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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifting.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter .com.

The reason

why I'm bringing in here...

is because I'm actually not the Santa Claus of them all.

I'm undercover security.

What? Really?

Yeah. Uh, okay. I know you two know what you did wrong, all right?

So have a seat. Sit down. You two sit down.

Because we've been having a lot of problems with this in the past couple of

years, so they hired an undercover, and that's me, all right? Now I got to go

write up a report.

You two hang tight right here. I'll be right back.

What report?

A report for theft.

We have both of you on camera stealing.

Alright?

I'll be right back.

I'm just gonna write up the report. I'll be right back.

Oh, okay.

Alright, you can't go anywhere anyways.

Alright?

Oh, fuck.

We gotta do something.

Like, ugh.

What can we do?

I don't know.

Fuck it. Let's hide it. Let's hide the stuff first.

What

are

you two doing?

Waiting for you to come back.

You think I don't have security cameras in this room?

Where?

Right there. Right there.

Right there.

Fuck. Right here.

I just saw what you did. Move.

Well, what's going to happen now? Okay.

You just made my job easier by that, too, by the way.

I know you had something here.

Okay.

We brought them into the store with us.

And you hid them inside your bras?

Well, we bought it from the store.

So we thought you'd think we stole it.

What?

This isn't funny.

We didn't have any bags, so we didn't have anywhere else to put it.

I mean, we're girls. We wear bras and stuff. We put stuff in that.

Do you think that we don't have any other security cameras inside of the

department store that you stole from?

What is so funny? You know you guys are facing jail time. You want me to call

the cops?

No, no, don't call the cops.

That's what actually protocol is.

So, I have to call the cops on this. I mean, you just stole.

This is gold jewelry.

Please don't call the cops. It's expensive.

You probably even have more on you. I barged back in when you were just trying

to stuff stuff away.

You know what? Get up. We're going to do a search.

What? Get up.

Wait. You too. Get up.

But you can't do that.

How can I not? You want me to call the cops right now and have them do the

search? Would that be better? No. Because after that search, then you're

to jail.

Fuck.

You've already lost your job. Okay, what else can we do so you won't call the

cops?

You have to comply with me.

When I tell you to do something, you do it.

If I'm telling you, take your top off right now.

What? That is unacceptable.

You know what? Come here.

What the fuck?

Come here.

I'm searching you.

You broke the law, not me.

Get your hands off me. Why are you squirming?

You're trying to touch me like that.

I have to check you everywhere. You broke the law. Remember that?

You want me to call the cops?

No. I'll bring them in here right now. You know what? No, no, no, please.

Alright.

I have nothing in there.

Don't try to tell me how to do my job, okay?

I'm going to continue this search now.

Okay, stand here.

Ew. Listen, I don't have anything else on me. Maybe you could just skip me?

No, I don't want to hear it. Oh, sure.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stand still.

All right, I'm just going to call the cops. This is way easier. Okay, okay,

do it.

I'll do it. I'll do whatever you say.

Okay,

you know what?

Just take the tops off.

Come here.

Come here.

Because you could be hiding something underneath here. No.

No, I'm not going to do that. Take your top off.

It's either I'm going to do it or the cops are going to do it and then they're

going to take you to jail.

Come on, I don't want to get arrested.

Then do as I say.

I don't have anything in here.

As you can see. Okay, we'll take it down. Let me see.

You know what?

I gotta do something first.

Here, you.

We'll do you first.

Come here.

Stand right here.

What are you gonna do?

I have to document this. It's my job.

What? I have to take a photo of you.

Because you've broken the law.

Yeah, and do it while we're still dressed.

This is what you looked like when you broke the law, isn't it?

Stand there.

Alright, next.

Come on.

Stand right here.

You. Right in front of this.

Good, good, good.

Stand up straight.

gotten that.

Alright, now you. Back to this.

Let's go. Come on.

Are you really going to take your top off?

No, this is a whole big joke.

Were you really going to steal from the store that pays you that you now have no

job with?

Let's go. Come on.

Take it down.

What are you hiding?

What am I hiding? I'm hiding my boobs. Move this.

Oh, a tattoo.

See, I knew you were a bad girl.

What does that have anything to do with this?

And you're laughing about it, huh?

See, I see this all the time.

See people like you and you with your cute faces coming in, acting like, oh,

know, I hate this job.

So I'm just going to make it worth my while by stealing from this company

paying me.

Especially during the holiday season. That is, that is crazy.

Okay, let's take, these gotta come down.

Really? Everything has to come down?

You take it off. You take it off.

Go. Come on. Let's go.

Turn around.

What are you hiding?

Okay.

You. You're next.

Stand over here.

Let's go. Come on.

Okay. Same thing.

Take it off.

Okay.

That's good. Let me see.

Come on.

Don't touch them.

I'm doing my job.

Okay.

You know the drill.

What? You just saw her do it. Okay.

All of it. All of it? Yeah. I have to take my underwear off. Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Both of you stand right here.

Right here.

Next to each other.

So it looks like this and

this is everything you stole?

Yeah.

Was this really worth your job and going to jail for?

I felt like we didn't make enough. They weren't paying us.

Yeah, the prices are not fair.

Then don't take the job. Get a different job.

Listen. The way I see it is... There's two options.

I can call the police.

They'll take you off to jail.

Your job's done.

Okay?

That's option number one.

Okay.

Option number two.

You could do a little something for me.

And what is that? I might be able to, let's just say, go home,

just a little flap on the wrist, and if you do a good job, I might even let you

keep the stuff that you had.

What are you talking about?

Just talking about pleasing me.

In what way? What?

In a way that...

It involves me feeling good.

Um, what do you want us to do, then?

I'm going to come all over your faces.

What?

Are you serious?

No! Okay, all right.

Cops it is, then. I guess she chose, right?

Wait, wait, wait.

You know what? How about this? How about this?

Can we... You know your options, right?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm going to give you a minute.

I'll be right back.

Think it over.

Okay? Okay.

And then when I come back, we can do whatever you want to do. Alright?

Okay. I'll be right back.

Fuck. Are we really going to do this?

I mean, we're going to go to jail otherwise.

I don't know. I don't know if it's worth it.

I mean, do you want to be locked up in jail for the rest of your life? That's

like... Thousands of gold bracelets. Fuck.

I think we have to.

I kind of want to be home for Christmas. I don't know about you.

Ridiculous.

We have to decide before he gets back, though.

I don't think it's worth it to go to jail.

I think I'll do it if you do it.

I mean, I don't want to go to jail.

What other options do we have anyways, I guess?

Do you think he'll, like, let us off if we offer to pay him back somehow for the

stuff we stole?

Yeah, we can, like, paint his house or maybe... What else could we do?

I don't know.

Maybe money, but the job doesn't even pay well. Where would we get the money?

I don't think we have any other options.

I know.

I think we just have to do it.

My boyfriend will kill me if he finds out, though.

He won't find out.

You think? But what about all the cameras and stuff?

Maybe we can make a deal with him to delete all of the video or something.

That way no one else will ever see it and it's like it never even happened.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he should do that if we're gonna fuck him.

I guess that's our plan.

If he'll even listen to us.

Alright, so what's it gonna be?

We'll do it. We don't have any other choice.

I was just wondering one thing.

The security cameras, could you turn them off before we do it? Or delete the

tapes or something?

Security cameras are for security.

I'm head of security.

My eyes only.

But won't they record it, though?

It's recording right now.

It could record you sitting here and the cops coming and taking you to jail as

well.

No, no, we'll do it. We'll do it.

All right, good.

What do you want us to do first, exactly?

I'm going to show you.

And if you do this, you'll let us out, right?

If you do a good job.

So come on, get on your knees.

I'm assuming you two, especially you with the tattoo, knows what to do with

this.

Yeah?

Why don't you tell me what to do?

Well, let's start off with you touching it. I don't... I don't... Come on.

Put your hand on it.

This is your key to staying out of jail.

Now stroke it.

Since there's two of you, I got a job for you too.

Why don't you touch my balls?

I guess.

Put your hand.

There you go.

The way this is going, you guys might still go to jail.

I don't want to go to jail.

That's good.

You don't have to look so upset.

I got an idea.

It'll probably cheer you up, right?

You guys are friends?

Well, I mean, I guess.

You both steal together?

Yeah. Why don't you give each other a kiss?

What?

I thought we just had to touch you. You have to do what I say is what I told

you. Okay, that's not fair.

Stealing isn't fair.

You got caught.

Now do what I say, and then I'll think about letting you off.

Okay, just promise me the last time you'll change the rules.

I do whatever the fuck I want.

Okay.

Now let's go.

Come on.

Do it so I can see it. Come here.

There you go.

Yeah.

Hold on to my dick while you kiss her.

Yeah, you touch it too.

This is a start.

Stop asking questions.

Okay. I make the demands and you just do what I say.

Okay. Good.

Glad we're on the same page. You should be more like your friend here.

Like what?

Like you don't talk back, you just do.

That's good.

That's good, keep doing that.

Yeah,

it's just like that.

Of course you do.

Maybe you won't steal anymore.

You stand up.

Good. I want you to feed this to your friend.

Grab it.

Grab her head.

And put it in her mouth.

Come on.

That's good

They

really

hired some gorgeous elves this year

So you're trying to stay out of jail.

You're going to choke her.

She needs to work for this.

Come on.

You're not done with your job.

Put it back in her mouth.

Come on. Force her head on it.

Come on. Push her head.

Push your head over my dick.

I'm doing it.

I can't breathe. Now stroke my dick.

Right in front of her face.

Alright,

it's your turn.

You get up.

And you get on your knees.

No, scoot over here. Come on.

You over there.

Good.

Same thing. Put your hand on here.

Okay. Don't act like you didn't just see this. Okay, okay. Put your hand here.

You.

You, hello?

Put your mouth on my dick.

Listen, hey, hey.

If I keep having to tell you what to do, this isn't gonna work.

You just did this.

Reverse, okay? You should know what the fuck to do right now.

Okay, fine.

Good.

Put your mouth on my dick.

Alright.

Good.

Go all the way down that north pole.

Go all the way down that north pole.

Yes.

Right in front of her face.

Right in front of her face.

Okay, open your mouth back up.

Right back in there.

That's good.

You, push her head on my dick.

Just like that, yes.

Sorry. Don't be sorry.

You're getting her out of jail right now.

Struck my dick.

Ew. Hey.

What are you doing?

How about you make yourself useful and lick my balls?

Hold my dick up.

Okay. That's good.

Don't stop stroking my dick.

Okay.

mouth back up. How about that?

Push your head onto it.

Come on, look at me. Look at me.

That's good.

Why

don't

you stand up?

Come here.

Rub your titties together.

Just like this.

Just like this. Come on.

And make out with each other.

And hold on to my dick. Both of you.

This way.

See,

now

you guys are trying to stay out of jail.

Don't talk. Come on.

I don't bite.

Good, they hired some hot elves this year.

You two are sexy.

Get back on your knees.

Both of you.

Come on.

Put that in your mouth.

Let's go.

Now it's your

turn. Come on.

Your turn.

Let's go.

Now both grab it.

Come on.

You both need to stroke it.

Yes.

Same time.

That's good.

How much longer do we have to do this?

When I say done, it's over.

Okay? Okay.

Did I say done?

No. Good.

Then keep doing what I say.

And don't stop what I say, okay?

Good.

That's good.

Back in your mouth.

Get ready.

You guys ready?

For what?

Both of you stand up.

Turn around.

Angela.

You two, stay down.

get out of jail free card.

tight pussy girls.

You guys really want to earn your way out of jail?

Come here.

Stand up.

Get out of these stupid outfits.

All the way.

Come on.

Why don't you come over here and sit on Santa's lap?

Tell him what you want for Christmas.

That's disgusting.

Come on. Have a seat.

Just say hi to Santa right now.

That's good.

Let me go right here.

I want you to suck that pussy juice off my dick. Come on, get up.

Spit all over it.

Spit all over it. Rub it around.

Why don't you have a seat?

Tell me what you want for Christmas.

I want you to have a seat on the dick.

Okay.

Put it in there.

Put it in there for her.

Lay down on this.

Get up.

You, right next to him.

On your back.

Get over.

Get close.

Badass with a tattoo, huh? I bet you were the brains behind stealing all that

stuff.

Get off there. Come on.

See you.

Show me you don't want to go to jail. Come on.

Oh,

that's funny.

Oh,

that's funny.

No, you do it. You don't stop. You play with my boss.

Remember what I told you I was going to do?

What?

You don't remember?

I'm going to jizz all over your faces.

Oh.

Yeah.

Now?

Yeah.

Okay. I guess.

All right. You sit there.

I'll go over here.

Won't you each play with my balls?

Come on.

That's good. Touch my balls.

Yeah.

You ready for Santa's snowman?

That's a really gross way to put it.

Oh, Merry Christmas.

See that?

It's a white Christmas.

That's good.

Now, my boss called, so you gotta get ready and get out of here really, really

quick, okay? You're letting us go?

Yeah. Hurry up. Hurry the fuck up. Okay, okay.

Shit, take your shitty ass jewelry you stole with you. I don't want any

in here, alright?

And then get dressed and get back to the mall with the kids, alright?

Uh, okay.

I need it to look like none of this ever happened in order to keep you guys from

jail, okay?

Okay. Alright, good.

Shit.

Don't ever let me catch you stealing again, alright?

Yeah, yeah.