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- There's Maureen Dowd.
And Colson Whitehead!
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I've never been to one of these
National Arts Club parties.
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Draws an impressive crowd.
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- As long as you have
an open bar,
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you'll attract
every writer in town.
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Speaking of.
Michael.
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- Charles, nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
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Um, let me give you this.
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- Oh, Mercury.
Feisty move,
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competing with
your own company.
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- Feisty isn't the F word
I would choose.
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- Michael Cunningham,
Liza Miller.
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My, uh--girlfriend.
- And editor at Millennial.
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- Competition is good
for business.
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It keeps us on our toes
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and keeps you, the writer,
at the center.
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We should lock in a meeting.
- We should.
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Have a lovely evening.
- Bye.
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- Wow, lock in a meeting.
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You will never steal him away
from Macmillan, but nice try.
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- You're enjoying this.
- Maybe I am.
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What choice do I have?
Be mad at you or be better.
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- Ah.
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A couple of A-listers
in this club.
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- Lucky I brought
my A-game then.
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- Let the games begin.
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- Oh!
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Locked one in for me.
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- Feeling locked out?
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Oh, Meg Wolitzer,
Charles Brooks.
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- Hi, Megan.
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- Charles, it is great
to see you.
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Congrats on everything.
Mercury is killing it.
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- Thank you, Meg.
We're enjoying
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being the new kids
on the block.
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- Very new.
When did you get these printed?
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Yesterday?
Have you printed any books yet?
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- Uh, you want to
get a picture?
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- Sure.
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Caption that, "New York Times
best-selling author
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"Meg Wolitzer,
Millennial editor,
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Liza Miller, and guest."
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- We'd--we'd love
to lock in a meeting.
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- We've already
locked in lunch.
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- Hi, would you excuse me?
- Of course.
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- Just pretend
you're talking to me.
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- Oh, from Zane.
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Mercury is featured
in "New York Mag"'s
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Approval Matrix
as high-brow/brilliant.
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Millennial is on there, too.
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- We are?
As what?
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- I'm low-brow!
Because of all the authors
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leaving Millennial,
I am at the bottom
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of the four quadrants.
- Don't read into it.
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It's just a pop culture
hot or not list.
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- Charles is hot and I'm not?
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- Well, it is
a good picture of him.
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No one reads this thing.
- Did you see this, Kelsey?
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Your decapitated head
is hovering between
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low-brow and despicable
right next to
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Disney live action remakes
and nude restaurants.
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- Yeah, I saw it, Diana.
- And how unflattering.
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Crop you right at your chin.
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A head without a neck is like
a kite without a string.
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Just a floating tragedy.
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- Let's focus on
these two heads.
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- Hayley and Cameron Butler.
I love them.
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- Everybody does.
"New York Flip"
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is HGTV's highest-rated
reno show.
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They have built
an empire from it.
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Furniture line, home décor,
even signature fragrances.
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- Enzo wears their
Bhutan Cabin.
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But nothing covers grey water.
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- They're writing a book
and it is bound to be huge.
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They're in the conference room.
I think they're flipping it.
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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- Hi, I'm Cameron.
- Hi, I'm Liza.
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- Hi, a pleasure.
- Wow.
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- Hey, there.
- Hi, Liza.
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I feel like I'm in West Elm.
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- This is the shiplap?
- Yeah.
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- And where are the chairs?
- We couldn't pitch
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without giving your office
the "New York Flip" treatment.
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- Huh?
- Please come over
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to my apartment any time.
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Our living green wall
is, uh--mold.
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Let's sit.
- Okay.
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So renovating is our third leg.
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That's the title of our new
couple's self-help book
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meets DIY manual.
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- "Third Leg?"
- Exactly.
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So it will feature
our building and design tips,
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but also explore how
relationships like ours
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thrive with a third leg.
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Whether it's a shared hobby,
weekly activity,
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even binging a TV series.
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It's healthier than just
focusing on each other.
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- Yeah, because we all know
how that ends, right?
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You can't renovate
your partner.
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- Believe me, I've tried.
- Yes, you have.
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- Are any of you married?
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- No.
- Came close.
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- Divorced.
- Uh, dating?
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- Not successfully.
- Oh.
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- Liza's dating someone
with very long legs.
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Some say he's
high-brow/brilliant.
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- Diana is dating a very sweet,
handsome plumber named Enzo.
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- Oh, so what do you two
do together?
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- Oh, where to start?
- Please don't say sex.
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- We go to the opera.
Enzo loves Puccini,
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but I just find his arias
too sentimental.
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I'm more of a Verdi woman,
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which leads to much
heated debate.
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- I bet.
- Heated debate
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about your third leg
is very healthy.
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In chapter five--
- We enjoy fine wine.
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Italian cuisine.
We're regulars at Rao's.
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We're going there tonight,
in fact.
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Frank Junior calls us polemizzare piccioncini,
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which means
"arguing lovebirds."
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- Wonderful.
So we were thinking--
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- Of course,
we both speak Italian.
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- We get it.
Lots of legs.
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- Like a centipede.
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But not at all
like a centipede.
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So what happens if a couple
doesn't have a third leg?
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- Well, a chair needs
three legs to stand, right?
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So if it only has two--
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- Oh, it follows over.
- Well, then,
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Enzo and I are very secure.
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Speaking of chairs,
when will we get ours back?
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- ♪ How do you do it
like this ♪
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- What?
You did?
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How did you do that?
Lauren.
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Gemma is following me on Insta.
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- Okay, good.
Follow back, zaddy.
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Like for like.
It's polite.
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- I didn't set up this account,
I know that Clare wouldn't,
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and I'm whittling down
my number of suspects from one.
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- Hm.
- She has 5,000 followers?
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- I know, don't worry.
Okay, listen,
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we are going to get more.
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Food Baby has, like,
three hundy K,
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and it's not even
the same baby anymore.
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- Look, I don't even know that
I want her on social media.
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Clare has to approve of this.
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- Your baby mama
is already following.
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So is her potato loving
fam bam back in Ireland.
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Now they can see all
of Gemma's pics in one place
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so they don't have to come
and visit your place.
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You're welcome, peach.
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- Gemma!
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Oh, my God, I am a genius.
I scare myself.
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- You should have seen
their faces.
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We should be featured
in their book.
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A couple who is able
to balance their work lives--
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well, that's a little casual,
even for casual fine dining.
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- Diana, I'm sorry.
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We're going to have to cancel.
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Mrs. McGovern in 3C,
she's backed up again.
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- That is the third time
this month.
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So I don't get Rao's
famous meatballs
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because Guinevere can't stop
flushing her makeup wipes?
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- Being on call
is part of the job.
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I'll make it up to you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'll buy you a necklace.
Your choice.
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- The thing is, Enzo,
they choose me.
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And I want to be with you.
I don't need another necklace.
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I can't believe
I just said that.
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- I got to go.
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- ♪ I go out
in the night time ♪
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- Best behavior tonight.
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You're here as my girlfriend,
not my competitor.
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- Okay, no butt slapping.
Understood.
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- We just signed
an author couple,
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and this is the--thank you.
The celebration dinner.
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- Author couple?
- Yeah.
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Um, you'll recognize
them from--
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- Flip.
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- Liza?
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Charles.
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- What a surprise.
- I love surprises.
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- How do you all know--
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ah, you also pitched
to Millennial.
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I didn't know, I swear.
- Mm-hmm.
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- So we had no idea
that you two were--
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- Competitors?
- Together.
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- It's fine.
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But can I ask why you
didn't sign with Millennial?
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- We really connected
with Charles
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and his passion
for literature, and you.
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- What, me?
- I mean, he spoke at length
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about his editor girlfriend
and your shared love of books.
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- Publishing is our third leg.
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- So hon,
share the cote de boeuf?
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- No, I'm keeping the halibut
all to myself.
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We split enough.
- I hear that.
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Well, lucky for you, I wasn't
too attached to that book.
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Millennials can't afford homes,
let alone renovate them.
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But gushing about
your relationship
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to get some business.
Hmm, that's not very high-brow.
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- It's a free market.
Just using what I can.
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- Are you using me?
- No.
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But I'm rapidly using up
all the money
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from mortgaging the townhouse.
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Zane and I have
created a presence,
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but who knows for how long?
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Right now, we are all
smoke and mirrors.
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Please keep that to yourself.
- Of course, of course.
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- I just hope there's some room
in your bed for me
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in case this doesn't work out.
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Because, uh...
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I could lose everything.
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- Doesn't that
make you nervous?
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- Yeah, I'm nervous.
Excited.
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- Oh, hello.
Very excited.
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- Come on.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
are you just
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going to leave me like this?
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- I need to prep
for my next meeting.
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I can't lose
two books in a row.
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Competition is stiff out there.
- Ha, ha.
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- I guess you'll have to handle
the third leg alone tonight.
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- ♪ Always spinning on ♪
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- We lost "Third Leg"
to Charles?
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- Why are you wining and dining
authors with our competitors?
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Did you also help them
sign with him?
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- What, no.
They were celebrating
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and I was trapped there,
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trying not to choke
on my monkfish.
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- How is Charles doing this?
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Do you think he's using
his own money?
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- No, Charles would never
be foolish enough to do that.
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- Liza, can't you do some kind
of sexual jiu-jitsu
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and get him to talk?
- I'm not a Bond girl.
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We lost the book
fair and square.
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Let's get the next one.
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Okay, this is musical prodigy
Gloria Rivera.
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Discovered playing
on the G train,
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accepted into Julliard's
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pre-college division,
and now...
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The youngest ever
female conductor
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for the Brooklyn Philharmonic.
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- Of course,
they call her The G.
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She's amazing.
- We've been in touch
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for months about her memoir.
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She has tons of stories about
growing up in the Bronx
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and her musical roots
in Puerto Rico.
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- I love it.
Get her in here.
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- Tonight, she's conducting
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Brahms symphonies
in Williamsburg.
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You want to join?
- Count me in.
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- Me, too.
But orchestra seats, Liza.
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I'm not crossing the bridge
for obstructed view.
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- Let's get a book.
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- ♪ Losing our youth
in the city lights ♪
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♪ Holding on tight
to the good life ♪
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- Same carrier, snap!
- Oh, yeah.
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- I splurged,
but it was totes worth.
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- Oh, actually,
I got really lucky.
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My friend works in PR,
and we got this as a freebie.
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So light.
We love it, don't we, Gem?
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Huh?
- Wait, that's Gemma.
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Oh, my God, I follow her.
She's the reason I bought it.
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Girls, it's Gemma Loves!
Oh, my God!
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- I bought the same bucket hat.
267
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,862
- That snot sucker
is a game changer.
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- My Amabella loves
everything Gemma loves.
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They should play date.
- Thanks for the likes, ladies.
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Don't forget to tag Gemma Loves
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in your posts
and your mommy vlogs.
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Thank you.
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00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,689
- Are you promoting stuff
on Gem's Insta?
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- Uh, duh, yes.
275
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,586
I thought Kelsey
was my meal ticket,
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but it turns out, Gemma is.
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I mean, she's like
a baby Midas, dude.
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Everything she touches
turns to gold.
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- No, no, no way.
We're not doing this, okay?
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We're not exploiting
my daughter.
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She's not some pusher
for consumerism, Lauren.
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- Oh, okay, fine, yeah.
So I guess I'll take back this.
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00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,931
Yeah, and that BabyBjorn.
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And her
top of the line stroller
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for the sleeping girl
on the go.
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00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:26,448
- But Gemma loves it.
- She does.
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00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,758
She does love it.
Listen, don't cut off
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her college fund
because of your
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misplaced morals, all right?
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00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,689
You're going to get free swag,
snack daddy,
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and you're both
going to love it.
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- ♪ Baby, love,
my baby love ♪
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- Gemma loves mini cupcakes.
- Yeah.
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- ♪ I need you ♪
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♪ But all you do
is treat me bad ♪
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- Yes, Gemma.
- ♪ Leave me sad ♪
297
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:54,000
- A pair for me,
and a little pair for you.
298
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both: Gemma loves kicks!
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- ♪ Baby ♪
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- ♪ Need to hold you
once again my love ♪
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♪ Feel your warm embrace,
my love ♪
302
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♪ Don't throw our love away ♪
- ♪ Throw our love away ♪
303
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,344
- ♪ Please don't
do me this way ♪
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00:13:14,413 --> 00:13:16,827
- Gemma loves butt plugs!
- No, no, she doesn't.
305
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,068
We're done here.
We're done.
306
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:20,827
- Why?
- Yeah, we're done.
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00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,793
- Josh, sex positivity.
Come on.
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- ♪ Baby, baby, ooh ♪
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00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:34,827
- Hi, Liza Miller
from Millennial.
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- Oh, my God.
Liza, hi.
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00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:38,172
Sorry for all
the back and forth.
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00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:40,379
- It is so nice
to finally meet you.
313
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:43,034
- Oh, it is, and thanks
for being so patient with me.
314
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,793
My schedule has been
ridiculously hectic.
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00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,655
I can't believe you're here.
- Since it's been so hard
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00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,000
getting you in for a meeting,
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00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,586
we thought that we
would come to you.
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00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,620
I'm here with our publisher
and head of marketing.
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They're so excited to meet you
and discuss your book.
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00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,586
- Me, too.
321
00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,758
Can we talk about that
after the show?
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00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:00,724
- Of course, break a leg.
323
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,344
You know, that never
sounds right.
324
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:12,172
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
325
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,241
It's very nice to see you, too.
- Sorry.
326
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,862
You just--you caught me
by surprise.
327
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,482
Hi.
- Hey.
328
00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:21,862
I guess that I am here
for the same reason as you.
329
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:24,482
We want Gloria's book.
- Well, get ready to lose,
330
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,586
because she's practically
signed with us.
331
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,172
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
332
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,275
- Because I actually
know her quite well.
333
00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:33,724
- So do I.
We've been in touch for months.
334
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:36,034
- Oh, months, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:38,965
- Let's actually
talk after, all right?
336
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,586
- You've got to be kidding me.
337
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:41,965
- I did not come
all the way to Brooklyn
338
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,620
just to watch the canoodle.
339
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:46,724
- Here she comes.
Just be calm, okay?
340
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:49,137
Is Charles here as your date?
- And in a better seat?
341
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,379
- No, I didn't invite him.
He's--
342
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,931
- I thought you said
you had this wrapped up.
343
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,551
- I do.
- Did you know that
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00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:59,655
Charles's family paid
for Gloria to go to Julliard?
345
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,413
She's the recipient of the
Brooks Family Arts Scholarship.
346
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:03,724
- What?
347
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,482
- We are never
going to land this.
348
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:11,000
- No.
349
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,586
- Come on, let's get
out of here.
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00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:14,931
Let's go.
351
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:19,620
- No, no, no, wait--
all: Shh!
352
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,448
- All right.
353
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,620
Can I give you cowgirls
some pointers?
354
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,517
I'm the resident ax-pert.
355
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,172
Okay.
356
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:39,000
Step one: A firm grip.
357
00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:46,413
- I think we've got it covered.
358
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,758
- We have a lot of rage.
- I see that.
359
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,551
Leave you to it.
360
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,896
You know, if only Charles
was that easy to beat.
361
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:58,793
He is buying every book
that we want.
362
00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:01,620
It's not my fault that he got
ousted from his own company.
363
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,068
It's like he has
a vendetta against me.
364
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,655
He wants to see me fail.
365
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:08,517
And the person who
I need the most
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00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,137
is sleeping with the enemy.
367
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,896
- You got to get a handle
on this, Kelsey,
368
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:15,586
because Liza and Charles dating
and her working with us?
369
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:18,034
That is not compatible.
- Do you think that she's
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00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,241
actually helping him
land these authors?
371
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,517
- Maybe not consciously,
but as publisher,
372
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,344
you deserve to know
where her loyalties lie.
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00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:27,275
She has to choose.
Yes!
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00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,620
I wish I could
make Enzo choose.
375
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,068
I'm in competition
with every seeping cistern
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00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:34,586
in the greater New York area.
377
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,413
"Now servicing all five
boroughs and Hoboken."
378
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:37,931
Hoboken!
- It sounds like
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00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,206
he works a lot.
- He's on call like a surgeon.
380
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:44,000
Which is what I tell
most people he is.
381
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:46,586
- They both wear gloves
- Oh, all this toilet talk
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00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,793
is making me need
the little cowgirl's room.
383
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:52,793
- Let's not call it that.
- Oh, typical.
384
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,068
Where's Enzo
when I really need him?
385
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,689
Follow me, cowgirl.
386
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,689
All clear.
387
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,551
- I can't believe
I'm doing this.
388
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,482
Be cool, be cool.
- I am cool.
389
00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:14,689
- Ma'am, public urination
is illegal.
390
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,517
- Uh, no, I was doing
nothing of the sort.
391
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,448
- Afraid I'm going
to have to cite you.
392
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:22,793
- No, or, or, or, I could make
a donation to your department.
393
00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:25,517
- Ma'am, bribery is a felony.
Let me see your ID, please.
394
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,793
- What?
Okay, that's insane.
395
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,620
We're in Brooklyn.
Everybody pees everywhere.
396
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,586
- Drop your weapon!
- I don't know her.
397
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:34,206
- Drop it.
- Free to go, just--
398
00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:36,758
- Hey, get back here!
You, drop it.
399
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:39,724
- This is complete bullshit.
400
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,793
- Gloria, this is
my girlfriend, Liza.
401
00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:50,482
- That's very funny, Charles.
We've met.
402
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:52,034
And you two knowing
each other quite well
403
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,137
is quite the understatement.
404
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,551
Gloria, I assume you'll
be signing with Mercury?
405
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,310
- I haven't decided,
406
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,827
but the Brooks'
have been so supportive.
407
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,689
And I didn't know about
Charles's new imprint
408
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:05,793
until my agent told me.
I'm sorry, Liza.
409
00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,103
- It's not your fault.
But for the record,
410
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,206
Millennial is the right home
for you.
411
00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:13,068
We're women at the top
of our game, just like you.
412
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:16,655
- You can't lose whether you go
with Liza or with me.
413
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:18,413
And a little
healthy competition
414
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:20,241
never hurt anyone.
- It's hurting everyone.
415
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,620
- Are we still talking
about my book?
416
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:25,379
- It was a great show, Gloria.
Will you excuse me?
417
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:28,103
- Give me one second.
418
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:29,862
Liza, wait.
- I just don't know
419
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,551
how much longer I can do this.
420
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,620
The competition
isn't fun anymore.
421
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:38,586
- I just need one hit
to attract an outside investor,
422
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:41,551
and then, I'll be back
in the game in a real way.
423
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,758
- That's a big gamble.
- I'm gambling it all.
424
00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:49,931
Oh, God.
425
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,655
- You know, I get you got to go
when you got to go.
426
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:53,758
But going in the street?
427
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,275
It's an insult
to my profession.
428
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,793
- I'm glad you find this
so amusing.
429
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,103
But seriously, thank you
for taking care of us,
430
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,931
and not in that way.
431
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,827
- In what way?
- She thinks dating an Italian
432
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,344
makes her Kay Corleone.
433
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,000
These guys owed me.
434
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:11,000
Because I recovered
key evidence from their pipes.
435
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,620
One guy flushed a severed--
436
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:15,034
- Okay, let's just keep
the mystery alive, shall we?
437
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,965
- Hey, I got here
as soon as I could.
438
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,758
Are you guys okay?
- No, we are not okay.
439
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,965
We have been under
fluorescent lights for hours.
440
00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,310
- Yeah, Enzo bailed us out.
- It turns out having
441
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,413
an on call boyfriend
has its benefits.
442
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:31,586
- Let's get you home, jailbird.
Good night, ladies.
443
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,586
- Hey, are you okay?
- Not really.
444
00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:39,137
We've got a huge problem.
Millennial is in freefall.
445
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,482
We've lost Audrey Colbert,
"Third Leg,"
446
00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:44,551
and now, Gloria Rivera,
all to Charles.
447
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:47,724
Are you sure you're not giving
him some kind of inside info?
448
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:49,034
- Are you questioning
my loyalty?
449
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:50,275
- Charles is your blind spot,
450
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:51,482
and you don't want
to see him lose.
451
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,448
- I don't want anyone to lose.
452
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,344
I want Charles to win.
I want us all to win.
453
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,413
- Oh, stop being
such a Pollyanna.
454
00:19:57,482 --> 00:19:59,655
There have to be losers,
and right now,
455
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,724
Charles is making sure
that that's me.
456
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,931
- That is not what he's doing.
- That's what it feels like,
457
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,517
and that's why I'm scared.
458
00:20:05,586 --> 00:20:08,413
- Well, believe it or not,
Charles is scared, too.
459
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:12,551
He's risking a lot.
More than just his reputation.
460
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,103
- I get that,
but when it comes to business,
461
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,655
you need to choose a side.
462
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,724
- ♪ We can make this work,
we can make this work ♪
463
00:20:25,793 --> 00:20:28,206
- I don't know if this
is going to work, Mags.
464
00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,689
- Come on, if Gemma can love
snot suckers,
465
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,103
she can love my art.
466
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,586
I mean, I have to sell
all this old crap.
467
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,758
- Oh, yeah.
- Why is this baby awake?
468
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,206
- Gemma loves midnight.
- Oh, my goodness.
469
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:38,586
Where have I been?
You've practically
470
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,344
doubled in size
since I last saw you.
471
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,137
- Yeah, and she's also doubled
in Insta followers.
472
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,482
- What?
473
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:45,137
- You haven't heard
of Gemma Loves?
474
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,172
Where have you been?
- Oh, my goodness.
475
00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:50,103
- Yes, Gemma loves.
Yes, Gemma loves.
476
00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:53,517
How are you doing?
477
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,931
- Too much work,
not enough this.
478
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,586
You?
- Eh.
479
00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:01,482
Learning that more men's rooms
need changing tables,
480
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,482
and that lifting and carrying
15 pounds all day
481
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,413
is more challenging
than it seems.
482
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,758
- It's a great workout, though.
483
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,137
I looked like
a Russian shot putter
484
00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,137
when Caitlin was her age.
485
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,034
- Sexy.
486
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,310
- Charles.
- Hey, Maggie.
487
00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:16,034
- Hi.
- Hi.
488
00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:18,448
- Hi.
- This is Gemma.
489
00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:20,689
This is Josh's baby.
- Hi.
490
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:24,000
- Congratulations, Josh.
She's beautiful.
491
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:26,482
- Yeah, she is, isn't she?
492
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:30,310
- Well, sorry for--
for dropping by unannounced.
493
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:33,896
Liza, I'll talk to you
in the morning.
494
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,758
- You two seem good.
495
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,793
- ♪ Never got lost
in the feeling ♪
496
00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:50,655
♪ Never just fell so deep in ♪
497
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:53,448
♪ Until got
tangled up in you ♪
498
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:57,413
- Hey, where are you going?
499
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:03,241
- Am I competing with Josh?
- What, no.
500
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:05,517
But you are competing
with that baby,
501
00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:07,827
because she is damn cute.
502
00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:09,931
And she's not going
after my authors.
503
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,551
- Well, I came to tell you
that you're getting one back.
504
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,172
Gloria is signing
with Millennial.
505
00:22:17,241 --> 00:22:20,000
She loves your passion.
You won.
506
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:22,482
- It doesn't feel like winning.
- Okay.
507
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,172
The important thing
is I don't lose you.
508
00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,275
- Then let's end
this company rivalry.
509
00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:29,724
- I don't see it as a rivalry.
510
00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:34,793
I see it as sharing victories.
- How?
511
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:36,965
- I still have my family stake
in Millennial,
512
00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:39,172
and I own Mercury.
513
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,586
So as long as the books
go to one of us--
514
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:43,551
- Oh, really?
- Of course.
515
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,034
When you get
to the bottom line,
516
00:22:45,103 --> 00:22:47,620
it's still all me.
517
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,896
- But that's
the problem, Charles.
518
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:56,275
If it's all you,
then there's no room for us.
519
00:22:57,172 --> 00:22:59,862
- ♪ You're the one
that got away ♪
520
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:01,827
♪ I was the one
who made mistakes ♪
521
00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:04,793
♪ Drove past our place today ♪
522
00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:08,793
♪ Heartache so bad,
it's bound to break, oh ♪
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