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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,544 - ♪ I am American, American ♪ 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:06,506 - ♪ We are the largest and fiercest tour 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,009 starring drag queens in the world. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,471 - ♪ My, my, my, my country 'tis of thee ♪ 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:17,518 ♪ These are all my friends, we are a family ♪ 6 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,437 - Oh. - Aah! 7 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:23,941 - ♪ This is who I am and who I wanna be ♪ 8 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,610 [cheers and applause] 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,825 - Oh, hello. 10 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,452 [imitating Cher] - Hey, bitch. 11 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,995 - Oh, really? 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,790 - Oh, y'all say that. 13 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,963 - Away with you. 14 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,214 - Aren't you worried? 15 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,841 - I'm not worried. You should be. 16 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,221 So you're just gonna stick that fucking-- 17 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,722 in your little machine? 18 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,934 Your mechanical cock in my face all day. 19 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,686 Why do I feel that fucking camera on me right now? 20 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,062 - 'Cause it's there. 21 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,940 - Get it-- I told you be gone. 22 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,316 I don't even have nails on. 23 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,610 - Alcoholic, smoke-oholic. 24 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,196 - Dick-oholic, too. What do you got, Philly? 25 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,739 - Oh, my God. 26 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,449 - [laughs] 27 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,160 - I'm gonna get you with my dinglehoffer. 28 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,413 - Throw a mic on you. 29 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,042 You hate cameras, don't you? - Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,669 - Why do you hate them so much? 31 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,005 - I'm an entertainer, not a people person. 32 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,257 I like to control how I'm documented. 33 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:33,552 Out of here! We're talking shit. 34 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:34,594 That's the great thing about drag 35 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,221 is that you're giving them 36 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,973 a make-believe version of yourself. 37 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,393 I don't really like people knowing too much about me. 38 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,362 - Where is somebody? 39 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,364 Anybody. 40 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,907 Who's got makeup? 41 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,701 Sharon Needles, can you help me? 42 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,994 - What do you want? 43 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,579 - I was in the shower in the hotel 44 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,039 and I smacked my head on the shower. 45 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,540 - At the top? - Yeah. 46 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,001 - Yeah, yeah. - You can see that, right? 47 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,669 - That's why you're a dancer. 48 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,504 [all laugh] 49 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,007 And not a rocket scientist. 50 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,593 - Sharon, we've got to get this on. 51 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,886 - I don't have to be up there. 52 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,304 "Come Fly With Me's" not up there. 53 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,348 See? Look how blue that makes your eyes. 54 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,099 Or green or whatever the-- - I look beautiful. 55 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,726 - Whatever shit color-- - Oh, shit. 56 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,561 Where did that-- Thank you. 57 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,563 - Yeah. I didn't do a bad job. 58 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,523 - You did great. Thank you very much. 59 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,691 - Okay. 60 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,781 Announcer: This is the final call. 61 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:39,368 Now boarding to Werq The World. 62 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,620 - I'm trying to get away from heat. 63 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:45,165 [cheers and applause] 64 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:51,046 I grew up in a small town called Newton, Iowa, 65 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:53,757 which was famous for Maytag dishwashers and dryers 66 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,300 and methamphetamines. 67 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,427 I dabbled in one of them, and I don't do laundry 68 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,138 unless I'm on methamphetamines. 69 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,183 [cheers and applause] 70 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,356 You know, growing up in the eighties and nineties 71 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,816 in a small town in Iowa, 72 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,651 you know, I was silenced a lot, 73 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:16,321 not just silenced, but also, you know, 74 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,782 when innocence is brutally attacked for who they are, 75 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:23,829 we tend to create these punching bags aesthetically. 76 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,997 [cheers and applause] 77 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,792 Drag to me and the stage to me 78 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,129 is it's more legal than hitting people. 79 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,588 [laughs] 80 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:38,343 It's a great release, at least for me, 81 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,221 of anxiety and anger and bitterness. 82 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,934 We create these characters 83 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,563 who can do and say whatever they want, 84 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,064 because they're not real. 85 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,900 They're a funhouse reflection. 86 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:58,905 an exaggeration of the consumeristic western woman, 87 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,324 and that's powerful. 88 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,994 [cheers and applause] 89 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,751 - Divas and legends, Werq The World, everybody. 90 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,920 Violet Chachki! 91 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,172 [cheers and applause] 92 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,216 Come on. This is Latrice Royale! 93 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,051 [cheers and applause] 94 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,512 Give it up for Sharon Needles! 95 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:25,557 [cheers and applause] 96 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,356 And I'm your host and emcee. 97 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,984 My name is Shangela. 98 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,070 - I have no time. Seriously. 99 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,864 Can you pull this tight for me, sis? 100 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,658 That bow? 101 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,453 - Um...no. There's no bow. 102 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,954 - No? No? At the bottom or the top? 103 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,581 - Oh, yeah, it's hidden. 104 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,249 - Oh, my God. 105 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,584 - Gosh, if only we had a strong man-- 106 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,085 - Hold on. I'll just find Kenny. 107 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,629 - No, no, no, it's fine. I'm getting there. 108 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,714 [gags] 109 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,466 You feel like a cold cut. 110 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,884 - It's the right knot, though, right? 111 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,886 - Yeah. You feel like a cold cut. 112 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,095 - All right. Bye. 113 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,264 - No. Oh, got it. 114 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:09,267 - Big hips. Not my hips. 115 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,313 - And you two are drag family, right? 116 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,773 - Yeah, in a way. - Yeah. 117 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,608 - In all sort of ways. 118 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:20,278 Not in the classic way, no. 119 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,156 'Cause we're pretty self made, 120 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,659 and I've been doing this shit for almost 20 years, 121 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,118 so I've been involved with lots of different drag houses. 122 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,788 - I've almost been alive for 20 years. 123 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,414 - Will you take that fucking pin out 124 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,709 and just put it back in where it fucking goes? 125 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,379 You'll see pink tape. 126 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,297 - It's out, but-- 127 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,590 - Oh, that's fine. No one's ever going to see it. 128 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,300 - Oh. Well, then we're great. 129 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,762 - [indistinct singing] 130 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,605 [cheers and applause] 131 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,734 How the hell are you, Stockholm? 132 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,028 [cheers and applause] 133 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,239 We'll see you. Thank you. 134 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,865 [cheers and applause] 135 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,786 No fucking oxygen out there. 136 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,334 Cool me down, baby. 137 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,503 - Get you out of these. 138 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,840 - Fuck me. 139 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,634 I couldn't get breath to make a sound. 140 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,094 Oh! 141 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:31,474 Kenny, wait a moment. 142 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,268 - What's up? 143 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,312 - It'll just destroy it. 144 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,939 There's no oxygen out there. You know how it is. 145 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,192 When you can't breathe, you just perform harder. 146 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:45,739 And I'm like I don't want them to see me failing up here. 147 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,824 So I'm just like, more, more. 148 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,452 And they're really receptive tonight. 149 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,371 Oh, my gay God. 150 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:57,667 Maybe alcohol will make my heart rate a little more 151 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,918 on the healthier side. 152 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,046 - Yeah, do it. - Uh-huh. 153 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,465 - Y'all about to get an Oscar for this. 154 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,175 - [sighs] 155 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,523 - Who are you guys here to see? 156 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,108 - Sharon, of course. 157 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,777 - She's really cool. She have good looks. 158 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,279 She makes good music. I love her. 159 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,074 - Can you nail that down? Oh, let's go. 160 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,117 We're gonna leave the bags here till the bus comes. 161 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,577 - Oh. - Oh. 162 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,954 Can't believe I sleptwalked. 163 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,122 - Come on. 164 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,707 - You what? 165 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,959 - I have a problem. 166 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,379 I'm a sleepwalker. 167 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,423 I woke up last night in the hotel lobby. 168 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,676 At least this time I had clothes on. 169 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,387 You don't know how many times I've woken up in a hotel lobby 170 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,847 buck-ass naked. 171 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,767 I usually only sleepwalk the first day of a tour 172 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,519 because I think I'm home. 173 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,437 It's so stupid. 174 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,775 - Sharon, so both bags to the theater now 175 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,402 or is this the surplus? 176 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:06,986 - I'm sorry. I'm used to having-- 177 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,364 What do they call it? An assistant. 178 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,449 Let me see here. Who's won their season? 179 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,993 No, no... Oh, oh, oh, oh. 180 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,454 I'm a loner here. - I'll be your assistant. 181 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,456 - I'm a rebel, Dottie. I'm a rebel. 182 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,666 - Violet won Season 2. - Oh, yeah, Violent won. 183 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,084 - Oh, that's right. 184 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,460 I always say Season 7 185 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,462 is the scariest movie I've ever seen. 186 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,339 This is a wig. - I got that. 187 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,757 - It's a hat made of hair. 188 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,676 Pow. 189 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,183 - What's your pussy? - Hmm? 190 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,310 You're gonna crush me, big man. 191 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,980 - Oh. - Big man. 192 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,107 - What are you going to do in that, girl? 193 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,734 Give us a twirl. 194 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,986 Oh, bewitching. 195 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,404 - That's where I live. 196 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:54,033 - I've never seen a tarp look so sickening. 197 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,745 - Is that custom couture? 198 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,080 Little spooky? 199 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:04,252 [all laugh] 200 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,342 - Thanks, Sharon. 201 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,762 - Sharon is amazing. 202 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,597 She's really easy to poke fun at, 203 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,391 and she's a good sport about it, which I really, really enjoy. 204 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,476 Death. 205 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,853 - [laughs] 206 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,482 Sharon is really funny. 207 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,025 Very smart, very quick-witted. 208 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,986 - Am I pretty, mama? Am I spoopy? 209 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,363 What's this? This is more tulle 210 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,532 that I ripped off of an old costume 211 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,577 because I knew the costume department doesn't exist. 212 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,287 - [chuckles] 213 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,332 - Did you make me something stretchy and sparkly? 214 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,584 Just make sure it's foofy. 215 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,920 - She's knows exactly what her persona is, 216 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,048 and she is that persona 24/7. 217 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:53,009 - ♪ What the hell? ♪ 218 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,221 - She's definitely like older auntie-sister- 219 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,597 drag mother to me. 220 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,973 It's really fun touring with her. 221 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,767 - 6, 7, and walk. 222 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,728 - Sharon, that's my Season 4-ever sister, 223 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,271 and we keep it real with each other. 224 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,233 - She's super polarizing as well. 225 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,692 - Now you take her veil off. 226 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,529 - Very carefully. 227 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,907 The veil will be attached to a crown. 228 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,953 - My dear, Sharon, that is a crazy motherfucking person. 229 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,246 She's crazy. 230 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,747 She says some crazy things. 231 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,792 - This is talent. 232 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,211 - She's always been good with catching nuts in her mouth. 233 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,213 - Oh, my God, how dare you? Oh. 234 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,923 - I'm a role model for children. 235 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,675 [all laugh] 236 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,468 - You're a role model for children. 237 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,554 I eat children. - Aah! 238 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,306 - They do what Botox can't. 239 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,016 Speaking of. 240 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,436 - Sharon Needles is my drag mentor mother. 241 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:49,107 Tormentor probably is a better description. 242 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,819 - She's the controversial but lovable satanic drag persona 243 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,863 known as Sharon Needles. 244 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,156 Can we do this, guys, 'cause I don't remember anything. 245 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,700 I rehearse in shoes. 246 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,034 - Why's your shirt on backwards? - Charlotte Russe. 247 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,911 - What? - Why's your shirt on backwards? 248 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,455 - Why's your bank account empty? Why do we ask these questions? 249 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,082 - My bank account's not empty. Don't say that to me. 250 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,793 - Why's your bank account empty? - That's great. 251 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,420 So let's just bring it on from the top, 252 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,964 and everybody comes in for the opening number, 253 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,257 the two lines. 254 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,051 Kennedy, Kim, Sharon, 255 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:22,265 Valentina, Latrice, Violet, Shangela. 256 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,225 So remember when we walk out, we find our partner. 257 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,603 Five, six, seven, eight. 258 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,479 Two, two. Stay behind. 259 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,898 Okay, everybody stop for a second. 260 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,566 Stay behind in a single file line, baby. 261 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,901 - Yeah. - So you stay behind-- 262 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,652 - I got you. 263 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,280 - One, two, three, four. 264 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,656 Make sure you're in your spot. 265 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,366 Big turn, so Sharon, Look here. 266 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,076 Your buddy is Shangela. - Uh-huh. 267 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,620 - So make sure you look for her. 268 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,246 Make sure you're evenly spaced together. 269 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,998 So you're a little bit in. Look at her. 270 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,583 She's a little bit more out than you. 271 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,669 - Cool. - A little bit more in, Sharon. 272 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,921 More. 273 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,881 Like you should be like right--yeah. 274 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,925 So keep it like right here so it's nice and even. 275 00:11:56,925 --> 00:12:00,637 - I really don't like hitting the stage not feeling 100. 276 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,765 It's just we had DragCon in between rehearsals. 277 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:08,519 So it's like all of that choreo just left me. 278 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,898 - Let's go ahead and run that opening number top to bottom. 279 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,942 Each number twice. 280 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,944 - I've already forgotten everything. 281 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,278 For the last six years, 282 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,530 I've focused more on producing records. 283 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,450 But when Brandon Voss asked me to do the Werq the World tour, 284 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,620 he said he had kind of a variety show 285 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:29,082 based on the classic lip sync styles of drag. 286 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,125 - Divas with an attitude. - Three, four. 287 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,877 - That being something I haven't done in six years. 288 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,254 - Sharon. - But who's in your line? 289 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,547 - I'll be going. 290 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,550 - We'll get there. I know we will. 291 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,843 - I know you're gonna do it. 292 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,136 - It's gonna be cute. 293 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,930 - Oh, yeah, opening night's great. 294 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,642 Oh, I just hope I remember all these damn dance moves. 295 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,937 - I get a little nervous. 296 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,772 They like toss you in the air. 297 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,524 - Yeah. - [laughs] 298 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,025 - You're like a little rag doll. 299 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,610 They say I hurt them every time. 300 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,197 I'm like, well, get stronger. 301 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,366 I know I'm not fat. 302 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,161 I'm a 36 year old man. 303 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,789 I mean, I've got big bones. 304 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,583 Have you seen the kids walking around the neighborhood? 305 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,293 Fans and such? 306 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,588 Oh, it's like speak of the fucking devil. Hi. 307 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,760 - I love a good liar. 308 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,638 You can lie to me any time. 309 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,186 - Oh. 310 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,313 It was me. That's probably I was because I was... 311 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,067 Yeah, so those are quintessential Sharon fans. 312 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,987 A little dark, a little damaged. 313 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,032 Just the way I like them. 314 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,744 All right. I want to be on time, 315 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:52,081 because why-- is time being pushed? 316 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,333 Because ain't nobody ready. 317 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,461 Except for who, Kenny? 318 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,255 Sharon Needles, because I don't do late. 319 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,257 All right. Let's go. 320 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092 - I've known Sharon for a really long time. 321 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,178 We call her Drunk Uncle sometimes, 322 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,306 but that's like another personality she gets, 323 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,600 which just means she's like being loud and obnoxious. 324 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,727 But that's kind of what we love about her. 325 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,855 - Kenny! 326 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,565 [cell phone rings] - Sorry. 327 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,317 That's gonna be Sharon. 328 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,651 One second. 329 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,361 Hi, are you outside? - Yeah. 330 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,363 - Are you-- what door are you by? 331 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,615 - You look like a woman. 332 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,450 - [laughs] Press the-- 333 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,285 - Are you wearing eye shadow and blush? 334 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,995 - A tiny bit. Not blush, but-- 335 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,163 - And lipstick? 336 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,790 - No, there's no lipstick. 337 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,793 Press the buzzer. 338 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,753 This is like classic. 339 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,714 It was Sharon. She just arrived at the venue, 340 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,758 but needs help getting inside of the venue. 341 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,511 Even though we've texted her the information to get in, 342 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,805 she doesn't care. 343 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,723 - ♪ Kenny ♪ 344 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,643 Hello, hello, hello, Kenny. 345 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,603 Hi, everyone. 346 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,813 [cheers and applause] 347 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,606 Are y'all excited? 348 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,567 Me neither. 349 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,986 - Woof. 350 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,571 Woof woof woof woof. 351 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:09,826 - Oh, it's so hot in here. 352 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,829 You came to opening night, you sadistic motherfuckers. 353 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,288 [laughs] 354 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,915 Be kind. 355 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,962 - Sharon voted for Trump. 356 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,506 - That is not true. - [laughs] 357 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,342 - Felons can't vote. 358 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,636 - [speaking gibberish] - This is the first time 359 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,679 I've done something without a nail in a very long time. 360 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,847 I feel naked. 361 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,725 - No, I never get nervous before a show. 362 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,185 Only thing I get nervous about 363 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,812 are the comments that go online afterwards. 364 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,564 [laughs] 365 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,899 - Like what would be a mean comment to you? 366 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,902 - It's always like the same thing, because to the fandom, 367 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,113 when they tell you something on "Drag Race," 368 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,739 that's how they always remember you. 369 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,324 And it's really hard to like break out of that. 370 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,786 So like my branding was, oh, she can't walk in heels. 371 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,788 And now like I'm forever branded as that girl. 372 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,623 - That's all they see. - Yeah. 373 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,251 And how does it feel to be branded as a winner? 374 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,961 Must be nice. 375 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,213 - Yeah. It has it's perks. 376 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,673 - Yeah. 377 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,427 - That money's gone, 378 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,389 That particular chunk of money is. 379 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,807 Yeah, it's gone. 380 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,933 - What did you spend it on? 381 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,144 - Three records. - Oh, yeah. 382 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,980 - And 12 music videos. 383 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,107 And you know I don't go cheap on those fuckers. 384 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,775 - No. 385 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,945 You should check out her music video "Ginger Snapped." 386 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,825 - I never gave you my merch, by the way, but that's fine. 387 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368 - Oh, that's right. We don't have your merch. 388 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,370 - It'll be less for me to sign today. 389 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123 I'd rather just focus on choreo today. 390 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:43,127 - Meet and greets, they're a conundrum written into a riddle. 391 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,462 - I can't. I can't. 392 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,923 If she touches me, I'm gonna cry. 393 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,341 - She's responding to the cameras. 394 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,426 Star in the making, as they say. 395 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,971 She loves the camera. I hate that fucking machine. 396 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,141 But the opportunity to meet these kids 397 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,935 I know means so much to them 398 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:04,023 that you pull that part of you that remembers those moments 399 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,525 when you met the stars or the icons. 400 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,985 When I was a kid, 401 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,362 I'd break in backstage at Marilyn Manson shows. 402 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,821 I broke into an Amanda Lepore show, 403 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,990 and I almost stole her coat. 404 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,492 I'm so glad I didn't now. 405 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,410 I was that fan. 406 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,079 I was the extra fan. I'm still that fan. 407 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,623 I have a bottle of Amanda Lepore's piss in my freezer, 408 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,832 for Christ sakes. 409 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,334 - I've always been really insecure, 410 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,002 and they kind of like brought out 411 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,088 that kind of like not caring feeling in me. 412 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,340 So I don't know. It's meant a lot to me. 413 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,009 [cheers and applause] 414 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,720 - You can only truly understand what fame is 415 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,097 once you've gotten a taste of it, 416 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,890 and then realized that it's a lie. 417 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,018 Fame is something you give damaged people to feel good 418 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,895 so other people can make money off of you. 419 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,231 [sighs] 420 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,149 - Do you ever want to get rid of it? 421 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,901 - No, no. 422 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,403 I look at fame 423 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,155 similar to the way Andy Warhol looked at it: 424 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,157 that's it's interesting. 425 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,034 It's strange. 426 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,036 And the perks are nice. 427 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,871 You get free shit. 428 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,373 Yeah. 429 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,417 Before you're famous, you stand in lines. 430 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,711 And then you get famous, and you snort them. 431 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,963 - It's Halloween somewhere. 432 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,464 Give it up for Sharon Needles. 433 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,759 [cheers and applause] 434 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,188 [cheers and applause] 435 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,754 - I was nervous. 436 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,797 I got pent up. 437 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,051 I got pent up and freaked myself out. 438 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,802 I even whispered in one of the dancer's ears, 439 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,723 I do not remember the next step. 440 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:04,769 And he always tells me you're the woman, I'm the man. 441 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,228 Always let me lead. 442 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,230 And I'm like I need you to lead harder. 443 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,901 Like just grab me and throw me where I need to be. 444 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,782 I had a wig-- I had a wig malfunction, 445 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,617 a costume malfunction. 446 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,243 Let's be honest. I'll take a little responsibility myself. 447 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,912 I forgot a step. 448 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,664 I couldn't hear my monitors for that monologue, 449 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,542 which I'm thinking I can't keep doing a monologue 450 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,378 where I'm just can't hear it. 451 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,130 And my choreo was all pick me up, 452 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,549 throw me around like a fucking rag doll. 453 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,385 - At least it was a tiny one. 454 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:42,682 - Yes. It's like a borderline for a rape. 455 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,520 I always am nervous the first show, 456 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,188 and I always think the first show is the best show. 457 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,815 I think I just bit off 458 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,150 maybe a little bit more than I can chew. 459 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,152 You know. 460 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,072 I'm introducing myself back into lip syncing, 461 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,658 which is something I haven't done in six years. 462 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,411 Plus I'm getting over DragCon cooties, 463 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:06,205 and I had a costume malfunction. 464 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,832 I couldn't hear my monitors. 465 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,333 And I know the real reason 466 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,377 is that I didn't put on a fucking nail. 467 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,589 - [laughs] It's gotta be done. 468 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,842 - That skirt's gotta go. 469 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677 This number needs to be tailored. 470 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:23,472 It's kind of a little sloppy from the beginning 471 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,350 and challenging for me, 472 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,352 and I don't like admitting anything is a challenge. 473 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:32,606 That's why I just don't do anything that's hard for me. 474 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:37,236 Just kind of relied on resting on my laurels. 475 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:41,031 I'm gonna give it one more show. 476 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,117 - That's probably going-- - With some editing. 477 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,077 - Yeah. - And then I'm going to say-- 478 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,954 - Let's practice this tomorrow. 479 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,038 - Well, for one, you're going to have to let me sing. 480 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,707 It's what I do. 481 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,042 And I don't think the show would be so distressed 482 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,504 by having a little talent variety. 483 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,839 - A little "Black Licorice." 484 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,257 - Yeah. 485 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,717 - We'll give it a shot tomorrow. 486 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,968 The audience loved it, no matter what. 487 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,344 - Yeah, but that's not an excuse. 488 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,013 I could probably take a shit on stage, 489 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,681 and they'd probably be happy. 490 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,934 I just want to, you know, continue being a showstopper, 491 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,102 and I feel like I can only do that 492 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,856 if I'm doing what I do. 493 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,192 Let's go get a drink. Okay now. 494 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,819 If I didn't have a single drink this whole show, 495 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,363 who's been putting a major dent into this? 496 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,740 - Kenny. - Honestly? 497 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,700 - I will never perform sober again. 498 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,701 That was repulsive. 499 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,786 - Ah-ha. 500 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,997 - Uh-huh. 501 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,540 - So you like the dance? 502 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,460 - No, no. No. - Besides wardrobe malfunction? 503 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,337 - Come on, Sharon. 504 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:40,799 - In six years, I've never felt that I wasn't just 100% pussy. 505 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,510 And now you're just going to like, 506 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,136 can I play, too, guys? 507 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,847 Can I pretend? 508 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,266 Here, it's time for the box step. 509 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,601 Shit, bitch. 510 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,186 [all laugh] 511 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,395 What? 512 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,651 Now, the most important thing about tour life 513 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,195 is you've got to make sure that you make the fans happy 514 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,655 and you put on a good show. 515 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,490 But at the end of the day, 516 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,825 you've got to make sure that you're taking care of yourself. 517 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,619 So anything that's left in green room, 518 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:12,873 say it be a Jeeve's Beer or a bottle of Jack Daniels 519 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,960 or a block of basil havardie. 520 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,963 A very famous drag queen gave me $100.000, 521 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,257 but you can't take the shoplifter out of me. 522 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,260 And the sad thing is we're as famous as the Kardashians, 523 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,429 but we're paid like the shift manager of a Fry Mart. 524 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,806 [laughs] 525 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,057 They don't have Fry Mart here, do they? 526 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,892 - Yes, they have. - They do? 527 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,185 My God. - Yes. 528 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,105 - Can you believe Boy George from 1979 529 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,731 came to the show tonight? 530 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,234 - And we have that on tape right now. 531 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,069 - Oh, honey, they don't use tape anymore. 532 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,779 It's all digital. 533 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,781 Ow. 534 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,616 All right, I'm going to go away. 535 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,285 Do you want a shot of whiskey, Boy George? 536 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,911 - No. I'm not really into whiskey. I'm sorry. 537 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,371 - Oh, no? - No. 538 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,456 - What else did I steal? I stole a knife. 539 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,958 - Ooh. - Really. 540 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,251 - Someone made this beautiful picture of me. 541 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,753 - Oh. - Isn't that nice? 542 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,673 We're on the west side, right? - No. 543 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,509 - We're on the east side. You see? 544 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,679 [both laugh] 545 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:09,847 - I'm sorry, I have to say goodbye now. 546 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,515 - I have to say goodbye, too. 547 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,350 I'm sorry, but thank you guys for talking with me. 548 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,438 I talked to you guys because all I've heard was halleloo all day. 549 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,814 - Can I help you with something or-- 550 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,441 - No, no, no, I've got it, Boy George. 551 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,694 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 552 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,571 - Fans will tell you like, oh, where you going tonight? 553 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,364 Are you going to go out and party? 554 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,243 And I think they think we live in this perpetual 24 hour party, 555 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245 but it's really not that. 556 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,124 It's city to city to city, little to no sleep, 557 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:41,920 and everything is preparing to create 558 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,340 the most exciting and stupidest show on earth. 559 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,508 - Oh, I ordered some curly fries, too, Latrice. 560 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,926 I got you some because I know that's how you like them. 561 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,470 - That is a pig ball. - Curly fries. 562 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,889 - Where they at? - In the bag somewhere. 563 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,058 - Is there ketchup? 564 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,268 - I walked a block until I found a McDonald's. 565 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,394 - I think they call barbecue like brown sauce. 566 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,979 - I also found a kabob place 567 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,023 and a grocery store where I bought cookies. 568 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,775 - Sam G, you're-- - Huh? 569 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,860 - You're religious, right? - Yeah. Yeah. Halleloo. 570 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,612 - Will you pray to Baby Jesus 571 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,365 and have him put the new episode of "Drag Race" on this? 572 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,575 We surprisingly all really get along 573 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,119 for how different we are, you know, 574 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,580 from different backgrounds and ages 575 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,499 and just needs, you know. 576 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,918 Like, I don't need a lot. 577 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,003 Valentina, she needs a lot. 578 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,880 But we enjoy each other's company. 579 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,091 We have a tour rule, and it's called "The Demon." 580 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,260 And that is there can be a demon on any given day, 581 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,889 but only one person can be possessed at a time. 582 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,768 Only one person can lose their shit at one time. 583 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,365 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 584 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:58,580 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 585 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,000 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 586 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,629 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 587 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,595 - Thank you. 588 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,350 - ♪ Black licorice ♪ 589 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,062 [cheers and applause] 590 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,524 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 591 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,445 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 592 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,906 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 593 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,702 Yeah! 594 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,537 - Her sound's off. 595 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,539 Like, there's reverb or-- 596 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,790 - Yeah, you're gonna want to get her 597 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,292 when she come's off stage. 598 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,752 - Yeah. You're going to want to get that. 599 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,337 She's gonna be pissed. She's gonna be real mad. 600 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:52,342 - ♪ Sanitized by design, peroxide ♪ 601 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:55,053 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 602 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,889 [cheers and applause] 603 00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:01,518 ♪ Oh, so sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 604 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,773 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 605 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,401 [cheers and applause] 606 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,197 - Oslo's my favorite fucking city in the world. 607 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,656 [cheers and applause] 608 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,409 Clean energy, discreet pain, 609 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,952 and six months of blackness. 610 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,537 That's my kind of city. 611 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,331 [cheers and applause] 612 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,540 Thank you. 613 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,376 [cheers and applause] 614 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,129 What was with that sound? 615 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:32,090 Crazy. - I have no idea. 616 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,468 - Why do I do sound checks? 617 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:42,184 - ♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to, to the moon... ♪ 618 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,936 - And then that wasn't even reverb. 619 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,355 That was delay and echo to the like-- 620 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,106 - It was crazy. 621 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,691 - I couldn't even hear my-- 622 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,109 I was only hearing my own voice bounce to me. 623 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,569 Show me the sound guy 624 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,530 so I can fucking kick him in the fucking dick. 625 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,451 God. 626 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,578 Drag's a fucking easy job. 627 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,540 I bet being a fucking venue sound guy 628 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,042 is even fucking easier. 629 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,380 Sound check went fucking flawlessly. 630 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,548 - Yeah. 631 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,299 - So why would levels change? 632 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,009 - I'll ask once we're done doing this. 633 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,302 - Don't ask them. Who fucking cares? 634 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,346 Catch me outside. How 'bout it? 635 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,016 - Sounded good. 636 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:24,643 - Did you hear me echo in there? 637 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,396 - Yeah. - Blah, blah, blah. 638 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,898 So it just was bouncing back and forth. 639 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,442 And the fucking mics weren't even on. 640 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:35,529 - You were like black lico, black lico, 641 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:40,075 black licorice, licorice, licorice. 642 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,245 Black, black, lick, lick, licorice. 643 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,163 - Black, black, black, lico black. 644 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,124 - Licorice, licorice. 645 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,417 - Black, black. 646 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,627 That's all I heard in my ear, too, 647 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,754 because my monitor's bouncing it off the wall. 648 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,090 - Oh, we were down here like, oh, we're gonna hear about this. 649 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,592 And sure enough. 650 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,511 Black, black, black, black licorice. 651 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,931 - If a fucking drunk clown takes their fucking job seriously, 652 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,559 you think a fucking sound dude can set his boards. 653 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,477 When you do a sound check, they're setting the boards. 654 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,604 You don't even have to touch anything. 655 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,689 It's ready to go. 656 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,774 Push play, bitch. 657 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,610 - Hey, hey. - Shit. 658 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:19,197 - Oh, so that's why y'all are black liquor, black liquor, 659 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,450 black, black, black liquor. 660 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:25,454 - It was bouncing into the audience through my mic 661 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,956 into the monitor, so it was just-- 662 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,542 - It was recycling. - It was like a snowball. 663 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,544 - Black la-la-la. 664 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,256 - I thought sound was at the back of the house. 665 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,091 So I'm... 666 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,929 Or at least I wanted the fucking audience to know this ain't me. 667 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,680 I didn't do it. 668 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,349 And I do. This is my favorite city, 669 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,975 so I like to deliver a really good show, 670 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,353 and that fucking little fucker of a-- 671 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,688 - Happened halfway through. Halfway through he got it right, 672 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,982 but then I just wanted to-- I couldn't call him. 673 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,567 He's being a fucking retard. 674 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,653 - Well, I walked by. I walked by and I said, 675 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,196 whoever the fucking sound guy 676 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,198 has a new fucking nickname: Fired. 677 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,908 And I made sure to look at him. 678 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,952 That being said, I really want these chairs. 679 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,411 - IKEA. 680 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,831 - Are these IKEA? - Probably. 681 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,833 - If they're IKEA, I have to-- 682 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,710 Wait, I don't have any room for chairs. 683 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,713 Where am I going to put chairs? 684 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,299 - What are things you hate talking about in interviews? 685 00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,218 - What do I hate talking about in interviews? 686 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,262 Myself. I'm so boring. 687 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,139 Oh, my God. 688 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,350 Not that God is real, 689 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,603 but this hot circle of garbage most certainly is. 690 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,981 I'm a 36-year-old man 691 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,734 who runs around the world singing satanic pop songs. 692 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,404 But when I'm not doing that, I like scrubbing toilets, 693 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,115 making soup, and watching "Jeopardy!" 694 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,908 I've never missed an episode of "Jeopardy!" 695 00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:46,535 in the last four years. 696 00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,869 - Shut up. 697 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,998 - If I'm on tour, my DVR saves them up. 698 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,875 He's no--he's no missus, 699 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,586 but love to teach children about love and compassion. 700 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,547 Come to his neighborhood anytime. 701 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,007 - Who was Mr. Rogers? - Correct. 702 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:03,885 See, you gotta-- the question is in the answer. 703 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,637 Call me Alexis Trebek. 704 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,556 - Who's that? - [laughs] 705 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,392 It's the female version of Alex Trebek, who's the host-- 706 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,810 who's been the host of "Jeopardy!" 707 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,437 for the last 35 years. - That's hot. 708 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,022 - And he's a zaddy. - Is he married? 709 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,940 - I don't know, but he's a total zaddy. 710 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,942 But he's Canadian. Blech. 711 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,777 - [laughs] 712 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,870 - I ain't jumping off no stage. 713 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:38,170 - Your penis is like a robot from outer space. 714 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,339 - Bitch, teleport me to Mars. 715 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,424 - Oh. 716 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,550 - Ahh. 717 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,510 - Hi, everyone. 718 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,762 - Hi. - Hi. 719 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,388 - Thank you for waiting. 720 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,432 - Who are you looking forward to meeting? 721 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:53,435 - Sharon. Definitely. 722 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:56,438 - I think I got lash glue in my eye. 723 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,232 Mwah. Mwah. I'm always fucking something up. 724 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,318 - Me, too. - Hi, Sweetpea. 725 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,987 Mwah. Mwah. - Long time, no see. 726 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,656 - Thank you so much. 727 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,284 You look amazing. Start drinking. 728 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,952 - Alaska? Is that you? 729 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,497 Yes. - Oh, my gosh, my gosh. 730 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,249 - Oh. [fake sobs] 731 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,793 - I have a present for you. - Oh, thank you. 732 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,962 - Because you have a song called "Black Licorice." 733 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,339 - Yes. 734 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,507 - So this is salted black licorice. 735 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,092 - Thank you. 736 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,551 - So if black licorice made you write a song, 737 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,636 this is going to make you write another album. 738 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,929 - I love it. I love it. 739 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,347 And I'll sing it tonight just for you. 740 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,765 I will. I'll sing it for you. 741 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,100 - It's my favorite song. 742 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,393 - If you fuck with my sound tonight, 743 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,062 I swear to God you better get on there 744 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:38,230 and you say you fucked with Sharon on the last show. 745 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,689 She will never return. 746 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,982 - Shangela just told me what happened. 747 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,068 The venue sound guy fucked up, 748 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,112 and so I told him what the fuck happened. 749 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,655 - Well. - I put it back together. 750 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:48,490 - I'm not the venue's sound guy. - No, I know. 751 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,242 - I'm the clown that's expected to do this shit every night, 752 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,119 and it's really disheartening to say goodbye to a tour 753 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:53,870 if that fucking mic isn't right. 754 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,789 I'm not screaming at you. 755 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,415 - I know. - I can't even be mad 756 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:01,378 because I look so goddamn fucking pretty right now. 757 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,797 I should have been a goth girl a long time ago. 758 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,507 This is beautiful. 759 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:09,761 Why did I ever walk away from being a spoopy bitch? 760 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,929 - Hey. 761 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,930 - I think it's really good. 762 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,807 - God, I look good. 763 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:14,850 - How beautiful? 764 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,643 Will you marry me, Sharon? 765 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:20,355 - Last one. Everyone be way too much tonight. 766 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,649 Be a gay character of yourself. 767 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,277 Last show. These shows are the funnest, 768 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,571 because even the shows over the top, 769 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,573 but now it's like you're making fun 770 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,534 of what you're already making fun of. 771 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,787 [cheers and applause] 772 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,915 [organ music] 773 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,305 - The physical mask that we apply 774 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:56,766 is actually kind of also a philosophical one 775 00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:01,062 of, you know, masking a little bit of your damages, 776 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,772 and kind of elevating 777 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,358 the things that you don't feel comfortable sharing. 778 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,736 I'm just a regular white farm boy 779 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,821 from the cornfields of Iowa. 780 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,407 I don't go too much into it. 781 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,618 Everyone has their goddamn story. 782 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:18,038 Mine is no special, any more special, 783 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,748 and a lot of fans, they tell me 784 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,708 thank you for sharing your story of being bullied 785 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,501 on "RuPaul's Drag Race," 786 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,463 but all 100 and how many 787 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,757 who have walked through that pink werq room 788 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,508 is damaged goods. 789 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969 And some people even said, you know, 790 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,430 thank you for showing that drag can be freaky. 791 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:39,476 We're all freaks. We're all men dressed as women, 792 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,937 which, you know, is the funniest joke of them all. 793 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,022 Because no woman looks like us. 794 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,733 And if they did, they would look insane. 795 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,820 [cheers and applause] 796 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,447 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 797 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:56,117 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 798 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,372 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 799 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 800 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,753 [cheers and applause] 801 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,341 Happy Halloween. 802 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,137 Hail satan and Hail-sinki. 803 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,681 Thank you, everyone. 804 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:20,725 [cheers and applause] 805 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,521 I'm so good. My God. 806 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,855 - I like that one. And Hail-sinki. 807 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,607 - And Hail-sinki. 808 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,693 - [laughs] 809 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,027 - Well, I knew it was the last one. 810 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,238 You give them a little thrill. 811 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:35,490 - Let's get you-- - Aah. 812 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,117 Oh, girl. 813 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,868 I didn't go to college. I don't have any skills. 814 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:40,662 I can't do anything else. 815 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,038 - That was a skill out there. 816 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,040 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 817 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,458 It's good to feel proud of yourself sometimes. 818 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,584 - It is. It really is. 819 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,128 Go get 'em, gal. 820 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,129 - Philly, I had so much fun. 821 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,588 No one got hurt, right? 822 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,923 - No, you were great, girl. 823 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,134 - No one got punched? - It was fun. 824 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,886 - It's 'cause I knew it was the last-- 825 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,471 I knew it was last one, 826 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,349 so you always give way too much theater. 827 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,476 But now, now I'm like, all right, 828 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,478 now the tour can start. 829 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,480 - Now that you finally-- 830 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,858 - I feel that way at the end of every ensemble show. 831 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,944 I'm like, oh, now we can do it. 832 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:16,865 The human condition only has one thing in common, 833 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,783 and that's we're all going to die. 834 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,368 We're all floating on this little speck of dust 835 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:24,039 in the universe, so why take shit too seriously? 836 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,123 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 837 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,962 Now it's time for a stiff drink. 838 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,714 - [laughs] 839 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:36,593 - ♪ Black licorice ♪ 840 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,180 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 841 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,352 - Do you believe in God? 842 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:48,355 - I am God. 843 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:51,149 - You are God. - You are God. 844 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,485 [all laugh] 845 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,362 - ♪ Black licorice ♪ 846 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,619 ♪ So sweet, but not for the weak ♪ 847 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,122 ♪ Black licorice ♪ 60721

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