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Ciao from China. Welcome back to my OF life.

Based on my tone, you can hear that I am fucking pissed off.

Fucking pissed off. Why am I pissed off?

Why am I pissed off? Um, if you can read the title.

I need some motherfucking dick, bitch.

I need some cock.

No fucking sex for what, how long?

Yesterday. Did I even tag you?

Yesterday. So, 24 hours.

And, um, so, yeah.

Hi, you guys.

Hi. So, just to make sure that it's not from, um, a lack of

sugar and stuff in my system, we need to eat. So, can you bring, actually, the

watermelon over as well?

Because, honestly...

I have been a little, a little rude, haven't I?

What did you bring me?

I brought you watermelon.

Watermelon, okay, and? Some taco beans, some vegan Heinz taco beans.

Remember the taco yesterday?

Yeah. It was your taco.

Are you going somewhere?

No, that's too fancy.

Not that I know.

So what just happened?

So she just put these pants on and what?

What just happened? Tell me more.

The pink leggings in question. Oh my gosh, she's getting me to dress like a

fucking frog.

Pink Amazonian frog.

Some leggings.

Some jackets. So I told him to wear some...

I'm happy you're back, Michelle and Coach. Hi, J -Pop.

I'm glad to see you too. You're back.

G -Boy is in the chat.

So, where are the pink leggings?

I don't know.

I feel the shame of seeing them around again.

Yeah. I was being a bit mean.

I'm so pissed.

Why are you pissed?

So, how do I get out when I'm like this?

Tell me more how you get out.

Sexually frustrated. Yeah, how'd I get even I grow I grow What

else

It's about it

Yeah,

you

want some J -pop says

I just got back just tonight from traveling. So I'm going to eat first.

You guys, if you want to see the mukbang, I'll eat before I get

Some veggie meat. I want some nut meat. I want some nut meat.

And another thing is, my period is coming up, so my boobs are actually

bigger because they're sore.

So if you guys are wondering.

A period of time.

Um, BigDigDaddy, uh, is this the Adelaidean, says, you still agree to my

What's your offer?

Text in a while. Hmm?

We have cycling nudes in the chat.

This is good. This is, uh... Yeah.

You write them?

Yeah, tackle them.

I think I nailed it pretty good.

I don't... I've never had a taco.

You've never had a taco? I've never had a hard shell taco.

What? Really?

And I feel like I'm talking like this because I'm so... So what?

We're going to have to get some tacos.

Wait, you do actually have hard shell tacos.

Well, I did until I found the pigeons.

Oh, you gave it to the pigeons.

Yeah.

God says you must need a good if you're eating baked beans.

So, how does that mean? How does that correlate?

I need to catch up on your new posts on your socials now that I'm back. Oh, J

-Pop.

I haven't been that active because, honestly.

Haven't been feeling the best but I'm slowly slowly getting back together like

the other days my eyes were all swollen up My nose was all blocked because of

allergies and stuff, but now I feel much better But if you watch the videos,

you'll see that my eyes are actually swollen and it was even hard to put a

contact in my eye, so yeah

I should bring another spoon.

Good.

So, when does the sun set?

Sun sets around... Oh, let's get it back on. Because, yeah, we need to get the

lighting. Let's get accurate.

Sunset today is... 747.

747.

I'm fucking pissed.

So, yeah.

I was out walking, and every time I walked out, I was planning to go to the

library and do some colouring because I was not feeling great.

But I... I returned back.

I don't want to tell you because you're right here. Go away.

I can't hear my... I've got water in my ears. It's blocked.

It's like a piece of watermelon.

Yes.

No, go away because now I can't see it. Okay.

So... No, come back.

But cover your ears.

Someone says your ears are bigger than dumbbells.

I don't know.

Anyways, so I packed my bag to go to the library.

I said, I'm not going to the post office with you.

I said, I'm going to the library.

Took a detour.

Checked out the charity shop because I was like, hmm.

Let's see. They're actually open ones. So I walked in, saw a pair of orange

heels.

Too big.

And it was just, like, such a lame charity shop. Like, what they had in

right now. It was just so lame.

It was, like, all baggy, baggy, baggy, large clothes like that.

They, like, you know?

And so I just walked out. And I was like, you know what? I'm just fucking

pissed.

I need to come back.

I need to come back.

Because something was tingling.

And I was like, I was already really pissed.

So I was like, I'm going to come back. I'm going to go to the library because I

did bring my charger. I'll come back.

So I decided to come back.

But I still didn't do anything.

So the next time we went for the next walk, I was so pissed.

That's right.

Now you know.

We know.

We know that.

Did you know that?

Yeah.

So it was just like signs were just calling me to come back. So I was like,

come back.

But then after that happened, we started doing this.

Yes.

And that was the leggings thing. That's right.

But I still didn't. Yeah, I'm not so sure. Yeah, because.

because i've been um my skin's been a bit sensitive okay so you're touching my

boobs that was already like i made it like because they're really sore right

sore as an inside as well sore but

yeah so they're so

weird you're not cannot touch look when i touch So they're sore, but also don't

like to be held right now or to have any stimulation.

That's really interesting.

Yeah, and that happens to me.

So that's funny because I can't relate to that.

Yeah, you can't relate to hormonal fluctuations. I can talk about

but in terms of breast tenderness, it's like, hmm.

Yeah, you can just flick your nipples up and down, up and down all day.

But for me, it's like, I don't even want to touch it. Like, they're very puffy

right now.

I think you've got to undo it if I can't really see.

I don't know, I think I'll take a bit more.

Yeah, so you can keep it.

That'll be good.

And I'm just keeping it like this.

Dipping it all the way up.

Keep it.

And, so yeah.

You may have taken it personally, but it's not.

It's just, uh.

Sometimes you do.

Yeah.

Bring the beans!

I want everything accessible even if I'm not eating it. I want the resources

here. I'll do the stable table for this.

The iron table was amazing. So we found an iron table and then we're going to do

some of the three skits on that. That would be amazing.

Maybe, because you can... You can get a... You can fucking get that.

To you.

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

So, I want everything close to me right now. I don't know what it is.

Even if I'm not using it.

Accessibility. I think it's, yeah.

I need to see the resources here.

Resources. Like a pigeon.

The pigeon there, like a pigeon's there.

I think it makes people happy when they have food and water and they're so well.

This is crazy.

Yeah, but that's a...

Female instinct as well.

100%. I need my resources.

You need your nest.

Where's my nest?

This is your nest, isn't it?

Quigs over there.

Your fevers down there.

Legs in the corner.

Mark says no man should take that personally.

This girl body is doing their thing and we just have to listen to it.

I tell you don't take it personally.

Yeah.

It feels really... bad like i don't know why but just like like

even even your facial hair sometimes that's why i'm like oh

yeah sometimes i have a very strong reaction to it yeah

so and sometimes i really like them i don't like it now it's interesting isn't

it is your favorite thing on the entire stalls why But if Harry Styles

is here, he wouldn't give you a kiss. Oh, no. No.

That must have been sensitive.

Why would I kiss him?

Because he's got that Watermelon Sugar song.

Watermelon Sugar.

No. Watermelon Sugar. No, I don't have that.

Are you being serious?

Yeah. I don't have that. The Watermelon Sugar song.

Are we playing Kiss Him or Not?

Kiss Him or Not. Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Okay, let's film them.

Let's film celebrities.

Oh, you.

I think we can go on with that. Well, no, we can't. I don't think we're going

talk about people.

Ah, true, you're right.

You're right.

Are we? No, I don't think we should mention that. It's a good point. Good

We shouldn't do that.

But what we could say is, hypothetical, your celebrity, you know,

crush, is over here now.

And then if we could go on, what would you say about that?

So, a bit censory right now.

I wonder if you would.

I mean, it also depends on the stubbliness of it as well. Yeah, like

real sandpapery stubble.

Sandpapery stubble. Or would the female brain make an exception?

Well,

are you a collaborative?

Damn right I am. Okay, then walk in the door.

Walk in.

If you're what I do.

Knock as well as my office, bitch.

Come in. You're ready to foot in the door.

Collaborate is walking in.

Swagger. Hey, Michelle from China.

Give us a kiss.

Give us a kiss.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Watermelon, sugar, melons.

That's something big.

Michelle is definitely ADHD -like.

Oversimulation can be too much, but also need all the food around to know it.

Haha, the sheriff going to the city. Haha.

So, um, no bitch.

Cowboy.

Bring the cowboy hat. I got a cowboy hat yesterday, J -Pop.

G -Boy. Hi, G -Boy.

These are really good. I thought I wanted something, um...

Avery.

Coach giving Bogan vibes today with his fly undone.

Bogan.

Oh, my God.

You're so self -amboyant.

Can you put those pink leggings on for me?

Screenshot it and put it out there. Whatever.

And that's great. No, it's not good.

That's not good.

Why not? Well, it's the number one weight loss coach when he wears a

And? And?

The leggings show off the leanness.

Oh, they show off all the body parts as well. That's fine.

Um, yeah.

It's friendly here.

It's friendly here. It's not for the internet.

Give the video a like if you want to see the pink leggings.

I need to add the wig as well.

Hey, let me put this on.

I didn't want to see the leggings on me.

I looked cuter in it yesterday.

Kiss me then. Kiss me.

Can you go slowly?

Because I'm still like... When was the last time you kissed?

Yesterday.

Yeah. Last night. Exactly. So my lip skin is on. I need them.

Okay.

See guys?

I don't know what it is.

I got the ick.

I got the ick.

Here you go.

No, don't take this personally.

What? My skin is just sensitive.

He's leaning in for the kiss. I've got the... I've got the... Okay,

come again.

It's not healthy.

Oh, I need to burp. You need to burp as a baby's up.

Mm -hmm. Beautiful lips.

Really? Yeah.

The kissable lips. Beautiful.

Do I look like Lady Gaga?

You look like her. Guys, can you guys compliment me?

Yeah. Narcissist. Send me compliments, please.

Narcissist requested. Make me feel better.

Narcissistic supplier.

Don't learn.

Let me see some poses.

Yee -haw.

Yee -haw, cowgirl.

Let me put something around your neck. Yeah, a lasso. Or I could be a bit

We do an imaginary one there.

That is very sassy and cute hat.

Tilt.

Mm -hmm.

But the only bad thing is that it's so loose. I think they made it loose.

So it can fit everyone? Yeah.

Which is cool. Every time I do this, I can't even do the cowboy dance without

shuffling around. You can't even jump over a bike rack.

Wait.

I think it's good that they've done that.

Is it?

I think my head's a bit bigger than yours.

Your head as well. So I think my head's a bit bigger than yours.

Your head doesn't look bigger than mine. My head looks bigger than yours. No, it

doesn't. Yeah, it does.

No way. It's much bigger. It's a big walnut.

Maybe my face is bigger.

No. How can you have a bigger face and a small head?

How can you have a small face and a big head? Because your stuff can be

concentrated. It's not like someone squishes you on a phone screen and it's

like... Big head, small face.

It's very possible.

We all have concentrated features. Concentrated features, there we go.

I don't know, but I feel like mine is bigger than yours.

Okay.

Which I've learned to embrace.

No, I think you have faces. You've definitely got a smaller face. It's just

because your face is more youthful. But my face is more etched.

Look at my cheekbones.

We'll have to get some big vernier calipers.

You've got a fucking huge face.

It's fucking massive.

I asked for compliments.

I think it's just because you've got a youthful look, a glowing look. So it's a

very symmetrical pronounced face.

So you stand out a lot.

Trying to get into my pants.

Yes, symmetrical features.

So it stands out.

You have standout features like nose, eyes. Do I? Yeah.

You don't think I look like most of the other people out there?

No, you definitely don't. Definitely one look at you, you remember the face

forever. Oh, for real?

Really? 100%. 100%. Like an unforgettable look. Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Just on his bald little feet.

Do you also have an unforgettable look?

Yeah. Like his crack head.

Unforgettable. All jokes aside, you definitely do have a look of like, you

forget the face.

Okay, when you... Yeah, forget the look.

Because you guys may have never seen me walk around in the street, but... I say,

like, you walked far away from me and you saw me walking.

You're going to recognize me.

And that's even happened before. You've been wearing, you know, nighttime, you

know, wearing certain outfits. Is it the way I walk?

It's the way you walk.

How do I walk? Yeah, your gait. Gait.

Can you do me?

So this is a compliment hour for me.

I can't do your walk. I don't know. Can you try a little bit? Oh, we can try.

What happened to the knees?

My legs don't walk out like this.

Bandy legs.

Bandy legs. Snake legs.

You walk like a bandy leg. No, the beans!

Thank goodness I lost it the whole thing.

Doc. Colored.

No, the beans and spell guys.

Okay, okay. That's not how I walk.

I can't copy your walk, but yeah, you're easily identified, for sure.

Okay, what emotions does it evoke? Does my walk and my presence evoke?

Testicular emotions.

No, like, I want to hear, like, um, what are the assumptions?

Oof.

She's DTF.

DTF, down to fuck?

Down to fight.

Down to fight?

Oh, really?

Down to fuck.

Oh.

Oh, wait a minute.

Yeah, down to friendly.

Say again?

What was that one?

Because I just instantly did that. Yeah.

So it could be DTF.

Huh? Could be DTF, either way.

Down to fuck and down to fight? Yeah.

Down to fuck. Let me just clear this up.

Me pushing him away right now is because of my skin sensitivity.

So I don't want someone to take this the wrong way. Just saying that.

Yeah. High energy presence. That's what I see anyways.

Self -assuredness. Lean back, baby. Show us those lips.

Strut like a model of confidence.

Michelle walks like a penguin.

I wouldn't recognize you if you were walking out in Florida.

Michelle does have her unique look, one of a kind.

You have beautiful cheeks, love your smile.

How long have you lived in Australia? Papa Silk!

I've never heard of this, Papa Silk.

How long have I been living in Australia?

How long have I been living in Australia?

December last year. I like November last year. For like 11 months.

And, is it Australian?

And, how do you say and?

And. And.

So what type of Australian accent do you have?

Me? Yeah. I've got a South Australian, Bogan, Aussie accent. Bogan. Public

school.

Public school, really?

I'm just kidding. I do hard labour. I ain't afraid to get dirty.

Okay, so can you do... I ain't afraid to work hard. Can you do Burnside, posh

accent then?

Burnside. I went to private school. I went to potty grammar.

Probably grammar. That was a bit more of an English accent.

I can't really do the coffee accents that well. I don't think about that

Okay, so your accent is actually like Bogan.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

I went to a public school down south.

Did you?

From the streets.

Yeah. Did you see a lot of things growing up?

Yeah. Yeah, I saw a lot of things growing up. Yeah, that's really

Yeah, for sure. So I guess that shapes my accent.

It shapes my view of the world, for sure.

Papa Silk says, where did you live previously?

You can answer for me.

Ireland.

Ireland. Yeah, Ireland. Well, for a month. Paul Hogan accent. For a month.

month, I was in China.

Yeah.

Hogan is an Irish name. And then we did, we went to China, and then we went to

Hong Kong, and we went to Thailand, so that's been 11 months straight.

oh that's true that's true that's true it's three months away yeah we were

months away basically so i've been here for what's the math it'd be three months

june july august eight months it's really interesting the july august is

september so yeah it'd be three months for you three months yeah 11 weeks for

i'm actually from south australia as well nice that's crazy i say

great

I feel interesting of all the people on the live stream.

You've got a couple of South Australians in here.

That's really interesting. Is it because of the timing?

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Because it's 6 .51.

So look at the world clock.

Today was very rainy down here.

It wasn't very rainy.

So the time in... J -Pop says, I'm a night owl.

UK, it's in the morning.

Kind of me too.

8am.

12 midnight in the la uh told you he was bogan brits and aussies are very

similar yeah so the morning time seems like peak

us time that's true yeah so it's like yeah like seven o 'clock in the morning

like three o 'clock but but j -pop is here yeah because he says he's a night

yeah well j -pop where's j -pop from again he is from with no he's not from

wisconsin

He's from one of those... I think he is from Wisconsin.

Is it Wisconsin?

Wisconsin, Connecticut, that type of vibe.

Yeah.

You had it, Wisconsin.

Perfect for me in New Zealand, El Poma.

El Poma.

Fuck, you have a lot of shoes. Just notice them all, Papa Silk.

That's not a lot of shoes.

That's not a lot. No, that's just a fraction.

Sunshine Coast presents.

What's your favorite sex position?

Jed asked.

I love these questions, guys. Keep them coming.

It's like such a... It's like a pre -match.

Answer it.

I've got to think. I like all positions with you, but definitely...

Oh, God, it's a tough one, babes, but... I'm going to

say, off the top of my head, doggy style.

Give me a big cream pie and doggy. That means he doesn't... People said if he

only hits you from the back, he's not interested.

That's not true.

Because he can't... Because he doesn't want to look at your face. And the next

one is missionary.

I think it's because you calm so much in doggy. That's what I like.

That's why you

see

me right patting around, don't you?

Okay. Answer for me. What's my favorite?

I would say doggy. That's not true.

And missionary.

That's not true.

It's not true.

Which one is it then?

It's standing.

Standing?

Yeah.

Okay. Don't lie.

No.

Is that my favorite? Why?

Why isn't it your favorite? Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know that.

Yeah. I think it's hard to get full, deep, deeper understanding, potentially.

And it's hard for me to get in.

Papa Silk says, what's your age?

My age? I'm 48.

Oh.

And JP says, if I was with Michelle, I would love having her ride me on top

until she comes.

Yeah.

Joey Pizza says, East Coast, USA here, 322 AM.

Anyways, I'm glad that you guys came and brought your dick because I did say in

a post, like, bring your dick.

So, do we have any girls in the chat?

What about standing but facing each other? Michelle, legs wrapped around.

a hot one. I've done that before.

Uh, we have.

When?

Actually, no, let's not talk about it because you're ruining it.

I don't know if that's legal.

Okay.

Is that legal?

Maybe not.

Ask me another question, please. I want to talk about myself.

Me?

Everyone. Everyone in the room. Everyone, all the cock owners here,

What is your favorite position, then?

What's my favorite position?

My favorite position is C -E -O, bitch.

C -E -fucking -O.

C -E -O, bitch. Stands for Calming Every Opportunity.

That's right.

C -E -O.

Okay, ask me another question. Do you like being banged? Do I?

Yes. Yes?

Yes. Oh.

It's a position.

Didn't answer it.

CEO.

Michelle, does dirty talk turn you on during sex? Does dirty talk turn you on

during sex?

Definitely.

Next question.

Do you like to be side fucked while he spoons you?

Yes.

Scissor fuck. Do you enjoy being chalked?

Chalked. Yes.

Chalk.

Okay.

Next.

I want to talk about myself.

Well, I also want to hear your answer as well.

Yeah. Can you?

Can you ask me a question?

Ask me. What's your family position?

What's your family position?

Why are you asking that?

You should ask me a question.

A lot of people ask me the question.

You didn't answer it yet.

Why are you asking me that? Ask me a question. Why are you asking me

Romanese. She's from Romanese.

Michelle, what is a sexual fantasy of yours?

Tell me.

I can't mention one to you.

Okay, do another one then.

Another fantasy?

Yeah, nothing to do with...

Everything's

a fantasy, isn't it?

Potentially.

You can do the iron board. That's a fantasy, isn't it? Yeah.

I'd say that's... So I want to do an iron board masseuse. I think the beach,

private beaches, that's allowed, isn't it?

Perhaps.

I mean, you like face masks as well.

Yeah. Which type of face mask are you thinking of?

Facial. Face mask. Face mask.

Like Uncle Chester.

Get your Halloween stuff out of here.

No, I mean, I mean, like, a mud mask.

Mud mask?

Yeah, like, like, like, cosmetic mask.

Okay. No, I'm just kidding.

A COVID mask.

COVID mask?

Or balaclava.

Yeah, I like that one.

Okay, I was just thinking about the face mask. I was talking about a masquerade

mask. Yeah, cool.

I want to go to a masquerade. Yeah.

What color dress do you think I should wear for a masquerade?

Anything.

Yeah, all the dresses.

All the good dresses.

Papa says you should make some

joy.

Jerk off instruction?

Yeah. I've never done this.

I've never done this. And I don't.

Actually, I don't.

I don't think I'd be a natural at it. I bet you would be.

Because I don't really watch those videos. I don't learn it from anyone

Right now, if I do that, I'll be very mean.

Some people like that. Yeah, some people like that.

Some people like that.

It's a beauty of these things.

Everyone's fancies or kinks can be a variety of things.

Some people like the same things. Some people like a different difference.

Like if I...

If I had to do one right now, it would be deg.

Deg? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Because I'm so mean right now. I like that you like that.

Baseman says, are you open to a threesome?

Am I open to a threesome?

What's your answer to that?

Do you think I would be?

I am. Maybe you almost thought she was going to.

Yeah.

So we've done that before.

Does this hurt?

No, it doesn't hurt.

Really?

Where is all the sensation?

Here? Yeah, when you touch it, when you shake it. I want to punch it.

So it's all over?

Yeah, when you shake it.

Oh, really?

Yeah. What, like, is it like fireworks?

What is it? It's not fireworks. It's like a pleasant morning sensation.

Really? Yeah.

Be ready for breathing.

So, like, what stops it from when you run?

I think because when you're running, your heart rate's up with your legs

pumping. Oh, what about when you're cycling?

Same thing, you have the blood searching for your legs.

You never?

Nah.

Oh.

Really?

No, I mean, strings for me around.

It's starting to kill you.

Really? Yeah.

What if you were riding a dildo as well?

Definitely not.

Huh? Definitely not, then.

Oh.

Okay,

Mark asks, have you ever had a finger in your butt, both of you? Have you ever

had a finger up your ass?

No.

Really? Yeah.

Be honest.

Be honest.

Be honest.

Be genuinely honest. I'm honest. I don't know what you're trying to do.

It's not something to be ashamed of. That's not something to be ashamed of.

But, yes, I've done it. You've tried doing it.

Let's do it now.

Answer for me, have I ever? No, I've never.

How big is Dior?

Stand up, then.

Stand up.

So how tall are you?

183, 6 foot.

And what are your special talents?

Having fun.

You look like a hired special fun person.

Yeah.

Okay. Gordon says, hey June Ryder, does vegan pussy taste better?

Yes.

Um, wasn't sex on the bit?

Yes, that's one as well.

I don't know if I can say that. How many inches, you said?

When I'm full, correct, seven inches long.

A bit over seven inches. A bit over seven inches.

And six.

Six.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Four years.

And what about the ball size?

I don't know. The ball size can vary from day to day.

Yeah, but testicle size, I want to fucking know.

I don't know.

Your ball?

Where's my measuring tape?

So I'm going to measure how heavy his balls are.

Yeah, cut them off and chuck them on the scales.

Where the coals, chuck them off and then weigh them on the scales.

So... They're about like... 250 grams.

No, 200 grams.

No?

200 grams?

Is this including the skin?

Well... If you're including the...

The extra substances inside, not just the white stuff, but also the pinky

The dark pink stuff, then it's going to be very heavy.

Yeah. Bring it closer.

I need to show Maya from Taggy and Maya.

So.

See, this is getting in the way.

I'd say it's like maybe 190.

$190 to $200.

$196.

And how much is this bowl for?

Is it done by the grams or what?

Yeah, by the gram. So how much is it?

$0 .10 a gram.

$19 .69.

Only $0 .10 a gram?

Yeah.

Where's my wallet?

Oh my god.

So yeah, the other day, we saw the Harley, um, dildo. Yeah, that's pretty

But on my story I said should I get it hey Okay

Joey says Michelle have you ever kissed another girl

I Feel like when I think I have a kiss another girl. Yes, there's no but I feel

like I have in a dream So that's why I think it's so real No, I've never have I

No, I've never kissed another girl.

Has there been opportunities to?

Have I ever had any lesbian encounters?

I don't really remember.

Have you ever had sex with another girl? No.

Are you going to share what your Halloween costume was? I don't remember

shared it. No, I haven't done it yet. It's been very rainy here, and I haven't

gone to wear my costume.

And the thing about Halloween in Australia is that it's not that big.

It's not a big deal.

There's not much Halloween stuff about, and neither is there a lot of Christmas

stuff. So the spirit is not there.

Yeah, do you know that's actually... An Irish thing.

I learned Irish.

In Ireland, it's so much better. Oh, yeah.

Because it's an Irish thing.

It would be so hot to another girl go down on you.

Do you think so as well?

Yeah.

Potential. For sure.

Me go down or they go down? What do you think would be hotter?

Biggest bus.

No, you gotta pick one.

Which one's hot? Um... I can't think of another one.

Hard to say.

Okay, you have to pick two videos.

We'll get two videos.

There's one video, me eating her out, or her eating me out. I'm going to pick

one of one.

Yeah.

You get me now, maybe. Really? Yeah. Are you being serious?

Yeah.

Really?

Hmm Michelle you need to be respectful to your daddy coach bitch bitch

No You think I'm more

of a good girl or bad girl

I've seen me like this before because the other time I was like this we just

went straight into it But this time you're actually seeing me

Measure how heavy his balls are by resting them on your tongue

On your tongue Like how

much force it takes to move it

It's heavy on my tongue.

My tongue is giving a rating of two kilograms.

Michelle is aggressively frisky today.

Papa Silk sent me a $20 tip.

Papa Silk, thank you so much.

He's the first tipper of the day.

Joey Pizza says, how do another girl eat you out with you hotter? Really?

Really?

Can you tell me something, please?

Tell you what?

Cowboy story.

Cowboy story?

Tell me.

Oh, there's a lot of stories to tell you.

Cowboy story.

I'm just enjoying this. I don't want to think. I just want to enjoy it.

But I want to use my brain.

Oof. Okay, you guys tell me things so I can read it.

I want to read.

Take it all the way down to the balls, Kung Fu says.

Kevin's laughing.

Should I?

What? Them taco beans.

What?

Taco beans.

Whatever.

Never do guns.

Once upon a time. So since I have no gag reflex, do I?

Yeah. Exactly.

Once upon a time, there was a cowboy who had his cock felt by a sexy

Asian girl named Michelle from China.

And his cock was so hard, it made the Asian girl gag.

I'm home.

You seem like such a teaser.

Am I? Put it in!

Please!

Hurry up!

Hurry the fuck up!

Fucking put it

in bitch

Okay, get out now.

I'm not too calm.

Yesterday.

Are you going to try not to come?

No.

Remember I stopped you before?

Do you remember?

read the comments though.

Michelle, you're feeling better now that you're getting your pussy filled with

hard cock.

I like that he's doing what I'm telling him to fucking do.

I'm not satisfied yet.

I love how direct you are about what you want.

Sometimes I do like that.

You can only do 20 pumps count

cowboy count

It's right now.

Oh my god, it's hard.

It's fu - I can't hold.

Oh my god.

You can't speak ism.

Oh my god.

Hug.

Okay, get out.

Okay,

do it

ten.

One.

One.

15, 2, 1.

15.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

Gosh, you have to start over.

1, 2.

three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Okay, that's it.

Oh, wow.

Make him wait for it.

How do you taste on Coach's cock?

I was, my first taste was, mm, pineapple.

So I'm gonna drink more pineapple juice. Okay.

Back in.

Eight times this time.

I'm gonna wash my fucking face.

Counting. One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven. Hey, ow!

I think I'm going to sneak it in. Look at you.

You guys want to see my face as well?

That's good. Okay.

Tony says you're fucking incredible.

Tony, hi!

I've never seen you before.

Did I say you can get inside?

You're an inside criminal.

Let me show you my face. I'm pissed off.

Cool. I'm sorry.

When I get close to orgasming, you have to take it out.

Okay?

Put it back.

Okay, what's the word I'll say for you to pull it out?

Huh?

Martini. Martini?

Martini, okay.

I'm getting cramps.

Giddy up, bitch.

I got another chip. Papa still sent $30.

Thank you so much.

He carried the whole thing.

As for $50, he sent the whole thing.

Guys, I'm getting cramps.

So it's a bit painful.

I think I've gone inside again.

You want me to come?

Let's go this way so you can see my face.

Sit back down.

It's the end of us now.

I need to... I'm getting cramps.

I'm getting cramps. Are you getting cramps too?

Me? No.

How come?

It's going gentle.

Oh, you're going gentle? Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm getting cramps.

Give this video a like if you think I should push past it.

It's hurting a lot for me.

Can you tell?

But you can't feel it?

It hurts.

It's just like the contractions and stuff.

Can you come closer to me? Jesus Christ.

Hug me.

Oh.

Don't need to make yourself uncomfortable.

Sometimes I like to deal with the pain, you know?

But sometimes I'm like, nah.

Guys, don't get cramps if a hot girl is spread ready to be fucked.

Okay, it would be sexy if you all into race play.

What's that?

Race play.

Race play?

What's that?

Like this white guy?

Put that on your hat, bitch.

Why are you sighing like you don't want to wear the cool hat? I'm not sighing.

Just relaxing.

This is a cool hat. I like the hat because it sort of like gives you a

from the glare. I like it.

Sure.

Can you tell me some more things, please?

So I got this from Timu also.

Timu would do these huggable... Huggable birds.

Yeah, that give you the...

Timu .com .au.

Yeah, whatever.

So you get this from Timu, sponsored by Timu guys.

Comes with a pink hat, but you can buy other accessories as well.

Anyways, yeah, so talk.

Talk about what?

Me. About you?

Yes. Like, give me... Anything, anything. Ask me, tell me. You should

position to come in.

I'm not answering that.

You should ask a question about him. I don't feel like answering that. All

right, then.

Well, maybe give me some questions that we ask you that you feel like answering.

Anything.

What are you going to have for dinner tonight?

I don't know.

Yeah, what would you like to have for dinner tonight?

I don't know. I'm not thinking about dinner right now. Okay.

Next.

What do you want to drink next?

I want to drink? Yeah.

I want to drink...

I want to drink Aloe Vera.

Aloe Vera? Aloe Vera from DK.

DK?

What's DK? That's a brand.

Oh. That's a sweet drink. I want something sweet. I want some sugar cane

Yeah.

How is sugar cane juice not the same as sugar water?

How is that the same? Yeah. It's just, it's, it's, I mean, sugar water is

great as well. You could ask him, isn't there? Sugar water is really good as

well. There's some lemon and stuff.

I guess sugar cane juice.

It has a bit more flavor to it. It's sweet, plus the sugar cane flavor, the

grassy flavor.

So that's a different thing.

Next question.

What do you have for breakfast tomorrow?

Everything. Everything.

Next question.

What are your favorite running shoes?

I don't want to say that. I don't run.

I'm just kidding.

Ultras. Ultras?

Yeah.

My ultras.

They were neon and yellow.

Neon and yellow? Yeah. Or neon yellow?

Neon and yellow and navy blue.

What color is neon?

Neon yellow.

Oh, neon yellow.

Neon yellow and a bit of, like, yellow. It wasn't white.

And the Ultra logo was navy blue. Oh, like for turns or something?

Um, no, I don't think so. I had one of that, and I also had a trail -ish shoe.

It was a very blocky one, one of those, like... Olympus? Not Olympus.

It wasn't about maybe it was maybe it's a torrent as well. Maybe it's a I don't

know lone peak lone peak Yeah, perhaps a lone peak Yeah,

those are my nursing shoes, oh I wore those but they were navy blue Because

block you as hell man like the look of them They block you as hell. How do you

find out about outer shoes through me or no?

No, bitch.

So I'm pulling the biggest motors of outer shoes out. No.

Ten years ago.

No. Not you.

How'd you find out?

Because I was into barefoot shoes.

Okay. They're not a barefoot shoe, though.

They are wide toe and they're a zero drop.

They're a zero drop shoe. Yeah.

Yeah. They are. They are. They are. They're a wide foot shoe. They're very

known in the barefoot community, so.

But they don't do any barefoot shoes.

It is enough to be barefoot, but it's like the between of a proper barefoot

a normal shoe. So that's why people go to ultra running so that they don't get

that, you know, walking on concrete.

Some people don't like that, but they like to have that barefoot feel.

Yeah.

Did you know Outro broke into the market because of their zero drop max cushion

shoes?

Exactly. The first shoe they did was called Paradigm. It's like 40 mil stack

high, zero drop, max cushion. That's the shoe that all your first shoes have

been. And I got the Olympus.

I was like, wow, this shoe's really good.

Next.

Thanks for sharing.

Yeah.

Next. Have you ever used 5 and 5 fingers barefoot shoes? No.

Did you try those? They're pretty cool.

My first barefoot shoe was Vivo Barefoot. Yeah.

And there was the black one.

The white sole?

No. All black? All black.

Okay.

And I wore that for a very long time. Yeah. And then I got bilenkas.

Bilenkas. Oh, my God. I started looking like a penguin.

I was actually very into them. Yeah.

Into barefoot shoes.

Okay. It was a bilenka. It was white shoes. I literally properly looked like

penguin. And this was when I could wear whatever I wanted every day because I

was going to.

Yeah. So, yeah, I looked like a penguin.

And then it was actually proper, proper penguin. Like it was, it was insane.

I don't think, especially the pants I wore, they were very straight and they

were to my legs kind of, but they were straight like just at the thing that was

cropped. So it was like 10 on my legs and like that.

I looked even more like a penguin because they were so like white. Number

that makes everything look bigger.

And then because they were so wide, it was so wide.

Anyways, then I also tried some, like, vegan shoes from Etsy.

Yeah.

And I was like, this is going to be my nursing clogs.

They were so hard. I hated it.

Couldn't wear it.

Gave them to my mom. Shouldn't wear them.

And then, what other shoes have I had?

Yeah, and then I did the Ultras and some other ones.

Those are the ones that stood out to me.

So, I'll just do your favorite shoe.

Yeah. Do you think the Adidas one is the garments for the ultrary?

The wide toe box?

The Adidas one is a bit big.

It's a bit big.

And there's not enough support. And, like, I can walk in an ultra shoe all

and I won't feel weird.

But when I wear the Adidas one... Adidas, they're running shoes.

Exactly. You're meant to... Run, run, run. Yeah.

And it's not very stable when I walk. I hate those shoes.

You hate them? Yeah.

Yeah,

they start.

How do you hate them now?

How does a shoe feel good on foot?

Because shoes change.

People change.

No.

Shoes change like people change. Because they're scraping my ankle in the back.

Yeah, soft thing. But in terms of otherwise, besides how they feel, like

tread and the cushioning and stuff and the shape.

It's fine.

Yeah, but it says something along the way. Hey, cool.

Huh?

You're literally talking in my ear. There's something wrong with your ankle.

There's nothing wrong with my ankle.

Rubbing. Is it rubbing? No, it's just the positioning is just really, eh, it's

whatever. I don't, I actually don't really like the shoe anymore.

Well, here we go.

It's uncomfortable.

Did you feel that at the start, though?

Oh, I don't remember how I felt at the start.

I just remember how it makes me feel now, and that's all that matters.

Yeah, there you go. That's right.

There's no shoe equity.

A shoe can do a good job for years, and one day it's like, you know what? This

shoe I don't like anymore. See ya.

Shoe's in the bin.

It's not in the bin. It's just there for a rainy day.

Up and down the mountains, carrying the 5K races, and then one day you're like,

you know what?

I'm going to shoot and bounce.

Yeah. No such thing as shoot equity.

Anyways, next question. You just always ask me questions that... Well, I'm

asking you questions that you might answer because there's other questions

might answer. Okay, ask me... Put your arm back on me!

What, um... Do you think you're a needy person?

I'm an incredibly needy person.

Yeah. What makes you say that?

Oh, makes you say that? Yeah. Because I have so many needs, and I'm very

demanding. Demand, that's the word.

I'm demanding.

Am I, like, do it now or no?

Do it now or no. Yeah.

Do it now or whatever.

Yeah. Okay.

Do it now or no.

Do it now or, like, bye?

Yeah, a bit like that. A bit like that? Yeah, which is, uh... That's right.

Pros and cons to that.

Really? Yeah, that was the concept.

Because it can show you're serious, but at the same time, it turns you on to

this.

Really? Yeah, so it's about balance.

As you get more experience in life, you can look at when it's a good time, when

it's realistic, when it's not.

It's like fitness. Some days you can really perform really well.

Some days, just for whatever reason, you're not on the game.

That's how it is. It's got to roll with it.

You can't beat yourself up with that. You can't beat someone else up with

It's one of those days.

One of those days.

How do I make this stable?

Just press it.

Hold it on, and then click, click, that's it. Press again.

Oh,

maybe it's...

Oh. It's getting dark.

I need some light.

Oh, can you bring me another light I can strap on there?

Anyway,

sorry, I was just getting distracted because I know you were talking.

Come back and talk to me.

Now? No, get me the light for birth.

am i demanding yes um sometimes sometimes i'm in a mood so give me grace

okay i'm in a bit of a state joey says michelle have

you ever given any consideration your shoes feelings maybe they aren't

comfortable having you inside them oh maybe that's why

You can use this.

Does that work?

It's not very bright.

Oh, you got bright, bright.

Well, I want my audience to be able to see.

How's that looking? Better? Goodness gracious.

Oh, a bit better.

Yeah, that's better. It's kind of giving sunset glow.

Yeah, that's cool.

How did you guys actually meet? We met at the auctions. They were auctioning a

bike.

He actually got the bike for $2. I said $1 .50 because that's all I had.

And he said, $2.

And he got it.

So, then I came up to him and I was like,

Hey, yo.

I only had $1 .50. You had $3.

Looking at your pocket because I saw you take out your $1 coin.

I said, I actually deserve it because...

I was willing to give all my money to have a bike to ride when you only offer

$2.

So he was like, so what did you pay?

I'll give you $2 .50.

$2 .50? Yeah, $3.

Wait, what?

Up to $5.

I'll do whatever it takes.

Anyways, he got the bike.

I had a little thing. She tried to steal it off me.

I've got to put on a headlock. Oh, Nelson.

I warned him. I warned him that this is... We're playing Magical Chairs with

bike. Whoever gets in the bike seat wins it. Yeah.

Magical Chairs, Magical Bike Seat. So I took the seat off the feet point.

So she had to jump onto the feet point.

So it tops them 27 .2.

So I was like, I've been down it. Yeah.

Oh, good. I was like, yeah, she could have been in my joint.

You ride good.

Your ride's good.

Mind it.

Show me.

See where you are.

So, exactly.

So, do you walk like a penguin? Watch my YouTube video.

I just posted that. I do walk like a penguin because I am wearing the Adidas

shoes that are, like, really weird to walk in. Yeah, they bounce. They're

like... They're so weird. They're not good to walk in.

Like, they feel best running them all out.

I don't know how you wear that on in China.

I thought I didn't plan to go for so long. I was like, maybe there's a race.

just thought I'd pack a lightweight shoe and there's a race this week I can do

or something. I didn't think I was going to go.

So you didn't plan to stay in China for so long, but you did?

Yeah. Why? Was it so good with me?

Yeah, it's good times.

So it's just like, I mean, I'm glad I did bring those shoes. But in hindsight,

should have ran. I should have.

Because I had this hamstring freaking injury. It was niggle. I was just like.

It's not good when you're doing straight Strava signals.

But yeah.

This watermelon tastes really sweet now.

Yeah, it's good.

It's good. Okay, talk to me.

What, uh... What countries would you like to travel to one day?

I bet you're like, I don't... I'm gonna stick like this.

I don't even want to talk, bitch. That's what I mean. Exactly.

Once the blood goes up here, this down here, he's like, I'm having sleep.

He's like, call me when you need me. He's like, call me when you need me. I'm

going to sleep, bro.

But you're like,

oh, my God, stop fucking talking, bitch. I just want to tap.

Yeah, I mean, but I've gone out of tap mode now. I'm pushing the blood back

the brain.

And I think, like, you know, IQ stop.

This is normal fucking stuff.

So it's a different reality then.

Yeah, it's just totally... What countries would you like to go to? Oh,

My brain is jumping all over the place.

What country would I like to go to next? Or what countries would I like to go

to? Yeah, what countries would you like to go to next?

What countries would I like to go to next?

I would like to go to India.

Really?

What city in India would you like to go to?

I've got a few of them.

You've got a few of them?

Yeah. Okay, north or south if you could only go to one place?

North, yes.

I think I'm seeing smoke now. Where?

Smoke? Smoke.

Goa. Goa.

Goa.

Why Goa?

I've seen this guy go there.

I'm just kidding. Not India first.

Yeah. I really want to go to China.

You want to go to China? Yeah.

Hainan. Sounds like a good school.

The island.

Fruit. Yeah.

I want to go to China.

Yeah. I want to go to... Okay, outside of China, it would be Vietnam.

Yeah. Definitely. And Japan.

I'm not excited about Japan.

Really? What could be? It's true.

No. Why?

Because when I look at things about Japan, everything just seems so small,

like tiny, tiny portions of things, tiny chairs, tiny doors.

Yeah, it's a concentrated population of small islands. I don't like that. Yeah.

I'm a big gal. I need big space. I like big chairs. I like big bowls. I like

big... Big bowls of rice.

I like... Big daddy digs.

Exactly. I don't want to feel like I need to squish myself in to fit some

Okay.

So that's one reason.

She's like... I want big. She's entitled to this one.

She's going to ring up Japan.

Japan. All right, it's Michelle from China, Japan.

Is this Japan?

Are you listening, Japan?

I want, before I come there for Halloween, I want you and your country

it up and get bigger.

Bigger beds, bigger feets, bigger bikes, bigger roads and so on. Bigger serves

of rice.

So yeah, have a good night, Japan.

That's what we're talking about here.

Squeaky wheel guest degree.

So is Mouse Dong outside?

That's it.

So, yeah, that's what I want. Why are you excited about Japan?

Oh, I think just because of the cycling history there.

What is the cycling history in Japan?

It's crazy.

Like, they've got Shimano's, you know, Shimano cycling technology. Shimano is

Japanese? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking nice. So Shimano's had such an influence

cycling, you know, like mountain bike and stuff. It's just amazing, you know.

It's amazing.

Interesting.

I find it's still so big vegan thing there, big rice thing, safe. Again, it's

like a West Asian country. You want to go to Okinawa?

Okinawa, yeah, for sure.

Mmm. Yeah.

Okinawa game, the island.

I really like, um, seaweed.

Yeah. Well, if you like seaweed, then radioactive.

Get going.

Get going.

And, um, okay.

Vietnam. Vietnam fruit is pretty good, apparently.

And the thing is, when it goes to Vietnam, people will understand my

as well. Really? Yes. They speak Cantonese? It's very similar. Yes. No

That's why he can speak Cantonese.

Who?

The guy.

Cam. Cam Mark.

Oh, yeah. At the place.

Yes. Vietnamese is quite similar.

Yeah. To Cantonese because of the influence.

Which country? They can literally actually understand.

Hey, Mark.

Um, Terry.

Oh, yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah.

Do you know that?

They will actually understand Cantonese. Really?

Yeah, I've seen videos online, and they're like, speaking Cantonese at a

Vietnamese restaurant, and they didn't even question it. They understood it.

Interesting. The age thing, though, the young people learn Cantonese, or is it

Vietnamese? The Cantonese are really similar.

They're similar.

I'm seeing smoke come from Coach's brain because you are making him think.

Yeah. It's like his brain doesn't think too much.

Yeah. It just goes, you know.

Next.

What would you like to do in Vietnam?

I want to go go -karting in Vietnam.

Go -karting in Vietnam.

The Mario Karts. Because there's an outdoor Mario Kart thing. In Vietnam?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Mm -hmm.

Because we got the bushes on the sides, I guess it's a big, big trap.

That sounds cool. For those in China, they got one as well in China. Oh,

everything in China. They put it in all the Asian places.

Roka is an iconic video game for Nintendo, which is just for Japanese.

Nothing in Japan, so many video games come from Japan, like Nintendo, Sega.

Japan has a crazy history for me.

And cars, like Nissan's Mitsubishi.

Toyota. Talk about China, please.

Talk about China? Yeah.

I think they... Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am. Talk about China. I think China could go back

Now I won't have any... I don't know how it works over there with WhatsApp and

stuff. Talk about... Talk about... Can we talk about Mitsubishi and Nissan?

Yeah. Talk about China's stuff.

Apple.

Apple phones. Nike.

Shoes.

Manufacturing.

B -Y -D.

Huawei. Bingyuan Dong.

Huawei.

Okay. Next question.

Three more questions and then you... Three more good questions and... Good

questions. Let's do something.

Let's shake up the watermelon.

Shake up the watermelon.

What's your favorite... Top three favorite fruits?

My top three favorite fruits have to be

mango. No.

Yes. I don't have a top three.

I have lychees.

Yeah.

I don't have a top three. Top three?

What do you got? I don't have a favorite.

Pigeons.

No top threes. No, I don't have a top three. You can aisle and you can live

You can have three fruits.

Well, in Ireland, my top fruits were grapes, bananas,

and clementines.

Clementines? Yeah. Where were they grown? Yeah, clementines.

I don't know.

Where's Spain? Guatemala?

No, maybe Spain.

I can watch more of them.

Bananas would be grown in England.

So yeah, it was a lot of grapes, clementines, and oranges.

Grapes back from South Africa.

Or Spain?

Côte d 'Ivoire.

Côte d 'Ivoire. Oh, yeah.

Potatoes. Mountain bike in Vietnam. Potatoes a lot.

Lychee, watermelon, and dates, if I had to guess.

J -Pop, you're so good. J -Pop knows me.

J -Pop knows me. Yes, I actually got a can of lychees yesterday.

Yeah, Chinese.

I do really like lychees. I really like watermelon, mango.

I like durian.

Turn on.

No, I mean the yellow pillows.

Oh, yellow pillows, goodness.

We got some really good durian. We need to let you. Crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. I really want durian.

Mm -hmm.

Um, I really like... I really like, um...

Um... I like those sweet golden kiwis. Yeah. They're really sweet. Aren't they

good? I really like the sweet Chinese, yeah. Chinese gooseberries.

Little face.

Um.

A little kitty cat in the back.

Um.

You guess for me. Answer for me.

What's the question?

My favorite fruit.

I would say durian, watermelon, mango.

Really? Yeah.

Yep. And would those be correct or wrong?

Correct. Okay, nice.

So why are you asking questions that you know the answers to?

Oh, just, you know. To the audience.

Yeah, you said ask some questions. Are the rules of the questions that I know

the answers to?

What's the rules?

What's the rules? Ask me any questions. Ask whatever questions.

Don't ask those questions. Why do you ask that question?

You said whatever questions. No, don't ask that question.

Okay, Eric says cherries.

Cherries? Yes, I do like cherries. In Ireland, though, I like the frozen

cherries because they were sweet.

And that consistent.

I wonder what that was for. Probably for work, maybe.

I remember in December, January.

Yeah? No, December.

Yeah. You had some cherries in your cycling jersey and then we cycled to

Summit. You gave me a cherry.

Yeah.

A cherry.

You gave me a cherry.

Why are you guys laughing? Timba's laughing, J -Pop's laughing.

What did we say that was funny?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Ask me another question.

Question number one.

You've got to post a video of watermelon almost every week.

Every day now. Every day we've been getting watermelon.

Okay, ask me another question.

You've never had a vegan taco? You've never had tacos?

Never had tacos.

Tacos. Never had a non -vegan taco. Never had a vegan taco. I've had the

-shell taco, but I don't even have taco fillings in it.

Yeah, okay.

So the soft -shell taco you had here was the ones I got?

Yeah, but it wasn't taco filling. It was my rice and stuff. You can get beans in

there and stuff. Mexican beans.

Mexican baked beans. Why? Why did I never have a taco?

Why? What do you think?

You haven't been to the Mexican restaurants and they're too greasy.

Because I don't get fatty.

No, I've been to a Mexican restaurant before in Ireland, but I got a burrito

instead because I like heavy and I like big.

I don't know, four shells of tacos. Tacos can be big.

They're just like that size.

Yeah, that can be bigger though. That can be bigger.

So I'm a big volume girl and I like to feel heavy. I don't like light stuff. So

a burrito for me.

Yeah.

What do you think of Amy's burrito you had in Hong Kong that time?

Amy's burrito?

Well, that was weird because it was still frozen, sort of. Yeah.

That's a tiny -ass burrito.

Yeah. My burrito from Tolteca.

Tolteca? Yeah, Tolteca.

It's like a Mexican place. And I'm down now. I think it's been replaced by

Zambrero. Zambrero?

Zambrero's in Ireland.

Yes.

Really? Yes.

Adam.

When I was working at the juice bar, there was a Christmas party, and they

rented out Zambrero for the night.

And we had a ping there, Christmas party, and they were smoking outside.

And I was so stiff. I was not a dancer.

And I remember what I wore.

I was literally 40 years old. I was wearing a black, long...

woolen style coat yeah my goodness and i was wearing heels and it was just so

dark i just remember it was so dark and i was i just felt so out of me yeah like

because it was just not me at all but i thought it was whatever i just didn't

like it when i was wearing i was like damn i look really old like i don't feel

feel like not me but i thought i had to wear those things because i was to

mature up

I told you that. People don't really look young and extra pretty anymore.

Myself.

Mark says, go to run, guys.

Playing a show tonight. Have a great day. Bye, Mark. Thank you for being

I hope your show goes well.

Shout me out. Michelle from China.

Look at the cloud on it. That's pretty crazy.

Yeah. Does that mean rain?

Yeah. It's blue. It's tropical. It's raining.

j -pop says i don't think it's framed i think it's just a snitch

j -pop says i think we talked about this before taco without meat is

defeats the purpose no it doesn't it's beans bro it's beans the original tacos

were vegan all right because you think about it in mexico like they don't have

access to meat as much you know like that's more of a farming a new thing so

there was the original tacos are vegan They don't have dairy cows. They don't

have cheese.

Are you sure?

Think about it. Like, if you're... You've got to kill the cow, and the cow

what you use to plough the land.

Let's just do cheese tacos.

And where's the cheese coming from?

How are you going to store the milk? It's going to go off.

And you add the salt.

If it's still going to go rotten, it's still going to go off.

No way, nothing. Yeah, you take cheese out of the fridge, it goes off. That's

why we do sour cream and guacamole.

But still we need to refrigerate that stuff. Where's the fridges in Mexico 20

years ago?

50 years ago, there was no fridges in mainstream Mexico. It didn't exist.

These are Western interventions from fast food corporations.

These aren't traditional, traditional.

The traditional stuff is vegan.

Traditional, traditional. Yeah, because to kill a chicken or an animal requires

a lot of money, and most people don't have that sort of money.

Things are different now because of the subsidies of the government.

They didn't want people to eat that stuff, the animals. But, yeah, if you

at traditional stuff, like traditional pizza, it was all vegan, man.

And then people for, you know, birthdays or weddings might, you know, kill a pig

or something. Otherwise, it was too expensive, man. Like, even when I grew

like, when I was eight, 40 years ago, like, you didn't eat that much meat. You

know, you ate KFC a few times a year. Now you have KFC for lunch. No one

an island.

You know, like, back in the day, you never ever saw kids on lunch break

getting... kfc for lunch like at school like no way man like that would be crazy

now it's also like kfc on freaking university campuses but that did not

40 years ago like you had kfc on your birthday okay okay and you know mexican

families have a lot of a lot of people so if it's more expensive no because if

it's kfc on your birthday then we're having it multiple a lot of times a year

because the families are so big what do you call the um that's expensive

Average Mexican isn't. But now things are changing. That fast food, the oily

food is becoming more rampant. And, yeah, obesity is going up in Mexico.

But traditionally speaking, tacos were vegan. Most of the dishes were vegan.

Or minimal, minimal meat. Just because of expense and refrigeration and

processing. Like, meat goes off. It spoils.

Where's the fridges?

Eat it fast.

Eat it fast, but then you've got to, like, it's just refrigerated.

That's why they jerky it.

The jerky in the tacos?

Didn't it? No.

Yes. No.

No. So, yeah, animal products, with refrigeration, it increases the

of, and then with the consumption increase, we see the health issues, et

So what do they put in a taco?

Are they bean, corn, you know, avocado, guacamole, lime juice?

tomatoes things that have good shelf life and don't dispose those have good

shelf life yeah think of tomato think of avocado no your tomatoes last long

because they've done something to it no like real heirloom tomatoes they don't

mold they stay on real strong fine and they last a long time it's not heirloom

it's heirloom heirloom for sure that's what it and lettuce that's just like

fresh lettuce So you think back in the day they grew lettuce.

Fuck yeah.

They grew lettuce for your taco. Look at the history of tacos, what they were

all about.

Like it's just... No, it's just your new thing.

That's the mainstream taco back in the day. And then obviously the kings and

queens and the people with money want to have a fancy taco. The ones that can't

afford, the peasants can't afford, then they add meat to it. And then the

peasants are like, oh, we want the meat one.

And then that becomes more of a mainstream thing. It's like watches or

Rolex started...

cheap as a cheap watch and then price went up and people saw i want a rolex so

this is where the history of food is well documented that's what people were

much lean about man because animal products weren't consumed as much and

weren't even on the market really okay interesting yeah j -pop says my sources

say mexicans have been adding meats to tacos as far as the 18th century.

Not ancient, but not a new practice either.

It is a relatively new practice. But again, who's documenting the history as

well? Who's documenting the history? People with meat bias?

When you travel to these countries and you see in the country areas, the

poverty people don't have fridges. They don't have electricity.

They hardly even have running water.

So for them to kill a cow.

No, that's why they buy it fresh from the market.

Where's the money coming from?

Where's the money coming from?

Traditionally, no.

Today, yeah, things have changed. People have TikTok now in the rural poverty.

You can have someone on $2 a day and they've got a mobile phone watching

friend's phone and watching TikTok.

Get influence like that.

One community shares a pig.

But the pig is expensive.

And to feed the pig, you're feeding the pig. What are you feeding the pig?

You're feeding the pig corn that you could be eating and selling.

So meat is something for the kings and queens, man. And then that tradition

along. People wanted what the kings and queens had got.

That's bigotry. It's a nutritional trend influenced by bigotry.

Facts.

Facts. If you look at the paintings and stuff, what peasants ate, they ate vegan

food.

And then the kings and queens, the meat, the more fatty foods they look fat.

And that's what people want. That's what the rich people want. Rolex watches,

Mercedes, Porsches, bigotry. They're both goods.

Okay. Well, Eric has chimed in. He says, original tacos were pre -Spanish and

sometimes would include a Cherokee dog duck, no beef.

It says Wikipedia. It says AI.

But think about it logically.

What's the duck eating?

What's the freaking turkey eating?

Fish.

You've got to go and catch that. It's like when you've got the plants growing.

Even today, plants is cheapest. A vegan taco is cheaper today than a meat -based

taco. Taco.

So it's the same as history. So people who make up the mass is poverty people.

So there you go, back in the day.

Meat was much more expensive back then. And you got to refrigerate it and stuff.

But now the government subsidizes meat so people eat more of it.

If meat wasn't subsidized, look it up, meat subsidies, how much it costs. I

the warmth.

There you go. So you can see right now, you can feel my groin, all the bloods in

my brain thinking.

Yeah, not feeling.

Thinking and debating.

You know, down there.

Let's debate, me and you.

Let's keep it soft.

Let's keep it soft for a bit. Keep that cashew soft.

Yeah, for sure, most vegan tacos, most original tacos were vegan.

Plant -based diet, you know. So why did they fry it?

Frying's a new one. That's a new thing.

Where's the fry pan come from? It was like, it was relatively raw, you know.

were talking about tacos.

It was made in the sun.

They use the sun to cook the tacos on the rock, like, heat them up. So they're

soft shell, like, just the corn, they pound it, put it on the sun, and then

make their little thing, and then they put their beans and tomatoes in it.

So it's just like, that's just how it rolls, man.

Like, do it yourself. Like, go out to the garden and handle plants versus

animals.

When you kill something, you've got to deal with the bacteria, the vultures,

smell, all that stuff. You ain't doing that, like, compared to plants.

You know, go and kill an animal with your bare hands.

I guess we can't talk too much about that here. But, yeah, anyway, you're not

going to do that. You're not going to do that.

That's starving.

So, yeah, plants, man, like, even when I used to be a fisherman, even when I'd

be like, oh, these fish stink.

You know, like, mum would be like, oh, get that fish out of here. It stinks.

know, so, yeah, it does stink.

And you have to dispose of it. You can't put it in the bin because then it

stinks the bin up. And it's just...

And I'm thinking, why am I even catching these fish? I'll just chuck the fish

back in the water. And that's what I started doing, catch and release.

Even before I was a vegan. So, yeah, it just stinks, man. Like, it's not what

we're designed to eat. But we get indoctrinated and the food gets

cetera.

But, yeah, dealing with, like, dealing with squid or fish or something, it's

like, it's not a pleasant smell. Like, it's been to fish markets.

That's why you wear a pink cowboy hat. There you go. Because you don't like.

To do these crimes.

Yeah, it's just, uh... Anyway, that's just the deal.

That's the dealio.

Okay. Yeah.

Can you help me do something?

What's that?

Can you bring your computer in the charge of my phone? Yeah, let's do that.

Because let's get it... Let's get things going again.

Let's get things going.

Let's get things going again.

Even though people have been historically eating animals and fish for

of years. Yeah, we've been doing crazy stuff for thousands of years. We mean,

you know, all sorts of things. Just because we endure it doesn't mean it's

right. Just because we're doing it doesn't mean it's right, he says.

Like, we didn't have mobile phones for thousands of years. Should we go without

mobile phones? We didn't have the internet.

We didn't have OnlyFans until recently. Should we finish OnlyFans?

You know what I mean? Like, we can't use the prehistoric people as a yardstick

of morality.

You gotta use morals as the odds do, not traditions.

Guys, ask me your questions. I can insert my opinions as well.

I can insert my opinions.

Ask me anything.

Ask me anything.

I'm not making a moral argument, just stating a fact, J -Pop says.

What have you been doing? Dividing veganism?

Really?

I thought that was so normal for us.

Charging? Yeah.

Thank you.

I need you right now.

Well, if I leave you, I'm strong. Okay, the light has just gone off for a little

bit, but we'll be back.

Yo, ask me questions, please. I want to talk.

So let me tell you something then.

What should I tell you about?

Today...

How long is your average bike ride day, Pallas? My average bike ride... It

really depends.

If I'm going up to the hills, if I'm riding the hills, it's, um...

If I'm riding the hills, it's average, like,

two hours, including going from the city up to the hills and

back.

Or maybe not. Yeah, I'm back. So it's usually two hours.

But yeah, I'm going to upload it to my Strava.

You travel a lot.

BGO8. Oh my gosh, BGO8. Are you, let's be real, on my Instagram?

It says you travel a lot. Have you ever traveled to Japan yet? No. We spoke a

lot about Japan here and why I'm not excited to go to Japan.

BGO8. I remember your comments were like, oh, our... Is your OF worth it?

job. You tell me.

So, yeah. I talked a lot about why I'm not excited to go to Japan. Because

everything seems so small to me. And I like big things.

I don't like feeling small and having to squish into things.

Says me who just put this blanket over me.

Distance trail riser.

J -Pop says, I'm a distance riser.

To hit certain goals during a ride?

Oh.

Japan has vast countryside. Yes, and I mean, like, not the air, not the sky. I

mean, like, the buildings and stuff.

You might understand. The chairs.

The restaurants.

And I have to, I'd like to duck my head.

Come in, bugs.

Yeah, I seen it cooling.

It's good to find them.

Now we're gonna, we're really.

okay it's only

packed with people in tokyo and osaka um that's cool

can you talk while inside you let's see how

well you can concentrate well you guys have to start sending me stuff to say

will you do that can you do that

Start sending me paragraphs, and I don't want Shakespeare.

I don't like reading Shakespeare.

I don't like the way the language is in Shakespeare.

Jay Pops works about the 60 -mile ride.

I'm trying to work my way back up to 60 miles of rice.

Simple as that, mate. Just have enough rice, sugar, and water.

You got to do it next week, man. I just got any injuries.

There's Oreo? Yeah.

Oreos. Vegan Oreos.

See, it's a 360 -mile ride, man. It just comes down to water and sugar.

Yeah,

you want one?

Yes.

Thank you.

You're the cowboy to get me stuff.

A bad hip stops you from going too far, he says.

Bad hip.

You guys do some hip mobility exercises.

Yeah, look up hip mobility exercises for work.

To run as a cyclist.

Just, yeah, hit mobility.

I always used to laugh at those things, hit mobility stuff, but no, it

definitely makes a difference.

Definitely makes a difference.

An Oreo.

Yeah. Oh, it's a chocolate Oreo. It's got white inside.

Uh -oh. It's a double chocolate.

Mm -hmm.

I'm not as flexible as Michelle, who says.

Yeah? I'm not as flexible as Michelle. Me either.

But.

Can you do some hip mobility exercises right now while you're naked?

Um.

I think people want to see that. I think people should go out and see that.

I do.

Oh.

If you come to Tokyo, you'll go for a ride on the Tama River.

It's a 42 -kilometer ride, all paved.

This is the last one of those.

Yeah, look.

Oh.

What?

I'm not back.

If somebody grabs you by the hand, grab their hands like that.

So they can't choke you. Yeah. Oh, choke you. Yeah.

Okay. How about that?

Can you entertain me, Jack?

Yeah. Temperature dropped. It's amazing.

Let's see.

Yeah, it's good temperatures.

Oh, we definitely give her the cream pie.

She loves them cream pies.

Yeah. Amazing pussy.

Amazing.

What sort of injury did you have, J -Pop?

But, yeah, doing mobility work is amazing. Like, it's, yeah, it's a game

changer, some mobility. So I always used to laugh when I was like, eh, what's

that stuff? But now I understand having some injuries and stuff, that that stuff

definitely, definitely helps for sure.

Especially, I guess, I used to laugh at it back in the day because I wasn't as

sedentary as I am now. Like, being an office worker, being on the devices a

you don't get as much activity as if you're doing.

Retail or factory work when you're standing on your feet all day.

Sitting down a lot can shorten the range of your hamstring, make your hamstrings

a bit weaker, and that can cause things with hips, etc.

Ah, here we go.

Ah, so you took a hard hit at work, damaged the cartilage. Yeah, that's a

different story then, isn't it?

Still, the mobility you find will help.

It'll help with that, for sure.

Just work within your range, work within your body.

Do I mountain bike as well? Yeah.

I've started mountain biking before I've done road cycling. I've got a mountain

bike before a road bike.

Got my first mountain bike in 1991.

Damn, that goes quick.

First mountain bike in 1991.

Mountain bikes have changed a lot since then.

Road bikes, yeah.

Mountain bikes definitely are much better now over the last 10 years.

Strength in the muscles definitely helped me, yeah. I think why

the muscles can help.

is they can take the load off of the joint, especially the spine as well. If

you've got strong muscles around that, flexible muscles, I'd say they can take

the load off the joint and support the joint. Do I have an e -bike? Yes, I do.

I've been using e -bikes for 11 years now.

11 years I got my first e -bike.

Wow.

Crazy. Crazy.

Damn. Can never let injuries stop you.

I had two knee surgeries, back surgery, shoulder surgery, ankle surgery, and

still ride.

I just put the rifle. Yeah, still wicked good work.

Let's go.

What we have here, we have another Chinese treat, another carbohydrate,

traditional Chinese meal. This is sweet potato, dried with sugar.

That's right. Can you move over to this side? Because that's on the outside.

I don't know if you can see.

Yeah.

This was the coldest November night I think I've ever had.

And you've lived in tents.

Yeah.

Can I turn the light on?

What's that?

Can you turn the light on?

The light light?

No. Okay.

You guys want the light light on?

Yeah.

Use the D -Wraith and the mounted pumps.

Both caused a lot of injuries.

My back is getting better.

Both, my back is getting better.

You know, I was painful since my bike crashed.

Yeah,

I think so.

Like, a lot of people, after an accident, they have to wait.

Yeah. Yeah.

For sure.

Yeah, you had a crash a little while ago. How did that happen?

How did that happen?

You hit a bump on the road. You didn't have your hands on hard enough, tight

enough.

So I went over.

Boom.

Rocky, again, like I always say, let me go. Let me set the pace. Stay behind me.

And imagine if I went real fast down there.

Imagine if I got the speed, the average person down there, that would be a

fucking nasty cry.

What's the pace?

Stay behind me. What's the pace?

Yeah. This is my tongue.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Looks

all

healed now though. Yeah.

You still see a little bit of scarring on my cheek, but you see it mainly on my

hands. This is the biggest scar. See, that's strawberry.

But, um, on my back.

It's a non -visible one.

Um, what else?

This is healed.

The one down here is fine.

Oh my god, we have Top G in the chat. He said, show your pussy. Is this Andrew

Tate?

Trees are hard to crash into, but concrete is harder.

What would be worse, to crash into a tree or crash into a tree?

Um, I'm going to trade.

You're just like, out?

Yeah, because, like, you bounce around on me.

Um, I'm going to stay tight in the house.

Different mindset.

Well, you already said hairy.

That's nothing.

I don't know if it is an issue, I'm just guessing.

You guys are sending in likes. Ask me questions.

Ask me questions.

What do you think of the sweet potato?

It's really good, but it gets stuck to my teeth.

I don't have any more questions.

Did you know the sweet potato we had in Thailand?

No. The sweet potato?

No, the good one?

No. You didn't like it?

Do you remember when you got one, you went to the bathroom and ate the whole

thing? Yeah.

I'm not sure about that.

I didn't eat the whole thing.

This was across the road. It was pretty small here.

What city was that?

Bangkok, Chiang Mai?

Bangkok.

No,

I didn't really like it. I think it was overhyped.

You haven't tried Chinese ones. Actually, we didn't get the good one.

right. We didn't get the good one because the one we had in Bangkok was

though. That's Xi 'an Paragon.

Did you get anything from the bookstore?

I'm going to get the fly swatter because I'm going to use that as a swatting

tool.

That was a good idea for that one.

But, no, I don't really buy books for going to the library because I feel like

it's just bad.

I think books are cool, but I don't want to pay for them.

I'm going to have to carry around.

Yeah, they're responsibility. They're cool, but, you know.

Life is great on that.

You get to rave, though.

Yeah. Hmm.

I don't know what I'm saying here.

I don't know the question.

I don't know the question.

I just found a book to read.

My feet is drier than a Mexican desert.

Yeah. No doubt. Just talk and then they're fucking.

Um.

Um.

My favorite book to read? Well, I really liked reading Nancy Drew books.

You know them?

Yeah. What's the barrier?

Like, solving crime.

Oh. Friends solving crime.

Wisconsin has a program where you can order any book from any library from the

state. Wow.

That's so cool. Because there's this book that I've been really wanting to

I told you.

I look for it everywhere.

What's it called?

Something like Lightness Into Darkness, something like that. Oh, yeah.

What's it about?

But in a good way.

In a good way.

Yeah.

Next question.

Would you like to knock out Hiroshi?

You know, some questions answer, some questions you don't.

Speed dialer. Bring the Hiroshis over here.

Bring it!

Ask me questions. I don't like that question. I don't like that question.

Ask me anything. I don't like that question.

Bring the shoe over here.

So this shoe, yeah, it's cool, but it'll get so dirty so quickly.

So not for me, not a shoe for me. Try it with some, yeah, some sealant first.

Yeah.

But, um, not my vibe.

Not my vibe. But I appreciate the ratty -ness. Like, if this shoe was a frog or

a rat, this is a rat shoe. Definitely looks like a rat. It looks like a

rat. You think so? Yeah. Do you think it's because of the white, though?

Uh, and just that pointy rat face.

that's on your feet for sure uh yeah so it has the croc style like

the speed yeah race um it's cool i like the concept and it's really iconic

it is an iconic shoe nike because it is some abstract design so it's a cool

shoe actually i actually like the hatchet you know Actually, like, I

what it does for the community.

It's a popular shoe for the right people.

The who?

The right people. The right people. It's very much a sneaker industry. So, okay,

which shoe would you say people will buy over and over?

Nike's. Once they try it, they're like, oh, my God, I need to get a replacement.

I can Harachis, to be honest. Harachis? Yeah.

Harachi lovers are die -hard Harachi. Because of the comfort.

So once you, you know, have your first Harachi, you're like, well, Harachi's a

safe shoe. Yeah. Especially if it has a sole like that with the cutout that goes

all the way to the edge. Why is that?

Because of the cushion noise.

Once it has the rubber there, then it has cushion.

Then it feels good.

Oh. So this is like an original recipe remake.

Speedcraft. Oh.

So I can imagine that's true that people will get really hot over because of the

comfort.

Damn! This is a 47.

Yeah. Damn!

Almost as big as me.

Yeah.

I'm a size 53.

Wait,

they even say the centimeter?

Yep, 31.

Centimeters. Oh my gosh.

And where's her shoe made?

China. I thought it would be in the end zones.

Next question was for Zinner. Oh, I just put on the right.

Um, but um.

Look at you.

You look like we're having a sleepover.

Yeah. Girls like questions.

Just talking.

Just talking.

Keep your blood in the brain, not in the groin.

Think of logical questions.

Keep it logical, no fantasy.

Okay, I was going to ask a question.

Mac or PC?

Mac or PC?

Yeah, you haven't even really used a Mac, have you? You haven't owned a Mac.

think if you own a Mac, you want to go back to PC.

Yeah. I actually don't like my computer. I think the reason why I don't use my

computer that much is because... Yeah.

Yeah, that one was good.

That one was good.

They're good value and stuff. It could be good performance with Macs.

Yeah, they're rapid.

That's better.

Did you get on top of me?

Ah! Oh.

You had it in the face there.

It's freezing.

It is a cold one.

No, kiss me first.

Kiss you first. Please. You didn't tell me before.

No, don't do that. Do this first. Tell me which one.

Wait,

my hair.

Already? After two hours of talking, already?

I like watching myself. If you guys are wondering what I'm looking at myself.

She's like closing in on it.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

It's closing in on you.

Yeah. Thank you so much, Jared, for the tip.

I really appreciate it. Is dinner?

I guess dinner can wait. Yeah.

Of course it's going to be. Of course it's going to be.

J -Puff says it was so hot when you describe what

you're feeling.

Jesus, you are coming.

It, like, grips it.

I'm so coming.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Can you do just a touch?

Yeah.

No, I want the whole thing.

Set your force and we'll be back. Yes.

Thank you, BG08.

Thank you for the tip.

Love your hard nipples. Are they hard?

CG other way. What does that mean?

Oh,

my God.

I think I'll do cowgirl wearing the pink hat for another livestream.

Maybe tomorrow.

That pussy is so wet now.

That pussy is so fucking wet.

here not just the sex but the connection oh i just wanted to do a lot on ig

comments all the jealous guys yes oh my god

can you come quick i'm getting cramps

you don't want to come now you want to fuck you want to

stay for later

I'm getting hurt.

Show us that wet pussy.

Oh, my God.

This is creepy.

I can relate.

I'm 57.

My girlfriend is 28. I got the same shit.

Talk to Jesus. Yes, please.

you like me well i don't

I don't know.

Jace says you're so pretty, really?

Thank you.

I've had enough.

I'm getting cramps again.

Collapse those Chinese cheeks Oh

my god Oh

my god Do it

again Right in there

walls. Okay.

Oops,

I turned off my phone.

If I want a break.

Maybe.

Should we end the live and then go later?

Okay. Is that what you're saying? So you're not going to come?

No.

But I always want you to come.

You're going to come with me?

Sure. Oh, my

God. Are

you going to come soon?

Yeah. Don't come soon.

Don't come soon? No, I'm going to come down first.

Ugh!