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This is so exciting!

We haven't been to the sad club in ages.

There has been way too much merriment around here lately.

Pants or tights, Mama? Tights!

What about these boots, Dad?

Those boots were made for walking, Mama!

You know, I think I prefer the pants, Dad.

We're off, kid.

To the sad club for a night of sheer unhappiness.

But can we go in to babysit on us?

Uh, well, uh, the babysitter, of course.

Uh -oh.

You was gonna leave us home alone?

What's the holdup, Dad?

Let's go, let's go!

Uh, we forgot to get a babysitter.

Oh!

Oh -ho -ho!

Oh! Yeah, we could, uh, look after ourselves.

Well, I don't think that's a...

Boys and girls now.

I'll be the babysitter.

No, I am the babysitter. I am the oldest and the most mature.

Oh, yes, well, I am the biggest.

She has a point, chicken. She is huge.

Now cow.

But I'm 11 years old. I'm the biggest.

No, I am.

I am. No, me.

Me.

Let's be fair about this. Okay, chicken, hop on.

Cow, your turn.

Wow,

cow's biggest.

Looks like she's your new babysitter, chicken.

Now, chicken, you're to do whatever the babysitter tells you.

He's already eaten it.

Cow, what are all you stupid...

Do your homework.