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All right.
I think this is the place?
Yep. This looks like it. Looks like the house. 3, 2, 1, 2.
Yep, that's it.
Okay. Perfect. It looks huge.
All right.
Is she here?
She said she's inside already. Yeah, let's go meet her inside.
When we get into this, have you told her anything about us? Does she know?
No, I didn't think that that needed to be brought up.
Did you?
I didn't say anything to her. I think it'll be fine.
She'll be fine. She won't even notice.
Okay. And what did she say the realm was? I don't think she said yet.
She said she wanted to show us it first, see if we liked it, and then she'll let
us know.
Okay.
I'm excited.
We'll walk in.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey,
Jasmine. Hey.
So nice to finally meet you.
Good. Bobby, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys. I'll be showing you
around. We're very excited. It looks huge.
It is. It's in a great location.
It's 3 ,000 square feet.
And there's a front and back yard.
Nice, nice.
How's the neighborhood?
The neighborhood is very good. It's in the top percentile.
Okay. Crime?
Very low around here.
Okay. Quiet around here? Yeah. There's a good neighborhood watch.
Oh, wow.
Schools nearby?
There are some schools nearby.
Great elementary and a great high school.
Okay. Do you guys have any kids?
No, no, no, no, no. Oh. No, we're just...
This is actually our first time looking to get a place together, so.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. We've never really, we've never lived together before, you know. Well,
long have you been dating?
About three years now.
So I think it's time to move, you know, to the next step.
Oh, yeah. Definitely, yeah.
Definitely. Yeah.
The house is beautiful.
Yeah, there's a great master bedroom I want to show you guys upstairs.
And there's a wine cellar.
Downstairs. Are you guys wine drinkers?
I know I am. Of course, yeah.
Perfect. We love some wine.
Sounds like a great spot for you guys.
Could be, yeah. Is there a pool back there as well? Oh, yeah. There's a pool
jacuzzi. Oh, great.
Does the maintenance come with the price of the place, or do we have to pay for
that ourselves?
Yeah, you do have to pay for that yourself, but it is fully furnished.
Oh, it comes with everything?
It does. Oh, you didn't say that.
I didn't really know, actually.
Yeah, it's $5 ,000 a month.
Oh.
Is that okay, PK?
Wait, hold on. $5 ,000?
Yeah, $5 ,000.
Yikes. Okay.
Yeah,
this is like our first time moving in together. $5 ,000 is going to be a
bit of a hit.
Yeah. Oh, yikes.
Okay.
Well, I have some other properties I could show you.
Are they as nice as this one?
No, this is, I mean, in my opinion, this is the best one.
Yeah, this is, I mean, this fits everything we want, right? It does. I
like it.
I'm liking the pool and the, you know, all the, like, the neighborhood stuff
sounds really, really nice. How are the neighbors, like, themselves?
Are they, like, nosy, or do they keep to themselves?
What's their situation?
They're very quiet, and there's a six -foot fence around it, so it's very
private.
That's lovely.
Yeah, they're doing whatever you want.
But they don't really bother you at all?
No, not at all.
Okay. Very quiet.
So we can just be swimming, kind of walking around, doing whatever we want
do.
Yeah, they keep to themselves.
Okay. Yeah. Very cool, very cool.
Do you want to check out the master bedroom?
I'd love to look more at this place, yeah, for sure. Well, let me show you
Okay, great.
This is the master bedroom I was telling you guys about. I love it. There's a
bathroom right over here.
And a great view.
Nice.
Fully furnished.
Oh, the bed comes too?
Yeah. And that little thing right there? Whatever that's called?
Everything. Yeah.
Ottoman. Ottoman? Yeah.
That'll be coming handy, huh?
Good placement.
Yeah. Alright.
Very nice up here.
Very big. Very spacious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Can we talk about this rent really quick? Yeah. What are you looking to
$5 ,000.
Okay.
That's like, all right. Is that going to be an issue?
A lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Okay. Could you give us just a moment to talk about?
Some stuff really quick?
Yeah, of course. Take your time. I don't want to rush you. Okay.
Thank you. Yeah, of course.
So, what do you think?
I love this place so much.
I know, so do I, but it's a lot, a lot more.
I mean, it's everything that we want, right?
Yes, it's huge.
It has a pool.
I love the pool part. The neighborhood's amazing.
I love the, I mean, yeah, I guess the school part, whatever. We don't really
care about that, but.
I mean, I guess, but yes, amazing schools.
And then it'd be great to like have friends over.
It is very big for parties.
That part's good.
I'm sure we could like work something out, right?
With her?
With all of it.
With something.
There's got to be a way.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see if she can wiggle around or anything like that.
But if she can wiggle around, it's something that you'll want?
Yeah.
Okay. Whatever I think, because it's what I wanted.
I mean, I think, yeah, it's exactly what we want, though.
Let's, uh...
Yeah, should we see what she says? Can we change the place a little bit? Yeah,
let's do that.
Okay.
Yeah, what's the... Hey, Jasmine?
Hey. Hey.
You guys okay?
Yeah, yeah, we had a couple questions for you, actually.
Yeah, cute.
Come on in.
So, the price is a little bit much for like what we're looking for budget
right? Like, this is our first time moving in together, you know, we both
and everything, but still it's like, it's just a little bit much to take on
budget -wise, you know what I'm saying?
Okay. So, is there any, like, wiggle room, like, we don't have any children,
we're not going to damage your place, we're just...
You know, we can give you more money up front or whatever it is that you would
need to kind of, like, make a deal. Does that make sense?
Well, I mean... I don't know if I can do anything to enhance my deal at the
time.
You don't think there's, like, anything we can work out? We're just so in love
with this place.
It would be everything if we could... For our first place together, it would
everything if this could be it. I really want to help you guys out.
Like... What are you guys doing? Like, is it the relationship you guys have?
Up there?
Yeah. This is something that we kind of, like, developed a little while ago
called Reuse is what it is. I just kind of use her whenever, you know, whenever
I need my sexual desires fulfilled.
You know, that's what she's here for.
Okay. Have you heard a lot about it?
I've heard about it, but I've never known anybody.
So you guys are the first.
Okay. It's a lot of fun. I mean.
Is it exclusive just to you guys, or can anyone join?
We've talked about having people be a part of it before. We've never really
anyone be a part of it, but we've definitely talked about it.
Okay, well, let me tell you what I can do.
Okay.
I can drop the price down to $2 ,000.
Really? If I'm able to join your group.
Oh, you want to be a part of it? Yeah.
Yeah, it sounds very interesting.
Babe, what do you think?
I think that's a really good idea.
Especially we'll show you the robes, you know, and introduce you to it.
I'd love that. And that's a really, really good deal.
2000 would be like, we'll take it today. Oh, yeah. This place is already pretty.
We're ready to move in like now.
Okay, well then I think we've got ourselves a deal.
Fantastic. That's amazing.
Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh. I'm looking forward to this. All right.
Yeah,
just let us know when you're, like, ready to, like, enter into this whole
and we can make it happen for sure.
Okay, great. Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah, I'd love to get this going. I'm just going to go send some paperwork in
and get everything finalized, and I'll meet you guys back here.
Okay, sounds good. Thank you so much.
You've made our dreams come true with this stuff, like, unbelievably.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
What do you think, babe? I'm so happy that we got the place that we were
dreaming of. Yeah.
It's so perfect.
It's going to make everything good, huh?
Perfect deal.
Celebrate with a little crepe pie right now?
Mm -hmm.
What a way to celebrate the new place.
Absolutely.
You made a little bit of a mess, huh?
So dirty, don't you?
I'm going to clean it up a little bit.
Yeah, do that.
What do you like in the place?
I love it here.
Yeah? It's perfect.
What do you like your favorite thing?
Definitely the pool.
Yeah, I like the pool too. It's so much fun.
What's your favorite part?
I like the pool too.
Don't yell at me about the pool. The bed is my favorite part. I like all of it.
The price is nice. Everything is amazing.
That's right.
The price is nice.
It really is.
I'm coming in this spot when I'm cleaning up your mess.
It's our mess.
You hate it too, didn't you?
Come in.
Are you expecting anybody?
No, maybe just the landlord.
Oh, come in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey guys, how's it going? Jasmine, how are you?
I'm good.
Just coming in to check on you guys and pick up that rent.
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love it.
How's your Saturday going?
Oh, it's good. Just chilling. How about y 'all?
Good. Good enough for breakfast. Mm -hmm.
You know.
Yeah. Can't complain. Can't complain.
Yeah. How's everything working out for you?
Everything has been, I mean, amazing, right, babe?
Mm -hmm.
Yeah. Everything has been, like, absolutely fucking great. How are you
it? Oh, it's working great for me.
Yeah. That's the whole thing about everything. It kind of works out for
everybody. Absolutely.
It's a win -win.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys get a chance to check out the pool?
Oh, we definitely checked out the pool a few times.
Was my dinner party?
100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been hot lately, so the pool is, like, very nice
come take a dip in.
Yeah. Yeah, definitely like that.
100%.
The neighbors have been quiet for you, right?
We haven't heard a peep from them. Oh. I don't think I've even seen them. Yeah,
I haven't seen either one of them either.
Maybe, you know, you just met the people working different hours.
Could be.
Could be.
But, I mean, I don't know.
When we're out there, it's like kind of late sometimes, so maybe they're
sleeping.
We're out there naked a lot, so maybe they thought. They're just like, we're
going to avoid those neighbors there.
You know, you never know.
Yeah.
Martha.
Oh, that's good. You guys are enjoying the property.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely, we're enjoying the property.
And the landlord.
We've been the nicest landlord we've ever had in our lives.
Oh, my gosh.
For, like, a couple just, like, getting themselves going here, like, you know.
Well, you guys are so sweet.
I know.
You tried right away, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What else do you have going on today? Anything exciting?
I think I'm going to go grab a drink with a friend later, and that's probably
it. A wine night or what?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay. I see you guys at Roblox's. Did you have some red or some white?
I had a red shade of white.
Oh, yeah.
That sounds fun.
It was fun.
Jacuzzi with wine, 10 out of 10. Would do that again, for sure.
Yeah, this is like fucking one of the best situations we've ever had as far as
this goes.
Yeah,
with
other
people I don't know.
We've never really had a bad experience with it, but, you know, some interesting
ones for sure.
But you've been nothing but a pleasure.
Oh, yeah.
Likewise. You guys have been great.
Getting you into it, getting you started with everything.
Oh, yeah. You're great.
Tenured and great people. I love this arrangement we have going on around.
It's perfect.
Yeah, 100%. Wonderful.
We saw they put some flyers out. They were missing a dog around here.
Oh. Did we find it?
I didn't see that, no.
Oh. I hope so.
Yeah, I hope so. We'll see.
We got a ruler for this
arrangement.
A ruler? Yeah.
Um, yeah, we've got...
We got a few rules, right, babe?
Yeah, it took a while, but we definitely worked out all the kinks.
Got some good rules. Yeah.
I mean, if you're, like, going to go into it with, like, no rules at all,
then it's going to fail. You know, jealousy is going to be there, and
going to get upset, and everything else like that. But, you know, do you want to
hear about it?
Yeah.
Why don't you come up here and tell her about the rules here?
Wow. Really good rules that we have are, you know, keeping it
away from any, you know, any way it can ruin the livelihood, work,
and, you know, no family involved.
Yeah, no family.
That would get too complicated. Yeah, you get like a weird uncle in there and
all goes to shit.
Oh, no.
Friends, like close friends, if they, if you think it's going to damage things.
Definitely stay away from that.
That can be tricky for sure.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Make sure that everyone that we're doing this with is getting tested, right? We
clean it at that place to get tested. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah.
That's a really good rule.
That's another rule that we have.
Well,
it seems to be working for you guys, so.
Yeah, for sure.
Make sure, you know, communication, very open and honest. Yeah, the honesty is
like a big one. You've got to be honest with what's going on.
Absolutely. Or there's just absolutely no way for it to work.
Yeah. Yeah, the truck is a huge component in all of this.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely, I can see the truck.
But, like, you know, like, you see how it works here. It's just like, you know,
whatever we want to do, and hopefully you're having fun, and, you know, we
keep moving from there.
Oh, yeah. You've been a great addition, for sure. Oh, thanks, guys.
And you like it?
Oh, my God, I love it.
Yeah, what do you like about it?
You know, it's just, it's, like, so easy and so convenient.
Yeah, it really is. It really is.
It really is, 100%. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not for everybody, though. Can you see yourself doing this with
somebody else?
I don't know. I mean, you guys are just, like, perfect. So, like, anybody else,
I don't know.
Yeah, we just feel, like, kind of weird.
Maybe, but...
You guys are just, like... Like any of your girlfriends, the girlfriends you're
going out with to drink tonight.
Do you think that, like, you can do this with her husband?
Maybe. I might ask her.
That'll be your thing, huh?
Get another group of women here?
Yeah.
Just start freezing everyone.
That could be a dream, huh?
What are you guys going to make for dinner?
I don't know, babe. What are you making?
Maybe pasta.
I'm thinking lasagna.
That's my favorite.
Oh, yeah,
you have to. It'll be like Italian night.
Yeah.
Love a good Italian night. Some bread, some wine, some lasagna.
Yeah.
That's perfect.
I'm so glad you guys got this one.
Yeah, me too.
You can imagine being anywhere else by here.
It's perfect for you guys. You can, like, you know, the big pool,
the yard, the neighborhood, everything.
Yeah. It would be really fun if you came over for a wine night, too.
Oh, yeah.
Spa night, wine night. Oh, my gosh, yeah.
Oh, my God, I'd love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, for sure, for sure.
You've been looking a little while, huh?
Before
I do
that... Oh, you... Oh! Oh, my God!
Would you marry me?
Oh, my gosh.
So much to do now. I'm so glad you came over to me, Jasmine. This is so great.
I'm so glad you came over.
Congratulations.
I'm so happy for you guys.
I was waiting for you to come back over because, you know, you've become such a
big part of our lives. Oh, my gosh. You've been such a big part of our
Thank you so much for being a part of it. I can't wait.
Oh, my God.
You excited?
I'm so fucking excited.
It's so perfect.
I have so much to plan now.
Oh, my gosh, yeah.
Mm -hmm. Is it an inside wedding or an outside wedding? Oh, my God.
I don't know. Maybe an outdoor one
would be nice. Oh, yeah.
Mm -hmm.
What do you think? Outdoor wedding?
Whatever you want, babe. It's your wedding.
Well, it's our wedding, but, you know, it's going to be your big day, so.
And, Jazz, you're, of course, going to be there, right? Oh, my God, yeah.
I'll be the maid of honor. Oh, please.
Please. You've been so close to us. Oh, my God. Closer to a lot of people on our
wedding. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
You know 100 % this wouldn't have happened without you.
Oh, my God. You guys are too sweet.
Well, no. We, you know, we got this place, and we started living together,
everything kind of just, for me, just, like, felt so right.
It's all falling into place. Yeah, it's all because of you.
Without you, there's no way this would have happened.
Oh, you guys have peace to eat.
There's so much to plan, though. Oh, shit.
You're going to help me plan everything, right?
Oh, my God. Let's start looking for dress foods tomorrow.
Oh, let's do it. Oh, my God.
How am I going to get better than this?
I'm ready to come already.
I'm ready to come for you already, baby.
Oh, my God.
I'm so fucking happy for you guys.
You can be there every step of the way, too. Yes, I'll help you plan everything.
Okay.
Let's do that. Let's set up for this party.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
This looks amazing. Do you love it? Yeah.
Doesn't it look so good?
This looks fantastic.
We got some balloons.
I know.
Streamers. We got some grass. We spelled it out one by one, letter by letter.
Wow. Is it enough balloons, do you think?
Look at this whole thing. I think we need a couple more balloons. Do you
What time do people get in here?
What did we say?
I think in like 30 minutes.
30 minutes, yeah.
That sounds about right.
They're a little hard to blow up. They're a little struggle bus.
Struggle bus?
But they're fun and they're cute.
No, I thought...
I know.
Ooh, both of them. We saw exactly the same.
That's awesome.
Would you help me? That is amazing. I can't get it.
My nails are not allowed.
You get to hold the place up?
We did. She came over early, helped me.
It's been perfect help.
This is so fun.
Best landlord ever, huh?
Best. I'm glad we became so close.
Oh my God, he's right there in the back.
Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.
Are we getting food?
Catering, right?
Yeah, we're getting some sushi coming.
Ooh. All right, all right. Yeah, that's going to be exciting.
Yummy.
We've got a full bar of service, too.
Yep.
Hold on.
You have it on the wrong finger. What are you doing?
I'm just so excited. I put it on the front finger.
That's better.
That's what I mean.
I'm trying so hard to tie these damn fucking lines.
I can't get them. It's tricky.
Oh my gosh, are you guys excited for the big day?
Yeah, we haven't really set a date yet, but I'm thinking like, what, like five
months?
That's a great time. Yeah, let me tell you. Thank you.
Thank you for helping me.
No, it's stuck on my finger. Oh, wait, wait, there we go. Oh,
no. No, I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to rip her nail off.
Oh, no, we're good. Rip the nail off before the party? Oh, my God.
That would have been a crisis.
Oh, my gosh.
Thankfully, everything's A -OK.
Do you like the colors? Yellow? Did we like that for congrats, right?
Yeah, I really like this ring balloon.
Favorite part.
My favorite part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your part, baby.
I mean, I'm just here. You know what I mean?
It's going to be so fun.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple more.
What time?
You said 30 minutes? Yeah. Yeah, probably about 30 minutes.
Okay. Guests arriving.
Mm -hmm.
Excited to see all of our friends?
Mm -hmm.
Are they going to be excited?
How many people did you invite?
It's about like 30 people.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
30 people?
Yeah. That'll be good. I hope I don't trash your house too much.
I hope not.
I'm sure she'll keep them intact.
Oh, yeah.
Don't go too crazy, guys. Landlord is here.
I think they're gonna bring I think some people are gonna
bring some stuff I think they're gonna like the decorations though
I think chips and salsa.
Chips and salsa and sushi?
There's a little bit for everybody.
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
You know what would be awesome, too, if it was like a taco truck?
But a wedding would do that.
That's a good plan.
That would be fun.
You excited for this thing too, Jasmine?
Oh, yeah. I can't wait.
Oh, you're the first one here, helping with decorating and everything.
Yeah, you guys are my best friends.
Yeah?
Same, same, same, same.
Maybe we'll find a guy for you here, huh?
Oh, maybe.
I still have to ask my friend about that pre -use with them.
Ooh, that'll be fun.
Yeah, that goes.
Uh -huh.
Did you talk to your friend the other night about it?
No, I still have to.
Okay. But I feel like she's going to say yes.
Are you excited about that?
Oh, yeah.
I think I'm super close.
Uh -huh.
We talk, like, all the time.
How about this, Beth?
Not yet, not yet, not yet. No, just about, you know, things going on.
Okay. But they're excited.
Mm -hmm.
I hope they're excited.
Fingers crossed that they're excited.
Mm -hmm.
But then I just hope you don't leave us.
Oh, never.
Create a rotation.
Yeah. A rotation of our three friends.
Fucking great. Mm -hmm.
What time does the food get here?
It might get here a little bit after the guests arrive.
Yeah, they're going to have drinks first.
Got to do that.
Do you have to do a toast here?
Oh my gosh, yeah. You guys should definitely do a toast.
Yeah,
you should prepare something.
Think about it now.
Start thinking now, yeah.
Well, we met three years ago, and we just started living together, and, oh,
God, everything's been perfect.
Do I mention this to everyone?
I feel like we have a half -and -half situation on people who know, so.
Uh -huh.
Well, I mean, we're still going to continue, like, what we do while people
here, right?
Yeah. Like, they just have to deal with it.
Absolutely. It's our lifestyle and it's our party, so.
Then,
mm -hmm.
I don't know if we'll be excited.
We might.
Have a whole party joining in.
Mm -hmm.
Would that be fun?
Hold on.
Rule number one.
Uh -oh.
We don't separate it. We don't want to break the rules.
Mm -hmm.
What do you guys want to listen to?
I think
I
heard one of our DJ friends to come.
Let's see if they show up.
Oh, really? Okay.
They're bringing their stuff.
If they show up. But if not, then we'll use a house speaker. Plan B.
Either way is fine.
Like I said, I'm just here for the party. I'm here for two team crawlers
cocktails. I'm making toast.
Oh, my gosh.
It's going to be a good party.
Come here, put your head right here.
Couple more?
I love you.
Yeah, that's a good sign.
I have no idea. I keep peeing the flyers up.
Any
guests
that are coming that we should be aware about?
Like you think they'll be not good?
She said she was going to stop by for a couple seconds or something, you know.
Okay.
Probably just to get some food.
Probably. She's probably never really met any of the neighbors.
So we're all going to be like, who the hell are these people? And you're
engaged. Congratulations, ref.
Anyone you're excited to meet?
Jasmine? No, I don't.
I have some friends coming and I'm excited to see them.
Okay.
I haven't seen them in a little while. I'm glad they're coming over.
That's always fun.
And we can meet you guys.
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
you get up there honey oh
shit
I love you.
Look at you guys. Look how much you guys get along.
It's fucking so good.
I am getting hungry.
Working up an appetite.
So fucking good.
So fucking good.
Are you guys going to drink? Do you have wine?
I'm having cocktails.
Cocktails. Yeah, for sure.
After this workout, I'm going to need some food and a margarita, and I'll be
perfect. I'm craving like a whiskey ginger or something good like that. I
thought she was going to go home tonight.
Watch out for Jasmine tonight.
She's going to be the crazy one at the wedding.
All because of you, for sure.
Oh, I can't take all the credit. You guys have been together for three years.
Yeah, but you like lit the spark for it. All right, I'll take that. In more ways
than one. You gave us this place, a great ride, you came into our lives,
you know, it's been a bliss ever since. Oh, you guys are too sweet.
It's time to choose.
It's time to choose.
Oh, yeah, let me.
You need help with those shoes, babe?
Sure.
It's such a cute dress you've got on, too, Katie.
Thank you.
Yeah, we've been shopping all day for that thing.
That's a lot.
Some lint going on.
Confetti. Yeah.
It's going to be a great party.
I can't wait.
You going to give a toast to her?
Maybe. We'll see how big it is.
We'll let you go first. How about that? No, no, no. She doesn't need one. She
doesn't want two.
It's all about me, right?
Yeah.
Fuck what I want. This wedding is horseshit.
Mmm. What's this table for right here?
Oh, that's for the sushi so they can lay it out.
Oh. Mm -hmm. The fish is not here yet.
Well, we'll use it for something else.
Yeah, exactly.
Look at all that tail.
Yeah.
We'll just serve it like this to let everybody come in and enjoy.
But we have that out for you.
It's a great introduction to having a big short squirt.
The best appetizer out there, huh?
What are we going to stay for?
Is there a noise ordinance in the neighborhood?
We'll probably stay for like a couple hours.
Hopefully not too long. Yeah, not too long.
We've got things to do.
The jacuzzi party is starting. You guys got to go.
I didn't tell anybody to bring a bathing suit, so.
I mean, we never wear one, so.
Let's see if any of your partners want to join, too.
Oh, yeah.
You're one of the people who can say no.
Exactly.
You've got to join the club.
I mean, that's what we'll do. We'll just walk up and grab their tits and see if
they flinch.
I love you guys.
I think I got all your favorite sushis.
What'd you get?
I got a couple of different rolls.
I think. I think you'll like them. I'm sure we will.
It's not to like, huh?
I'm happy with that wasabi.
That fresh wasabi? I love that spice.
So fucking good.
I like when you do that, too.
Boking us on the tip. That's fucking great.
Oh, look, baby. You should like some bit on it a little bit, huh?
Sushi should be here any minute now.
Tell him to give us ten minutes.
Okay.
Leave him knocking on the door.
I don't think we can wait enough.
You guys do live here. This is your house.
Do you want me to do it?
I'm glad we could use this table for something else.
I'm gonna use this.
You have great furniture.
Leave it done this way, huh?
You should definitely get in the pool later.
Thank you.
You're a great night cat.
Thank
you.
Oh my gosh. What a great party today.
Do that and pop the champagne at the same time.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my
gosh.
Bye. Bye.
Oh, that was the best party trick ever.
Maybe I'll show it to anybody.
You want a party trick?
Oh, uh... You put me on the spot.
We've got a lot of guests to entertain, so.
You've got to come up with a speech and you've got to come up with a party
trick. I can do a split.
There you go.
That'll be my party trick.
Everybody watch this.
Oh, that ring looks so fucking good on you, too.
I love it so much.
Perfect. Oh, my God. They shone it off all night.
Show that ring off, girl.
Thank
you,
girl. Tired. Yeah, I'm just tired of my titties.
Everything loves your titties.
Keep
those
feet pulled a little bit more.
Get more leverage here. Lean it back a little bit more.
There you go.
um um um
I can't stop staring at our wonderful decoration.
Love those fucking balloons.
They're comfortable.
This is your house.
Your lovely furniture.
I love you.
I think we love that.
Party train. You ready for the next party train?
Yeah.
Let's do a party train. Yes.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
What a party trip.
There's your party trip. That's it.
We figured it all out.
Should we clean it up and give it to people to get here?
I guess so.
You guys decorated it. We might as well have a party.
Yeah, I agree.
Let's go to Waze.
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