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Hey, honey.

Well, um... Looks like there's been a change of plans.

Um... Well, I'm not gonna be going out tonight, after all.

Big surprise, right?

When do I ever get out?

Would anyone ever want to spend time with me?

It's so silly.

I... You know, it was all for nothing. I went shopping yesterday and I bought a

new dress and...

But maybe I just... Maybe I'm just getting too old for

this.

Oh, honey.

You're just saying that.

I shouldn't even be talking like this in front of you. I mean, why would my son

want to hear this?

It helps to be able to talk to someone you know.

I feel like, you know, you're really the only person in my life who really cares

how I feel.

I didn't really want to tell you this.

But seeing as it's not going to happen

anyway...

Just to tell you the truth, I was going to go on a date tonight, sweetie.

And I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to be

overly protective or feel like I don't love you anymore.

It's been a really long time since I fell in love.

This is just the exact opposite. It's all... I don't expect you to understand,

but... Not calling a

woman when you're supposed to be on a date with her, it's...

age, aren't you?

I know you're interested in girls at school.

And promise me one thing.

That you will never do this to a girl, okay?

It's just... It's just... I

don't feel like I deserve this kind of thing. And maybe I should stop trying.

Because I'm too old or... too, um...

ugly or something.

Sweetie.

Honey. Can I ask you a question?

If, um...

Let's say that you weren't my son Would

you want to go on a date with me?

What I mean is... Am I attractive?

Sweetie, um...

silly asking these things.

And I feel like you're just saying that because I'm your mother.

You are, aren't you? You just don't want to see me sad anymore.

Come here.

You're just so sweet. You know that, kiddo?

You are. You're making me feel so much better, baby.

You really think I'm pretty enough to go on a date with, huh?

So, what would we do on this date?

Would we go to the movies?

Go to a nice dinner? Maybe we can do this for real.

Go on a date together?

Or we could go to the beach and have a picnic.

kiss me?

That's not really what I meant, sweetie.

I mean, you know, because you're my son.

I

mean,

what kind of other things would you want to do?

Is this what you think you would do with the girls at school if you were on a

date with them?

Well, why would you want to do that with your old mother anyway?

Right?

Don't you want to be with those young women?

Those young, skinny women.

I can't really compare, sweetie.

You don't have to say that just to make me feel good, you know?

and I didn't go out on a date tonight.

Now I'm just... I'm old and I'm fat.

And that's all there is to it.

Yes, I am, sweetie.

Okay. Now I think you're full of it.

Well, I am.

Well, how do you explain me having to buy bigger bras and bigger panties then?

Is it just my breasts and my ass? that are getting bigger?

You don't believe me?

Hmm.

How do I convince you?

Good idea.

Okay, I am going to sit on your lap.

Yep.

And if I'm too heavy, you have to tell me.

Okay?

And then we'll know that I'm right.

Can you, um... I can't sit down all the way. Can you take off your belt?

It's poking me a little bit.

Here, let me help you.

Okay.

Alright. Are you ready?

I don't think you are, sweetie.

Okay.

Well?

Am I too heavy? Am I hurting you at all?

Because I feel like I am. I feel like I'm just kind of smooshing you into the

bath.

It's kind of uncomfortable, isn't it? Let me rearrange.

Okay.

There, there.

That's a little better.

Okay.

There. Now you should be able to tell.

Well, let me know.

Is your mother too big?

Sweetie?

Sweetheart?

Am I crushing you?

What's up on your face?

Oh, I must be.

I must be hurting you right now.

You're not talking and I should have known. This is a really... This is a

idea. I'm sorry, sweetie. I should have known that I'd be far too heavy to sit

on your little potty.

Really?

Are you sure?

heavy for you are you sure you know what

i think i think you're just making that up i think you're full of it you're just

trying to make your mother feel better so i'm not so sad all night long that's

what i think oh i should have known what

are you doing sweetie

You like it when I sit on you?

Now you're going too far.

You think you like it, huh?

Well, I don't think you'll like it when I bounce on you.

Hmm? Do you like it now?

I think I'm too heavy for you.

Do you like it?

Do you like that too?

I'm gonna move just a little bit like this.

Feels good?

Honey?

Are you sure I'm not hurting?

It'll feel good.

Are you sure?

Do you trust me?

I'm gonna do something that's gonna feel really good.

You just lay there, okay?

like that too.

Thank you.

Okay, I know.

you can go to sleep just lay down on top of it