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- ♪ I am American, American ♪

- ♪ We are the largest and fiercest tour

starring drag queens in the world.

- ♪ My, my, my, my country 'tis of thee ♪

♪ These are all my friends, we are a family ♪

- Oh. - Aah!

- ♪ This is who I am and who I wanna be ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, hello.

[imitating Cher] - Hey, bitch.

- Oh, really?

- Oh, y'all say that.

- Away with you.

- Aren't you worried?

- I'm not worried. You should be.

So you're just gonna stick that fucking--

in your little machine?

Your mechanical cock in my face all day.

Why do I feel that fucking camera on me right now?

- 'Cause it's there.

- Get it-- I told you be gone.

I don't even have nails on.

- Alcoholic, smoke-oholic.

- Dick-oholic, too. What do you got, Philly?

- Oh, my God.

- [laughs]

- I'm gonna get you with my dinglehoffer.

- Throw a mic on you.

You hate cameras, don't you? - Mm-hmm.

- Why do you hate them so much?

- I'm an entertainer, not a people person.

I like to control how I'm documented.

Out of here! We're talking shit.

That's the great thing about drag

is that you're giving them

a make-believe version of yourself.

I don't really like people knowing too much about me.

- Where is somebody?

Anybody.

Who's got makeup?

Sharon Needles, can you help me?

- What do you want?

- I was in the shower in the hotel

and I smacked my head on the shower.

- At the top? - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - You can see that, right?

- That's why you're a dancer.

[all laugh]

And not a rocket scientist.

- Sharon, we've got to get this on.

- I don't have to be up there.

"Come Fly With Me's" not up there.

See? Look how blue that makes your eyes.

Or green or whatever the-- - I look beautiful.

- Whatever shit color-- - Oh, shit.

Where did that-- Thank you.

- Yeah. I didn't do a bad job.

- You did great. Thank you very much.

- Okay.

Announcer: This is the final call.

Now boarding to Werq The World.

- I'm trying to get away from heat.

[cheers and applause]

I grew up in a small town called Newton, Iowa,

which was famous for Maytag dishwashers and dryers

and methamphetamines.

I dabbled in one of them, and I don't do laundry

unless I'm on methamphetamines.

[cheers and applause]

You know, growing up in the eighties and nineties

in a small town in Iowa,

you know, I was silenced a lot,

not just silenced, but also, you know,

when innocence is brutally attacked for who they are,

we tend to create these punching bags aesthetically.

[cheers and applause]

Drag to me and the stage to me

is it's more legal than hitting people.

[laughs]

It's a great release, at least for me,

of anxiety and anger and bitterness.

We create these characters

who can do and say whatever they want,

because they're not real.

They're a funhouse reflection.

an exaggeration of the consumeristic western woman,

and that's powerful.

[cheers and applause]

- Divas and legends, Werq The World, everybody.

Violet Chachki!

[cheers and applause]

Come on. This is Latrice Royale!

[cheers and applause]

Give it up for Sharon Needles!

[cheers and applause]

And I'm your host and emcee.

My name is Shangela.

- I have no time. Seriously.

Can you pull this tight for me, sis?

That bow?

- Um...no. There's no bow.

- No? No? At the bottom or the top?

- Oh, yeah, it's hidden.

- Oh, my God.

- Gosh, if only we had a strong man--

- Hold on. I'll just find Kenny.

- No, no, no, it's fine. I'm getting there.

[gags]

You feel like a cold cut.

- It's the right knot, though, right?

- Yeah. You feel like a cold cut.

- All right. Bye.

- No. Oh, got it.

- Big hips. Not my hips.

- And you two are drag family, right?

- Yeah, in a way. - Yeah.

- In all sort of ways.

Not in the classic way, no.

'Cause we're pretty self made,

and I've been doing this shit for almost 20 years,

so I've been involved with lots of different drag houses.

- I've almost been alive for 20 years.

- Will you take that fucking pin out

and just put it back in where it fucking goes?

You'll see pink tape.

- It's out, but--

- Oh, that's fine. No one's ever going to see it.

- Oh. Well, then we're great.

- [indistinct singing]

[cheers and applause]

How the hell are you, Stockholm?

[cheers and applause]

We'll see you. Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

No fucking oxygen out there.

Cool me down, baby.

- Get you out of these.

- Fuck me.

I couldn't get breath to make a sound.

Oh!

Kenny, wait a moment.

- What's up?

- It'll just destroy it.

There's no oxygen out there. You know how it is.

When you can't breathe, you just perform harder.

And I'm like I don't want them to see me failing up here.

So I'm just like, more, more.

And they're really receptive tonight.

Oh, my gay God.

Maybe alcohol will make my heart rate a little more

on the healthier side.

- Yeah, do it. - Uh-huh.

- Y'all about to get an Oscar for this.

- [sighs]

- Who are you guys here to see?

- Sharon, of course.

- She's really cool. She have good looks.

She makes good music. I love her.

- Can you nail that down? Oh, let's go.

We're gonna leave the bags here till the bus comes.

- Oh. - Oh.

Can't believe I sleptwalked.

- Come on.

- You what?

- I have a problem.

I'm a sleepwalker.

I woke up last night in the hotel lobby.

At least this time I had clothes on.

You don't know how many times I've woken up in a hotel lobby

buck-ass naked.

I usually only sleepwalk the first day of a tour

because I think I'm home.

It's so stupid.

- Sharon, so both bags to the theater now

or is this the surplus?

- I'm sorry. I'm used to having--

What do they call it? An assistant.

Let me see here. Who's won their season?

No, no... Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'm a loner here. - I'll be your assistant.

- I'm a rebel, Dottie. I'm a rebel.

- Violet won Season 2. - Oh, yeah, Violent won.

- Oh, that's right.

I always say Season 7

is the scariest movie I've ever seen.

This is a wig. - I got that.

- It's a hat made of hair.

Pow.

- What's your pussy? - Hmm?

You're gonna crush me, big man.

- Oh. - Big man.

- What are you going to do in that, girl?

Give us a twirl.

Oh, bewitching.

- That's where I live.

- I've never seen a tarp look so sickening.

- Is that custom couture?

Little spooky?

[all laugh]

- Thanks, Sharon.

- Sharon is amazing.

She's really easy to poke fun at,

and she's a good sport about it, which I really, really enjoy.

Death.

- [laughs]

Sharon is really funny.

Very smart, very quick-witted.

- Am I pretty, mama? Am I spoopy?

What's this? This is more tulle

that I ripped off of an old costume

because I knew the costume department doesn't exist.

- [chuckles]

- Did you make me something stretchy and sparkly?

Just make sure it's foofy.

- She's knows exactly what her persona is,

and she is that persona 24/7.

- ♪ What the hell? ♪

- She's definitely like older auntie-sister-

drag mother to me.

It's really fun touring with her.

- 6, 7, and walk.

- Sharon, that's my Season 4-ever sister,

and we keep it real with each other.

- She's super polarizing as well.

- Now you take her veil off.

- Very carefully.

The veil will be attached to a crown.

- My dear, Sharon, that is a crazy motherfucking person.

She's crazy.

She says some crazy things.

- This is talent.

- She's always been good with catching nuts in her mouth.

- Oh, my God, how dare you? Oh.

- I'm a role model for children.

[all laugh]

- You're a role model for children.

I eat children. - Aah!

- They do what Botox can't.

Speaking of.

- Sharon Needles is my drag mentor mother.

Tormentor probably is a better description.

- She's the controversial but lovable satanic drag persona

known as Sharon Needles.

Can we do this, guys, 'cause I don't remember anything.

I rehearse in shoes.

- Why's your shirt on backwards? - Charlotte Russe.

- What? - Why's your shirt on backwards?

- Why's your bank account empty? Why do we ask these questions?

- My bank account's not empty. Don't say that to me.

- Why's your bank account empty? - That's great.

So let's just bring it on from the top,

and everybody comes in for the opening number,

the two lines.

Kennedy, Kim, Sharon,

Valentina, Latrice, Violet, Shangela.

So remember when we walk out, we find our partner.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Two, two. Stay behind.

Okay, everybody stop for a second.

Stay behind in a single file line, baby.

- Yeah. - So you stay behind--

- I got you.

- One, two, three, four.

Make sure you're in your spot.

Big turn, so Sharon, Look here.

Your buddy is Shangela. - Uh-huh.

- So make sure you look for her.

Make sure you're evenly spaced together.

So you're a little bit in. Look at her.

She's a little bit more out than you.

- Cool. - A little bit more in, Sharon.

More.

Like you should be like right--yeah.

So keep it like right here so it's nice and even.

- I really don't like hitting the stage not feeling 100.

It's just we had DragCon in between rehearsals.

So it's like all of that choreo just left me.

- Let's go ahead and run that opening number top to bottom.

Each number twice.

- I've already forgotten everything.

For the last six years,

I've focused more on producing records.

But when Brandon Voss asked me to do the Werq the World tour,

he said he had kind of a variety show

based on the classic lip sync styles of drag.

- Divas with an attitude. - Three, four.

- That being something I haven't done in six years.

- Sharon. - But who's in your line?

- I'll be going.

- We'll get there. I know we will.

- I know you're gonna do it.

- It's gonna be cute.

- Oh, yeah, opening night's great.

Oh, I just hope I remember all these damn dance moves.

- I get a little nervous.

They like toss you in the air.

- Yeah. - [laughs]

- You're like a little rag doll.

They say I hurt them every time.

I'm like, well, get stronger.

I know I'm not fat.

I'm a 36 year old man.

I mean, I've got big bones.

Have you seen the kids walking around the neighborhood?

Fans and such?

Oh, it's like speak of the fucking devil. Hi.

- I love a good liar.

You can lie to me any time.

- Oh.

It was me. That's probably I was because I was...

Yeah, so those are quintessential Sharon fans.

A little dark, a little damaged.

Just the way I like them.

All right. I want to be on time,

because why-- is time being pushed?

Because ain't nobody ready.

Except for who, Kenny?

Sharon Needles, because I don't do late.

All right. Let's go.

- I've known Sharon for a really long time.

We call her Drunk Uncle sometimes,

but that's like another personality she gets,

which just means she's like being loud and obnoxious.

But that's kind of what we love about her.

- Kenny!

[cell phone rings] - Sorry.

That's gonna be Sharon.

One second.

Hi, are you outside? - Yeah.

- Are you-- what door are you by?

- You look like a woman.

- [laughs] Press the--

- Are you wearing eye shadow and blush?

- A tiny bit. Not blush, but--

- And lipstick?

- No, there's no lipstick.

Press the buzzer.

This is like classic.

It was Sharon. She just arrived at the venue,

but needs help getting inside of the venue.

Even though we've texted her the information to get in,

she doesn't care.

- ♪ Kenny ♪

Hello, hello, hello, Kenny.

Hi, everyone.

[cheers and applause]

Are y'all excited?

Me neither.

- Woof.

Woof woof woof woof.

- Oh, it's so hot in here.

You came to opening night, you sadistic motherfuckers.

[laughs]

Be kind.

- Sharon voted for Trump.

- That is not true. - [laughs]

- Felons can't vote.

- [speaking gibberish] - This is the first time

I've done something without a nail in a very long time.

I feel naked.

- No, I never get nervous before a show.

Only thing I get nervous about

are the comments that go online afterwards.

[laughs]

- Like what would be a mean comment to you?

- It's always like the same thing, because to the fandom,

when they tell you something on "Drag Race,"

that's how they always remember you.

And it's really hard to like break out of that.

So like my branding was, oh, she can't walk in heels.

And now like I'm forever branded as that girl.

- That's all they see. - Yeah.

And how does it feel to be branded as a winner?

Must be nice.

- Yeah. It has it's perks.

- Yeah.

- That money's gone,

That particular chunk of money is.

Yeah, it's gone.

- What did you spend it on?

- Three records. - Oh, yeah.

- And 12 music videos.

And you know I don't go cheap on those fuckers.

- No.

You should check out her music video "Ginger Snapped."

- I never gave you my merch, by the way, but that's fine.

- Oh, that's right. We don't have your merch.

- It'll be less for me to sign today.

I'd rather just focus on choreo today.

- Meet and greets, they're a conundrum written into a riddle.

- I can't. I can't.

If she touches me, I'm gonna cry.

- She's responding to the cameras.

Star in the making, as they say.

She loves the camera. I hate that fucking machine.

But the opportunity to meet these kids

I know means so much to them

that you pull that part of you that remembers those moments

when you met the stars or the icons.

When I was a kid,

I'd break in backstage at Marilyn Manson shows.

I broke into an Amanda Lepore show,

and I almost stole her coat.

I'm so glad I didn't now.

I was that fan.

I was the extra fan. I'm still that fan.

I have a bottle of Amanda Lepore's piss in my freezer,

for Christ sakes.

- I've always been really insecure,

and they kind of like brought out

that kind of like not caring feeling in me.

So I don't know. It's meant a lot to me.

[cheers and applause]

- You can only truly understand what fame is

once you've gotten a taste of it,

and then realized that it's a lie.

Fame is something you give damaged people to feel good

so other people can make money off of you.

[sighs]

- Do you ever want to get rid of it?

- No, no.

I look at fame

similar to the way Andy Warhol looked at it:

that's it's interesting.

It's strange.

And the perks are nice.

You get free shit.

Yeah.

Before you're famous, you stand in lines.

And then you get famous, and you snort them.

- It's Halloween somewhere.

Give it up for Sharon Needles.

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

- I was nervous.

I got pent up.

I got pent up and freaked myself out.

I even whispered in one of the dancer's ears,

I do not remember the next step.

And he always tells me you're the woman, I'm the man.

Always let me lead.

And I'm like I need you to lead harder.

Like just grab me and throw me where I need to be.

I had a wig-- I had a wig malfunction,

a costume malfunction.

Let's be honest. I'll take a little responsibility myself.

I forgot a step.

I couldn't hear my monitors for that monologue,

which I'm thinking I can't keep doing a monologue

where I'm just can't hear it.

And my choreo was all pick me up,

throw me around like a fucking rag doll.

- At least it was a tiny one.

- Yes. It's like a borderline for a rape.

I always am nervous the first show,

and I always think the first show is the best show.

I think I just bit off

maybe a little bit more than I can chew.

You know.

I'm introducing myself back into lip syncing,

which is something I haven't done in six years.

Plus I'm getting over DragCon cooties,

and I had a costume malfunction.

I couldn't hear my monitors.

And I know the real reason

is that I didn't put on a fucking nail.

- [laughs] It's gotta be done.

- That skirt's gotta go.

This number needs to be tailored.

It's kind of a little sloppy from the beginning

and challenging for me,

and I don't like admitting anything is a challenge.

That's why I just don't do anything that's hard for me.

Just kind of relied on resting on my laurels.

I'm gonna give it one more show.

- That's probably going-- - With some editing.

- Yeah. - And then I'm going to say--

- Let's practice this tomorrow.

- Well, for one, you're going to have to let me sing.

It's what I do.

And I don't think the show would be so distressed

by having a little talent variety.

- A little "Black Licorice."

- Yeah.

- We'll give it a shot tomorrow.

The audience loved it, no matter what.

- Yeah, but that's not an excuse.

I could probably take a shit on stage,

and they'd probably be happy.

I just want to, you know, continue being a showstopper,

and I feel like I can only do that

if I'm doing what I do.

Let's go get a drink. Okay now.

If I didn't have a single drink this whole show,

who's been putting a major dent into this?

- Kenny. - Honestly?

- I will never perform sober again.

That was repulsive.

- Ah-ha.

- Uh-huh.

- So you like the dance?

- No, no. No. - Besides wardrobe malfunction?

- Come on, Sharon.

- In six years, I've never felt that I wasn't just 100% pussy.

And now you're just going to like,

can I play, too, guys?

Can I pretend?

Here, it's time for the box step.

Shit, bitch.

[all laugh]

What?

Now, the most important thing about tour life

is you've got to make sure that you make the fans happy

and you put on a good show.

But at the end of the day,

you've got to make sure that you're taking care of yourself.

So anything that's left in green room,

say it be a Jeeve's Beer or a bottle of Jack Daniels

or a block of basil havardie.

A very famous drag queen gave me $100.000,

but you can't take the shoplifter out of me.

And the sad thing is we're as famous as the Kardashians,

but we're paid like the shift manager of a Fry Mart.

[laughs]

They don't have Fry Mart here, do they?

- Yes, they have. - They do?

My God. - Yes.

- Can you believe Boy George from 1979

came to the show tonight?

- And we have that on tape right now.

- Oh, honey, they don't use tape anymore.

It's all digital.

Ow.

All right, I'm going to go away.

Do you want a shot of whiskey, Boy George?

- No. I'm not really into whiskey. I'm sorry.

- Oh, no? - No.

- What else did I steal? I stole a knife.

- Ooh. - Really.

- Someone made this beautiful picture of me.

- Oh. - Isn't that nice?

We're on the west side, right? - No.

- We're on the east side. You see?

[both laugh]

- I'm sorry, I have to say goodbye now.

- I have to say goodbye, too.

I'm sorry, but thank you guys for talking with me.

I talked to you guys because all I've heard was halleloo all day.

- Can I help you with something or--

- No, no, no, I've got it, Boy George.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Fans will tell you like, oh, where you going tonight?

Are you going to go out and party?

And I think they think we live in this perpetual 24 hour party,

but it's really not that.

It's city to city to city, little to no sleep,

and everything is preparing to create

the most exciting and stupidest show on earth.

- Oh, I ordered some curly fries, too, Latrice.

I got you some because I know that's how you like them.

- That is a pig ball. - Curly fries.

- Where they at? - In the bag somewhere.

- Is there ketchup?

- I walked a block until I found a McDonald's.

- I think they call barbecue like brown sauce.

- I also found a kabob place

and a grocery store where I bought cookies.

- Sam G, you're-- - Huh?

- You're religious, right? - Yeah. Yeah. Halleloo.

- Will you pray to Baby Jesus

and have him put the new episode of "Drag Race" on this?

We surprisingly all really get along

for how different we are, you know,

from different backgrounds and ages

and just needs, you know.

Like, I don't need a lot.

Valentina, she needs a lot.

But we enjoy each other's company.

We have a tour rule, and it's called "The Demon."

And that is there can be a demon on any given day,

but only one person can be possessed at a time.

Only one person can lose their shit at one time.

♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

- Thank you.

- ♪ Black licorice ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

Yeah!

- Her sound's off.

Like, there's reverb or--

- Yeah, you're gonna want to get her

when she come's off stage.

- Yeah. You're going to want to get that.

She's gonna be pissed. She's gonna be real mad.

- ♪ Sanitized by design, peroxide ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ Oh, so sweet, but not for the weak ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Oslo's my favorite fucking city in the world.

[cheers and applause]

Clean energy, discreet pain,

and six months of blackness.

That's my kind of city.

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

What was with that sound?

Crazy. - I have no idea.

- Why do I do sound checks?

- ♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to, to the moon... ♪

- And then that wasn't even reverb.

That was delay and echo to the like--

- It was crazy.

- I couldn't even hear my--

I was only hearing my own voice bounce to me.

Show me the sound guy

so I can fucking kick him in the fucking dick.

God.

Drag's a fucking easy job.

I bet being a fucking venue sound guy

is even fucking easier.

Sound check went fucking flawlessly.

- Yeah.

- So why would levels change?

- I'll ask once we're done doing this.

- Don't ask them. Who fucking cares?

Catch me outside. How 'bout it?

- Sounded good.

- Did you hear me echo in there?

- Yeah. - Blah, blah, blah.

So it just was bouncing back and forth.

And the fucking mics weren't even on.

- You were like black lico, black lico,

black licorice, licorice, licorice.

Black, black, lick, lick, licorice.

- Black, black, black, lico black.

- Licorice, licorice.

- Black, black.

That's all I heard in my ear, too,

because my monitor's bouncing it off the wall.

- Oh, we were down here like, oh, we're gonna hear about this.

And sure enough.

Black, black, black, black licorice.

- If a fucking drunk clown takes their fucking job seriously,

you think a fucking sound dude can set his boards.

When you do a sound check, they're setting the boards.

You don't even have to touch anything.

It's ready to go.

Push play, bitch.

- Hey, hey. - Shit.

- Oh, so that's why y'all are black liquor, black liquor,

black, black, black liquor.

- It was bouncing into the audience through my mic

into the monitor, so it was just--

- It was recycling. - It was like a snowball.

- Black la-la-la.

- I thought sound was at the back of the house.

So I'm...

Or at least I wanted the fucking audience to know this ain't me.

I didn't do it.

And I do. This is my favorite city,

so I like to deliver a really good show,

and that fucking little fucker of a--

- Happened halfway through. Halfway through he got it right,

but then I just wanted to-- I couldn't call him.

He's being a fucking retard.

- Well, I walked by. I walked by and I said,

whoever the fucking sound guy

has a new fucking nickname: Fired.

And I made sure to look at him.

That being said, I really want these chairs.

- IKEA.

- Are these IKEA? - Probably.

- If they're IKEA, I have to--

Wait, I don't have any room for chairs.

Where am I going to put chairs?

- What are things you hate talking about in interviews?

- What do I hate talking about in interviews?

Myself. I'm so boring.

Oh, my God.

Not that God is real,

but this hot circle of garbage most certainly is.

I'm a 36-year-old man

who runs around the world singing satanic pop songs.

But when I'm not doing that, I like scrubbing toilets,

making soup, and watching "Jeopardy!"

I've never missed an episode of "Jeopardy!"

in the last four years.

- Shut up.

- If I'm on tour, my DVR saves them up.

He's no--he's no missus,

but love to teach children about love and compassion.

Come to his neighborhood anytime.

- Who was Mr. Rogers? - Correct.

See, you gotta-- the question is in the answer.

Call me Alexis Trebek.

- Who's that? - [laughs]

It's the female version of Alex Trebek, who's the host--

who's been the host of "Jeopardy!"

for the last 35 years. - That's hot.

- And he's a zaddy. - Is he married?

- I don't know, but he's a total zaddy.

But he's Canadian. Blech.

- [laughs]

- I ain't jumping off no stage.

- Your penis is like a robot from outer space.

- Bitch, teleport me to Mars.

- Oh.

- Ahh.

- Hi, everyone.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Thank you for waiting.

- Who are you looking forward to meeting?

- Sharon. Definitely.

- I think I got lash glue in my eye.

Mwah. Mwah. I'm always fucking something up.

- Me, too. - Hi, Sweetpea.

Mwah. Mwah. - Long time, no see.

- Thank you so much.

You look amazing. Start drinking.

- Alaska? Is that you?

Yes. - Oh, my gosh, my gosh.

- Oh. [fake sobs]

- I have a present for you. - Oh, thank you.

- Because you have a song called "Black Licorice."

- Yes.

- So this is salted black licorice.

- Thank you.

- So if black licorice made you write a song,

this is going to make you write another album.

- I love it. I love it.

And I'll sing it tonight just for you.

I will. I'll sing it for you.

- It's my favorite song.

- If you fuck with my sound tonight,

I swear to God you better get on there

and you say you fucked with Sharon on the last show.

She will never return.

- Shangela just told me what happened.

The venue sound guy fucked up,

and so I told him what the fuck happened.

- Well. - I put it back together.

- I'm not the venue's sound guy. - No, I know.

- I'm the clown that's expected to do this shit every night,

and it's really disheartening to say goodbye to a tour

if that fucking mic isn't right.

I'm not screaming at you.

- I know. - I can't even be mad

because I look so goddamn fucking pretty right now.

I should have been a goth girl a long time ago.

This is beautiful.

Why did I ever walk away from being a spoopy bitch?

- Hey.

- I think it's really good.

- God, I look good.

- How beautiful?

Will you marry me, Sharon?

- Last one. Everyone be way too much tonight.

Be a gay character of yourself.

Last show. These shows are the funnest,

because even the shows over the top,

but now it's like you're making fun

of what you're already making fun of.

[cheers and applause]

[organ music]

- The physical mask that we apply

is actually kind of also a philosophical one

of, you know, masking a little bit of your damages,

and kind of elevating

the things that you don't feel comfortable sharing.

I'm just a regular white farm boy

from the cornfields of Iowa.

I don't go too much into it.

Everyone has their goddamn story.

Mine is no special, any more special,

and a lot of fans, they tell me

thank you for sharing your story of being bullied

on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

but all 100 and how many

who have walked through that pink werq room

is damaged goods.

And some people even said, you know,

thank you for showing that drag can be freaky.

We're all freaks. We're all men dressed as women,

which, you know, is the funniest joke of them all.

Because no woman looks like us.

And if they did, they would look insane.

[cheers and applause]

♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪

[cheers and applause]

Happy Halloween.

Hail satan and Hail-sinki.

Thank you, everyone.

[cheers and applause]

I'm so good. My God.

- I like that one. And Hail-sinki.

- And Hail-sinki.

- [laughs]

- Well, I knew it was the last one.

You give them a little thrill.

- Let's get you-- - Aah.

Oh, girl.

I didn't go to college. I don't have any skills.

I can't do anything else.

- That was a skill out there.

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's good to feel proud of yourself sometimes.

- It is. It really is.

Go get 'em, gal.

- Philly, I had so much fun.

No one got hurt, right?

- No, you were great, girl.

- No one got punched? - It was fun.

- It's 'cause I knew it was the last--

I knew it was last one,

so you always give way too much theater.

But now, now I'm like, all right,

now the tour can start.

- Now that you finally--

- I feel that way at the end of every ensemble show.

I'm like, oh, now we can do it.

The human condition only has one thing in common,

and that's we're all going to die.

We're all floating on this little speck of dust

in the universe, so why take shit too seriously?

♪ Black licorice ♪

Now it's time for a stiff drink.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

- Do you believe in God?

- I am God.

- You are God. - You are God.

[all laugh]

- ♪ Black licorice ♪

♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪

♪ Black licorice ♪