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Hello?

Anybody here?

Okay, this house should be vacant.

We're gonna stay here tonight.

I'm gonna study this map so we can get back to camp in the morning.

Do you think there's someone here?

We should check it out, right? Just to be sure.

Uh, no.

This whole thing started because you two wandered off the campsite.

We're sticking together all night.

Okay, there's definitely someone here.

Selena, stay quiet.

Calvin,

you're the counselor.

You should go and help her.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Take the map and meet me outside.

Selena. What are you doing here?

I was looking for a knife.

It's an abandoned house.

Why would there be a knife here?

I don't know.

Stay quiet.

That sound came from both of them, didn't it?

Okay, we should get out of here.

I thought I told you to leave this outside.

I thought I could hit him by surprise, but then I slipped and fell.

At least the monster's gone now.

Let's get the fuck out of here. No, it's still dark outside. We're not going

anywhere until we have a plan.

Yeah, we need a solid plan.

But it's... I mean, it's all your fault.

I know. I should have... Look, I was meant to come outside, but then... Like

said, like, I thought I could figure out a different plan, and it just didn't

work out.

I've done my toes. We're the nightmares.

We fell over.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. But I think...

I was trying to scope out the plan.

Well,

I was thinking, maybe when it gets light outside, like you said, it's dark now.

If we come up from this side, and then we can go out the back, and then round

the front again, and I saw a pathway going to the left -hand side.

I saw a barbed wire fence down here, so I can't go that way.

Nightmare. Okay.

Well, I mean, which way did we come in? Do you guys remember?

This is all your fault. If you guys listened to me and didn't wander off the

trail, none of this would have happened.

We were just trying to have fun.

We were just trying to have a little bit of fun.

No, this is not right.

I mean, maybe if we had a better map.

Yeah.

So I think this is that.

I think that's where we are.

So if we head out that direction, I reckon we could get back to where we go

from.

I don't think so. I don't think Anne knows what she's talking about. I don't

know. I mean, you were in charge of the map to begin with, and you got us in

this mess.

So I think we need a different plan.

I think we should go through this side.

I mean, we don't have to worry about him anymore, so that's great.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think we came to the front here.

So, maybe if we... I think you guys got us in so much trouble.

Remember that?

Come on. You were just trying to have a good time at camp. No, this has been

awful.

I mean, we're alive.

Yeah, but we're going to go back. I have to answer to people.

They don't... Everything's not fun like how you guys think it is.

Maybe they want...

Maybe they didn't notice, you know?

Maybe we'll be fine.

I think... I think... I think we can make it.

I think we should try... What about going home now?

You know, that could work. No, that was the opposite direction.

And now we had some monster chasing us.

But he's gone now, so I think that could work.

Wait. You did get rid of his weapon, right?

Yes. The machete.

Well, we... What do you mean by got rid of it?

You guys are awful.

How about if we head it up this way and try to signal for how it's coming up?

Your account cancellation should have at least some bit of equipment on you

that's going to help us out here.

How qualified are you?

You don't seem very qualified.

I am qualified.

Be quiet.

I'm so sick of you yapping.

I think if we went left, I mean, we could probably even just like...

scale up the whole draw fence.

I mean, I've never done anything like that before.

That's crazy.

Look, no one else is throwing out any good ideas, okay?

I'm having to, I feel like I'm having to head this up, this whole plan.

I don't feel like you guys are concentrating in terms of, if we go this

might feel we are up.

But it's really, ah, we missed the sunset, it's dark now.

I don't know if we're going to survive the night, though.

We're going to survive at night. Have a bit of confidence, please.

I think we should just wait until morning.

I agree. I agree. I think if we wait till morning, we can, I don't know, put

heads together, try and figure out a better plan.

Start the conflict.

What do you think?

I think, I keep thinking what I'm going to tell.

My superiors at camp.

Well, you did fuck up.

No, you guys fucked up. I chased you guys so you guys wouldn't get lost.

To bring you back, but you guys were too far away. Okay, but if you were a

better camp counselor, you probably wouldn't have gotten in this. I haven't

seen your camp counselor license.

Like, this is ridiculous.

I don't know. That's true.

Yeah, I thought you meant to have a license. All you have is a torch and a

whistle.

Like, I really don't know what's going on with this company. I mean, his

whistles don't help.

True. That's true. I'll give him that. You get the point for that.

This house definitely isn't even abandoned.

That creep following us around.

I mean, who even is he?

I don't know.

No, I think this house is on the market for sale. That's why we only have 24

hours here.

Ah.

But maybe we wait. Maybe we wait, the real estate agent comes, and then, I

know, we can make some form of agreement. They may even drop us back

Yeah, maybe they want to tell us.

Maybe they want to tell the police. They're not just going to drop us back

Gavin. What are you talking about? I mean, how long did we walk for before we

got here? Like, from camp. If we're making estimates, I'm thinking maybe,

a good hour or two.

What do you think?

Like, an hour?

I think maybe two. Maybe two.

That's my flesh. I don't even know where it is.

Well, we can try to find it. Like you said, it's night now, so... But what if

took it?

Oh, what if he took it? That's very true.

No, what if he took it? The creepy man that's roaming around the abandoned, not

-so -abandoned house. The more you talked out, the more I didn't fit.

You know that?

It's your fault.

It's not my fault. Look, like you said, we're having a little bench, and I'm

sorry to say that your camp is shit.

It wasn't exciting.

We had to make up our own fun.

And here we are. There's no point complaining now, okay? We've got

into this mess. We've got to get it out.

I reckon, wake up in the morning, hopefully, start performing with a date,

agent, man, day, turns up, and we can ask them for help.

If not, and they don't turn up, I reckon we go for plan A, which is...

Go out here, go to the left, go around the corner, and then go back down the

side.

What do you think?

I think I know what I'm talking about. I think you don't know what you're

talking about personally.

I don't think he knows what he's talking about.

I think, I think that might work.

I think so.

And if not, if it's not right, we can turn right.

You know, we've got multiple options here. And we might even bump into

something. We can't be the only camp.

What about around here?

That's actually quite a good spot. I know a camp.

Creepy zone. Oh!

Oh, I have this for boys, though.

Yeah, I have this really sexy voice. I'll let you guys think of it as boys.

Yes. Or boys' books.

That you have a camp. That know what they're doing.

Possibly, and they might have licences or so.

That would be helpful. That would be helpful.

There's no such thing as a license. Well, clearly, because you don't have

So... I think... I think we

should keep that. I think so, too. And if that happens to be a couple of

Give them a phone number.

Who cares?

Is that a clue?

I think you'd be happy to help them. I think I'd be happy to help them, if you

know what I'm saying.

I reckon... Yeah, I reckon we go over there.

And we just keep walking. I mean, we've got to hit some form of road or city or

person if we keep going in that direction.

I mean, this looks more wicked. That looks more rural.

But there could be chances of people being there, I reckon.

Yeah. No, I think there's a camp over here and there's one over here.

Okay. So we could do that. We could do that.

And we came in the front.

Correct. We came in the front.

This path in the front. Yeah.

Which, yeah, I mean, my plan there may be a bit advantageous, kind of get over

that. That might not happen.

But there's got to, you know, where does a barbed wire fence there's a gate?

You're fucking right about that.

There's got to be.

There's no way there isn't a fucking gate.

There's absolutely got to be a way in or a way out.

And you want to try that?

I mean, we could do. Like you said, we've got to head that direction anyway

we want to get to that camp and see those boys.

So we've got to find a way out of this.

Hey, we've got to find a way out of this. We've got a big plan, okay?

This is a counsellor. I agree.

Excuse me, what did you say? Nothing.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

I know, it comes in with its whistle.

Oh, excuse me. I know, I've seen that t -shirt. Really?

What t -shirt are you talking about? Nothing, nothing.

I think it's fake. I think it's fake. It's not fake. Nothing is fake. Did you

even see him back at camp?

Is he from camp?

Are we sure?

Are we sure he's actually from camp?

I know.

You guys are talking way too much.

I'm going to study the map.

That guy told you, right?

You're going to get us lost, you guy. No.

And I'll find us back to where we need to be.

Can I get food?

Oh, boys.

Oh, boys.

Enough with that boy stuff.

But we're going to make sure that that monster is knocked out.

I dragged his body out.

And I'm hoping that he doesn't find the weapon.

That's what I'm hoping. You guys did get rid of the laptop, didn't you?

Yes, I'm pretty sure.

I did my best.

I'm confident.

Well, he doesn't have it anymore.

He's gone, so... I think we're safe. I think we're going to be okay.

I hope so, because you guys have been something else. You know that?

What's that mean?

You know exactly what that means. I actually don't know what that means.

Try to get round that way.

Head towards the camp.

Then head towards the points.

Then if they're not there, go other way to the right -hand side. I like that

plan too.

Do you like that plan?

Yes. He likes the plan. He likes the plan.

So I think if we do that, hopefully, we've got to reach civilisation at some

point.

I mean, I don't feel like we wandered that far off. It was only, you know, a

couple of hours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I reckon so. I think it'll be fine. I reckon if we... Yeah.

Keep walking. We've got to find someone. A car.

A road.

A car.

A car. A bike.

A motorcycle.

A bus. A train.

All methods of transportation.

We haven't even come back on a boat. Exactly.

And we didn't come back on a boat. No, no, we didn't. That's very true.

I feel like it may have been blue.

I don't quite remember if I'm being honest.

So we're going to go on the west side. On the west side, find the camp. If that

camp is open, hike up that road.

And then, if the map is correct, I think, like you said,

if we keep going towards that way, they've got it in the morning, we're

off new campers. Yeah.

They do it every Saturday. Exactly.

And today is tomorrow's Saturday.

Tomorrow's Saturday, so it's Friday. That's a good thing.

Yeah. Yeah, I reckon if we do that, and then if we don't find the bus, we'll

find a fucking road.

Up the road.

Exactly.

It'll stand out.

It'll stand out. Exactly.

And we'll find someone.

Like you said, weekend.

Weekend hiking.

I'm sure there's some for the family.

trotting around.

You guys lay down here.

I hear noises.

See, I think if we head out that way, we've got to find a road.

There's no way we're not going to find a road.

What were you talking about with that much noise?

So, I think we're over here.

That's where I think we are at the moment.

And so if we head to the left, like Selena was saying, there's that other

just around the other hill from us. Okay.

So I think they will probably find that. What do you think?

No. We don't care about the other camp. Yes, but it's civilisation. There's

people there.

I know you don't want us to go there, but I think it's a very, very good plan.

Especially...

If we find people, then we can get help back to our camp.

I second that. See?

That's a good plan. See?

Seconded. Two against one, sadly.

Any of what you guys are thinking. Of course you can. You came armed with a

torch. Well, do you surprise?

Okay? I reckon.

I mean, we could even use you to run jump over a car.

Run jump over a car for a fan.

Push up.

No. With your big man muscles.

No, I'm not going to push anybody up. Personally, I think it's a great idea.

then, we've got to find one of the blue buses we came in on.

I think we'll find it. I really do.

You've got to be positive in these kind of situations.

I think this is the last time we're coming to this camp.

No, no.

Okay, well what's your suggestion then?

We're all going to get presented for this.

Like I said, we're going to find a blue bus at some point.

We're just, it's going to happen. There's no way it won't.

A blue what?

Are you sure it was blue?

It may not have been blue.

Blue? Oh my goodness, what's your focus on? Yeah, but that's how we came into

the camp.

But your focus is completely off.

Oh my goodness, you guys.

If my memory serves me correctly, I know it's a blue, but I've been really

thinking about it.

I think it was yellow.

I like the yellow orange.

Oh, it's very different to blue.

Yeah, well, I don't know. I was really scared, so I kind of forgot.

But now that I'm thinking about it, I think it might have been yellow.

Maybe orange.

Because yellow is usually for school buses. Camp buses, white.

White? Yeah, maybe it was white.

Maybe. It was white?

I don't know. Your focus is so wrong, you guys.

Does that sound right to you?

It sounds right to me.

And I feel like I'm a sick camp counselor here.

You don't even know what bus you came on, okay?

Yeah, exactly.

Doubtful.

It's very frustrating.

I feel like we were fibs too.

I think

you guys came up with it. I'm going to get in trouble.

I don't know what I'm going to say. I'm responsible for you two guys.

And I'm going to lose my job, honestly.

Well, we're still alive.

Barely.

from a different angle.

Sure.

See,

that just looks so much better to me.

I reckon, we've been looking at it from the wrong angle this whole time, I

reckon if we go left, right, and then go round,

we'll probably be back at the last that we came on.

I think so.

I really think so.

Or possibly, if we go round to the right -hand side, up from the left, follow

the river down, we'll make it back to Fairmont.

I think it's over. What do you think?

Well, in that case, I don't know. I hope it doesn't start raining.

Yeah. That's all I can say. If it starts raining, we're in trouble.

We're in trouble. I'm going to have a fit.

Yeah. Yeah.

Trauma tantrum, temper tantrum.

I mean, I sense that it's raining, but that may just be my nipples.

I feel like it could rain, possibly.

I don't know.

It's not raining now. I need more rain.

I mean, it was raining when we left. It was raining when we left. That's a good

point. I didn't bring my raincoat.

Yeah.

And we don't want to be in a flash, though.

That's exactly what we don't want to be.

I'm sure that there might be an umbrella around here.

Maybe we can take a look when we try and find the torch.

Or,

if that creep is cut, then we can steal. He had a nice looking hoodie on.

I'm not mistaken.

Hoodie? He wasn't wearing a hoodie.

He has a hat.

He has a hat.

And he has a mask.

Yeah, he has a mask.

As a hat?

Yeah, yeah. Could use that, possibly.

That could work.

I don't think I'm actually going to use that.

Is there water in this house? Because I'm really interested.

Really? Yeah. There could be a leak somewhere.

There could be a huge leak in the pipe. I don't want to be responsible for that.

No. Yeah. No. Well, the estate agent is coming to work. I'm going to lose my

job. Look, if anyone's taking responsibility for any leaks, it's you.

Is it? Yeah. It's me. Yeah, it's gotta be.

Yeah,

I think it's true though. And also, since you're the responsible, you know,

-counselor, is that, is that true guys?

I think, I think you've got to be responsible for any leaks that have

during our time in this abandoned house.

We weren't here for that long.

That's true, that's true. Could have been him, the leak.

It could have been him.

I'm jealous. What if that was his fault then? Maybe he just kind of made some

dodgy wiring in the house. Maybe he lives next door. I don't know. Let

move it in.

Oh, what a creep.

Angry neighbor.

Oh, I don't know.

Yeah,

same. People are weird.

People are weird.

Yeah.

It could be just a neighbor or I don't know.

He didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything.

He's a killer.

What are you talking about? Did anyone make sure? He's a killer lately.

I have some madness. Exactly. If you want to kill, kill. But at least do it

nice. You know? Yeah.

So, back to the plan. The nervousness. I know.

You want to kill, but they just don't have any manners.

Who fucking brought these people up to this? It's ridiculous.

I know. So I reckon it's not worth it.

Are you sure? Because I'm getting a much better view of it from...

This way round.

Which way round? Oh, you know what? I think we did that right the whole time.

That's exactly what I thought. Yeah. See, I think... Yes, what do you think?

Are you actually listening to me this time or are you going to say I'm wrong?

Because I'm not sharing my opinions unless you actually listen.

I'm listening. Go ahead.

Two ears. Open.

I'll take that. Yes. Go ahead.

Four ears. Four ears. Brilliant.

So, I think we should...

Go round the back. Yes.

But first, wait for it to get light.

What first?

Wait for it to get light. You said something else before that. What?

No, no.

First, wait for it to get light.

Okay. Then go round the back.

And then... Yeah?

I don't know, just keep going until we hit the road. We've got to hit the road.

If we all keep optimistic... I hope you guys don't snore.

We're going to have to spend the night here.

And I need to get sleep.

You may have to use the sofa because I smell like motherfucker.

See, I can cheer again.

Yeah, see? There you go. Yeah. You can sleep on the floor.

Yeah. How about that? Or outside.

Outside, but it's me.

We're not that cool.

Aren't we?

Yeah, no, true. True. We'll be nice. And also, you're going to get a massive

bollocking when you go back to camp.

You really are.

You've taken us away from camp. I mean, we kind of ran away.

And we kind of went in. We kind of went in. But, you know, that was, like, his

responsibility. But if you get us back safely, you know, you could get us back

safely.

Put this on my car. Correct, correct.

It's all your fault, and unless you do something about it, you're going to lose

your job.

So, I... He can't lose a job he never had.

I didn't have this job. I don't believe you.

Prove it.

Show us some identification. You guys are really pissing me off. Wow, too bad.

I should just leave you guys here.

Oh, you poor people.

Yeah. We'll go find men. And you guys might do it with that.

I think we'll have a good time finding a way back. I agree. Without you. I

agree. You can actually sleep outside tonight, I reckon. I think the vote's

made and it's two against one.

And we didn't ask you to come here. True. I'm just a three -year -old.

Yeah, his father doesn't listen.

What do you have?

A torch and a whistle?

No, we go through training.

What's the training?

That's top secret. Oh, the camp council training is top secret. Do you hear this

one? For your information, you have the one that has a map backwards.

It's not backwards.

It was backwards before.

See, even he doesn't know how to read. God, stupid.

Do you do camp council reading?

We talk to read a map.

See, I think if we're going from this angle upwards, we're going to make some

more discovery of people or place. We've got to. We can't be lost out here in

the woods forever.

There's just no time for water. This is annoying.

Yes, and that's East.

Yes. No, it's West.

No, that's not South, is it?

I think South is up.

Okay, so maybe north -south. No, that's when we have a map backwards. Oh, okay.

So, if we're talking south -west, like, what direction is that?

Um, well... You guys want to know.

Are you going to make helpful comments?

So, are your parents going to be searching for you guys all this time

have to spend night here? Yes, they will be, actually.

So, my God.

Yeah. I'm going to get written up. So written up. They're bringing new people

into life. Yeah, exactly. So, that's what I'm saying.

We can at least try to find the new people.

What new people?

The new... You don't even know how that works.

When's shipment day?

Exactly. New people come in, old people go out. It's just how it works.

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, we do.

And we're going to get us out of here.

I think our sense of direction is pretty good. I'm definitely now up and down.

That's our direction.

How long do you think we should wait here for?

At least until it gets light, like you said. You know, we tell if we're going

out there when it's dark, it's wilderness, it's just not worth it.

Well, I'm happy we figured out the direction.

Because I know, I feel like you're probably more familiar with the North

South.

I think I might.

I can't believe you have the map upside down.

At least you've got another map.

I'm Mr.

Can't -Count -It -In -Health.

I

guess

we just hand those jobs out to anyone.

Thank you.

My turn to speak, but you guys are just... We're actually coming up with

good ideas here. It seems that you'll know. Me and our ideas are definitely

better than yours.

All I heard was crapola.

Crapola? Yes, crapola.

That's all I heard.

I think we have a pretty good plan, and I think it was better than yours.

I agree.

No, not upside down. Yes, it is upside down. I just fixed it.

Okay,

that's wrong.

No, it was upside down.

All wrong.

How, how well can he hold a torch?

Do you know what I mean? He could have, he could have done more, I reckon.

The stuff has to be here in the first place.

How was I supposed to do that? How was I supposed to do that as a monster trying

to kill us?

Yeah, but you brought us to this house.

How do you know you're not in the list? Could be your little friend.

Oh, you think I'm in the list? You could be. Could be your little mate.

But you can't be here to scare us off. The more I talk to you, the more upset

get. Oh, you're going to get more.

When you get back, you're going to get so... Cancel it. I can't believe you're

not on my side with this. I'm not on your side. I can't be on your side

because... We nearly died under your supervision. And we shouldn't have been

here anyway. We weren't even going to come into this house.

No, you're the one that said, this abandoned house, let's go to the

house, this house is mine.

Let's go to this house.

You know? You said this could be the lucky house.

And here we are.

Nearly both died.

Okay?

You're going to look at the map again, aren't you?

I was, yeah.

Now,

I reckon if we look at it from this angle... Yes?

You see, the plan's still the same.

Okay. I reckon if we go through that place... Yes?

...that we came in from... Okay.

I mean, I know there's a bomb.

You still don't know what you're talking about. I absolutely do.

Okay? No, you don't. Thank you. Again, you're outvoted, baby. Sorry.

So there's just no way.

I reckon if we keep going through the forest, we'll find out how they can.

There may be boys there.

Forget about boys.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what to do about boys.

They'll probably take care of us better than you.

Agreed. Do they have camp counselors?

We can find out. Maybe there's real camp counselors that can help us, that have

got the license, they can prove it, and they can get us home safely.

I'm a frog. You guys were disobedient and you didn't listen to my word and you

walked off the camp.

Sorry. And we were supposed to be by ourselves.

No, you guys wanted to go explore.

of thumbs. I don't come from things though. What did you do at camp?

Exactly. You were in camp as an adult.

I listened to directions.

Yes, I did. What directions?

Directions that I was getting from my camp counselors.

Exactly.

I don't even think you can read them up personally.

That's not an observation.

We did struggle a bit. But we did grab so down. Exactly.

And we've actually kind of getting sort of planned now.

We head towards our camp.

We find a blue, yellow, white bus.

Yeah. One of the two.

Then we've got to find someone.

There's got to be someone.

I know there's tubing nearby.

But I can't believe that they do that. Tubing. We still have to get home

we're talking about that. No, but I'm saying that if there's a tubing outpost,

then that might be another place that we can go if we're home.

Exactly.

Because the buses come through there all the time. Yeah.

Every hour, the rest is configured. Exactly. We've got to think about, you

we've got to think about outside the box there.

These, you know, the straightforward plans, this is what has got us. Where's

cake outside?

A hole!

Loma! Loma!

That's it. You guys are making me upset. I'm almost ready for bed and I don't

even know if...

We can share a scene. We're definitely not sharing. I am so upset at you guys.

I don't want to share one with you guys. We don't want to share one with you,

camp counselor.

All right.

If we get some quiet time, I'll get some rest.

And then we'll figure this out. I'm just going to say it's their fault. I

apologize, you guys.

I apologize.

That's all I'm going to say. But it wasn't... Sir,

you are going to assume responsibility is what you're going to do. There's no

way you're going to blame us. It's really not going to happen.

We're the clients in this situation.

Okay?

We're the people from Cal.

You're in trouble.

Thank you.

Well, we're going to go to bed very soon because I'm tired of this.

I'm tired too.

Me too.

We had such a long day. We've had such a long day. I mean, we nearly all got

bloody killed.

Because you didn't listen. I said meet us outside.

Yeah, well, I was trying to do us all a favour and whack him, right?

If that kind of worked, we wouldn't be in this situation.

Yeah.

But it didn't work.

But you can sort it out. Sort it out your way. So you must be fine.

I think we're safe.

I think she's gone. I think we're safe.

I hope so.

I hope so.

If not, you can stand up. You can sit outside.

Like a little dog.

And make sure that we're okay. We can sit peacefully in here.

I hope so.

I reckon.

And I think we've got a relatively good plan.

You know.

The border.

Yeah,

I mean, I say fuck the map.

I say fuck the map. I absolutely say fuck the map.

We'll take the map.

We'll take the map. You know?

Ideas go further than the map.

The ideas in life go further than the map. The map is a tool to get from A to

Yeah.

Not a very good one. Not a very good one, because we've ended up... So this

the map. There you go. You're playing the map.

It's the map store.

You guys don't mean it. Tell them that they gave you a defective map. They gave

you a defective map.

We can burn it. We can burn it.

I'm thinking two bits.

We need to do this, I reckon.

I'm tired of you.

Yeah, well, too bad. You can sleep outside.

Excuse me?

She and I will stay inside.

Like you said, you can't do it this morning. That's not my fault. How bad is

How bad is it?

I'm going to warn you now.

It's my fault.

Well, I mean, I snore a little bit, but I can't get my feet.

Perfect. You can talk.

And our floor.

Mm -hmm. And you can keep God outside.

What did you say?

You can keep God outside.

Because if that fucking maniac comes back, she's not coming for me. I'll tell

you that right now.

There's no way. My sheet hiding worked perfectly.

Okay? Yeah.

He did see me. My over -the -blanket hiding.

I know he always murdered you for doing that.

Well, how I see it is that was all never going to happen anyway.

It's all written in the stars, these kind of things. I was never going to

You guys were always going to jump out and save me.

So I wasn't about to die.

Perfectly. I didn't lose it anyway.

You're right. Your time will come when your time comes. Exactly. That was not

your time. You did it, bitch.

It wasn't my fucking time.

Exactly. It wasn't my time earlier, but it wasn't your time earlier.

It wasn't our time. It's not our time to die.

Exactly, we have made it, and now we just need to make it out of the woods.

Are you proud of us? Not really, I'm not.

Oh, come on.

Oh, bollocks. We survived a killer.

How about a bit of optimism about you? I think we did the right thing. I think

we did the right thing.

I agree, I think we really did the right thing. I think we did the right thing.

Best thing that we could have done. We made the best decision.

100%. And tomorrow we'll make an even better decision when we find a way out

it. Mac or no Mac?

Can we get ice cream again?

Absolutely we can get ice cream. You know who probably has ice cream?

Those boys.

Those boys probably have lots of ice cream. I have the best ice cream.

No ice cream for you. Do you think there are popsicles?

Possibly. I could definitely go for one. I could go for a huge popsicle right

now. Oh, just...

all over me. I'm going to suck it.

Oh, it'll cool me right down.

It'd be so nice. It'd be great to drip all over me. I'd love a popsicle right

about now. That would be great.

An ice cream.

That'd be lovely.

Did you guys hear something?

This map.

You know, if we only had cell phone reception, we could have called camp.

I haven't tried that. I'm not sure.

But I can see on that side, over there, if we go up that way, that's what I'm

talking about.

And then we go back to that camp.

You made enough suggestions, Gail, I think.

Let's just comment them.

We all have to be on the same team.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

Okay,

but you saying that makes us feel like we're not on the same page. No.

I don't know. I think this is something that's going to be emotionally

traumatizing for a long time.

Hey, but you guys were at fault as well, so it's not all on me. Okay, but we

were just trying to have a good time. Yeah.

And you had to come all up in here and just, you know, bring a toy, bring a

plan.

We were going to like,

I don't know, we were going to have a fun girls night.

with the girls when I talk. You have to be focused on what you did wrong and how

you're acting being held accountable.

Just don't worry because you're going to get held accountable.

Don't pass the blame.

Undo that blame.

Float in the blame.

Feel the blame.

And then you want to feel something back.

Acceptance is part of the process.

Well...

I still have to think about what I'm going to tell my supervisor.

Yeah, you better get to him.

Like I said, if we go that way, then... At least we're going some... We're

heading in some form of direction.

You know what? Like, if we go up there, that way, I reckon... I know there's

also cute boys at Camp Chad.

Did you?

Mm -hmm.

Well... But this has been a great experience, right?

So that's a start. True. That's true. No murdering has occurred.

We so did.

It's just been lovely.

I mean, that's the whole reason I went to camp, was to try and have more girl

time. Make new friends.

Yeah, exactly.

I hope you guys made new friends. I did.

And this is part of the experience.

Getting lost in...

It's part of the allure of going to camp.

It's not how fast you get there.

It's the journey. Yeah.

You know, how hard is that?

It's the climb.

You know? It is the climb. It really is the climb.

I'm happy we didn't make the decision to climb that fence.

Yeah. What fence?

The barbed wire fence.

Yeah. Duh. Duh.

Obviously. The only fence that we've been talking about.

Yeah. See, he doesn't look like he's paying attention.

See, I think, yeah, like I said, if we go out that way, we can come back round,

maybe go to Camp Chad.

I think we should go to both of them. Yeah, there's people, isn't there? I

there is.

See, if we keep going past that way, we get to the main road anyway.

I think...

I think that's what we've got to do. We've got to go that way.

We've just got to. Like, there's no other option.

We go left, we go right, we go to Camp Chad. We go right, we go left, we go to

that other camp. What was it called? Camp Pesto, wasn't it?

Camp Creek?

Yes, Camp Creek.

I'm hungry. I don't know where I got pesto from.

Yeah, I know.

I'm so hungry. I'm hungry.

We should. We should go there.

Italian food, me too, I'm a big pesto fan. I think we should, I don't know,

Chad is calling my name, but like Camp Creek, I don't know why.

I mean, I heard that there's cuter boys there.

Okay, well, if there's cute boys, then that should be our main priority.

You know, never mind the killer, never mind anything else, as long as there's

boys.

So, if we go left and right, is that what we're saying? Are we agreeing on

Is this an agreement?

No, we're not agreeing on this.

No, not at all. It's the worst.

We're not going to agree on this because this idea is stupid, I tell you guys.

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

We do, we do. Well, you've been looking at the map.

I don't know. I thought we said fuck the map.

Yeah, true. We did. That's so true. We did say fuck the map.

Because we're going to be outside of the box.

It's not upside down anymore, is it?

I heard that there's good food at Camp

Turkey.

Me too.

Camp, excuse me?

No, Turkey.

No, they do, like, turkey hunting.

They eat there, and their turkey's really good.

They have the best in the country. Wow.

Well,

I mean, we should stop. I mean, if we're trying to... I mean, I feel like if we

made... You know, this was a whole adventure, so we may as well just

adventure and on our way back, just, like, go to all these different camps.

We'll do a good camp tour!

Exactly, let's make this into a fun experience.

We have the horrible experience at this horrible house, which was chosen by that

guy. And then, let's make this into a nice adventure.

Well,

forget about that adventure.

No! Just because you're getting told off, okay?

Because I'm responsible for you guys in the first place.

Look, I think... I think we just... Let's get the map out of here and I'm

with this map.

You guys better just lay down here. Fuck the map! Fuck the map! It's actually

what I was saying.

So you guys are going to be in trouble, do you know that?

No, you're going to be in trouble. You're the counsellor. We don't have any

we'll lose for it. Exactly.

Yeah.

I think you guys should be grateful.

I'm happy that we ditched them out, but I'm happy that we were in this journey

together. Me too, me too. I'm glad we won this journey together.

I think when this thing comes up, we should go on our little camp tour.

I agree, I think that would be so good. We can fuck off. I agree, I agree.

We can go get some ice cream.

Some nice ice cream.

I hope it doesn't get all over me.

That would be awful.

You know, I was thinking, um, you did get rid of that machine, right?

Fuck, look!