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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:12,630 Hey, honey. 2 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:21,010 Well, um... Looks like there's been a change of plans. 3 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:29,050 Um... Well, I'm not gonna be going out tonight, after all. 4 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:33,410 Big surprise, right? 5 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:37,970 When do I ever get out? 6 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,570 Would anyone ever want to spend time with me? 7 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:51,650 It's so silly. 8 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:58,370 I... You know, it was all for nothing. I went shopping yesterday and I bought a 9 00:00:58,370 --> 00:00:59,710 new dress and... 10 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:24,160 But maybe I just... Maybe I'm just getting too old for 11 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,160 this. 12 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,920 Oh, honey. 13 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,280 You're just saying that. 14 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:42,820 I shouldn't even be talking like this in front of you. I mean, why would my son 15 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:43,820 want to hear this? 16 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,700 It helps to be able to talk to someone you know. 17 00:01:54,440 --> 00:02:01,200 I feel like, you know, you're really the only person in my life who really cares 18 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,200 how I feel. 19 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,120 I didn't really want to tell you this. 20 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:18,140 But seeing as it's not going to happen 21 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,140 anyway... 22 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:25,240 Just to tell you the truth, I was going to go on a date tonight, sweetie. 23 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:33,660 And I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to be 24 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:40,620 overly protective or feel like I don't love you anymore. 25 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:48,360 It's been a really long time since I fell in love. 26 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:05,910 This is just the exact opposite. It's all... I don't expect you to understand, 27 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:13,130 but... Not calling a 28 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:18,490 woman when you're supposed to be on a date with her, it's... 29 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,060 age, aren't you? 30 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,680 I know you're interested in girls at school. 31 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,600 And promise me one thing. 32 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:43,520 That you will never do this to a girl, okay? 33 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:52,600 It's just... It's just... I 34 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:59,200 don't feel like I deserve this kind of thing. And maybe I should stop trying. 35 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:04,680 Because I'm too old or... too, um... 36 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,540 ugly or something. 37 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:13,940 Sweetie. 38 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,500 Honey. Can I ask you a question? 39 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,220 If, um... 40 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:36,140 Let's say that you weren't my son Would 41 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:41,780 you want to go on a date with me? 42 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:51,900 What I mean is... Am I attractive? 43 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,560 Sweetie, um... 44 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,920 silly asking these things. 45 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,180 And I feel like you're just saying that because I'm your mother. 46 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,620 You are, aren't you? You just don't want to see me sad anymore. 47 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,100 Come here. 48 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,400 You're just so sweet. You know that, kiddo? 49 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,380 You are. You're making me feel so much better, baby. 50 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,000 You really think I'm pretty enough to go on a date with, huh? 51 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:45,640 So, what would we do on this date? 52 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,680 Would we go to the movies? 53 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,560 Go to a nice dinner? Maybe we can do this for real. 54 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,200 Go on a date together? 55 00:05:56,240 --> 00:06:00,000 Or we could go to the beach and have a picnic. 56 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:08,980 kiss me? 57 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,660 That's not really what I meant, sweetie. 58 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:24,820 I mean, you know, because you're my son. 59 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:26,140 I 60 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:35,080 mean, 61 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,840 what kind of other things would you want to do? 62 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,660 Is this what you think you would do with the girls at school if you were on a 63 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,660 date with them? 64 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,240 Well, why would you want to do that with your old mother anyway? 65 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,960 Right? 66 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,320 Don't you want to be with those young women? 67 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,120 Those young, skinny women. 68 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:16,040 I can't really compare, sweetie. 69 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,000 You don't have to say that just to make me feel good, you know? 70 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:29,570 and I didn't go out on a date tonight. 71 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:36,330 Now I'm just... I'm old and I'm fat. 72 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,530 And that's all there is to it. 73 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:41,850 Yes, I am, sweetie. 74 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:45,790 Okay. Now I think you're full of it. 75 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,210 Well, I am. 76 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:54,870 Well, how do you explain me having to buy bigger bras and bigger panties then? 77 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:58,530 Is it just my breasts and my ass? that are getting bigger? 78 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,170 You don't believe me? 79 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,310 Hmm. 80 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,970 How do I convince you? 81 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:10,550 Good idea. 82 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:14,590 Okay, I am going to sit on your lap. 83 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:16,790 Yep. 84 00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:20,150 And if I'm too heavy, you have to tell me. 85 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:23,270 Okay? 86 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,670 And then we'll know that I'm right. 87 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:35,549 Can you, um... I can't sit down all the way. Can you take off your belt? 88 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:37,950 It's poking me a little bit. 89 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,190 Here, let me help you. 90 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:44,169 Okay. 91 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,470 Alright. Are you ready? 92 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:49,290 I don't think you are, sweetie. 93 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:51,510 Okay. 94 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:57,590 Well? 95 00:09:03,530 --> 00:09:08,290 Am I too heavy? Am I hurting you at all? 96 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:15,710 Because I feel like I am. I feel like I'm just kind of smooshing you into the 97 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:16,710 bath. 98 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,810 It's kind of uncomfortable, isn't it? Let me rearrange. 99 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:23,590 Okay. 100 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:25,450 There, there. 101 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,150 That's a little better. 102 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:29,370 Okay. 103 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,030 There. Now you should be able to tell. 104 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,850 Well, let me know. 105 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,570 Is your mother too big? 106 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,710 Sweetie? 107 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,250 Sweetheart? 108 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,770 Am I crushing you? 109 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,550 What's up on your face? 110 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,190 Oh, I must be. 111 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:03,570 I must be hurting you right now. 112 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:10,910 You're not talking and I should have known. This is a really... This is a 113 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:16,830 idea. I'm sorry, sweetie. I should have known that I'd be far too heavy to sit 114 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,170 on your little potty. 115 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,990 Really? 116 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,770 Are you sure? 117 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:38,460 heavy for you are you sure you know what 118 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:44,360 i think i think you're just making that up i think you're full of it you're just 119 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,880 trying to make your mother feel better so i'm not so sad all night long that's 120 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,820 what i think oh i should have known what 121 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:57,020 are you doing sweetie 122 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,820 You like it when I sit on you? 123 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,420 Now you're going too far. 124 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,080 You think you like it, huh? 125 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:16,280 Well, I don't think you'll like it when I bounce on you. 126 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,900 Hmm? Do you like it now? 127 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280 I think I'm too heavy for you. 128 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,440 Do you like it? 129 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,610 Do you like that too? 130 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:08,550 I'm gonna move just a little bit like this. 131 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,330 Feels good? 132 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,660 Honey? 133 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,500 Are you sure I'm not hurting? 134 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:58,450 It'll feel good. 135 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Are you sure? 136 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,540 Do you trust me? 137 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,960 I'm gonna do something that's gonna feel really good. 138 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:12,660 You just lay there, okay? 139 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,120 like that too. 140 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440 Thank you. 141 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:17,910 Okay, I know. 142 00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:52,630 you can go to sleep just lay down on top of it 9615

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