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Oh, that's them.

It's nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you.

I have a question for you. Yeah, what?

Do you consider an outfit inappropriate?

It's not inappropriate.

Turn around.

It's like fully covering everything.

It is. It's actually fully covering everything. I actually think it's fine.

Your ass is not out?

My titties aren't out.

You're fully covered. You're fully decent.

I think it's true. I also think it's true, but I'm also not the judge of...

appropriateness? Yeah, I'm the least appropriate person in the world. It's

magic.

That's exactly what it is.

You could wear it.

I could wear it. You could totally. It would be fucking great. Go.

Go. Let's get these for you guys.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

I've been Casey's friend for forever now.

I'm single.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'm not.

But I kinda am.

I don't know. I'm not single. I'm just... What? What are you?

What are you? I'm for the world. Oh my god.

You just have too much love. It's not fair to tap on it. Exactly. You can't

a tap on it.

Oh my god. Look at that man over there.

Hey.

I am what I am. I'm okay.

You should talk.

Yes. You should talk.

You're single?

I'm not even single.

I have been so sexually frustrated lately that it's like...

And you're going through that, like, transition, like, getting dicked, like,

consistently, and then trying to find someone to give you, like, a stick.

Not even, it wasn't even consistent.

What the fuck?

We've got to get this girl back.

Guys, is this, like, an appropriate conversation to be having right now?

Oh, I mean, I didn't call.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks. So I'm the one who gets the bad passenger rating.

Thank you.

You don't care that we're talking about this, do you?

No, no.

Thank you.

See, he's cool. He's cool. Okay, fine.

Yeah,

actually, I guess the last time I took a car downtown, the previous passenger

had thrown up in the backseat.

And the driver was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Don't sit there.

What's the worst thing you've done in an Uber?

I took one down to Arizona. I threw up in the back seat. And they were just

like, don't worry about it. Let me out. So maybe that's the worst thing I've

done in an Uber. That's the worst thing you've done in an Uber?

That was the worst thing I've done in an Uber. I've never thrown up or peed.

Okay, if anybody starts to feel sick, please let me know because I'd like to

pull over.

And I know it's a fact you have peed in an Uber.

It was really drunk.

And it wasn't, like, a lot. It was also very intentional.

Have you guys ever, like, done anything in an Uber?

Like, I kissed my Uber driver once.

I did that too.

And then I was like, ooh, I'm in.

Wait, wait.

Why don't you guys kiss each other?

I like her. I like this one.

So you two seem to be getting along very well. Very well. I know.

Very well.

You have good taste in friends, what can I say?

Yeah.

Yeah, I like her a lot.

Happy to have met you, by the way.

I feel like if you get away with something in a secret tunnel, I mean,

the car, so I feel like... Yeah.

I don't think the tunnel was big.

No. No, no, not really.

Hey.

I'm not going to say anything to anyone else. I don't think he will.

I don't think that there's, like...

I think the limit is that we're getting close to the hotel.

I also feel like applied physics and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just saying, like, limits.

Okay, maybe there is a limit, but I feel like... I'm

limitless. I agree with you. You feel limitless now? You know

what, I feel like you are right.

And everything you say is yes, agreed.

Yep.

I'm not going to get too zesty.

Wow,

I'm really happy that was just your hands.

Your life sucks right now.

I know.

Your life sucks.

What was me?

surrounded by hot women who are just really just angry and not getting fucked

enough. And you.

And you who just, I could never fuck enough, ever.

But you're having a lot more fun than that guy driving on the phone.

I mean, I'm sure he's delightful to look at.

I will.

But instead of... Are you going to do it?

I'm not going to do it.

Guys, we're like...

Literally a minute away. Really, really here. Okay. Put it away.

But how about we go up with Whitney to her room?

Okay.

I'm down. Okay.

Let's go.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you for the ride.

All right. No problem. Bye.

What is it? Is it film?

Yeah.

Where are my foot?

Put your feet on the foot.

Oh, my God.

Don't do that. No, no.

Don't do that. I was like, toes, toes.

Toes on toes.

It's in the bathroom. Don't lick it.

Isn't it going to be furniture? It's just like a decorative foot.

Yep. I like it.

Nice. I want, like, all parents in my house to be like this. To be feet? Like,

everyone just has to sew on the foot. Hold on.

Okay. You look very cute on that foot.

Thanks.

Thanks, guys.

Oh, yeah. I think it's selfie lighting right here.

I know. Take advantage of that.

Yeah.

You weren't playing around when you came. Yeah.

Yeah. You really should.

This is a hotel room.

Thank you.

The mirror space is really nice.

Yeah. Take a lot of news in here.

Oh, really?

Oh, I don't.

Not mine. Not mine.

Never.

I would never do that.

We are explaining, though.

We are. We coordinated. Look at us.

You can't help it. Once you, like, are with someone long enough. Yes, you just

start dressing.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That was like a short dress for a twerk. You can just see it like pop up. Or

like the t -shirt and the thong.

Go do this, but do this next to each other.

I don't know how you guys could do that.

I haven't. I can't. I can't do the, like, the inner. The, like, shake. I

I can't do it. With my heel locked down. Like, you could do it with, like. Yeah.

Like, the stripper thing. I can't. But, like, the whole leg up.

Yeah. I can't do it.

Rebound on my cheek. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, sometimes it's, like, little, like, really tiny butts can twerk better

than me because they just have so much rebound on the cheek.

Your shorts are helping you out. I know. It looks great. A little pop.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes.

Please don't injure yourself.

Yeah,

I just got out of here.

I'm going to get this stick nice and steady for you.

We'll just keep going like that.

You really have the best boyfriend.

I do.

This is true.

He has a nice dick doesn't he?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Get it. Get it. Get it.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Whitney look at me.

Stop. I'm just going to help.

Got it. Oh,

sorry.

I didn't know you did that.

Go,

go, go!

Thank you.

Good one.

Get it, get it, get it.

oh my

god

Yes, yes.

Go, go, go, go.

So good.

Go. Come, come, come. Go.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Goddamn.

Thank you.

It's great.

Take those legs open wide.

Get your hands to yourself.

I want to taste her.

I just don't think you understand what we're looking at right now.

Put your legs up. I want to see.

Yes.

Oh, that's gorgeous.

You guys are so fucking hot.

I feel like if you want to taste her, it's an appropriate job. I think it's an

appropriate taste. Yeah, go.

Go, go taste. Go taste. Thanks for giving us a show. Yes, thank you. Get on

floor. Taste her right. Yeah.

Get it right.

Get that shit right.

Yes, get it right. Let me see.

From here? Let me see.

Okay,

yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Fuck this. I'm going to get myself to... I don't know.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

We both do.

I actually think yours may be better.

Go check out your makeup.

Wait,

let me see.

We'll catch up.

Okay, fine.

We're going to go over here.

Oh my God. Let me see your face.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

We're all types of sweaty.

You just look like you've been having sex.

It's not actually as bad as I thought it might be.

So... Fucked out.

Yeah, but your cat eye is still very intact.

That's what I'm thinking, is that there's still too much pristine makeup.

I'm not doing a good job.

Pristine makeup.

Your makeup looks fantastic, Whitney.

actually this is fucking good

Go, go, go.

Get it, get it, get it.

Fuck, yes.

Jesus.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who wants to be fucked, huh?

Who wants to get fucked?

Seems fair enough to me.

Yes, Lord.

Oh, damn, baby.

Thank you.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Let me see the makeup now.

Am I nice and fucked up?

Mm -hmm.

Whole new medium to pizza and sex.

It's crazy that you can squirt out anything in the hotel room you want, but

can't smoke.

Oh, my God. Pouring water in your eye this time?

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't wait.

What? I poured water in your eye?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I went and saw my nose a little bit. I was like, ooh, sexy

It looked hot.

Almost what I intended to do, but I didn't make the result.

Your cum smells good. Really? Cool.

That's a new order of words that I don't know if I've ever heard before. It

smells good, and it tastes good. Yeah, it's really impressive.

I mean, yeah, some cum tastes good, but I don't know if I ever think it smells

good.

This hotel room is broken in.

Yeah.