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Champagne.

So bubbly.

Champagne.

So bubbly.

Sparkling.

Like pearls in the sea.

One sip.

And you can feel it.

Your heart soaring.

A trip.

You'll never find one bit boring.

Green.

Just like the blue sky.

By far.

The ultra high you are.

So much in demand.

And the champagne.

You color the date with sunshine.

Champagne.

The pleasure is mine.

That was a great commercial champagne.

Now if all of you will adjourn to the conference room for a short meeting.

And a very important announcement.

Please.

Well I see we have a quorum present.

So the meeting will come to order.

Champagne.

I'll say it again.

That was a beautiful, beautiful commercial.

An award winner.

Thank you.

By the way, when will this be shown?

Six weeks I hear.

Six weeks, nice.

Now I have something I want to get ready to say quickly.

The Britain Cosmetics Company now has a new

vice president in charge of merchandising.

And that vice president is champagne.

Oh yes.

That was wonderful.

There was no further ado this meeting.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Thank you.

Well, vice president, how does it feel?

Well I'm on top of the world, of course.

I'm a little tired.

Like winning the contest and the contest is over.

You understand.

I'm vice president because I'm the boss's daughter.

But I do my job.

Vice presidents have power.

I suppose.

You know how men have always used women for sex?

Well now women can do the same thing.

Stay there.

Eric?

Eric, would you come in please?

My pleasure.

This is Eric Steiger, graft in chemical.

I'd like you to meet champagne.

Vice president in charge of merchandising.

My pleasure champagne.

How do you do?

As you know, we spend millions of dollars in chemicals each year.

And up to now, Grafton has been quite satisfactory.

But other companies want our business.

Eric would do anything to get us to sign with him again, wouldn't you, Eric?

What would you do to get my signature on your contract?

I say thank you.

What are you doing?

Trying to teach you something.

I'm leaving.

Sit down.

You see?

I want him.

But I don't know if he wants me or the contract.

You see what power can do for you?

I'm kidding.

I'm not kidding.

I want it here and now.

I don't believe this.

You know you want to see if you will.

Goddamn it, Peggy.

You see?

He really does love me after all.

Good, baby.

Vice presidents have all the fun.

Does a man want something?

You can get what you want in return.

People are going to look at you differently now.

Treat you with respect.

You've worked for it.

Oh, you deserve it.

Come on.

Give it to me.

Just like the last time.

Oh, I love you too.

Come on, sign the contract.

Oh, I'm sure you can make me come again.

I want you to talk to me, baby.

Ergie.

Why'd you humiliate me, Peggy?

Why'd you do it?

I don't know.

Oh, why?

I can't...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Oh...

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh, your tongue tastes so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh... There are windows.

Get some light in there in here.

There aren't any windows.

Well, I'm here like the agency said.

Queen jacket.

Jersey to chose on athletic.

You come about the bouncer's job?

Yeah.

Well, what makes you think you're a bouncer?

I was North Atlantic boxing champion, U.S.

Navy.

Boxing rules don't apply here.

For $350 a week, you make your own rules.

Any $50 to start?

That's right.

Holy shit.

I'm the manager.

Do you smoke?

No, ma'am.

Drink?

Very low.

Would you mind taking off your jacket?

I stay away from all white bread.

Sugar.

I take a lot of vitamins.

You brand and yogurt.

You can count on me for the truth.

I got told the guy with the ice.

I was North Atlantic boxing champion, U.S.

Navy.

Carnival discharge.

I'm afraid to know, ma'am.

Excuse me, the agency said... $350 a week.

You mind if I sit on it?

Tell me everything about yourself.

My name is Harry Davenport.

What's yours?

Cherie.

Cherie.

Cherie.

I knew a girl from Naples once.

Thanks, Starla.

Like the song.

But, Cherie, that's the most beautiful of all.

Let's forget about this job anyway.

I'm more interested in what you're going to be doing for the next three days.

Cherie, I think you just knocked out a boxing champion.

I tell you what.

Let me pick you up after work.

Then we go after a few laughs.

And then I can take you home.

Mmm.

I want you.

Get away.

What's up, wait a minute.

Someone's coming.

What?

I'm going to get into Asia.

She's just trying out her new action.

No.

No.

It's okay.

Mmm.

Are you that hot?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Jesus.

Look at that.

You don't do things like that, do you?

No.

Oh, I'm glad.

He shouldn't work in a place like this.

It's not good.

Come, come away with me.

I'll take you home.

Follow me.

Whoa.

Take your pants off, Harry.

I'm ready for you, Harry.

Yes.

Get the champagne, Harry.

Okay.

Oh,

Harry, do you hear that?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Two heads.

Harry.

What are you doing here?

The hell is this?

Sorry.

Wait a minute.

I know, I understand.

I understand.

I get it.

I get it.

I get it.

I don't do that.

A couple of lesbians.

Lesbians.

Do you want the job, don't you, Harry?

Come on, please fuck us.

Kind of a person you think I am.

We had $50 a week, Harry.

You'll never make it.

You're disgusting.

Where are you going?

We're going to make them.

I'll

send you two more three of my best young men in the last few hours.

I mean, I'm not sure I know exactly what you want.

All right, all right.

I know.

I know.

400 a week.

Jesus.

All right.

I'll give it some more for you.

Goodbye.

Well, Harry, what's the matter with you then?

Got a case of the cramps?

Stony's.

You sent me to see sex perverts.

I want a job.

This one woman comes out, she gets me all worked up.

Then the next woman comes out and she does slowly.

Then what did they do, Harry?

What did they do to you?

Well, they didn't make me breakfast, that's for sure.

I got the worst case of the Stony's on record.

Stony's what a Stony's.

Blue balls.

Have you ever heard of blue balls?

That's what I got.

Blue balls.

Every afternoon at three o'clock, I don't

know what it is, but I get so fucking horny.

Look out at me window and I see those big diesel trucks go by with their big black

tires, belching out all that black smoke into the air.

The trees.

Oh, the trees are the sexiest of them all.

The way they lean and they bend.

Cypress trees are the best.

Come on, Harry.

Come on over here and come here and walk.

I won't mind right here on me, Deathbladder.

You're all crazy.

You're all sicko.

It's perfect.

Sorry, Harry.

I'm a woman and I love fucked up straight men.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you what.

Give me that $400 dress.

But, Harry, you don't have the experience.

I don't know.

You can't have a dead body.

Leave me, dear.

Oh, bitch.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Yeah.

There's

a ball of juicy cum on it.

Right, thanks.

Oh, honey.

You're not ready to beat me.

My ditzery.

Oh.

That was so wonderful.

And it's only three or five.

You should come around the same time every day.

I just went there $400 a piece of paper.

She turned down two or three of my best men.

I don't understand.

Tell me what's a fag.

This vacation idea of yours is excellent.

You've got it all, baby.

All you need is a little help with the attitude.

Did you get the contact?

Yes, I did.

I think it was about four o'clock in the morning.

I don't know what it is about that, man.

But you really shouldn't humiliate him.

Are you kidding?

Give him a chance to show off.

Yes.

Thank you.

Ask him to come in, please.

Two weeks, fresh, air, quiet.

Oh, I envy you.

Please, sit down.

Thank you.

Tell me back to you, Mr. Davenport.

Well, it's very simple.

Fresh from a four-year hitch in the Navy.

Previous to that, I was in business with my brother-in-law.

Very handsome, man.

It's too gorgeous to be straight.

Previous to that, I was junior college and then before that high school.

The position is that of a bodyguard.

Mother spent thousands on ballet lessons.

And I was considered a ballet very similar to boxing.

I love contact sports.

And so I boxed.

And I decked them all.

North Atlantic Champion.

Well, I'm taking an extended vacation.

And what I need is someone to be near me at all times.

To wake me up in the morning.

To put me to bed at night.

And to leave me alone after I'm in bed.

Two weeks only, four hundred plus women board.

Sounds peachy.

Um, did you give massages?

Of course.

Hi, this is Harry Davenport.

Is Mr. Swanson in?

Oh, vacation.

Well, who's he going to come back?

Monday.

Did he get any of my messages, you know?

Please tell him when he returns to that I call, okay?

Yeah, and take my number.

Well, let's just take it again.

Yeah, two, eight, nine, one, seven, two.

Thanks a lot.

Okay, bye-bye.

There it is.

I hear it's a sophisticated bar and there's no danger.

Well, my job is to think there is danger.

Now, let me see your little unit there.

Yes, now you must always leave this little switch on.

Right here.

Yes, I'll never be more than a block and a half on the way.

Let me see if it works here.

Testing one, two, three.

Testing one, two, three, it's fine.

Yeah.

Very nice.

Thank you.

This is the music of the gods.

And you are goddess.

I'll be anything they want me to be.

It's pure Chinese, though.

That room's down the hall.

The

world is my clock.

And tonight, the two are yours.

It was indescribable.

It was good, wasn't it?

We both were.

Well, I see you at the bar again.

Oh, I don't know.

Well, if I should ignore you, you'll understand.

It only means I'm into something new.

Yes, of course.

Could I freshen your drink before you go?

No.

Just give me a few seconds to freshen up, but I'll be on my way.

May I call you a cab?

No.

I hate to think of you wandering the streets by yourself.

I'll be all right.

Now we're going to see how good you are.

Well, I must admit I haven't massaged many ladies in my life.

It's in a navy.

We massaged each other on the boxing team.

I like it deep, Harry.

Well, the worst thing that can happen is that you fire me.

That's good.

We have a very strong back.

You know, it's none of my business, but...

You know, there's no reason for you to pick up men in bars.

You're right.

It is none of your business.

Ever since high school, I've thought of nothing else but success.

I've been sensationally successful at success.

I've neglected an awful lot of my education.

That's where we're going to another bar tonight.

Can I buy you another drink?

Have I offended you or something?

No.

I have a good job.

Women are paying their own way.

There's nothing wrong with buying a man a drink.

Look, lady, you're very pretty.

And maybe I'm out of step with the times, but I buy my own drinks.

I like to make my own approaches.

And I also like to lead when I'm dancing.

You understand?

Yes.

I don't understand.

I had to love to eat the crutch out of your panties.

Oh, God.

You want me to leave any clothes off?

No, not a thing.

You've never done this before.

You don't have to tell me what to do.

You don't have to do anything.

What's so funny?

I'm sorry.

It's just that your face is so smooth.

No, I'm sorry.

I can't.

That's all right, honey.

It is the way it is.

Why did you turn over your face?

You let me know if this is too rough.

Mm-hmm.

Well, did you find out if you're gay?

We don't have penises.

Some of you have balls.

Yeah.

Harry?

Why do you do this?

Here you are, massaging a woman's body, driving her car.

Don't you want to be somebody?

I am somebody, besides.

I need the money.

I'm going into business.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

What kind of business?

I don't know yet, but it won't be with my brother-in-law.

Hey, that.

Mm-hmm.

That's rough, but that's wonderful.

You're as clean as you've ever been.

Where are we going next?

I don't know.

Thought maybe we'd just drive around, scouting a territory.

Wanna buy some gas?

No, the trouble's with my tires.

I'm only a gas person.

So serious, you're working, sure?

We're on the back.

But, uh, yeah, I don't know how to work.

I'm the only one with you.

You got a name?

Champagne.

I'm a beer man, myself.

Want a beer?

No, thank you.

Have a seat.

It's just more to me.

I want you to be a friend of mine.

Fred.

Fred's been with me a long time.

Hi, Fred.

Play with him a little.

He gets friendly.

He started to relax.

Oh, well, I didn't do anything to get him excited.

Mm-hmm.

Fred likes what?

Fred likes a lot of tongue, too.

Oh, dad.

Oh, yes.

You don't get long?

Long time.

I bet all you like.

Just about.

Oh.

I think you're going to make Fred very handy.

Excuse me, man.

Did you happen to see a tall, good-looking woman with dark hair come by this way?

Yeah.

Do you see which way she went?

Yes.

Where?

With text.

Text where?

Text.

Whoo -hoo!

Don't drop, Fred.

Oh, no!

Hey!

I need any work.

Oh, my hell, I'm not.

Champagne.

Champagne.

Caught Jesus.

Girl, why she needs to have to shut me up.

No, no!

Please don't do that again.

Oh, Harry, your fingers have moved back.

It was healing power.

I only help your circulation.

You heal yourself.

Go between my thighs.

Oh, my God.

Do you see a bad news?

No, no, I just broke a nail.

Press hard, Harry.

No, that's good.

That's it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what, Harry?

Sometimes I wish you could be a woman.

See, you could do all sorts of things.

What things?

What do you do?

Watch my panties and stockings.

Well, I'm not interested in rushing and drying.

I'm more interested in what you do when you're... with a man.

Well...

Sometimes I like to yell out dirty words.

What dirty words?

Well, there's thighs.

Yeah.

And thighs?

Yeah.

There's some thighs.

What else?

We know.

Ass.

What about ass?

Yeah.

And thighs, beautiful, beautiful thighs.

Good.

Good.

That's the most beautiful of all.

What about heart load?

Did you ever say, take my heart load?

No.

It may be said that.

You must

need a nice young man if you're only about now.

Oh, yes.

How could you tell?

Wait.

Well, I'm going to give you a man.

Well, you don't have to do that.

You deserve it, Harry.

Pull over and stop here.

Get me up in about three hours.

Yes.

Hi, Miss Jones.

Yes, Miss Jones.

Please come here.

Thank you.

Hey, Missy.

Hey, Missy.

Hey, Missy.

Miss Jones, this is Christopher.

Christopher, Miss Jones.

How do you do, Christopher?

And over here we have Cara and Mrs. Peter.

Peter?

Would you turn around, please?

Thank you.

Over here, Miss Jones, we have Robert.

And this is Buck.

Scott, Miss Miss Jones.

Hello.

How you doing?

Would you turn around for me, please?

And again, please.

Turn around.

Why did you pleasure this afternoon, Miss Jones?

You, please.

Thank you, Miss Jones.

I'm honored.

And Peter.

And Buck.

All right.

Is Mr. Swanson in?

Harry Davenport.

Oh, well, do you know when he'll be free?

Uh, well, could you tell him to call me when he gets a chance?

Okay, Harry Davenport.

Two, eight, nine, one, seven, two.

Uh-huh.

Okay, thanks.

Well, come on, me at once.

Yeah.

Get close, and I'll bring it up.

I'm going to shoot.

I'm going to shoot.

Oh, yes.

It's really scary.

You like the toy house, huh?

Hi,

how are you doing today?

It's just fine.

Um, just fine.

I have, uh, found the 99-cent special ad in here somewhere.

Oh, yeah.

Well, why don't you try the super special instead?

Now you're talking.

Okay.

Well, what you do is you drive your car around

here, and I'll meet you on the other side.

Okay.

You

can see through the side.

Better hurry, Daddy.

It's only a three-minute car wash.

Uh, that'll be $20.

Um, you can pay me now, please.

$20?

Yeah.

What thought it was 99 cents?

Well, the 99 cents is for the special wash.

And the $20 is for the special plug.

Well, they know.

They didn't say anything about that.

Well, you think that I just did all that in the car for a lousy 99 cents?

Yeah, that was very recent.

Well, I thought.

I'm not cleaning that.

I'm cleaning.

What?

You cheap, bloody son of a bitch!

You better pay me!

I'm cleaning right now!

The mother's here!

You're going to kill you!

The three minutes.

I can't believe it.

Nothing's real anymore.

You're quality.

No beauty.

You've been so good to me, Harry.

Now I...

want to be good to you.

This is Buck.

The surprise, I promised you.

You shouldn't have.

My cock is all yours.

Oh, jeez, you should have.

You're just so good to me.

What's wrong, Harry?

I'd provisioned the link.

Leave him back.

Hey, are you going to be all right?

Buck says you hit him.

Oh, Jesus, God.

I guess I don't know.

My arm starts swinging and I lost control at four million.

Could you apologize to him for me, please?

Does that happen often?

Only once before my whole life.

Here we are.

I hope you're not getting hooked on this warhouse.

There's something more I need to know.

Don't get out.

You have most of the day off.

Just pick me up at 8.30 tonight.

And don't be overly concerned.

It's my job to be concerned.

Mr. Lieberman, I realize you lost most of your money in the stock market.

I know that.

Look, Mr. Lieberman, we made what we felt was a sound investment based on research,

based on our knowledge of the situation.

It's just one of those unpredictable situations.

We did the best we could.

There's no way that anyone can foresee the future.

Mr. Lieberman, I have a client coming in the office right now.

Let me get back to you in about an hour.

Bye-bye.

I'm Harry Davenport.

Mr. Davenport, it's great to see you after all these years.

Have a chair.

I'm Jim Swanson, manager of your account.

Safe.

You built up quite a company for yourself.

Company?

Why, the Jimmy Instant Printing, of course.

Oh, of course.

Well, I came by to make my final investment payment

as we arranged and pick up my share at the same time.

Well, I'm delighted to accept your investment.

But I don't understand anything about you receiving any share.

Well, the company had profits, right?

My share.

Certainly, in fact, your company has cleared over a million dollars.

Maybe even two million.

Two million dollars.

Good.

Thank you.

Let me check and I'll be on my way.

Mr. Davenport, I can't give you any money.

What do you mean you can't give me?

I gave you money every month.

Yes, that's true.

But you signed away power of attorney.

We're only authorized to make any payments to him.

Him?

Him?

My brother-in-law.

Hey, you coming out for the track team?

I'm not fast enough.

You're fast enough for me?

Really?

Hey, you fast indoors, too?

I bet I can beat you.

I want to see Mr. Swanson today.

Well, some surprise you laid on me.

I'm gonna hurry, Harry.

But we gotta work this out.

What are you talking about?

The company.

Yeah?

Well, he wouldn't give me any of my money.

I'm not your lawyer, Harry.

But, come on, I'm really gonna hurry.

When did I sign power of attorney over to you?

Remember that paper you gave me the sign to get you out of bankruptcy?

What you got me into?

Yeah, but your company was going nowhere.

I made you a wealthy man.

Give me some money.

You'll get your money, Harry.

You'll get your money.

Every cent of it.

When I die, you'll get your money.

And I'm not gonna die for a long time.

My pulse rate is down and my heartbeat is perfect.

I'm in the peak of health, Harry.

And you know something?

You're not gonna kill me either.

Because you haven't got the guts to kill me, Harry.

You haven't got the slime to kill me.

You're a nice guy, Harry.

A nice guy is gonna kill me.

Hey, don't open those.

Why not?

Well, at this place, you pretend not to see anyone else.

And they pretend not to see you.

Aren't you been here before?

No.

Well, the routine is simple.

Lights stay out, blind stay closed.

And the day rate means we gotta check out by 4 pm.

Only today I got a piano lesson at 2.30.

So we only got an hour and 45 minutes.

Come on, let's go.

I've got depression up.

You look fine.

Come on.

I won't be long.

Well, don't waste too much time.

A shower.

Good God.

Good God.

I mean, well, geez, we might as well just forget it.

Like, it's been 13 minutes, you know.

Can you hurry up?

Please.

Please, I'm finished.

Never be rushed.

Come on, my child.

Come on, my girls.

What

are you doing tomorrow night?

I'm leaving town south to you.

I won't be here.

I'll never see you again.

I don't think so.

But, I got to see you again.

We just got to... I mean... Oh, Jesus.

What am I going to do?

Well, champagne.

Come in.

I couldn't sleep.

Are we going someplace tonight?

No.

I've been everywhere and done everything I want to do.

I remembered you liked sailors.

Why don't you pretend you met me in the park?

You took me home and we can play all night.

It's a matter, Harry.

You need a paper bag?

No, it's just the thought of a young sailor coming to me in the middle of the 90s.

Overwhelming.

You want to help your sailor boy?

Yeah.

Make it fun.

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

It's so unusual.

How does it feel when a woman touches you, Harry?

It's good.

Harry?

Harry?

You want your sailor boy to suck on you?

Yes, you?

No.

Just relax now.

See you later.

Champagne, I am.

I'm going to tell you who I am.

What I am.

Are you awake?

Maybe it's just as well, babe.

Yeah, it's just as well.

Honey, if it's a matter of more money while we can arrange for that, you know.

No, Mr. Critt, that isn't it.

Well, if you want to do something with your own department,

we're going to just completely as far as I'm concerned.

That isn't it, either.

Oh, may I have this?

Oh, of course you can.

You're going to have the whole thing.

Well, what seems to be the problem?

I can't.

I don't know.

Hi.

I'm Harry Gattelport.

I brought this uniform back for, uh, Champagne.

Yes, Mr. Davenport.

We can't see for just a minute, please.

Just take a few, please.

Okay.

What do you mean you're quitting?

You can't quit.

Our whole sales campaign is built around you.

Change it.

Yes.

Right away, thank you.

Well, what is the real reason, God damn it?

I guess I've noticed I'm vicious as I thought I was.

I'll see to it that you never work again.

Peggy, Peggy.

Remember, she can write her own ticket with any cosmetic for her me in the country.

We can take her to court, ruin her.

There's nothing as says she can't quit.

You're going to leave without saying goodbye.

Well...

Look, I...

Look, I brought my suit back.

And the fitty cash, all the receipts, and everything's accounted for.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, so long.

I don't know, I was...

I...

I tried...

I tried to tell you last night, this morning.

Well, wait a minute.

You see, I've got to say this.

You see, I'm not a...

I know.

No, I mean, all that stuff about me being... I know.

You know.

How long have you known?

Almost from the beginning.

Almost from what?

Well, you fixed me out with that big, with the...

You dirty.

And all those times you...

Yes.

You dirty.

And you dirty.

And last night when you went...

You...

You...

You gorgeous creature, you.

Well...

Well, now... Let me tell you something.

I mean, really, let me tell you something.

I love you.

That's what?

I love you.

I love you too.

I will.

I will tell you something else.

What else do you want to tell me?

Should you love me?

I don't know.

Well, I own 186 jiffy printing shops.

Oh, that's something that my goddamn millionaire.

They like that.

You know what?

I think you're going to need to help with your advertising.

Champagne.

You're bubbly.

Champagne.

You're lovely.

You're such a pleasure to see.

One touch can put me in...

Seven, seven, and on.

A scale of ten.

You're evil, eleven.

You are the blue sky.

My farm.

The perfect time.

And so I'll just go on.

Loving.

Champagne.

You fill all my days with sunshine.

Champagne.

You're finally mine.

You're finally mine.

You're finally mine.