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So I have to say I am really, really happy for you that you are happy now.

know what I mean? Not as happy as I am. I know.

I got rid of that piece of shit.

I think we all wanted to say something. We thought you were super happy.

Yeah, we really did.

Okay, so we got the best way to celebrate is with dicks in your face.

your face.

Yes. Yes, girl.

I want to see my face. I'm so over fucking men. Oh, my God. I hate doing

Ooh. But you know what? You could, like, abuse these male strippers.

Like, you know what I mean? Throw dollars at them, like, to create them a

bit. Yeah, let's get male strippers. Let's go cruise the strip a little bit.

Let's go walk around.

Oh my god, this is big. There's so many like guys from like Wolverine.

What many accents are we going to find?

This is the best place. Those big fancy drinks. I want one of those fancy drinks

that's like long.

Like the frozen ones. Yes, yes, yes. Like a frozen margarita or something.

Let's do that. We do that. Okay.

Whatever.

No, I'm just happy to be here and be away.

Be free. Yeah.

It's like a fresh start.

Yeah, you're a free woman now. Exactly. I love it. We're just so happy you're

finally free.

You're divorced.

I know. That guy was a bum. I'm sorry. Back to girls' days again.

Dude, I'm so stupid.

We all are.

Yes. All right, here we go. We're going to cruise this trip and find some

foreign boys.

I like foreign dick.

Because you never can really understand what they're saying, but it doesn't

matter. They're just cute, good dick.

This is how we start off

What all day? I don't even know where I'm at.

Well,

you better drink something. Girl, we're going to pop this bottle of champagne

when we get in a row.

Surprise it.

I got

it. I got the key.

Everybody, here. Why don't you open it?

You're in front.

Ready,

girls?

I think we need to, like, totally freshen up. I don't know. What are you

tonight?

Um, I have this really cute green dress that I think I'm going to wear. Green?

Yeah. Is anybody wearing black?

I'm wearing black. I'm wearing green. I think you're wearing black green or

something like that, yeah.

My head is a little green. And I have this big gold necklace. Mine shows my

tits. Oh.

It's so awesome. I love it.

I can never do it.

We have to

shower

first and get extra dolled up.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm just getting naked now.

I mean, you can get in the shower first if you want.

Yeah, I'm going to jump in real quick.

I won't take you long at all. Like, I'm excited to get out. I know, right?

Just rip everything off. Watch it.

You perv. I know.

I am a perv.

Yes, you're a perv.

I am a perv.

You don't say anything. You don't know.

Yes. Although, we don't know. Well, it's not fast.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah, that's the wonderful thing about... And it's everlasting.

I love that.

I brought my big old biflox baggie because I am a total nerd.

Oh my god.

And I have to be fresh like you. I know. Because I didn't like that little

dental kit that was there.

It wasn't hairy.

Is anybody else getting in here? Yes.

Right here? Yes, you know, the body. Like, you wash the body. Oh, I'm going

use a tiny toothpaste.

Oh, my God.

I have a tiny toothpaste. Oh, you have them? Yeah.

Oh, my God. They are medical.

Wow, they just say medical. I'm just looking for a small towel. But I can use

tiny toothpaste. Is it in the format?

Oh, my God. She's pretty desperate. It smells so good.

Let's just see.

shower. Fuck it. I thought I wanted to, but I'm just going to be stinky and

gross so all of you can smell me. Oh, there's a tiny one in here.

I know, look at it. Look at that.

I didn't even touch my makeup.

Wow. Where's my Listerine?

Do I have Listerine in there?

Hey,

here's some.

I want my little Listerine.

exactly in line in my mouthwash, man. I couldn't see it.

Scytheria, let me see you a little bit more, please.

Okay. Thank you.

us again.

Yes, the band is jacking

No panty gang.

Oh, yeah.

That is awesome for fun.

Are you in yet?

I like to purr. I like to purr. All right. Get out of the way.

line. It's so adorable.

They're like the little baby.

Yeah.

So cute.

What's the coolest toilet?

Oh my gosh.

Are you guys ready?

Okay. Almost.

Well, I'm going. Okay.

Yeah.

But it's very form -fitting.

here too so it's like oh yeah honestly

when i saw this i thought that this was the

front like and it was gonna cover your nipples or something i thought that was

super hot but no that is gorgeous yeah i wouldn't either

This is number two.

Yeah,

I definitely could not wear underwear with this, either, because it, like,

leaves a pattern on it.

Oh, what race look at you?

Yes. I wear this thingy, and then I wear that, so that, you know, we don't get

kicked out. But, Lily, aren't you wearing black?

I am wearing black. We're all three wearing black, so I'm wearing black.

Oh, true.

I'm sorry. Ow!

Ow!

Stop. Oh,

okay. Cool.

This is great.

Okay, there. That was good. Good, good, good.

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Wait.

Like so.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

We're the black. Okay, we're the black. Okay, got it. Good green.

We're in the black.

Oh my god, you guys look so cute!

Oh my god, that black dress is hot. So cute.

I love it. Oh my god.

Okay.

I kind of don't want to wear a long white dress. You don't want to wear a

white dress?

I don't know.

I don't know. No, you're good.

Thank you.

I'm going to need you to help me with my necklace.

All right, maybe.

Yeah, I can do it.

Okay. Woo -hoo.

Dirt, baby.

It looks so good.

Oh, my God.

We are all going to hurt you. That's good.

Wow. Oh,

it's still working.

Yay. That's good.

All right. Thank you.

No, I don't think it's going to. Fuck it.

Fuck it. We're supposed to be getting crazy, so.

Thank you.

Oh!

What do you think is in store for us?

You smell good.

Sometimes they're just, like, ridiculous.

No, you...

Look at you.

a bigger discount.

He does taste good.

Oh, yeah. I think she loves it.

Do that.

Uh -huh.

Y 'all sure didn't know what y 'all were doing, I'll tell you that.

We kind of had a little bigger plan.

I mean, I didn't know it was going to be that big.

Yeah, you didn't know it was going to be this big.

You better choose anybody better, ladies.

Fuck.

Yes, fuck.

I want it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Every last drop. Every last drop all over her pretty

face. I know you want to give it to her.

Oh, yeah.

What loved one did not eat?

Yeah, she does.

Oh, Sue from Twins. How perfect.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh. Uh -huh. Oh. Yeah.

Give her that.

I think this is like the best party we've been to. I think so for us too.

I have never experienced anything like this before. It's just so awesome.

treating on Halloween time.