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- ⪠I am American, American âª
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- ⪠We are the largest
and fiercest tour
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starring drag queens
in the world.
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- ⪠My, my, my,
my country 'tis of thee âª
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⪠These are all my friends,
we are a family âª
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- Oh.
- Aah!
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- ⪠This is who I am
and who I wanna be âª
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[cheers and applause]
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- Oh, hello.
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[imitating Cher]
- Hey, bitch.
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- Oh, really?
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- Oh, y'all say that.
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- Away with you.
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- Aren't you worried?
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- I'm not worried.
You should be.
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So you're just gonna
stick that fucking--
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in your little machine?
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Your mechanical cock
in my face all day.
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Why do I feel that fucking
camera on me right now?
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- 'Cause it's there.
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- Get it--
I told you be gone.
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I don't even have nails on.
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- Alcoholic, smoke-oholic.
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- Dick-oholic, too.
What do you got, Philly?
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- Oh, my God.
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- [laughs]
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- I'm gonna get you
with my dinglehoffer.
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- Throw a mic on you.
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You hate cameras, don't you?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Why do you hate them so much?
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- I'm an entertainer,
not a people person.
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I like to control
how I'm documented.
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Out of here!
We're talking shit.
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That's the great thing
about drag
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is that you're giving them
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a make-believe version
of yourself.
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I don't really like people
knowing too much about me.
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- Where is somebody?
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Anybody.
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Who's got makeup?
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Sharon Needles,
can you help me?
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- What do you want?
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- I was in the shower
in the hotel
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and I smacked my head
on the shower.
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- At the top?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- You can see that, right?
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- That's why you're a dancer.
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[all laugh]
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And not a rocket scientist.
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- Sharon, we've got
to get this on.
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- I don't have to be up there.
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"Come Fly With Me's"
not up there.
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See? Look how blue
that makes your eyes.
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Or green or whatever the--
- I look beautiful.
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- Whatever shit color--
- Oh, shit.
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Where did that--
Thank you.
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- Yeah. I didn't do a bad job.
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- You did great.
Thank you very much.
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- Okay.
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Announcer:
This is the final call.
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Now boarding
to Werq The World.
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- I'm trying
to get away from heat.
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[cheers and applause]
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I grew up in a small town
called Newton, Iowa,
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which was famous for Maytag
dishwashers and dryers
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and methamphetamines.
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I dabbled in one of them,
and I don't do laundry
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unless I'm on methamphetamines.
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[cheers and applause]
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You know, growing up
in the eighties and nineties
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in a small town in Iowa,
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you know, I was silenced a lot,
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not just silenced,
but also, you know,
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when innocence is brutally
attacked for who they are,
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we tend to create these
punching bags aesthetically.
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[cheers and applause]
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Drag to me and the stage to me
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is it's more legal
than hitting people.
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[laughs]
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It's a great release,
at least for me,
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of anxiety and anger
and bitterness.
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We create these characters
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who can do and say
whatever they want,
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because they're not real.
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They're a funhouse reflection.
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an exaggeration of the
consumeristic western woman,
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and that's powerful.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Divas and legends,
Werq The World, everybody.
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Violet Chachki!
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[cheers and applause]
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Come on.
This is Latrice Royale!
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[cheers and applause]
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Give it up for Sharon Needles!
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[cheers and applause]
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And I'm your host and emcee.
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My name is Shangela.
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- I have no time.
Seriously.
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Can you pull this tight
for me, sis?
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That bow?
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- Um...no.
There's no bow.
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- No? No? At the bottom
or the top?
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- Oh, yeah, it's hidden.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Gosh, if only
we had a strong man--
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- Hold on.
I'll just find Kenny.
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- No, no, no, it's fine.
I'm getting there.
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[gags]
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You feel like a cold cut.
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- It's the right knot,
though, right?
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- Yeah. You feel like
a cold cut.
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- All right. Bye.
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- No. Oh, got it.
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- Big hips.
Not my hips.
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- And you two
are drag family, right?
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- Yeah, in a way.
- Yeah.
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- In all sort of ways.
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Not in the classic way, no.
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'Cause we're pretty self made,
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and I've been doing this shit
for almost 20 years,
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so I've been involved with
lots of different drag houses.
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- I've almost been alive
for 20 years.
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- Will you take
that fucking pin out
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and just put it back in
where it fucking goes?
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You'll see pink tape.
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- It's out, but--
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- Oh, that's fine.
No one's ever going to see it.
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- Oh. Well, then we're great.
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- [indistinct singing]
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[cheers and applause]
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How the hell are you,
Stockholm?
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[cheers and applause]
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We'll see you.
Thank you.
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[cheers and applause]
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No fucking oxygen out there.
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Cool me down, baby.
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- Get you out of these.
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- Fuck me.
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I couldn't get breath
to make a sound.
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Oh!
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Kenny, wait a moment.
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- What's up?
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- It'll just destroy it.
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There's no oxygen out there.
You know how it is.
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When you can't breathe,
you just perform harder.
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And I'm like I don't want them
to see me failing up here.
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So I'm just like, more, more.
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And they're
really receptive tonight.
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Oh, my gay God.
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Maybe alcohol will make
my heart rate a little more
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on the healthier side.
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- Yeah, do it.
- Uh-huh.
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- Y'all about to get
an Oscar for this.
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- [sighs]
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- Who are you guys
here to see?
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- Sharon, of course.
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- She's really cool.
She have good looks.
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She makes good music.
I love her.
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- Can you nail that down?
Oh, let's go.
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We're gonna leave the bags here
till the bus comes.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Can't believe I sleptwalked.
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- Come on.
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- You what?
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- I have a problem.
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I'm a sleepwalker.
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I woke up last night
in the hotel lobby.
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At least this time
I had clothes on.
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You don't know how many times
I've woken up in a hotel lobby
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buck-ass naked.
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I usually only sleepwalk
the first day of a tour
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because I think I'm home.
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It's so stupid.
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- Sharon, so both bags
to the theater now
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or is this the surplus?
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- I'm sorry.
I'm used to having--
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What do they call it?
An assistant.
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Let me see here.
Who's won their season?
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No, no...
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I'm a loner here.
- I'll be your assistant.
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- I'm a rebel, Dottie.
I'm a rebel.
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- Violet won Season 2.
- Oh, yeah, Violent won.
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- Oh, that's right.
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I always say Season 7
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is the scariest movie
I've ever seen.
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This is a wig.
- I got that.
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- It's a hat made of hair.
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Pow.
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- What's your pussy?
- Hmm?
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You're gonna crush me,
big man.
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- Oh.
- Big man.
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- What are you going
to do in that, girl?
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Give us a twirl.
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Oh, bewitching.
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- That's where I live.
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- I've never seen a tarp
look so sickening.
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- Is that custom couture?
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Little spooky?
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[all laugh]
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- Thanks, Sharon.
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- Sharon is amazing.
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She's really easy
to poke fun at,
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and she's a good sport about it,
which I really, really enjoy.
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Death.
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- [laughs]
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Sharon is really funny.
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Very smart, very quick-witted.
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- Am I pretty, mama?
Am I spoopy?
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What's this?
This is more tulle
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that I ripped off
of an old costume
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because I knew the costume
department doesn't exist.
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- [chuckles]
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- Did you make me something
stretchy and sparkly?
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Just make sure it's foofy.
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- She's knows exactly
what her persona is,
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and she is that persona 24/7.
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- ⪠What the hell? âª
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- She's definitely like
older auntie-sister-
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drag mother to me.
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It's really fun
touring with her.
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- 6, 7, and walk.
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- Sharon, that's my
Season 4-ever sister,
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and we keep it real
with each other.
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- She's super polarizing
as well.
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- Now you take her veil off.
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- Very carefully.
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The veil will be attached
to a crown.
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- My dear, Sharon, that is
a crazy motherfucking person.
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She's crazy.
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She says some crazy things.
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- This is talent.
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- She's always been good with
catching nuts in her mouth.
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- Oh, my God,
how dare you? Oh.
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- I'm a role model for children.
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[all laugh]
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- You're a role model
for children.
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I eat children.
- Aah!
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- They do what Botox can't.
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Speaking of.
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- Sharon Needles
is my drag mentor mother.
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Tormentor probably
is a better description.
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- She's the controversial
but lovable satanic drag persona
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known as Sharon Needles.
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Can we do this, guys, 'cause
I don't remember anything.
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I rehearse in shoes.
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- Why's your shirt on backwards?
- Charlotte Russe.
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- What?
- Why's your shirt on backwards?
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- Why's your bank account empty?
Why do we ask these questions?
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- My bank account's not empty.
Don't say that to me.
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- Why's your bank account empty?
- That's great.
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So let's just
bring it on from the top,
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and everybody comes in
for the opening number,
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the two lines.
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Kennedy, Kim, Sharon,
255
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:22,265
Valentina, Latrice,
Violet, Shangela.
256
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,225
So remember when we walk out,
we find our partner.
257
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,603
Five, six, seven, eight.
258
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,479
Two, two. Stay behind.
259
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,898
Okay, everybody stop
for a second.
260
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,566
Stay behind
in a single file line, baby.
261
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,901
- Yeah.
- So you stay behind--
262
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,652
- I got you.
263
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,280
- One, two, three, four.
264
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,656
Make sure you're in your spot.
265
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,366
Big turn,
so Sharon, Look here.
266
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,076
Your buddy is Shangela.
- Uh-huh.
267
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,620
- So make sure you look for her.
268
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,246
Make sure you're
evenly spaced together.
269
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,998
So you're a little bit in.
Look at her.
270
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,583
She's a little bit
more out than you.
271
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,669
- Cool.
- A little bit more in, Sharon.
272
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,921
More.
273
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,881
Like you should be
like right--yeah.
274
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,925
So keep it like right here
so it's nice and even.
275
00:11:56,925 --> 00:12:00,637
- I really don't like hitting
the stage not feeling 100.
276
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,765
It's just we had DragCon
in between rehearsals.
277
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:08,519
So it's like
all of that choreo just left me.
278
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,898
- Let's go ahead and run that
opening number top to bottom.
279
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,942
Each number twice.
280
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,944
- I've already forgotten
everything.
281
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,278
For the last six years,
282
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,530
I've focused more
on producing records.
283
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,450
But when Brandon Voss asked me
to do the Werq the World tour,
284
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,620
he said he had
kind of a variety show
285
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:29,082
based on the classic
lip sync styles of drag.
286
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,125
- Divas with an attitude.
- Three, four.
287
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,877
- That being something
I haven't done in six years.
288
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,254
- Sharon.
- But who's in your line?
289
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,547
- I'll be going.
290
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,550
- We'll get there.
I know we will.
291
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,843
- I know you're gonna do it.
292
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,136
- It's gonna be cute.
293
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,930
- Oh, yeah,
opening night's great.
294
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,642
Oh, I just hope I remember
all these damn dance moves.
295
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,937
- I get a little nervous.
296
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,772
They like toss you in the air.
297
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,524
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
298
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,025
- You're like a little rag doll.
299
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,610
They say I hurt them every time.
300
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,197
I'm like, well, get stronger.
301
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,366
I know I'm not fat.
302
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,161
I'm a 36 year old man.
303
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,789
I mean, I've got big bones.
304
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,583
Have you seen the kids
walking around the neighborhood?
305
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,293
Fans and such?
306
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,588
Oh, it's like speak
of the fucking devil. Hi.
307
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,760
- I love a good liar.
308
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,638
You can lie to me any time.
309
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,186
- Oh.
310
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,313
It was me. That's
probably I was because I was...
311
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,067
Yeah, so those are
quintessential Sharon fans.
312
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,987
A little dark, a little damaged.
313
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,032
Just the way I like them.
314
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,744
All right.
I want to be on time,
315
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:52,081
because why--
is time being pushed?
316
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,333
Because ain't nobody ready.
317
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,461
Except for who, Kenny?
318
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,255
Sharon Needles,
because I don't do late.
319
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,257
All right. Let's go.
320
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092
- I've known Sharon
for a really long time.
321
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,178
We call her
Drunk Uncle sometimes,
322
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,306
but that's like
another personality she gets,
323
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,600
which just means she's like
being loud and obnoxious.
324
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,727
But that's kind of
what we love about her.
325
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,855
- Kenny!
326
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,565
[cell phone rings]
- Sorry.
327
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,317
That's gonna be Sharon.
328
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,651
One second.
329
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,361
Hi, are you outside?
- Yeah.
330
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,363
- Are you--
what door are you by?
331
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,615
- You look like a woman.
332
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,450
- [laughs]
Press the--
333
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,285
- Are you wearing eye shadow
and blush?
334
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,995
- A tiny bit.
Not blush, but--
335
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,163
- And lipstick?
336
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,790
- No, there's no lipstick.
337
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,793
Press the buzzer.
338
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,753
This is like classic.
339
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,714
It was Sharon.
She just arrived at the venue,
340
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,758
but needs help
getting inside of the venue.
341
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,511
Even though we've texted her
the information to get in,
342
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,805
she doesn't care.
343
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,723
- ⪠Kenny âª
344
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,643
Hello, hello, hello, Kenny.
345
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,603
Hi, everyone.
346
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,813
[cheers and applause]
347
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,606
Are y'all excited?
348
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,567
Me neither.
349
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,986
- Woof.
350
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,571
Woof woof woof woof.
351
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,826
- Oh, it's so hot in here.
352
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,829
You came to opening night,
you sadistic motherfuckers.
353
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,288
[laughs]
354
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,915
Be kind.
355
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,962
- Sharon voted for Trump.
356
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,506
- That is not true.
- [laughs]
357
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,342
- Felons can't vote.
358
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,636
- [speaking gibberish]
- This is the first time
359
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,679
I've done something without
a nail in a very long time.
360
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,847
I feel naked.
361
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,725
- No, I never get nervous
before a show.
362
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,185
Only thing I get nervous about
363
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,812
are the comments
that go online afterwards.
364
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,564
[laughs]
365
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,899
- Like what would be
a mean comment to you?
366
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,902
- It's always like the same
thing, because to the fandom,
367
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,113
when they tell you something
on "Drag Race,"
368
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,739
that's how
they always remember you.
369
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,324
And it's really hard
to like break out of that.
370
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,786
So like my branding was,
oh, she can't walk in heels.
371
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,788
And now like I'm forever
branded as that girl.
372
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,623
- That's all they see.
- Yeah.
373
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,251
And how does it feel
to be branded as a winner?
374
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,961
Must be nice.
375
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,213
- Yeah. It has it's perks.
376
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,673
- Yeah.
377
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,427
- That money's gone,
378
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,389
That particular
chunk of money is.
379
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,807
Yeah, it's gone.
380
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,933
- What did you spend it on?
381
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,144
- Three records.
- Oh, yeah.
382
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,980
- And 12 music videos.
383
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,107
And you know I don't go cheap
on those fuckers.
384
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,775
- No.
385
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,945
You should check out her
music video "Ginger Snapped."
386
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,825
- I never gave you my merch,
by the way, but that's fine.
387
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368
- Oh, that's right.
We don't have your merch.
388
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,370
- It'll be less
for me to sign today.
389
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123
I'd rather just focus
on choreo today.
390
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,127
- Meet and greets, they're a
conundrum written into a riddle.
391
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,462
- I can't. I can't.
392
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,923
If she touches me,
I'm gonna cry.
393
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,341
- She's responding
to the cameras.
394
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,426
Star in the making,
as they say.
395
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,971
She loves the camera.
I hate that fucking machine.
396
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,141
But the opportunity
to meet these kids
397
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,935
I know means so much to them
398
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:04,023
that you pull that part of you
that remembers those moments
399
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,525
when you met the stars
or the icons.
400
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,985
When I was a kid,
401
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,362
I'd break in backstage
at Marilyn Manson shows.
402
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,821
I broke into
an Amanda Lepore show,
403
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,990
and I almost stole her coat.
404
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,492
I'm so glad I didn't now.
405
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,410
I was that fan.
406
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,079
I was the extra fan.
I'm still that fan.
407
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,623
I have a bottle of Amanda
Lepore's piss in my freezer,
408
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,832
for Christ sakes.
409
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,334
- I've always been
really insecure,
410
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,002
and they kind of like
brought out
411
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,088
that kind of like
not caring feeling in me.
412
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,340
So I don't know.
It's meant a lot to me.
413
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,009
[cheers and applause]
414
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,720
- You can only truly understand
what fame is
415
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,097
once you've gotten
a taste of it,
416
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,890
and then realized
that it's a lie.
417
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,018
Fame is something you give
damaged people to feel good
418
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,895
so other people
can make money off of you.
419
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,231
[sighs]
420
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,149
- Do you ever want
to get rid of it?
421
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,901
- No, no.
422
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,403
I look at fame
423
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,155
similar to the way
Andy Warhol looked at it:
424
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,157
that's it's interesting.
425
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,034
It's strange.
426
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,036
And the perks are nice.
427
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,871
You get free shit.
428
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,373
Yeah.
429
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,417
Before you're famous,
you stand in lines.
430
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,711
And then you get famous,
and you snort them.
431
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,963
- It's Halloween somewhere.
432
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,464
Give it up for Sharon Needles.
433
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,759
[cheers and applause]
434
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,188
[cheers and applause]
435
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,754
- I was nervous.
436
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,797
I got pent up.
437
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,051
I got pent up
and freaked myself out.
438
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,802
I even whispered
in one of the dancer's ears,
439
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,723
I do not remember the next step.
440
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:04,769
And he always tells me
you're the woman, I'm the man.
441
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,228
Always let me lead.
442
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,230
And I'm like
I need you to lead harder.
443
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,901
Like just grab me
and throw me where I need to be.
444
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,782
I had a wig--
I had a wig malfunction,
445
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,617
a costume malfunction.
446
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,243
Let's be honest. I'll take
a little responsibility myself.
447
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,912
I forgot a step.
448
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,664
I couldn't hear my monitors
for that monologue,
449
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,542
which I'm thinking
I can't keep doing a monologue
450
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,378
where I'm just can't hear it.
451
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,130
And my choreo
was all pick me up,
452
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,549
throw me around
like a fucking rag doll.
453
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,385
- At least it was a tiny one.
454
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:42,682
- Yes. It's like
a borderline for a rape.
455
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,520
I always am nervous
the first show,
456
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,188
and I always think
the first show is the best show.
457
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,815
I think I just bit off
458
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,150
maybe a little bit more
than I can chew.
459
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,152
You know.
460
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,072
I'm introducing myself
back into lip syncing,
461
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,658
which is something
I haven't done in six years.
462
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,411
Plus I'm getting over
DragCon cooties,
463
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,205
and I had a costume malfunction.
464
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,832
I couldn't hear my monitors.
465
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,333
And I know the real reason
466
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,377
is that I didn't put on
a fucking nail.
467
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,589
- [laughs]
It's gotta be done.
468
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,842
- That skirt's gotta go.
469
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677
This number
needs to be tailored.
470
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:23,472
It's kind of a little sloppy
from the beginning
471
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,350
and challenging for me,
472
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,352
and I don't like admitting
anything is a challenge.
473
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,606
That's why I just don't do
anything that's hard for me.
474
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:37,236
Just kind of relied on
resting on my laurels.
475
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:41,031
I'm gonna give it one more show.
476
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,117
- That's probably going--
- With some editing.
477
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,077
- Yeah.
- And then I'm going to say--
478
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,954
- Let's practice this
tomorrow.
479
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,038
- Well, for one, you're going
to have to let me sing.
480
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,707
It's what I do.
481
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,042
And I don't think the show
would be so distressed
482
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,504
by having
a little talent variety.
483
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,839
- A little "Black Licorice."
484
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,257
- Yeah.
485
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,717
- We'll give it a shot tomorrow.
486
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,968
The audience loved it,
no matter what.
487
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,344
- Yeah, but that's
not an excuse.
488
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,013
I could probably
take a shit on stage,
489
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,681
and they'd probably be happy.
490
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,934
I just want to, you know,
continue being a showstopper,
491
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,102
and I feel like
I can only do that
492
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,856
if I'm doing what I do.
493
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,192
Let's go get a drink.
Okay now.
494
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,819
If I didn't have a single drink
this whole show,
495
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,363
who's been putting
a major dent into this?
496
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,740
- Kenny.
- Honestly?
497
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,700
- I will never perform
sober again.
498
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,701
That was repulsive.
499
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,786
- Ah-ha.
500
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,997
- Uh-huh.
501
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,540
- So you like the dance?
502
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,460
- No, no. No.
- Besides wardrobe malfunction?
503
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,337
- Come on, Sharon.
504
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:40,799
- In six years, I've never felt
that I wasn't just 100% pussy.
505
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,510
And now
you're just going to like,
506
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,136
can I play, too, guys?
507
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,847
Can I pretend?
508
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,266
Here, it's time
for the box step.
509
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,601
Shit, bitch.
510
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,186
[all laugh]
511
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,395
What?
512
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,651
Now, the most important thing
about tour life
513
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,195
is you've got to make sure
that you make the fans happy
514
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,655
and you put on a good show.
515
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,490
But at the end of the day,
516
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,825
you've got to make sure that
you're taking care of yourself.
517
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,619
So anything
that's left in green room,
518
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:12,873
say it be a Jeeve's Beer
or a bottle of Jack Daniels
519
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,960
or a block of basil havardie.
520
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,963
A very famous drag queen
gave me $100.000,
521
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,257
but you can't take
the shoplifter out of me.
522
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,260
And the sad thing is we're
as famous as the Kardashians,
523
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,429
but we're paid like the shift
manager of a Fry Mart.
524
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,806
[laughs]
525
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,057
They don't have Fry Mart
here, do they?
526
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,892
- Yes, they have.
- They do?
527
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,185
My God.
- Yes.
528
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,105
- Can you believe Boy George
from 1979
529
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,731
came to the show tonight?
530
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,234
- And we have that on tape
right now.
531
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,069
- Oh, honey,
they don't use tape anymore.
532
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,779
It's all digital.
533
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,781
Ow.
534
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,616
All right,
I'm going to go away.
535
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,285
Do you want a shot
of whiskey, Boy George?
536
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,911
- No. I'm not really
into whiskey. I'm sorry.
537
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,371
- Oh, no?
- No.
538
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,456
- What else did I steal?
I stole a knife.
539
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,958
- Ooh.
- Really.
540
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,251
- Someone made
this beautiful picture of me.
541
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,753
- Oh.
- Isn't that nice?
542
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,673
We're on the west side, right?
- No.
543
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,509
- We're on the east side.
You see?
544
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,679
[both laugh]
545
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,847
- I'm sorry,
I have to say goodbye now.
546
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,515
- I have to say goodbye, too.
547
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,350
I'm sorry, but thank you guys
for talking with me.
548
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,438
I talked to you guys because all
I've heard was halleloo all day.
549
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,814
- Can I help you
with something or--
550
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,441
- No, no, no, I've got it,
Boy George.
551
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,694
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
552
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,571
- Fans will tell you like,
oh, where you going tonight?
553
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,364
Are you going to go out
and party?
554
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,243
And I think they think we live
in this perpetual 24 hour party,
555
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245
but it's really not that.
556
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,124
It's city to city to city,
little to no sleep,
557
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:41,920
and everything
is preparing to create
558
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,340
the most exciting
and stupidest show on earth.
559
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,508
- Oh, I ordered some
curly fries, too, Latrice.
560
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,926
I got you some because
I know that's how you like them.
561
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,470
- That is a pig ball.
- Curly fries.
562
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,889
- Where they at?
- In the bag somewhere.
563
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,058
- Is there ketchup?
564
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,268
- I walked a block
until I found a McDonald's.
565
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,394
- I think they call barbecue
like brown sauce.
566
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,979
- I also found a kabob place
567
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,023
and a grocery store
where I bought cookies.
568
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,775
- Sam G, you're--
- Huh?
569
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,860
- You're religious, right?
- Yeah. Yeah. Halleloo.
570
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,612
- Will you pray to Baby Jesus
571
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,365
and have him put the new episode
of "Drag Race" on this?
572
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,575
We surprisingly
all really get along
573
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,119
for how different we are,
you know,
574
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,580
from different backgrounds
and ages
575
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,499
and just needs, you know.
576
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,918
Like, I don't need a lot.
577
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,003
Valentina, she needs a lot.
578
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,880
But we enjoy
each other's company.
579
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,091
We have a tour rule,
and it's called "The Demon."
580
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,260
And that is there can be a demon
on any given day,
581
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,889
but only one person
can be possessed at a time.
582
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,768
Only one person can lose
their shit at one time.
583
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,365
⪠Black licorice âª
584
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:58,580
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
585
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,000
⪠Black licorice âª
586
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,629
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
587
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,595
- Thank you.
588
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,350
- ⪠Black licorice âª
589
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,062
[cheers and applause]
590
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,524
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
591
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,445
⪠Black licorice âª
592
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,906
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
593
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,702
Yeah!
594
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,537
- Her sound's off.
595
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,539
Like, there's reverb or--
596
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,790
- Yeah, you're gonna
want to get her
597
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,292
when she come's off stage.
598
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,752
- Yeah. You're going
to want to get that.
599
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,337
She's gonna be pissed.
She's gonna be real mad.
600
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:52,342
- ⪠Sanitized by design,
peroxide âª
601
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:55,053
⪠Black licorice âª
602
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,889
[cheers and applause]
603
00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:01,518
⪠Oh, so sweet,
but not for the weak âª
604
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,773
⪠Black licorice âª
605
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,401
[cheers and applause]
606
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,197
- Oslo's my favorite
fucking city in the world.
607
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,656
[cheers and applause]
608
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,409
Clean energy,
discreet pain,
609
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,952
and six months of blackness.
610
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,537
That's my kind of city.
611
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,331
[cheers and applause]
612
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,540
Thank you.
613
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,376
[cheers and applause]
614
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,129
What was with that sound?
615
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:32,090
Crazy.
- I have no idea.
616
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,468
- Why do I do sound checks?
617
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:42,184
- ⪠To, to, to, to,
to, to, to, to the moon... âª
618
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,936
- And then that
wasn't even reverb.
619
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,355
That was delay and echo
to the like--
620
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,106
- It was crazy.
621
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,691
- I couldn't even hear my--
622
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,109
I was only hearing
my own voice bounce to me.
623
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,569
Show me the sound guy
624
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,530
so I can fucking kick him
in the fucking dick.
625
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,451
God.
626
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,578
Drag's a fucking easy job.
627
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,540
I bet being
a fucking venue sound guy
628
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,042
is even fucking easier.
629
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,380
Sound check
went fucking flawlessly.
630
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,548
- Yeah.
631
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,299
- So why would levels change?
632
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,009
- I'll ask
once we're done doing this.
633
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,302
- Don't ask them.
Who fucking cares?
634
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,346
Catch me outside.
How 'bout it?
635
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,016
- Sounded good.
636
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,643
- Did you hear me echo in there?
637
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,396
- Yeah.
- Blah, blah, blah.
638
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,898
So it just was bouncing
back and forth.
639
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,442
And the fucking mics
weren't even on.
640
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,529
- You were like black lico,
black lico,
641
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:40,075
black licorice,
licorice, licorice.
642
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,245
Black, black,
lick, lick, licorice.
643
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,163
- Black, black, black,
lico black.
644
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,124
- Licorice, licorice.
645
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,417
- Black, black.
646
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,627
That's all I heard
in my ear, too,
647
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,754
because my monitor's
bouncing it off the wall.
648
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,090
- Oh, we were down here like,
oh, we're gonna hear about this.
649
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,592
And sure enough.
650
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,511
Black, black, black,
black licorice.
651
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,931
- If a fucking drunk clown takes
their fucking job seriously,
652
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,559
you think a fucking sound dude
can set his boards.
653
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,477
When you do a sound check,
they're setting the boards.
654
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,604
You don't even have
to touch anything.
655
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,689
It's ready to go.
656
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,774
Push play, bitch.
657
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,610
- Hey, hey.
- Shit.
658
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:19,197
- Oh, so that's why y'all
are black liquor, black liquor,
659
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,450
black, black, black liquor.
660
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:25,454
- It was bouncing into
the audience through my mic
661
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,956
into the monitor,
so it was just--
662
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,542
- It was recycling.
- It was like a snowball.
663
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,544
- Black la-la-la.
664
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,256
- I thought sound
was at the back of the house.
665
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091
So I'm...
666
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,929
Or at least I wanted the fucking
audience to know this ain't me.
667
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,680
I didn't do it.
668
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,349
And I do.
This is my favorite city,
669
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,975
so I like to deliver
a really good show,
670
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,353
and that fucking
little fucker of a--
671
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,688
- Happened halfway through.
Halfway through he got it right,
672
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,982
but then I just wanted to--
I couldn't call him.
673
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,567
He's being a fucking retard.
674
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,653
- Well, I walked by.
I walked by and I said,
675
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,196
whoever the fucking sound guy
676
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,198
has a new fucking nickname:
Fired.
677
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,908
And I made sure to look at him.
678
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,952
That being said,
I really want these chairs.
679
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,411
- IKEA.
680
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,831
- Are these IKEA?
- Probably.
681
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,833
- If they're IKEA, I have to--
682
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,710
Wait, I don't have
any room for chairs.
683
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,713
Where am I going to put chairs?
684
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,299
- What are things you hate
talking about in interviews?
685
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,218
- What do I hate talking
about in interviews?
686
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,262
Myself. I'm so boring.
687
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,139
Oh, my God.
688
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,350
Not that God is real,
689
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,603
but this hot circle of garbage
most certainly is.
690
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,981
I'm a 36-year-old man
691
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,734
who runs around the world
singing satanic pop songs.
692
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,404
But when I'm not doing that,
I like scrubbing toilets,
693
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,115
making soup,
and watching "Jeopardy!"
694
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,908
I've never missed
an episode of "Jeopardy!"
695
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,535
in the last four years.
696
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,869
- Shut up.
697
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,998
- If I'm on tour,
my DVR saves them up.
698
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,875
He's no--he's no missus,
699
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,586
but love to teach children
about love and compassion.
700
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,547
Come to his neighborhood
anytime.
701
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,007
- Who was Mr. Rogers?
- Correct.
702
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:03,885
See, you gotta--
the question is in the answer.
703
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,637
Call me Alexis Trebek.
704
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,556
- Who's that?
- [laughs]
705
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,392
It's the female version
of Alex Trebek, who's the host--
706
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,810
who's been the host
of "Jeopardy!"
707
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,437
for the last 35 years.
- That's hot.
708
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,022
- And he's a zaddy.
- Is he married?
709
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,940
- I don't know,
but he's a total zaddy.
710
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,942
But he's Canadian. Blech.
711
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,777
- [laughs]
712
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,870
- I ain't jumping off no stage.
713
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:38,170
- Your penis is like a robot
from outer space.
714
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,339
- Bitch, teleport me to Mars.
715
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,424
- Oh.
716
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,550
- Ahh.
717
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,510
- Hi, everyone.
718
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,762
- Hi.
- Hi.
719
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,388
- Thank you for waiting.
720
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,432
- Who are you looking forward
to meeting?
721
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,435
- Sharon. Definitely.
722
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:56,438
- I think I got lash glue
in my eye.
723
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,232
Mwah. Mwah.
I'm always fucking something up.
724
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,318
- Me, too.
- Hi, Sweetpea.
725
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,987
Mwah. Mwah.
- Long time, no see.
726
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,656
- Thank you so much.
727
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,284
You look amazing.
Start drinking.
728
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,952
- Alaska? Is that you?
729
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,497
Yes.
- Oh, my gosh, my gosh.
730
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,249
- Oh. [fake sobs]
731
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,793
- I have a present for you.
- Oh, thank you.
732
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,962
- Because you have a song
called "Black Licorice."
733
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,339
- Yes.
734
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,507
- So this is
salted black licorice.
735
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,092
- Thank you.
736
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,551
- So if black licorice
made you write a song,
737
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,636
this is going to make you
write another album.
738
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,929
- I love it.
I love it.
739
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,347
And I'll sing it tonight
just for you.
740
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,765
I will.
I'll sing it for you.
741
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,100
- It's my favorite song.
742
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,393
- If you fuck with my sound
tonight,
743
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,062
I swear to God
you better get on there
744
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,230
and you say you fucked
with Sharon on the last show.
745
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,689
She will never return.
746
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,982
- Shangela just told me
what happened.
747
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,068
The venue sound guy fucked up,
748
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,112
and so I told him
what the fuck happened.
749
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,655
- Well.
- I put it back together.
750
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,490
- I'm not the venue's sound guy.
- No, I know.
751
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,242
- I'm the clown that's expected
to do this shit every night,
752
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,119
and it's really disheartening
to say goodbye to a tour
753
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,870
if that fucking mic
isn't right.
754
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,789
I'm not screaming at you.
755
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,415
- I know.
- I can't even be mad
756
00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:01,378
because I look so goddamn
fucking pretty right now.
757
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,797
I should have been a goth girl
a long time ago.
758
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,507
This is beautiful.
759
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:09,761
Why did I ever walk away
from being a spoopy bitch?
760
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,929
- Hey.
761
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,930
- I think it's really good.
762
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,807
- God, I look good.
763
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:14,850
- How beautiful?
764
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,643
Will you marry me, Sharon?
765
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:20,355
- Last one. Everyone
be way too much tonight.
766
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,649
Be a gay character of yourself.
767
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,277
Last show.
These shows are the funnest,
768
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,571
because even the shows
over the top,
769
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,573
but now it's like
you're making fun
770
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,534
of what you're already
making fun of.
771
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,787
[cheers and applause]
772
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,915
[organ music]
773
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,305
- The physical mask
that we apply
774
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,766
is actually kind of
also a philosophical one
775
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:01,062
of, you know, masking
a little bit of your damages,
776
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,772
and kind of elevating
777
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,358
the things that you don't
feel comfortable sharing.
778
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,736
I'm just a regular
white farm boy
779
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,821
from the cornfields of Iowa.
780
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,407
I don't go too much into it.
781
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,618
Everyone
has their goddamn story.
782
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:18,038
Mine is no special,
any more special,
783
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,748
and a lot of fans, they tell me
784
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,708
thank you for sharing
your story of being bullied
785
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,501
on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
786
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,463
but all 100 and how many
787
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,757
who have walked through
that pink werq room
788
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,508
is damaged goods.
789
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969
And some people even said,
you know,
790
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,430
thank you for showing
that drag can be freaky.
791
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,476
We're all freaks.
We're all men dressed as women,
792
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,937
which, you know, is
the funniest joke of them all.
793
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,022
Because no woman looks like us.
794
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,733
And if they did,
they would look insane.
795
00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,820
[cheers and applause]
796
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,447
⪠Black licorice âª
797
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:56,117
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
798
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,372
⪠Black licorice âª
799
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000
⪠Black licorice âª
800
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,753
[cheers and applause]
801
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,341
Happy Halloween.
802
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,137
Hail satan and Hail-sinki.
803
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,681
Thank you, everyone.
804
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:20,725
[cheers and applause]
805
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,521
I'm so good. My God.
806
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,855
- I like that one.
And Hail-sinki.
807
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,607
- And Hail-sinki.
808
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,693
- [laughs]
809
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,027
- Well, I knew
it was the last one.
810
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,238
You give them a little thrill.
811
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,490
- Let's get you--
- Aah.
812
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,117
Oh, girl.
813
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,868
I didn't go to college.
I don't have any skills.
814
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,662
I can't do anything else.
815
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,038
- That was a skill out there.
816
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,040
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
817
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,458
It's good to feel proud
of yourself sometimes.
818
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,584
- It is.
It really is.
819
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,128
Go get 'em, gal.
820
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,129
- Philly, I had so much fun.
821
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,588
No one got hurt, right?
822
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,923
- No, you were great, girl.
823
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,134
- No one got punched?
- It was fun.
824
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,886
- It's 'cause
I knew it was the last--
825
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,471
I knew it was last one,
826
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,349
so you always give
way too much theater.
827
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,476
But now, now I'm like,
all right,
828
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,478
now the tour can start.
829
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,480
- Now that you finally--
830
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,858
- I feel that way at
the end of every ensemble show.
831
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,944
I'm like, oh,
now we can do it.
832
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:16,865
The human condition
only has one thing in common,
833
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,783
and that's
we're all going to die.
834
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,368
We're all floating
on this little speck of dust
835
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:24,039
in the universe,
so why take shit too seriously?
836
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,123
⪠Black licorice âª
837
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,962
Now it's time
for a stiff drink.
838
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,714
- [laughs]
839
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:36,593
- ⪠Black licorice âª
840
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,180
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
841
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,352
- Do you believe in God?
842
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:48,355
- I am God.
843
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:51,149
- You are God.
- You are God.
844
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,485
[all laugh]
845
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,362
- ⪠Black licorice âª
846
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,619
⪠So sweet,
but not for the weak âª
847
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,122
⪠Black licorice âª
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