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♪ I woke up smiling
from ear to ear ♪
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
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"The Mercury is rising at Millennial
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"with the acquisition of the
newest imprint founded by
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"Millennial chairman and
owner, Charles Brooks.
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The prodigal son returns home."
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That's "former" chairman.
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- As I recall, he resigned?
- True.
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You know, I'd really like to be focusing
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more on Kelsey, okay? How about this?
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[CLEARS THROAT] "Peters hooks Brooks
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"to Millennial, where she plans
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to find a home a home
for his fledging startup."
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- "Fledgling"?
- I don't know.
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Nascent? Baby?
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I don't think you quite understand
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the power dynamics at play here.
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Oh, I do, diva, and it's women on top.
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Okay, how about this?
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"An extraordinary
display of solidarity.
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"Charles Brooks has
a career renaissance
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"at Millennial,
where he has found a home
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"for his new startup, Mercury,
under the leadership of
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publishing dynamo Kelsey Peters."
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- Whoo-hoo.
- And his former intern.
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I don't think that's necessary.
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Oh...
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Oh... oh, he's here.
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[PUNCHY MUSIC]
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Charles.
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It is so good to see you. Oh!
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I feel like everything
is right with the world again.
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I'm happy to see you, Diana.
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I just didn't expect so many boxes.
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Oh, well, they're a testament
to a long and successful career.
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- And a lack of storage.
- [SOFT LAUGH]
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We just sold Pound Ridge
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and Pauline sent all my stuff
from there here.
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Oh, you sold Pound Ridge?
That gorgeous estate?
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- Yeah, had to.
- Oh, my God, the memories.
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The company picnics.
The sack races.
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You poured your heart
and soul into that house.
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Part of the divorce.
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Oh, what a romantic cautionary tale.
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I'm not sure marriage
should be in the cards again...
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for either of us.
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It's just a house.
Good morning, Liza.
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Morning.
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♪ ♪
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Do you ever feel
like a giant wrecking ball?
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He didn't sell the house because of me.
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It's okay, I blame myself.
I'm the one who hired you.
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At the time, I thought you were
more stalwart than seductive.
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I'm... very stalwart.
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Hm.
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Well, what can I say?
Love is blind.
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♪ ♪
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What's in all the boxes?
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20 years of old galleys,
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manuscripts I've never read,
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some books I probably
should have published
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and didn't, and vice-versa.
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Mostly junk, but I gotta
go through it to be sure.
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Well, it's so crowded in here,
you can hardly see
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the flowers someone sent you.
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[SOFTLY] Oh.
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[GENTLE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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It's nice to be home.
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Even if it does look like
an episode of "Hoarders."
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Where do you want
the rest of these, boss?
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I don't think you got
enough room in here.
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Oh, you can take the rest of these
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to my office, please.
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We can sort through it all together.
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♪ ♪
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- [COFFEE MACHINE HISSING]
- Ah... [INHALES SHARPLY]
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My God, can I help you with that?
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What happened to the old machine?
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I upped the coffee game around here.
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Smart move.
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But getting me and Charles
back to prop you up?
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Genius.
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That's not what this is about.
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Mm-hmm, tell yourself that.
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For the record, though,
I was not a fan of the merger.
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I threw Charles a lifeline.
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Now I'm just trying to figure out
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how much dead weight
comes attached to it.
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- Are you referring to me?
- Your books.
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What you have,
what you've bid to acquire.
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Basically a performance evaluation.
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I never heard you complain
about my, uh, performance.
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I'm talking about at work,
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where you will be reporting to me,
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which I hope won't be a problem,
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because I really
don't want it to be a problem.
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I don't have
the bandwidth for problems.
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Oh, I'm not gonna be
your problem, Peters.
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Good.
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Glad we had the talk.
See you in the meeting.
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[BLUES SARACENO'S
"ONE OF THE GIRLS"]
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♪ One of the girls ♪
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♪ You better watch what you say ♪
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♪ You'll catch a fist
to the face ♪
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♪ One of the girls ♪
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What is Mercury?
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Books with male appeal, but not dry.
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Books with heart. Skews older.
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Not that old.
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Well, older than Millennial,
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which is more female under 40,
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which is our core demo.
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Actually, Mercury,
as Zane and I conceived it,
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is designed to appeal to men and women.
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And we're pretty agnostic about age.
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Of course.
Can we all agree that this
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would be a perfect Mercury title?
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Absolutely, a smart thrill ride
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with a male protagonist.
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After looking over
your current acquisitions,
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I feel that this book
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would be much better suited
as a Millennial title.
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You lost that book.
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You can't just poach it now
because you wanted it.
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It's just a better fit for Millennial.
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A story of a young woman
who may or not be a killer?
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It's a real-life "Gone Girl."
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Which is why we bought it.
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We have to each define our brands
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in order to work together, Zane.
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Yes. I told her that.
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Charles, if we give up that
book, what are we left with?
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"The Third Leg"?
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Which is a perfect title
for your debut.
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How to keep the flame alive
in a long-term relationship.
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It appeals to both
middle-aged men and women.
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Charles...
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Kelsey, I appreciate
the thoughtful analysis,
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but, uh, Audrey Colbert
needs to stay at Mercury.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, Charles, if that's what you want.
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How am I ever gonna
make this work with Charles?
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I'm still intimidated by him.
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- You've told him off before.
- It was different then.
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I... I was a scrappy,
little underdog
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standing up to power.
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He respects you.
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He was my mentor.
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I owe him my career.
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And now I'm supposed to tell him no?
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It's starting to feel like
Quinn all over again.
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Charles knows you're the publisher
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of the combined brands.
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He's enjoying being an editor
on the creative side,
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without all the responsibility
of being a publisher.
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Yeah, but then he gives me
that... that...
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death stare, and I crumble.
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Oh, I know that stare.
He doesn't really mean it.
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It's like the male version
of resting bitch face.
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- Really?
- Oh, totally.
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You're just projecting
all of that authority onto it.
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Look at it another way.
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It can actually be pretty smoldering.
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Ew.
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No, I do not want
to look at it that way.
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No, no, it's better that you don't.
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[SCOFFS]
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
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Wow.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- [KNOCKS]
- Hi.
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Oh.
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Do you want me to pick you up
at your place tonight?
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- For?
- The, uh...
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The Reading Project fundraiser.
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- That's tonight?
- Mm, in Tuxedo Park.
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It's pure hell, but I have to go.
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- You're off the hook if you want.
- No, I want to go.
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We can suffer together.
In evening wear.
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Hm, actually
it's the eighth circle of Hell.
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The ninth is going through these boxes.
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[EXHALES] It just fell open.
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I'm not really
a glutton for punishment.
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Let me know if you still
feel that way after tonight.
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- Can I help you?
- I got it.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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[STRING MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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FYI, Kelsey is still
intimidated by you.
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Really? I was pretty careful
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not to wear a suit this morning.
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[LAUGHS] I noticed,
but that doesn't help
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with the height, your age,
and the fact that
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you used to run the place.
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Mm, can't help with any of those.
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She thinks she can't say no to you.
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Well, that's a problem.
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I can't have a yes man as my publisher.
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Then you need to respect her
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when she says no to your books.
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Absolutely, she needs to be
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strong enough to stand up to me.
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- Thank you.
- That's a tall order.
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Pun intended.
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[SOFT CHUCKLE]
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Oh, my God, the lovebirds.
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Wow, what a surprise.
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Oh, didn't Charles tell you?
We're at your table.
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- No...
- Didn't I?
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We never miss this event.
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I just love seeing this.
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And to think, it all started
at our little Hanukkah party.
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Well, that's what
we tell ourselves anyway.
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Liza, did you know that
Tuxedo Park is actually
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- the home of the tuxedo?
- Mm-hmm.
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Actually, I did not.
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Wearing a tuxedo in Tuxedo Park
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is basically like
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drinking a Singapore Sling
in Singapore.
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- Oh.
- [SOFT LAUGH] Or having
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breakfast at Tiffany's.
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I hope the four of us get to do
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all those things together.
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[GASPS] Maybe even on a cruise.
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To our cruise to Singapore.
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And breakfast at Tiffany's.
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Well, at least we crossed Tuxedo Park
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off our bucket list.
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- Hey.
- Cheers.
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Liza? Oh!
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- Michelle, hi.
- What are you doing here?
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Um, well, I...
I'm here with Charles.
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He's an editor of a new imprint,
Mercury.
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And this is Bob and Julia,
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Caitlin's roommate's parents.
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And responsible
for introducing these two.
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Everyone, uh, this is Michelle and Tom.
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They are very good friends
from Paramus, New Jersey.
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Very, very nice to meet you,
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- Charles...
- Brooks.
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Liza, you haven't been
hiding away this man
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from your nearest and dearest,
have you?
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Of course not.
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There's, uh, nothing to hide here.
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Yeah, there real...
there really isn't.
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- Now, that is a tux.
- [SOFT LAUGHTER]
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You know, we're double-balling
this weekend.
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Excuse me?
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Well, Charles invited us to this,
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and then we invited you to
the Legal Eagles Gala tomorrow.
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Oh, I didn't realize that was tomorrow.
258
00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:38,867
Yeah, you'll be fine.
You can wear the same dress.
259
00:09:38,943 --> 00:09:40,404
It's a whole different crowd.
260
00:09:40,504 --> 00:09:41,965
Oh, great.
261
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,926
We are such ballers.
262
00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:46,887
- Ha.
- [LAUGHS]
263
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,848
Do you mind if I crash for a bit?
264
00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:51,649
- My table is so boring.
- Of course.
265
00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:53,570
I am so proud of you, honey.
266
00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:55,203
What, why?
267
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,581
Oh.
268
00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:59,853
I mean, that young kid was adorable.
269
00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:02,015
But now, you're past the crazy phase.
270
00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:03,735
You're with someone who's appropriate
271
00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,296
who we can all hang out with.
272
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,897
Josh wasn't a crazy phase.
273
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,858
- Oh, stop apologizing.
- I'm not.
274
00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:12,059
You know, after the divorce,
I kind of felt sorry for you.
275
00:10:12,159 --> 00:10:15,341
But now, I'm jealous.
276
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,882
He's a keeper.
277
00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,743
[ELEGANT MUSIC]
278
00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:23,565
♪ ♪
279
00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:29,576
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
280
00:10:29,676 --> 00:10:32,017
♪ ♪
281
00:10:32,117 --> 00:10:33,337
Ooh, look who's here.
282
00:10:33,437 --> 00:10:35,699
Cinderella is back from the ball.
283
00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:38,380
- Yeah, slippers intact.
- How was it?
284
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,662
Uh, well, this about sums up the night.
285
00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,903
Look who I ran into.
286
00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,503
Oh, my God!
287
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,704
It's like "The Real Housewives
of New Jersey."
288
00:10:47,804 --> 00:10:50,026
Yep, my worlds are colliding,
289
00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:53,507
and it all feels strangely...
familiar.
290
00:10:53,607 --> 00:10:55,148
I get it.
291
00:10:55,248 --> 00:10:57,709
It's like you only had
chocolate ice cream for 20 years
292
00:10:57,809 --> 00:11:00,951
and then you got divorced
and tried all these new flavors,
293
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,792
pistachio, guava, cookies and cream.
294
00:11:04,118 --> 00:11:06,340
And now it's like you're with
chocolate chocolate chip.
295
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,100
- But I like chocolate.
- Sure.
296
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,421
Better than vanilla.
297
00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:12,262
- [SOFT LAUGH]
- Where you going?
298
00:11:12,362 --> 00:11:13,943
Oh, I'm going out with Josh and Lauren.
299
00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,944
- It's after 11:00.
- Exactly.
300
00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:17,665
Good night. Don't wait up.
301
00:11:17,765 --> 00:11:18,765
Night.
302
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,787
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
303
00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:22,948
[DOOR SHUTS]
304
00:11:23,048 --> 00:11:30,091
♪ ♪
305
00:11:57,144 --> 00:11:58,365
- Hey!
- Hey.
306
00:11:58,465 --> 00:11:59,926
I haven't seen that beauty in a while.
307
00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:01,066
Yeah, well you're not gonna
be seeing her
308
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,327
much more after this.
309
00:12:02,427 --> 00:12:04,208
I officially found a buyer for her.
310
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,729
What? Why? You love that bike.
311
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:08,130
Yeah, I kind of been
rethinking my priorities
312
00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:09,811
now that Gemma's around.
313
00:12:09,911 --> 00:12:11,491
It's like, God forbid
something happens to me,
314
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:14,333
then it directly affects her.
315
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,654
I get anxious even
thinking about it, honestly.
316
00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:18,455
Welcome to the rest of your life.
317
00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:21,256
Hey, you want to go for one last spin?
318
00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:23,017
- Huh?
- [EXHALES]
319
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,898
I'm dropping her off
to the buyer this afternoon.
320
00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:29,460
I would love to, but
I am slammed at work today.
321
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,261
She really is a beauty though.
322
00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:33,262
Yeah, she is.
323
00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:35,623
I got someone much more beautiful
324
00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:38,024
in my life now though.
325
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,785
Yeah.
326
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,747
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
327
00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:46,328
♪ ♪
328
00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:50,471
[GASPS] Okay, Meghan Markle
has nothing on you.
329
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:53,392
Well, aside from that
royal redhead, that may be true.
330
00:12:53,492 --> 00:12:55,833
What's the occasion?
Wait, is there an occasion?
331
00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:57,354
Of course there is.
332
00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:59,395
I'm going to a christening
this afternoon.
333
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,636
Enzo's niece. In Staten Island.
334
00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,877
Wow, you are going to
make quite the impression.
335
00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:06,959
It's a low bar, Liza,
but I try to lead by example.
336
00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:09,680
Aw.
337
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:12,201
And finally, the book
we're most excited about:
338
00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:14,122
"Arabian Sea."
339
00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:15,763
Basically it's "Master and Commander"
340
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,524
in the world of
modern-day pirates.
341
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,445
We haven't had a good
seafaring book in a while.
342
00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:21,366
Mm, I think there may be
a reason for that.
343
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:24,607
Well, with sea levels rising,
it seems very relevant.
344
00:13:24,707 --> 00:13:26,448
Is there a woman in the book?
345
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:29,009
At the moment, no, but we can
discuss it with the writer.
346
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,690
You know what? Never mind.
I'm sure I'd be
347
00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,571
worried about her
on the ship the entire time.
348
00:13:32,671 --> 00:13:36,333
Either way, you don't
want to pass on this one.
349
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:39,975
What do you think, Kels'?
350
00:13:40,348 --> 00:13:42,449
You know,
it's our first title together,
351
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:44,749
and I was really
hoping for something...
352
00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:47,670
sexier out of you guys.
353
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:49,391
Well, there is a sextant.
354
00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:50,491
[SOFT LAUGH]
355
00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:51,793
The real love story
356
00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:54,223
is between the captain and the sea.
357
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,354
I'm sorry, it's a no for me.
358
00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:58,715
You just want to kill
everything, don't you?
359
00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:02,077
I mean, what are we even doing here?
360
00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:04,678
Oh.
361
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:08,360
[SOFT MUSIC]
362
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,761
Well, I'm just being honest
like you said,
363
00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:12,882
and it's not making me any friends.
364
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,523
Well, you did kill their entire slate.
365
00:14:14,623 --> 00:14:16,244
Well, I'm looking for
something romantic,
366
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:17,644
something commercial, like
367
00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:19,525
a John Grisham or a Nicholas Sparks.
368
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,926
What if I told you
that Charles does have a book?
369
00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:23,927
It's totally on par
with Nicholas Sparks.
370
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:25,888
It's set in the Hamptons,
about a college kid
371
00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:27,489
working on a lobster boat
372
00:14:27,589 --> 00:14:29,930
who has an affair with
a wealthy, older, married woman.
373
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,291
Now, that's interesting.
374
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:33,412
Why did Charles not pitch me that?
375
00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:35,133
I'm not sure he even knows he has it.
376
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,534
I found the manuscript in some boxes
377
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,054
that got sent over from Pound Ridge.
378
00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,232
Well, who's the writer?
379
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,857
How do we know that it hasn't
already been published?
380
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,224
I checked. It hasn't.
381
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:44,417
Possibly because it's not finished.
382
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,459
You want me to consider
an old, unfinished novel, Liza?
383
00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:49,260
It's really commercial,
and if you respond,
384
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,662
we can have Charles get back
in contact with the writer.
385
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,062
Does he even know that
you're giving this to me?
386
00:14:53,162 --> 00:14:54,702
He doesn't even know that I found it.
387
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:56,208
Just read it.
388
00:14:56,254 --> 00:14:58,435
And if you don't like it,
don't mention it to Charles.
389
00:14:58,524 --> 00:14:59,625
He doesn't need another pass.
390
00:14:59,725 --> 00:15:02,666
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
391
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:04,107
♪ ♪
392
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,739
Welcome all to
the baptism of Khloe DeLuca.
393
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,480
Now, through baptism God enables us
394
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,191
to participate in his life
and purifies us from sin
395
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,112
and purifies us from sin.
396
00:15:14,212 --> 00:15:16,033
You look beautiful.
397
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,394
Thank you.
398
00:15:17,494 --> 00:15:20,395
I wanted to look nice for your family.
399
00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:22,316
You knocked it out of the park.
400
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:24,397
At the very dawn of creation...
401
00:15:24,497 --> 00:15:26,598
Are those, um, real bird feathers?
402
00:15:26,698 --> 00:15:29,159
Oh, they better be.
403
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,443
And now, I ask the godparents,
404
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:35,362
Enzo DeLuca and Maria Battiata
to join us.
405
00:15:35,462 --> 00:15:36,563
You're the godfather?
406
00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:38,824
Yeah. It's a big honor.
407
00:15:41,564 --> 00:15:44,705
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
408
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,426
She's gorgeous, isn't she?
409
00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:48,368
Oh, well, all babies are.
410
00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:49,393
Waters of the great flood...
411
00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:50,465
I guess.
412
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,511
I... I mean Maria, the godmother.
413
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,826
She and Enzo went out for a while.
414
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:58,047
I really thought
they'd end up together.
415
00:15:58,147 --> 00:15:59,848
Really?
416
00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,857
What happened?
417
00:16:02,014 --> 00:16:04,035
It almost hit the year mark,
418
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,462
and then, boom, Enzo's out.
419
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,996
Happens with all his girlfriends
after a year.
420
00:16:09,097 --> 00:16:10,505
It's his pattern.
421
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,601
He's like the George Clooney
of the family.
422
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:15,843
Yes, well, George did
eventually marry Amal.
423
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:19,195
[SCOFFS] Yeah, well, she's Amal.
424
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,027
♪ ♪
425
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:24,500
So that his son might be
the eldest of many brothers...
426
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,602
♪ ♪
427
00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:33,945
[SOFT GENTLE MUSIC]
428
00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:41,048
♪ ♪
429
00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:43,647
[KEYS CLACKING]
430
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:46,874
_
431
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:50,033
- [TEXT MESSAGE WHOOSHES]
- _
432
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:55,095
♪ ♪
433
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:59,117
♪ We're living in a fantasy ♪
434
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:00,838
[GENTLE POP MUSIC]
435
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:03,840
[ENGINE REVVING]
436
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,506
♪ ♪
437
00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:08,916
♪ We're living in a fantasy ♪
438
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:11,807
♪ Are we really free? ♪
439
00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:16,786
♪ You gotta be you I gotta be me ♪
440
00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:21,181
Charles, hey, before you leave.
441
00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:23,867
I finally found a book that
I'm excited about from you.
442
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,853
- Really? Which one?
- Liza slipped it to me.
443
00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:29,135
She found it in one of your
old boxes from Pound Ridge?
444
00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:31,926
Can I see that?
445
00:17:32,471 --> 00:17:35,453
It reads like a more
sophisticated Nicholas Sparks.
446
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,299
Can we find the writer and make
a deal with him to finish it?
447
00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:42,781
It's... really not something
that I'm interested in pursuing.
448
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:44,882
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
449
00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:49,385
[SCOFFS] As publisher, I am.
450
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:53,507
And as the author,
I most certainly am not.
451
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,508
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
452
00:17:56,608 --> 00:18:02,791
♪ ♪
453
00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:05,232
You didn't mention
you dated the godmother.
454
00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:07,393
Maria? That was a while ago.
455
00:18:07,493 --> 00:18:09,434
Lasted about a year.
456
00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:12,716
Well, I guess
we have about four months left.
457
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:13,816
Excuse me?
458
00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:14,856
Oh, according to your sister,
459
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,182
you have a year expiration date.
460
00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:18,960
Let's get a picture.
461
00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:21,048
We need to put the godparents together
462
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,161
close to the baby.
463
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:24,262
- Diana, come.
- Ma...
464
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,420
Here.
465
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,181
See, the lighting
is much better for you...
466
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:30,582
- Is it?
- Here.
467
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:33,143
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
468
00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:34,168
[SIGHS]
469
00:18:34,205 --> 00:18:35,705
Everyone, squeeze.
470
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:37,179
- Oh, there's a bush here.
- Squeeze, squeeze.
471
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,422
- [YELPS]
- Hold on a minute.
472
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,467
Are you okay?
473
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,628
[GRUNTS] Fine, I'm fine.
474
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,269
Dolce, but I'm fine.
475
00:18:45,369 --> 00:18:46,950
You know what?
I'm just... I'm gonna go home.
476
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,853
No, no, come with me.
477
00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,104
- No, she's gonna be next to me.
- Enzo, stop, it's...
478
00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:55,210
Enzo, these pictures are gonna
stay in the family forever.
479
00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:59,208
And, so I hope, will Diana.
480
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,991
- [CROWD GASPS]
- Oh, marone.
481
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:09,313
Diana, will you marry me?
482
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:12,218
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
483
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:15,405
Is there... a ring involved?
484
00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:18,179
I'm being spontaneous here.
485
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:20,694
Oh, what's the rush?
486
00:19:20,858 --> 00:19:22,679
Let her think about it.
487
00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:25,961
She can take all the time she needs.
488
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:31,083
♪ ♪
489
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,764
Yes.
490
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:37,126
[CROWD CHATTERING]
491
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:40,228
[CHURCH BELLS TOLLING]
492
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,489
Oh, God, it's so beautiful.
493
00:19:43,589 --> 00:19:46,811
I love seeing the city like this.
494
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,372
Like, I know you're with him, but
495
00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,733
I'm glad we can still
spend time together like this.
496
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:54,315
Yeah, me too.
497
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:59,978
You know, I've been reading
a book that reminds me of us.
498
00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:02,259
Really? Tell me more.
499
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:03,699
It's about a younger man
500
00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:05,060
who has an affair with an older woman.
501
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,062
Oh, an affair, huh? Sounds racy.
502
00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:10,983
It actually is pretty sexy in parts.
503
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:13,424
Oh, I bet it is. [SOFT LAUGH]
504
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:14,865
So how does it end?
505
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,426
- Oh, that's a big question.
- Mm.
506
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:20,628
The writer didn't finish the book.
507
00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:22,749
I love it, like,
the reader has to figure out
508
00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:24,470
the ending for themselves, huh?
509
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,951
Yeah, it's like a "choose
your own adventure" romance.
510
00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,913
[TENDER MUSIC]
511
00:20:31,013 --> 00:20:33,234
Well, how do you think it ends?
512
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,915
♪ ♪
513
00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:40,277
I don't know.
514
00:20:40,377 --> 00:20:42,818
Yeah, yeah...
515
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,962
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
516
00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:50,522
♪ ♪
517
00:20:50,622 --> 00:20:51,683
Wow.
518
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,293
- [SOFT LAUGH] Hi.
- Hi.
519
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,374
[KISSES]
520
00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:59,279
Where'd you disappear to
this afternoon?
521
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:01,317
I was playing hooky.
522
00:21:01,558 --> 00:21:03,659
I needed to cut loose for a few hours.
523
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:07,362
Mm, you mean you had to disappear
524
00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:10,043
while Kelsey read the manuscript
525
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,965
that you found in my personal papers?
526
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:14,067
You were snooping.
527
00:21:14,129 --> 00:21:16,287
No, honestly,
the box, it just fell open...
528
00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:20,369
and... and I read it and it was
such a beautiful story and I...
529
00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:23,530
Yes, I was snooping.
530
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,972
Liza, the summer I turned 21,
I had an affair
531
00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:29,533
with the wife of a famous author.
532
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,454
She was beautiful but dissatisfied.
533
00:21:32,554 --> 00:21:35,416
She was always
looking over her shoulder.
534
00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:38,645
And she thought that
a fling with a younger man
535
00:21:38,684 --> 00:21:41,499
would make her feel young too.
536
00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:44,700
And for a while, it was
exciting for both of us.
537
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,461
It's the part you read.
538
00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:48,422
You wrote the book.
539
00:21:48,522 --> 00:21:51,904
- Everyone's got one novel.
- Why didn't you finish it?
540
00:21:52,004 --> 00:21:55,826
Because in the end, I realized
it would hurt too many people.
541
00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:58,507
Still, the writing was wonderful.
542
00:21:58,607 --> 00:22:01,109
I'm not really a writer.
543
00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:02,429
But I knew what it was like
544
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,311
to be that young, heedless man.
545
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,531
And I understood the mind
of a woman in her 40s
546
00:22:08,575 --> 00:22:10,913
who was bored with her life
547
00:22:11,013 --> 00:22:15,355
and who needed his validation.
548
00:22:15,455 --> 00:22:16,556
Charles!
549
00:22:16,656 --> 00:22:18,657
Liza.
550
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:22,679
[SOFT CHUCKLE]
551
00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:24,560
I really don't want to go
to this party, do you?
552
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:26,441
[LAUGHS]
553
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,042
Can we promise each other one thing?
554
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:28,989
Of course.
555
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,603
That in the future, we never ever
556
00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:32,604
do anything together
we don't want to do.
557
00:22:32,704 --> 00:22:34,805
[WALK THE MOON'S "ONE FOOT"]
558
00:22:34,905 --> 00:22:36,926
Why wait?
559
00:22:37,057 --> 00:22:38,398
Let's make a run for it.
560
00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:40,528
- What?
- Run.
561
00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:42,889
♪ One foot in front of the other ♪
562
00:22:42,989 --> 00:22:46,251
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
563
00:22:46,351 --> 00:22:47,931
[LAUGHING]
564
00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:49,732
♪ ♪
565
00:22:49,832 --> 00:22:52,234
♪ One foot in front of the other ♪
566
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:59,155
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