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Honey, aren't you excited?

Open house, it's time.

A lot of commitments this year. The marriage, another house, I'm just...

but things are moving in the right direction, you know? Be excited, please.

Yeah, I just can't believe it.

Well... I'm going to be a homeowner.

Mm -hmm.

Should we see who's going to show us around?

Yeah, go ahead, knock on the door.

Let me get my head straight on this one.

Okay.

I can't believe it.

Hi, you must be here for the open house.

Yeah, I'm Charles.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Gal?

Is that you?

Oh my god, Blake.

How long has it been? It's been a long time.

It's been a really long time.

You look incredible.

You look incredible.

You guys know each other?

Oh, yes.

This is Blake. We went to college together.

Hi.

You never mentioned anything about a Blake.

Oh.

Well, just old memories that I didn't think you needed to know.

I didn't know you were just girls like that. Is that a normal thing?

Yeah, I mean, it was a phase. It was definitely a phase. It was a really good

phase. Is this your husband?

Yeah. This is my husband, Charles.

We're newlyweds.

We are.

I'm beastless. I can't believe you got your shit together enough to get

Neither did I.

Neither did I. Come on in.

Wait, wait. What do you mean?

You didn't have your shit together?

Hello?

Here's the kitchen.

This is stunning. Thank you so much.

This is my first open house, so I am taking it very seriously.

I'd love to tell you guys about all the wonderful amenities and features of this

beautiful property.

It looks absolutely gorgeous.

Get a look around.

It's Yeah, I mean, this open space, room to do, I don't know, so much

stuff. This is so cool.

Are you going to start cooking for me, babe?

I mean, I could really cook back in the day. I don't know if I'm going to pick

that up any time soon. You need an exploding microwave.

Yeah, I mean, going down the kitchen.

Yeah, in this kitchen, you don't even have to worry about it. We have so much

counter space for all your catering.

Other sexual encounters.

Oh, my God. You haven't changed. It's so awesome.

So it's exactly the same. You know, she was the best she did on the team.

The best. Stop.

My eyes are like, oh, how awesome. Exactly the same as I did back in

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You are so funny. I'm so glad you guys could meet here today. It's so wild.

Weird, weird coincidence.

The things I'm learning today, it's so much I didn't know.

I still can't believe how funny this dress fits every inch of your body.

you.

Well,

follow me this way.

Wow, so how long have you guys been together?

That's a good question, honey. How long?

We've been married for four months. Yeah. We kind of got married fast. We

in there. I went here for two months before that.

Oh, wow.

You guys' energy is very interesting, so I'm glad that I could help you

guys find a property to set you up on your new life.

Yes, I mean, it's a big jump. It's a bit scary.

Seeing you here today, it's like, it's amazing.

Yeah. It's incredible.

You know what I just remembered?

What? Can you remember that crazy frat party back in junior year? My God.

Guy likes to do that crazy thing on the table. Yeah, and that weave on the

table. Look what is right behind us.

This is... Wait, what happened on the table? 20 -foot cherry wood table.

Wow.

Compliments this large open floor plan amazingly.

It fits in so well. It fits in so well.

Yes.

The meetings that you could have here.

Mm -hmm. What meetings?

What meetings do we have? I don't know.

We could make some meetings. We could have new meetings.

New table, new meetings. Well, I mean, as the mayor of the house, I'm sure you

have lots of business ventures and parties and

lots of different things you're going to have to entertain for.

So it's good to plan for spaces like this to have large tables.

Yeah. Yeah.

How long have you been a real estate agent?

Oh, actually, three weeks. Three weeks. Wow.

I never thought you'd be on a real estate.

That's incredible.

Thank you.

It's definitely been a journey, but I will say it's good to be around this

of environment.

It really stimulates me.

Yeah, I can tell. You seem very stimulated.

You are so sweet, but...

I don't want to hog up too much of your guys' time. I know you're probably so

busy today.

I mean, we're not that busy.

Oh, really?

No.

Oh. Well, I guess I could give you guys a little bit of a preferential

treatment. Yeah.

Yeah. You can treat me however you want to treat me. Well, let me show you guys

over here. This is my favorite part of the house. Come on. Okay.

You got to step on the chenille carpet.

Oh, chenille.

Yes. Who's that?

Did she go to college with you guys too?

Imagine you and your husband are here lounging

on this gorgeous jade suede couch. Living rooms like these

are made for making memories, if you know what I mean.

Memories. Honey memories. We definitely need to make some new memories.

Memories, families, lots of things could be started here on couches like this.

I mean, the fabric is just, it's beautiful.

The fabric and the dress fabric as well. It's beautiful.

It matches your eyes too. That's crazy.

You have the same eye contact as you used to have.

It's just been so long. I know. Alright.

Oh, well.

I guess we could continue on with the tour.

So... What else can I... Oh.

Wonderful.

What is that?

Natural firemen?

I usually have a... Oh, my God.

I usually have a...

That way I like to do my open houses, but gosh, you're just getting me all

flustered. Sorry. I thought you meant to distract you.

Oh, no worries. Your sexual energy is just unmatched.

I'm so jealous of you. You get to be with her all the time.

She's not that sexual.

Yeah.

We're having some problems at the moment.

Problems? You didn't say we were having problems. Honey, we're having problems.

Hence, buying the house. We're having problems.

I thought we just weren't sexually active. I thought you just weren't that

sexual. With you.

You know what, guys? I know a space that I think could be very helpful for you,

too. Come with me.

Follow me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. The natural light.

You feel the energy?

Honey, that's good energy. Very good energy. That's good energy?

Do you feel energy in here?

There's so much energy.

Actually, I'm feeling lightheaded. You mind if I sit down?

Oh, well...

This room has a lot of strong magnetic pulses.

Here, take a seat here.

Gorgeous wife.

Thank you.

How do you guys feel in this room? All this energy.

I mean, there's definitely a lot of energy in here. I feel, I mean, much

positivity just being this close to you already.

Wonderful. I'm still a little light -headed. I don't know.

Today's been a lot.

Well, I don't know. I feel like there is some stuff we need to work on. And I'm

sure there's a way for us to do it. There's good energy pulling me in this

direction, I feel.

Do you guys mind if I say something?

You can say whatever you want. I know I've only...

known you for a short time, and I've known you forever.

Long time.

Long, long time. Yeah, I've never heard Blake's name mentioned in the past,

though. I don't know.

But I think I understand what's going on. What's going on? What's going on?

House hunting.

It's very stressful for new couples, and I can tell there's some animosity

building between you two, and...

Frankly, I don't want to see someone I care about so much go through so much

pain and stress, so... If you guys are open to it,

I have a proposal for you.

We're definitely open.

We've always... We're open.

Definitely with you, we're very open.

Oh, I guess you're reading my mind.

I just... It just sucks to see you so upset and... Yeah.

To sell you a house like this and see you in this emotional state would not be

right. And, I mean, I think I should join you guys in a threesome.

Yes.

What do you guys think?

What did you just say?

A threesome?

I feel like I'm losing my mind today. Is this even real? Like, who says that?

What kind of real estate agent?

I've dreamt of this every waking moment since I really met him.

Since I met you, honey. I've dreamt of this every second of every waking day.

Of me.

Of you.

And, well, buddy, I mean, it's a fate that you came to my open house. You've

been dreaming about a threesome with me in it?

Well... With another woman? You didn't tell me this. Yeah, with you in there,

with you watching, with you sitting while I'm with a woman. Yeah.

I think it could really help you guys.

I think it could, I think it would, I think it would really help.

I do sense some hesitation though.

At this point. In this direction though.

I think it would be jealousy.

Honey, we spoke about, can't be jealous in relationships.

It's the number one breaker.

I know how to fix jealousy.

Don't you feel much better now? See?

Yeah, isn't that great?

Look, when do you want to do this threesome?

Right now? No time like the present, honey.

I think I... This isn't even our home.

We have two hours until my next appointment comes.

Two hours? That's more...

Maybe if you wanted to lie down, you could.

Yeah, just lie down.

I'm going to excuse myself.

No, honey, you sit down. You sit down and watch. It was nice to meet you. This

is a group effort. Please take a seat.

Please take a seat. Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

He's so strong.

He is strong.

Wow. The only thing, he is strong.

You sit, Daphne. You sit and walk.

This is... Oh, my gosh.

I miss those fucking words.

I think he should. I don't know.

Oh, my gosh. Like that time senior year.

Oh, wow.

She does have a beautiful... She has the most perfect pussy.

I am impressed.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Your girl was quite the... Muncher back in the day.

Tell me more.

Everybody always thought that we were going to end up together. I did.

I thought we would end up together.

I'm going to say I thought that. Brilliant.

I'm kind of shocked that we got together to the end.

I know, I'm the guy.

Disgusting, I know.

Not quite. You know me.

I'm like a guy every now and then.

Especially when I can help my friends.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you, like, watching her eat my pussy like that?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot how good you were with that tongue.

Oh,

my

God.

You're so fucking horny.

You're just hugging me all to yourself.

You're raving about eating some coffee?

I'm a real person. I've been dreaming about being a real person.

Oh, my God.

Your husband looks so sad.

He wants to join, babe.

I guess maybe you want to... She can suck your dick.

Yeah? Yeah. You just sit down. She can suck your dick. Well, fuck.

Thanks, I guess.

No, you're welcome.

Maybe you should give him a little bit of attention. He did look quite sad.

Oh, my

God, your tongue looks

so good.

You wouldn't know.

Your lips and tongue.

Oh, my God, your lips wrap around that cock. That's so incredible.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, well,

this one does.

She's definitely, definitely a sexy girl.

Oh, yeah.

Remember that guy in the library? Oh, my God. In the library.

Behind the book.

When I was behind you.

Don't tell them all our secrets. Yeah, can we skip through stories? Now's not

the time.

How are you?

Should I take my panties off?

Keep them on.

Oh, so helpful.

Have you seen your face like that?

Oh,

fuck,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Put your whole face in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you guys made me so fucking horny.

Oh, yeah.

I don't want to make you sick, babe.

I did tell you I was allergic.

She's just messing around. You're not allergic. I've seen you suck like a

thousand times. You suck so much dick. So much. Just not yours.

Let's suck this one.

I mean, I don't mind doing it when you're here. That's so weird.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Definitely plastic and balls. Both of them.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I guess I should probably welcome you to his deck.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, you didn't put it in.

Holy fuck.

Oh.

Oh, I haven't even had sex in so long.

I'm trying not to cum.

Oh, my God.

You're not allowed to cum, yeah.

Well, this isn't more than just two pump chumps today.

Oh, we're going to take our time.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Spreading her ass.

Oh, I love it when she does that.

I've never done that.

Strangely obsessed with no one else in the room.

Oh, how does it feel, babe? Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, just feeling those balls while she fucks you. Holy fuck.

You know how wet her pussy is?

Oh!

Oh, yes.

I guess you don't have a headache today, huh, baby?

No, no headache today.

You're like a natural medicine.

She's been getting these migraines where she gets a headache. Yeah, because

there's so many headaches.

Today, not so much, though. It's the house.

It's the house.

It's the house. It's the house.

It's going to be the house.

It must be the house.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, that's not just dead.

Oh, I'm so fucking jealous. I know.

Oh, yes.

Oh, why did I do that?

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh. She has an incredible voice. Are you serious? I just want to

her. Oh,

I feel so good.

Look at that.

It's incredible.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

This guy, huh?

I don't even really remember what we masked.

We talked about it at the wedding. You don't remember?

My mom told the story.

No, don't talk about your mom. Right now.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You really do pull off. Look at this. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you look so good up and down on that cock.

It could be any cock and you're still looking good.

Oh, yeah.

I could watch your awesome up and down every day.

Oh, yeah.

I hate that dick so fucking well.

Oh,

I'm having a chat.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

I kind of really like the energy in this room.

I think it's got some great energy but I'm sure wherever we go with you it's

going to have incredible energy

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Are you going to come fuck me?

Or not?

Yes, dear.

Yeah. Fuck.

I like my girls aggressive.

Yeah, fucking... Yeah, fuck your wife.

Stop squirming. Remember the hole, don't you?

Oh,

my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my

gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, he's really wanting to make your ass bounce. Oh, yeah.

Energy for one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you just let your husband just fuck you so hard and so hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. You want him in your face?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, remember those hours when you would massage my penis with all that

Yeah,

let me smack you in the face.

You okay back there, honey?

Whoa.

I'm counting my laps.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Should I hold your ass open for a minute?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Johnny, you really should have seen us back in the day. It's like this every

day. Every day.

You're making me angry.

You're making me angry.

Maybe we should trade spots for a second. What do you think?

Yeah.

Get the shit out of you.

Do you want to have a go?

Yeah. Do you like it?

Is that what you like?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, well, why don't we go over to the bar?

I heard it was made in Zanzibar. Is that where you got it? Yes, you read my

listing. Oh, my wife really did. Oh, Zanzibar, honey.

Oh, put that fucking cock in. I can't believe I'm back to what she's fucking

had. It's been so long. It used to be my favorite pastime.

Oh, my God. Look at that fucking cock go in and out that time.

How are you putting it in there like that?

I like you putting it in there. It's so hard.

I love looking into your eyes. I love

looking

into your eyes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

my God. Will you just eat me up like that?

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just massage me. You may never with that fucking tongue. Fuck yeah.

Remember, it's in your face.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

You just so seem fucking wet.

Oh, I think I need your titties back in my face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, yes.

This thing just stretches me so fucking good.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes. Oh.

Oh.

Go ahead.

Explore. Really, really strong material.

Oh, my God. Look at your body like that. Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah. Are you playing with your pussy?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. I want to taste it so bad.

Too far away.

Oh, my God. You know what, babe?

I really want to taste that pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, be careful.

This is a marble countertop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm putting it on my face like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, get on it.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Come on, my food.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. I forgot how easy I was talking to you.

God, just like old times.

Oh, my God.

Did that make your pussy wet, babe? Yeah, that made my pussy so wet.

Like, I'm so easy.

Like, oh, my gosh. Do you think I could suck that pussy while I'm doing that?

Yeah, yeah.

You could fuck that pussy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Anything to help the happy couple.

Oh, yes.

Let me help a pretty lady.

Gosh, she's so beautiful.

I'm just drawing.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm getting hard away.

Yes, baby.

Oh, I'm going to watch you sticking in there.

Yeah.

Do you want to put it in?

Yes.

I want to just feel how filthy wet she is.

Oh, I love that tip on it. You want to put it in?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shh.

Crank that fucking cock in there like that.

Oh, yeah.

Goosebumps? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. I love you, buddy. That's kind of me. I feel so, so cute.

Do you feel him throbbing? I can feel him throbbing. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Pity Harlow. I can't keep my tits out of your mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's squeezing his dick.

Oh, my God.

Tight pussy, huh?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

I can tell.

Oh,

yeah. Look at how he's watching us. He's really watching us. Oh, yeah.

It's just nothing like it. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. You want me to make you come?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Tell me. Tell me.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Yes.

Oh, my God.

I thought you said you couldn't come.

I guess, but with books, there's just something she does.

Now you can.

Now I can.

Mike is the best.

I'm ready to come.

What was that, huh? I'm ready to come. Can I come right here on the book? Yeah.

Yeah.

How does that sound, babe? Yeah, that sounds great. Making your husband come

your book? Yeah, that sounds great.

So hot. So hot.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

So fucking wet.

You ready to cum?

I'm gonna put it right here.

All the way up here.

That's such a big load of cum. Holy fuck.

My God, he made such a mark.

Don't worry about it. I'll get it all out.

Is that a good thing?

Yeah, honey, it's a good thing.

Just a little bit more.

All of it. Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, look at all that cum.

Wow. That's a big load of cum, honey.

Blake really brought something out of us.

You know what, guys?

I'm so glad that I could help you realign your energy. I think we might

help maybe once a week.

I would love to see you again. Yeah, I would love to see you again. I want to

see you every day.

I love you.

And I've never been more in love with you.

Yeah! So, um... Why don't I... Do you want to go back

to the...

I'm going to take a shower.