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I'm so excited for tonight.

Oh, my God. We're going to go to the strip club.

Oh, man.

This is going to give me some awesome fucking memories. It is.

Oh, she's getting married. I know.

No. We're losing our best friend.

Are you videotaping it?

Yes. Hello.

Future married me.

You're never going to see any type of fucking cock. Don't say that. Oh, you

fucking whore.

She's such a whore.

Oh, my God. I can't believe you're leaving us. I know.

I'm not really leaving. I'm just getting married.

Yeah, to one cock.

That's so boring.

So boring.

Shut up. Shut up. That's all we have.

Come on. No, no. You sit down. Sit down. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Well. We have a couple surprises for you. Right.

Right. Yes.

You're really going to enjoy them.

Because you've been such a good girl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. For your good little husband.

So you're going to have one night to be a really bad, bad girl.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

With your girlfriends are going to miss you forever.

Well, we have a good night to party. Yes, we do. And we're going to see so

fucking cotton. I know.

I hope you guys go home with somebody.

I want to go home with you. I know. As long as we're all together, I don't even

care.

Okay, so let's do cheers to the bride -to -be, Sally.

And everybody get up. Sadly, we have to be excited.

Okay, okay. We have to be excited.

Okay, we're excited.

Cheers.

Cheers, bitches.

Yes. Surprise to be.

Oh, my God.

Look at these penis straws. Aren't they adorable? Oh, no. These are perfect.

Her idea.

Try to fuck each other later with these little asses.

Yeah, that's your husband's tag, isn't it? Oh, my God, no, you never say.

Okay, okay, yeah, that's why you fucking married him. Exactly.

Exactly, exactly.

One cock's not so bad when it's a great cock.

Oh, you're bad.

I know you're not that bad, because obviously you're getting fucking

Come on. So vanilla, these days. Yes. I know, I know. I hope you still find time

to hang out with us.

Always, always. Like, I really could never see me getting married, but here I

am. Just suck it. Just suck. That's all you gotta do.

Oh my god, so good.

Okay, okay, I have an idea.

We should play a game.

Oh, I like games. I like games.

What is it?

Hold on, let me put the camera down real quick. You know what? I almost forgot.

What? We got presents!

Yay!

Okay, so before we play the game, you gotta close your eyes. You guys

have done this.

But I'm so excited to see what you got me. Oh my god. Yay!

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Now, you're just going to get your pretty little hand and put it in my

little bag.

Ooh.

What does it feel like in there?

Oh, my God. What is that? I definitely got something.

She's cubs.

She's fucking cubs. Oh, my God.

No way.

Uh -huh.

Okay, well, they were cheap, all right? We had to manage. There's more.

There's more.

Okay, close your eyes.

It's okay. It's okay. We can still use them. We'll still use them. It's okay.

Come on. We know what you want. Yeah, because you're such a fucking bad girl.

You're going to stop.

Exactly. You're going to have to make me a dirty foot tonight.

I know. It's the last night, so it's okay.

How does that metal feel? You're so good at that.

I like being good at it. Cool.

Cool to the touch.

Well, it's okay. It's broken.

At least you can't get out, though.

Exactly. So now we're going to go put this back down.

Oh, my God. You guys are so naughty. You're going to love the next thing. And

now we're going to see.

I bet you've never felt anything like this.

Oh, my God. You need two hands this time.

It's really big.

I mean, really big.

Oh my God. What would this be?

What does it feel like? Try it.

Taste it. It tastes good.

It tastes really good.

Now,

just guess.

What is this?

Just try to stroke it. I mean, touch it. Oh my God. No, no.

you're gonna love it okay okay and it's a double like yeah so that we can all

have a little fuzzy i mean listen when you put it that way i want to see each

other deep though this deeper i okay wait wait wait

don't tell me you've never tried you're such a pussy

What does that mean? It doesn't mean you can't have fun.

Fun and fuck.

It's just we haven't done anything, like, that exciting, so.

Bad, bad, bad, bad girl.

I know.

Okay, well, we have one more surprise.

And then we got to play this game. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, it's better. Because we got to use the toys. Back down?

Yes. Yes, back down.

Good girl.

Okay, one more gift. One more gift.

Make sure that pussy's right.

And... Oh, my God. What the

hell? Careful where you point that thing. No fucking way.

Oh, my God. You guys are fucking hilarious.

Don't you love your little penis?

That tastes really good.

That came right in the hole.

She is dirty.

Okay, guys, stop it. Okay, let's play

the game now. Yes, let's play the game. We're never going to get flip -flop.

Yes, we will.

Can you guys uncuff me, maybe?

No.

We're going to play the game with me. Talk.

All right. Well, then someone hand me my game.

Okay.

So what are we going to play? Never have I ever.

Yeah.

Have you ever played that game?

Yes, I have.

I've played it.

Drink that.

Yes. Yeah.

I think we need our drink. Let me take a sip.

Yummy.

Thank you.

All right, guys.

So who wants to go first?

And, and, if you never have, you got to take a drink.

Right.

I'll go first. You know, actually, can you guys have that right there for me?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, sure.

Okay, guys, I just had to fix the camera.

Is that another present? Yes, it is. This is for you, for the virgin.

Of course.

It has plastic wrapped all over it.

Got me safe.

Fuck safe. I love it.

No condoms?

Yeah, like, look.

How fun is that? It's not fun.

It's so dirty.

Even though it's still a wrap.

I don't like that.

Come on, guys.

Come on. Let's play the game. Let's play the game. All right. Okay. Who wants to

go first? You go first. Me? You go first. Yes. Okay. Okay. Something I've

done.

Never have I ever. She had done everything.

By the way.

Never have I ever gotten naked at the beach.

Never have I ever.

So if you have done it, take a sip.

What? Stop it. Okay, okay, okay, now you do it.

Okay.

Um, never have I ever been fucked by two guys.

Wow. Oh, my God. Why are you looking at me?

You're the one that... Okay.

Come on, come on. That's so... I can't even handle one.

I really want to see that.

Maybe.

I can't now, though. I mean, you're getting married. You're not dying.

You're right.

Okay, another one.

Who, me?

Duh.

Bitch.

Okay, never have I ever licked another girl's vagina.

Can I pretend?

No, you can't pretend.

Sober Sally.

Fine. I know.

God damn it.

Okay. Okay. I need to choose one now. I need to choose one.

Never have I ever licked a penis.

Really? Really? What?

Okay. I'll do that because it's your day.

It's your day. It's your day, sweetie. We've never done that either.

Better. Yeah.

Okay. My turn.

Never have I ever had to do something.

To a fucking slut.

Hell yeah.

Don't you feel lonely?

I do. You guys.

This isn't fair.

Handcuffs and never fucking. I know.

After tonight, you'll experience a few more things.

Yeah. I hope. Maybe we can make that happen.

Do you want that to happen? I do.

Why don't you say anything?

I don't know. And it's hard to bring up.

I want to have fun. Hold on one second.

Oh, now you want to film more? Uh -huh.

Wow, for what? What do you think is going to happen? I don't know. I think

something interesting might happen. Oh, yeah?

Wait.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're such a fucking naughty little bitch.

Oh, fuck.

It tastes so good.

Yes. Taste this.

If you can't deep throw, let's see what these titties can do.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

You guys.

That's a dick.

You guys are so naughty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We did this together. Oh, you guys.

They're fucking dirty. That's when you fucking jerk off a fucking cock.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me put your blindfold down.

It's like a secret present.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Let's see if you can see through it. Yes.

Make her suck your cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh my fucking god

Exactly that's why

you have to go go

Ashley,

really? Babe, come here.

No, it's okay. My love, my love, it's fine. Come here. Thank you.

We're just partying, babe. No, I need to talk to her.

What's up?

Explain this to me.

I don't know. I mean, I thought that you were supposed to be out of town.

I'm coming back to my house. I forgot my credit card. Well, I'm sorry. Camera.

Yeah. There's naked women.

I don't... Dildos. I'm so... What the... Our best friend is getting married.

With me, not with... What?

Come on. We're just trying to have some fun.

Come on. Come on.

No, this isn't right. But you don't think it's cute?

Everything's all pink and fine. What is this? What is... Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

Well, maybe you can make up for it. What are you guys doing? Get a better

present.

A better present? This is not going to justify what I just saw.

I kind of want to spend my bachelorette party with you.

What are you doing?

Make her a happy little girl. Don't you want your wife to be happy? Is this like

a gift? What is this?

Well, a gift for her.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious. Hey guys, I'm filming this.

I want to watch you fuck my friend tonight.

You want me to fuck your friend? And you're sure? For me, I've never had a

threestone. You know, she's been talking about it all night.

You want... I want what?

You want me to fuck her.

I want you to fuck her.

My best friend.

You're so naughty.

Oh my God, she's getting so mad.

While my other best friend watches, she's like a naughty bitch.

Oh, my God. You're fucking bad. Why are you filming this?

Because this is going to be a moment we have to remember.

I didn't expect this. I'm so glad it's with you.

I miss you. I miss you.

I told you that she had a big one.

See, this is why I'm getting married to him.

Oh, she wants it.

You can show me how to be pro. Put that hat on you. You're celebrating.

Can you show me how to deep throw this cock, babe?

Oh, yeah.

I'm so fucking hot.

How does that feel?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

honey.

Oh, I love you.

Oh, my God. It feels so good in my throat.

Oh,

fuck.

And you know what?

I've never eaten a girl's pussy before, but...

Do you like your buffalo legs? Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You're never going to forget this, are you?

Yeah.

Oh, God. That tastes so good.

I can't believe I've been missing out on this.

Oh, yes.

Now I can taste that slap. I can taste it right in.

I made it nice on that, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, so tight.

Oh, yes.

Suck it. Yeah,

as hard as my fucking pussy tastes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you get everything you want.

Thank you for getting it on camera, baby.

Yeah. I fucking love you guys. You're the best friends ever.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Yes, keep fucking me just like that. Just like that. Oh, you fuck me so

good.

and that tight little pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I never knew how much my friend fucking my husband would be so hot.

Oh, yeah.

Let's fucking clap.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking bounce on it.

Baby, you've got such a sexy ass.

Tell me how good my friend's pussy feels.

Let me kiss your cum.

Let's be like that.

Yeah.

Let's do it together.

I fucking love you. You're so fucking...

Oh, my

God.

I can feel that cough.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't care.

Oh, shit.

Oh, eat that. Oh,

God.

So funny.

Thank you so much.

Oh, I couldn't have asked for a better fucking present yet.

Okay,

okay. That's enough.

Look, take your pants off. And you gotta leave.

Because now it's just the girls.

Right?

Alright,

get out of here. I'll be right back.

Come on, go. Get out of here.

Oh, fuck. That was fun.

This is definitely a bachelorette party for you.

Now you know what we need to do, right?