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Are you having relationship issues?

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That's right, folks. You heard it here first. One low price. Buy one, get one

free BOGO deal. Come on down today. Get cured. Be in the moment.

Hey!

Hi, I'm Lena Paul.

And yeah.

I fucked Lily's man.

But I still value Lily as a friend, and when I realized that Dr. Carl was

running a BOGO deal, I thought, maybe I could finally get her to forgive me.

Hi, my name's Lily, and Lena fucked my husband. I don't even know why I'm here,

but I guess I'll take advantage of this low -price deal.

And, uh...

Maybe I'll give Lena another chance.

Probably not.

Good afternoon, ladies.

Good afternoon, Dr. Carl.

Hey. How's everyone doing today?

Um, not so great.

I see that.

I see that. You know, I... I sense there's some energy on this side of the

and there's some energy on this side of the room.

And I would say on this side it seems to be more positive and uplifting.

And this one's more of a Debbie Downer, you could say.

You want me to be positive about this bitch fucking my man?

Wow. Wow.

Okay, ladies.

Here in Dr. Carl's office, we like to start with positive energy.

Uplifting energy.

So I want you to reach down inside.

Reach down deep.

Grab any negativity.

Pull it up.

Pull it out.

Bring it out your ass.

Put it in the sitter.

Flush it down the sitter.

Pull it back out the sitter.

Swallow it. Sit it out. Put it in the trash and take it to the curb.

We understand?

I don't know about all of that, but sure, why not?

Excellent.

Excellent. I like that positive attitude.

Positive. Positive.

Beautiful. All right, ladies.

Let's get on with it.

Now, ladies.

You've come to Dr. Carl.

Please, please, please.

Tell me what brings you here today.

Well, I had an indiscretion.

I was house -sitting for Lily.

And I heard all she was sitting.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What was your name again?

Emily. Lily.

I'm going to need you to... Fine.

Thank you.

And Lily's husband, Chad, came home early.

And I hadn't expected him home. I guess they'd been fighting.

And I fixed him a stiff drink.

Ooh, stiff.

How stiff was it?

Stiff enough.

Come on.

One drink.

Turned into five drinks.

And the next thing I know, we...

We fucked on the kitchen floor.

You fucked?

Which position?

He held me down and fucked me on the kitchen floor.

So he forced himself on you?

I wouldn't say that.

I would...

Definitely not unwilling.

I'm so sorry, Lily. I was drunk. I would never do that in my right mind. I

never meant to hurt our friendship like this.

Now, you two are friends.

We were friends until she went and fucked my husband.

Apparently on the kitchen floor.

Was her husband any good?

He got the job done.

What is this? What kind of therapy is this? Why are we talking about that

Lily.

Are we here to talk about her sexual experience, or are you trying to be

with me again? Because this does not sound like the way to go.

We are trying to move on.

We're trying to move on to bigger and better things.

I mean, if you're not aware, life is all about perspective.

So, basically, if you're not familiar with this, It's all about how you look

things. So, for instance, see a perspective of me right now?

And look at your perspective of me now.

See, Lily?

Same situation, whole new perspective.

I see that now.

So, moving on.

I feel like Lena here...

is what we call in the industry, loose as a goose.

And Lily here is what we call tightly wound.

I want to try that.

I feel it. I feel it.

And Lena, I want you to understand that being loose as a goose is

something all women should thrive to be.

So I'm so proud of you.

Yes, you.

We need to do some work with you, Lily.

We need to... loosen you up.

Can't wait.

The first step is letting go of your guilt.

Guilt? What do I have to feel guilty about?

Exactly.

What?

Tell us. What is it you have to feel guilty about?

drawing a blank here. I don't think we're entirely here for me.

She's the skank.

She's the problem.

What are you coming at me for?

Skank is such a beautiful thing.

You know... I'm scared it is when she's not fucking your husband.

Yes, but why did your husband fuck her? Would you say you were... frigid?

I definitely wouldn't say that.

So tell her.

When was the last time you've had sex with your husband?

I mean, I've been traveling a lot, so... He told me it hasn't been for a month.

Yeah,

you know, I guess maybe it hasn't been a while.

But... That's where it all stems from.

Is it?

Let me ask you something.

Do you enjoy cunnilingus?

I do.

When's the last time your husband performed cunnilingus?

Well, it's definitely been more than a month since that.

You need to loosen up.

You know, you keep saying that and I'm just not feeling it.

That's the problem.

You're not feeling it.

You are so bright.

So bright.

Look at you.

She's so smart, isn't she? You know exactly why you're here. Because you're

feeling it.

Let me get my prescription book.

I need to write you one prescription.

Exactly. That's the one.

That's the one.

All right.

I'm going to need you to go ahead and lay back.

Oh.

Okay. Lay back.

Lay back.

Like this?

Yes.

Open your legs. I know you're stiff, but I need you to open your legs.

Hold this up. Okay.

Okay. Let's get rid of these panties.

Oh. Yes. Okay.

That's fast.

And I'm just going to hold on to these so I can write future prescriptions.

Now, Lena, let me see your tongue.

Stick it out.

A little more, a little more.

Perfect.

That'll work.

I'm going to need you, Lily, to spread your legs.

Is this good?

A lot more than that. Look at the snapper on your friend there.

Lily, if you don't mind, I'm a doctor.

Yeah, what kind of doctor did you say you are?

Shh, shh, shh.

We spoke about you being a Debbie Downer. Let's not have that again.

Um, okay.

One man left, you're ready. Let's not make it two.

Take a whiff of that. Aren't I paying you to be here?

Hey.

Come on now.

Lena.

I'm going to need you to perform the cunnilingus.

Because if you don't, I will.

Please wait.

Doctor.

I...

The conventional ADA method for this type of problem?

How dare you question my methods?

Look at me, Lena. Look at me deep into my eyes. So deep you're into my soul.

I'm a doctor.

And if you don't believe me, look at that diploma.

Do you see it?

And what does it say I'm a doctor of?

Dr.

Tuff? Exactly.

Now get in that pussy and show me what you got.

Yes, Dr.

Tufflove.

Okay. I'm really sorry.

I don't know. I think I'm still a little mad.

Ladies, I'm going to leave you to it.

I'm going to have a seat and I'm going to start my video recorder.

I like to videotape all my sessions just for consent.

Enjoy. Make yourselves comfortable.

Yeah, I guess this feels a little better.

I'll do this as many times as it takes until you forgive me.

Well, it might take a while.

Oh, yes.

That's so good.

Yeah.

Oh, this is definitely better than my husband.

Look at your pussy dancing in the sky. I love it.

That's a tight fit.