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Thanks so much for ditching school with me today, Venus. I literally, like,

cannot stand to be there right now.

Look, I think you're a dime a dozen.

Plus, you're a queen.

He's a fucking jerk anyway.

He doesn't deserve you at all.

I guess.

Just the setting. I can't believe he would do that to me. Like...

The girl like Maddie is crazy.

I know.

I wouldn't have expected that.

Honestly, not me. You know, I really liked him.

I'm so glad to be away from it all right now. I literally, like, could not be

there. You know?

You're a good friend for coming.

Oh, my God. Is that him?

I bet it is.

Do you want me to get it for you?

No, I'll handle it. Are you sure?

Yeah, I can do it. It's okay.

Thanks, Bill.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Hey, what's up? I just want to talk to you.

I don't want to talk to you. I was supposed to wait.

To get away from you. I got you these. I got you some flowers.

What do you mean?

I want flowers.

Why not?

Why would I want flowers? I just want to talk. Come on, please. Bunny, I just

want to talk. Listen.

No, you listen.

You know?

I will take those because they're for me.

But no.

Why? What's wrong?

What do you mean? You know exactly what you did. I didn't do anything.

You didn't do anything.

Yeah, right. Come on.

Don't throw the...

Don't go to the flowers.

Babe, please, come on. Oh, my God. Just listen, just listen. I have nothing more

to listen to. I have plenty more to talk about. What are you even talking about?

Oh, my God. Why are you even here?

Well, you're my best friend. You're supposed to work for her, obviously. But

weren't even there.

You're just, like, feeding stuff into her. No, because they already cheated.

I didn't cheat.

It was an accident. It doesn't count. You don't accidentally flip your dick

somebody else. I thought it was you.

How do you think it's me?

Because you're supposed to be at the party with me. Yeah, but you knew I

going. But maybe you were going to come. I don't know. Yeah, well, you came.

That's for sure.

I mean,

I'm sorry. No, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. I didn't mean

to say that. Like, you've been together for so long.

It's literally been a month.

That's so long, though. It's so not that long. Like, I'll, like, I'll... I'm not

even watching this.

This is literally...

But it's not giving you know

I don't think I provide value.

We hang out.

All we do is chill on the couch and watch movies. That's romantic.

That's romantic.

What do you mean? I cook for you. I make ramen noodles all the time.

You can be drunk and not put your dick in someone

else. It's like just not that difficult

To make you forgive me. I'm not forgiving you. I'm not talking to you.

No, but you're not going to talk to her that way.

She's being mean to me. What?

She's being mean to me, though. We're both going to be mean to you because you

fucked up.

I didn't fuck up.

I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. What are you saying?

Babe, please.

Please, babe.

Please, please. I didn't fuck up. How do I fuck up? You definitely did fuck up.

I was fucked up.

You never made me sleep?

Not at all.

How do you not keep your dick in your pants for like a month?

Literally. Literally.

I just really expected you to be there. I was just thinking about you.

I was obviously in your mind when you were in another station.

Like, you know what I mean?

It's your fault you didn't go there. Are you serious?

I thought you were going to be there. I was so horny.

Oh my god, you can be so horny.

I wanted you.

Horribly, horribly.

You think that I want to jeopardize you and what we have?

I mean, there it is.

I thought it was you. Maybe if you had pulled up to the party, none of this

would have happened, right? None of this would have happened.

If you had pulled up... Yo, yo, yo, I'm about to crash out.

I'm about to crash out. I'm about to crash out.

Listen,

please, just listen.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to relax.

Yeah, I'm sorry, but if you were there, right?

is just so disrespectful.

It's disrespectful for you to speak that way to somebody that I clearly value.

Well,

look how she's talking to me.

Look how she's talking to me.

You know what I mean?

What else am I supposed to do?

It's way to her.

For doing it one time?

For one time? You've been together for a month.

You've been together for a month.

It'd be different if it was a year.

You know I love you mediocre.

You know I love you mediocre.

Yes, mediocre me.

You know, and that's enough.

No, no, no. That's enough.

Between the ramen noodles and the mediocre affection, it's honestly mind

-blowing that you think that I would have any space in your heart. But you're

like spooky, pooky, wookie.

I don't give a fuck about no spooky, pooky, whatever the fuck. No, no, no.

Please. I don't. You know what? Don't talk your fucking face. Are you scared?

You keep on talking about me. I said she would fucking watch you after you

cheated on me. I mean, so serious.

Do you see me? Come on. Do I see you? Yes, and you look like a fucking joke.

That wouldn't be bad.

Fuck you. I'm sorry. I'm here to get you back.

You are my

I'm so

sorry And you, and you just,

you weren't even there.

You weren't even there.

You weren't even there. Like what?

Everybody told her because they were too scared to tell me because they knew I

was a question.

Who? Who would see? No one would see. It was on Twitter.

And you want to sit here and act like your shit is behind closed doors.

Wait, it was on Twitter? Yes, motherfuckers, on Twitter. Because

at a party is recorded.

It's like my

It was real because I felt it in my heart, but after that... Oh my God.

It's not worth it. It's literally not worth it.

It's so crazy that he would fucking think that.

No, my God. I just want your hand to touch the meat when you touch that dirty

bone. You can wash it, you can bleach it, and you can peel your fucking skin

off, and I'm still not going to want to touch it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm stupid.

I'm stupid. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do it. Shut up. Shut

up. Shut up. Because I'm sad.

I miss you. It was an accident.

But please, like...

My little bunny, honey.

You're my bunny, honey.

You're my little bunny.

Please.

Please.

Don't even fucking look at her.

Don't. No. Because you're not going to find the words looking at her.

You can't find the words at all.

You have nothing else to say.

Nothing else to say.

All I have to say is that like I shouldn't even say anything.

You meant so much to me.

Me doing that, it was an accident. I didn't mean to do it. It will never,

happen again.

Look at me.

All right, both of you look at me then. If you're going to talk, this is a

conversation between all three of us. So you're going to listen. Look at me.

Look at me.

All right, this will never happen again. And it won't because we're not dating.

No, please take me back.

Please take me back. No. Give me a chance.

No. I gave you a chance when you asked me. I said yes. Like what?

You asked me out.

Oh my God, please.

You asked me out. I kept coming over to make ramen, obviously. I wrote you all

those letters. I did everything.

I showed you how much I loved you and everything.

It's genuinely so crazy.

You know what I mean?

I'm fucking pathetic.

I'm fucking pathetic.

I can't do this. I can't. I'm so stupid.

I can't. Yeah. It was stupid, wasn't it? I'm such an idiot.

Mm -hmm. And tell me more.

And tell me more.

Yeah. You.

You. You cried out.

Buddy, please.

Please. Oh, what are your feelings for such a little conflict? No. No. Little

conflict feelings. Please. Oh, my God. No.

Put my fucking pillow down. No. I want to give it to you. No. I want to give it

to you.

I want to give it back.

I want to give it back.

I want to give it back. I want to give it back. I'm sorry.

No. Please. No. Fuck it.

It's the switch -up! It's the switch -up! You know what? You know what? No.

It doesn't really fit, see?

It's like when the police are saying, Oh, look at that vein pop in your

forehead. Yeah, man.

Yeah, yeah.

How does it feel?

Huh? I don't know. Yeah, you don't? Just like I've been, like, fucking finding

out that you cheated on me with a bitch -made mask.

It was an accident. Oh, fucking people. It was an accident. She didn't even go

to school.

How the fuck was she at the party?

Yeah, why did she do it?

No Every time she comes here

you only want to put words in people's mouths and do all this stuff, okay?

Yeah, you were fucked up, and you fucked up while you were fucked up, and I

fucked up because you fucked up, and so that's why this is a wrap, truly.

Yeah, it's fucking over.

Yeah, like what?

What did you think?

Just tell me what I need to do.

What do you need to do? What the fuck can you do?

Yeah, you could do it.

But I want to stay here.

Okay, for what?

Are you okay, Rhett?

Because I love you. Oh my god. You love me. I love you. It's been a month.

How do you love anybody in a month? Yeah, how do you love anybody in a

Much less you can't even take me to get real food. You fucking come here and

cook ramen noodles.

Like, that's so good.

Yeah. I'll cook the scallions and shit. Oh my god. The scallions and fucking

ramen would be disgusting.

Do you even know that I love you?

You know, I don't know, brother. I just try. I'm trying my hardest. Oh my god.

I'm trying my hardest.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I tried my hardest for you. Yeah.

I've been, like, ever since the first day I saw you. Ugh. Oh, here we go. The

only thing that was harder than this is fucking Maddie. Oh, my God. Let's not

forget. No. Let's not forget.

What's hard is listening to your fucking yapping.

And she's still yapping. While I'm trying to fucking talk to my girlfriend.

Because we're not broken up yet. Not a girlfriend.

You're my girlfriend.

I'm not your girlfriend. Yes, you are.

We made a promise to be together forever I thought it was you.

Oh, my God.

What? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit, bro. I bet it is. You know what else is bullshit? Me fucking

even coming here thinking that, like, you're straight up. I don't know why the

fuck you came here to be here. No, no. I left school.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's the problem. You left school.

Maybe you should start going to school so you can see that I'm the right one

you. No, no, no. Please. I leave school for the first time.

Because you're gonna fail me.

You know what I mean? She was, like, she was helping me out, you know, and we

were, like, in the same class and all that shit.

Yeah, but, like, how can a fucking student fail you?

Because she was gonna be my tutor.

She was gonna, like, help me out. Yeah, but, like, if I didn't, like, you know

what I mean? Like, help her out. She wasn't gonna help me out.

You can be her fucking tutor.

I don't have money right now.

You don't have money?

No, I spend it all on you.

Oh, my God.

All the letters

You know I answer the phone.

So one thing I do.

Talking about calls or the voicemail, I had a fucking mind, truly.

I got to pick these off, like, specifically for you because I know your

color is purple.

I know you like these.

Yeah, but that's a lot of pink.

But it looks like purple.

Are you fucking color blind?

A little bit.

Is that why you thought that it was her in the dark? Yeah. Because you're

fucking blind?

No, because I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

No,

like, you're all I want.

You're all I want. You're all I need.

I crave you. Yeah, yeah.

I crave you. Like, whatever happened there, that was, it'll never happen

It's nothing.

I didn't know that.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, we're not even that far into a relationship

and you're already fucking up and asking for forgiveness.

Exactly.

Exactly. There we go.

You know, it was so far in the relationship, right?

It was not. Not far, not far. It was so early on in the relationship that, like,

I said things were a big deal.

I didn't think it was a big deal.

But you're here. This is a learning lesson.

I'm taking accountability.

This is a learning lesson.

Now let's move on.

You know, let's move on.

I'm not talking to you. I'm not asking you questions, right? So I don't know

you're answering.

But anyways.

But you weren't even there, so I don't know why you're talking.

You're just here just to yell at me. She wasn't there, but she saw it just like

I did.

And what a fucking panic.

Just because you saw it.

Doesn't mean it was real.

It literally, it was your face.

Fucking. Yeah, I was fucking her.

But with you, we make love.

Oh my God,

are you serious?

I promise you.

It's all the same shit.

Baby girl, please.

No. Please. No.

Oh my God.

No amount of baby girls and babies are going to fucking have sex.

And they shouldn't. No, they shouldn't.

We have a trip literally, like, coming up.

Fuck a trip.

We have a trip. We have reservations and everything. Like,

I used to have my makeup with Matt.

And this is so fucking funny. Is that fine?

I feel like it's the worst thing ever.

And I really thought I was, like, a good guy.

I really like you. You know what I mean? Like, you're my everything.

I even told you to my best friend.

Oh, my God. And here I am with my best friend fucking dealing with you.

Where's he at? Where's your support?

I didn't expect your friend to be here. Why didn't she be here?

Because I wanted... I don't know.

I don't know. I just want it to be us.

I just want it to be us so we can talk. So we can manipulate you. So we can

talk. It's not to manipulate her.

It's not to manipulate her.

Come on. Just listen, please.

Oh my God. What is there to listen to?

Listen to me.

Please.

How are you listening?

I'm sorry.

What I did was fucked up. I understand it was messed up. It will never happen

again. You're all I think about. You're like, I dream about you. You dream about

me? I dream about you. I don't know if I've got your name tatted on my chest.

You know, you're literally, you're my everything.

You're my everything.

Because look at what's going on. You're here.

You're just being all like, you know what I mean? Like just hating on me. You

know, like you're not supporting me.

You know what I mean?

Like, you're not supporting the happiness that you see that I provide

friend. For your best friend.

She's so happy with me.

Like, that shows you. I was happy until you fucking cheated on me. And it won't

happen again.

And it won't happen again.

You said thank you to that guy at the store.

Oh my god!

Like,

you said thank you to the guy at the store.

Like, and then I fuck a girl, and then, now, wow, I'm the bad guy.

You cheated on me, too.

The guy at the beauty store, like, you're like, oh, thank you, have a nice,

beautiful day.

Yeah, you don't need to lie to me.

All that fucking shit.

You don't think I said anything that's disrespectful to me?

You did.

Yeah. Why would I be disrespectful to you?

I had anger. I had sadness in me, and I thought it was you at the party, so I

fucked her, you know, and I came here.

No.

Venus, stop talking, please, while I try to talk to the love of my life. Oh, my

God. I'm trying to talk to the love of my life right now. And all you're doing

is just trying to make it worse. So, please, just, like, stop talking. You

sock in it or something.

I'm just trying to make sure that she doesn't hear me. Yes, I understand. I'm

talking to my girl.

Baby. Baby girl.

Bunny.

Sweetie pie.

My one and only. My love.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Just listen.

Please forgive me.

If you took the time to read the letters that I sent you, you know what I mean?

I wrote all the letters. It doesn't mean shit.

Let me try to at least get one of them.

You know what I mean?

Fucking... Look.

Nice tits.

Your tits are fucking amazing.

I admire your fucking beautiful tits.

Now, no, no, no. I know. Look.

Yours always, dear Bunny Boo.

I was thinking about you during math class today, actually.

I'm always thinking about you. But I couldn't concentrate at all because I

wondering what you were doing. And now, you're here. You skipped school.

You know what?

Fuck this. You're not even listening.

I'm listening. I was listening to you tell me a bunch of shit.

You know, I was thinking I had bought Gus food. I was going to take us, you

know, we're going to skip lunch and you know what I mean? Do something. So

you're mad at me for skipping school and you were going to technically skip

school. No, it's not even that.

We were going to do it together.

Right? That's the thing.

But you didn't, you didn't tell me.

You know, so I came to your house, I saw your location, and I was like, yeah,

let me just pull up and see what's good with this girl and try to talk to her.

And you open the door all hostile, all angry at me. You know what I mean?

Saying, I don't know why you're fucking here.

I didn't know you saw that. It was an accident. How do you even see it? It was

in the fucking dark.

You know what I mean? Like, it didn't even go viral. How the fuck do you see

Meaning, it never fucking happened.

Just because it didn't go viral doesn't mean it didn't happen. I wore a condom.

I wore a condom.

My skin, my skin didn't touch her skin.

Therefore, I didn't fuck her. The condom fucked her.

No.

And I fucked her. I make love to you, baby. And tell me, those three inches,

don't they feel like eight inches to you?

Not anymore, the fuck? Don't they feel like eight inches? No.

Oh my goodness. I'll get the penis enlargement surgery for you. I'll give

15 -incher.

Like, I just, I'll do anything for you.

Yeah. I'll do it. I bought you a pony.

I bought you a car. I bought you a house. No, you didn't. You bought me

ramen noodles.

Yeah, but that's coming later.

I'm just a pathetic piece of shit.

Are you crying?

Look at you. You're the light of my life. Why did you cheat? Because it was

dark. She makes it bright.

The other girl made it dark.

You said it was literally in the dark.

Yes.

See, your lips are so soft, and I love that.

And I'm not just talking about the northern ones. Oh, my God.

I miss you so much. Yeah, I bet you do. I miss you. Please.

I have another one for you. I think you're going to like this one.

You're my favorite Zodiac.

Can you ever focus on my quiz when the back of your head is staring at me? I

don't even remember receiving that, but that shit is a joke.

Yeah, because the back of your head is ridiculous.

It's beautiful.

Are you trying to tell me I have a big head? No. What's next? I was going to

say, girl, that cranium is beautiful. Oh, my God. That cranium is beautiful.

Look at this. I have another one for you.

What does that say?

I love you.

Please. Please, baby girl, please.

They're genuinely just words.

They're words, but they can't... Look at all this.

Look at all of this. Look at all of that fucking shit. Look at all the fucking

letters. Look at all the fucking letters that I write you.

And you never write any of them. They're all fucking folded still.

They're all still fucking folded.

But it means something.

No, it doesn't. It means something.

It literally doesn't.

And it should mean something to you.

I wish it did.

It would mean more to me if you didn't cheat on me.

What kind of guy does that? How are you going to write me a bunch of love

letters and cheat?

Because you won't respond.

I thought, I'm insecure.

I'm insecure in myself.

Me, you know what I mean? Like, just being such a, everybody wants me and

everything, right?

It's a lie. Nobody wants me.

Nobody ever, you know, so her showing me a little bit of affection and all that,

it made me, it reminded me of something that I was missing.

What were you missing when I've been here?

That's what's so confusing.

If you talk about it, he talks about it. No, listen.

You want to know what I was missing?

I was missing you.

Oh, my God. I was missing, I was... I had barely seen you earlier in the day,

and you felt somebody else, not me.

Yeah, but...

It's... What?

It's just... You are the woman of my dreams.

You know?

Like, that's it. You are the woman... You're the woman of my dreams, like...

Because I love you.

Exactly.

I'm a good boyfriend.

I've fucked up once.

Wait,

wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on.

Hey, I have an idea.

that you took last week.

Where'd you get the answers?

You cheated.

The cookie I got last night.

I cheated. We both cheated.

I did not show my test. Just because I'm smart doesn't mean that I have to

cheat.

She's never cheated a day in her life.

I saw the answers.

I saw the answers. You had it.

It's okay.

Here, here.

We get that together, right?

And I won't tell the teacher.

You can tell the teacher whatever you want. And I won't tell the teacher.

yeah, yeah. What teacher? We're in different classes, as you say. Yeah,

know the dean.

Okay, and everybody knows the dean, but we're the same school.

Yeah, well, you're going to tell him.

Okay, yeah.

Do you love me?

Yes or no?

Yes.

My God.

What the fuck?

Do you love me?

Pick one.

Pick one.

Do you love me?

Pick one.

Covering the other option doesn't make it. There's only one option, and it's

It's us. Remember the future plans that we had?

Yeah. We're going to buy those acres and buy those animals.

Yeah, because you know that I want a farm.

But everybody knows that I want a farm. I want a farm.

Oh, my God.

I was supposed to, you know, you're supposed to fucking take care of the

I was supposed to take care of the land and milk the cows and shit.

You know what I mean? It would have been great. Yeah. I mean, I could have been

your cow, but.

Oh, my God.

I fucked up.

I'm just a pile of shit now. It's so gross. And then you were to fertilize my

plant.

It just means that. It means shit.

Hey And you're gonna look at my face the whole fucking time okay, and then

you're gonna hear my voice yeah Yeah

Because you know

It's like, it's cool. It's all about it. The list of his failures.

You know what I mean?

Like, I just put it on my tab and we're chilling.

On your tab? I'm apprised.

I'm apprised. Of course Maddie would want to fuck me.

I don't have a car.

I barely have any money.

I have a tiny dick. Like, come on. Like, who the fuck doesn't want me?

Who? Who the fuck doesn't want me? Who would want me? My breath smells like

shmegma. Like, come on. Oh my god. See your dick and wash your fucking mouth.

Oh, I do.

I just

want

you back. I know I fucked up. I just want you back. I'm not leaving. I'm just

going to chill here until then.

We don't want to be in here with us.

You know what? You guys can go to dinner.

I'll sit here and I'll keep your side of the bedroom.

You'll keep my side of the bedroom?

Yep. I pray to God you'll lay in my bed with your dirty ass.

I'll wash it.

I'll wash it. You'll wash your ass in the sheets?

I'll wash my body.

With your favorite scent.

Oh, my God.

Not my friend, but it was so weird.

It was very weird. I wasn't even thinking about the birthday. Because

like, kind of late. He's an athlete.

And I pulled out the dinner, and it looked good.

I'm going to pick him up. I do, too. I think that that would be a great idea if

we did that.

I, too, believe, like. It's a week.

It's a dinner for two. Yeah, dinner for three, yeah.

You and me.

Oh, my.

You know what I mean?

So it'd be good but I'm gonna chill here.

You ladies make up your mind.

I'll be here.

I don't even want to come to dinner. I just

want to have, why can't we just try to rekindle this?

Like, what the fuck is this? I messed up once. I messed up once. It'll never

happen again.

It'll never happen again.

Venus, stop. Look.

You have some nice tits, too.

Oh, my God. These are fucking terrible.

I miss you so much.

I miss you so much. Ugh, Ellie.

You don't even have, like, the odd... Like, you don't have the coot to spell

out. You hit me with an I -1. He doesn't even know what that means, right? He

doesn't even know what that means.

I'm less... I'm too dumb. I'm too stupid.

I'm too stupid.

That's why I cheated in. But at least I have accountability.

You repeatedly tried to say in this argument that you didn't cheat.

Alright, I did.

Okay, so you acknowledge it. So why are you here?

Because I want to say I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

You said you're sorry. It's been exhausted.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Please. I can't listen to him. He's making my head hurt.

He's sorry. He's sorry. He's sorry. He's sorry. He's sorry.

Fuck.

If you were so sorry, why did you do it? That's what I'm saying. If you knew, if

you, you probably thought that you were smart enough to get away with it, but

you're not even smart enough to pass the fucking class that you're in.

I mean, they are special classes.

Because you are not up to par with the rest of our class. What do you mean?

They're special classes, meaning that they're more specialer than yours.

Specialer? They're more special than yours.

My gosh. So, yeah.

You're really handsome. What do you mean? I'm in a special class.

You're in a special class.

You're just in a regular class like You're right behind

us. Oh my god.

You have been responding to my letters. Are you mad at me? Of course you're

fucking mad.

Yes, I had to fuck Maddie so I could pass the test. If I don't pass the test,

I'm not going to be in the same grade as you guys. And I want to be with you for

the rest of my life. Hey, buddy.

Hey, I was... Read it.

Read it.

I can't even read it. It's so stupid.

Don't say that.

I don't know why, but every time I see

you, I get this stupid smile on my face, and it won't go away. Did you have a

smile on your face when you were fucking Maddie? When you were cheating on your

fucking girlfriend?

I didn't. I didn't think about it.

I didn't think about it.

You probably think I'm a dork for writing this, but I did want to just say

that... You make every day as cool as something to look forward to. She does,

and you do, and you do, and you do, and you do.

I look forward to you every day. I always bring your guys coffee, some

donut or some shit.

I'm trying to isolate you and manipulate you.

I want you for myself. I know your best friend Venus doesn't like me.

She doesn't. I'll kiss her ass while she's farting.

Oh my god.

That's honestly fucking hilarious to think about. That's so weird. Venus

like me because you're a dickhead.

Like, if you acted right, none of my friends would have issues with you. I

right. You come here, and then you argue with me, and then you argue with my

friend.

Because she's arguing with me, this was supposed to be me and you, a

conversation between the both of us, and I don't know why she's yelling at me.

She could have at least had the audacity to say, you know what I mean, hear me

out, and then you can come and say something.

Because all you guys are reading, all you guys know, is just what you guys

been told.

Right? Why didn't you confront me when you found out? There's no video. There's

nothing to confront.

Mine. Like,

I'm going to call you these flowers. I'm so lucky to call you mine.

Yeah, all right. There's that.

What else?

There's so fucking many, and they're all lies.

You do not. If you did, why would you?

You wouldn't be doing this.

You know what I mean?

What would I not be doing right now? Being here at your house trying to beg

for forgiveness.

Don't you think if I didn't care, I would have just been like, you know

Yeah, I was caught. There's a video. Everyone was running a train on that

Whatever. Let me finish. So now you're telling me that everybody was running a

train? So what's the story then? Listen, listen, right? I could have just been

like, no, I was going to go and be single. I just got choked up.

Yeah, the video showed you and her. Well, yeah.

Because everybody was doing it. So it was peer pressure. But anyways, that's

the point.

The point is, I'm here to beg for your forgiveness. Otherwise, I wouldn't be

here. This is not what you mean.

This is not what you mean. This is not what you mean. You know, I'm here to

to you. Right?

Well,

yeah.

I was drunk.

It was a train.

Someone set up a camera.

Like...

And now I'm here, you know, I could have just been like, fuck it, whatever.

You know what I mean? That probably would have been a better idea. And just

moved on.

You don't mean that.

Honestly, like, why would you come here after knowing that you did me great?

Because I wanted to clean it up.

It's just so fucking stupid. I wanted to make up.

And apology is not a thing.

It was supposed to be a better apology, but, and Venus, I apologize for it.

You know what I mean? For being an asshole to you.

You're a bullshitter.

I know. I don't owe you an apology, but I'm sorry for being rude to you. You do

owe me an apology.

You do.

You're in front of me, and you're acting like there's anything to, like, pay

for. It's not my fault.

You know what I mean? Look at the way she was looking at me.

She was looking at you with hate.

I kind of like that.

But, you know, it's not even about that, though.

Thank God. You know?

Like, you think I'm a fuckboy damn piece of shit? I'm not. I'm a good guy.

You're a good guy.

I just messed up.

Yeah, good guys. She don't hear his fucking girlfriend.

Good guys would never.

A good guy wouldn't do that. A good guy would admit to it, though. And that's

what I'm doing. No, a good guy wouldn't do that. It has to be talked into

admitting it.

Exactly. I walked here in this heat.

It was 109 degrees.

I walked three miles in this.

I'll walk three more miles.

As long as you're coming with me. Oh my God, I'm not going anywhere.

I'll walk longer than three miles. I'm sure you would. I'll drive my ball

across.

Fucking upholstery if you wanted me to. And you can do that, and I still

probably won't forgive you.

Please. But it would be really funny to watch. Maybe that would be funny. I'll

do it. I'll do it. We can schedule you. Yeah, that would be viral.

Yeah, that would be really funny.

Would you?

Reviews for every inch of the top. That's so funny.

It was just, it was a nasty thing. Like, I really didn't mean to do any of that.

You know what I mean?

And, like, I literally came here.

To try to rekindle it. To try to, you know, make it better. Because I know

I fucked up. You know, I was drunk.

You know, that's not an excuse.

But I came here to try to make things better. Because, like, I can't lose you.

You gave yourself the opportunity to lose me when you went and fucked another

person. Exactly. That's crazy work. To come here and be like, I can't lose you.

But I was drunk.

I was drunk.

You don't understand what it's like to be a guy.

That's drunk.

You know what I mean?

It's the hardest thing in the world to keep a stick in his pants.

Who could ever think of something like that? It's not even that though.

You know what I mean?

Why would I just go into the bathroom and beat off when I could just go and

know what I mean?

When I thought it was you.

But it wasn't.

literally could have just jerked off. I would have had more respect for you had

you taken care of yourself, as opposed to using some random chick at a party

that's apparently now your tutor who got a train raid on her. Well, yeah.

Like I said before, I make love to you. Oh, my God. I just fucked her. I use

her. She's nothing to me.

She's absolutely nothing. She's worthless.

You know?

You're worth something.

Well, it was worth enough to you to be so concerned with your grade that you

felt the need to fuck your tutor. Well, yeah.

I had to.

I had to give the D to get the A.

I had to give the D to get the A. I had to get the D to get the A.

Yeah, but you failed.

No, she gave me a B.

Oh my god, you didn't even get an A. Yeah. The D was the fucking worst of

to be real.

I mean, I didn't. You didn't even pass with a flying color, which means that

dick's out.

I forgot to write my name, so they got points.

Oh my fucking god.

It's the first thing you do when you get a test.

How do you forget to write your name?

You deserve better.

You deserve a guy who's been at a bare minimum writing his fucking name on a

test. I forgot because I was thinking about you.

What? I was thinking about you.

I almost wrote your name.

I almost wrote your name. Thinking about me when you were already taking your

test. Thinking about me. That's what I thought of being. Thinking about me when

you were making a poor decision that you knew would affect me. I didn't think it

was going to affect me.

Why did you think I was going to affect you?

No, I told you I'm insecure about myself.

I'm insecure about myself.

You're so fucking beautiful.

And then for like a guy like me to be with you, it's just, you know what I

Where was the same energy when you were gassing yourself up talking about, oh,

you know, you know who I am, you know, I just, I just, I just, I just wanted to

boost my ego, but I'm just insecure.

You know what I mean? That's why I did it. Because I wanted to feel special.

But you made me feel special.

You made me feel special.

You know? It's just like, come on.

I mean, I know I fucked up.

All I want is just you. I just want you back.

I just want you back. That's it.

I just want us.

I want us. I want what we had.

I want, you know what I mean? What we could have been.

Yeah, what we could have been. You know what I mean? What we can still be.

You and me forever.

Literally till eternity, my love. My God, please. Till eternity.

You can even keep your dick in your pants for a month.

You can be sorry.

Did I ever do that?

Did I ever do that? Someone so great, so amazing like you.

Did I ever do that? Did I ever do that?

Until your face turned purple. What the fuck?

You better breathe. You're hot as hell. Then I can't fucking deal with you. How

am I going to pick up a grown man?

Oh, my God.

I'm not even going to give you the courtesy of being a

guy while you do this pathetic crime bullshit. Please, please, please,

please. Take it, please.

No. Fine.

Go. Get out.

Get out. Get out of my house.