Original subtitles

Ah, arsch... ass, ass right?

See.

- Gut, Helmut. - Cheers!

Chill out, there are no thief here.

- Come on, it's Zyga. - So what?

Papers!

Leave me alone Rysiu. I'm not in the mood for jokes.

- You outta your mind, Rysio? - I'm not joking.

Please step out of the vehicle.

- Want me to stake him out? - Go for it before he gets Zyga.

Have you been drinking?

Fuck off, Rysiu.

Get back inside the vehicle.

Which hand should I whack you with?

- Where are the keys? - What keys?

- The keys to the car. - Must have dropped them somewhere...

Fuck!

I hear you dressed up half the town already. What are you, Robin Hood?

Yup, Robin Hood. Take whatever you want.

What do you want from him? The boy's got a knack for business.

What's wrong with helping your family?

Don't you know that nothing goes down without me here?

That includes you.

They want you to come down to the police station...

Come see me.

Auntie will take care of it.

Give me that.

The summons.

Done!

I hear you've been going to the Reich?

Yes, for yard sales.

Get me a television set.

A big one.

As long as it's not German. Germans are only good for cars.

Halina!

I don't want that language here! Didn't I make myself clear?

Do you know how much they stole from us?

they owe us for wartime reparations?

Exactly!

And who pulled out Grandpa's gold teeth in Aushwitz?

Where do think the gold is at now?

Don't worry about the summons. We're like family here.

And family comes first. Right, Halinka?

Thanks. Bye.

Are you really buying from a German?

Load this up, will you?

Anybody need a fridge?

For my mom!

This is major shit.

Come on, open up!

Open up!

So what am I supposed to do with all this?

Out of the car, gentlemen. We could use some help here.

Is that it?

Everybody's stealing along the border. I need to send the goods inland.

That costs money.

A sunbed isn't a tracksuit. You get whatever you ask for.

- And our cut is getting smaller. - Aren't you the businessman.

What the hell...

We're family.

Listen, some people in Zielona want mountain bikes.

- Mountain bikes? - Guess they're trendy now.

- Can you get some? - Yuma can get you anything.

Fuck this shit. All I do is haul stuff around.

What am I? The post office?

- No song, no supper. - What's that supposed to mean?

It's an old Polish saying.

Things have changed here. It's colourful.

Pretty girls.

Just like home. A Volkswagen.

Look how cheap those 501 s are.

Let's go inside.

You don't have to come with me.

Don't you understand anything?

I really don't know how to put this, Mr. Zygmunt.

There's this machine, for analysing...

We could really use one in the health centre...

Kula, write down the exact name of this thing.

I'm sure we can find one somewhere.

Let's go!

Sit down.

Well? Let's have a drink. In better times.

Nice dress.

Kula write it down! The Reverend wants a mountain bike!

- Where'd he tell you that, at Mass? - Nah, Halinka's.

You're not that hard to find.

Even though you don't answer your summons.

When people want something, they come to me...

and I get it for them.

What is it you want, Rysio?

Rysio? Is that Rysio? Ja?

That's not Rysio - that's a dog.

"Hund" in German.

You're just a common thief.

What are you staring at? Get the fuck out of here in that dress.

Majka!

What a surprise. Boys...

Relax, I just wanted to say hello.

I come back from Afganistan and I hear: Zyga this, Zyga that.

So I wanted to get to know you, but we've already met.

Let bygones be bygones.

Zyga, we must...

We need to talk.

One, two, buckle my shoe You're blowing me, now I blow you...

- Hello? - Greetings Zyga.

Hear that bird?

Tell your homies that Opat is in town.

You have to finish with yuma. Now my alcohol flows across the border.

If not...

What do you have against that boy?

Where'd you get that?

Nike stole it, Mr. Zygmunt.

So, are you going to introduce me?

Who are you talking to? There's two of us here.

You're hiding the German again?

I'm moving out.

Where to?

But Majka, I'd do anything for you, just tell me what it is you want.

The dummy will get it for you.

I want prince charming on a white horse

to come and take me away from here.

That's supposed to be him?

We're meeting at the border at 10...

And what if we have to grease the border pigs again?

No sweat. They're taken care of.

But I like to have a good time after work...

No problem, the bitches are lined up.

Zyga!

Come on, the blow is on me.

Ziggy, the one I asked for... I don't know if it's me or...

Mom, I'll bring you a VCR. You can record it, and it'll be like real life.

And what do you need it for?

You should have the Pope in you heart. Better bring something decent.

It's Halina! Look at that ride.

It's a gift from your auntie. You like it?

I bought it. So you can drive your auntie around in style.

Are we taking him along?

Why should he stay alone at home all day. Also he gets on dad's nerves.

Ok, I'll go pee at your mama's.

Fine.

The dummy brought this?

He bought it.

It's beautiful.

I guess your prince must be taking a nap now?

Come with me.

I'm never going back there.

No! Let go!

- Help! Hilfe! - Maja!

Screw this!

You're back. Did you bring it?

Did I bring what?

To watch the Pope, you were supposed to get this thing...

You forgot, right? Don't deny it.

Beautiful, just beautiful. Like father, like son.

Nobody ever listens to what I say. You promised and now you forgot.

You don't have any respect for me. It's not how I'd raised you.

And I do everything for you. Who else does the washing, the cooking, who...

Mom... Leave me the fuck alone!

Like there's anything wrong with me?

Your boobs are OK, so are your legs.

- Pretty face... - I don't know what the problem is.

But, I love him!

This is bullshit.

I told you, didn't I? You should be driving me around instead.

You and that pole were made for each other.

Did you like it?

Sure, come.

How much?

Ziggy, you must be hungry, I made you some chicken soup...

We'll turn this place into... El Dorado!

- That which alien force has seized...! - We shall retrieve!

- That which alien force has seized...! - We shall retrieve!

Szarow takes the electronics.

Rzepin takes the perfume, and Marki does CDs...

How do you like my alcohol?

Strange.

We did the same when we were leaving for Afghanistan...

You're going to war?

Many guys didn't come back.

If this business falls through, the fellas that will come to town...

they'll waste everybody, you, me,

your mother, your father, and that red-haired whore of yours too...

Game over, Zyga. We need order on the border.

Hey, what about Brzegi?

What's Brzegi gonna lift?

Things are bad.

They're watching us.

The Russian's trucks have stopped.

I'm not risking my ass for fucking microwave.

One of our guys crashed a jeweler's in the Reich.

Move out. I'll be in touch.

Fuck me! There must be a million bucks right here.

Bronek stole a ring of gold.

They locked him up with no parole.

- Local taxes. - All right,

but you'd better keep your mugs shut. I leave it to you, Bronek!

Make sure the boys don't get hurt.

Get to work girls!

Son of the streets, a real tough guy.

Stole. robbed, and fought since he was a kid.

Until a hooker fair did give him the eye.

He fought to make her his...

I told you I was saving the best for last.

... and brought her to his lair., and bleeding from his wounds...

Awesome!

Well?

Come here.

How do you spell it?

Well?

For fuck's sakes, it's two words. El Dorado.

They are making a fool out of me.

Get the fuck out of here. By tomorrow, I want it to be two words.

Come on, Kula, before I fuck him up.

Shit, Zyga. That's no way to treat your friends.

We're getting the fuck out of here!

Kula, do you get a hard on when you yuma...?

That's my private business! Do you?

Yes.

But there wasn't even a hearing...

We have to do something for these Polish kids. You know what I mean?

Stop! 24-hour therapy and they never come back.

Open up!

Come in!

Is that clear?

El Dorado's open!

Bang, bang! Rock and roll!

- Grab her. - No!

No, no!

No. I can't.

Hold on! I'm not done yet.

We brought you your whore.

C'mon Red, show me what you got.

Halina...

Pass the glasses.

Glasses!

Where you going? The party's just getting started.

Drinks are on me.

- You know what the worst thing is? - What?

Getting eaten by a shark.

What shark?

Not here. Just in general.

Oh yeah?

I saw it in a book.

This one dude got his leg bitten-off.

So?

Just a stump was left...

There was a picture of the shark. It was as big as Barry...

It kinda got to me.

It's not like it liked the leg or anything.

Tires, chains, fuckin' shoes, sharks eat everything.

Then they just wave their tail and fuck off underwater.

You know how ugly their snouts are?

I'm not ever going into the? water without a knife.

You know what the worst kind of shark is? Do you?

What?

You gotta know! Didn't it say?

- Stop, or I'll fuck you up. - Hammer! Hammer head sharks!

With this hammer on their mugs. As big as Barry.

Kula, man, why are you so mean to me?

Because I like you.

- Heavy artillery? - Frag bombs armed!

- Fire! - Rocket launcher, go!

You've been asleep for two days.

Where'd you get that?

They're all over the place.

You never stole anything.

It's all just been yuma from the Germans.

I've brought a thief in.

Zyga, stop fucking around!

Where's Rysio?

You don't know? He's gone to the silos. There's a shoot-out there.

The bicycle's coming back. Fuck!

Stop fooling around boys or you'll burn in hell.

You're the one who's gonna burn.

You shouldn't be playing with matches like that.

Open the door!

What are you doing? What the...?

If you hadn't tried to steal from that whore,

none of this would have happened.

One, two, buckle my shoe You're blowing me, now I blow you...

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