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Hey!

Eva-chan!

Eva-chan...

Huh?

I'm over here, idiot.

Malleus Aquilonis

Aquilo's Hammer!

Malleus Aquilonis

Even Eva-san's hellish training has its breaks.

It's summer!

And that means...

The beach!

Yeah, the beach!

We members of the Negima Club are enjoying a short vacation at the beach.

This is your first time coming to the beach in Japan, right Negi-bouzu?

Yeah! There's so many people!

So, Negi...

As promised, I'm gonna have you play your heart out today!

Play with all your might! Play till you drop dead!

Drop dead?!

B-But...!

She's right! Now that we're finally at the beach,

we have to swim and play around!

All right! Are you up to the challenge to compete with me?

Oh, that sounds good! I'll go too!

The beaches in Japan sure are lively, aren't they?

Wait! Why are you here?! This is an exclusive vacation for the tentative Negima Club only!

We're here too!

Why the hell are you guys here too?!

And so, Iincho-san, Yuna-san, Makie-san and the others came along.

Ahh, how energetic you are, babes.

Whatever, you just can't come with us! You don't understand the danger...!

Goodness, what a thick-headed monkey you are!

L-Look, as long as we don't follow you guys to that "dangerous place", everything's fine, right?

W... well, yeah, that's true...

So, it's decided then, nya?

Eh?

We're all going to England on summer vacation!

Hey, hey! You can't decide that yourselves!

And so, somehow it was decided that everybody would go over to England together for a break.

And here I thought all the commotion would've died down here...

It started with Iincho and Maki-chan... and now just about everybody knows Negi's objective.

And everybody's going to Wales together.

You two better think of some deep approach before we go to Wales. With Negi-kun, I mean.

D-Deep?

You two may have an advantage, what with how lucky you are knowing about Negi-kun's past and magic and all.

But if you just sit around twiddling your thumbs, somebody might just snatch him away from you guys.

E-Even though Haruna says all that...

Well, it is true that we're in a fairly fortunate position, knowing about magic and being able to support Negi-sensei and all...

Makie-chan's really cute. How lucky...

Iincho is both sincere and pure about her feelings, in addition to having the style of a model.

If they both started to get serious about Negi-sensei...

we wouldn't stand a chance.

You'll be fine, Nodoka.

Unlike myself. I have the misfortune of a body no one would dare look at.

Ugh... Now I'm starting to get depressed...

And don't forget that Negi-sensei also has Asuna-san.

Asuna-san, huh? I wonder what she thinks of Negi.

Who knows...

Ahh! That feels so good!

That's...

Negi-sensei and Asuna-san...

Just the two of them. You don't think they're...?!

Aah! This is just the break I needed from that hellish training.

Asuna-san...

Thank you for everything today.

What the?

What's with the formality?

If you're going to say "thank you", you'd better say it to everybody. Especially Iincho.

She's been going nuts since she found out what you're planning.

Even when I got that info from her last time.

R-Right.

I knew it. There's definitely something special between those two.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Of course, there's still room for speculation as to whether that "something special" is tied to romantic feelings.

I don't really get what you're saying, but they're basically flirting with each other, right?!

Nodoka?

That wasn't me.

Geez!

Are you telling me I went through all that trouble to come down here,

and he's been getting his knick-knacks with that stupid looking woman?!

God, you're just as dim-witted a fool as ever, Negi!

Who the heck?!

Who are you?!

Fortis la tius. Lilith. Lilioth!

Fortis la tius. Lilith. Lilioth!

Fortis la tius. Lilith. Lilioth!

Fortis la tius. Lilith. Lilioth!

Negi...

Anya Flame Buster Kick!

Come forth!

W-What the heck was that?! Is that an enemy?!

No, that's...

Wait, it can't be...

Good job dodging that. I see you're still keeping up with your magic studies.

But you're still just as small and dim-witted as ever, huh Negi?!

Anya?!

Huh?! Anya?

W-Why are you in Japan? You're supposed to be telling fortunes in London...

Why are you here?!

Isn't that obvious?! I'm here to take you ho-

My robe is on fire!

This thing cost me a fortune, too!

Ow, ow! My butt!

Put it out, put it out!

A-Anya?

Th-Thanks.

Really, why did you come here, Anya?

I obviously came to take you back home!

Well, she's certainly a handful.

Come on, now! We're going home!

Eh- Wai-... Why are we going home?!

Why?

It's already summer vacation and you haven't come back home even once.

Nekane-oneechan's really lonely, you know. So, I'm here to bring you back on her behalf.

Bring me back...?

Anya...?

Oh! Negi's precocious childhood friend from back home!

You got it? Then we're leaving!

Come on! Now!

Wah! Wait, wait!

I made it all the way to Mahora Academy and you weren't there!

And then you made me search high and low, coming all the way out to this beach in the middle of nowhere!

Now, come on already!

Wait a sec, Anya-chan!

Negi still has things he needs to do before he goes back to England.

Besides, he's in the middle of vacationing with our club as an advisor. Can't you just give him a little more time?

This overly-friendly girl must be that Asuna Kagurazaka - the one in all his pictures.

Dang. I'm supposed to be keeping my wits about her, but I've already made such an embarrassing first impression!

What a body!

So this is why Negi hasn't come home?

In other words, she's...

It's a pleasure to meet you, Asuna! I'm Anya.

We greatly appreciate your looking after Negi here...

Oh, how courteous of you...

Well, it's nice to meet you too, Anya-chan.

Though courtesy's not gonna get you anywhere after that full-on magic kick you popped in with...

But, worry not!

I'll be taking care of Negi from here on out.

Well, then! That'll be all!

Wah! Anya, hold up!

Anya, I'm sure you're tired after coming all the way out here.

At least come relax and have dinner with us.

T-They said there'll be sashimi! And tempura!

Hmph.

Sashimi... Tempura...

What?! Negi's childhood friend?! A girl?!

What's this all about?!

Um, well... it looks like she's here to drag him back home ASAP.

Are they the same age?!

She's one year older, I think...

Is she cute?! Or beautiful?!

Get out of my way!

I wanna see too!

This is amazing!

Can I eat all of it?

Oh, yummy!

What's this?! Wow! It's a new sensation!

You enjoy this kind of food all the time?! No fair!

Japanese food is the best!

Yay!

Anya...

What? She's just a kid.

You're one to talk.

Well, yeah. If she's Negi's childhood friend, she's bound to be a kid like him, right?

Oooh, yummy! I guess it was worth it to come here.

But really, you're quite the glutton to be tempted by sashimi and tempura, Anya.

Kachi-n!

What did you say, Negi?

Listen, you're the one who hasn't come home yet!

It's your fault that I had to come all the way out to the middle of nowhere, Japan!

T-That aside, how's your training coming along?

My training? It's coming along fine.

Well, it was rough at first, sure...

But I made friends with the townspeople.

You know, I'm pretty famous around Regent street as Fortune Teller Anya.

To some people, at least.

Enough about me. How are you doing?

I mean, being a teacher's pretty absurd.

Me? I'm doing fine.

Oh, really? I saw the photos! Girls all around you, huh?

Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

A puny, dim-witted fool like you?

With all those pretty girls around you, fooling around all day... it's a wonder you could concentrate on your studies at all.

What's with you, Anya?

I've been doing my job as a teacher just fine.

I can't help that there are girls everywhere. It's a girl's school after all.

I'm not fooling around all day! I've even grown a little.

Well, I'm growing too, you know.

And it's not like it helps you, as puny as you are to begin with.

My my.

Fine then, let's compare heights!

Fine by me!

Well, looks like Aniki wins this one.

See?!

What are you doing, Anya?!

Hey, you're standing on your tiptoes!

Stop lying! I am not tiptoeing!

Fine! If you can do it, I can too!

You're so immature, Negi! You blockhead!

You keep calling me small, but you're the small one here, Anya!

What are they? Kids?

Oh yeah, they are.

It's just darling, isn't it?

Negi-sensei's so cute.

I wonder... You know this could be bad, right?

Huh? What do you mean?

Pay attention to the way he's acting right now.

Negi-kun's rather casual when he's talking with that girl, which means he's letting his guard down.

Also, note the lack of formal speech.

He only speaks that way, as far as I know, when he's with Takahata-sensei or Kotarou-kun.

Well, Kamo-kun, too.

He's always formal when it comes to the rest of 3-A, though.

Although we've only just noticed it, this means that there is a wall around his heart blocking out everybody in Class 3-A!

A wall around his heart?!

However, that doesn't seem to be the case with this girl.

Do you all know what that means?

God, what a foolish waste of time.

Hey, don't eat so fast.

Hmph. You're always such a dim-wit.

You've got rice on your cheek.

But Anya, I do appreciate you coming all the way out here.

I-It's not like I came out here for your sake!

I'm doing this for Nekane-oneechan.

In other words...

She's the most likely one to win Negi-kun's heart!

H-Hello there...

T-There's so many girls... T-These must be the girls from the pictures.

No, no! I can't let them get to me! The first impression is critical!

Well, hello there everyone! You must be Negi's students.

I'm Anna Coconova, but please just call me Anya. Nice to meet you!

Things sure have gotten hectic, haven't they?

True. It appears the state of affairs surrounding Negi-sensei is plunging into chaos.

But she's certainly cute, that Anya-chan.

Oh, yeah...

Wow! This must be the open air bath!

Huh? You two are...

My allies!

I'm sure you two know about magic then...

Y-Yes, we do.

Um, I'm Nodoka Miyazaki.

I'm Yue Ayase. It's nice to meet you.

Um... Anya-chan? You're training in London, right? Just like Negi-sensei?

Yeah, as a fortune teller.

So then, do you already have a partner?

Like, with a pactio...

Pact...?!

You guys know about that?!

I haven't done anything like that yet...

I mean, you need to use a lot of discretion when you select a partner.

I wonder about Negi, though. I mean, he couldn't have done it with like, that Asuna girl, right?

Yeah, no way. Not that blockhead.

Well, either way! Asuna is the enemy!

The enemy?!

Why is she the enemy?

Isn't that obvious?! It's her breasts! Anybody with large breasts is an enemy!

Breasts?

Yup. Men are always being lured in by those deceptive things!

Y'see? That's why we need to get him away from this dangerous place at once...

Hey, Ayase.

Oh, is that kid that childhood friend of Negi-sensei's or whatever?

They're not big, but they've got a nice shape to 'em...

Perfect breasts!

Oh yeah, she's an enemy alright.

So you did come.

Yeah, with the rest of 'em. I mean, the beach ain't my thing, but I love hot springs.

"The rest of 'em"?

Huh? A new challenger?

Oh! If it isn't Anya-chan.

Yo.

That was some bounce right there.

Hey, you must be the "Anya-chan" they're all buzzin' about.

My, my. Looks like Ms. Childhood Friend's getting along pretty well so far.

How do you like the hot springs of Japan, Anya-dono?

Oh, how cute.

Anya-chan, why don't we go wash up together after we're done?

Wow, Chizu-nee. I think you've gotten bigger.

W-W-What the hell is up with this class?

Aren't they supposed to be like, 15 year olds?

I-It's an army of breasts that make Asuna's ones look cute!

Hostility...

Childhood friend or not, I won't lose to some little girl.

This one's not huge either, but she's got great style.

Dang! I'm surrounded by enemies!

But!

You guy's aren't much!

I know we'll be great friends!

Ah... right.

Um, actually...

Honestly, what is it with this place? It's like a Den of Breasts or something!

Negi's doomed if he stays here.

I knew it! I was right all along!

I've got to take Negi back to Wales immediately!

Come on, Negi! Hurry up so we can leave already.

You know what'll happen if we get caught, right?

Yeah...

Listen, you. You know who's to thank for getting us in here, right?

Yeah...

"Yeah, yeah." You're not listening to me at all, are you?

Yeah.

Who the hell's in here?! The Forbidden Spells Archive is off limits!

Crap! We've gotta get out of here, Negi!

Yeah... Don't worry, just a little more.

Come on!

Let go of the book already!

Hold on. I've almost got it memorized.

God, you blockhead! Use your own darn feet to run! We're gonna get caught!

Sure, later.

Idiot! Dimwit!

Honestly, you...

You can't do anything without me!

Huh?

Oh, right... I'm in Japan.

Oh yeah! I've gotta take Negi back home!

Hey! Wake up, Negi!

We're going home! I've already got the return trip booked!

Come on! Hurry up and get chang-

Wha? Not again, Negi! What are you doing?

What the heck do you think you're doing, Negi?!

Anya Flame Knuckle!

Why?!

I-I-I'm sorry Asuna-san. It guess it's gotten to be a habit...

J-Just what the heck are you trying to pull this early in the morning, huh?!

This kid's sure got an explosive temper...

Actually, Anya-chan, it's 'cause Asuna looks so much like Negi-kun's big sister...

You still have to sleep like that?!

N-No! I just wasn't really awake, and...

And you're saying Asuna looks like Nekane-oneechan?

Well, I guess she does kind of resemble her.

But she doesn't look as stupid.

She's a lot prettier.

Did you say something, brat?

And to think you'd crawl into bed with a stupid looking woman like this!

You idiot! Lecher! Pervert!

I'm telling you, I wasn't fully conscious.

This is why I hate kids.

Whatever! Come on, we're leaving!

Hold on, Anya!

Wait, Anya-chan!

I thought I told you yesterday that Negi can't go home yet.

What's with you? What gives you the right to order me around, huh?!

What right?

Well, cause I'm his par-!

W-What's with you two?!

Don't say it, Asuna-san!

Anya-chan still hasn't done it.

If she found out that we've all done it-

What's a "par"?

Does that mean "fool"?

What did you say?!

Asuna-san! Asuna-san!

Oh, hey Kamo-kun. Negi-sensei around?

I wanted to ask him something about what these cards can do...

Ahh!

Mmpgh! Whrayudng?!

Shhh!

Ah, I get it.

Hey, Anya-chan. Can I borrow you?

Huh?

It's really important. Y'see...

The truth is, all seven of the girls in here...

Negi-kun and them have all done a pac-!

What the heck is going on here?!

What are you trying to do, Haruna?

Aww, come on. She's gonna find out anyway.

Alright, that's enough! We're leaving!

Why are you in such a rush to get outta here, Anya-chan?

Huh?

Do you have a crush on Negi-kun or something?

Whaa-?!

W-Wh-What are you talking about, Konoka?!

Why would you think that?!

Well, I'm sure leaving Negi-kun on his own around this many girls must make you anxious.

Right, Anya-chan?

T-That's not...

It's not like that!

She ran away.

We should be alright for a while, now.

G-Good show, Konoka.

That was an excellent display of crisis management skills, Ojou-sama.

She's so cute.

Pachi!

Huh? It's "pactio".

Where ya going, Negi-kun?

Anya, why don't you join everybody?

We are at the beach, after all.

Oh, shut up!

You listening?

What she said back there was totally not true!

What do you mean "back there"?

I mean that stuff about me liking you or not!

What, that? Isn't that obvious?

Yo-You're not, like, in love with any of those pretty girls, are you?

Eh?!

Of course not! I mean, they're my students!

I wonder about that.

Whatever. I won't force you to go back home right this second.

Really?

Oh, that's a relief.

I may not be taking him back home right this second,

but from what I saw this morning,

it's obvious that this place is gonna be a problem for his training!

I guess I've just gotta keep an eye on him myself.

Well, now that that's settled, let's head back!

Hey, don't yank my arm like that!

Come on!

Wait, Negi!

I'm terribly sorry.

Our guest count increased rather unexpectedly, so we were unable to prepare enough rooms...

So I'm afraid you'll all have to sleep together in this deluxe room.

No, it's okay. It's our fault, anyway...

Heck, this room's a lot more fun!

Good job, Ma'am!

By the way, be careful if you're going to sleep by Negi-kun.

Sometimes he can't sleep without the warmth of his big sis.

So every so often he snuggles up with whoever's next to him.

Konoka-san!

That's the first I've heard of this!

Ew!

I never knew Negi-sensei had such an embarrassingly cute habit.

This is our chance!

Now I'll have to watch over him extra carefully to make sure nothing stupid happens like it did this morning.

Whoever wins this battle gets to sleep next to Negi-sensei!

Pillow fight!

It sure has been a while since we had a pillow fight, hasn't it, Ojou-sama?

So, Set-chan. You wanna share a futon tonight?

I-I-I...

Will you all knock it off and go to sleep?!

So, it ended up with no one winning, huh?

They all just crashed.

Well, I guess it must be tiring making such a racket all day long.

Sleep time.

As if I would sleep, you fool.

Now then, all we need to do is figure out how to get next to Negi-kun.

Now, let's do this right.

"Right?" How do we do that?

Wh-What's up with this hostile air?

Are these girls really planning to get next to Negi?

Alright... as naturally as possible...

I'll just feign reckless sleeping habits as I move towards Negi-sensei...

Ugh. They are serious.

Wh-What do I do?

Toilet...

Oh, he's going to the bathroom.

Wait! Negi, stop!

What the heck are you doing?!

Ah! I didn't mean to do that!

W-What is this? It's like botamochi falling from the shelves.

Go right ahead, Negi-sensei.

Please use my chest as your cush-

Sorry, Iincho! I was sleeping in a bad position!

What kind of position is that?!

Yeah right!

Negi-kun's mine now!

Ahh!

Come to me, Negi-kun!

Anya Overhead Kick!

What are you doing to Negi-sensei, you little wretch?!

He can handle it!

He's still asleep...

What, is he hibernating?

I-I-I...

This is our chance, Nodoka! It's our botamochi!

P-Please, you first.

Umm... okay.

A-Alright, Negi-sensei.

I've never done this before, but... but...

I will not allow him to be stolen from us!

Ahh!

Nodoka!

God, you guys look like nice older girls, but you're all perverts!

Age gaps mean nothing before love!

Geez, it's noisy in here.

W-What the heck happened here?

I don't know, but my body aches all over.

I think I have a lump on my head, too.

Oh, I am so suing!

And I'm going to ruin their asses online!

Wait! It was a dream! Of course! No doubt about it! A dream!