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You're a really good kisser.
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You're a really good everythinger.
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Well, how do you know? We
haven't everythinged... yet.
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Which is why I am making dinner
tonight at my place.
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It's gonna be intimate and romantic
and feature potatoes
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'cause I have a big bag of them at my
apartment and they're about to go bad.
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Ugh. Conference call.
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Hey... see you and
those potatoes tonight. Muah!
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Who are you?
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Uh, I'm Gabi. I'm Josh Kaminski's chef.
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Who are you?
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Kathy, Josh Kaminski's mom. I win.
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Oh, my goodness! Well, come on in.
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Ah, you know, Josh has told me
so many amazing things about you.
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So you're a liar.
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I already like you.
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So, um, Josh didn't
mention that you were coming.
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Neither did his father,
which is why I have Josh.
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My boyfriend and I just broke up
and I just wanted to be with my son...
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and his expensive Scotch.
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Ooh, Scotch for breakfast.
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- Allow me.
- Thank you.
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Ah, do you want me to mix
it in some coffee for you?
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Ooh, no. Then it'll be too hot
and I'll have to drink it slowly.
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Ah, funny and beautiful. You must
have been the one that did the dumping.
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Um, so, what happened?
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Let's just say the relationship
was harder than he was.
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Oh. Oh!
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Guess who got off his conference call
early and is hot for a little... Mommy.
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Joshy!
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Uh... Scotch,
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awake at 9:00 A.M.
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Who'd you break up with?
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Can't a mom just come
see her darling son?
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- Hector.
- Ah.
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Well, I'm actually glad you're here.
Ah, you met my girlfriend, Gabi.
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Girlfriend? I thought she was your chef.
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I actually am both.
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Um, girlfriend recently.
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And chef right now. Sticky buns!
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- Isn't Gabi great?
- She's adorable.
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Dump her.
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I made you your favorite:
turkey club and curly fries.
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And speaking of favorites,
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I think I'm your mom's new one.
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Quick, quick, while she's
upstairs, tell me everything.
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Does she wanna put me in an
ice cream cone and just eat me up?
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She does! She loved me!
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My mom always said there
are two ways to a man's heart:
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through his stomach
and through his mother.
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And guess what? Check and checkola.
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- Gabi...
- Listen,
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I already know what you're
gonna say, and of course
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we can have her over at
my place for dinner tonight.
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So tell me, how does
your mom like her potatoes?
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Distilled into vodka.
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Look, there's something
I want to tell you,
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but I'm not really sure how to say it.
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Oh, Josh, it's okay.
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I already know.
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Your mom has a drinking problem.
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Yeah, and a bit of a problem...
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with you.
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- What?
- She thinks you're a gold digger.
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What? Why? What would
make her think that?
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I'm rich, you're poor.
Her words, not mine.
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But... you told her I'm
not after your money, right?
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Of course I did.
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But she didn't listen 'cause she's
a judgmental, pill-popping boozer.
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But I want that judgmental,
pill-popping boozer to like me.
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Look, we're talking about
a woman who has never had
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a successful relationship in her life.
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She bounces from man to man to
man. Honestly, I think it's a sickness.
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But the point is, it doesn't
matter what she thinks.
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It matters what I think,
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and I adore you.
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And I adore you.
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Which is why...
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she is coming over for dinner tonight
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to get to know the real me,
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and what better way to do that
than to show her what I do best.
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So what's her favorite
food? Anything she wants.
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Lobster, caviar, and champagne.
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Oh.
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Here, I'll give you my credit card.
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What? No, no! What, so we can
prove to her that I am a gold digger?
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No way. Dinner's on me.
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Hey, Dad, do you have PayPal?
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Oh, thank God you were free, Yolanda.
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Jake's out of town and Gabi
kicked me out of the apartment.
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So, what you're saying is
I was your last option.
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What I'm saying is girls night out!
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Well, I'm excited to be at a
movie theater that serves alcohol.
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If they did this at church,
I might actually go.
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Ooh! It's two for one drinks.
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Okay, how about a margarita
and a pi�a colada?
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- Mm-hmm.
- What are you gonna have?
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The same. By the way,
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- my friend's husband's out of town
- Mm-hmm.
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so I had to invite the
bitch to girls night out.
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- I hope you don't mind.
- Hey, ladies!
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Hey, girl!
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Now sit down. The usher will be here
any second with your booster seat.
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Would that be the same usher
that had to butter you into yours?
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Ooh, she is a bitch.
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So, uh, Kathy, can I
get you anything else?
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Ah, lobster, caviar,
champagne, my kidney?
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No, but how's your liver?
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Mom, isn't this a delicious dinner?
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That, um, Josh did not pay for?
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Gabi, I must say I'm impressed.
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Oh. Well, thank you.
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Do you hear that? She's impressed.
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So, is it safe to leave
you two alone for awhile?
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I've had to pee for, like, 45 minutes.
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Yes, of course. Go! I...
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ah, very excited to have
some alone time with your mom.
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She's one of the most amazing
women I have ever met.
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You need to get out more.
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Well, um, should we retire
to the living room for some
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fine Scotch that I paid for and
have the receipt to prove it?
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Gabi, clearly he told you what I said.
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He did, and I swear
I am not a gold digger.
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This thing between me and Josh
has been brewing for a long time
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and it has nothing to do with his money.
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It has everything to do with him.
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You know what? I believe
you. You're not a gold digger.
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- Thank you, Kathy.
- You're just not good enough for him.
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- Huh?
- Remember his ex-fianc�e, Caroline?
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She was rich, educated,
and from a good family?
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You're none of those things.
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
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Great Scotch.
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Cheap glass.
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How did it go?
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Well, it couldn't have gone worse.
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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Who's the lady who called
my little girl a gold digger?
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Ooh, that would be me.
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And it's worse.
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Look, I don't know you
and you don't know me
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but I heard what you
said about my baby girl
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and I was so pissed, I jumped in my
car and I drove four hours from Reno
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just to set you straight about her.
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You left Reno? You should thank me.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm standing up for you. Now sit.
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Uh, sir, we haven't had the
pleasure of being properly introduced.
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Josh Kaminski.
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W-wh... whoa. A-ah...
Josh Kaminski as in her boss
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- Josh Kaminski?
- Yeah.
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Um, did I forget to, er,
mention that on the phone?
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Um, Josh is in fact my
boss and my boyfriend.
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- I wear many hats.
- Oh ho-ho,
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that is, that is too good.
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So, your son is a boss
who's taking advantage
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of his much younger, innocent
employee, and yet my baby girl
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- is the one who lacks class.
- Dad.
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See this Jerry Springer scene here?
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This is what I'm
talking about when I say
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your daughter lacks
the pedigree for my son.
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The apple doesn't fall far.
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Oh, no, no, no. He's the
apple that doesn't fall far.
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My... my daughter is
an... is an angel...
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This is unbelievable. We're only
four days into our relationship and
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everything keeps happening!
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Everything but the sex.
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Really, Josh? You wanna go there now?
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I'd like to go there anytime.
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But I think my mom just threw a plate.
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Kind of her signature move.
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What? How am I gonna return those now?
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Gabi, I'm serious. What are we gonna do?
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I'm not opposed to running.
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We gotta do the only thing
we can do. We gotta break up.
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Wh... what?
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No, no, not a real
breakup. A fake breakup.
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A frake-up.
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Why would we do that?
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Think about it. If we're not together,
they have nothing to fight about.
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And then they can go home
very far, far away from here.
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My dad's gotta get back to work
and your mom's gotta get back to...
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drinking something.
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And then we can get
back to being just us.
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That is the dumbest idea, Gabi.
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Ah, maybe my mom was right.
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- Why am I dating you?
- Josh...
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Fraking it.
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Oh, that was fraking good.
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Look at Miss High Class
pouring herself another drink.
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No, this one's to throw in your
face. This one's my next drink.
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Well, take it to go, Mom. We're leaving.
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Gabi and I broke up.
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Attaboy. Love 'em and leave 'em.
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We may never know who your real
dad is, but you're definitely my son.
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Baby girl, you... you really broke
up? Are... are you gonna be okay?
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Yes, Daddy. I'm... I'm glad it's over.
I don't know what I was thinking.
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How can there be no to go cups?
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Hey, Marlboro Man,
you must have an empty
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Big Gulp cup in the back of your pickup.
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You know, the more we thought about it,
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the more we realized
that you two were right.
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You know, you did take advantage of me.
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And you are not good enough for me.
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Hey, sweetheart, let Mommy be bad cop.
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Goodbye, Larry the Cable Guy.
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So long, Honey Boo Boo.
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I can't believe that uptight theater
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kicked us out last night
for being too loud.
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You could see Ben Affleck's
nipple. Excuse me for squealing.
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We did not get kicked out
because you were too loud
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or because Elliot laughs like a
Junior Miss getting her first tiara.
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It's because I'm Latina,
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- you're black, and he's...
- Ugly?
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They can't treat us like that!
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- She's right. It's an injustice.
- Yeah.
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And we're not gonna take it
anymore. You know what I think?
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I think we should start
a social media campaign.
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Ha! I love it! What is that?
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It's where we tweet
about how we were wronged
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and then we ask everybody
to boycott that theater.
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The key is to come up
with a good hashtag.
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Hashtag. Uh, what is that?
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It got anything to do with hash browns?
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Hello, boss.
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Hello, employee.
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Gabi, I was up all night thinking
and I just want you to know
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I like vodka in my orange juice.
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Way ahead of ya.
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Thanks, cutie.
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Anyway, I hope there are no
hard feelings about last night.
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- There aren't.
- 'Cause I think you're a great girl
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and a top notch chef.
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Well, I'm off for my morning run.
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Mom, you don't run.
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I know, but it sounds better
than foraging for pills
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in your medicine cabinet.
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See? Calling me "cutie",
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morning drinking,
everything's back to normal.
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We just have to frake
it for one more day.
244
00:12:04,578 --> 00:12:06,072
But I really want to see you tonight.
245
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,416
I know. I do too.
246
00:12:07,981 --> 00:12:12,557
Hey, maybe there's a way we can
sneak out and be together tonight.
247
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,474
I'm listening.
248
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,366
Well, my dad's gonna
watch the game at 7:00...
249
00:12:16,377 --> 00:12:18,367
Perfect. My mom's pills kick in at 7:00.
250
00:12:20,045 --> 00:12:22,479
I was thinking maybe we
could go to the movies
251
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:25,165
and sit in the back row and make
out like we're in high school.
252
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:28,450
Did you know that I saw
Transformers six times?
253
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:30,843
How amazing were those robots?
254
00:12:31,369 --> 00:12:34,552
Oh, I'm sorry. I should... I
heard Transformers six times.
255
00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,639
This was such a good idea.
256
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:43,918
I cannot wait to not
see this movie with you.
257
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,659
I know. I don't even care
what we're not seeing.
258
00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:50,081
Hey, you know what I just realized?
259
00:12:50,092 --> 00:12:51,775
This is our first movie together.
260
00:12:51,786 --> 00:12:54,022
- I'm gonna remember it forever.
- Aww.
261
00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:56,447
Me too.
262
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,922
Because our parents are making
out with each other right there!
263
00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:05,028
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
264
00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:07,707
- We gotta stop them.
- No, we can't.
265
00:13:07,822 --> 00:13:10,171
If they see us on a date
together, we'll look like liars.
266
00:13:10,182 --> 00:13:11,382
We are liars!
267
00:13:11,473 --> 00:13:13,685
- Shh!
- You shh!
268
00:13:13,696 --> 00:13:16,005
You're not the one whose parents
are making out right over there!
269
00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:18,839
Yeah! And we are not brother and sister!
270
00:13:20,328 --> 00:13:21,996
- Gabi?
- No!
271
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:29,280
And here's to a successful boycott.
272
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:33,749
You guys should have heard that theater
manager on the phone. He was so nervous.
273
00:13:34,256 --> 00:13:35,857
I gotta give it to you, Elliot.
274
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,920
Tweeting our story through
various media platforms
275
00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,796
really increased our outreach.
276
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:42,141
Hashtag: your job ain't so hard.
277
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,602
Okay, guys, listen to me.
278
00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:48,759
This theater manager is
gonna try to shut us up
279
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,554
with a couple of free movie passes.
280
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,636
Uh-uh. We're gonna want
a whole year's worth.
281
00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:55,459
- And a year of free popcorn.
- And two years of free booze!
282
00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:58,683
Oh, my God, he's early.
283
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,428
Now remember, let me do the talking.
284
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:04,421
I have a dream that one day we
will all see movies for free.
285
00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:09,433
Free at last, free at last! Thank God
Almighty, the drinks are free at last.
286
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,844
Mr. Klepfer, I presume.
287
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,362
Sofia. We spoke on
the phone. Do come in.
288
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,094
Well, I just wanted you to know that I
289
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:21,720
came down here personally
because we take claims
290
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:23,610
- of discrimination very seriously.
- Good.
291
00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:24,944
- Thank you.
- Vodka.
292
00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,890
Which is why I brought
last night's footage
293
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,279
from the theater security camera.
294
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:33,648
Oh, there's proof. We're gonna
need to see that footage, sir.
295
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:38,790
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
296
00:14:39,699 --> 00:14:41,353
I did it!
297
00:14:43,356 --> 00:14:45,878
Whoa! Hey, sexy!
298
00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:48,997
Wanna help me get the
popcorn out my bra?
299
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:52,462
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
300
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:55,211
Uh-oh... I don't feel so good.
301
00:14:59,048 --> 00:15:00,904
So, as you can see,
302
00:15:00,915 --> 00:15:04,667
the only grounds for legal
action would be against you three
303
00:15:04,678 --> 00:15:06,458
for public intoxication.
304
00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,314
Let me tell you something, Mr. Klepfer.
305
00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,655
If we promise never to come
back to your movie theater,
306
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:14,121
- can we just drop this whole thing?
- Deal.
307
00:15:19,132 --> 00:15:21,190
How did this happen?
How did this happen?
308
00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:22,810
How? How?
309
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,021
How did this happen?
310
00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:28,498
Yeah. The last time we saw you,
you two wanted to kill each other.
311
00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:29,913
I know! It was so hot!
312
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,585
Ew!
313
00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:35,601
Yeah? Well, the last time we saw
you, you two were broken up!
314
00:15:35,612 --> 00:15:38,386
Yeah, well, ah, newsflash,
it was a frake-up.
315
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:41,002
- A what?
- A fake breakup.
316
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:43,493
Yeah. We did it so you guys
would stop fighting and go home,
317
00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:45,541
- and leave us together at peace.
- Oh, clever.
318
00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:49,070
Like memorizing the alphabet backwards
so you can pass a sobriety test.
319
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,275
Please tell me this was
just a one-time thing.
320
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:56,434
Well, I, uh, I can't speak for Kathy,
but I do find her to be very attractive.
321
00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,647
And Nick is unlike any
man I've ever been with.
322
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,982
He's got the body of a day-laborer.
323
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:06,714
No! No, no, no, no!
324
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:08,475
This is not happening.
This cannot happen.
325
00:16:08,486 --> 00:16:10,750
Why can't you date and we date?
326
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,345
Because if you guys are together,
327
00:16:12,356 --> 00:16:14,092
that kind of makes me and
Gabi brother and sister,
328
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,488
and this isn't Game of Thrones.
329
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,310
So smoke a bowl and get over it.
330
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:24,955
No, no, no, Kathy. I get
it. I've got premium cable.
331
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,933
Look, Gabi, angel, you...
332
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:30,958
you know I'd do anything for you,
but it's just been such a long time
333
00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:32,680
since I've met someone I really liked,
334
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,794
and I don't want to give
up this amazing woman
335
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:38,097
unless I know exactly what
it is I'm giving her up for.
336
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,384
Well, what are you saying, Dad?
337
00:16:39,395 --> 00:16:41,701
What I'm saying is I need to know
338
00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:44,468
if this thing is really
serious between you two.
339
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:46,021
Yes, it's very serious.
340
00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:47,626
Josh?
341
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,780
I'm crazy about her.
342
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,647
Well, I'm sure you've been
crazy about plenty of women.
343
00:16:51,658 --> 00:16:54,187
I just need to know, is my
daughter one of the plenty?
344
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:56,446
Absolutely not.
345
00:16:57,812 --> 00:16:59,587
She's different from
anyone I've ever met.
346
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:02,220
You saying you could
really commit to her?
347
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,337
Yes. Forever.
348
00:17:05,744 --> 00:17:06,944
Oh...
349
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:12,749
Oh, Joshy, I've never heard
you talk like that about anyone.
350
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,994
Prenup.
351
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,977
All right, well, since you two
really see a future together,
352
00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:26,336
I guess all I can say is Kathy,
it was a pleasure meeting you.
353
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:27,942
You have no idea
354
00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:30,375
- what a pleasure it could have been.
- Hm.
355
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,360
In another life perhaps.
356
00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:36,208
- Oh...
- Mom.
357
00:17:38,598 --> 00:17:40,600
Honey, I will see you
back at your place.
358
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:41,811
Thanks, Dad.
359
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:45,202
And you, take care of her.
I know where you live.
360
00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:48,426
I'll walk you downstairs and
give these two a little privacy.
361
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,584
That was just a frake-up, right?
362
00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:04,924
Oh, yeah.
363
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:10,426
Hey, boyfriend.
364
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,261
Hey.
365
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:16,056
To surviving our parents.
366
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,875
And, uh, to you.
367
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:24,029
I mean, Josh, some of that
stuff you were saying to my dad,
368
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,180
the forever stuff, I had no
idea that you felt like that.
369
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,498
Yeah. Neither did I.
370
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,952
Well, I thought that it was very sweet,
371
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,248
What was that?
372
00:18:37,595 --> 00:18:38,795
What?
373
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:40,213
You just took a step back.
374
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,360
No, I didn't. Get over here.
375
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,702
Oh, my God!
376
00:18:46,056 --> 00:18:48,259
You just did it again but
just with your head this time.
377
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,566
- What's happening?
- Nothing's happening.
378
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:52,027
You heard what I just said to your dad.
379
00:18:52,038 --> 00:18:53,725
I told him how serious I was about you,
380
00:18:53,736 --> 00:18:55,345
that I could see us spending the rest...
381
00:18:55,415 --> 00:18:56,820
of our lives together.
382
00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:00,721
Why are you freaking out?
383
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:01,932
I'm not.
384
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:05,265
Yes, you are... oh, my God.
385
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:07,308
What if the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree?
386
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,954
What if you're just like your mom
and you're afraid of commitment?
387
00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:11,445
That's ridiculous.
388
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,210
I mean, really, Josh.
I mean, think about it.
389
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,505
Since I've worked here, you've
had a lot of relationships.
390
00:19:16,516 --> 00:19:18,417
But I wasn't serious about any of them.
391
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:19,893
Maybe it's 'cause you couldn't commit.
392
00:19:19,904 --> 00:19:21,986
I mean, you even broke off
your engagement with Caroline.
393
00:19:21,997 --> 00:19:23,521
To be with you!
394
00:19:23,532 --> 00:19:24,869
I want you!
395
00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:26,361
Okay.
396
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:29,529
Then kiss me right now and prove to me
397
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:31,941
that you're not afraid of commitment
and you're not like your mother.
398
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:34,993
You can kiss me, right?
399
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,544
Of course I can!
400
00:19:36,872 --> 00:19:38,072
I'm not my mother.
401
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,092
Oh, my God, I'm my mother!
402
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,217
Don't go in there. Don't go in there!
403
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,133
He's got a knife!
404
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:57,394
Let the record show the black lady
was not yelling at the screen!
405
00:19:57,857 --> 00:20:00,140
Right, girl? Boom!
406
00:20:00,864 --> 00:20:03,041
Alan, you know the actor I was
talking about the other night
407
00:20:03,052 --> 00:20:04,486
but I couldn't remember his name?
408
00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:06,972
This is him. Who is this?
409
00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:09,556
Truffle fry?
410
00:20:10,684 --> 00:20:11,884
Want truffle fries?
411
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,069
Girl, you want some truffle fries?
412
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,223
I know that's right!
413
00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:28,131
I just looked it up! He dies in the end!
414
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,653
He dies in the end! Oh, it's over!
415
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,503
- That's so sad!
- I know!
416
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,033
Oh, y'all mad?
417
00:20:37,044 --> 00:20:39,880
- I'm trying to save y'all some time!
- Why do you gotta die?
418
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,493
I'm trying to save her some time.
419
00:20:42,504 --> 00:20:45,620
- I don't want anybody to die!
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