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Damn, baby's looking all sexy. Look at that.

What are you doing with a camera? You always have one.

Of course.

Don't you want to, uh, you know, reminisce on all these good times, okay?

Oh, yeah?

We're always gonna have good times, right?

Yeah, but what happens when these things start sagging? You get old.

Come on.

I am going to be hot forever, young man.

You call me old?

No, of course not. I'm just saying, maybe we should, uh, you know.

Oh yeah?

We should.

How do you feel about dirty movies?

Well,

you know I've never been one to turn down a dirty movie.

Maybe it could be a little fun.

Do you want to see?

Yes. Yeah.

Oh,

it's so fucking hot.

It's so fucking big.

Who puts down first?

Okay. Yeah, come here.

No, no, fuck that.

Wait, not that.

This is more important. I'll be right back.

My space bank needs more than the doorbell. What the fuck?

Come on.

Ella?

What are you doing here, honey?

Who's this?

Oh, hey, this is my step -sister. I told you about her.

Oh, wow, convenient timing.

Hey.

Hey, um, my husband left me, and I don't know, I just did everything for him. I

don't know why he would leave me.

Oh, hey, just hand me that blanket.

Oh, of course.

Thank you, babe. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Come on in. Come in.

We'll make you a pot of coffee, and you can tell us all about it.

What are you doing? Come

on.

Come on, babe. Get rid of her. Finish this.

You cannot be serious, okay?

My dad just married her mom. What kind of a stepsister would I be if I wasn't

taking care of her? Like, I have to do this, okay? Come on.

Let me tell you what you have to do.

No!

Someone has to take care of it.

Go check on her. Right now.

Hold on.

For me?

So what's up with your boyfriend?

He just broke up with me out of nowhere. I don't know why.

I'm just really upset.

What's the big deal?

Because that was my boyfriend. He broke up with me. I did so much for him.

It's alright.

No, it's not alright.

Why? I'm upset. I just...

I don't understand, like, why he would leave me like that.

I don't know.

There we go.

Yeah. I don't know about... Yeah.

Sounds like a real douche.

Are you getting fired?

Look, there's a lot that you don't know.

Before you came, we were about to have a sex tape.

Blue balls, you know, I'm like right there.

You guys are making a sex tape?

Yeah.

Why?

You know, just for fun.

Um, I didn't know she did that.

There's a lot you don't know about her.

I mean, yeah, true.

So... I don't know if that's the right move though.

I don't know if you should be grabbing that, though. What if she comes in?

I mean, she's only been my stepsister for a month.

But she's in the other room.

She wouldn't know.

I don't think it's a good idea.

It looks like it is a good idea.

I don't think it's a good idea, though.

She's literally, like, right over there.

Why don't I just have, like, you know, I'm going to just call Dad.

You look pretty nice.

Don't you even care about your family?

What do you mean?

What if she finds out?

She won't find out.

It'll be fine.

Okay.

If she finds out we're both dead.

She won't find out.

Oh my gosh.

We can't be doing this.

Do you hear that?

What?

No.

Fuck.

She's definitely fucking coming. What?

She's coming.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry.

She's so sad.

I know, it's just terrible.

He's such an asshole anyway.

I'm so, so sorry.

Yeah. Yeah,

I mean, so did he leave the place or did you? Like, which one of you is moving

out? He left.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

Babe,

are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just...

One of those days. I'm a little bit off.

You're just acting kind of weird.

It was just me.

You know what?

What the fuck's going on?

Are you fucking kidding me?

It was her idea. Are you serious?

This cannot be happening. It was her idea.

What the fuck? Did you even break up with him? Did you just come over here?

are you doing? What's wrong?

You're supposed to be my stepmother.

You know what?

You know what? Get the fuck out. This is ridiculous.

Are you shitting me? This bitch in my own house?

You're holding the camera? What the fuck? Get her out of here. Get her out

here. This is ridiculous.

This is so ridiculous.

Oh my god.

Fuck you, bitch.

No, uh -uh.

We're making it such a thing.

Okay, now that we're friends, we can talk about it.

Friends?

We're not fucking friends. I caught her jerking your dick in my house. Shut up

and sit down. Come on.

We have to be a host. We have to take good care of her.

Look at it. She just got broken up with.

Are you kidding me? You were jerking my boyfriend's cock?

On my sofa. Did you even break up with your husband, or did you just come here

to whore around?

No, I mean, we did break up, but... How come we can't just be step -sisters that

share everything?

Share everything?

Coming into my house and stealing my man?

It's theft.

It's not sharing. I like her idea. She's on a good trail.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.

Well, you're right.

I'm sorry. I...

No, no, no.

I'm sorry. No, no, no. I actually, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm so

sorry. I just broke up with my husband and I'm just all over the place. I'm

sorry.

I get it.

I've been there. It's tough.

I understand that sometimes you do things that aren't really supposed to

Yeah. But, I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about it.

Did you guys, like, plan this?

Or is this what's happening here?

Nothing. I just want to make you happy again.

It's gonna... Um... It's

gonna... I forgot what I was gonna say.

I still haven't forgiven you yet.

Don't think it's just because she's cute that you're off the hook.

I have to admit, your hands feel really good.

Wow.

You literally have like... The definition of dicks up.

Period.

Almost.

Well, you wanted yours lifted. Let's see what you got.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Fucking delicious.

This is going to be a good one.

Why don't I put my decking machine on?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, that's so perfect. Look at the pretty hips. Let me do it. Let me

see.

Oh, nice and slick.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. It's so sexy. Just swallow it.

You're not getting anything for your birthday, just so you know.

What? This is totally, this is the present.

No way.

I think we should be invited.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime deal.

I hate that cock.

Yes, pretty girl.

Oh, my God.

I love the way you suck.

This whole attack is actually pretty fun.

Come

on,

babe. Let's show her how we fuck.

I should resume that sextant.

Now we're talking.

Oh, my God. This is so nice.

We're just talking.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, always.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

baby, you're just so fucking good.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Jump on that dick.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my

God.

You have to rub there. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes, yes.

This is so sweet.

Such a big guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Yes, yes, yes.

It's such a big day.

Oh my.

Yes. Oh, yes, baby.

Mom's truck.

You get rid of the truck.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, man.

Where's my comb?

I'll get this hard post -it too.

Oh, fuck.

It tastes so good.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. It's so good.

Fucking good.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

That's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

That's so good. Oh,

my God. That's so

good.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Look at them fucking bounce. Look at that, yeah.

It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes. You're so good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You can't come over on his birthday.

Am I talking?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fucking huge shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You're so fucking gross.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it feels so good.

it's your turn

Oh my gosh.

I love that cock right there.

It's like those titties bouncing.

Fucking cock.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, baby. Fuck.

God, this is gross.

Yes, you know.

Fucking cock right there.

Oh, my

God.

Right there, right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Just like that.

Let them love it, don't be afraid.

Let them love it, don't be afraid.

Thank you.

Put it all in your mouth right there.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

You're gonna come out of her fucking face, yeah.

Yes, baby.

Do you think this is going to make Thanksgiving dinner?