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Hmm. Just hanging out. What could happen?

Oh my god. You're just hanging out. Definitely wearing panties and wearing

underwear. Definitely not wearing panties.

Not not?

Nope. You're flexible.

Thank you.

Are you a yoga instructor by any chance?

How do you know?

I'm going to sing something to that.

Say thank you, darling.

Do you have a deodorant?

Do you have a dick deodorant?

It stretches.

It stretches.

How much does it stretch?

Seven.

Do you consider yourself a shrubber or a grower?

Definitely a grower.

I feel like all dicks are kind of both.

Yeah. Right?

I don't know. Some dicks are just like long. Yeah, it's like, it's just extra

growy. Oh yeah, it kind of makes this just like filled up. Yeah.

Just filled up.

Just stay stretched.

It's just a little soft baby right now.

I'm watching a grower.

This is compared to the whole thing.

These are so much fun to play with.

You can play with it all you want.

You're so good at the bubbles, for real.

I can't believe we get you both at the same time.

I know, lucky man.

I know.

I love watching Susie's like, she's so cute.

I want curly hair.

She said, start looking good. I know, I'm crying.

It's time.

It's time.

I know she warned me before I came over to your house last time. She was like,

you said it is truly tubing.

I don't want to give it to them all.

Well, you know.

Thank you.

I won't go for my tits.

Oh, no.

Oh, there we go.

Nothing but bras.

Yeah. Nice job.

Fuck.

It's getting so hard for us.

So hard.

Try to pass it off to me. I'll make you.

I feel like for an interview he should be like standing maybe flucking my face.

Yeah.

Should

I

be... Yeah, POV is great.

Do you want me to be higher up?

Yeah.

Wow.

How's your balance?

Oh yeah, I'm good.

Is he going to be able to fuck you like this?

I thought we were just doing an interview.

Yeah. I thought he was fucking your face.

I can.

Sydney,

what's been your proudest moment?

Proudest moment this year?

Oh, my proudest moment this year?

She's thinking.

Might be answering.

There's a lot to choose from.

Probably overcoming a lot of my issues from my past.

I feel like I learned a lot this year, honestly.

And I've grown.

And I'm entering a new era.

What is this era?

I just respect myself a lot more than I used to.

If you could give young Sydney any piece of advice, what

would it be?

If I could tell a young Sydney to do anything

better, it would probably just be to believe in herself more, honestly.

Really.

And then it's all going to be okay.

Okay, is it your turn? Yeah.

I'm scared.

Susie. Yeah.

What are some goals that you're setting for yourself for this next upcoming

year, 2024?

To have more fun.

To travel more.

No.

Okay. Is that hurting you?

No.

We're traveling. We're having fun.

We're being free.

We're being free.

What have you learned?

It's been a pretty crazy couple of years, honestly.

Trust nobody.

Facts.

And isolate yourself.

Great advice.

You heard it here, folks.

The crowd has more questions.

Sydney, what is then your biggest regret of your life?

The

biggest

regret of my life is going to college.

What's your biggest regret so far?

Biggest.

No freaking

regrets.

Dating someone from reality TV.

You heard it here, folks.

Territory none of us need to step into.

What do you wish people knew about you?

I wish people knew that even though I'm pretty hot, I'm also really smart.

What's your biggest accomplishment thus far in life?

Staying to my true authentic self.

We've given out some really so much fun.

I'm having such a good time.

We're giving out some really good advice today.

This is good skill bonding.

It's crazy that the teeth don't hurt because I can feel there's no way the

don't go on that.

Should we ask the dick some questions?

Yeah.

Dick.

How does it feel to open up?

Well, it's hard at first, but it gets easier.

I think the trick is to just keep it up.

Do you have any questions for the dick while we have him here?

He's such a handsome guy, I'm getting shy.

Talking about the dick, right?

Dick. Which one is your favorite ball?

The dick preference?

I'm possible to the right.

Is

this

your first podcast dick?

I think it is.

My favorite bowl is whichever one's in your mouth at the time.

Do it with me at the same time.

That's that. Yeah. Let's do it. I feel like we fucking got this podcast.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good. I mean, maybe one.

Just have fun with the girlies.

He likes this.

You're so tiny, that head looks so big on your mouth.

It's too

dry.

Gotta get it crazier.

That was really so much fun. You got me.

Washable, dude.

um oh

Get a little closer to it.

Let go of your hand.

I had to get you back.

Did it work?

It honestly like ricocheted.

I could put this in my throat so bad.

I know.

No fucking way.

So who wants to take it first?

Me. Me.

That's one way to settle it.

Do you want to do POV?

I think I want to take it on the chocolate.

Yeah. Do you like mish first?

Yeah.

Sounds good. Michigan.

Michigan? I don't know.

I keep meaning to take this video of my pussy before I play it.

Can you do it by yourself? No.

We can do it tonight.

Yeah.

Wee!

Yeah, I'll get you to lay where Sydney is.

And then Sydney, I'll sit in the face of something.

Yeah.

People are going to be happy. They really like our video together.

And they obviously love when we go and do anything.

Yeah, everyone will be happy

It's a whole Australian.

Sorry much.

I'm scared.

I love nipple clamps.

It's like really a lot.

Did y 'all know that? This is kind of crazy, but I've had both my nipples

pierced twice.

Isn't that crazy? Wait, I remember their one being pierced. I had to take it out

when you got enhanced.

Oh yeah, that is why.

Bad.

Too fatties.

For real.

Oh, hello.

Mamacita.

Oh my

god.

Here it comes.

meeting.

Have a good day.

Thank you.

It doesn't want to take all of that. It's literally crazy.

Yes, it does want to take all that.

It's huge.

Ha ha ha ha!

Which way are you going to go? Or should I lay side to side?

So you can like sit on my face.

Oh yeah.

It's always fun.

Are you ready for it? Yeah.

Are you sure? Oh, sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah. No.

It's not going anywhere.

Is it okay?

It's like 90%. It's hard to ride like that, you know?

I just want to like action a bit.

You just need to eat the pudding.

um um

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

too far away. He's not good to move.

But also, yeah, I was.

Good puppy.

Yeah, right?

There's a lot of dirt on this stick. I know.

Two different colors.

We could do some side -by -side

I'll do like, what I'll do, I'll have like this Whichever butt I'm not fucking

is close up And then the one I'm fucking There's a much further away. Did you

see that? Yeah.

Because I don't think you can get that close to the camera.

Physically. Physically.

I'm getting flashbacks.

What?

You're a little rinsy. Yeah.

Okay, just fuck Susie.

You can just rinse it in the sink.

USA. It's the only other part of Maine.

What? Funtown Splash Town USA is a real place. Really?

There's like a roller coaster part of it and there's like the water park part of

it. You get the fun and you get the splash. It's called Run and Walk Fun

Splash Town.

Susie? Oh, yeah.

Because he's cut.

The man's been snipped.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's busted and creeped by?

Busted. I'm done for now. I'll take it.

I love him and it's about to bust at all times.

Yeah,

you just do your worst back there.

I'm doing a good job.

Yeah.

It feels so good.

I know, right?

I can feel it.

Holy fuck.

Your pussy's doing those magic tricks again.

I'm not even fully there because there's other things to focus on.

I'm glad it's still doing it.

It's the same to you.

I'm trying to savor it.

I am.

Do you want me to fill you up?

Yeah.

Yes, please.

I'm not reading it.

Yeah.

Let me look it up.

Oh, my fucking God.

I feel like it might be too deep for me to look it up.

Oh, he's getting in there.

Did it come out? You can see it. It's coming.

I'm going to push it because I'm going to pee.

That's amazing.

Is it coming out?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Did you get it?

It just splooshed it all over you.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Wow, that was crazy. I've never, like, creeped so openly like that before.

It's because the deck is huge. Seriously.

I want a beer.

Me too.

I just come bubbling, bubbling out.

How long do you have to wait till you come again?

I don't know, it's hard to tell.

Sometimes I can go again like pretty quick afterwards.

Other times I'm like, I don't know.

Your dick never went down last time, I think. No, I don't think it did.

No, because last time we went again like... We were like, oh, let's look at

footage.

Hypothetically. Did you have a good time?

I did.

Did you guys have a good time?

Yeah. No complaints.

Excited to run it back.

Especially the beginning.

Dude, I told you that your pussy has gotten tighter.

You couldn't even take it.

What's wrong with you?

Well... A, the sponge does change things, but B, I've been doing a lot of

with the kegels and walking.

Locking the energy.

And I just haven't been getting fucked at all.

Honestly, I feel like I was a little bit sluttier last time.

Around the time that I worked with him last time.

Yeah, I know.

Aren't you sluttier?

You're not being sluttier?

No. What's with the roster?

The roster?

Yeah.

Sometimes they're off their fucking tails here, let me tell you. It's just,

like they all want to fuck on the same night, or they are all on their tails.

That's so real. They all serve different purposes.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. The short thing with the nose ring, though, I think fell off.

With Duncan?

I haven't even touched him, though. No.

No, Duncan's like the musician.

Yeah, who's the short thing with the nose ring?

What did he do?

He was like tattooed tat guy.

Oh yeah, okay.

He like barely made it. He barely made it in there, yeah.

Oh my god.

No, I didn't. No, I haven't had sex with him. Right. Right.

Ugh. I mean, even in the DMs, you know.

I messed up with a virgin.

We deflowered him.

I thought we would just come in here for lumber.

Did you lose your girlfriend to a random or a girlfriend?

Did you lose your girlfriend to a girlfriend?

Did you lose your virginity? Oh, yeah. Did you lose your girlfriend to a

I just have games.

Yeah, it was a random.

It was?

Yeah. Random virgin?

I think she was a virgin too, yeah. Oh.

How old were you? Oh, wait, you were younger. I was 17. Oh, wait. I knew it

one or the other.

What do you guys call like spring break when you graduate like high school and

you go on that like week -long party?

Oh my god. Spring break.

Wait, no.

We have a spring break. No, that doesn't exist here.

Oh, like in Australia when you graduate high school, you go on a week -long

binge with your friends.

Like a party.

And I lost my man.

What's it called?

Schoolies. Schoolies? Yeah.

That's as far as neck?

I'm like, what's this pillow for? To kill yourself.

Wow.

You can't kill yourself with a pillow.

I'll find a way.

But yeah, no, it's like a schoolies party. I think everyone loses their

virginity there.

Nice.

It's also a great place to lose it.

Look at this tiger. Do a little dance.

Do a little dance.

Do a little dance.

is the best when it's like after yeah it's clear you're both looking at it

it's an artifact Indiana Jones an artifact