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Are you familiar with those mornings when you wake up and you just know right

away that day is going to be one of the most momentous days of your life?

Well, this is not one of those mornings.

Yet, this is the morning of the day before the most momentous day.

Because tomorrow is my wedding day.

I am so nervous, but my bride, Gianna,

She is really out of her mind.

Yeah.

Look, I paid you to get exactly what I wanted, and you not getting the cake?

That's not exactly what I wanted.

If you don't make this perfect, I promise I'm going to go insane.

The least you can do is assure me that everything is going to be perfect.

Okay.

Wait, what?

Babe, you got the dubs for tomorrow, right?

Gianna, baby.

I thought we already talked about this, remember?

I've told you I don't want any dubs. They look great in the movies.

But they're just going to shit all over our guests.

And you want a buffet, don't you? You don't want shit on your buffet.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Okay, the dubs are off.

Yeah, you heard me.

Okay, is there anything else?

Okay, great.

I'll see you tomorrow then.

This morning cleaner guy is driving me insane.

Baby, he's the best in the biz.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I'm just so excited about tomorrow.

I'm so glad we're doing it exactly how we want.

Just small, in our own house, in our own backyard.

It's perfect, really.

Yeah, no boss, no fuss.

It's best to have less people.

I mean, those big crowds sometimes come with big hassles.

Totally agree.

My dad, my stepmom, my two best friends, my bridesmaids.

Yeah, well, what about my best friend and my sister?

Only the best people.

I'm so excited.

Yeah, well, I'm excited too. Why don't you come here, my little baby, Gianna

Dior? Oh, stop tickling me.

Come on, have some fun.

You know, my dad is more excited than I am. He gets to walk his precious

daughter down the aisle to give me away.

Oh, I got news for you, baby.

I already have you in your mind.

Already.

Really? Yes, you are. I can still change my mind.

Oh, yeah?

You can?

Mm -hmm.

Ah.

Yeah, this is the latte of me being only your girlfriend and not your wife.

As a matter of fact, you are my fiancé.

You know what I mean.

Don't they make you so horny?

You always make me horny. But now that you've mentioned it...

Babe,

you're already so hard.

I got the hottest.

little Beyonce in the whole wide world.

And tomorrow, you're going to be my sexy little wife, Gianna Dior.

So what? You're going to drown.

Oh, yeah?

Come here. Let me see.

That's my baby girl.

Let me come.

You know, honey, I really want to see you in that wedding dress.

You can't. It's bad luck. You'll see tomorrow.

Honey, just thinking about you in all white makes... Your heart melt, right?

My dick hard, Gianna.

Don't talk about my dress like that.

Come on.

You can give me a little show, right? You don't mind?

Okay, I have an idea.

You do? You stay here.

Oh, wow.

Now that is something else, baby.

Okay, you go to see the bill. That's why you go.

Hey, hey. Whoa, no, no, no. Get your butt over here, little lady.

Oh, my God.

You are making me sick. So hard, you sexy little bride, you.

I'm not lying, am I?

Oh hey, what?

Again? Are you serious?

Maybe I have to take this. Right now?

Hey mom.

Yeah.

The wedding planner is taking care of everything.

Yeah,

my mouth is just a little full at breakfast time, you know?

Yeah, I'll talk to you later.

Okay, bye.

oh

I can't oh my god yes I can't

You sexy girl.

I can't hardly control myself with you.

I can't wait till we get married.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Fuck yes. Give me the fucking clock.

Yeah.

Holy shit. Yeah.

Fuck,

I'm fucking wet.

That's the way you arch your back.

Yes,

baby, yes, yes, yes. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck baby I can't believe you're gonna be my wife

I'm so excited

Satisfied? Yes.

And actually, little missy, that's the kind of performance I will be expecting

even after we get married.

Yes, sir.

But I have to go.

Go? Where?

What do you mean?

You don't remember?

I'm spending the night with my girlfriends at Kristen's.

A ritual of some kind.

A bachelorette party?

Much more conservative than that. We'll be in our PJs and braid each other's

hair.

Oh, all you girls in one bed.

Nothing to think about.

But I do have to go.

I'll send you something tonight just so you won't forget about me.

I couldn't ever forget about you.

See you tomorrow.

Yes, yes.

You have fun. Take care, beautiful girl.

What a gorgeous wife you're going to make.

Oh my God, Miss Dior, you are such a beautiful bride.

Thank you.

Stunning.

Oh my God. I hope I look half as gorgeous as you do on my wedding day.

Thank you. You're so sweet.

You think he'll like the dress?

Of course.

If he doesn't, he's insane.

Oh my God. You look incredible.

They're right. You're looking incredible.

Baby, you're not supposed to see me before the wedding.

Mr. Handsome Groom, you weren't supposed to be in here.

It's okay. I just wanted to sneak a peek. I'm sorry.

Such a perv.

He really is.

Get out.

Baby, you look mind -blowing right now.

Thank you. Okay, mister.

It's time for you to go.

This isn't part of the schedule. I have it right here and this isn't it. So you

can go.

Hi there, lassie. How are you doing? Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, hello.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

All right, everyone.

Let's have some attention here. We're going to bring the bride out now.

Music.

Laddie! Laddie, are you with us?

Are you with us?

Yes, sorry.

I must have just been blinded by how beautiful my bride is.

Ah, all right.

Can we go on?

Yes. All right.

We're gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of these two fine young

people. And to ask for God's blessing on this very wonderful day.

The pledge to share your love and the joys of marriage with all of those

you. So you may learn from your love and be encouraged to grow in your own

lives. We do.

Can I have the ring, please?

May these rings be blessed as a symbol of your union.

As often as either of you look upon these rings, may you not only be

this moment, but also of the vows that you've made and the commitment and the

strength of love to each other.

Gianna, please repeat after me.

Aye, Gianna. Aye, Gianna. Promise to love and support you.

Promise to love and support you. And live each day in kindness and love.

And live each day in kindness and love.

With this ring, I be wed. With this ring, I be wed.

And now you.

Do you?

promise to take Gianna as your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold,

to sickness and health, for richer or poorer, to death

do ye part.

I do.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Everyone's finally gone.

I can't believe we're married, babe.

I know. It feels great.

Now, get ready for a wedding night. You're never going to forget.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

Jade, Kristen, I wanted to make this a really memorable night for you,

and I knew that you wouldn't oppose to it.

What does that mean, babe?

I just wanted to give you a gift.

Like you said, A wedding night you'll never forget.

And your bridesmaids are into it?

Of course they are.

Amazing woman. How did I get so lucky?

Hey, guys.

I'm perfect

I can't wait to share you

all day.

You guys want to taste it?

You ready for that?

Ah.

I love you.

I love you too.

Fuck, yeah.

Bye guys.

All right.

Yes, your big cock feels so good between your hands.

I'm gonna hide him for a little bit.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't hear

anything.

Bye.

yes baby oh

my god

oh

my god

Fuck, maybe, yeah.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum, yeah.

I'm gonna keep fucking my friends, baby.

So fucking hot.

thank you for sharing my

ass looks so good

Yes, just like that.

I'm going to be tight for you.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, stop hugging me.

I'm going to come all over me and my son's baby.

Yes, yes, yes

Thank you so much, babe.

What do you think, babe?

We still have our honeymoon ahead of us. I know.

I'm so excited, babe. I'm so happy we're married.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Oh, but really, thanks both of you.