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Boom.

Room Raiders, the show where

single hotties get a first look into who you really are before they consider

dating you. Today's episode, these fine women will be looking through Brad's

room.

I'm Gianna Dior. I'm 24 years old. I'm a forensic psychologist and a baton

twirler.

Hey, guys. I'm Jessie Pony. I'm 25. I'm a bartender, and I'm really flexible.

Hi. I'm April Olson. I'm 25 years old and a speech pathologist.

One time, I fucked John Hamm at a sex party. I mean, he kind of looked like

Hi. I'm Brad Sterling. I am 27.

I work as a dance instructor, primarily teaching salsa.

And I am pretty worried about what the girls are going to find in our rooms. We

didn't have the chance to clean up and, you know, check my things.

That's a pretty cool house. Yeah. I think it looks like shit in here.

Are we sure he's employed?

I don't know. Based on his house, I feel like he would be hot.

Do you think this is, like, his mom's house, though? Like, obviously.

The decor is lacking.

Yeah. A toaster oven. I feel like a man shouldn't have a toaster oven. Yeah. A

man should have a cook in the very least. Or an operating room.

Yeah. And the mugs are kind of really a bit of a feminine touch. But it's kind

of a good buy like that. He just might have style.

Yeah. He'd be really stylish.

We're going a little hard on him. Yeah.

Check the bedroom.

Yeah. I think it's over here. Yeah. To the right.

Okay,

the sheep?

Yeah. Dinosaurs are cool and they're clean. What do you want?

Oh my gosh. God.

He wears jeans.

That's a red flag.

How tall is he? Okay,

he's got some length.

Exactly six feet is my guess.

Come up to my tits even.

He's pretty tall.

Yeah, that's definitely... You think he's about my size?

Perfect.

What do we have here?

This is like 2008 Miami. Yeah.

No. Absolutely.

That's disgusting.

Major red flag. Let me see starting.

At least from my hip.

What the fuck is that?

Hilarious. Oh, shit. The long sleeve?

In the 90s. Oh, my God. That could even work.

Ew.

Wait. What is it feeling? Put it on.

Yeah,

this is like the cheapest fucking material. Ew.

Oh, man. That's sexy.

Imagine a man wearing this, though. This has to be a joke.

You can share clothes.

This has to be a joke. Sure, there's no way in hell.

Oh,

one more tie here.

Okay. He's like a fancy guy.

Take a bite out on a comprehensive date. He could always clean it. Yeah. He

could have stuff like stains right there.

He could have a little suit and a drawer in his face.

Yeah. Why is there that in a closet?

This guy needs a woman in his life.

His staff literally.

Oh, wife's theater.

Oh, my God. This is a dress on me.

He's like a tall guy.

I like to look past all of this if he's like a tall guy.

Can we talk about it?

Okay, that's actually really fucking hot.

Do you think he like trips his little wiener off? He has to.

Maybe like tattooed girls.

Okay.

For one, but also violent girls too?

Yeah. Okay, that's hot.

Maybe we can make him make a stream.

Yeah.

Okay.

Maybe if I can fix this.

You're doing great. You're a natural.

You're going to poke your eye out. I'm a controller.

Okay.

Really impressive.

Nothing. Not there.

Whoa. I forgot about that one.

Pornography. There's a lot going on here.

Okay. First off, great taste in women, obviously. Like, I mean, clearly.

Okay.

One of the hottest girls in the world.

Does he jerk off to the magazine, though? Because I haven't... And where

this go? The pages are so... Also, why does he have a vibrator?

That vibrator, yeah, that was something I used on my ex -girlfriend. That is

definitely not something I use on myself.

Oh, my God. That's way... Gosh. Holy shit. That's so strong.

That's like a woman's vibrator. Oh, my God. How high does it go?

It's not really creepy.

Unless you, like, really care about her for her.

Or maybe it's all about him. You never know. You literally can never tell.

make it stop.

Okay. What was that?

He's like a kinky guy.

I'm having a lot of fun with this.

So he's probably pretty decent in bed.

Yeah.

Love it.

Did he use it to clip your things?

Probably.

This is hot.

Okay, now we're just literally looking at porn.

Oh my god.

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of guy this guy is. I simply cannot get

a read on this man.

Okay. Nerd.

Jock. And he's bed sheet.

Scotch. Alabama.

Uh -huh.

But also, like, ninja.

Sensitive boy.

Like a soft spot.

Um, yeah, there's a lot going on. I don't even, I can't get a read on him.

he's a cowboy, I wouldn't be mad.

Okay. Kind of like frat boy.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

the porn.

Right. Like, that's really old school.

Yeah, right? Okay.

We have flowers, okay.

At least he's, like, nine years old. His mom put that in. They're dead.

He has a Y -rider, so he's prepared for women.

Or maybe he's himself.

Yeah. A lot of guys are getting into ass play these days. Yeah. He might be

smart.

Okay,

yeah. He's probably smart because he's read books like that.

I don't know. I just hope he's, like, nice and sweet. You know, that's kind of

my type. You know, just, like, a confident, soft boy.

I feel like he's going to be really hot.

Hot? He's at least six feet. We saw his jeans.

Yeah. That's hot.

Height is hot. And you know he can put it down because we saw these like his

knees. So, hopefully, I'm excited to meet him. If he has an unchecked, he's

definitely.

He can protect you. Yeah. If anyone's ever been with you. Yeah. He'll take

of you that way. The fact that he owns a wife leader, he means he's protective.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what that means.

I don't know.

Did we forget a drawer?

Oh, God. Now they're in the bottom drawer. The fetish drawer.

Whoa. Wait a second. Face pads.

What? We need a closer look at all this shit. Hold on.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Okay,

the things in that drawer are, you know, stuff I used to use on my ex

-girlfriend. I really hope they don't think that's stuff I wear.

Oh, my God. That looks so tight, though. So, like, stretchy.

I don't know.

Do you just blow your tits out?

I don't know.

Damn, like, when she's hot.

Yeah, you're tits.

So, how do you do that?

Okay. I don't even know how this goes. Yeah, I think we did it right. Okay.

Oh my god, it is tight.

Yeah. I feel like I need to go strip now.

How does this go? And then halter.

Extremely slutty. Oh my god.

Okay, my boots have been... How does this go?

I don't even know if it's going to work.

Okay,

yeah. We got it, right?

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Got it.

Pull it down. Yes.

freaking flat. I love this.

Oh, my God. I'm stealing this.

Keep it. It looks good.

Made for you.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Hit the pole. Made for me.

Okay. Hi.

Yes. Yes.

Hey.

Both went for the ad. Hey.

Okay. What else do we have?

Everyone needs a outfit smaller than the first one. Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Mine's from Bikini.

Is it, like, first place for 10? Yeah.

It, like, only covers your nipples.

That's a joke.

That's a joke. What if you were to try it on?

I can't believe you're doing that.

Wow. Because they're right in front of me. Perfect.

Wow.

Yeah, there's no way in hell it's going to cover your boobs.

It's literally only nipples.

Oh, my God. Wait, that's actually really hard.

Okay, yeah, nice.

That's fucking hot.

Okay, at least he knows what's hot.

That'll stay hot in there. Okay, Jessie, cover up. That's amazing. Yeah, I know,

right? Come on. He's kinky. He's such a slut. Jesus.

You guys.

Oh, my God. That's not so. He does some kinky shit.

He's fetishy. That's so hard. Like puppy play.

Like sit down, Lister.

Mischief. Okay, at least you know he's not vanilla.

Which is definitely not boring.

Is that, like, kind of hot?

That's hot. It's actually really hot.

Here. I'm digging up.

Okay.

Is that hot? Meow.

It's getting hot.

I love it. I'm going to need to follow orders. Oh, with the hooves?

With them.

Always with the hooves.

Oh, my God. That's me.

You have your tits out. I know.

Put me in something.

It's not funny.

You have to wear this.

That's perfect.

Are they triangles?

All the clothes they found?

Yeah, it was so neat.

Everyone has fucking amazing things. How did that happen? They leave.

Cast us perfectly for the show.

Okay, let's try it on.

I love it. I love that it's C3. Yeah, and also a long sleeve. Okay. Somehow

we're all in really fucking hot outfits now.

The beads are falling off.

They are.

Oh, well.

Oh, my God.

It's going to look so good. You can already tell. You think so?

Yes.

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing, guys. I work out pretty hard.

Oh, my God. It's not even going to fucking go over your face.

No way.

Oh, my God. Maybe it's not even supposed to.

Look at all the fucking bees. Oh, my God. We're destroying all this property.

It's going to kick us off. Oh, my God.

It looks good like that, though. Yeah, I think that's made for it. Can I go

outside like this?

Can I meet his mom in there?

Oh, my God.

That's so cute, though. Oh, my God. It looks like a fucking horse.

Okay, what else do we have?

Oh, my God, it's a whip.

Oh, man, not that.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Dirty girl.

Dirty.

I love this.

Okay, we got a whip.

What else do we have?

That's hot. I think he's into, like, dressing up. I could be a hot friend.

Yeah. I could be, like, a couple friends. That's hot. Yeah, for sure.

It's a large one. I like a man in a pocket. Yeah, we all do. I don't know

it's going to fit. Okay.

More little micro bikinis.

Check it out. Oh, my God. Are these the panties?

Okay.

How does that even go?

How does that... Is this real?

Yeah. Oh! The bottom?

What?

It's broken.

I think it's broken.

He probably ripped it off somebody else.

In a moment of passion.

In a moment of passion.

Okay,

so he's passionate, he's kinky, he cares about a woman's pleasure, hence the

vibrator. Yeah.

He has to be good at fucking.

There's no way that he's not. Why else would he have all this shit in there?

I mean, the leather mask?

It definitely shows signs of... He put it down.

That mask is your author.

Do you think so?

Put it back on.

We're a little sex kid.

Cute.

I love this.

Meet him like this.

This is an amazing first impression.

That's so cute.

I love it.

This is bullshit.

This is fun.

Can I have a little bit?

Can I have a little bit? Can I have a little more?

Hi.

Well,

that's cool. I like that. they're at least, you know, turned on by what they

found.

It's actually so cute.

I know. I don't know what the world is going on here.

So I see you girls made yourselves at home. Is that all my clothes you're

wearing? Yeah, actually, we have the manager.

We have a lot of questions for you, sir.

Please answer.

Go ahead.

What is it? Do you use this?

It's really hot.

Do you use this on anyone or do you use it? Yeah, ex -girlfriend and I. That's

where a lot of the stuff comes, the whip.

It's a cat nap.

I have a question.

Are you a sexual deviant?

Oh, wow.

That's a good question.

Because judging by the context of your drawers, yeah, I'd definitely say yes.

Absolutely. You have a whip. I'm sexually fun. You're a sex pervert.

Adventurous. It seems like you're... Do you like to be pegged? Is that for your

asshole or is it for ladies?

Also for the ex -girlfriends.

She liked using it when we had sex. I... I love using it.

Okay, another thing. Are you obsessed with your ex -girlfriend?

Just haven't cleaned out since, you know, left some of her stuff here. She

lot of hot stuff, so we're going to keep this. Are you going through a breakup

right now?

It was a few months ago.

Yeah. Breakout sex?

Revenge sex?

Well, that's why I'm on the show.

For someone new.

You're looking for love in all the right places, I'd say. Come here.

This is giving me a soulmate type.

This way, buddy boy. Let's take off this shirt.

It's a lot less loud than your other stuff in your drawer.

I'm not sure which one you're talking about there.

Does it have a ring of outfit?

Yeah, it's a going out dancing and drinking shirt.

Is that it?

There it is.

I'm so sarcastic.

Okay, Jessie.

I love when you boss me around.

You look so great with the dick in your mouth, Jenny.

How did I know that would happen?

Does it taste good?

It's pretty clean, at the very least. Very clean. You couldn't tell, judging

the room.

Dirty boy.

Especially wash sheets.

Oh, these sheets? We haven't even talked about the sheets yet.

Dinosaurs are cool. You know who knows a lot about dinosaurs? I can

name all the dinosaurs.

Can I get that pretty hair out of there?

Yeah, suck his hair down.

He likes to like that, don't you?

Does that feel good, Bob?

Oh, it tastes so good.

All right.

Oh,

yeah. We're just getting naked.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, just like that.

Yes. I'm going to gag on it.

Yes.

Hug, yeah.

Yes.

I'm going to gag on it. Yes. I'm going to gag on it.

Yes.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Fucking nuts. Oh,

fucking nuts.

Yes!

up and down good girl yes yes yes

heart goes deep inside me.

Such a beautiful heart.

Can you stretch me out with that heart?

I don't know what to do. It's hard. It's so fucking good.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love

you.

So sexy.

Yes.

Let me taste it. Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Fucking sweet.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

So fucking good.

Fuck yeah.

Dirty girl.

You just met this guy, didn't you?

You just met this guy and now you're taking his raw car?

Yes. Yes. Fucking hell.

The town's a little dark.

Cheers.

Bye.

This is it.

I'm so glad.

How does that cock feel? Is he doing a good job?

Yeah, you want to make him do a good job.

Your tongue is so fucking good.

All right. One,

two,

three.

Good job.

Yeah.

Yes.

Do it harder.

Yes, we do.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, hold me down. I'm just singing. I feel so good.

Thank you.

Shake that fucking ass.

Good girl.

Use it however it feels good.

Take it over. Oh, God.

I'm here.

Right there.

fucking good.

Look at you.

Okay, we are.

Fucking pussy.

Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's not a lot.

I love it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

exchange numbers. That's for the best for you.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Thank you very much.

You know, I think we did ourselves in. I think we did ourselves in. Let's do it.

We did ourselves in. You can have us all.

You can have us all. We did ourselves in.

We did ourselves in.