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Uh, you wanted to see me?

Yeah, yeah, have a seat.

What's up?

I was born with some plans, living in my house.

Oh, that's pretty nice.

I want to talk to you about something.

Uh, how are you liking your new position as assistant manager?

I thought the deal was to become an office manager, you know, but I still

have a job, so... Yeah, exactly.

I was just wondering.

I got a hold of some photos.

Is that you and your sister?

Fuck.

You're a sister fucker, aren't you?

Well, your sister's pretty hot.

Yeah, put it away.

Your sister's hot.

Yeah, she's attractive.

Attractive young lady.

Yeah, she is.

Why'd you call me in your office to tell me that my sister's hot?

Yeah, so that kinda wanna kinda wanna fuck her.

Come on.

That's inappropriate.

It's in it for you, bro. You got a manager position just opened up.

You know?

Like an office manager, not another fucking assistant manager?

Office manager.

You know what it's like selling shoes to fat ladies all day?

Pretty sure it's not good. No.

You want to be a manager, right?

I want to get out of these damn jeans and put a real shirt on.

There you go.

You know what to do.

Wait, what do I have to do?

Your sister. Bring her over here so I can fuck her.

You already fucked my wife. What else?

Do you want to be the manager or not?

Tell me.

You're not going to tell Corey, are you?

Nope.

I won't show her no pictures.

It's getting me tough to convince Deva.

She was kind of talking about you on the way.

Said you look like somebody famous. I'll let her bring that up.

So you promised that none of this assistant manager bullshit.

Manager? I won't tell you what. Not even assistant to the office manager. It's

like a real manager position.

Actual manager position.

Bring your shit down here. She's hot. I want to fuck her.

All right.

She's coming in today to go out to lunch with me.

Maybe I can bring her in, introduce you to, maybe give her a little, tell her

what's going on and tell her everything.

Maybe just see where it goes.

All right.

Let her know.

All right.

I'll be back by half hour.

All right, buddy.

Have a good one.

He knows. He has to show me pictures.

How does he even know?

I don't know. It's like there was a spy camera up in the ceiling or something. I

don't know.

I probably should have known since this is a corporate house. I should have

known there was cameras everywhere.

Yeah, I mean... I don't even smoke a bar.

Something. I mean, well, now what?

I don't want to be an assistant manager anymore. I hate it. No. I'm touching fat

ladies' feet all day. Ew, that's disgusting. I fucking hate it.

You need to make more money too because I have my car payment coming up and...

You have to like... Let's just... You were talking about it. You said you look

like somebody famous.

I know.

I wasn't like, he just looks like it. I didn't mean anything at all.

Maybe just like pump up a deal or something.

I don't know.

But he said he's making me a job commercial?

Yeah. Like for real. He said there's an opening, a real office manager. Wow.

So I'm just like, take one for the team.

I mean,

he kind of does look like that.

I don't know.

I'll just introduce you and just leave as soon as anything happens. Okay, I

don't want to watch you go about it.

Okay.

It's so weird. I mean, whatever.

I don't want to pay my own car payment. He also said he's going to tell Corey

about us.

Oh, no.

Yeah. So I kind of have to do it. Oh, my God. He can't tell Corey. No. He can't,

like, stop doing it.

She's going to divorce him.

And you're going to be broke, and your promotion is not going to mean anything.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey. Hello.

This is my sister, Deva.

Hi. How are you doing?

Deva, nice to meet you. Hi. Thank you.

I'll see you around here. Where?

Okay.

Oh, my God. So he was telling me about a promotion that is available for me.

Yeah, he's going to get the promotion.

Yeah, I heard.

Did he give you a rundown of it?

Kind of.

Did he need it from you?

I mean, he did.

Okay, looks like you two got this all figured out.

I'll see you later for lunch, David.

You're going to come back for sure, right?

Yeah, just give me a text.

Okay.

I'll be back.

yeah

you

always get whatever you want pretty

much

I didn't even do anything.

Oh my god, it's so

big.

You kind of do look like that one famous guy.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck, that's fucking good. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Nice and fucking sloppy.

Too much clothes.

How do you want me?

What have you got?

Yeah,

yeah.

Arrangement

Yeah, what's going on?

Well, my wife left me.

So I haven't been getting no ass.

So I was wondering if you could call your sister up.

Isn't she enough?

I thought you were fucking her, right? Yeah, but I was wondering if maybe, you

know, your sister and your wife at this, you know, same time, you know?

You're fucking David. You fucked my wife and now you want them both at the same

time? I gave you a raise.

Yeah, yeah.

How's that working out for you?

It's nice being an office manager. It does what I tell him to do.

Exactly. I show up when I want to. I get your wife and your sister.

You've already fucked both of them.

Yeah, but I mean, I'm pretty sure your wife doesn't want to figure out, want to

find out that you're having sex with your sister.

Okay.

So yeah, try to make that happen.

There's no fucking way.

First of all, they don't know about each other.

going on. Um, I don't think I'll be able to, I don't know.

Talk to Dave and Corey.

They don't like, they barely even like each other.

I don't know if I could pull that off.

Look, if you could pull that off, there's a regional manager position

up. Maybe I could, you know, squeeze you in.

Oh, shit. Double the pay.

That's like the double the pay.

Yeah. Fuck.

That are you tell me?

Oh, that's a new house.

Yeah, that's it right there Maybe someday I can get one of those. Yeah.

Fuck Dave on the pool deck there. There you go.

So your sister, your wife What do you say? 8 o 'clock tonight at your house?

Yeah, tonight's like drinking night. It's wine night. Even better.

I'll just show up.

How soon would I get this new job?

About a month.

Man, come on. How about next week?

Next week?

I'll see what I can do. He's already gone.

I'll see what I can do. I'll try to push it for next week, but the latest a

month. A month?

Yeah.

I could probably pull this off.

Let me just text him.

Wine night.

Yeah, wine night. All right, I'm bringing the boss.

We fucked them both, so.

Fuck. All right. We're just going to be there. All right, we'll see you at 8,

huh?

Thanks, buddy.

So, I have a

question for you.

Mm -hmm. And I was wondering.

It's a good one.

Mm -hmm.

Pinot. My favorite.

Pinot Noir.

Luke was mentioning he was going to bring somebody to wine night.

Oh. Did you read that text?

I did.

Did he tell you what it was? Because I pushed him, and he was a little hesitant

on asking, and he just completely changed the subject and then left the

Really? I think it's his boss, actually.

You know his boss?

Mm -hmm.

Really hot guy.

He looks like that one.

Yeah, that one guy.

So much bigger.

Yeah. Yeah, so much bigger.

But anyways, you think it's him?

Yeah, I think so.

I mean, even like, because he's given us a promotion lately, so.

Do you think Luke is going to get another promotion tonight?

Hopefully. That would be awesome, right?

How awesome would that be if we just both didn't have to work ever?

That would be awesome.

That would be really awesome. I mean, I already went part -time at work. I know.

Isn't that amazing?

I have my little foo -foo job.

You wouldn't have to work.

You would just live with us.

I know.

Happily ever after.

Yeah, true.

Yeah.

True.

But,

this is... He is kind of hot.

Why wouldn't you just tell me? I don't know.

It's so strange.

Hmm. Yeah. Hopefully it's a thought.

You have a thing for me.

That's funny.

Hey.

Oh. Hi. What's up?

I don't know.

Wine? Nothing much. Just wine night, like usual.

You guys talking a lot.

Um, wine and guys and text messages and promotions.

Yeah, Luke said that he was having somebody come over.

Surprise! It's you?

It's me. You're not bringing anyone?

No. It's just you tonight? It's just me tonight.

Oh.

I'm thinking about getting him another raise.

That would be awesome.

Yeah.

Yeah, that would be great.

A big one, like a big raise? Like a regional manager raise?

Regional manager.

Oh, my God.

Regional manager.

You don't wear any panties?

No, it's wine night.

You don't wear any panties?

on wine night? You didn't tell me you weren't wearing panties on wine night. I

don't wear panties on wine night. You know what wine makes me do. I know. I

know. It's like tequila for me.

And it's like, I just, I go every five minutes.

Makes sense.

So I don't, yeah.

Pick them off. That's a big promotion.

It's no panty on wine night.

I'll take it.

Because you knew I didn't wear panties on that day. You always talk about

wearing panties. I didn't know you actually didn't wear panties.

My husband will get the

regional manager position, correct?

Correct. If I take it you're fucking both of us?

Yeah. No.

That's the deal. I mean, it's my sister -in -law, so...

It's okay.

It's all good. Yeah.

Suck it? Yeah.

Suck it. Yeah.

I was in an upgrade.

You're so adorable.

Thank you.

oh my god you're

crazy

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

oh yeah

We're gonna be so far up there.

It's like crazy.

We're gonna get to go to all these parties

Hair, makeup, and the outfit.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, give me a kiss. I got to be big.

It's so fucking good. Are you sure you want to go first? You can go second.

Yeah. It's so big.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh yeah. There you go.

Really? Oh my god.

There you go.

You did it.

want to do not not it depends like how big is that promotion oh

my god i gotta practice for

that one

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, that's a crazy thing.

Yeah.

Oh, he's going to always be painting when he does it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, for God's sake. Oh, my God.

regional manager every

last

drop we don't leave any drops

We need a new outfit to do that too. Yes.

Let's go.

Oh my god, best day ever.

Exactly.