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Original subtitles

Welcome to ITV News.

People from around the country are waiting with baited breath today

as a much anticipated request from the entire nation

is due to be brought before the King.

And we can now cross live to Buckingham Palace,

where the King's Guard are beginning to assemble.

FOOTSTEPS THUD

FAN FARE EN DS

RECORD SCRATCH

CLEARS HIS THROAT His Royal Highness.

# God save the King Long live the King. #

Your Majesty, we're here to ask for your royal approval

to begin the new series of Britain's Got Talent.

A show so grand, so majestic, much like the Royal Family itself.

And we can promise you that this series of Britain's Got Talent

will be bigger and better than ever.

CHEERING

You were on fire!

EAGLE SCREECHING I can't believe it!

I've never seen anything like it.

This is the best act we've had in 18 years.

KS“

Why, hello there. SCREAMING

I was just entertained!

Have mercy!

Go, go, go, go! SCREAMING

Oh! Hi, guys, great to see you.

Has anybody got any gravy? BUZZER SOUNDS

It's me, Sethward the Pig!

CH EERING AND LAUGHTER

SCREAMING

You flew all the way here to squeeze those?

This is very normal to us.

Ugh!

GLASS SHATTERS

BUZZER SOUNDS Pathetic.

I beg your pardon! Who said that?

BLEEP, AMANDA LAUGHS

SIMON: Blackpool, you are the fifth judge.

CHANTING: just say yes! just say yes!

Hold on! Hold on!

My ears are bleeding.

Press the gold? I'll smash your faces in!

Fine, I'll do it!

# Any way you want it That's the way you need it

# Any way you want it... # I got the Golden Buzzer!

I've won.

# Any way you want it That's the way you need it

# Any way you want it... #

No way. No way.

There's no way!

BUZZER SOUNDS Stop! Stop! Stop!

Are you BLEEP crazy?

So, sir...

Can we rely on your royal seal of approval?

Yes, it's a royal yes from me.

CHEERING

FAN FARE

Yes! Get in!

We won't let you down, sir.

Right, time for the royal feet to be rubbed.

Oh, I have two people for that.

SONG: 'Walking On Sunshine'

# I'm walking on sunshine... #

So, there we have it. It's been confirmed by the King himself.

Britain's Got Talent auditions start today!

# And don't it feel good? Say it, say it, say it again now

# And don't it feel good?

# I feel the love, I feel the love That's really real

# Walking on sunshine, baby

# Oh, oh, yeah... #

Hello, Blackpool!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I'm walking on sunshine... #

I'm so excited to perform in front of the judges.

You all right?

Hello.

GIRL: Which judge are we most excited to meet?

Simon Cowell!

# Walking on sunshine, baby

# Oh, oh, yeah

# On sunshine, baby. #

Now, we've got some news. Bruno can't be here in Blackpool.

The good news is we have a brilliant replacement.

# R's not over yet... # Whoa'.!

WOMAN: KS|'s on it. I know. That's iconic. It's iconic.

Yo! Hey!

# Why do I always tell myself... #

Oh, wow, thank you. Wow. A Simon handshake.

THEY LAUGH

# Everybody dance... #

Are you ready to meet your judges for tonight?

It's Alesha Dixon!

Amanda Holden!

So to be on this side, it's kind of weird.

Please welcome the social media sensation... KSI!

AMANDA WHOOPS

CHEERING

# Everybody

# Everybody... #

Guys!

# Everybody... # CHEERING AND SCREAMING

One, two, three judges. Have we forgotten anyone?

CHEERING

It's the boss.

Give a big Blackpool welcome to Mr Simon Cowell!

CHEERING

Welcome, everyone. I hope you have a great time.

You can do whatever you want.

Whatever they said that you can't do, just do it.

You are the fifth judge.

BGT. Let's go, baby.

Listen, I really wanna press the button. I can't lie.

Come on, give it a go.

BUZZER SOUNDS

LAUGHTER

Can we get you on? Let's do it. Can't wait to see it.

It is all yours. Have fun out there.

CHEERING

Hello. Hello.

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. Thank you.

What's your name, and where are you from?

My name's Ruairidh Maclean.

I'm from Ullapool, a wee fishing village

an hour north of Inverness. So, yeah...

CHEERING

What are you doing for us today? Is this your day job or passion?

Erm, it is now.

It's a hobby that got out of hand. Erm, so, er... Yeah.

OK. We wish you the best of luck. Thank you. Go for it.

CHEERING

I don't even know what he's gonna do.

I think singing comedian.

Maybe it's not comedy.

Oh, it's, erm... What do you call it?

Oh, no, it's even worse. An accordion.

I hate them. I hate them as well.

STRINGS PLAY PEDAL TONE

I know how much yo use love the bagpipes.

HE PLAYS IN TUNE

Bagpipes on the accordion?

It's like a marriage made in hell.

HE PLAYS

PLAYING STOPS

# Mister... #

GASPING AND LAUGHTER

# Your eyes are full of hesitation

# Sure makes me wonder

# If you know What you're looking for

# Oh, baby

# I like to keep my reputation... #

PLAYS IN TUNE

# I'm a sensation

# You try me once You'll beg for more

# Yes, sir, I can boogie

# But I need a certain song

# I can boogie, boogie-woogie

# All night long... # One, two, three, four!

PLAYS ARPEGGIATED MELODY

MELODY CONTINUES

# Yes, sir, I can boogie

# But I need a certain song

# I can boogie, boogie-woogie

# All night long... #

BOTH: One, two, three, go!

MELODY CONTINUES WITH BACKING BEAT

MELODY CONTINUES

CHEERING

HE SCREAMS # Yes, sir, I can boogie

# But I need a certain song

# I can boogie, boogie-woogie

# All night long. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I got music in me I got music in me

# I got music in me... #

LAUGHS

# I got the music in me I got the music in me

# I got the music in me... #

How do you describe that?

That's the stuff that goes viral, bro.

It was weird, funky.

I didn't know what I was watching, but I was just entertained!

CHEERING Thank you, thank you.

Everybody was up on their feet. This was brilliant.

Alesha and Simon notoriously do not love an accordion,

and they did not buzz you, so I am going to say that is a positive.

Yeah, actually...

There's time yet. MIMICS BUZZER

LAUGHTER

The song was bizarre.

The way it started was really bizarre.

I thought, "Where's this going?" BOOING

You know, accordions and recorders...

I mean, normally, they don't go down great.

BOOING

BOOING

However, I've never heard anything like this in my life.

It was fantastically mad.

All right, yeah. Thank you.

Right, over to my friend KSI.

Gonna vote.

Bro, you caught me off guard, but I loved it. It's a yes from me.

Oh, thank you.

It's a yes from me.

Erm, yeah, I don't know what I think.

Simon?

I was going to say...

# Feel funky, feel good... #

...yes. You're through!

CHEERING

# I got the music in me I got the music in me... #

Ah, yeah, that's what he said!

Yay! That's it.

That was really good. First one clone.

Just say what you feel. Good for you.

# I got the music

in me. #

Hey. Bless him.

Yay!

GIRL: Teddy! Teddy's here, Teddy's here.

Hey. Hello.

How are you doing? I'm all right, thank you.

And what's your name?

My name is Teddy.

I'm from Kent.

Kent? Ooh. OK.

What is your age? I'm eight.

So, what are you gonna be showing us today?

Erm, you'll have to wait and see.

LAUGHTER

OK! That told you.

All right, Teddy! LAUGHTER

It's gonna be quite unusual.

I don't think you've seen this before.

Sounds spooky.

Go on, Teddy!

Oh, he's got the drinks in for the judges.

They're gonna like him for that.

Now, Simon, I've got two drinks here -

Champagne and Fizzy orange -

and one of them's my favourite drink in the whole world.

Can you guess which one? Is it Prime?

One of these two, not Prime. Oh, sorry.

LAUGHTER

He's sassy. Aw.

Right, OK. So, Champagne.

I'm eight.

LAUGHTER

All right, you're right.

That's for you. All right, I'll take that.

Actually, that's for you, KSI.

Oh, OK.

Wow. OK.

Now, my two favourite things in the whole world -

magic and fizzy orange.

Can you shake the bottle for me, Simon?

Harder. More!

Harder! OK!

Stop.

Schtraz!

Yes, I've got the fizz.

Can you open the bottle for me, Simon? Oh, no.

Is it gonna go up in my face?

Aim it at Amanda. AMANDA SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

No fizz.

Watch.

POP, SCREAMING

KSI LAUGHS

Whoa! Yo!

What the...?

Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Make it stop, Teddy.

I don't wanna use my magic on that. LAUGHTER

Before I came here today, I writ some sentences

my mum doesn't really like me saying,

such as, "Where's my spider?"

No, seriously.

Oh, what? Did he just say, "Where's my spider?"?

He did not just say that. Teddy, no!

TEDDY LAUGHS

"I can't find any socks". You get the basic idea. Yeah.

Simon, can you just pick one card out of the box for me, please?

All right.

Got it. Got it, got it. Can you read it out to everyone?

"Let me show you some magic."

Now can you rip that card in half for me?

OK.

Now can you put the two pieces against each other?

Yeah.

No, silly, like that.

LAUGHTER

Now can you rip it in half again? Yeah.

God. Is that OK?

Yes. We ll...

Now, can I have one piece, please? Yeah.

Now another. Yeah.

And the Vast one. Yeah.

Just keep that one for me.

Yeah.

TEDDY EXHALES

CHEERING

Nah! How's he clone this, then?

KSI, do you know what the name of that Champagne is?

It's, er, "(Test Derriere L'et..."

LAUGHTER

Can you peel off the label for me?

Wait. What? There's a card.

Can you show everyone what it is? Oh, my God! No way!

What?!

"Let... show you some magic."

CHEERING

just wait. Can you give the card to Simon?

Thank you.

Now, Simon, can you hold up the card?

This one? Yes.

Now, the corner that you have, do they match?

Yes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

LAUGHS

Yo!

# Cos, baby, you're a firework

# Come on and show them What you're worth

# Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

# As you shoot across the sky

# Baby, you're a firework

# Come on and let your colours burst

# Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

# You're gonna leave them all in awe Awe, awe... #

Teddy, I'm just in awe of what I've just seen.

It's incredible. You're so confident.

You're already a star at your age,

and I've never seen anything like that in my life.

That was amazing!

TEDDY LAUGHS, APPLAUSE

I think that there's an adult trapped in an eight-year-old's body.

It was fantastic, and you should be really proud of yourself.

CHEERING Well done.

I cannot believe you're eight years old. Yes.

Honestly, the whole thing was absolutely fantastic.

Teddy, you're so funny,

and you were telling me off the whole way through.

I have no idea, genuinely, how this happened.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I would like to be the first person who gives you...

...a yes, cos you have got a massive career ahead of you.

And you have magic powers.

CHEERING

It's a yes from me, Teddy.

I'm saying yes.

KSI, yes or no?

A massive yes!

Four yeses.

# Baby, you're a firework

# Come on and show 'em what... #

Well done, Teddy.

# Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

# As you shoot across the sky. #

Well clone! Well done, mate!

Feel like you're getting a real... Yeah, yeah.

...taste of the show now. Straight in. I love it.

# One, two, three... #

CHEERING

# One, two, three

# Uh, all right... #

I have been dying to perform for Simon.

I've practised in the mirror when he says, like,

"What's your name, where are you from?"

I'm like, "Vinnie. Glasgow."

# Na, na-na, na... #

What was yours and Eric's double act week?

A dog act. We decided. Oh. Yeah.

Pebbles is in training. Is she?

# Let's say it one more time... # Hello!

DOG BARKS

# Na-na, na-na, na-na-na... #

Aww! Look at this baby!

HE WHOOPS

And who have we got here?

My name's Sarah. This is Meatball.

Oh, my gosh, Sarah, I can hear an accent. Where are you from?

Originally, Pennsylvania. OK.

But I've lived in London for the past 15 years.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How old is he? Four.

OK. And bearing in mind we've had amazing dog acts over the years,

do you think your act is better than we've had in the past?

Absolutely.

CHEERING

Well, we always say on this show... two minutes can change your life.

Let's go!

Yes, Meatball!

DOG BARKS

ORCHESTRAL MUSK. PLAYS

Come on. Where is he? Is he running late?

HORN BEEPS

CHEERING

Yes!

Go on!

I've got everything crossed for this.

# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want

# So tell me what you want What you really, really want... #

Bell! Bell!

Come on! Bell!

# If you want my future Forget my past

# If you wanna get with me Better make it fast

# Now, don't go wasting My precious time

# Get your act together We could be just fine

# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want... #

Come on. Jump up here!

Come on!

CHEERING

# If you wanna be my lover... #

BUZZERS SOUND

BOOING

OK, I'll play it.

PLAYS XYLOPHONE KEYBOARD

# You have got to give

# Taking is too easy, but... #

BUZZER SOUNDS

# Yo, I'll tell you what I want. #

Come on! Play!

Play.

She might as well have performed with a meatball.

BUZZER SOUNDS

ALL: Oh!

Ah!

Oh!

LAUGHTER

# Shake it up, baby... #

Look, erm... it was f...

It was funny. It was fun.

I think we could all do that.

He was supposed to play piano, bell, drum, tambourine, ukulele.

Right. I don't really think he wants to be in show business, Sarah.

KSI, What did you think? Oh.

Am I clone? I'm clone.

All right. Bye. THEY LAUGH

Not great, is it? I'm sorry.

LAUGHTER

Vinnie. Oh, my God. Hi.

Vinnie McKee. Yes, it is. Yeah.

Hi, Vinnie. Hello. The one and only.

Feel like we need something good, something serious. Here we go.

Good luck. Best of luck, pal.

# I could be the one... #

CHEERING

# I could be the one. #

Hello.

Right, let's start with your name, please.

I'm Vinnie, and I'm from Glasgow.

CHEERING

Are you here with anyone? With your family, or what?

My mum, my clad and my sister.

CHEERING

By the way, I am a quarter Scottish.

It's his left leg. Are you actually?

I am. So we are probably related somewhere.

LAUGHTER

And how old are you, Vinnie?

I'm 29 years old.

And what do you do? I'm a holiday park entertainer.

I've been doing that since I was 18 years old.

I've never really worked anywhere else.

I do bingo calling, game shows.

I sing in the evening sometimes to one table, sometimes to ten.

This is mad.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, so how do you think you go from there to here?

Erm, I'm gonna show you today.

Right.

CHEERING

OK, good luck.

CHEERING

Blow their socks off, Vinnie.

SONG: 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)'

OPERATICALLY: # When I wake up

# Well, I know I'm gonna be

# I'm gonna be the man Who wakes up next to you

# Ancl when I'm lonely

# Yeah, I know I'm gonna be

# I'm gonna be the man Who's lonely without you

# Ancl I would walk 500 miles

# Ancl I would walk 500 more

# just to be the man

# Who walked a thousand miles

# To fall down at your door

# Ancl when I'm working

# Yeah, I know I'm gonna be

# I'm gonna be the man Who's working hard for you... #

What a great version. It is, isn't it?

# Ancl when I'm dreaming

# Yeah, I know I'm gonna dream

# I'm gonna dream about the times When I'm with you

# Ancl I would walk 500 miles

# Ancl I would walk 500 more

# just to be the man

# Who walked a thousand miles

# To fall down at your door

# I would walk 500 miles

# Ancl I would walk 500 more

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# When I wake up

# Well, I know I'm gonna be

# I'm gonna be the man Who wakes up next to you

# Ancl when I'm dreaming

# Yeah, I know I'm gonna dream

# I'm gonna dream about the times When I'm with you

# With you. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wow.

CHEERING CONTINUES

# Don't need no light

# To see you shine

# It's your golden hour

# You slow down time... #

# In your golden... #

Hit that gold, hit that gold!

CHANTING: Push the gold! Push the gold!

Push the gold! Push the gold! Wow!

Push the gold! Push the gold!

Push the gold! CHANTING FADES

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

I don't think that we were expecting that.

CHEERING

I'm actually quite speechless.

Alesha?

The feeling I had was, listening to you sing,

that you were really fighting.

Throughout that whole audition, you were trying to prove yourself,

and you really, really did.

Well done. Well done.

You blew everyone away, and that was outstanding.

CHEERING

Your voice is just superb.

CHANTING RESUMES

You don't just go from bingo calling to that.

Were you trained as a singer, or what?

No. I've just always sang from a young age.

But I've been on the park since I was 18, so I've never really left.

I mean, what do you think?

CHEERING

CHANTING: Push the gold! Push the gold!

CHANTING CONTINUES

CHANTING CONTINUES

All right.

# To see you shine

# It's your golden hour

# Oh, oh, oh

# You slow down time

# In your golden hour

# Shine

# It's your golden hour... #

# You slow down... #

# In your golden hour. #

CHEERING CONTINUES

What now?! Vinnie!

That was incredible.

Isn't it a great feeling when that happens?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you pressed it, I was like, "Ah, he's gonna love that."

DEC: Congratulations. ANT: Well done.

Straight through to the semis. That's mad.

Things like that don't happen to people like me, so...

Do you know what, things like that happen to people like you

when they're that talented. Thank you so much.

# Dance

# Boogie Wonderland... #

He's back. It's the one and only Bruno Tonioli!

# Dance

# Boogie Wonderland

# Dance

# Boogie Wonderland... #

We have no idea who's coming out, so...

CHANTING: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

Love you guys!

Please don't do that.

So annoying.

LAUGHTER

# Ah, dance

# Boogie Wonderland... #

BOTH: We are Obsequious dance group from the Philippines.

Why did you decide to come to Britain's Got Talent?

When I was young, I watched Diversity. OK.

Ancl from there, I wanna be, like, dancers like them

who can dance in front of this big stage. Uh-huh.

# Dance

# Boogie Wonderland. #

Britain's Got Talent is really a big dream for us.

It would be an amazing memory.

AMANDA: What is this?

Oh, rock 'n' roll!

SONG: 'Sweet Child O' Mine'

CHEERING

# She's got a smile

# Reminds me of childhood

# Sky

# Where do we go now?

# Whoa, oh, oh

# Where do we go?

# Whoa

# Where do we go now?

# No, no, n0, n0, H0, "0, "0

# Child. #

REMIXED GUITAR SOLO

DRUM FILL

SCREAMING

DEC: Oh!

'Let's rock.'

SONG: 'You Give Love A Bad Name'

# Shot through the heart And you're to blame

# Darling, you give love

# A bad name... #

CHEERING

# Shot through the heart And you're to blame

# Darling, you give love a bad name

# You give love

# You give love

# You give love

# You give love. #

DENT BREAKDOWN

Whoa! Whoa!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Oh, we're halfway there

# Whoa, living on a prayer... #

We've never seen anything like it.

I love the Philippines.

We love it when international acts come on this stage.

You work so hard,

and we can feel how much this means to you.

Your passion is insane.

That's how you rock Blackpool!

# Doesn't make a difference If we make it or not... #

It's genius.

The choreography was superb.

The execution,

absolutely sensational!

# Oh, we're halfway there... #

The whole of Blackpool here loved it. It was amazing.

I can't remember a dance act

whose music was rock 'n' roll.

It makes you so much more exciting.

Bruno?

Yes!

Yes!

It's absolutely yes.

Erm... Blackpool?

CHEERING

4,000 yeses.

# Whoa, we're halfway there

# Whoa, living on a prayer

# Take my hand

# And we'll make it, I swear

# Whoa, living on a prayer... #

YES, yes, yes!

Can't wait to see you again.

ALL: Yeah!

More of that, please.

More of that! THEY CHEER

They were good, weren't they?

I love when people come from another country.

There is incredible talent out there.

Nice to meet you. I'm Akira.

Nice to meet you, Akira. From?

Japan. Japan.

All yours. Do it for japan!

Good luck. Do it for us.

CHEERING

# Living on a prayer. #

Hello, good evening. How are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

What is your name, and where are you coming from?

My name is Akira, and I'm from japan. Tokyo.

CHEERING

Why are you here at Britain's Got Talent?

Yeah. I love Britain's Got Talent.

This is my dream stage.

I think the Royal Family

will like my act.

APPLAUSE

We can't wait to see your act, so, the stage is yours.

Thank you.

Wow.

AUDIENCE CHANT: Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

What? I haven't clone anything yet!

LAUGHTER

Come on.

The anticipation.

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Well, I didn't expect that.

Hey!

LAUGHTER

Firstly, you will see the Blackpool Tower.

Up, up, UP.

Three, two, one.

Boom!

LAUGHTER

Next is pulled by the car.

Three, two, one.

Go, go, go!

CHEERING

Oh, my God, it's so close!

Next is... Tissues.

We've got the worst seat in the house here. We see everything.

Three, two, one.

Argh! SHE SHRIEKS

HE EXCLAIMS

LAUGHTER

Next is...

Plate juggling.

Three, two, one.

MUSIC PLAYS

AUDIENCE LAUGH

Oi, (Ii. (jil oi-.

HE YELLS

Next is... Feel the gravity.

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

LAUGHTER

My God! That angle!

Three, two, one.

LAUGHTER

HE YELLS

Finally...

No, no, no. No, no, no! No, no, no.

Acrobatic ball boy.

He has got a nice bum.

LAUGHTER

Three, two, one.

HE YELLS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

THEY CHEER

CHEERING

Thank you!

CHEERING

Thank you!

Thank you so much.

I love you.

They love you.

CHEERING

Oh, thank you!

I've always said, I love the people who come in from japan.

When did you come up with this idea?

Ah... About ten years ago.

Where were you?

In the bathroom. I thought so.

LAUGHTER

I tell you what, Akira, you have balls.

LAUGHTER

We've seen it all. Everything.

LAUGHTER

They will find this absolutely hilarious.

Arigato gozaimasu.

Oh, a rig a to gozaimasu!

It's very cheeky, it's very funny.

Oh, it's very cheeky all right. It's cheeky, yeah. We know that.

I loved every second of it.

APPLAUSE

Bruno. Oh, my God.

I'm totally bewildered.

I don't know what to say on this show.

It's a yes from me. Oh!

It's a yes from me.

LAUGHTER

Simon? Yes.

Oh, thank you!

Arigato.

Thank you!

Thank you. Amazing.

Thank you so much. Thank you!

Oh, well clone, Akira!

How funny.

I love those acts.

Woo!

THEY GAS?

SCREAM

I can't believe he's done that!

FOREBODING MUSIC

# Tonight

# You belong

# To me. #

Ooh, it's gone cold, hasn't it?

MYSTICAL MUSIC

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

Scary one. Scary.

MUSIC CONTINUES

THUNDERCLAP

AUDIENCE GASP

AUDIENCE GASP AND SCREAM

EVIL CH UCKLE

AUDIENCE GASP

NERVOUS CHATTER

APPLAUSE

CACKLES

Oh, no, no.

AUDIENCE SCREAM

Oh, for goodness sake.

AUDIENCE GASP

Arghg

SCREAMING

SCREAMING CONTINUES

CACKLES MAN ICALLY

No!

AUDIENCE EXCLAIM

BRUNO: Gross!

Oh, God!

This is great!

AUDIENCE GROAN

Suck on it, Simon!

BUZZER

JUDGES GROAN

SCREAM

ALESHAI Nasty.

Oh! I can't!

NERVOUS LAUGHTER

Obviously don't try this at home.

SCREAMS IN AUDIENCE

No way! He's gonna hook himself?

AUDIENCE CLAMOUR

CLAMOU R INCREASES

AMANDA: Oh, God.

SCREAMING

BRUNO YELLS

AUDIENCE SCREAM

SCREAMING INTENSIFIES

WILD CLAMOUR

CACKLES MAN ICALLY

Ta-da!

STUNNED SILENCE

SCATTERED APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I thought love was only true In fairy tales

# Meant for someone else But not for me

# Love was out to get me... #

That was exceptional.

CHANTING: Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Press the gold? I'll smash your faces in.

# I saw her face

# Now I'm a believer... #

Listen, I know I'm alone in this,

I can't watch this act, but I appreciate how good you are.

I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence with you, darling.

BOOING

Do you want to speak?

Do you have a name?

I don't think it matters. LAUGHTER

HE CACKLES

No-one's ever seen this before.

This was one of my favourite acts of the day. Genuinely.

Let me kick this off.

I'm gonna say yes.

APPLAUSE

Bruno? It's yes from me.

APPLAUSE

It was so beyond grotesque and gross

that it's almost like watching a new art form.

For me, it was horrifically...

brilliant.

APPLAUSE

I am gonna say yes, cos I'm terrified to say no.

LAUGHTER

So you are through to the next round.

APPLAUSE

CACKLES

# Now I'm a believer

# Not a trace

# Of doubt in my mind. #

Thank you.

CACKLES

Oh, he smiled. See, he really is a nice guy.

I've never seen anything like it.

I know. It made me go really funny.

CACKLES MAN ICALLY

CHEERING

Honestly, this is the best audience.

CHEERING

Han and Fran.

Han, Fran? Yeah! Yes!

We do, like, the Ant and Dec thing. Stand that way around.

We've got the height thing going on.

Hold on, if I stand here...

Are we allowed to take a photo? Yeah.

Wonderful producer, would you mind?

Come on, be good. No, don't be good, be great.

We'll take some photos.

Have fun out there.

CHEERING

ANT CHEERS

APPLAUSE

Hello.

Hi! Hello!

Oh, my Lord.

Who are you?

I'm Hannah.

I'm Fran.

And together we are...

BOTH: Han and Fran.

Genius!

We thought outside the box with that one (!)

Han and Fran, where are you from?

We are from Llandudno, in North Wales.

So we're here to represent the Welshies!

CHEERING

We are best of friends.

Singing has brought us together, and has made us soul sisters.

They're gonna love these photos.

Look how good that one is.

Look how lovely that is.

Sorry, what were your day jobs?

We just work in an office. Very boring.

What kind of office?

One where we do lots of admin. Admin.

Photocopying. It's very boring.

LAUGHTER

And do you think you can win?

We want to be the first Welsh winners, don't we?

Yeah. I don't think any Welshies have won.

Well, Paul Potts lived in Wales.

He lived there, but he's actually from Bristol.

Oh, yeah. And that's not... Thank you.

LAUGHTER A fair point.

It's a fair point.

You've got two minutes to change your life. Good luck.

APPLAUSE

BOTH: # If you change your mind I'm the first in line... #

CHEERING # Honey, I'm still free

# Take a chance on me

# If you need me, let me know And I'll be around

# If you've got no place to go When you're feeling down. #

Come on! Whoo! SONG: 'Dancing Queen'

LAUGHTER

# Friday night And the lights are low

# Looking out for a place to go

# Ooh, where they play The right music

# Getting in the swing

# You come to look for a king... #

CHEERING

BOTH: # And when you get the chance

# You are the dancing queen... # Sing it!

# Young and sweet, only 17. #

Whoo!

SONG: 'Mamma Mia'

CHEERING

# I've been cheated by you Since I don't know when... #

You're lovin' it! You're lovin' it!

You're lovin' it! You're lovin' it! # Sol made up my mind

# It must come to an end

# Look at me now, willl ever learn?

# I don't know how But I suddenly lose control

# There's a fire within my soul

# just one look And I can hear a bell ring

# One more look And I forget everything, whoa

# Mamma mia, here I go again

# My, my, how can I resist you?

ANT AND DEC: # Mamma mia # Mamma mia, does it show again?

# My, my, just how much I've missed you? Mamma mia! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I've been cheated by you Since I... #

Film it! Film it! There're gonna hug! Get the hug!

# Sol made up my mind It must come to an end... #

Look at that! Look at that! # Will I ever know...? #

Thank you so much. SHE LAUGHS

I'm impressed. That was brilliant.

Honestly, so much fun.

Thank you. CHEERING

So I'm gonna start by saying yes. Oh, my God.

You've got everybody going, you've got everybody happy.

Thank you. Then I say a yes. Yes from me.

Thank you so much for dancing with us. Oh, my God.

Brilliant energy. Thank you.

But I am a little bit on the fence. AUDIENCE BOO

Yeah. Right. So, OK...

I didn't love the vocal.

AUDIENCE BOOING

However...

I've learned doing this show,

the only people's opinion who matters is not us,

it's the people behind us.

What did you think?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # Yes, I've been brokenhearted

# Blue since the clay we parted... # That's all that matters.

# Did I ever let you go...? #

Congratulations.

Whoo! # Mamma mia, even if I say

# Bye-bye, leave me now or never

# Mamma mia. # SHE SHRIEKS

The audience were dancing, did you see it? Yes, I did!

THEY LAUGH

That's brilliant. Hilarious.

This is just my dream to be here, so... Nice. Good.

Yeah. Come on, Will.

Only 20 years waiting.

Hey, Will. Hello. How are you?

Oh, better for seeing you two. You charmer, you.

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. How are you feeling?

I mean, I'm 24, and for 18 years of my life,

I've been addicted to this program me.

Have you? Wow. Yep.

The moment has arrived. Let's do it. Let's do it.

No backing out now. You know how it works.

Onto the star, they'll have a chat. He knows, he knows.

He's seen it. He's seen it. He's a super fan. Go for it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello, my love. Hello. How are you doing?

Oh, I'm so excited to be here.

Oh, good! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, so what's your name and where are you from?

I'm Will Burns, and I'm from Leeds! Lovely.

Whey! CHEERING

How old are you, Will, if you don't mind me asking?

I'm 24 years young, Alesha. 24 years young.

You brought anyone with you today?

Yeah, I've got my uncle and aunty, and my mum and clad.

Oh, I can see them. Ah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoo!

What is YOUR dream and why are you here today?

For the last 18 years of my life, I've been addicted to this show.

Oh, that's nice.

I've had Britain's Got Talent-themed birthday parties...

No! LAUGHTER

True. I've had a...

...Britain's Got Talent-themed bedroom.

No. With a Simon Cowell bobblehead.

LAUGHTER

Which took pride of place, Simon.

Thank you.

This is the dream, to be here today.

This is all of ever wanted. Oh, wow. That's big.

This is it.

How would you feel about possibly performing

at the Royal Variety Show?

That would be... It would be the ultimate.

Well, THIS feels like the ultimate,

but that is just beyond my biggest dreams.

AUDIENCE: AW!

APPLAUSE

OK, well, the stage is yours, Will. Good luck.

Thank you very much. Go for it. Enjoy.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, CLEARS THROAT

I like him. I want him to be good.

Simon Cowell...

your TV shows have changed my life.

You could say that they've actually left quite an impression on me.

Last week, I was alone, making breakfast,

and I found myself saying...

AS BGT NARRATOR: It's Saturday morning!

LAUGHTER I'm in the kitchen, live!

I'm pouring the milk into the bowl.

It's time to face the muesli.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

That's good. That's good. That's great.

NORMAL VOICE: I think he probably even sounded like that on karaoke.

SONG: 'Don't You Want Me'

CHEERING

AS BGT NARRATOR: # It's much too late to find

# When you think You've changed your mind

# You'd better change it back

# Or we will both be sorry

# Don't you want me, Bruno?

# Don't you want me, oh? # LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah, I love watching TV. I love watching TV.

But I also love watching other people watching TV.

GOGGLEBOX THEME PLAYS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Ah!

AS GOGGLEBOX NARRATOR: In Newcastle, it's Ant

and his best mate, Dec. LAUGHTER

Ancl they're watching reruns of Byker Grove.

LAUGHTER

In one episode, Pj went paint balling.

AS DEC: He cannae see, man! He cannae see!

LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AS GOGGLEBOX NARRATOR: Last week, the nation settled down

to watch a documentary with David Attenborough.

LAUGHTER

AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: In the wild...

LAUGHTER

...we see a native Cowell.

With his pearly white teeth, he is able to blind any prey.

AMAN DA CACKLES

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The Cowell's ears detect a Dixon,

whose distinct laugh can be heard high... Oh, no!

...in the horizon of the Serengeti.

MIMICS ALESHA'S CACKLE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AS GOGGLEBOX NARRATOR: I do you think if you take Craig Cash's voice

from Gogglebox...

LOWERS PITCH: And you take it down a little bit lower...

AS GARY BARLOW: You get Gary Barlow.

LAUGHTER

You do as well. That's great. THEY LAUGH

Take my voice...

GEORDW. ACCENT: And add a Georche accent...

AS MARCUS BENTLEY: You get Big Brother!

CHEERING, BIG BROTHER THEME PLAYS

AS MARCUS BENTLEY: Day five...

LAUGHTER

...9:39pm.

Ancl Big Brother is at the BGT auditions,

and Simon has turned up late...

LAUGHTER

...again.

So we've run out of time.

Will, you have been evicted.

NORMAL VOICE: Thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SONG: 'Your Song'

Oh, well done, Will. He's great!

Yes, Will! We love Will.

# It's a little bit funny

# This feelin' inside

# I'm not one of those Who can easily hide... #

He loves the show, the show loves him. We love him.

AUDIENCE CHANTING I Press the gold! Press the gold!

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

It's like all of his dreams have come true.

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Wait-wait-wait! No! No!

CHEERING AND SHOUTING

HE YELPS

Ready? Ready.

RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE # And you can tell everybody

# This is the song

# It may be quite simple

# But now that it's done... #

Yes!

Oh, they love him.

He was great, wasn't he?

He just said to us there, "You've just changed my life."

How nice is that?

I feel like we are all living in YOUR dream right now,

which is beautiful. I think you could go all the way.

CHEERING

The whole theatre was in your hand.

It looked like you'd been doing this all of your life.

You deserve the Golden Buzzer. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Timing was impeccable, impressions were fantastic,

that was bloody excellent. It was so good.

You weren't expecting that, were you?

No. LAUGHTER

That's what made it so amazing.

It was just so smart, so funny.

I'm actually annoyed THEY pressed it.

LAUGHTER

They're gonna be so smug.

Unbearable. Seriously unbearable. THEY LAUGH

Yes. In your face, Cowell.

See you in the live show.

Thank you so much, Blackpool! Thank you. Thank you.

# And you can tell everybody... #

You two. What the heck are you playing at?

THEY LAUGH

SIMON: I didn't see that coming. That was great.

I can't believe that just happened. That should not have happened.

He could win the whole thing, I feel.

I mean, that's what it's all about, right? Moments like that. Yeah.

It's really, really good. Thank you. Best clay of my entire life.

Oh, mate. Thank you so much. I'm so thrilled for you.

We'll see you.

I'll try not to let you down. You won't. You won't.

We'll see you in the live shows. See you then. Thank you!

Yes, Will! Enjoy. Bye!

Oh, we love him. Ha-ha! He's great.

That's a good Golden Buzzer, that is.

# How wonderful life is

# While you're in the world. #

You guys ready?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's go!

That was right up my street. LAUGHS

You've got the whole country behind you.

What would you like me to say?

Anybody got any gravy?

What?! Sensational!

AUDIENCE CHANTING: Press the gold! Fine, I'll do it!

That is absolutely nuts. But brilliant.

Do you wanna look at unseen moments from the BGT audition?

BGT: Unseen, exclusively on ITVX.

What a finish!

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