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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold!
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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(GROWLS)
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HELGA: Cut! Cut!
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Hey, Arnold!
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Huh?
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Get off the stage!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
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This isn't
your scene!
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
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Amateur.
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Okay, let's pick it up
from the dance
of the vegetables.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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(BELL RINGING)
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(CHATTERING)
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Not so fast.
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Come on, Helga.
We know our lines.
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Know your lines?
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Of course,
you know your lines.
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But I don't want
to just hear your lines.
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I want to hear
what's in your souls!
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Do vegetables
have souls?
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That audience expects
food with feelings.
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And that's what
we're gonna give 'em.
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Iggy, what's
your motivation?
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I don't know.
I'm a utensil.
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Stinky, what's
in your character's gut?
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I thought so.
You guys all bite.
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I want every kid here
a half an hour early
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so we can do
another run-through.
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If anybody is late,
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they're gonna
have to answer
to old Betsy.
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I'm Monkeyman!
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(DOG BARKING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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Fruits.
We had to be fruits.
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Why couldn't we
have been in the bread group?
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Or beverages?
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I could have been
a cream soda.
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ARNOLD: Yeah,
well, we're fruits.
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And let's hurry,
or we'll miss the bus.
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Slow down!
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This strawberry
really chafes.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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Man, this is
so humiliating.
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This is nothing.
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In a few hours,
the entire student body
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will be laughing at us.
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(BELL DINGING)
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I can't believe
we have to do this.
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For Helga.
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I know,
it's not fair.
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But there's nothing
we can do about it.
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Nothing.
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Unless...
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ARNOLD: Unless what?
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Let's just say,
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we forgot
to pull that cord,
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and we didn't
get off at this stop?
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Or the next stop?
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Or the next!
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Hey. By the time
we get back home,
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the play
would be over.
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No. We couldn't do that.
It would ruin the play.
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Well, was it right
for Helga to make fun
of you during rehearsal?
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Well... Oh, Gerald,
we gotta stop.
We can't ruin the play.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Well, maybe
one more stop
would be okay.
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(CHATTERING)
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(TICKING)
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HELGA: People, people!
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Now, remember,
a play has a life
of its own.
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It's got to breathe.
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Every food group
must build upon the group
that came before it.
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First, the legumes.
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"Legumes"? I thought
we were beans.
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You are, genius!
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Then the meats.
Lusty and powerful.
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Then the fruits,
they're...
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Hey! Where
are the fruits?
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They're not here, Helga.
They never showed up.
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What?
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(YELLING) Arnold!
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Did you hear
something just now?
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Nope.
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Hey, how far does
this bus go anyway?
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What difference
does it make?
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When it gets
to the end of the line,
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we'll just
ride it back again.
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The journey is
the destination, man.
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What's that mean?
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I'm not sure.
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I heard it
in a hippie movie.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hey, what's going on?
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GERALD: Oh, man.
This is the end of the line.
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You and your
hippie movies.
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Does this mean...
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Yeah. We're stuck.
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Downtown.
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As fruits.
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Now, what?
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I know. We'll call
my mom and dad.
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They'll come
pick us up.
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Good idea.
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Great.
Just great!
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Well, at least let's get
rid of these costumes.
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Uh, I can't.
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Why not?
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I didn't wear
anything underneath.
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You didn't wear
anything underneath?
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Well, polyester
makes me sweat.
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Okay, so you have
to stay a strawberry.
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Arnold,
this is serious.
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We're stuck downtown,
I'm a strawberry
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and we don't
have any money!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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MAN: Here, you go.
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What's this?
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MAN: You know
what it is. Just take it.
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Wow. People downtown
sure are friendly.
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Let's go.
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He's two minutes late.
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You were right, Arnold.
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Those shoes really
pull your look together.
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You hungry?
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Hey, thanks, man.
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Ain't no problem,
fella.
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Does souvlaki cover
the four food groups?
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Who cares?
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ I'm a steak
A juicy steak
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♪ Full of fat and protein
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♪ I'm a ham
You know I am
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♪ And if you keep kosher
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♪ I'm not in your routine ♪
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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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HELGA: Psst.
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Stretch. Stretch!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Do you know how hard
I prepared for my role?
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I ate nothing
but dairy products
for two weeks!
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If I ever get my hands
on that Arnold, I'll...
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I'll...
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Soothe his fevered brow,
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oh, my poor
lost sweetheart,
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how I love you.
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
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And yet I hate you.
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And yet I love you.
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And yet I hate you!
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And yet I love you.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(CROWD CLAPPING)
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(CHEERING)
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Hey, waiter.
Sodas for everyone.
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All right!
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Rack 'em again, fat man.
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What do you mean
you gave it
to the wrong banana?
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Um...
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What does this
other banana look like?
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You know, kind of
small, kind of yellow,
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banana shoes.
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Just like those.
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MAN: Hey!
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Hey, you two!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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MAN: Who enters the realm
of the great Zamboni?
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I'm Arnold.
This is Gerald.
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Wait, wait!
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You're... You're Arnold!
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And Gerald.
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Good guess.
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Ha! Zamboni Jones
does not guess.
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He knows.
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You have come to me
with a problem.
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Yeah. We came
downtown and at first,
everything was great.
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But now it's
all gone wrong.
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There is a disturbance
in your karmic energy field.
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(HUMMING)
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Is there someone you have
harmed in the past?
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Hmm? Someone
you have wronged.
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Hmm...
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My play!
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My play!
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My beautiful play!
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Nope. Can't think of a soul.
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Gerald, you've
got to be kidding.
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Think of Helga
and her play,
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and all the kids
back at school
that we're letting down.
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What's your point?
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ARNOLD: Come on.
We've got a karmic
energy field to fix.
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Bye, Mr. Jones. Thanks.
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Hey! Where is my $3.50?
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I should
have foreseen this.
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(WHISTLES)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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Wow.
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People downtown
sure are friendly.
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(CRYING)
I'm ruined.
Ruined!
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My future
as a playwright
is over.
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(SNIFFLES)
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(AUDIENCE BOOING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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There will be
a small change
in the fourth act.
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We won't
be having it.
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It seems that some
of our food groups
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are not as dedicated
as the rest of us.
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But the show
must go on.
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♪ It's fruits
It's fruits
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♪ That really
makes us toots
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♪ It's fruits
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♪ It's fruits
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♪ That give us all a hoot
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♪ It's not like
other food groups
aren't important
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♪ In fact you need us all
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♪ To make your fingernails
And eyes and organs
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♪ It's fruits
It's fruits
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♪ You've got
To have your fruits
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♪ That's what the folks
With scurvy say
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♪ 'Cause it's fruits
Us fruits
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♪ That really makes us sing
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Wait till I get my hands
on you, Arnold,
you beautiful creature.
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♪ This is the end
Of our play ♪
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(HELGA SIGHS)
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(GROWLING)
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GERALD: Hey, Arnold!
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(ROARS)
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(GROWLS)
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(SNARLS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold!
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(CARS HONKING)
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What are you
looking at?
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Hello! Is anybody
in there, man?
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Come on,
we gotta cross now
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or else we're gonna
be late for school.
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ARNOLD: Okay,
I'm right behind you.
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Hey, Arnold.
Hey, Gerald.
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Want to see
my albino worm
collection?
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I call this one "Pinky."
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00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,854
Uh, no thanks, Billy.
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Okay. But you don't
know what you're missing.
266
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:51,599
Look, you guys.
I got a new scab!
267
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,372
If you squint real hard,
it's look like Texas.
268
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,043
That's nice, Sheena.
269
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:58,614
The crusty part
is the Alamo.
270
00:12:58,683 --> 00:13:00,518
GERALD: That's disgusting!
271
00:13:00,587 --> 00:13:01,788
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
272
00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:05,163
Uh... Nougats?
273
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,933
None for me.
274
00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,603
I had a big breakfast.
275
00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:12,512
Well, folks,
I think we've reached
276
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:13,949
the end
of our dork parade.
277
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,454
Hey, look,
here comes Eugene.
278
00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:17,690
(HONKING)
279
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,594
GERALD: I stand corrected.
280
00:13:19,663 --> 00:13:21,565
Am I seeing things?
281
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,138
No, that's Eugene
all right.
282
00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:27,077
And he's riding
a really cool bike.
283
00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:30,018
(TIRES SCREECHING)
284
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,754
(KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
285
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,496
What'd you do,
rob a bike store?
286
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,899
(ALL LAUGHING)
287
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,973
No, it's Flag Day
and my family
exchanges gifts.
288
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,778
All my life I've wanted
a bike like this.
289
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:45,051
Look at it!
Look at it, you guys.
290
00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:48,591
Shiny red frame
with little specs of
metallic stuff in the paint,
291
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,330
lots of gears
so I don't have
to pump hard
292
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:51,731
when I'm going
up a hill.
293
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,304
Big thick tires
so I can run over glass.
294
00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:56,978
It's the one thing
I've wanted more
than anything else.
295
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,581
More than
incredible wealth.
296
00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,585
More than world peace!
297
00:14:00,653 --> 00:14:02,389
It's my dream bike,
you guys.
298
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,296
My dream bike.
And I finally got it.
299
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:08,435
There's just one thing
it needs to make it perfect.
300
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,910
ALL: Ooh!
301
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,320
(CLICKING)
302
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,458
(HONKING)
303
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,301
I guess every dork
has his day.
304
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:24,371
(BELL RINGING)
305
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,606
Yeah.
306
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,591
I'll be there
in a second, Gerald.
307
00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:41,809
(HORN HONKING)
308
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,391
(CRASHES)
309
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,061
(WHIMPERING)
310
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,067
My bike.
311
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,306
I'm really sorry,
Eugene.
312
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:56,675
I don't know
what to say.
313
00:14:56,744 --> 00:14:58,113
My bike!
314
00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,350
I think it's history,
Eugene.
315
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,753
My bike!
316
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,357
It was an accident,
Eugene.
317
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:05,161
I'm really, really sorry.
318
00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:10,139
(SCREAMING)
319
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,312
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
320
00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:18,023
No, no, no! Please!
321
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,559
No! Not my bike.
322
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:23,201
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
No! No, please!
323
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,270
Not my bike.
324
00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:26,408
Man, I feel terrible
about this, Gerald.
325
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,846
Look, Arnold.
It wasn't your fault.
326
00:15:28,915 --> 00:15:31,752
Stuff like this always
happens to the geeky kids.
327
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:33,256
And of all the kids
in the school,
328
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,227
Eugene's got to
be the geekiest.
329
00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:37,332
You could say that again.
330
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:40,071
Hey, where's Pinky?
Pinky?
331
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,841
Anybody
seen my Pinky?
332
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,680
(SQUELCHING)
333
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:44,981
Ew.
334
00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:46,885
(BELL RINGING)
335
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,741
(CRASHES)
336
00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:58,278
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
337
00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,418
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
338
00:16:24,972 --> 00:16:27,843
EUGENE: Wow, Arnold.
It's beautiful.
339
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:28,912
ARNOLD: Thanks.
340
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,883
It is kind
of nice, isn't it?
341
00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,921
"Nice"? Heck,
it's better than ever.
342
00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:33,989
(HONKING)
343
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:35,660
You didn't have
to do this, Arnold.
344
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,197
Yeah, but I wanted to.
345
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:39,336
Wow, Arnold,
you're a pal.
346
00:16:39,404 --> 00:16:41,907
I'm gonna take it
for a ride right now.
347
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,146
Hey, wait!
Don't forget this.
348
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,624
Have a good ride,
Eugene.
349
00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:51,261
Oh, hey, Abner,
what you got there?
350
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,798
Brake cable?
351
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:54,903
The brake cable!
352
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,072
Eugene!
353
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,009
Whee!
354
00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:00,482
I'm a bird!
I'm a plane!
355
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:01,618
I'm...
356
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,062
...about to be hurt
very badly.
357
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:08,901
(CRASHES)
358
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,774
(METAL CLATTERING)
359
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,747
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
360
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,049
Come in.
361
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,553
Hey, Eugene.
362
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,527
Oh. Hi, Arnold.
Thanks for coming.
363
00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:22,998
Listen, Eugene.
I'm really sorry.
364
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,367
What do you mean, Arnold?
365
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:25,871
You didn't
do anything.
366
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,843
It's just something
that happened, that's all.
367
00:17:27,912 --> 00:17:30,582
Well, I brought you
some candy
to make it up to you.
368
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,018
Aww, that's nice
of you, Arnold,
369
00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:34,056
but really,
you didn't have to.
370
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:36,026
Here. Let me
help you with that.
371
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,800
(SCREAMING)
372
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,403
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
373
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:41,673
Here. Let me take that.
374
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,276
(SCREAMING)
375
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,982
Man, I'm sorry.
(EUGENE EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)
376
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,120
I'll just...
No! No.
377
00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:50,359
Arnold, please,
you don't have to.
378
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:53,064
Please just
sit down there.
Right over there.
379
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,107
Good.
380
00:17:58,479 --> 00:17:59,579
Look, Eugene.
381
00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:01,383
Somehow, I'm gonna
make it all up to you.
382
00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,622
I don't know how yet,
but I'm gonna do it.
383
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:04,891
You'll see.
384
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,160
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
385
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:07,396
What a guy.
386
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:13,376
WOMAN ON PA:
Dr. Kravitz, you have
a visitor in the main...
387
00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,681
Here it is, 336.
388
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,521
Tonsillectomy.
Let's do it.
389
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:19,924
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
390
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:21,527
BOY: He's a dork.
391
00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,465
HELGA: He's a real dork.
392
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,538
GERALD: Yeah,
stuff like this always
happens to the geeky kids.
393
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:30,882
(SQUEAKING)
394
00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:33,821
(CLOTH TEARING)
395
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,859
GERALD: Arnold, come quick!
396
00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:38,331
Harold just ripped
his pants wide open.
397
00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,069
(CRASHES)
398
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:44,612
Hey, Arnold.
Shake hands
with Mr. Crab.
399
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,986
(EUGENE SCREAMING)
400
00:18:56,139 --> 00:18:58,008
(MUFFLED YELLING)
401
00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,188
(ALL LAUGHING)
402
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,366
Every dork
deserves his day.
403
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:12,606
And I'm gonna
give that dork his day.
404
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,326
(SOFTLY)
Oh, hi, there, Arnold.
405
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:22,930
Hey, Eugene.
What happened
to your voice?
406
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:26,136
I don't know.
There was
some kind of mix-up.
407
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,441
They took my tonsils
out by mistake.
408
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,410
That's terrible.
409
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,580
No, not really.
410
00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:32,852
You don't need 'em, anyway.
411
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,424
I kind of wish they would
have left my spleen, though.
412
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:39,265
Listen, Eugene.
I just want you to know
I'm sorry for everything.
413
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,070
The teeter-totter,
the crab, the paste...
414
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,172
Huh?
415
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,976
I don't know what
you're talking about.
416
00:19:44,045 --> 00:19:46,014
But I figured out
a way to pay you back.
417
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,885
I'm gonna take you out
for one full day
418
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,521
where nothing bad
happens at all.
419
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,192
One entire day
of just you and me
420
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:54,566
having nonstop
full-on action-packed fun.
421
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:57,139
Gee, Arnold.
That sounds neat.
422
00:19:57,207 --> 00:19:58,207
Great.
423
00:19:58,276 --> 00:19:59,277
I'll be here
to pick you up
424
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:00,545
the first thing
tomorrow morning.
425
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:03,686
And don't forget
to wear your fun clothes.
426
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,824
That Arnold.
427
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,497
He just keeps
giving and giving.
428
00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:27,639
(GASPS)
429
00:20:40,236 --> 00:20:41,603
(CROWD CHEERING)
430
00:20:50,424 --> 00:20:51,425
(THUMPS)
431
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,236
(CHOKING)
432
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,451
(COUGHING)
433
00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:23,628
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
434
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,124
(SPLASHES)
435
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,629
(VOMITING)
436
00:21:46,949 --> 00:21:48,017
Sorry, Eugene.
437
00:21:48,085 --> 00:21:50,188
I guess we shouldn't
have taken that ferry ride.
438
00:21:50,257 --> 00:21:51,524
(VOMITING)
439
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,235
Oh, that's okay.
440
00:21:56,303 --> 00:21:59,107
You couldn't have known
I get motion sickness.
441
00:21:59,176 --> 00:22:02,415
Oh, Eugene.
I'm really sorry.
442
00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:05,889
All I wanted to do was
pay you back for all
the trouble I've caused you.
443
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,495
Everything just
seems to go wrong.
444
00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:10,967
I guess this wasn't
such a good day
after all.
445
00:22:11,036 --> 00:22:13,138
Are you kidding me, Arnold?
446
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,043
I ate hot dogs
in the park.
447
00:22:15,112 --> 00:22:18,350
I almost caught
a home-run ball
hit by Spuds McGee.
448
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:20,588
I watched the sun
set on the river...
449
00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:22,859
And I even got
to swim in the river.
450
00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:25,165
By accident, sorta.
451
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:26,768
I had a great time.
452
00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:31,946
You know, nobody has ever
done anything like this
for me before.
453
00:22:37,561 --> 00:22:40,132
I don't know
how I'll ever be able
to thank you enough.
454
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,437
This has been one
of the best days
I've ever had.
455
00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:43,672
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
456
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,278
See you later,
Arnold.
457
00:22:46,347 --> 00:22:48,049
Uh, excuse me.
458
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,753
Mr. Driver, sir?
459
00:22:49,821 --> 00:22:51,690
You think you can open...
460
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:56,668
Hey, Eugene.
461
00:22:57,539 --> 00:22:59,307
Ah, I'll give it
to you tomorrow.
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