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Oh my God, is this really happening?
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Mm-hmm. It is. It is happening.
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And it's real. I'm not
dreaming? Here, pinch me.
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It's not a dream!
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Do you know how long I've waited for this?
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A year and three months, roughly.
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Wait, what if something goes wrong?
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I mean, every time we've been
close to getting together,
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- something happens.
- Not this time.
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Well, what's different this time?
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Oh. That.
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You know, I could stay
here with you all day.
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- I gotta go.
- What?
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Well, don't get me wrong,
Josh. I'm really into this,
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but I'm also really into that.
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That thing... the food truck.
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Oh, why did I help you with your dream?
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Oh, it's... it's not just that.
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I mean, Jake was really
cool with you and me,
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but leaving him with the
food truck to cook on his own?
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I mean, there's only so
much coolness a man can give.
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You're right. You should definitely stay.
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But how about I find us a beautiful hotel
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so when you're done with that,
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we can start this?
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- Oh, I love that idea.
- You know what I love?
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- Making out with me?
- It's like we share a brain.
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Okay, there you go. Enjoy.
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Wow, people are loving
our mushroom popovers.
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Yeah, till they wait an
hour and don't feel anything.
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Either way, we are killing it.
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Best team ever.
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Uh, you know, professionally, of course.
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Jake, I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
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Gabi, for the 10th time,
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I swear I'm good with you and Josh.
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You're amazing.
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She's right. That was amazing.
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What do you mean?
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Your performance of "guy who's
totally cool having just been dumped."
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Sofia, it wasn't an act.
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I really am cool with Gabi and Josh.
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Yeah, and I'm totally cool
with Ruben dumping me again.
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Listen, it's just us.
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Tell me you haven't been thinking about
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cutting the brakes on Josh's car
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and having him accidentally
veer off the road
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to run over Ruben.
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What? No!
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You were just dumped.
How can you be so nice?
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I feel happy that other people are happy.
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Sofia, I lived with
monks in Nepal for a year.
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"My religion is kindness."
So says the Dalai Lama.
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Yeah? Well, my religion is,
you cut me, I cut you deeper.
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So says the Li'l SoSo.
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Okay, who's ready to salvage our honeymoon
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with a "staycation" at the Four Seasons?
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Me! I am!
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I love my new husband.
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That's your suitcase?
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I thought you used a sardine
can like Stuart Little.
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Oh! That wasn't good.
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Yoyo, is your back okay?
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Oh, it's just a little pinch. I'll be fine.
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- Ah!
- Oh, Let me help.
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My cousin's a chiropractor.
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He taught me a little trick.
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Ah! Oh my damn!
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I think that's my T7! Ah!
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Oh! There went my L5!
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I'm so sorry.
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No wonder my cousin now
works at Urban Outfitters.
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If we leave now, we can catch the
complementary mimosa brunch. Let's go!
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- What?
- What?
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Our friend has just been hurt,
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and by my own hands.
We can't just leave her.
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Of course we can.
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She's the one who can't walk, not us.
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- Come on.
- Are you serious?
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Your friend's in need and
you just want to abandon her
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like garbage on the side of the road?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, you've gone too far.
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She is not my friend.
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Aw, sweet tent!
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Ain't she a beaut?
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Is that for you and Gabi tonight?
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Oh, this tent?
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Oh, ah... it's not just for me and Gabi.
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Anyone can use it, really.
It's a necessities one.
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There's... look, you know, all the hotels
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- in Coachella...
- Josh, I'm cool with you and Gabi.
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Really, man? Are you sure?
Because, Jake, I would feel terrible
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- if there were any...
- There isn't. Josh, it's all good.
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We're good.
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Good.
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Something else on your mind?
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No! No, I mean, I'm good, man.
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It's just... I'm kind of
freaking out about tonight.
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What's the problem?
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I mean, I'm usually fine
with this kind of stuff.
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This "kind of stuff,"
meaning being with a woman?
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Well, not just any woman. It's Gabi.
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Jake, I've never felt
like this about anyone.
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And we've been so close so many times,
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I-I don't want to blow it.
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Oh. Now I get it.
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Performance anxiety.
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Yes! Wait, what?
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I mean, the last thing you need
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is a premature "e-Josh-ulation."
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No!
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No, no, no. That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Okay. So what are you talking about then?
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The relationship stuff.
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The sex stuff? Not the sex stuff!
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I'm not talking about the sex stuff.
There'll be no problem with sex stuff.
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But if I suddenly thought
it could be a problem,
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what were you going to say?
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Oh, just in situations where you're afraid
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you'll finish before you get started,
there is a numbing spray that you could just
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- put on down there...
- Okay!
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No. Thank you, but not in a million years
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would I ever need something like that.
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But if I suddenly thought I would need it,
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where would I buy it?
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My date with Josh is going
to be romantic and magical.
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"Romantagical."
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Well, I'm very excited for you
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even though I am bummed and depressed...
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"bumpressed."
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So, ah, what are you going to wear
on this "romantagical" evening?
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This.
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Oh, plus my red hamburger print undies
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that say "cute buns" on the back.
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Oh.
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Why "oh"?
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You didn't bring anything sexier?
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Sofia, Josh and I are
starting a relationship.
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I think we go a little bit deeper
than caring about what we wear.
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Oh, that being said, I
showered a tweezed. "Shweezed."
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Mmm. Well, you know what?
I think you're right.
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Josh doesn't care if your undies
match because you're a match.
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Right? I mean, I could probably
wear a poncho and he wouldn't care.
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You probably could.
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But don't!
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"Numb-Numb.
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"De-sensitizing spray for men.
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Works within minutes,
lasts four to six hours."
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Hours are good.
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One more for good luck.
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Ooh, this is good.
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Tingly.
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- Knock knock!
- Hey, beautiful.
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- Hi.
- Mwah! Ta-dah!
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Oh my God, I love it! This is incredible.
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Ah, I actually have a bit of
a lesser surprise for you too.
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Oh, amazing. Open it.
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Gabi, hey, I know, ah, a
tent isn't every girl's dream,
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but... you're not every girl.
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Aw! And you're not every guy.
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Now tonight is going to be so... fun.
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Oh my God!
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Are you okay?
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- Fine. Didn't feel a thing.
- Mmm.
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Nothing.
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Good, because I don't want
anything to ruin this night.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh, what?
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Uh-oh, I just don't want you to think
that we're moving too fast, you know?
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'Cause if you want me to slow
it down, I totally get it.
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I'm fine, but I love
that you're so sensitive.
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Actually, I'm not.
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May our feelings continue to grow.
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God willing.
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Can you believe that
we're finally together?
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No, I can't feel it at all...
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believe it at all.
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- So what do you want to do now?
- You know what I want to do?
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- What?
- Talk.
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Let's talk for about four to six hours.
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Gabi? Is that you?
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Yep.
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Tell me everything that
happened last night!
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Well, we talked.
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- Uh-huh?
- And we cuddled.
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Gabi? You left out the sex part.
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Yeah, so did he!
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- What?
- There was no sex part.
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Oh! I hate it when guys
just want to talk and cuddle.
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It's like, "I've got needs, bitch."
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I wanted it to be really special,
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and I was open to wherever things
went, but they went nowhere.
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I should have taken your
advice and stepped up my game.
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- Oh.
- But he asked me
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to hang out again tonight, and I am not
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- making the same mistake twice.
- Hell, yeah, you're not!
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- You're gonna bring it.
- Ha, ha!
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- What are you gonna bring?
- I don't know.
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Thoughts, input, advice?
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Well, what Ruben always liked
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was leaving me for another woman.
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So don't ask me. Ask him.
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I can't ask him.
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I need a guy I didn't just date and
a guy who's not my guy's brother.
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Yeah, but maybe your guy's brother
will know something about your guy
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because they're brothers.
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Hey. Just ask me.
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Okay, fine.
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If a girl was going to be with a guy,
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and she really wanted to bring it...
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what exactly would she bring?
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Are you asking me how to bring it to Josh?
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No!
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Maybe.
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Well...
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I don't know if I should
be telling you this,
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but I do know one thing
Josh likes to be brung.
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What?
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I did not know this about him. Shut up!
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Keep talking.
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Ooh, my back kept me up all night.
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Let me give you a massage, Yolanda.
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We're going to cater to your every need.
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See? Look at that beautiful
sandwich Elliot made.
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- Elliot?
- What? You want half?
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No, but Yolanda might.
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Oh, please, you've never
eaten half of anything.
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Excuse my rude husband, Yolanda.
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I'm not being rude.
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I'm taking care of her, like you asked.
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This is taking care of her?
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Yes. If we coddle her,
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we're just encouraging her to be injured.
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Where did you learn that?
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From my mom.
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When we were sick, she'd
take away our pillows
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and give them back when we got better.
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That was our reward.
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Oh, that's the pharmacy.
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Yolanda's muscle relaxants are ready.
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- I'm gonna pick them up.
- Oh, and get some aspirin.
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Yolanda's complaining
is giving me a migraine.
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Can I just say one thing?
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If this is how you treat
someone who's like family,
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God forbid I ever get sick.
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Oh God, Yolanda,
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now Alan thinks I'm an uncaring monster.
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Hi, Josh.
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Gabi, hey. So about last night,
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you know when you go and see
a movie for the first time
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and it's kind of a let-down, but
then you go and see it a second time
253
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,282
and you love it?
254
00:12:19,557 --> 00:12:22,137
Why would you pay to see a
movie you didn't like again?
255
00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:28,667
Never mind. I was trying to
make an analogy about last night.
256
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,042
Why don't we forget about last night?
257
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,060
I would like that very much.
258
00:12:34,385 --> 00:12:35,893
You know what helps people forget?
259
00:12:36,574 --> 00:12:38,212
- Drinks.
- Big ones.
260
00:12:38,213 --> 00:12:41,398
All right, so, ah, I was thinking martinis.
261
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,475
Uh, I also have some
tequila. What do you think?
262
00:12:49,153 --> 00:12:50,353
Wow.
263
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,580
Whoa.
264
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:56,596
What are you doing?
265
00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:58,031
Oh, I know you likey.
266
00:12:58,518 --> 00:13:01,182
I know all your fantasies, Joshua.
267
00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:04,544
And I'm gonna make them come true!
268
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,703
Ow, God.
269
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,981
Why do you like this?
270
00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:10,407
I don't!
271
00:13:10,408 --> 00:13:12,293
Hey, give me back my spanky thingy.
272
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:15,174
Gabi, what is going on?
273
00:13:15,175 --> 00:13:16,936
That's what I want to know!
274
00:13:16,937 --> 00:13:19,531
I mean, last night, you couldn't
have been less interested in me.
275
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,135
And tonight, I do your favorite
thing and you want me to stop.
276
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,167
I mean, what is it, Josh? Is it me?
277
00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:26,702
Does my breath smell?
278
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:29,059
No, no, no, no! No, no, don't...
279
00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:32,925
Ugh!
280
00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:35,434
Hey, what is this stuff?
281
00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,299
Why is my tongue doing this?
282
00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:41,666
That's, uh...
283
00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:43,858
numbing spray.
284
00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:46,197
Why would you use this stuff?
285
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,906
It was Jake. He got in my head.
286
00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:51,469
He made me worry about my... endurance.
287
00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:53,193
Jake?
288
00:13:53,747 --> 00:13:56,116
He's also the one who
told me you like this!
289
00:13:57,365 --> 00:13:59,362
Oh my God!
290
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:01,608
How didn't I see this?
291
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,237
He's trying to sabotage our relationship.
292
00:14:04,238 --> 00:14:05,576
What?
293
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,519
Nobody sabotages our relationship but us.
294
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,812
- Ow! Please stop!
- I'm sorry.
295
00:14:17,286 --> 00:14:18,720
Jake?
296
00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:21,538
You and the Dalai Lama
would be very proud of me.
297
00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,690
I just sent Ruben an email
298
00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:25,976
wishing him and his girlfriend
nothing but happiness.
299
00:14:25,977 --> 00:14:27,544
Oh, good for you.
300
00:14:27,545 --> 00:14:29,179
Yeah. Oh, one little question...
301
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,807
when do I start feeling better?
302
00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:34,107
Jake, we need to talk.
303
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,748
Now!
304
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,858
Yeah. Explain this.
305
00:14:38,859 --> 00:14:40,677
Oh, so you bought the stuff?
306
00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:42,212
Yeah, the stuff you told me to buy!
307
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:44,740
Yeah, and why did you
tell me he was into S&M?
308
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:46,646
- 'Cause he is.
- No, I'm not.
309
00:14:46,647 --> 00:14:49,716
Yes, you are. Remember the
Melanie girl you dated in college?
310
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:51,598
The one with a shark tattoo
who ruled at hacky sack?
311
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,993
She was into it and you
couldn't shut up about it.
312
00:14:54,682 --> 00:14:56,087
Sure know a lot about Melanie.
313
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,683
Want to know why? You dated her!
314
00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:01,825
What? No. Oh my God, it was me.
315
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,516
That's weird. Why did I think it was you?
316
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,701
Because you're not the Dalai Lama.
317
00:15:06,702 --> 00:15:08,870
You're a human being with feelings.
318
00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,310
Ha ha! I knew it!
319
00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,211
And you were subconsciously
trying to get even
320
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,113
with Josh and Gabi because you're
secretly mad they're together.
321
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,766
No, that... that is ridiculous.
322
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,652
Is it, Jake? Is it?
323
00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:22,589
Jake, you said you were
cool with everything.
324
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,876
I am!
325
00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:29,361
But maybe, down deep, I am kinda mad.
326
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,180
I mean, when you think
about, it wasn't very cool
327
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,052
what you did... you acted all generous,
328
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:35,924
sent me down here with Gabi, then showed up
329
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,016
and told her that you
have feelings for her?
330
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,824
You totally backstabbed me.
331
00:15:39,825 --> 00:15:42,439
Good. Open your heart. Let the hate out.
332
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,342
And then... and then you choose him.
333
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:47,122
And I have to listen to you guys
334
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:50,239
come up to me and ask me questions
about how to make each other feel good!
335
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,594
It totally sucks!
336
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:58,350
Wow.
337
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,599
A lot of anger there.
338
00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,737
I got layers. Oh!
339
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,589
You're right... about everything.
340
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:12,331
I was so wrapped up in myself
341
00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:13,907
that I didn't think about you.
342
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,089
I should have been a better brother.
343
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,343
And I'm sorry.
344
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,921
I'm sorry too.
345
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,063
We suck.
346
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,434
Hugs?
347
00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:30,144
You too, Sofia.
348
00:16:37,044 --> 00:16:39,617
I can't believe it! My honeymoon's a bust
349
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,784
and now Alan hates me.
350
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,074
Could this get any worse?
351
00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:46,331
I have to go to the bathroom.
352
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,909
Fine.
353
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,893
Let's get you up. Give me your hands.
354
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,362
Come on, you can do this.
355
00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:56,549
Ah! Okay, I'm up.
356
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,351
But I don't know if I could walk.
357
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,084
You want this?
358
00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:03,460
I'm not a dog.
359
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:05,336
But I do want it!
360
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:09,022
Ow, ow, ow, ow. I can't... I
can't... I can't... I can't do this.
361
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,537
Mmm, nougat.
362
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,947
Damn it, I love nougat!
363
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,251
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Right foot, left foot. Come on.
364
00:17:19,252 --> 00:17:21,885
- Come on.
- I can't believe this is working.
365
00:17:25,341 --> 00:17:27,597
Aren't you going to lower me on the bowl?
366
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:36,000
Thanks, Elliot! I'm sorry
I messed up your honeymoon.
367
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:39,057
I'm sorry for being so
cold when you got hurt.
368
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:41,994
Maybe that's what I love about Alan.
369
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,907
He makes me a better person.
370
00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:45,942
Oh my God. I can't believe
371
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:48,706
I ever doubted you, my
Asian Florence Nightingale.
372
00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:50,971
- I love you.
- And I love you.
373
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:53,043
Good. So will you do something for me?
374
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,245
Anything. What?
375
00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:55,980
- All done!
- That.
376
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:57,645
Bye!
377
00:18:00,523 --> 00:18:04,145
Well, at least we got our first awkward
bondage experience out of the way.
378
00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:08,171
Hey, I said "first,"
and then I said "said."
379
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,723
Hey, high five for getting our feeling back
380
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,909
to all of our proper places.
381
00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:16,570
You know, I actually do have a fantasy.
382
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,823
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:20,601
I want to do it...
384
00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:21,802
Yeah?
385
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,424
...in your bed.
386
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,405
Keep going.
387
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,342
That's it.
388
00:18:28,343 --> 00:18:30,224
I mean, the first time we did
it, we didn't know each other,
389
00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:32,218
and we were drunk, and we
didn't even remember it.
390
00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,120
My fantasy is a total do-over.
391
00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:36,563
- I love it.
- Mmm?
392
00:18:36,564 --> 00:18:38,765
We can leave as soon as you're
done with the food truck.
393
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:40,450
Oh, but we already sold out of everything.
394
00:18:40,451 --> 00:18:42,026
Great. Let's leave first
thing in the morning.
395
00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:44,733
- Or we could leave right now. Go!
- It's like we share a brain.
396
00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:50,969
Thanks for staying and helping
me drive the truck back.
397
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,539
Oh, we are break-up buddies.
398
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,441
I would not leave you in the dust.
399
00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:57,564
Turns out you were right.
Being dumped is the worst.
400
00:18:57,565 --> 00:18:59,507
There are certain things
you can do to move on.
401
00:18:59,508 --> 00:19:02,159
Mmm, yeah? Like what?
402
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,105
Crying, eating,
403
00:19:05,106 --> 00:19:06,707
long bubble bath.
404
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:11,024
What about rebound sex?
405
00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:13,500
Jake.
406
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:17,397
That is so soulless. It's empty and sad.
407
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,434
And... oh, you mean with me?
408
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,547
Yeah, unless you don't want to...
409
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,836
Oh my God, did we...
410
00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:42,790
We did not.
411
00:19:43,373 --> 00:19:44,573
Are you sure?
412
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,107
So sure.
413
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,014
We must have been so tired, we passed out.
414
00:19:52,015 --> 00:19:53,215
Huh.
415
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,042
Hey, maybe it's not a bad thing.
416
00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:58,386
You know, if we're going to have a
do-over, we might as well do it right.
417
00:19:59,653 --> 00:20:01,980
We're going on a date
tonight... a real date.
418
00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:04,403
Oh, I would love that.
419
00:20:04,649 --> 00:20:06,742
I mean, I'll have to ask my boss first,
420
00:20:06,743 --> 00:20:08,688
but I think he might say yes.
421
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,575
Mmm.
422
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,936
Mmm.
423
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,212
Sofia, are you awake?
424
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:29,790
What?
425
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,533
Oh, hi.
426
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:36,033
- Did we...
- We did.
427
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,166
- You sure?
- So sure.
428
00:20:39,683 --> 00:20:41,133
You want to do it again?
429
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,232
Don't ask stupid questions.
430
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:48,331
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