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I was like totally expecting to at least like get laid tonight. Right. Then I

got horny, I exfoliated, I moisturized, I got a fresh pedicure and nobody was

nice enough. I know, I got a pedicure too.

It's like guys don't know how to seduce women anymore.

Seriously. We don't always want them to just be aggressive and be sensual and be

passionate, but they were just pigs.

Oh, they seriously don't get it. I'm getting sick of all these little boys.

You're right.

Seriously, I mean, like, look how hot we are. Like, if we go to a party, we

should definitely be going home with somebody. Exactly.

I mean, do you know any guys we can call over?

Not any that are worth calling over, honestly.

Just a bunch of lame idiots who wouldn't know how to handle us anyway.

We're always gone for the weekend, right?

If we have your place to ourselves, we should do something.

Who are we going to invite over?

I don't know. I'm just going to think about it.

You really haven't seen any cute guys lately?

I mean, the last cute guy I saw was my boyfriend.

Really?

You can't hook up with him. No. She's dating somebody of you.

No, he's like 20 years younger than her and he's super hot. I don't know how she

scored him. He's a fucking freak.

He must be really good in bed, that's all I know.

Really? Yeah.

Can you fight him over?

For a few years.

Yeah, no.

I'm in a hypothetical situation.

What would you fuck him?

I mean, yes, he's attractive, but I'm not going to fuck my mom's boyfriend.

But that's just awful. I can't do that. Oh, come on. I bet he would love to fuck

you. Oh my god.

Do you have any thoughts about it?

I mean, I do catch him checking me out sometimes, but weirdly

enough, I mainly catch him looking at my feet.

You don't know?

I didn't even know my mom was into feet like that, so.

You have some cute feet. That makes sense.

You have really good feet. Thank you.

But, I mean, he is really hot. I just wish he wasn't my mom's boyfriend.

Well, just because he's your mom's boyfriend doesn't mean that I can't fuck

What? Right? No, you can't fuck my mom's boyfriend either. What the hell?

That makes no sense, but okay.

I mean, if she finds out, she's gonna kill you, and she's gonna kill me.

Then we just don't tell her. I mean, but she's gonna find out. We can keep a

secret. She always finds out everything.

The question is, can he keep a secret? What's your name?

Milan. Milan!

Hi!

I'm Shira.

Hey, Milan!

Hi, how are you doing?

I'm great, how are you? Yeah, this is my friend Shira.

Nice to meet you.

Your mom is here, right?

No, she's actually out of town for the next two weeks.

Two weeks?

I've never seen a color green like that before. Yep, they sure are nice.

Thanks. Wouldn't that be a really cute pedicure color?

Hold on, I'm just going to see. Do you want to keep your face right there?

I'm just going to hold my feet and see if that would be a cute color.

Is that comfortable with my feet?

Um, yeah, sure would, actually.

Um, I think it might be better with your skin tone more.

Let me see your feet.

Oh, God, just let me see your feet. I don't want to see if my screen is better

with your skin. I think that my feet are just fine, actually.

Um, Milan, I'm really sorry that my mom's not here. You should probably just

start heading home.

Like, now.

Now you know why.

I just want to ask you a question.

You know? No, it's fine, it's fine. I'm just going to go.

know that her mom was going home.

Yeah. I mean, why didn't you tell me that? Probably because relationships

that serious.

It's very casual, isn't it?

You don't have to expect a lot of exclusivity or anything like that.

So, it wouldn't be weird if he were to continue to date around.

I'm just saying, like, he didn't get all the information.

I just met her.

Right?

I just met her. I just met her.

I don't know.

What do you think, Milan? I should just go.

Yeah, I think you should too.

You know, Kira's just really friendly. I'm really friendly.

I'm a really good person.

I don't know.

Can't you tell yourself sometimes?

Okay, so please don't tell your mom.

No, I most definitely will not. I don't want to get Kira in trouble.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, it depends on what.

Exactly. We're just looking at feet.

Let me just see your feet.

Why don't you see my feet? Because you always pick the same sparkly pink for

your toes. And I think that it's very cute. But I just think seeing it as

would work. Can you set it up for me?

I think he really doesn't have to do that. That's not necessary.

It's really not necessary. I promise.

Let's see. Um, it would be cute. I agree. Okay, um, I, you know, Kara, we,

I just think that maybe

a foot massage wouldn't hurt.

Oh my gosh, that's wrong.

Well, okay.

How about you take another shoe?

Yeah.

That's all, though. That's all we're doing here.

And it's only because my feet are really sore. My feet are so sore.

Okay.

I still think that your feet would be better this X.

Come on. Look at this foot right here.

See? See how much more that compliments you?

Yeah, I could see that. That would be cute.

Or maybe, like, the color of his lips.

Oh.

Thank you, Binky. He's covering my toenail so I can see what it is.

I'm giving you a massage with his mouth.

That's all.

You're actually putting your foot in my mouth.

I'm sorry, what was that?

I can't hear you.

I guess you didn't say anything.

Wow.

How do you know that I'm in defeat?

I mean, well, first of all, I didn't say that. You just said it. Now

I'm starting to think that you're in defeat because you brought it up. I

yeah, why would you say something like that? That was really weird.

Does your mom know you're in defeat?

Of course.

Does he have a lot of experience with measuring women in their teeth?

I think he does.

Could you show them?

Yeah.

Oh,

he knows how to use that.

Don't tell your mom, please.

I mean, of course not.

Would I possibly tell her that her boyfriend has my foot in his mouth?

That doesn't really sound right, does it?

It's really bad actually. Maybe it's better if it wasn't her daughter.

Yeah, that's true.

It's a little better, right?

She likes the way they taste.

Maybe he could fit both of our

feet in his mouth at the same time.

We can make it Oh, you got it. That looks like my mom has been getting

treatment. Uh -huh.

That feels way too nice to just speak up to one woman.

I feel shit.

That's so cool.

So true.

Get in between every single toe.

That's right.

And one of your toes.

Oh, my God.

So good.

Look at her toes.

Oh, my feet are feeling so much better already.

That's a really good massage.

Yeah, it is.

I think your feet need some attention, too. Don't forget about my friend here.

I didn't say you could stop massaging them, though.

You have a mouth and a hand. You can do both at the same time.

Pretty good at that.

I can see why your mom likes him.

Oh my gosh, I think he's getting hard.

Are you snitching or snitching?

No, no.

Put your foot right on his nose.

Are you already imagining what they would feel like wrapped around your

I'm so sorry.

My mom!

Oh my god.

Yeah, that's right.

Take her whole foot in your mouth.

Oh my gosh, I never knew what a little freak you were.

I mean, I knew you liked feet, but maybe not this much.

That's right.

So good.

Oh my gosh. I know,

right? My turn, my turn, my turn.

I'm not very shy either, is he?

He loves worshipping his perfect feet.

Wow. Oh, good.

I don't think any of the boys at the party we went to would have done that.

It's a real joke.

Absolutely. Did I touch my pussy?

Look at me. We weren't trying to do anything.

Don't answer that.

We don't want to hear that.

Is that what you were thinking about?

Our feet on the ground?

Pussy ants?

Someone's greedy.

So greedy.

It's definitely hard. I can feel his call.

It's so...

Back and forth between my foot and her foot.

Get it nice and wet.

Let your feet fit all over.

Let your wet feet rub together.

You pulled it right out.

It just slipped right in between our feet, didn't it?

Oh my gosh.

Oh, right at the tip, that's what you like?

Oh, thank you for telling me how to do it.

What? It seems like you've done this quite a few times.

Someone's a professional foot freak.

Do you want to try getting it right with your fingers?

Yeah, I think I can do that.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

I think we're doing a pretty good job.

I would say so.

Yeah, I can admire you so much.

I can just glide right in front of your big cup.

Look at this! Look at my foot!

Oh my gosh, that's crazy.

Give my toes some extra space in order to your day.

What about you?

Put some spit on my toe.

Really? Yeah, I think I like that idea.

Oh yeah, please.

I love watching that.

Do you want to

make

both of our feet anemic?

Yeah,

we can keep a secret.

oh my god oh

he's

such a little freak

Would you like me to touch your skin?

Oh, yeah.

Right in between your toes.

Toes can grip pretty good, can't they?

Right in between.

Oh, yeah, just right in between?

Relax your toes, relax.

Oh, that's what you like.

We didn't tell you to stop.

Here, push the stick into my mouth.

I'm going to put it out and feed it to you with my feet.

oh my gosh

Looks like he's already trying not to come.

I thought you were getting it.

Like sucking your mouth.

I'm

excited.

I think she likes that a lot.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Look.

Thank you.

in the sandwich oh my

god

Thank you.

Oh,

my God.

... ...

...

... ... ...

...

Oh my god, yes please.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my

God.

That's funny.

Oh, God, that's so great.

Stretch me out, yeah?

oh my

god

Can you feel it, Dave? I hear it. I hear it.

oh my goodness

Thank you.

There you go.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

What is it then?

Excuse me, babe.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh yeah

Oh my God.

How are you doing tonight? You're getting your feet on his follicle, man.

Amen.

Amen.

uh oh

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

um oh

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

There you go. There you go. Push ahead.

um um

Oh, my

God.

My baby, I love you so much.

I love you

so

much.

Yeah, that's right.

I'll do it.

Fuck your face

He's a hammock.

Yeah. Hold it. Hold the pocket.

Open your mouth.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

um oh my

god

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. That's bad.

That's bad.

That's bad.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Do you want to sing it?

That was good.

Thank you for giving us your mom.

Did I let my mom find out about this? No, no, no.

How long does he keep fucking us like that?

He's my little foot slave now.

My little foot slave.