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In the cool of the evening when everything is getting kind of groovy

You call me up and ask me would I like to go with you and see a movie

But first I say no, I've got some plans for tonight and then I stop and say alright

Alright, life is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.

You always keep me guessing, I never seemed to know what you were thinking.

And if a girl looks at you, it's for sure your little eye will be winking.

I get confused cause I don't know where I stand and then you smile.

And hold my hand. Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you. Spooky. If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playing, I'm going to tell you all the things my heart's dying to be saying.

Just like a ghost you've been haunting my dreams. So now I know you're not what you seem.

Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you. Spooky. Spooky. Spooky.

So how does Daddy survive, exactly? I don't think there's any social security

because I don't really recall him ever having a real job. Yeah, I'm not

completely sure. You know, he always seems to have projects. Uh-huh. He's gonna look

old, isn't he? Oh yeah, I guess. You said it's been two

Give or take, yeah. I remember you flew back here to see him.

We met at a restaurant. He said his place wasn't presentable.

Yeah, probably wasn't.

I still think about Mom's funeral. I wasn't good.

He was very upset, though.

The last time he called me... well, the last times he called me...

You know, he puts on a little show. The dad act. But, you know, in the end, it's always about money.

Did you give him any?

No.

Well, a few years ago I did.

Richard was furious when he found out I'd sent it. But after that, no way.

You?

Well, yeah. Sure, I've... I helped him out here and there.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean... I shouldn't have said that.

It's okay. There were other reasons.

I'm sorry, Jeff.

You see this?

Man, those skater kids are everywhere.

They grow like weeds, right?

Right?

My Lewis is a skater.

He's the anarchist of the family.

How old is he now? Twelve?

Thirteen.

I did feel I needed to help him out for those few, you know, emergencies.

What are you talking about?

The well and the septic disaster. You knew about that, right?

No.

Well, he really needed help, so...

And then the wall thing?

The wall thing?

Yeah.

This wall collapsed.

And part of his house apparently caved in.

Or almost did.

Come on, he called you about that, no?

No.

Huh.

Wow.

Man, that was expensive.

He told me recently he can barely pay for electricity. Or the phone bill.

His landline.

Yeah, his landline.

That place is just over this next hill, I think. Or maybe the next one.

Great.

Nowhere, though.

Oh, she'll probably get this driveway green.

Okay.

I brought a few things for him.

Of course you did.

That's not looking too good.

Hey. Oh, hi Daddy.

Hi Dad, what's up? Hey, Emily.

Come on in, Chip.

Come on in.

Yeah.

Come on in. Excuse me.

Okay.

Alright.

Yeah.

Okay, well that's... and you don't look any older.

Well, that's debatable, but thank you.

Hey, that's a really great color.

Oh, thanks. And on you, too.

Oh, yeah, well, a nice sweater, too.

Oh, goodbye.

Good to see you, son. You've always been my favorite son.

Well, you're almost as far.

As far as we know.

Oh, I like this chair.

Oh, yeah. That's a special chair. A friend of mine made that.

It's nice because it swivels, you know. Look out the window.

Oh, this is really nice, Daddy. So peaceful.

Yeah. Your quality here.

Well, have a seat, girl. Make yourselves at home.

Boom! Thanks, Deb. Thank you.

Hey, your furniture's kind of stylish.

I like it.

Yeah, it's old.

It's still in pretty good shape.

Okay, thanks.

I want you guys

to know that I'm so glad you're here.

It really means a lot to me.

It's so great to see you both.

It's been a while and I know it's been a while. Can I get you anything? How about some water?

Oh, is here your well water? With the pump and all that effects?

Yeah. All working now. All working thanks to you.

Thank you. Let's get a little water going.

What about ice? I think they got ice around here.

Oh, no thanks, Phil. I'd like some ice.

Oh, good. Ice coming up. I wish I had some lemon or something to go with it.

Okay. Here you come with the water. Oh, thanks.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah. Well, let's just have a toast to your wonderful mother.

To our wonderful mother.

I'll drink to that and to mom.

Is it okay to toast with water though?

Oh gosh, I think so. It's the purest drink.

And your mother loved water.

And don't forget she was a water scientist.

Aquarius is a water sign? Yeah. Not a water sign, but it's a water carrier.

Do you hear that dripping? What is that?

It's the kitchen faucet. You can't seem to shut it off tight enough.

But it does go away after a while.

Well, Wilhelm Reich, the mass psychology of fascism.

I didn't realize you read this kind of thing, Daddy.

I had an interest. It's been a while.

Noam Chomsky? Oh. Diogenes. Interesting.

Father of Stoicism.

That's appropriate.

How are things back home? How are the kids?

Both are doing well. Jennifer is a junior in high school. She's very smart and confident, and Lewis is in middle school. He's in a bit of an awkward phase, but he's finding himself.

And what about Richard?

Fine. Solid as a rock, as always.

Jeff, how's Cheryl? I mean, do you still even stay in touch, or...?

No, Dad, we don't.

Oh, well, that's tough, man. I'm really sorry. What about work? Is work going well?

Well, yes, yeah. Thanks. I got that promotion I told you about, and yeah, I'm working away.

Okay. Well, hey, I'm really proud of you, son. I mean, you've really done well for yourself.

Well, thanks, Dad.

Peaceful view, Dad.

With the pond, the trees, the horizon.

It's a step away from the so-called real world.

I made some tea.

Oh, tea.

Yes, I found some in the back of the cupboard.

Thanks, Alvin. Why couldn't you have some tea?

I didn't even know we had tea.

Oh, that's a nice watch, Daddy. Is that a Rolex?

Oh, no, well, yeah, I mean, it's a Pugazzi, a Chinese replica.

I like the style.

Huh, well, it looks real nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you say we toast our tea to, uh, family relations?

Oh. Okay. Um, to family relations.

To family. Yeah. To family.

To family.

Mmm. Good?

Excellent, yeah.

Can you toast with tea, though?

I just want to show you some few things I got for you. These are a few packages of pasta. Very good ones. Italian.

And some marinara sauce with the cheese already in there.

Oh, there's so much cheese here for me.

Crackers, cookies, a jar of dill pickle spears, canned tuna.

And then that French mustard you like. Oh, yeah, thanks for remembering.

I got some fruit, apples, a few oranges. Yes, and some of this. Heaven's door.

Mezcal, too. And some apple juice. And there's some dried ramen noodles in there, too.

You got everything. Thank you. Much appreciated, son. No problem.

I have a very difficult job, but I love easy things very much.

A move.

A click.

A touch.

A love.

A click.

An X-Bat.

And thank you too.

Oh no, that's all from Jeff.

It's wild. You plan on going into town and doing a grocery shop and then your kids show up on the front porch and they get this box with all this great stuff in it and Bob's your uncle. English expression. Bob's your uncle.

But Ted's our uncle.

Hey Dad, do you want me to take a look outside back where the wall had to be rebuilt last fall?

No, no, it's fine. It's probably pretty muddy and snowy with it right now. I'm trying to...

Trying to what?

I'm trying to... well, there's a busted pipe and...

Ah, well, let me just take a quick look then.

No, no, son. No. I don't want to deal with it right now. I would just want to be together and have this time to spend together and I just don't want to have to worry about it right now.

Okay, Dad.

Are you going to be okay with heating fuel for the rest of the winter? Prices are outrageous.

Oh yeah, I know who they are. I've got this beautiful wood stove here. Chopped my own wood. I'm like a real country bumpkin here.

I know what I'm doing around that. It's good and therapeutic for me because it feels as good as chopping.

I just... I don't know...

Well, you're kind of scaring me.

That was wrong. I'm sorry.

Sorry, I got carried away.

Sorry.

Daddy, how's your health in general these days?

Everything okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

I'm good in general.

Any recent episodes?

Oh, you mean...

Like...

You know, like at Mom's funeral?

Yeah.

That was some time ago.

But that was a particular...

...particular to you.

Very emotional.

Yeah. Yeah, for us all.

You two handled it admirably.

May I ask if you still take anything?

Take anything?

Well...

I take my coffee in the morning.

I mean, like, any medication?

Well, no. No, no.

No, nothing like that.

I do have a drink now and then.

But, no, nothing.

No, no...

No heroin, no cocaine, no fentanyl, no Oxycontin.

No LSD, no marijuana, no uppers, no downers, no goofballs, no toadskins, no horse tranquilizers.

Okay, Daddy, I'm just asking if you take any medication, like prescriptions.

No. You think I should?

No, I didn't say that. I just want you to feel good.

Yeah, um, okay. I do. I feel good. Just like I knew that I would.

Well, can I get you anything else? Any more water or tea?

Oh, well, thanks, Dad. You know, I'm driving, but, you know, it's getting late. We should probably get going.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, gee. I have the pasta. I have the spaghetti sauce, which has the cheese already in it. Chicken.

I remember cookie chicken.

Oh yeah.

I can make cookie chicken or ramen or...

I wish we could.

Oh.

Yeah.

But maybe next time.

Yeah.

Good.

Adam.

Okay.

I'm sorry, I wish you could stay longer.

It's been really crazy.

Let's see... Really gotta go?

Yeah.

Okay, uh...

Well, okay.

Okay.

Love you, darling.

Love you, Daddy.

Thanks for coming.

Okay, love you.

Okay, love you too, son.

Great seeing you.

Good seeing you.

Uh, I don't want to tide you over.

I really appreciate it, son.

Okay.

Dad, your truck. What?

It kinda looks like shit. Does it even run?

Oh yeah, it's a little rough. A little rough, but it's just an old workhorse.

Really?

Doesn't look like it.

Hey, nice ride, son.

Uh, yeah, it's a hybrid.

I leased it.

Hybrid.

Well, great to see you, Dad.

Great to see you, son.

Love you, darling.

Bye, Daddy.

Bye.

Love you.

Hey, thanks for coming out and seeing your old dad.

Well, that was strange. I don't really know what to think.

I think he was happy to see us.

It's like they say, you can choose your friends and your lovers, but you can't choose your family.

I wasn't talking about you, Em. It's okay, I know what you meant.

He's always been a real character. A little mysterious.

Did he act kind of crazy even when we were little, though?

Yeah, but usually in sort of a fun way.

Then later on, he wasn't really in my life all that much.

I kind of lost the connection.

I always wanted to look up to him.

I tried to, anyway.

Well, I'm glad we saw him. Thanks for doing that.

Sure, I'm glad too. Sort of. Did you see that Rolex though? That was real.

No.

Yep.

Hey Charlotte.

Yeah. What's up?

Oh yeah, Seth, that's interesting.

Uh, hey listen. You, um, you know I came in with some unexpected cash.

I just wondered if you wanted to maybe down the shades for dinner and drinks a little bit.

Yeah, my treat, of course.

Oh, good. It'd be good to see you, too.

Before I do, tell Tommy we want the usual booth. You know the routine.

Yeah. Good. Alright, 20 minutes.

I'll see you soon, baby.

Yeah, well, I'm very happy to see them on the one hand, but I just have to keep them

from stirring things up, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I still see them now, once a year, together

for afternoon tea, our yearly ritual. Yeah, it really was an excellent suggestion on your

Mm-hmm. And we do speak on the phone every few weeks at least.

Well, Timothea calls more frequently than Lilith.

Yeah, she... she seems more in need of me, even though she's the older one, you know.

At times she seems totally lost in the world. But somehow I... I worry more about Lilith.

Oh dear, our time is almost up and they'll be arriving shortly.

Thank you so much for doing a phone session.

You are so very helpful. Like a navigator.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you next week then?

Thank you. Next Tuesday. Bye now. Bye.

That's the ID number. Yeah, it's correct.

Uh, Murtaugh Road.

What? 45 to an hour? Oh gosh.

Okay, um...

Hello?

Hello, mummy!

Oh no, I'm so sorry.

Sorry. Don't worry, Lynette's not here either, and she's often late anyway.

You don't need me to come and get you, do you?

Ah, Automobile Association to the rescue.

Okay, take care darling, thanks for calling, see you soon.

Do you really only see your mum once a year? Not even on a holiday?

Did you have a holiday?

Yeah, no, we don't really do holidays together.

But you have tea.

A very fucking traditional love you.

It is kind of weird you and your sister both moved to Dublin to be near your ma.

And then only see her like once a year.

Yeah.

I guess the set up is kind of straight.

Seems like you two grew up like butterflies floating around each other in different directions.

Do you remember us living elsewhere?

Yeah. Yeah, I miss Brussels. I loved it there. Living all on my own.

Yeah, you know, you do sometimes kind of sound sort of Belgian.

Yeah? Well, you always fucking sound Irish.

Yeah, I'm well aware of that.

I met your sister once.

Yeah? Tim and Thea, right? Tim. She's nice. Yeah. How is she?

So-no. So when we get close, I just want to jump in the back seat before we arrive, okay?

Why? That's what I told you. Because if we pull up and my mum sees us, I can tell her I took an Uber.

So I'm your Uber driver, really?

Oh, really? Oh, you've got the hat.

Sorry. I'll tell her my Lexus is in the dealers.

Your Lexus? Yeah, my new Lexus.

So, as your Uber driver, am I supposed to pick you up?

Doesn't your sister live, like, way far into the direction?

Yeah, she lives in Nowheresville.

No, I'll ask my mum to call me an Uber and then it'll be in her account.

So somewhere around here, we can pull over and I'll get him back.

My chauffeur. Fuck off.

Yes, I'd like to cancel a service call. I may need a while again.

Can I call you?

Yes, 772-3353. Thank you.

Got you!

Hello.

Hello, Lilith.

I like your hair.

Oh, thank you.

I like your outfit too.

Yeah.

Oh, you're ridiculous.

Look at my bag.

Designed a bag?

Yeah.

It was on sale.

Really?

The place looks amazing. Love it.

Well, thank you.

Actually, it's exactly the same as last year.

I'll take a...

Oh, okay.

Shall we sit and chat until Tim arrives?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

She called to say she had car trouble.

Oh.

And then she called to say she was fine, so...

Okay.

So I don't know.

And you, I saw you came with a car service.

Yeah. Well, I have a Lexus. A beautiful new one. Almost new. But the dealer has it. It's been detailed. It's a service they provide.

They ride?

Yeah.

Well, that's a nice perk.

Yeah, so I came in an Uber. So pretty. I was going to bring you some, then the plan became all good with the Uber and everything.

Well, sweet of you to think of me in any case. So, how is everything? Are you still with the gloriously handsome Robert?

You never met him?

No, but you texted me photos without his shirt on, I might add.

Yeah, it's a while ago. Well, he wants to marry me, but I don't know, you know.

Well, that's exciting. You didn't tell me.

No.

Well, what are your thoughts?

I have mixed thoughts, really.

He is rich and handsome and says he adores me too. And seems to.

Oh, I should hope so.

Yeah.

Well, how do you feel?

I don't know, Mum. I'm not sure if I want to be, you know, tied to a man.

Hmm, well, you have to be sure, I guess.

You can do this if you want to make it work.

Yeah.

Oh, your sister is here.

Oh, wonderful.

Hello, mommy.

Timothy, how lovely to see you.

Look who's here.

Oh, hello, Tim.

Hello, Lily.

You look fantastic!

Am I? I didn't know about that, but you do.

Oh, it's so nice to see you.

Let me take these beautiful flowers.

I'll take your coat.

Oh. Okay.

Oh, we seem to be accidentally colour-coordinated.

How embarrassing.

Oh. Yes, it is, isn't it?

I love it.

Do you really? Yeah, red. I'll put these lovely flowers in a box. So how is everything? Well, it's all good.

Yeah, fantastic. Good. I almost hate to say it, but my life's kind of been like a dream. Oh, great. Good. That's great to hear. And you?

Well, you know, ups and downs, but everything's good.

I think. Yeah.

I love your hair.

Thank you.

It's so cute.

Yours too.

So, um...

Mum looks good.

Yeah.

Doesn't she?

Yeah. Looks great.

Right. She doesn't look old, does she?

Uh, no.

I think she looks great.

Yeah, she does.

Yes.

Yeah, amazing.

Reckless Moonlight. Do you know about this one?

Yes, I saw it on the bestseller list.

Put it back.

You know she doesn't like talking about her books with us.

I know, I know.

You know, boundaries of love. And the lilacs in the snow.

Stop it.

An unfaithful tomorrow.

Girls, shall we go to the table?

Hey, wait for mommy.

Oh, that's much better.

But your flowers were much more...

Loud.

Well, let's say prominent.

No, no. These are lovely.

It's perfect. Much better.

So, shall I be mother?

You might as well start sometime.

It's wonderful to see you both.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, Mummy.

Thanks, Mum.

Mmm. Bill. Fuck, that is so good. That looks delicious. Wait, where do you get that from again?

Oh, there's my very favourite little shop in town that always has all the things I like. You know,

Walker's shortbread fingers, McKay's marmalade, PG Tips tea. And sometimes they just have these

So, whenever I crave one of my favorite treats, I just pop down there, and your uncle's name is Robert.

Hello.

Lovely.

How much is that big prize you dreamed of?

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It is. I think the water makes all the difference. Do you use bottled or filtered water? I try

to drink only pure bottled water from Iceland.

From Iceland? Is that right? Well, for tea this water has been boiled, but the water

here is filtered.

That's good to know.

I still drink tap water.

No, you shouldn't, Tim. I've heard people getting their tap water tested and they've

We found horrible things in it. You know, like cocaine, COVID, E. coli, amoebas, antibiotics, fentanyl, all kinds of shit.

Oh, Liz, that's terrible. Where do you hear such things?

Some... podcast or something.

Oh, Lil...

So, Tim, what does your tap water taste like?

Well, I don't know. It just tastes like water.

Is this a photo? I mean...

Does water even have a taste?

Well, of course it does. It tastes like water.

Mm-hmm.

So, girls, please give me some news.

How's everything going?

Oh, um...

You know, each year I check my Chinese

and every year it says the same thing.

It just says, another year with numerous minor obstacles, but the sheep will remain good-natured and, you know, plod along.

Does it really say plod along?

Yes, something like that.

But your good nature is a wonderful gift, though.

Thank you.

My Chinese sign is a dragon.

Yes, oh yes, we know that.

And usually it says, the dragon will have another fantastic year with adventure and romance.

that. And is this true? Yeah, no complaints really. Well, I do have some good news I'd

like to share. Oh? I've been promoted. To whom? I'm now on the executive board of the

Heritage Council. Fantastic, Tim. Yes, you know, the one that decides which old buildings

in Dublin will be protected.

That's wonderful news.

Have you started yet?

Well, the first of all meeting's

next week, but yes.

I am very

excited. Cool.

Yes.

I'm very proud of you, Tim.

And all your work. And I always have

been. Well, thank you, Mummy.

I really do appreciate that.

I have some good news too.

Do you?

Yes.

So I have a number of new clients I call disciples.

Part of my community.

And they're all very popular influencers.

Well, that sounds like a good idea.

Influencers.

Can you explain that to me?

Oh boy, not now.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your news, Tim.

I can tell you both about it another time.

time. But we are interested. May I be excused? You certainly can. Tell me a joke. So, in

the universe, three planets are floating and they're having a grand time, having tea, PG

tips. Oh, how are you? I'm good. How are you? And then there's a third planet that comes

along and looks like shit, coughing. And I say, what is it with you? Why are you looking

so shit? And then he says, oh, you know, it's just I have caught this thing, it's called

humanity. And then they laugh and they say, oh, that's okay, that one goes away.

Good.

Yeah.

Like when you watch.

Oh yes, it's nice. Oh my. Is that a Rolex? Yes. Oh, very nice. Can't tell it's fake, can you?

I bought it on Wall Street from some guys. Don't you love it? Hmm. Oh, it's later than I thought.

Oh, it's not, is it really? Well, it seems you've only just got here.

Yes, we've only just got here.

Well, time flies when you're having fun.

Some little things for each of you.

Some of the cakes you like.

I hope your little car will be running perfectly.

Oh yes, I think it's fine.

And I assume you've called an Uber.

Hey, Lil, would you like me to give you a lift home?

Oh, no, no. Thanks, sis. I'm not sure your car would make it.

No, that's sweet of you, but it's like an hour in the other direction.

Anyway, I was going to make some important calls on the way back, yeah.

So, mum, I feel really bad to even ask, but I had some trouble with my Uber account on the way here.

so I was wondering but do they brought you here so I'm sure it's fine yeah no

it's not going to work on the way back yeah I can't explain really but um if I

could use your account you know I'm kind of stressed out about it of course of

course I'll call you up thanks a million mum I'll pay you back yeah you put in

your destination. Okay. Seven minutes. I'll wait with you till the Uber comes then.

All right then. Three minutes. Goodbye, darling. Bye-bye, mommy. Bye.

Thanks for waiting.

Appreciate it.

See ya, pal.

So, did you meet your weed guy there?

No, I get shrooms from him.

Hmm.

Do you still smoke a lot of weed these days?

Weaver hash rarely, but shrooms, yes.

And microdose.

Little amounts each day.

I know what microdosing is.

I could sort of tell you were doing it.

Really?

Yeah.

I could feel it.

Mm-hmm.

Did you start kind of recently, like maybe a month ago while I was in New York?

Exactly.

Like four weeks ago.

So you can even sense the effects of the microdose?

Sort of.

Twin factor.

Plus, that's psilocybin.

That's just some crazy shit, bro.

Saved my life in a way.

You know, it resets everything, brings everything back to zero, where each moment is each moment.

Yeah, I could use some of that.

Are you smoking your weed these days?

No, no, I try to stay as clear as possible these days.

Life has tripped out enough for me.

So this is going to be kind of weird.

Going back to the apartment.

I guess it is kind of weird with all this stuff cleared out.

Thanks again for doing it all.

It's all good. It's mom and dad.

Wanna get a coffee for a second?

Yeah. Where should I go?

Take a lift up there.

Have a seat.

Good idea to get a coffee.

It's comforting.

Right.

I just didn't know where I was, Phil.

Nothing special.

Yeah, I've been there.

What are you doing?

Just looking at this water.

And?

I was just thinking about this cool indigenous girl I met.

She kept referring to water as medicine.

I don't know, it just keeps coming back to me.

the world is so fragile yeah no shit aren't you glad we have

we had such unconventional parents yeah i mean it wants to be a square end of a conventional life

true i guess being twins is already kind of unconventional being your twin sure is i mean

i'm also sure there's a bunch of twins out there that are total fucking squares

True. This is a weird question, but do you think the plane still would crash if someone was flying it?

Are you knowing her? Probably not. They said it was some weird weather-related thing. Who knows?

Didn't we talk about this already? The small planes are so fucking dangerous.

Yeah, well, so are motorcycles.

Hey, well, at least when I'm on my bike, I'm not way up in the fucking sky.

No, you're not.

Not literally.

I assume you still have your bike.

Yeah.

My 84 Cowie 650.

That beat up old black thing.

That's my baby.

The world is really fragile, I think.

I think it happens, also.

So, how's your

love life, boobie? You beating him back with a

the shovel shut up i really do think you should move back here for a while though

plus you can keep their car i love that thing classic volvo 1800 i don't want their car

i'm not sure what i'm gonna do well to quote the great groucho marx

whatever it is i'm against it

yeah no shit

can you toast with coffee though

always

should we get the fuck out of here

yeah let's go

merci

merci

hey

do you feel any

side effects from that weird virus

that it's been a few months

no not really

Really?

It was nice that you called before I said anything, though.

It was weird.

Just for a moment, I thought I was getting it too, so then I called you.

In fact, I...

Everything good now, though?

Barely speaking, yeah.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck?

Why are we like a block away?

I don't even look familiar.

Yeah, and all changes so fast.

I'm permanent.

Yeah.

Almost there, though.

Mom's old trick.

Yeah, hope it still works.

Hey.

I used to love this staircase when we were kids.

Same.

You're dead.

You're dead.

You alright?

Yeah.

Just thinking about Dad's cooking.

Yeah.

It was good?

So good.

Mom and Dad's room.

Water?

Medicine.

Really?

Listen man, I wouldn't want to mix up our molecules.

Yeah, fuck you.

I need damn molecules.

Say some shit, I want to show you.

Bill, you did all this since we last spoke?

Yeah.

Organized it all.

Packed it all up.

Sent it to storage. Packed.

And, uh, two truckloads.

Well, two vans, but anyways.

It's amazing.

Thank you.

I'm so impressed you organized it all.

especially impressive for such a fuck-up thanks wasn't actually that bad though

drove each load over packed into the storage unit and uh

i love you check this out i love this i want to keep this

Take it. Scam to all it is.

We didn't come out looking that much alike, did we?

Really? I don't think so. It's a good thing, too.

Otherwise I'd be too beautiful to deal with.

That's true. Look at this one.

Damn. They were hot.

I never saw this one. Look at that. It's a total fox.

What's that?

Marriage license.

Didn't mommy say that she will never ever get married?

They didn't.

Did a little research and it's all fake.

What?

I think they must have needed it for something

involving the authorities.

It sure looks real.

It's not.

She fabricated the whole thing.

Maybe them not getting officially married is what kept them together in the first place

Maybe, yeah

I'd like to think that maybe, you know, their deep love had something to do with them

You think?

Check these out

Her birth certificates

Are these fake too?

No, I think they're real

But didn't mommy say that she lost her actual birth certificates?

Yeah, I know. Man, she was problematic.

So this makes us actual, real-life New Yorkers. This is proof.

Yeah.

We're native New Yorkers.

And our passports are legit.

It's so fucking cool.

Oh. My. God.

Miss Belch, he's class.

This is you.

We argued about the colors of the hats that we were going to use.

I remember.

You do look what I like though.

I do.

I think you've got the eyes, right?

The beady eyes.

And who thinks of a double seat bike when you're like, how old were you?

Like six or five?

We were so innovative.

Look at this.

this. This is crazy. Look how young he is. And mom is from Ohio. Yeah, look, South Carolina,

Jersey, Texas. What? And I got to keep dad's beat to shit Rolex too. Wasn't this granddad's?

That's what dad said, yeah. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing it. Yeah, me too, but um,

It suits you. Dependable, cool, a little rough around the edges. It's like you.

Wait, I got one more thing. You're really, really gonna love this.

Man, she's such a movie star.

But wait.

Oh my gosh.

Network.

Wait.

You could totally rock those

You look sick

You look really sick

You think so?

Yeah

You look tight

Not as good as her

Debatable

I love you so much

Thanks for being my brother

Yeah, amen

Love you too, boobie

We're gonna be okay

Duh

I got a little box of other stuff here at my place.

It's the objects.

Little things that I thought, you know, had their mojo in them.

I kept the box too, but you can have whatever you want.

Did they keep a lot of our old stuff?

Oh, yeah.

Toys, photos, drawings.

They kept, like, every drawing we ever made.

They even kept the principal's letter

from the one time we got suspended.

Wow.

You'll see.

It's not like I threw anything away.

It's all carefully packed into storage.

Good luck finding anything, though.

It's a mad fool.

What are you gonna do with it all?

Do we have to move right now?

No.

Can't really deal with it.

Ah, Madame Gauthier.

Vous avez fait flipper.

Mais qu'est-ce que vous faites ici tous les deux?

On est venus pour une dernière visite.

Vous n'êtes plus chez vous ici?

Sky vient de rentrer.

On voulait dire au revoir à l'appartement une dernière fois.

Bon, tu sais que tes parents payent leur salaire.

n'avait pas payé les trois derniers mois de loyer

et que, comme je te l'avais dit, Billy,

l'agence aurait pu normalement saisir

tous leurs biens.

Oui. She was nice enough to prevent that

and let me move everything out.

Yes, I did.

I kept my word with you, Billy.

I hope

I won't regret it.

Okay.

Tu me rends les clés en partant.

Très bien, merci.

Merci, Madame Gaultier.

Je suis contente de vous voir.

Ça me fait plaisir de te voir, ma petite Stripe.

Ciao.

Do you ever think about where they died?

Does it matter where you died?

No.

Like, do we even know why they were flying a plane in the Azores?

Do we even know?

Whether we're ever doing anything

Anywhere

I mean

Huh

I could

It's my favorite song

Oh yeah

Do it

In the cool of the evening

When everything is getting kind of cool

You call me up and ask me

Would I like to go with you

and see a movie

first i say no i got some plans for the night and then i stop and say all right

love is kind of creepy with a spooky little ball at you

your powers keep me guessing i never said i know what you were thinking

And if a girl looks at you special, you know that I will be your

I get confused and I don't know where I stand

And then you smile

And all I have, love is kind of crazy

But there's fucking a lot I can do

Spooky

Damn, Billy.

You really cleaned them out.

Yeah.

And this unit goes back way deep, too.

It never really seemed like they had that much shit.

But, uh, they really squirreled a lot of stuff away.

Shit really adds up, don't it?

Half of this stuff is still boxed up from our grandparents

What are we going to do with it all?

I don't know

Do we have to know right now, though?

I've been out walking

I don't do too much talking these days

These days I seem to think a lot

About the things that I forgot to do

And all the times I had the chance to

I stopped my rambling

I don't do too much gambling these days

These days, these days, these days I seem to think about how all the changes came about my way.