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This is my younger brother, Jake.
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Son of a bitch.
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You wanted to get rid of
me because you like her.
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Gabi, how can you date my brother
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when three months ago,
I told you I loved you?
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Joshua, sometimes, we have to be steady
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and give up the things we want most.
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Even our dreams.
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All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.
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Stop the truck.
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- What?
- Stop the truck!
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You okay?
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Jake, I'm sorry.
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Josh!
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I can't go.
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You need gas money?
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No.
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I mean, you fixing up the truck
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and sending me to Coachella.
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It's the most incredible, thoughtful thing.
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I just want you to be happy, Gabi.
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And I will be...
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now.
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Gabi!
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Whoa.
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Everything okay, daydreamer?
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Yeah. Yeah, totally okay.
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I'm just, um...
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- Tired?
- Yes.
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I mean, all that shopping
for food last night
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and then getting up so early to leave.
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Hey, how much longer to Coachella?
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Well, since the truck can
only go 40 miles an hour
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and we've been on the road since seven,
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that means we still have about...
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uh...
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- You don't have to do math.
- Whew!
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Thank you!
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So, um...
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how you feelin'?
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You know, about all this stuff.
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You mean our business
stuff or you and me stuff?
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All of it.
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A sick road trip with my girl,
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tons of cooking, awesome music festival.
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I feel pumped.
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- How are you feeling?
- Not conflicted.
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- Uh-oh.
- Ha ha...
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That is not a sign of anything.
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Hey, how bad is it?
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Two flat tires and a broken radiator.
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- Oh.
- You call AAA?
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Yeah, they said it's gonna be hours.
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Turns out people heading to Coachella
get in a lot of fender benders.
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From kissing?
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- From brownies.
- Oh.
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That sign says we're five
miles from the town of Yermo,
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and do you know what all small towns have?
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Carnivals?
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Garages.
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You wait here. I'll go find one.
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Oh.
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You're my hero, Josh.
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Jake! I meant Jake.
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My mom does that too.
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Moms are silly!
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Josh, what are you doing here?
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Gabi...
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I had to come after you.
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I know this isn't the right time to say it,
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but screw it 'cause there's
never gonna be a right time.
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I was an idiot to let
you run away with Jake.
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I want to be with you.
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Seriously?
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I don't know what to say.
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Don't say anything.
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Mm...
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Josh! Josh!
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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You plan on buying that pillow breakfast?
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Nothing sexual was going on, Yolanda.
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I don't think that's
what the pillow would say!
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Ugh. Gabi...
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Oh, you got to be damn kidding me.
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Is that what this is about?
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Her and Jake are on their way to Coachella.
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Driving together, working together...
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sleeping together... How did this happen?
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How did this happen?
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They're driving to Coachella
because you sent them there.
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They're working together because
you bought 'em a food truck.
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And they're sleeping together
'cause your brother is fine!
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You made this happen.
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I was being magnanimous!
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What I really wanted was for her to jump
off the food truck and run back to me.
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Aw. Baby, I mean this in the nicest way.
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Get over it.
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Get up, get you some fresh
air, and go on a bike ride.
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You made your bed, now
stop making out with it.
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Oh! Back from the honeymoon already.
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What's the matter?
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Alan saw you naked?
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On the plane.
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We had one glorious
night in Puerto Vallarta,
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but there was a 30% chance of a hurricane,
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which is 100% too much for a Jew.
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But...
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we did manage to bring a little
Puerto Vallarta back with us.
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Oh, my damn.
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Alan loves it.
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- You do?
- I do.
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He's my little abacus.
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I'm gonna go look at
it again in the mirror.
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Hurry back, gorgeous!
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Oh, my God, that hair is hideous.
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He doesn't have a Halle
Berry face to pull that off!
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So why did you tell him that you loved it?
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'Cause we just got married!
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I don't want to rock our perfect boat
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by telling him he looks like
an Asian 2001 Justin Timberlake.
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Help me, Yolanda.
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Me help you figure out a
way to tell Elliot he's ugly?
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I'm in!
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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Ooh. What's going on in our apartment?
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Well, Dmitri's remodeling Yolanda's place,
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so we're getting all
her old big appliances.
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They didn't fit over there,
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so they moved the kitchen over here.
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A newish kitchen?
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Why aren't you more excited?
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Well, uh...
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I made out with Ruben at the wedding
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and he said he could really see a future...
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with his girlfriend, Chelsea.
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Oh.
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That is not your name.
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I'm sorry.
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What's going on with me, you ask?
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Oh, nothing really.
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Just stalled on the side of the
road near some place called Yermo.
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Jake went to go get help
and I'm here all alone
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and I'm worried 'cause I may
have had a fantasy about Josh.
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What?
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Help me, Sofia.
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I really can't stop thinking
about what Josh did for me.
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It was so sweet and loving
and confident and sexy and...
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I really like all those things!
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Oh, my God!
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Gabi, listen to me very carefully.
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Let's just look at the facts.
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Josh bought you a food truck
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and sent you off with his brother.
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Fact or not fact?
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Fact.
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And when you left, you really liked Jake.
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Fact or not fact?
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Fact.
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Okay, so what's my point here?
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That I'm totally fact?
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I mean, it's natural for me
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to still have feelings about Josh.
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We've been in a weird yet
beautiful non-relationship
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for over a year.
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But Jake is so charming and so into me,
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and as you pointed out, Josh
did send me away with him.
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I just gotta get Josh out
of my head once and for...
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Gabi?
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Hello?
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- I'm in her head.
- Oh!
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Josh! What are you...
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what are you doing here?
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I was riding my bike back
and forth in front of your
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apartment building, and I
realized that was pathetic.
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So, I decided to come up here and
press my cheek against the door.
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And I'm glad I did, because now I know...
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I'm in her head!
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Ugh, the two of you.
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She still has feelings for you,
you still have feelings for her.
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I can't take this anymore!
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Me neither.
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That's why I'm going after her
before Jake pushes me out of her head
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with his Jakey charm.
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Yes! Go!
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Please put an end to this once and for all!
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- You're coming with me.
- Me?
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Why do I have to go with you?
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Oh.
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Wanna take Lil So-So
with you as the enforcer?
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Keep you from wimping
out like you always do?
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I need two people for the carpool lane.
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Or that. I'll go pack.
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Elliot, can you get the door?
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Sure.
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You must be so tired after your long day
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of cleaning up after no one.
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- Oh, my...
- I know.
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Your luxurious rows of
corn looked so amazing,
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I thought I'd get some too. You like?
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Uh... I don't like.
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I love!
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I should call you Orville Redenbacher
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'cause that corn is poppin'!
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You hear that, Yolanda? He loves!
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Nuh, I don't get it.
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You look like a gay alien from Predator.
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Oy, the clanking of the beads.
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I need to find some migraine medication.
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Hurry back, my Caribbean queen.
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Oh, my God, he looks horrendous.
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He doesn't have a Halle Berry
face like mine to pull it off.
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Halle Berry?
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More like Frankenberry.
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Man, I really hope this
guy knows what he's doing.
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Oh, relax, he's the number
one mechanic in Yermo.
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And the mayor.
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I've got good news and bad news.
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The bad news is your radiator is shot.
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- Whats the good news?
- I'm about to make 450 bucks.
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Uh, kind sir, would you
perchance accept payment
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in the form of Brie
and chutney quesadillas?
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I do love Brie.
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But no.
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Jake, what are we gonna do?
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You think you can just kiss me and
everything's gonna be magically better?
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Mm...
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pretty much worked my whole life.
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Jake, maybe this isn't meant to be.
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You know, maybe we should just go home.
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What are you talking about?
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This is all part of the adventure.
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I know, but it's not just about the truck.
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There's been some stuff going on
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- in my head...
- No!
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No, no. This is happening. We're doing it.
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Do you know how many people with munchies
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are gonna pass this place
on the way to Coachella?
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We'll open the truck right here
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and sell your amazing food
to pay for the repairs.
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It's going to be awesome.
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Wow.
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You know, you're really
sexy when you take charge.
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Okay, that time, it kind of worked.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Thanks for letting me drive.
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- This is so exci...
- Eyes on the road.
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All right, look, we're almost in Yermo.
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We still haven't seen them.
I mean, where are they?
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You should stop yelling, okay?
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It's not my fault that Gabi's phone is dead
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and she's with Jake and his
beautiful bee-stung lips.
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See? This is exactly my point.
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Girls can't resist him.
I've seen it my whole life.
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We gotta find them.
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- Sofia, why are we slowing down?
- I don't... I don't know.
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I'm flooring it!
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Sofia, we're out of gas!
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Why didn't you say something?
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Well, considering I don't
even have a driver's license,
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I think I'm doing pretty good.
263
00:11:47,022 --> 00:11:48,423
Okay, kids. All done.
264
00:11:48,424 --> 00:11:49,624
The truck's out back.
265
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,996
And your quesadillas were delicious.
266
00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:54,872
Mm! Who knew I loved chutney?
267
00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:57,037
Anyway, you're good to...
268
00:11:57,131 --> 00:11:58,485
make out again.
269
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,454
Can't really blame you.
270
00:12:01,729 --> 00:12:03,684
That is one good-looking young man.
271
00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:06,913
Thanks for everything, Joey.
272
00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:08,346
I love you, Jake.
273
00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:12,904
I have no idea where that came from.
274
00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:15,231
I have a wife and two lovely kids.
275
00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:16,479
You on Facebook?
276
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,552
I'm gonna go pull the truck around.
277
00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:19,753
Okay.
278
00:12:21,422 --> 00:12:23,432
Hey, Joey, how disgusting is your bathroom?
279
00:12:23,684 --> 00:12:25,749
Not gonna lie. Pretty bad.
280
00:12:30,587 --> 00:12:32,193
Oh, thank God we made it.
281
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,086
Okay, you get the gas. Sir?
282
00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:37,877
How disgusting is your bathroom?
283
00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:40,279
Not gonna lie. Pretty bad.
284
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:57,798
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
285
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,570
Josh?
286
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:30,425
Oh, no, no, no, no!
287
00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:31,749
Gabi, no!
288
00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:37,204
Oh, these fantasies have gotta stop.
289
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,416
Come on, Sofia.
290
00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:44,256
- Let's walk back.
- Ugh, my feet hurt.
291
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,458
No time to complain.
292
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,025
Look, I've been too close
too many times, all right?
293
00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:50,625
I'm not letting this chance pass me by.
294
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:54,905
Okay, well, why don't we just
find out where they are first?
295
00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:56,705
- Call Jake.
- And say what?
296
00:13:56,706 --> 00:13:58,139
"Hey, Jake, where are ya?
297
00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,573
I want to steal your girlfriend."
298
00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,585
Well, I wouldn't lead with that.
299
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:04,132
Okay, you know what? Forget it.
300
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:07,013
Do you want to call him? Call him. I
don't want anything to do with this.
301
00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:08,606
Put it on speaker.
302
00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:12,120
- Hello?
- Jake? Is that you?
303
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:14,655
I wish. That man is an Adonis.
304
00:14:16,477 --> 00:14:18,478
Um, why do you have my brother's phone?
305
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:20,840
Oh, Jake is your brother?
306
00:14:22,079 --> 00:14:24,314
Huh. I don't see it.
307
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:28,655
Here. Your brother was so busy making
out with his girlfriend, he left this.
308
00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,277
- They were here!
- They were making out?
309
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:32,533
Uh, tell me something.
310
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:35,235
Was the kiss super passionate
or was it that kind of kiss
311
00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:37,636
where you can tell the girl is
really into the guy's brother?
312
00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:40,979
I'd show you a picture,
but I cropped the girl out.
313
00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:43,517
That's it. We gotta go.
314
00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:46,168
Joey, lovely town, disgusting bathroom.
315
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,424
Tell Jake I say hi!
316
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:54,057
Oh, my God!
317
00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:56,480
I can't believe we finally
made it to Coachella!
318
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,748
Hey, ah, this is Coachella, right?
319
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,300
Yeah!
320
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:04,406
Well, we're a day late,
450 bucks in the hole,
321
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,307
we got the worst space in the festival,
322
00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:07,963
but we've made it!
323
00:15:07,964 --> 00:15:09,446
Yeah! Thanks to you!
324
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:10,665
Thanks to us!
325
00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:13,099
I'm sorry that I'm yawning.
326
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,859
Today's been really exciting
327
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,591
and I guess it's just
kinda catching up to me.
328
00:15:16,592 --> 00:15:19,003
Say no more. I'm gonna
grab the sleeping bag.
329
00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:24,477
Bag-a? Or bag-zzza?
330
00:15:26,101 --> 00:15:27,581
Thought we could share. Is that cool?
331
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,042
That's cool.
332
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:31,699
And it should be cool.
333
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,560
And I want it to be cool.
334
00:15:34,257 --> 00:15:35,531
But it's not cool yet.
335
00:15:35,573 --> 00:15:36,773
I get it.
336
00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:38,892
No, I don't.
337
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,093
Okay.
338
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,814
Do you remember when we
were leaving from the wedding
339
00:15:42,815 --> 00:15:44,736
and Josh gave us this amazing food truck
340
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,668
and he was so sweet and
he watched us drive away
341
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,950
and I started thinking maybe
I still had feelings for him?
342
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,803
Don't remember the last part.
343
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,529
Yeah, that's the new part.
344
00:15:54,259 --> 00:15:56,668
Do you still have feelings for my brother?
345
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,733
I don't know.
346
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:00,498
Ugh, what's wrong with me?
347
00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,366
Gabi, I get it.
348
00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:04,813
You and Josh have a history.
349
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,619
But...
350
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,610
you and I have a future.
351
00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:12,687
Oh, my God, that was so sexy.
352
00:16:12,688 --> 00:16:14,155
This is what's confusing me!
353
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,589
Do you know what I do when
I'm confused about something?
354
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,790
What?
355
00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:19,906
Sleep on it.
356
00:16:19,907 --> 00:16:21,740
Sexy again.
357
00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:26,536
I wanted us to have drinks together
358
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:30,005
so you two would get drunk and
finally tell each other the truth.
359
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:31,539
The truth about what?
360
00:16:31,805 --> 00:16:33,937
Your ugly-ass cornrows.
361
00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:37,110
Take it from someone who's been there.
362
00:16:37,111 --> 00:16:39,416
You will never have a
good marriage by lying.
363
00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:41,566
We would never lie!
364
00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:43,341
Oh, yeah?
365
00:16:43,342 --> 00:16:45,771
Well, Elliot, Alan hates your cornrows.
366
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,397
But I only hate them
367
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:48,930
'cause you look too handsome.
368
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:51,517
- What?
- Look, I'm not George Clooney,
369
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:54,502
and it makes me feel insecure
being married to such a hottie.
370
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,837
Oh, hell no.
371
00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:59,492
Alan, Elliot hates your cornrows too.
372
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:01,897
I'm sorry,
373
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,632
but I already feel so
insecure being married to a 10.
374
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,680
But with those cornrows...
375
00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:09,182
you're dialed up to a 12.
376
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,253
I love you.
377
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:12,510
I'll get rid of 'em tonight.
378
00:17:13,055 --> 00:17:15,706
So will I because I love you.
379
00:17:20,354 --> 00:17:22,704
Such a cute couple.
380
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:24,459
See? I can lie too.
381
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:30,329
Oh, I see the food truck, but
I still don't see Gabi or Jake.
382
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:31,924
Well, we've gotta find 'em.
383
00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:35,058
Found 'em.
384
00:17:36,444 --> 00:17:37,878
Dammit.
385
00:17:38,654 --> 00:17:40,296
I'm really sorry, Josh.
386
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,889
I finally understand why
you didn't say anything
387
00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,454
all those other times before...
388
00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:49,523
because this is the most
uncomfortable feeling ever.
389
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:52,642
Okay, let's just get out of here
390
00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,205
and never talk about this ever.
391
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,777
No.
392
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:03,437
Okay, we can talk about it a little
bit in the car, but then never again.
393
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,037
What are you doing?
394
00:18:07,038 --> 00:18:08,677
What are you doing? Where are you going?
395
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,122
Gabi.
396
00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:12,215
Gabi.
397
00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:13,797
Josh?
398
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:17,163
Oh, no, I'm having that dream again.
399
00:18:17,571 --> 00:18:18,771
Josh?
400
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,883
Uh, sorry I woke you up, but
I really need to talk to Gabi.
401
00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:24,251
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
402
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,507
Here, take my jacket.
403
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,174
Gabi, I drove all the way out
here to tell you something,
404
00:18:35,372 --> 00:18:37,192
ah, and obviously I'm too late,
405
00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:39,266
but I'm gonna say it anyway.
406
00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:43,325
From the moment you walked into my life,
407
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,278
you have brought me nothing but pain.
408
00:18:48,097 --> 00:18:49,897
This is a train wreck.
409
00:18:50,449 --> 00:18:53,335
Every day I have to look
at this beautiful, amazing,
410
00:18:53,336 --> 00:18:56,959
and funny woman that I can't be with either
because I screwed it up or I lost my nerve
411
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,647
or I didn't get to you in time
because Sofia made us run out of gas.
412
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:07,225
Gabi...
413
00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,142
I'm crazy about you.
414
00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:14,391
I always have been.
415
00:19:15,983 --> 00:19:17,235
And I always will be.
416
00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,156
Well, um...
417
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,535
Okay then. I'm gonna go. Uh...
418
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,173
you two have a great night.
419
00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,467
Enjoy Coachella. You can just give me the
jacket back when you guys get home, okay?
420
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,025
- Let's get out of here.
- Josh.
421
00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:36,712
Gabi, look, I didn't mean to ruin your...
422
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,368
You're not too late.
423
00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:46,074
- But didn't you and Jake...
- Nope!
424
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:51,727
You've always been the one.
425
00:20:00,842 --> 00:20:02,846
So, uh, how are you doing?
426
00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:06,245
You okay?
427
00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:07,778
No.
428
00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:11,557
This trip did not turn out how I expected.
429
00:20:12,071 --> 00:20:15,288
And on top of that, I
left my phone somewhere.
430
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,128
Oh, my God.
431
00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,725
Get ready to be happy.
432
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,560
Where did you find this?
433
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:23,128
At the garage in Yermo.
434
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,895
- Oh! Sofia, so awesome.
- Uh-huh!
435
00:20:26,614 --> 00:20:29,760
27 voicemails from the same number?
436
00:20:32,059 --> 00:20:34,330
Hey there, Jake. It's
me, Joey, the mechanic.
437
00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:38,810
What's shakey, Beef-Jakey?
438
00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,436
Guess what I'm not wearing, Jake?
439
00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,406
Pants.
440
00:20:45,407 --> 00:20:48,164
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