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Fits pretty good.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I can't believe I did it. It happened.

Graduated.

Oh, my God. All that hard work paid off.

Wow.

Hey, guys.

Why are you still in your gown?

We were just there.

I know, but the star was over.

I thought it looked good. I don't know.

I mean, you look great, but, you know, you graduated now. You don't... I know,

just... I've been waiting all year to wear this.

I guess it's kind of silly and all, but... So what should we do today, guys?

We're graduating!

You didn't hear about Max's party?

Uh, yeah, Max's party. I totally heard about that.

Yeah. I can't go.

No, I can't.

No.

Guys, like, I haven't even been to a party all year.

So?

How can I go to a party with Max being there? I've had a crush on him for,

three years.

That's, like, the best reason to go.

Yeah, but I don't know. I think I'm just going to be too nervous to, like, say

anything to him.

Trust me, he wants to talk to you.

Who wouldn't? I mean, look at you. Come on.

I don't know. I just... I'm nervous. Are you guys even going to go?

I'll be there for sure with you, girl, but... I can't go.

Kitty's going to be there, though. I mean, come on. What?

It's a graduation.

You're not going to go?

Yeah, but, like, she's been your friend for, like, forever.

Our friends forever.

I know, but you guys are my best friends.

You'll be fine.

You'll be great. I'll be right next to you the whole time.

Guys, I don't know. Like, it's just kind of hard going to a party with your

crush. I mean, is Ashton going to be there? I know you've got a crush on her.

Is she going to be there?

Yes. She'll be there.

Exactly. And he's not nervous to go?

Come on. You have no idea what you're missing out on. Let's go for this

experience.

We did all of this work in school. We gotta have some fun.

Yeah. Especially you. I feel like you worked the hardest out of us.

Exactly. Yeah.

Okay.

But you know you can't wear that, right?

Like, everyone's gonna be dressed up.

Yeah.

Please help me.

I have nothing to wear.

You can wear one of my dresses.

We'll get you looking good for your crush.

Let me just...

Oh, sorry. Yeah, leave.

Oh, my gosh. You got it. Oh, my gosh. You got it.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know, guys.

I just, it just feels really awkward. We, like, don't really know a lot of

people here.

I don't even see Max.

I see Afton.

She's right there.

She's in the purple dress.

And then I know Max is here for sure.

Okay, let's go.

Come on, girls, let's take a selfie.

Everyone get around.

Get around.

Say cheese.

That's insane, dude.

Major sport.

I know. Like game winning.

See, I told you guys.

He wants a cool girl like Em. Why would he want to talk to me?

Oh, look at you. You're gorgeous in this dress. Why wouldn't he want to give you

a chance? He has no idea what he's missing.

Guys, I don't know. I think this was a huge waste of time coming to this party.

No, come on.

Em, what the fuck? Dude, you can't be doing that.

What? Come on. You know you're mine.

We're not together.

I told you not to call me that anymore.

No, I mean, one day you're going to stop resisting me.

We hooked up one time. You're going to give people the wrong idea.

Okay, and?

Whatever.

One day you're going to be fine.

I don't know, guys.

I just, I need a second. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'll be back.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. Let me... Oh, my bad.

I'm sorry. I just keep getting in your way.

Don't worry. I don't mind at all.

Like, it's really nice to see you. This is the first time I've seen you at a

party in, like, four years. It's really nice to see you.

Like... Oh, uh... I didn't know you knew my name.

Of course I know your name.

We have, like, a ton of classes together.

Yeah, I know.

You look great in that dress, actually.

This?

Oh, um, thank you.

Of course.

Do

you

have any plans on the 4th of July?

Matt, there you are. The whole party's looking for you.

What do you mean? Come with me. Come on. Come on. What do you mean?

This dress is soaking wet.

This is ruined.

Are you okay?

Guys, my dress.

Em literally spilled your whole thing on me.

God, you're so wet. I'm sorry, babe. I'm so sorry. You just need to forget about

her. Look,

I'm going to get her. That's the only thing on my bucket list for this bummer.

I'm going to take her, and then I'm going to smash her.

And that's as far as I got. Dude, she deserves it. She's freaking mean. I

believe she would do that to you. How mean.

I thought that's literally how she's treated you, like, this whole time you

in school.

It's just ridiculous.

I know.

God, all I wanted to do this summer was just fucking see my crush, say hey,

have a moment just alone with him. Like, that's all I wanted to do.

Spend just one moment with Max alone.

Well, for my bucket list, I kind of just want to hook up.

Yeah, with Afton, huh?

I know.

She looked at me.

I know, that pink dress.

Yeah. She looked really good. I just get so nervous.

Why didn't you say hi?

I mean, your situation, you know?

I'm just looking out for you.

Yeah.

We just had a moment just right in front of the bathroom.

We did?

Yeah, he actually knew my name. I didn't know that he knew my name. I told you.

I told you. Yeah, I didn't even know that he knew I was in his history class,

but he knew.

But it is what it is, and, you know, we'll get through it.

Hey.

Hey, Afton.

Come on over.

Yeah, let's scoot this way. Okay.

Seven minutes in heaven.

Oh.

Cool.

But I did hear your guys' entire conversation.

Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. Really?

No, Blake. No. Oh, my God. No, it's fine.

Can I give some friendly advice?

Sure. Forget all of those people and what happened. Why don't we just have

fun back here?

You know, just that.

What do you mean?

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

What's the matter?

I don't really play games like that, guys.

Come on, Blake. It's just a game.

It'll get your mind off of Max.

Okay. Cool.

Just like two rounds, okay? Sure, sure.

All right.

Who wants to go first?

You go first. What's your idea? You go.

You know the rules.

Alright, it's your turn.

Your

turn.

Okay.

All right, your turn, your turn.

Okay.

Wow.

Okay.

Wow.

Dang.

Let me give you guys some more advice.

You need to go over to Mac's house tomorrow and get this fixed.

You? Just take M's phone and destroy it. Get that revenge.

And you are going to get laid.

Oh. Oh, wow.

Lady, are you going to help me?

What? I mean, it's just a liar.

It's our best friend. Why not?

Exactly. He's our best friend.

I mean...

I guess it wouldn't count, right? Right, exactly. It doesn't count.

It doesn't count, right?

Friends. Friends.

I know he's been hiding or something?

Oh my gosh.

I've never seen someone suck dick before.

Ever? You're so good at this.

Oh my gosh.

You're so pretty.

Let me get your hair.

Yes,

kitty. Oh, my gosh.

Right there.

I hope you like it sloppy because that's what you're going to get.

Is this fun before you?

There we go

I'm so jealous of you guys.

Oh, my gosh.

There we go.

Like that? Yeah.

Just like that.

I could help you out a little bit there.

Yeah? Oh, my God, you two.

Oh, my God. It's hitting the back of my throat.

What am I supposed to do?

You haven't done this before?

Guys, I don't remember. It was so long ago.

Oh, my gosh.

I can help you.

Because I'm fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Wow. That's so hot.

I'm so wet watching you guys fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Just spreading that pussy.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I don't want to watch you go in.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fucking use his dick.

I just fucking let that ass hit my face.

I just fucking

let that ass hit my

fucking glasses.

Fucking glasses.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Help me, kitty. Push her fucking down on that dick.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Guys,

the lights are going to fuck me. Oh, my God.

Whoa. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh my

God. Oh

my

God.

Yeah.

Fucking give me that.

One more that day.

It's fucking dead.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, fuck yes.

I had so much fun with you.

I'm so glad you're all my friends.

This has been so good.

Fucking stroking my dick.

Oh yeah, grab his balls.

Yeah, just licking his tip like that.

Yeah, just worshipping that fucking dick.

Oh yeah, just rubbing it.

Yeah, put it all on your fucking tongue like that.

Exactly, yeah.

Yeah, stick out that

Get that dick, girl.

I'm pussy -stretched. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Like, beautiful fucking lips.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You're so dead.

Yeah.

I'll fucking slam that dick in your ass. Oh, fuck you.

there we still want some more god your dick is 120

degrees yes you

know what i want i

want you to fucking come all over

We fucking won it.

out of five best day ever yeah i'm so glad we're all friends cross

that off your bucket list no kidding

And, you know, last weekend was super cool.

Last weekend at that party, it was so good to see.

Yeah,

you know, it was so cool, like, seeing you at that party last weekend.

Did you, like, want to go to the Fourth of July party with me?

He's not going to see us. Oh, my God.

Do you want to go to the...

Want to go to the Fourth of July party or something?

No, it's desperate, desperate, desperate.

I don't know, like maybe we're going to

go swim in the pool.

Get a hot dog together and have fun.

You know, it's Fourth of July. You know, like at the party we could, we could

totally like...

What am I gonna say?

You, you're, you just like shine like fireworks.

Oh my god, this is so cringe, this is so cringe.

Um, okay, do you, do you wanna like,

do you wanna like make fireworks?

Oh my god.

Yeah, we could, we could have fun.

Oh,

uh, I don't, I don't need any cookies or chocolate or whatever it is you're

selling. Oh, I don't have any cookies.

I was wondering, is your son home?

No, he's at the gym or something.

Oh, do you know when he's going to be back?

I have no idea.

Oh, okay.

I just kind of have something important to tell him.

I kind of need to do it in person, so I just...

Can't you just text him like a normal teenager?

Yeah, but it's kind of important.

I know you.

I know you.

You're Shay Seitz, aren't you?

Yeah.

I've been wanting to meet his family for so long.

I didn't know it was going to be you of all people. Oh, my God. This is crazy.

Oh, my God. I'm literally standing on Chase's porch.

I have so many questions to ask you about just, like, journalism and just

getting out there. And I would love to just, like, ask you a couple of

if you had, like, some time.

Oh, my God.

Come on in.

Whoa.

I can't believe I'm in Chase's house right now.

What do you want with my son?

Oh, I guess I'll tell you. I actually came over to invite him to a Fourth of

July party with me and other stuff.

Do you have a crush on my son?

Um... I don't... I

don't... Sweetie, it's pointless.

He has a girlfriend.

Who? Em.

Em? M. Indica?

They're not dating.

Not yet.

But you know she has a full ride to Stanford, right?

She's on the rowing team.

She's an unbelievable artist.

I mean, that girl is pretty much good at everything she touches.

I mean, M is perfect for him. Not some dork like you. No offense,

but...

I can see how everybody likes them and why everyone thinks she's so cool, but

the end of the day, I really like your son, and I've liked him for so long,

and just please let me talk to him.

It's just a couple sentences, and I'll stick your quiet as a mouse. Well, I

mean, what do you really have to offer him?

Do you do any drugs or alcohol?

No, no, never.

What's your GPA?

4 .0, solid.

Do you play any sport?

All of them, including academic decathlon.

All right.

I don't know. I think you might be fudging that a little bit. But where are

going to school?

And do you have a scholarship?

I do.

It's actually to MIT for journalism.

Me too.

I knew that.

All right. Well, I guess you can wait quietly.

Thank you so much. It really means a lot.

Yeah, I can just sit over here. Oh, no, no, no. You can't meet my son looking

like that. Come over here.

What do you mean? These are my clothes.

and work with the... I mean, I have an idea.

It might sound kind of crazy, just trust me.

Beautiful.

Really? Like more than him?

Like your son's going to be my boyfriend?

Depends on how you answer this question.

Okay. Are you a good kisser?

I don't know.

Why? Well, I can't have my son being with some nerd who doesn't know how to

kiss.

Are you sure this is okay?

You want to answer my question?

Hmm.

Hey, honey, do you know if we have any... Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my

Oh, uh... Who the heck is this?

Why are you naked?

This is my house!

This is a girl who has a crush on our son, and I was just testing her out.

Do you want to test her out?

Yeah. I don't know about that, honey.

I mean... What? We do it with Em all the time.

Really?

You guys?

Like, with Em?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I mean, that's how much she loves our son.

She lets us test her out all the time.

Oh.

So... this is really okay?

Oh, absolutely.

I don't know about this, honey.

Not another one. If you're going to be with our son, you have to be good at

And let's not pretend you're not totally hard.

Oh, God. Come on.

I just wasn't really expecting this today.

I'm okay if you are, sir.

Are you sure?

Um... I really like your son.

And if... This is the way that he can be my boyfriend.

And I'll do it.

I really

have to see an A for Alfred, all right?

You get straight A's.

She gets straight A's.

Now based on our conversation at the door, I think you can do much better

that.

Is this okay?

I need to get a better look to really critique this properly.

A little bit deeper.

I didn't know I could do that.

I mean, you're just definitely gaining brownie points. Yeah, good.

He likes that.

Pretty eyes.

Want to clip this like a good girl? Yeah.

I think you can do a lot better than that.

Yeah. I mean, you are going to MIT, aren't you?

Yeah.

Good job, isn't she?

You want

to be better than them? Uh -huh.

Suck on those balls. There you go.

I think I do.

Yes, I do.

Choke on them.

Yeah.

Fucking tell me how much you want.

Choke on that dick.

Oh, good girl.

Choke on that dick.

Oh my God, he's in my throat.

Let me see it.

All the way down.

There you go.

All the way down.

Choke on that dick. I'm going to help you.

Oh, yeah.

I'm with this fucking dick. I need to go back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You want to be dating or not?

Can you do?

Come and show us.

Show us.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't believe these sheets I just touched.

Fucking put that some in my ass

Look at it with that awesome fucking look at it.

Oh, you're fucking taking me out.

Oh, my God.

Please put it in me, please.

Please put it in me, please. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Ben's over right here.

Do I?

Is it better than Em's?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your husband's fucking me. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

is so fucking perfect, oh my god, yeah, oh, so, oh,

yeah, oh, fuck, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, fuck, oh,

oh, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, oh, my fucking door, oh, yeah, just holding my

fucking pussy open, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, fuck,

yeah,

Fuck me nice and hard like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Put me on red tape.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, put it back in.

Oh my god.

Oh, it's fucking just flaring into me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I want it fucking deeper.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

My fucking god Oh, yes.

Oh, fucking wonderful. Just like that. Yes.

Oh, my God. Your husband's cock is fucking insane.

Oh, my God.

I really should be thanking you for sharing everybody with you.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fucking give me it.

Oh

yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Fucking open my mouth and put that dick in my throat.

Yes, fucking push me into her. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm so fucking wet. Oh, yeah. Put it back in. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. I want to get closer to that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's just getting under.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh, my fucking God.

That fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You want to make me cum?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. Oh, right there.

Fucking make me cum on your husband's dick. Oh, my God.

Come on that dick.

Come on that dick like a good girl.

Yeah. Come on that dick like a good little fucking slut. Oh, yeah.

Fuck the shit out of that pussy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, Michael.

Fucking open my pussy is oh my god Fuck

yeah, oh my god just putting the fucking tongue in me