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I think behind the scenes of the Korean boy band.

I had this in 2019.

2019. Not me. Bro, that was like my life.

I went to California before I was 18 and like, we couldn't even rent any

Airbnbs or anything.

I was 17, he had to be 18 to rent an Airbnb, so we didn't know where to stay,

but we just went to go see them. Me and my best friend, we went to go see them,

and we took the bus there, like a Greyhound bus there, and

then got there, didn't know where we were going to sleep for the night, so we

started calling around, and my best friend had a...

I guess someone that they knew in San Diego. So we went to San Diego, stayed

night there, took the Amtrak at 3 in the morning. We missed the Amtrak by two

minutes.

Because everything in Vegas stays a little bit later, but this shit was on

point. So we ran up and we saw it leaving and I was just so pissed. So we

have any place to stay, but we stayed there for like two hours to get on the

next one.

So we met up with them and went to the concert.

And then the next day, because it was a K -pop stand, I got there at 8 in the

morning and the concert was at 8 o 'clock at night.

There was a line for soundcheck and it was 500 people already in line.

I got there at 8 in the morning and there was 500 people already in front of

So I waited there the whole day and I got to see them up close.

Aren't those people like slaves?

I don't know.

I don't know. I think they're so big now that they can do whatever they want,

but those smaller ones. Mind control and their own drugs, and they beat them.

Old men beat them with sticks. I don't think so.

I'd say beforehand. They don't make any money.

But now, since they're the biggest people out there, they kind of have

money and stuff. But with smaller groups, definitely.

Yeah, it's just bad. How many people are in that?

BTS. And BTS is seven.

Seven? Yeah, they just disbanded. I still keep up with them, but I don't

look. They're all guys, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I think the oldest one is like 30. I'm thinking the youngest is like 24.

Do they do gay stuff with each other?

No, they don't. But people like the fans like. The fans ship them, yeah.

Yeah. They're like, oh my god.

I did beforehand.

Sugar and J -Hope. Sugar and J -Hope.

But not so much. I'm not into it like that anymore.

I do like a little bit of their older music, their newer music.

I'm more like pop, but their new stuff is pop, but it's like also slower music

that I'm used to. So it was just like, yeah,

small tangent.

But yeah,

that was a fun adventure.

It was a little scary at the time and I don't have like attachment issues to

anything but I got an attachment issue to like one of the stuffed animals that

they would carry so I was like carrying him around for like a year after. I

called him baby so he was like my baby.

But we went on a camping trip right and we were hiking down the hill and I was I

had him in a big jacket so I had him in a pocket.

a pocket in the front pocket, and he fell out and started rolling down the

mountain.

One of my friends has a memory, and this is like one of his first memories of

me, and I'm like, I just screamed, baby!

And I started running after him down the hill.

But, yeah, it was funny.

That's good.

Good times, good times. Now he sits on my shelf.

He's a little pretty.

How's it, how's it look?

Pretty good.

Does it look okay with the, how does it look like if you film this way, like the

other way? Facing this way? Yeah, like this, just like see over here. Let me

see. I guess the iPhone's just probably.

Uh, yeah, light's better.

All right. This way.

I mean, want to take a look?

No, I mean, that's, you know.

Yeah, no, you get better light when.

I'm going to change this. I think we're going to just do like kind of, um, make

this like the podcast sex thing.

We're going to pod sex.

Is that really the name? We think it might be like, we might do like

hookup therapy, but I'm not sure.

I'm just afraid of doing too many therapies. Cause it's like family

You're a therapist. That's your job. I know, but not everything.

If you're a dentist, all you do is work on teeth.

You have an

alpena. That's why you're going to have that many therapy practices.

That's true.

I mean, if we're going to do the podcast thing, let's use the Handycam, I think.

Why? Because I like the look of that more.

And it picks up sound better.

What phone is that?

13? Yeah, 13 Pro.

i like that color thank you the game himself master himself picks that i'll

it for a second yeah we're rolling yeah okay he took a he took a break

i have to inspect his foot

soft

We had to make sure the audio quality was... Feet.

We got their feet done, but I didn't.

The feet inspection was an important

part of the podcast.

This is what I do before I reshoot.

I like, uh, I like check, I like look at the girl's feet like really close.

I don't speak, I don't say anything to them at all. And I was like, look at

their butts.

Real close in person.

These are, um, real life

lesbian people.

There's not many lesbians left.

The last one on the planet.

The last one right here.

Jade's like the last one.

We're preserving it.

How long ago was it when you guys were filming and stuff out here?

Out here?

Did you film stuff after you left?

No, actually. When we left Cold Turkey, we were like no one,

nothing.

Yeah. So you're the first person after that. And that was, like, what, like, a

year and a half ago?

Like, yeah, I'd say because what was this, like, a year and a half? The last

professional shoot we did, like, it's the last shoot in general, was February,

but we had, like, not done anything for the most part since, like, November

because we decided to take off a month in November.

It wasn't a bad idea.

but we decided to take off a month in november and no one told us that

goes on vacation for december so we didn't have any work in november we were

like cool yay we're like refreshed let's start working again or whatever and

then everyone was on vacation in december so there's no work i have my

feet

Yeah, you know, put your feet in there.

Toes.

Cut holes in them so your toes can, like, stick out.

But,

um, we came back, like, in January, or, like, there was, like, work was

trickling in in January, but we were, like, done with everything by then, so

told our agents, hey, we're gonna not shoot after January anymore, or

Um, and so I think we got, like,

couple shoots in January and then we had a we

had like networked with a couple directors and so one director in

reached out and was like hey do you wanna I'm doing a new fight or whatever

you wanna shoot for this one and we really liked how the person was we were

okay we'll do like one more shoot for you but uh you have to pay for our tests

and blah blah blah if you want us um yeah yeah so

Yeah. And then we had gone

to the shoot but something urgent had happened and he like fell off the face

the earth for a week or two or something.

And same thing happened. He was just like I'll like pay you a little bit more

anything and I'll pay for your test and whatever.

And so on like February 1st was the last shoot we did.

And then ever since then nothing.

no content trades no nothing everybody's like you'll be back in like a month

or something like all the time we would tell people we're gonna quit so if you

want to book us you have to book us now or whatever and they'd be like you'll be

fine you'll be back in like two months or something or you'll be back in like a

year like just like to do professionally and we're like no i don't think so but

you keep doing you but yeah

reason we're back is because we like you a lot how long how long

were you guys filming when you came like you started doing video shoots for

companies and stuff um i'd say a year we had well because you guys were it was

may 2020 so like how how old were you guys when you started 18 16 right

Definitely, definitely.

Yeah, you guys were 18.

And I booked you guys, like, probably three or four times or something.

Yeah. You guys were, like, amazing. It was nice.

That was really cool.

We started in May 2020, or March was when we, like, got in touch with the

agents, but we didn't have our first shoot until May.

I thought it was April.

Maybe, like...

end of april like towards the end of april going into may because we went to

arizona for um this site and we were there for multiple days so

around then and then we quit not a year like 2021 in

february so not a full year but basically around there

You're waiting for me to say something? Is that why you're looking at me? Yeah.

I can't be the only one who talks.

You know, I gotta... It's just fun to listen to.

Yeah, it is.

I like hearing my voice, too.

So, what was, like... So, like, I mean, Hazel, you're... Because you're kind of,

like, bi, right?

Yeah. So, we make a joke that, like, I'm...

I don't know if it is a joke, but I'm predominantly straight.

But Jade is the only exception.

But I think women are pretty.

Don't get me wrong.

I just, I don't know.

I usually go for men.

It's like a weird, like, I love women and they're perfect relationship

They're usually really good relationship material.

And then, but I guess I'm not like.

sexually attracted to women it has to be like exceptions but i think they're

very pretty and i don't mind like all of my relationships have been women when

did you guys out when did you guys like meet and start like kind of like you

were friends first right yeah and then and then jade so like jade like It was

like, you know, Remy Johnson, she changed it to Jade now. So if anybody's

confused out there. Anybody at home?

That looks like that one person.

Yeah, so she's Remy and now Jade.

Yeah.

like what like 26 it's 17 or 17 like november so i'd say it's

2016 because i was dating a person at the time and then or i i had a thing

on with the person at the time and then you ended up dating them um what

oh okay and so the person was still pretty

like Not over me. So I've seen them over the weekend or whatever and Yeah,

so predominantly

sexual interactions just men

So it would be at first school, then work or Tinder.

I wish.

That's really bad, though. You can't do that.

That's a no -no for the teacher.

But nice idea.

Nice idea.

I hear that's what a lot of them do.

Go back in.

having sex with students yeah no so it was just like other students there a

little bit older whatever then it was work and then it was like tinder for a

while and then it was like uh sugar daddies okay so and then i started

jade so everything was like okay no more i guess so you guys have been dating

how long three years it's about to be three years that's what we know and

you girls are 20 now Yeah.

Yeah.

You're turning 21 in like 10 days.

And I'm turning 21 in December. So like six more months.

Yeah. She's a baby.

I am a baby. Don't be so aggressive.

I'm holding.

It needs to be this hand.

It's all sweaty.

It's like the condensation in the room won't let me hold your feet.

No!

Okay, okay. Your fingers are just too big.

But, yeah, we had known each other, so that was the first time we had met.

I think I told the lady, or the girl that I was dating at the time, I was

bro, you're crazy, and I pulled her to her face.

And she went ballistic.

Like, she went fucking foaming at the mouth. She's gonna know you're talking

about her when she watches this video. She's not gonna watch this!

She is. I hope she doesn't.

Bro, that'd be weird. We're gonna post this on YouTube.

I hope.

She doesn't seem like the person who was, like, I don't know. I don't know.

But, um, they were dating at the time, so then...

She went up to me and started yelling at me. I don't remember any of this. She's

scared if I yelled at her, but I don't remember any. It was, it was, because

introduced yourself as you, and so I was just like, okay then, so I know who it

is. But, um, so the person I was dating at the time would yell at

me a lot.

Did she beat you?

No.

No? Nah.

She, like, slapped me a little bit, but it wasn't like...

I don't beat her.

Only when she asks for it.

Only when I ask for it. There's a key.

So I learned to like zone out people when they yell at me or whatever.

So they're yelling at me and I started zoning out. And they're like, are you

even listening?

I was like, huh? Me?

Yeah. I don't. I know you don't remember.

I know you don't remember.

It's okay.

I can remember in the hallway and everything. And then I just like walked

afterward.

Like, you finish yelling at me, and you're like, oh, that's all I had to

you. And I was like, okay.

And I walked off with the rest of my friends. I just remember her going and

being, like, obsessed with you while she was dating me. And then she went at the

end of the convention and yelled at you and then was like, I love you. Bye. And,

like, stormed off. And I'm sitting there like,

what did you fuck me for? What did you fuck me for?

Exactly.

But that was fun.

And then we met again.

But without, like, we had a common interest show, which is called Voltron,

we were both obsessed with it. And we both stripped the same pairing.

So we were like, oh. You guys are, like, anime people.

Yeah, we cosplay.

I was like, look at the boobies. So pretty.

I call it strawberry milk.

Or my little strawberry milk.

So, Jade, like, you never, like, dated guys or anything?

In middle school, there was this guy, and then we dated because he was a

boy, and I went to... He had kind of, like, long hair.

The Justin Bieber haircut? Yeah, he had the Justin Bieber haircut, and when he

wears a hat, like, the ends would flip up.

That's what I remember all the skater boys looking like that.

And then he tried to, like, he tried to have sex with me when I was, like, 11

years old in my bed.

at my house and i was like goodbye and that was that i never dated a guy again

yeah i did date someone i don't really count it though i don't count it because

they were in england and it was literally only on the internet situation

like a great yeah he was like 25 and i was like 16.

let's go guys yeah he was like you're so beautiful baby take pictures for me.

And I was like, my mom said I'm not allowed to do that.

So I didn't.

Let's go.

Good shit, good shit, let's go.

Not promoting anything.

But yeah, after that it was just like, uh, trans people now.

Oh, oh yeah.

I don't, my brain.

They're a little special.

I also met them when they were always dating someone.

Bro, I can remember going to their house on one particular instance.

And my best friend, we all know each other. We all knew each other a while

So they can testify to whatever we were hanging out with them. They literally

have their partner. I dated a lot of obsessive people, okay? They wanted to

on FaceTime 24 -7. They have their partner in the fucking corner of the

the phone, on FaceTime. And they would like talk all the time. And we'd just be

like sitting in the corner like...

We came out, we came to hang out, like.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah, I was a shitty friend, bro.

I'm crazy.

No, you weren't.

No, you weren't!

But yeah, you don't get away with that because we literally live with each

other.

Even in many ways.

I wouldn't face her on the phone.

I'm horrible at phone stuff.

I can't really text. If you don't call, like, I'd be like, okay, bye baby, I

gotta go.

Like, every, every, like, two minutes.

So, like, because, like, Hazel, you're like the, you're like the, the bottom,

right? Yeah. You're like the bottom.

Pillow princess.

Yeah. And you're like the, you're like the bush.

Yeah, you can say that. No, not a lumberjack.

I'm not that strong.

Stop.

When you guys, like, when you guys kind of normally have sex, like, do you just,

like... Because, I mean, like, I think that normally, like, lesbians, like,

just scissor each other, right?

That's what they do.

Absolutely not.

No. Lesbian actually scissors.

I don't think no like stop it No, like um couples scissors. I

don't I don't it's not enjoyable like that. It's mostly for cameras for sure.

I was lesbian I would do that. You would? Yeah.

You can try it.

You can try it. You can scissor.

But it's like it's like weird.

Do you guys normally use like a strap on or no?

The strap -on's, like, a lot of work. I give you guys props.

The dicks are hard to swing, bro. The dicks are hard to swing. I told you it

attached to my body. I wouldn't have to worry about the harness falling down all

the time, though.

The harness falls down, like, it's in an awkward position. You just hold it in

your hand, and you just... If you're, like, sometimes I get really horny, and

I'll ask for the strap -on then, because it feels better. It's, like, a closer

kind of experience than just kind of...

Fucking each other with the dildo? With the strap on?

You're like, what do you guys like?

You're like, make it out.

Oh, I really, yeah, I like kissing. She says, yeah.

You're trying to take it off.

Yeah, take it off.

With my toes.

Okay, now you gotta get it all the way off with your toes then.

With my toes!

There you go.

Be sweet.

What's wrong?

Don't be nervous.

I always know this.

Come on, kiss me like you love me.

You

want

to hold me instead?

Yeah. You're warming me up, too. Yeah, your hands are really cold.

You gotta kiss me like... I was kissing you properly.

I was just giving you gentle kisses.

This is very bossy.

Yeah. Isn't that usually not this bossy? Oh, I'm bossy. She just doesn't listen.

Damn, not a good girl. I'm an honorary lesbian, so that's why I get to...

Because you're a lesbian?

Yeah, we gave him a stamp.

He's got a bracelet.

He's got a badge.

Yeah, he's got the special badges, too.

You got the pretty boobs.

What do you mean?

They're both pretty.

They look very nice.

So now you're kind of like...

Throw Hazel down. Oh, I'm not that strong.

Like, finger her and stuff?

Yeah, she, I, I don't know. She, she's just, that sounds bad. She's easy.

You can just grab her by her throat and spit on her and she'd be

like, well, you don't spit on me though. I just don't like spit, but.

with a little bit more rougher behavior because they're they're like very gentle

I want to make sure you're okay and I'm like just spit on me yeah consent

even though I've consented this whole time but

they're not they're not rough not rough enough

apparently yeah

You want to take it off? Yeah.

What?

I wanted to take it off.

I don't know.

Yeah. I'm going to beat you up.

Oh, are you? She's like, is that a promise?

I'm going to go this way.

Why are you still wearing clothes?

For real? What?

Okay. I'm gonna be just heads up shy and nervous.

So like, Jay, so like when you guys both came, like, because you

came to Florida first, right? The very first ones we did was in

Arizona.

Okay. And then literally like the next day. Did you guys both do like separate?

First things are good together. It was separate the very first time and they

lucky because they literally got like actual virgin like on camera.

Oh yeah, you were.

A lot of people, I had never and the first time was literally on camera and

were like, a lot of people are like, was she actually a virgin? Yes, yes, she

was a virgin.

You could see like I was uncomfortable in the video.

So, like, what'd you, I mean, like, what'd you, what'd you, what'd you think

that? You're just kind of like.

Well, they were, they were a little awkward. The middle talent was a little

awkward.

He's kind of just like.

He's like afraid to touch a girl. He's like.

It's okay.

Yeah.

You've never touched a girl before in your life?

But yeah, they're really sweet.

I really like Arizona.

But they shoot only first -timers, so never can shoot with them after you

that first thing. Also, if you've done any other shoots, you can't shoot with

them. So they're a very unique company.

Yeah.

But that was cool.

Although I do say they set up the expectations too high for everything

They told us. They told us it wasn't like that everywhere else. But we were

like, it'll be fine.

Oh, because they were really cool and stuff?

They were really cool. They paid for our food, paid for our flights, paid for

the hotel that we were staying in, gave us extra money to go to eat.

They're crazy.

That's how they get you.

Yes!

Bro, you dip your toes in a little bit, you can't go.

It's crazy.

Because, like, and then how, when we shot together the first time, how long

you think, like, like, I mean, I've seen you in front of people. Before that?

Yeah, like a week or two or something, right?

Was it the first time we came out? The first time we came out, we shot with

I think we had only done, like, probably, like, three or four shoots,

and then came to you.

Yeah.

It's like, our agent does this thing where I'll send you, like,

Bad companies and they'll be like, oh my friend Alex and that like reels you in

again So you're like well, maybe there are good people out there And then they

send you back to the bad companies again

It's like when yeah,

because like when you know your agent told me about you guys and see the

pictures or whatever They're like, oh you guys are like girlfriends.

I was like, that's fake

I was like, you guys are both hot, so I don't want to shoot you.

But I was like, that's fake, whatever.

And then when I met you guys, I was just so like, why aren't you guys all, you

know what I mean? I was like, oh, you're like real girlfriends and like, you

have personalities together and like, it was really cool.

Thank you.

And I could tell like, you know what I mean? Like, Jade, like how you were

really like, not experienced with a guy yeah i mean and like but it but it

wasn't like i think i was kind of like worried about how it was gonna but it

still feeling really hot on camera and like you're still like sweet and like

kind of like but like genuine about you know the fucking thing i was really good

thank you those are like the only scenes i enjoyed when people ask me like

they're like what scene should i watch that you enjoyed the most and i'm like

you could literally just watch any of our videos

The rest of them I probably didn't like.

Yeah, because all the scenes we did together, I think, you know, all of them

were really, really cool.

Yeah.

I'm just remembering everything. I don't know, because it seems like, you know,

I'm having a great time.

Honestly,

we wouldn't be here if we didn't.

Jade, to you, it's kind of almost just like... if you're comfortable with me

like it's kind of like you're just kind of like it's cool i think it's not

something like i told her once i was like i was like we should just fly to

florida and alex is really nice and i would have sex with him for free for fun

and she was like no i'm scared like that's weird like what if he thinks

weirdo and i'm like oh because there's a like a fine i guess fine line or

whatever between like most of the uh

we do this again for like uh it's professional and whatnot and i know it's

professional for a lot of people but then i was introducing you for fun yeah

this would be introducing and trying to like cross that line and i don't know a

lot of people don't want to keep it strictly professional and whatnot so i'm

just like i don't so yeah i was just like i

get nervous

I get nervous with that stuff.

That kind of makes sense to me, though, that, like, you're just, like,

comfortable with me. You know what I mean? It's, like, cool that you're just,

like, normally just in the girl.

It's like how she says I'm the exception for her for, like, women.

It's like you're the exception for guys.

Yeah.

You've got the badge of honor.

The lesbian badge of honor.

Yes.

But yeah, we genuinely mean it's like you are nice.

We really enjoyed the time with you when we were there. You were very genuine.

It was nice to talk to you. Like it felt like a real human being and it felt

really nice.

Yeah,

I try to do that.

Yeah. I mean, like, so I mean, there's like some of the other.

Like companies, I mean like what like talk shit about them for 30

minutes.

There's so much.

Yeah, because it's like for me, because I worked for some, you know, like bigger

companies like years ago, starting off and then like experience around the

industry, knowing girls and stuff like a lot of companies, they're more like

mainstream kind of bigger brand.

It's like their shoots just seem like.

Extra. It's like so much.

And a lot of times they're like, what, eight hours, ten hours?

Like, you get there, like, what's like the average shoot for someone? You get

there at like, what, 8 a .m., 9 a .m.? We get a name company?

I mean, what?

Well, you don't want to slander nobody. No, don't say names. Yeah, we shouldn't.

Yeah, no.

But if you, if he's like this.

There's a bunch of people, and they're well -known in the industry for having

bad shoots.

It's long days. Our experience with that company was just always the worst for

some reason.

I'm sure people could watch, and they could be like, oh, they're saying this

that, and they'll know. You guys know.

They'll know.

You're there for 13 hours a day.

Well, I think that was, like, very few occasions. I don't know if other people

had that, like, thing. I've heard other people talk shit on Twitter about them.

So, I know it's not a single person experience.

We had a couple days where it was, like, 12, 13 -hour shoot days. They'd shoot

for 13 hours, and then they'd say, okay.

they wouldn't finish the scene and we have to come back the next morning to

complete it. That was one of the kickers was there was one particular day where

we were there till like literally morning and night and then we didn't

like we had there from six in the morning we needed like two more

What happened at 8 at night where they would, like, pack it up?

They just kept... Oh, no, what happened at night was the person, the owner of

the house, had, like, his daughters coming home.

So he was like, you guys need to leave.

He was like, you guys need to leave.

So his kids were coming home and they were like, yeah, you gotta leave by,

8 or 9 o 'clock. And you guys were, like, still just, like, mid -fucking?

Yeah. Was that both of you guys?

Yeah. And then you were...

Two guys and then us.

And then, yeah, it was just long.

And was that with, what's his name, the blonde one?

Yeah, but. He couldn't keep it up. He couldn't stay hard.

He had just worked too much. Well, I think he was known for his talent.

So there was that.

But, like, he couldn't pop because he had, like, popped a shit ton.

I think we were sitting there for two hours once. We were just waiting for him

to get hard, and that was that. What was he doing to get hard? I don't know.

Maybe he was trying to jack off.

So I remember... I remember specifically where he

couldn't pop, so the director called it, okay, let's have a moment. He's going

to go to the bathroom, try to get it up, or try to get ready to...

Like, get close to come. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Get close to

come. And we were like 20 minutes past five.

Knock, knock. Are you okay?

Yeah, I gotta focus. I gotta focus.

Okay, no, you gotta stay right there.

20 more minutes.

Knock, knock.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

He comes running up the stairs.

And he's like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. You guys need to start recording.

And so they start recording.

Turn on all of the cameras. They're like, get into position.

So we had to, like, kneel really quick.

And he, like, swoops in. And they're like, okay. And he's like, and it

like, a big pop shot.

It was, like, small dribbles.

Small dribbles. And I was just like, ah.

And it wasn't even how they liked it. It took, like, an hour and a half. for him

to get ready to pop and then after that they put him on the director put him on

the no list because apparently he had some other big problems with past shoots

and they're like that was the final straw and it's normal for people to get

sweaty but he would his whole body was just wet and they had me do it oh they

had me do a scene where i was like having to do a lot of hope yeah i had to

the reverse cowgirl and they're like put your hands on his chest and i'm like

going like this slipping on him

It was wild. It was so not fun.

I'm like, man, I've been here for six hours.

I'm done.

And the guys probably wonder, you know, you don't get 10 hours, 12, 13 hours.

What the fuck are you doing?

Because it's not like that much sex is going on. No, it's probably in the

13 -minute of...

Yeah, 15 -hour minutes of actual shooting. So it's the pictures and then

changing lighting. They changed the lighting so much. All the time. Trying

get the right light and whatnot.

And the PA's arguing with the director and then the male talent not wanting to

listen to the director and figuring with him.

Because they were all, like, close friends, but, like, they didn't really

with each other. Like, they just were friends.

And so they finally work together and they're...

personalities are clashing and they want to back down because they knew like it

was weird, but a lot of it is pictures and after you do

pictures like break down each position, change lighting.

With that particular company, they like to change locations a lot, so it was

like, okay, we're having a five -minute scene at the door, and so they have to

set up all the lighting and then the door, and then it's like, well, okay,

now it's going to be this couch over here, and it'd be the couch, and cool,

then for the one that we had, too, and then...

so one scene was downstairs and one scene was upstairs and then we like both

joined upstairs and it was they wanted like a part it was like literally

probably five seconds of the video but it took like an hour to shoot and it was

like us sitting on the stairs like laughing or something and it was like

then they made us run up the stairs like

i guess the angles and changing a lot of locations and then having to get the

light for that location and then stills and then the actual video it was crazy

yeah because like most of my shoots are like like three four hours from start to

finish yeah yours are like it's not like you're bored the whole time you're

having fun yeah i usually film like a couple things and like it's you know you

kind of figure out stuff and start filming and you know 45 minutes

or an hour or something and then like film one thing take a little break film

the second thing and then that's it I just can't to me like filming for more

than like three hours four hours it's like I don't want to be on set that long

I'm like yeah you're like I got more important I I used to I used to shoot

companies that were like all day and all like early on so I knew like I was like

I don't want to film like that I wanted to hear you kind of like talk out and

explain to the viewers kind of what's up.

It's a mess. It's crazy. A lot of companies do. It's a fucking mess.

And it's just Florida.

For the most part, it's just Florida. But a lot of LA is better. I thought

LA though was like just the same kind of, or like even worse though, I

We don't have a lot of experience in LA. We probably did like maybe four or five

shoots in LA. So it's not like we had a lot. It's just every time we had a

shoot, it just ended up being a good shoot.

Um, in LA for the most part. The only time it was a bad shoot was, there was

it was a BJ scene.

It was, uh, fairly quickly, but the person hadn't gotten their test yet.

And it was like, I was already on set and the male talent still hadn't gotten

their test.

Um, the male talent was doubling as the producer, the director, the producer.

And so they're like, I'm going to wait until my, my, um, my test coming, which.

Obviously, nice responsible thing to do. But it wasn't coming in.

And then finally, like, this was supposed to be a morning shoot. It was

to be, like, 10 a .m. call time. But then it got pushed to, like, noon call

time. And we didn't get the test until, like, 3.

So I was sitting there the whole time, like, doing nothing, essentially,

down, like, talking to a producer.

And we finally got to the scene. It was, like, it was okay. It wasn't too long.

But, um...

We had to catch a bus.

This was our last day in LA.

So we had to get back home at a certain time.

And so just having this whole thing like drag on, it was cutting it very close.

So we finally finished, went back to get our, get my stuff and then

zoomed to where we had to go. And we missed the bus by like 10 minutes.

So then we were stuck.

In LA, where we didn't have really much of a place to stay, and we had to get

home for something, and it was just like $200 lost, which doesn't seem like a

lot of money, but the shoot I think was like $500 or whatever.

So it was bad, and then we just ended up being super stressed out

and whatnot, so we just took a plane home, and basically that shoot was just

eaten up by that cost.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm right here everything whoo

you

I'm

gonna

warm

What's wrong?

I want to put my hands on you. On my butt?

Yeah. I've got like a hundred places to warm it up. You choose my butt?

Okay. You're going to go to my coochie then? Yeah.

Are you that flexible?

Nothing?

You mad I'm not reacting?

What is she doing again?

I'm targeting her clit.

You're trying to abuse her clit? She's trying to abuse it. Gotta give it some

time.

like that's what makes it fun

i was like

i'm like you want to come on the bed that was fine where

i was at

You were telling us, uh, we went to Exotica last night. Uh -huh. Very

porn convention thing.

We just kind of wandered around. Yeah, just for a couple minutes.

But you were telling us that you ladies had some fun experiences at anime

conventions.

Yeah. You said that everybody at anime conventions, everybody is very beautiful

and smells amazing.

Oh, no.

Definitely.

No, they just don't know how to... There's some hygiene issues.

Hygiene, yeah. They don't know how to hygiene.

Which, like, I thought was just, like, a meme, but, like... No, it's true.

It's true. It is definitely true.

You guys gotta get showers.

Or don't. Friday was okay, but Saturday, Sunday, and Monday wasn't bad. Like,

Saturday, everyone was kicking, bro.

You'd, like, go into... It was bad. You'd go start walking, and you'd get,

a whiff of, like, really musky body odor, and I'm like... Oh, fuck. Keep

like that. It was not... It was not it.

That's... Well, see, you're supposed to be attracted to their natural pheromones

like that. They're supposed to turn you on.

No.

Not always,

but...

Sweat and stuff I could I think when we started dating I was really I feel like

you got out like with that is like that's true But it's like you got to be

into the person look like if you're smelling somebody that like you don't

it's hot During the start of our

relationship I was really into like sweat and in armpits and I'd be like,

put on deodorant, don't put on deodorant. And I'd like sniff her a lot.

But, yeah.

I still am, but not as much

as before.

Not sure if the angle is right.

My leg's cramping.

You gotta move me around!

Oh.

I can't move me around.

Oh, you don't need anything, baby. You're okay.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Ha ha.

Can I do it?

Thank you.

Why don't you lie down right next to her?

You really wet too.

You

remember?

Yeah. You remember it not?

Nah, I'm being super tight.

Get in there.

Get in there.

Sorry. It's been a minute.

I don't really fuck her like that.

Bye.

Taking it so well.

Yeah.

You look so pretty right now.

Good.

Good girl.

Mm -hmm.

I'm doing it all by myself. Yeah, it feels good.

You're gonna mark me.

Sorry.

Wow.

um um

Good girl.

No,

no, no. Let me just stand with your legs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have a favorite dildo that's kind of the size and I can deep throw all of it.

So I want to see if I can but it's probably going to take me a little bit

work up there.

Probably going to have to work up to it.

It's really nice.

Okay, that's not true.

Right.

You can

sit back.

It just doesn't...

My mouth too, you've got flour everywhere.

I think he kind of... You're good.

That's really good.

Good job.

You look so pretty.

Give her some kisses.

Thank you.

Girl.

Can you see it like that?

It's okay.

It's okay.

It tastes good.

It tastes better than last time?

Yeah. I thought it's probably a little better.

I'm slightly healthier than probably last time.

It tastes like nothing. Bro, I literally thought I was going to gag. No offense.

No offense, but I've never had cum that tasted good.

You're gonna eat it off me? Yeah, it tastes...

Don't

lick my face.

I forgot.

There's some cum all over my face.

That was great.

Yeah. I'm so glad you came out to visit. Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to film a bunch more cool stuff.

Yes, we are.

I'm excited.

I'm excited.

She was nervous. Now she's excited. Yeah.

So what is the

what your girl's plan is for us like you're filming some stuff with me and

i'm just gonna go back out and just live a normal life go back to living normal

lives so we're for the most part normal people we're probably gonna go back and

then go back to our jobs that pay like 300 dollars every two weeks

bro which time is that minimum wage

They take like 300 in taxes though.

On a good bi -weekly, it's 600.

Damn.

Is this like restaurant stuff?

Yeah, it's like third.

You guys gotta get good tips, right?

No. Surprisingly, everything is now tip pools.

So you don't earn your own tips, you have to split with everyone in the

restaurant. So now you only get a percentage of your tips.

Instead of, like, you hosting the table and then you get all the tips. Now you

gotta split it with, like, the chefs and the buster, if there's a buster.

Fuck those guys. They're supposed to be broke.

They get paid a little bit more.

Like, for a reason.

He eats nice.

Just gonna hug him.

But, um, yeah. I'd say there's that.

Oh, I have help.

That's how I do a lot of my, like,

be able to travel and stuff.

Yeah. But, normal minimum wage jobs.

You guys gotta get full -time internet jobs.

Something that we can do for you. I'm working a little, I'm working slowly

towards it.

I'm working slowly towards it. As I said, cool, 10 ,000, I'm chillin'. I can

provide for both of us with that. And we can just chill.

It also depends, though, if we, like, move somewhere expensive or cheap.

Hmm. That definitely depends. It'd take a lot of money if we go live with me and

Zach in Washington.

Yeah. Our friend just moved to a little place.

Oh.

Lightning.

Our friend just moved to a little place in Washington because he just finished

aviation school, and they're paying him, like, $30 an hour, which is really

good, and then they paid him a relocation bonus, and then a, um, They

all.

So they paid for relocation, and then they gave him a signing bonus.

And they give him a stipulation, like a credit every month for rent and food.

Oh, wow. So he's good. He's good.

They invited us because they're one of our best friends.

They invited us to live with them, but it's in the middle of, like, nowhere.

Like, small town, like, one Walmart.

Very small town. Well, you can come with us. We're gonna, if this doesn't work

out, we're going to, um, up to Alaska and we're gonna be crab fishermen or

whatever. Yeah?

Bro, bet.

Alaska's really pretty. You can see the northern lights there.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're gonna just fall off the boat, maybe.

Fall off the boat? I think, you know, maybe you work six months and then you,

like, just get drunk for six months.

That sounds like what Venetia does.

It sounds like a simpler life, to be honest.

I've thought of going to Mexico.

So my family has houses there. I just snatched one from my dad.

And you can live very comfortably off a grand in Mexico.

Like a grand a month?

Yeah.

It's crazy.

You can live pretty decent for a grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like rent and food and everything?

Yeah. So we go out for a month every year, usually.

So this past December, we went for six weeks instead of a month. And we were in

a little rural town.

There's less than a thousand people in the village.

Yeah,

it was less than a thousand. It was nice, though. They have little buses

take us everywhere. But we were staying there, and both of us took a grand and a

half for those six weeks.

uh it lasted us a long it lasted us a whole trip and we were going out eating

like to a bunch of places so it was it was it's nice i love going because it's

also a humbling experience since it's not really hot water over there and

whatnot so you learn to appreciate what you have here so that's why i also like

going every month how much do you think how much do you think i spent a year on

the roots

$200 ,000.

Are you being serious?

No, I'm not. I hope I'm not being serious.

I don't know. We have to talk to my accountant. Yeah, we calculated it.

I spend a lot. I'm like an elite diamond member. Do you need any live -in

chefs? Maybe.

What are you going to cook him?

I'll just make you all Mexican food. That's my specialty.

I like Mexican food a lot. Yeah. Look.

I didn't even learn how to make the tortillas from scratch.

He's going to go to Taco Bell and buy them.

And then he's going to tell me that she made that and I'll believe her.

I'll know she's doing it too. I'll just be like, this is very sweet.

No, no, no. I'll make the good shit.

This fucking chalupa you make is just like everything.

It's just like Taco Bell gravy.

No, no, no, no. I'll make the tortillas and everything by hand.

Yeah.

i feel like that's the extra like the the top it off make it good as you make

the tortillas that's fancy yeah like because i mean like pretty soon like i'm

gonna be i gotta start i gotta start having some children to to grow my state

and my legacy i want to have like 10 15 kids oh okay okay uh so you can be and

so i mean like i'll probably have like four or five six wives okay so you guys

can like as long as we all get along yeah and we're all chilling i

can't tell if you're joking or not i'm like i'm like nah i'm like nah i'm being

100 % serious

See, we're two wives already off the option. Like, we can keep

each other company.

Yeah, exactly. We just work perfectly. We can keep you company.

Like, we're not going to do anything else with the other girls. Okay.

But you got to, like, you got to have, like, a few kids.

Like, how many? Well, maybe just one each. Okay. I can do one. I can do one.

I can do one.

I've heard that some people... Or maybe one of us takes the sacrifice and does

it too. You.

Me? Yeah.

They'll learn bilingual.

They'll learn Spanish.

I'll teach them Spanish. I'll teach them sign language.

Let's go.

Three languages. Three languages. Let's go.

All right, girls. That was awesome.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nice foot. Nice foot.

I think that was a good podcast.

Podcast. Hookup episode.

Mm -hmm.

Definitely. Yeah.

See you tomorrow. See you next time.

For real.

I'll promote the shit out of this, bro.

I'll be like, it was so much fun. You should go listen to it.

Yeah.

This is my foot now, by the way.

She claimed it.

Claimed it. It's nice to cuddle.