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So what do you think of this weekend?

It's pretty.

It's pretty.

It's pretty. It's pretty.

It's pretty.

It's pretty. It's pretty.

It's pretty.

It's pretty. It's pretty.

It's pretty.

This is a winner right here.

What's your next class?

I don't know. I think this is the last one.

I wonder how my teacher is going to be.

I wouldn't be.

She's so beautiful.

You've got it.

You've got it.

You've got it. You've got it.

Enjoy your trick.

I was just wondering if you girls liked magic.

Magic? No.

What?

Well, that's a good, because the reason I was asking is because I was

wondering what you knew how this got behind your ear.

What's that?

Well, the trick wasn't really supposed to go like that.

I really came over here because I was wondering if maybe Chloe

would maybe want to go to prom with a guy like me.

Oh, are you serious?

You're really asking her to go to prom with you?

Oh my god.

Everybody, did you just hear what happened?

Maybe just test Chloe to prom.

Wow.

I'm shocked.

I mean, yeah.

What an area.

Hey everyone, settle down.

How are we doing today? Everyone good?

All right, so as you know, today is presentation day, and we're going

to talk about some things. Now would be a good time if you need a bathroom break

to take one.

Anyone need to go right now?

I guess that's the time, huh?

All right, see you guys back here at five.

Hey, dude.

So what's going on, dude?

Am I okay?

I stayed up all night making, doing this trick for Chloe. She didn't even care.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. There's donuts in the break room. Okay, can I

one? No, never.

Well,

any of these girls want me. No one cares about my tricks.

Only the magic gods would just give me better tricks, and then maybe, maybe

would notice me.

David Blaine gives all the girls.

What the heck is this?

We're doing ready now?

Good? All right. Who wants to be first to do their presentation this morning?

Oh, oh, oh.

Let's bring Chloe out next.

Okay, we're going to do it together.

Okay?

Yeah, that's fine. Come on up.

See what you got.

Okay.

Today we did our presentation on what we want to be when we get older.

And I think we both decided that we would be really great actresses. Yeah.

want to be movie stars.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. We want to be movie stars.

Mm -hmm. I could just see us both up on that big screen.

There's nothing I could see us doing better at than being on TV.

And we're both pretty and super popular.

So it would just be...

Probably super pretty and super popular on TV as well.

We're both blonde.

Yeah, or look at us. We're blonde and beautiful.

And we would just make it so good on TV, I think.

We're just strong and beautiful.

There's nothing I want to see more on TV than a couple of hot and cool hats.

Right?

I think I'm pretty much done. I may have a good one. Yeah, you're doing good.

I just think that we would be really good actors and actresses, actually.

Yeah. And everyone would just love us. Yeah.

We're so good at school.

Are you okay, Ms. Temple?

I don't know what that was.

I'm so sorry.

What was I saying?

We're good actresses, right? Yeah.

Oh, my God. What was that?

What the fuck?

Are you okay, Ms. Temple?

Yeah. What are you doing? I don't know what that was.

I am so sorry. That was really random.

We just have really good people skills.

I think it would be really good.

Oh, my God.

On screen.

And, yeah,

we would just be really sexy actresses.

Yeah, we would be.

Oh, my God.

This is completely inappropriate.

You two need to go sit down. You're in detention.

That's it.

I've had enough of it.

I'm going to report this to the principal's office right now. Class, I'm

sorry. Girls, go sit.

Okay. I'm so sorry.

I'm very sorry. Class dismissed.

Girls, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I've never even been in detention before.

Right?

What the heck was that? I've never even, I don't know what that was.

So weird.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, this is so, this is such bullshit.

I know.

I'm going to be in so much trouble at home.

I know.

Seriously, my dad already took away my card.

Already? Yeah.

Already. Already grabbed it.

I'm not going to be able to go out ever again.

Hello there, lady.

Well, what are you doing here?

I'm in charge for the day.

Yeah, the teacher, he was busy, so he asked if I could supervise you guys.

So, it's like I'm in charge.

I guess we're stuck with Mr.

David Copperfield.

Whoa, all right, no David Copperfield slander here. That's the first rule.

All you

guys just try to sit there and relax.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No way. Is it happening again?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. It feels like something's burning my pussy.

Definitely touching me.

Oh my god, why does it feel like I'm getting fucked?

Oh my god.

Horny!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Yes, definitely.

Oh,

no.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You need to fuck us right now.

Oh my god, it's so fucking deep.

Oh my god, it's so fucking deep.

Oh my god.

It's so slippery.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

Just like that.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

That feels so fucking good. It feels good.

Oh, it tastes so fucking good.

Oh yeah, I want to see you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, that looks so fucking good.

Oh, fuck!

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I don't care now.

Oh, my God, it's so fucking good.

Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Fuck yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my

goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

This is so fucking good.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, it's so fucking hot.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, the back end.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god, you scared

me.

You're looking good.

Fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

What the fuck happened?

We're so messy.

Thank you, David

Copperfield.