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You are a man.

You are a man.

Hello,

Evan. So good to see you again.

So nice.

See you again.

This is Valerie.

Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Oh.

Do come in. We're meeting in the parlor.

Thank you, Father, for meeting with us.

I am so excited that you agreed to officiate the wedding.

Oh, it's my pleasure. I really think that I'm going to help make your big day

feel extra special. Yes, and it's going to be so special.

I have my vows, like, already. I've been rehearsing for weeks, so I have it all

memorized. I'm so excited.

You know, your mother's been coming up to me after service the past couple of

Sundays and knocking my ear off.

How excited she is to see her daughter getting married off, finally.

That sounds just like her. That's all she can talk about right now.

Well, you know, there is one thing to go over, which is how

big is your wedding party supposed to be?

So it's roughly like 50, 60 invitations you sent out, is that right? Yeah, like

about 50 of ours.

Yeah, it's really small.

chapel will hold 137 fellows.

Plenty of room for guests.

Plenty of room for the Lord.

Sounds great. I can't wait.

It's so nice of you to come and help out. But before we

really dive in, I think that it would be important for me to

meet the groom.

Meet your husband.

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

I think you need to clarify some things.

Valerie is the groom.

She's the person I'll be marrying.

And I am just the luckiest woman in the world.

I'm sorry to have wasted your time, but I...

I think I might be the wrong person for this.

We've been talking about this for a week.

I'm not understanding.

We talked about a marriage.

A marriage as God intended.

Between a man and a woman.

Not between two... Well, I don't even know what to call you in polite company.

Had I known that you were interested...

In such disgusting, vile relationship, I never would have asked you to join my

congregation in the first place.

Absolutely not. I have been knowing you for years.

I don't... We are... Then you should have known. You're a family friend.

I will not... I can't believe what I'm hearing.

I cannot.

And I am not going to officiate this abomination of a marriage.

Abomination. Father Evans, this is not, no, this is not fair.

This is not right.

What's not right is seeking sin in the house of the Lord. You come to a house

of worship knowing that you yourself are such a wicked sinner.

You come into my house.

Bringing this sinful woman with you?

Repent!

Repent now!

Do you know how crazy you sound?

There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

There's you.

Your ideas are outdated.

This is not the congregation I signed up with.

Our love, it's righteous in the eyes of the Lord.

You're just miserable.

You live a sad, lonely life.

You want everybody else to share that with you.

And misery loves company, right?

And we're two beautiful women in love.

And you have no body.

Your love is righteous.

What you have cannot even compare one iota to the oath that I

have taken with my Lord.

What you have is disgusting.

Your vile union does not and

will not ever compare to my relationship with my God.

Strike a nerve.

I need to ask you to leave.

You've never been with a woman in your life, have you?

You must be so frustrated.

And you're using us as a scapegoat for your sexual frustration.

You probably can't stand.

Looking at a straight man's ultimate can't have.

I

bet

you've never even been with a woman before.

I've never been married.

Or even touched yourself.

It probably just all comes out when he has wet dreams.

But you've dreamt of something like this happening.

Yeah, yeah.

I do not let my mind wander to such sinful activity.

Oh, we know you're just suppressing all that desire.

Lord,

please help me.

Please help me.

Save me from these wicked people.

Do not let my mind be seduced by this.

Have you ever even seen boobies before?

Pleasures of the body.

They feel so good. I bet you want to

touch, don't you?

I will use scripture to deny myself that you destroy the temple and build it in

three days.

Save yourself and come down from the cross likewise also.

Why don't you come see what heaven really feels like? I cannot. I cannot.

I cannot.

You want it?

I... Yeah.

Shall not. Oh, my God. Look at those nipples.

Shall not. I mean, I just have to lick it.

How gentle she is.

She's worth going to hell for.

Don't you think?

Jesus Christ.

It's a little late.

Let's see what we have here.

Yeah, I know you want to touch.

You love it.

I see it in front of me.

I shall not touch. I shall not receive.

I shall not know no way.

Have you ever seen pussy before?

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

I felt the heat radiating in my face.

Oh, Lord, I feel your essence radiating in my face.

Yeah. The warmth coming from between a woman's legs.

Oh.

Let me see. Are you happy?

I need to be in your glory.

I cannot give in to these things. Oh, but you already are.

I must not.

I must be strong in the face of this.

Oh, Jesus Christ, help me.

I do not know how I will be strong enough.

Oh,

I

see the devil in front of me.

I watch their flesh correct, and I am taken over by their desire.

I cannot stand the resistance to their body.

Have you seen a big ass before?

No.

You know you want to touch.

Yes.

That thing makes two hands.

Just like that.

The devil.

This is God's work.

This is all God's work. He made this.

In the name of the Lord and the Holy Spirit, amen.

The deeper you go, the closer you get to God.

He knows how to use his tongue.

Oh, yes.

Uh -huh. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

And take off your pants while you're at it.

Let's show them how it's done.

Spread

her

wide open, just like that.

You see that?

And then like all the way down her pussy.

And make sure to pay a lot of attention to the clip.

Yes, yes.

I love this. He's enjoying this. Look at that. Look how hard he is.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. I know you haven't.

Ugh.

My god, oh my lord

How much do you like that? I love it. You love that.

I know you do.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck you Beth, I know it.

I like that.

Keep playing with my pussy.

I agree.

Keep doing that, you might just make a woman come for the first time.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I think you're right.

I must repent.

I must repent.

I think we're driving him a little crazy. It's a little bit. It's killing

Please forgive me for what I've done.

Oh.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

Your succubus is sucking your dick.

Mr. Pack is laughing this long.

Interesting.

I think he's ready for some pussy. What do you think?

Yeah.

See what's happening. Some wet pussy on your dick.

Pussy. Yeah.

Do you want to go first, baby? It's on you.

See how generous he is?

He's so giving.

See, this is love.

I'm really, really in the bathroom.

Keep your eyes on it. Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

he's screaming to get in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's so warm.

Look,

I love it. I fucking love it. You love it?

Oh, my

God, your mother

would be...

Oh, Shane.

Please. My mother isn't here.

How do you think your mother created you?

Exactly.

Get it?

Bye. Bye.

I praise God, too, all the time.

Shall not take his name in vain.

Never. He shall not blaspheme.

Ah, Jezebel juice.

Do you work out sometimes?

Yeah.

Yeah, keep making yourself useful.

Look how wet you are.

He's, like, fighting it.

He can't help it.

I will not succumb to the pleasures of this earthly body. You already have.

Too late.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no. The end of this world must be paid for in the flesh.

I love it.

Did he call you Satan?

You're Satan.

Should we do it over there?

I think you should fuck him this way.

John.

Let me get that for you.

Thank you, baby.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Shit.

Fuck.

God damn it.

Thank you.

some things

Now it's your turn.

Yeah, I keep poking that pussy just like that.

Yeah.

Look at him. He's fully enjoying it now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he loves it. He loves it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I think he's going to come soon.

Yeah.

I want all that holy semen.

Yeah,

it's getting so hard.

Oh, yeah.

His bones are so tight.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yes.

Yes.

I guess it wasn't that hard to mess up your moral code.

I mean, we still plan to get married, but, you know, to a real Christian

establishment that accepts us for who we are.