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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,577 Hi, honey. 2 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,203 Hi, Mom. 3 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:42,499 You feeling any better? 4 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,585 A little bit. 5 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,628 Guess what? 6 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:47,796 What? 7 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,673 Your grandfather's here. 8 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:52,718 Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick? 9 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,929 You're sick? That's why he's here. 10 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,723 He'll pinch my cheek. 11 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,349 I hate that. 12 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:01,101 Maybe he won't. 13 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,646 Hey, how is the sickie? Huh? 14 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,611 I thin I'll leave you two pals alone. 15 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,989 I brought you a special present. 16 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,824 -What is it? -Open it up. 17 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,373 -A book? -That's right. 18 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,543 When I was your age, television was called books. 19 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,921 And this is a special book. 20 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,216 lt was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick... 21 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,635 and I used to read it to your father. 22 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,221 And today, I'm goinna read it to you. 23 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,306 Has it got any sports in it? 24 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,766 Are you kidding? 25 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,770 Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge... 26 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,314 giants, monsters, chases... 27 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:51,276 escapes, true love, miracles. 28 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,237 Doesn't sound too bad. 29 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,739 I'll try and stay awake. 30 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,159 Well, thank you very much. very nice of you. 31 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,829 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 32 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,872 All right. 33 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:08,502 "The Princess Bride... 34 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,504 "by S. Morgenstern. 35 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,464 "Chapter One. 36 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,509 "Buttercup was raised on a small farm... 37 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,553 "in the country of Florin. 38 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,597 "Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse... 39 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,559 "and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. 40 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:27,563 "His name was Westley, but she never called him that." 41 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,648 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? 42 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,026 Yeah, it's really good. 43 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:36,196 "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure... 44 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,240 as ordering Westley around." 45 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,951 Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. 46 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,912 I want to see my face shining in it by morning. 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,747 As you wish. 48 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:52,212 "As you wish" was all he ever said to her. 49 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,426 Farm boy, fill these with water. 50 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,013 Please. 51 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,432 As you wish. 52 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,854 That day she was amazed to discover... 53 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,815 that when he was saying, "As you wish"... 54 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,984 what he meant was, "I love you." 55 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,156 "And even more amazing was the day she realized... 56 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,575 she truly loved him back." 57 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,244 Farm boy. 58 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,544 Fetch me that pitcher. 59 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,645 As you wish. 60 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,073 Hold it. Hold it. 61 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,951 What is this? Are you trying to trick me? 62 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,953 And where's the sports? 63 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,830 ls this a kissing book? 64 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,624 Wait. Just wait. 65 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,834 When does it get good? 66 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,796 Keep your shirt on and let me read. 67 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,298 "Westley had no money for marriage... 68 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,801 "so he packed his few belongings and left the farm... 69 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,719 "to seek his fortune across the sea." 70 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:26,598 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup. 71 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,850 I don't believe this! 72 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,937 I fear I'll never see you again. 73 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,064 Of course you will. 74 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,276 But what if something happens to you? 75 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,073 Hear this now... 76 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,867 I will always come for you. 77 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:49,371 But how can you be sure? 78 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,415 This is true love. 79 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,919 Do you think this happens every day? 80 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,766 Westley didn't reach his destination. 81 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,145 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts... 82 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,564 who never left captives alive. 83 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,567 When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered... 84 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,485 Murdered by pirates is good! 85 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,529 she went into her room and shut the door... 86 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,866 and for days she neither slept nor ate. 87 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,618 I will never love again. 88 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:37,586 Five years later, the main square of Florin City... 89 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,839 was filled as never before to hear the announcement... 90 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,467 of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be. 91 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,770 My people... 92 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:57,064 a month from now... 93 00:05:57,231 --> 00:06:01,068 our country will have its 500th anniversary. 94 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:05,155 On that sundown, I shall marry a lady... 95 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,825 who was once a commoner like yourselves... 96 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:14,664 but perhaps you will not find her common now. 97 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,625 Would you like to meet her? 98 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:24,716 My people, the princess Buttercup! 99 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,781 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. 100 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,367 Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck... 101 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,744 the right to choose his bride... 102 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,580 she did not love him. 103 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,711 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance... 104 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:04,089 that she would grow to love him... 105 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,717 the only joy she found was in her daily ride. 106 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:21,857 A word, my lady? 107 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:26,862 We are but poor, lost circus performers. 108 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,448 ls there a village nearby? 109 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:32,659 There is nothing nearby, not for miles. 110 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,288 Then there will be no one to hear you scream. 111 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,838 What is that you're ripping? 112 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,175 It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder. 113 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,926 Who's Guilder? 114 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,472 The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin. 115 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,723 Go! 116 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,225 Once the horse reaches the castle... 117 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,102 the fabric will make the prince suspect... 118 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,480 that the Guilderians have abducted his love. 119 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,232 When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier... 120 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,818 his suspicions will be totally confirmed. 121 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,404 You never said anything about killing anyone. 122 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,032 I've hired you to help me start a war. 123 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,909 It's a prestigious line of work... 124 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,828 with a long and glorious tradition. 125 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,165 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. 126 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:25,337 Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? 127 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,631 You were not hired for your brains... 128 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,257 you hippopotamic land mass! 129 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,926 I agree with Fezzik. 130 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,345 The sot has spoken! 131 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,181 What happens to her is not truly your concern! 132 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,724 I will kill her! 133 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,726 And remember this, never forget this... 134 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,479 When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk... 135 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,814 you couldn't buy brandy! 136 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:48,818 And you... friendless, brainless... 137 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:50,862 helpless, hopeless! 138 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,282 Do you want me to send you back to where you were... 139 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,536 unemployed in Greenland? 140 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:15,095 That Vizzini, he can... fuss. 141 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,596 Fuss, fuss... 142 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:20,600 I think he like to scream... at us. 143 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:25,230 Probably he means no... harm. 144 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,692 He's really very short on... charm. 145 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,611 You have a great gift for rhyme. 146 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,613 Yes, yes, some of the time. 147 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,782 Enough of that! 148 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,659 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 149 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,662 If there are, we'll all be dead. 150 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,623 No more rhymes, now. I mean it! 151 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,667 Anybody want a peanut? 152 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,928 We'll reach the cliffs by dawn. 153 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,307 Why are you doing that? 154 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,892 Are you sure nobody's follow us? 155 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,811 That would be inconceivable. 156 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,896 Despite what you think... 157 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,566 you will be caught, and when you are... 158 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,027 the prince will see you all hanged. 159 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,654 Of all the necks on this boat, Highness... 160 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,490 the one you should be worrying about is your own. 161 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,663 Stop doing that! 162 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,957 We can all relax. It's almost over. 163 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,709 You are sure nobody's follow us? 164 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,837 As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally... 165 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,340 and in all other ways inconceivable! 166 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,342 No one in Guilder knows what we've done... 167 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:38,928 and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. 168 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,391 Out of curiosity, why do you ask? 169 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,729 No reason. Suddenly, I just happen to look behind us, and something is there. 170 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,272 What? 171 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,156 Probably some local fisherman... 172 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,784 out for a pleasure cruise at night... 173 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,161 through eel-infested waters. 174 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,164 What? 175 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,666 Go in! Get after her! 176 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,376 I don't swim. 177 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,127 I only dog paddle. 178 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,215 Veer left! 179 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,927 Left! 180 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,689 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? 181 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,316 Those are the shrieking eels. 182 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,944 If you don't believe me, just wait. 183 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,238 They always grow louder... 184 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,658 when they're about to feed on human flesh. 185 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,245 If you swim back now... 186 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,289 I promise no harm will come to you. 187 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:52,752 I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels. 188 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,848 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. 189 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,182 What? 190 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,184 The eel doesn't get her. 191 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,062 I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. 192 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,023 I wasn't nervous. 193 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,236 Maybe I was a little bit concerned... 194 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,863 but that's not the same thing. 195 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,198 Because we can stop now if you want. 196 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:26,119 No. You could read a little bit more, if you want. 197 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:30,540 "Do you know what that sound is, Highness? 198 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,917 "Those are the shrieking eels." 199 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,378 Pass that, Grandpa. You read it already. 200 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,298 Oh. Oh my goodness, I did. 201 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,884 I'm sorry. I beg your pardon. 202 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,552 All right, all right. Let's see. 203 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,513 She was in the water, the eel was coming after her... 204 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,890 she was frightened... 205 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,058 the eel started to charge her, and then... 206 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,189 Put her down. Just put her down! 207 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,487 I think he's getting closer. 208 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,530 He's no concern of ours. 209 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,115 Sail on! 210 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,451 I suppose you think you're brave, don't you? 211 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,120 Only compared to some. 212 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,587 Look! He's right on top of us! 213 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,465 I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using. 214 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,052 Whoever he is, he's too late. See? 215 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,640 The Cliffs of Insanity! 216 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,683 Hurry up! 217 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,602 Move the thing! 218 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,355 And that other thing! 219 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,816 Move it! 220 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,363 We're safe. 221 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,032 Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way. 222 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,953 He'll have to sail around for hours till he finds a harbor. 223 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:38,751 He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining on us! 224 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,420 Inconceivable! 225 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,923 Faster! 226 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,134 I thought I was going faster. 227 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,386 You were supposed to be this colossus... 228 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,263 you were this great legendary thing... 229 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,973 and yet, he gains! 230 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,226 Well, I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself. 231 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:59,480 I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new gian, that's all. 232 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,150 Don't say that, Vizzini, please. 233 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,451 Did I make it clear that your job is at stake? 234 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,347 He's got very good arms. 235 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,142 He didn't fall? 236 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,644 Inconceivable! 237 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,604 You keep using that word. 238 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,650 I do not think it means what you think it means. 239 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,070 My God. He's climbing. 240 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,698 Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess... 241 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,032 and must therefore, die. 242 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,450 You, carry her. 243 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,202 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. 244 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,620 Catch up when he's dead. 245 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,164 If he falls, fine. If not, the sword. 246 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,667 I'm going to duel him left-handed. 247 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,919 You know what a hurry we're in! 248 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,879 It's the only way I can be satisfied. 249 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,799 If I use my right, Over too quickly. 250 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,592 Oh, have it your way. 251 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,101 You be careful. 252 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,145 People in masks cannot be trusted. 253 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,398 I'm waiting! 254 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,620 Hello there! 255 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,876 Slow going? 256 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,796 Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, 257 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,841 so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. 258 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,217 -Sorry. -Thank you. 259 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,521 I do not suppose you could speed things up? 260 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,190 If you're in such a hurry... 261 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,525 you could lower a rope or a tree branch... 262 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,694 or find something useful to do. 263 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,115 I could do that. I've got some rope up here... 264 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,284 but I do not think you would accept my help... 265 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,495 since I am only waiting around to kill you. 266 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,706 That does put a damper on our relationship. 267 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:08,294 But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. 268 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:12,381 That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 269 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,258 I hate waiting. 270 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,345 I could give you my word as a Spaniard. 271 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,888 No good. 272 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,890 I've known too many Spaniards. 273 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,101 ls there any way you'll trust me? 274 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,186 Nothing comes to mind. 275 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,774 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya... 276 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,901 you will reach the top alive. 277 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,153 Throw me the rope. 278 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,768 Thank you. 279 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,188 We'll wait...wait...wait until you're ready. 280 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,274 Again, thank you. 281 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,915 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance... 282 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,585 happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 283 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,463 Do you always begin conversations this way? 284 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,050 My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. 285 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,392 He was a great sword maker, my father. 286 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,853 When the six-fingered man appeared... 287 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,855 and requested a special sword... 288 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,815 my father took the job. 289 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,444 He slaved a year before he was done. 290 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,247 I've never seen its equal. 291 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,335 The six-fingered man returned and demanded it... 292 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,837 but at one-tenth his promised price. 293 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,839 My father refused. 294 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,925 Without a word... 295 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,887 the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. 296 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,931 I loved my father. 297 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,684 So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. 298 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,395 I failed. 299 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,608 The six-fingered man leave me alive. 300 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,402 But he gave me this. 301 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,490 How old were you? 302 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,909 I was eleven years old. 303 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,911 When I was strong enough... 304 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,831 I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. 305 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:55,836 So, the next time we meet, I will not fail. 306 00:20:56,004 --> 00:21:01,133 I will go up to the six-fingered man and say... 307 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,885 "Hello. 308 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,846 "My name is Inigo Montoya. 309 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,849 "You killed my father. 310 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,102 "Prepare to die." 311 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,605 You've done nothing but study swordplay? 312 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,775 More pursue it than study, lately. 313 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,986 You see, I cannot find him. 314 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:23,406 It has been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence. 315 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,783 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. 316 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,077 There's not a lot of money in revenge. 317 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,207 Well, I certainly hope you find him someday. 318 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,375 You're ready then? 319 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,294 Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. 320 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,714 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. 321 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,633 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 322 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,178 Begin. 323 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,129 You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh? 324 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,757 I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain. 325 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,384 Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro. 326 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:29,055 Naturally. But I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro. 327 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,682 Don't you? 328 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,642 Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa. 329 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,605 Which I have. 330 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,527 You are wonderful! 331 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,529 Thank you. I've worked hard to become so. 332 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,615 I admit that You are better than I am. 333 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,158 Then why are you smiling? 334 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,993 Because I know something you don't know. 335 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,370 And what is that? 336 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,372 I am not left-handed. 337 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,883 You're amazing. 338 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,053 I ought to be, after twenty years. 339 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,222 There's something I ought to tell you. 340 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,473 Tell me. 341 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,934 I'm not left-handed, either. 342 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,962 Who are you? 343 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,588 No one of consequence. 344 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,090 I must know. 345 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,967 Get used to disappointment. 346 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,096 Kill me quickly. 347 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,931 I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window... 348 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,349 as an artist like yourself. 349 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,895 However, since I can't have you following me, either. 350 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:47,943 Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect. 351 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,706 Inconceivable! 352 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,167 Give her to me! Catch up with us quickly! 353 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,335 What do I do? 354 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,378 Finish him, finish him... your way! 355 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:09,548 Oh good. My way. Thank you, Vizzini. 356 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,218 Which way's my way? 357 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,221 Pick up one of those rocks. Get behind the boulder. 358 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,430 In a few minutes... 359 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,933 the man in black will come running around the bend. 360 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:23,187 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock! 361 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,358 My way's not very sportsmanlike. 362 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,930 I did that on purpose. 363 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,057 I didn't have to miss. 364 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,934 I believe you. 365 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,603 So what happens now? 366 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,565 We face each other as God intended. 367 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,108 Sportsmanlike. 368 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:12,778 No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone. 369 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,532 You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword... 370 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,951 and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? 371 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,328 I can kill you now. 372 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,330 Frankly, I think the odds... 373 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:26,834 are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting. 374 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,212 It's not my fault for being the biggest and the strongest. 375 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,256 I don't even exercise. 376 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,570 Look, are you just fiddling around with me, or what? 377 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,489 I just want you to feel you're doing well. 378 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,199 I hate for people to die embarrassed. 379 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,786 You're quick! 380 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,204 And good thing, too! 381 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,539 Why are you wearing a mask? 382 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,499 Were you burned by acid or something like that? 383 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,627 No. It's just that they're terribly comfortable. 384 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,004 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. 385 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:21,138 I just figured why you give me so much trouble. 386 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,767 Why's that, do you think? 387 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:29,855 Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. 388 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,108 I've been specializing in groups. 389 00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,235 Battling gangs for local charities... 390 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,612 that kind of thing. 391 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:41,533 Why should that make such a... difference? 392 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,702 Well, you see... 393 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,412 you use different moves... 394 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:49,875 when you're fighting half a dozen people... 395 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,919 than when you only... 396 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:56,340 have to be worried about one. 397 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,855 I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. 398 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:16,527 But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women. 399 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:35,838 There was... 400 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,382 a mighty duel. 401 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:42,845 It ranged all over. 402 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,013 They were both masters. 403 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:47,433 Who won? How did it end? 404 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,936 The loser ran off alone... 405 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:57,901 but the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder. 406 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,028 Shall we track them both? 407 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,364 The loser is nothing. 408 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,867 Only the princess matters. 409 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,870 Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. 410 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:11,331 We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead. 411 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:12,708 Could this be a trap? 412 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,544 I always think everything could be a trap. 413 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,713 which is why I'm still alive. 414 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:33,145 So, it is down to you, and it is down to me. 415 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,732 If you wish her dead... 416 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,151 by all means, keep moving forward. 417 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,944 Let me explain. 418 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,946 There's nothing to explain. 419 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,741 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. 420 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,577 Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached. 421 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,456 There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her. 422 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,670 Well, If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. 423 00:29:58,838 --> 00:29:59,922 I'm afraid so. 424 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,466 I can't compete with you physically... 425 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,260 and you're no match for my brains. 426 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,345 You're that smart? 427 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,930 Let me put it this way... 428 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:11,141 have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? 429 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,893 -Yes. -Morons. 430 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,061 Really? 431 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,856 In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits. 432 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,234 For the princess? 433 00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,736 To the death? 434 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,404 I accept. 435 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,532 Good, then pour the wine. 436 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,216 Inhale this, but do not touch. 437 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,928 I smell nothing. 438 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,055 What you do not smell is called iocane powder. 439 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,850 It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid... 440 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,395 and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. 441 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,544 All right. Where is the poison? 442 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,213 The battle of wits has begun. 443 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,257 It ends when you decide, and we both drink... 444 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:26,884 and find out who is right... 445 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,177 and who is dead. 446 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,513 But it's so simple. 447 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:34,474 All I have to do is divine from what I know of you... 448 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,476 are you the sort of man... 449 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:39,521 who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? 450 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,939 Now, a clever man would put the poison... 451 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,274 into his own goblet... 452 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,067 because he would know that only a great fool... 453 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,819 would reach for what he was given. 454 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,195 I am not a great fool... 455 00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,948 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 456 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,576 But you must have known I was not a great fool. 457 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,036 You would have counted on it... 458 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:57,039 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 459 00:31:57,206 --> 00:31:58,373 You've made your decision, then? 460 00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,708 Not remotely... 461 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:03,086 because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows... 462 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,589 and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals... 463 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,342 and criminals are used to having people not trust them... 464 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,843 as you are not trusted by me... 465 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,429 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 466 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,640 Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 467 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:16,642 Wait till I get going! 468 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,602 -Where was I? -Australia. 469 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,562 Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected... 470 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,314 I would have known the powder's origin... 471 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,900 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 472 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,276 You're just stalling now. 473 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,528 You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? 474 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:29,905 You've beaten my giant... 475 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,823 which means you're exceptionally strong... 476 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:33,742 so you could've put the poison in your own goblet... 477 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,494 trusting on your strength to save you... 478 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,205 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 479 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,624 But you've also bested my Spaniard... 480 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,042 which means you must've studied... 481 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:45,170 and in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal... 482 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,005 so you would've put the poison... 483 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,049 as far from yourself as possible... 484 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,385 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 485 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,345 You're trying to trick me into giving away something. 486 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:54,471 It won't work. 487 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,640 It has worked. You've given everything away. 488 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,434 -I know where the poison is. -Then make your choice. 489 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:02,980 I will, and I choose... What in the world can that be? 490 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,356 What? Where? 491 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,151 I don't see anything. 492 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:11,071 I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. 493 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,158 What's so funny? 494 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,035 I'll tell you in a minute. 495 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,453 First, let's drink... 496 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:21,790 me from my glass and you from yours. 497 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,472 You guessed wrong. 498 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,267 You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! 499 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,352 I switched glasses while your back was turned! 500 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,979 You fool! 501 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,523 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. 502 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,651 The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." 503 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,529 But only slightly less well known is this... 504 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:56,867 "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" 505 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,008 Who are you? 506 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,302 I am no one to be trifled with. 507 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,637 That is all you ever need know. 508 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,347 To think, all that time... 509 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,099 it was your cup that was poisoned. 510 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,018 They were both poisoned. 511 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,187 I spent the last few years... 512 00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:28,690 building up an immunity to iocane powder. 513 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:33,028 Someone has beaten the giant. 514 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:38,867 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies. 515 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:54,966 Catch your breath. 516 00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:56,301 If you'll release me... 517 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,679 whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it. I promise you. 518 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:04,601 And what is that worth... the promise of a woman? 519 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,269 You're very funny, Highness. 520 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,105 I was giving you a chance. 521 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:10,440 It does not matter where you take me... 522 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:12,943 there is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck. 523 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,945 He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. 524 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,279 He can find you. 525 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,864 You think your dearest love will save you? 526 00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,533 I never said he was my dearest love. 527 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,369 And, yes, he will save me. That I know. 528 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,997 You admit to me you do not love your fiancé. 529 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,582 He knows I do not love him. 530 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,835 Are not capable of love is what you mean. 531 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,672 I have loved more deeply... 532 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,633 than a killer like yourself could ever dream. 533 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,971 That was a warning, Highness. 534 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,348 The next time, my hand flies on its own. 535 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:46,434 For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. 536 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:54,151 Iocane. I'd bet my life on it... 537 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:57,112 and there are the princess' footprints. 538 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,407 She is alive, or was an hour ago. 539 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,577 If she is otherwise when I find her... 540 00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:07,080 I shall be very put out. 541 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,462 -Rest, Highness. -I know who you are. 542 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,756 Your cruelty reveals everything. 543 00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:19,009 You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. 544 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,470 With pride. What can I do for you? 545 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,515 You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. 546 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,602 Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. 547 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,188 Why loose your venom on me? 548 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:34,149 You killed my love. 549 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,109 It's possible. 550 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,528 I kill a lot of people. 551 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,156 Who was this love of yours? 552 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:45,911 Another prince like this one... ugly, rich, and scabby? 553 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:49,289 No a farm boy, poor. 554 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:55,045 Poor and perfect with eyes like the sea after a storm. 555 00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,050 On the high seas, your ship attacked. 556 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,636 And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 557 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,304 I can't afford to make exceptions. 558 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,389 I men once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft... 559 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:07,766 people begin to disobey you... 560 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,060 and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. 561 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,519 You mock my pain. 562 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:13,146 Life is pain, Highness. 563 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:16,483 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 564 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:23,615 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 565 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,534 This would be what? five years ago? 566 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,579 Does it bother you to hear? 567 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,832 Nothing you can say will upset me. 568 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,626 He died well. 569 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,628 That should please you. 570 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,589 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 571 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:42,133 He simply said, "Please... 572 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,553 "please, I need to live." 573 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,640 It was the "please" that caught my memory. 574 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,226 I asked him what was so important. 575 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,603 "True love," he replied. 576 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,358 And then he spoke of a girl... 577 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,360 of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. 578 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,779 I can only assume he meant you. 579 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,572 You should bless me for destroying him... 580 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,492 before he found out what you really are. 581 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,868 And what am I? 582 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,370 Faithfulness he talked of, madam... 583 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:11,579 your enduring faithfulness. 584 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,540 Now tell me truly. When you found out he was gone... 585 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,041 did you get engaged to your prince that same hour... 586 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:17,168 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 587 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,587 You mocked me once. Never do it again! 588 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,506 I died that day! 589 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,554 You can die, too, for all I care! 590 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:32,309 As... you... wish! 591 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,561 Oh, my sweet Westley. 592 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,938 What have I done? 593 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:58,126 Disappeared. 594 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:00,587 He must've seen us closing in... 595 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,131 which might account for his panicking into error. 596 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,134 Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong... 597 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,095 they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp. 598 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:22,108 Can you move at all? 599 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:25,111 Move? You're alive. 600 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,614 If you want, I can fly. 601 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,621 I told you I would always come for you. 602 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,998 Why didn't you wait for me? 603 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,625 Well... 604 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,460 you were dead. 605 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,504 Death cannot stop true love. 606 00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,800 All it can do is delay it for a while. 607 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,387 I will never doubt again. 608 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,765 There will never be a need. 609 00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,187 Oh, no. No, please. 610 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,356 What is it? What's the matter? 611 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,191 They're kissing again. 612 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,902 Do we have to hear the kissing part? 613 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,363 Someday you may not mind so much. 614 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,825 Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good. 615 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,162 You're sick. I'll humor you. 616 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:18,665 So now, where were we here? 617 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:26,464 Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor. 618 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,968 Ha! Your pig fiancé is too late. 619 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,806 A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp. 620 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,766 We'll never survive. 621 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:40,437 Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has. 622 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,466 It's not that bad. 623 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,095 I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here... 624 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,181 but the trees are actually quite lovely. 625 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:56,971 Well, now, that was an adventure. 626 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,224 Singed a bit, were you? 627 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:00,433 You? 628 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,776 Well, one thing I will say... 629 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:14,364 the fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes. 630 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,829 This will all soon be but a happy memory... 631 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,624 because Roberts' ship Revenge is anchored at the far end... 632 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,793 and I, as you know, am Roberts. 633 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,127 But how is that possible... 634 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:29,754 since he's been marauding twenty years... 635 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,340 and you only left me five years ago? 636 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:36,844 I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks. 637 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:41,808 See, what I told you before about saying "please" was true. 638 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,393 It intrigued Roberts... 639 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,354 as did my description of your beauty. 640 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:48,356 Finally, Roberts decided something. 641 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:52,277 He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. 642 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:54,320 "You can try it for tonight. 643 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,781 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 644 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,783 Three years he said that. 645 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:00,994 "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. 646 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:03,246 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 647 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,747 It was a fine time for me. 648 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:08,293 I was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. 649 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,295 And Roberts and I eventually became friends... 650 00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:12,255 and then it happened. 651 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,424 What? Go on. 652 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,760 Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire... 653 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:21,764 so he took me to his cabin and told me a secret. 654 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:24,267 "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. 655 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,561 "My name is Ryan. 656 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,355 "I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts... 657 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,357 "just as you will inherit it from me. 658 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:34,444 "The man I inherited it from wasn't the real Roberts, either. 659 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,279 "His name was Cumberbund. 660 00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,365 "The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years... 661 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,117 "and living like a king. in Patagonia."Thank you. 662 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,870 Then he explained the name was the important thing... 663 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,830 for inspiring the necessary fear. 664 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,834 You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley. 665 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:53,296 So, we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew. 666 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,798 And he stayed aboard for a while as first mate... 667 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,258 all the time calling me Roberts. 668 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,802 Once the crew believed, he left the ship... 669 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,846 and I have been Roberts ever since. 670 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,806 Except, now that we're together... 671 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,351 I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else. 672 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,269 ls everything clear to you? 673 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,781 We'll never succeed. 674 00:45:43,949 --> 00:45:46,325 We may as well die here. 675 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:51,956 No. No. We have already succeeded. 676 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:57,211 I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? 677 00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:00,298 One, the flame spurt. No problem. 678 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,300 There's a popping sound preceding each. 679 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:04,302 We can avoid that. 680 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,720 Two, the lightning sand. 681 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,764 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like... 682 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,974 so in the future, we can avoid that, too. 683 00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:12,351 Westley, what about the R.O.U.S. S? 684 00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:13,811 Rodents of Unusual Size? 685 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,063 I don't think they exist. 686 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,260 We did it. 687 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,972 Now, was that so terrible? 688 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,610 Surrender! 689 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,528 You mean you wish to surrender to me? 690 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:28,738 Very well. I accept. 691 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,282 I give you full marks for bravery. 692 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,367 Don't make yourself a fool. 693 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:34,493 But how will you capture us? 694 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:36,287 We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp. 695 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,331 We can live there quite happily for some time... 696 00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,499 so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit. 697 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,753 I tell you once again, surrender! 698 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,338 It will not happen. 699 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,590 For the last time, surrender! 700 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,008 Death first! 701 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,010 Will you promise not to hurt him?! 702 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,471 -What was that? -What was that? 703 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,682 If we surrender and I return with you... 704 00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,144 will you promise not to hurt this man? 705 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:03,773 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again. 706 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,776 He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. 707 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,153 Promise to return him to his ship. 708 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,781 I swear it will be done. 709 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,868 Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin... 710 00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,287 and throw him in the Pit of Despair. 711 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,998 I swear it will be done. 712 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:25,920 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. 713 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:28,464 I could not bear it if you died again... 714 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,384 not when I could save you. 715 00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,730 Come, sir. 716 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,024 We must get you to your ship. 717 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,741 We are men of action. 718 00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:58,077 Lies do not become us. 719 00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:01,330 Well spoken, sir. 720 00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:09,797 What is it? 721 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,299 You have six fingers on your right hand. 722 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,553 Someone was looking for you. 723 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,682 Then why bother curing me? 724 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:05,144 The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy... 725 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,729 before they're broken. 726 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,230 So, it's to be torture? 727 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:11,776 I can cope with torture. 728 00:51:13,361 --> 00:51:15,863 You don't believe me? 729 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:18,157 You survived the Fire Swamp. 730 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,159 You must be very brave... 731 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,412 but nobody withstands the Machine. 732 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,638 She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp. 733 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:45,101 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her. 734 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:46,644 Of course. 735 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:52,149 The king died that very night... 736 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,693 and before the following dawn... 737 00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:57,238 Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. 738 00:51:57,405 --> 00:51:59,615 And at noon, she met her subjects again... 739 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,534 this time, as their queen. 740 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:04,036 My father's final words were... 741 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,080 Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa. 742 00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:07,581 You read that wrong. 743 00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:10,292 She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. 744 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,669 I'm just sure of it. 745 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,712 After all that Westley did for her... 746 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,757 if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair. 747 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:18,592 Well, who says life is fair? 748 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,052 Where is that written? 749 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,179 Life isn't always fair. 750 00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,765 I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! 751 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,267 Now, get it right! 752 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:28,602 Do you want me to go on with this? 753 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,064 All right, then, no more interruptions. 754 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,650 "At noon, she met her subjects again... 755 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,819 this time, as their queen." 756 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:40,072 My father's final words were... 757 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:45,744 "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy." 758 00:52:45,912 --> 00:52:48,789 I present to you your queen! 759 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:52,418 Queen Buttercup! 760 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,353 Why do you do this? 761 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:15,274 Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up! 762 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:17,818 But they would've killed Westley if I hadn't done it. 763 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:21,071 Your true love lives, and you marry another! 764 00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,575 True love saved her in the Fire Swamp... 765 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:26,535 and she treated it like garbage! 766 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:30,414 And that's what she is... the Queen of Refuse! 767 00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:33,167 So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her! 768 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:35,586 Bow to the Queen of Slime! 769 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,046 The Queen of Filth! 770 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,173 The Queen of Putrescence! 771 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:45,888 Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! 772 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:53,938 It was ten days till the wedding. 773 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:55,814 The king still lived. 774 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:59,193 But Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. 775 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:02,655 See? Didn't I say she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck? 776 00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:04,782 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. 777 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,533 It comes to this. 778 00:54:06,701 --> 00:54:09,828 I love Westley. I always have. 779 00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:12,164 I know now I always will. 780 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:15,376 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days... 781 00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:17,920 please believe I will be dead by morning. 782 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:28,055 I could never cause you grief. 783 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,057 Consider our wedding off. 784 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:33,852 You, uh, returned this... 785 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:36,021 Westley to his ship? 786 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,441 Then we will simply alert him. 787 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:46,365 Beloved... are you certain he still wants you? 788 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:50,619 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp. 789 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:54,999 Not to mention that, uh, pirates are not known to be men of their words. 790 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:57,543 My Westley will always come for me. 791 00:55:04,009 --> 00:55:06,010 I suggest a deal. 792 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:09,221 You write four copies of a letter. 793 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:12,683 I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction. 794 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:13,934 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 795 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:16,061 is always close to Florin this time of year. 796 00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:18,981 We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. 797 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:22,359 If Westley wants you, bless you both. 798 00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,737 If not... 799 00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:31,785 please consider me as an alternative to suicide. 800 00:55:31,953 --> 00:55:34,038 Are we agreed? 801 00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:41,503 Your princess is really quite a winning creature. 802 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,131 A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. 803 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,300 I know. The people are quite taken with her. 804 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:49,803 It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini... 805 00:55:49,971 --> 00:55:51,597 to have her murdered on our engagement day... 806 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:52,765 I thought that was clever. 807 00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:54,350 But it's going to be so much more moving... 808 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:56,977 when I strangle her on our wedding night. 809 00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:58,479 Once Guilder is blamed... 810 00:55:58,646 --> 00:56:00,439 the nation will be truly outraged. 811 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:02,733 They'll demand we go to war. 812 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:09,031 Now, where is that secret knot? 813 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,367 It's impossible to find. 814 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,914 Are you coming down into the pit? 815 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,457 Westley's got his strength back. 816 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:21,085 I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. 817 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:24,797 Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work... 818 00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:28,384 but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan... 819 00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:30,803 my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder... 820 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:34,306 and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. 821 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,019 Get some rest. 822 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,980 If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. 823 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,040 Beautiful, isn't it? 824 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:04,378 It took me half a lifetime to invent it. 825 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,963 I'm sure you've discovered... 826 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:08,674 my deep and abiding interest in pain. 827 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,259 At present, I'm writing the definitive work... 828 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,885 on the subject. 829 00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:14,054 So I want you to be totally honest with me... 830 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,306 on how the Machine makes you feel. 831 00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:20,978 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. 832 00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:59,391 As you know, the concept of the suction pump... 833 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:00,976 is centuries old. 834 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,479 Really, that's all this is. 835 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,856 Except that, instead of sucking water... 836 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,900 I'm sucking life. 837 00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:11,487 I've just sucked one year of your life away. 838 00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:14,573 I might one day go as high as five... 839 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:17,409 but I really don't know what that would do to you. 840 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,661 So, let's just start with what we have. 841 00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:23,040 What did this do to you? Tell me. 842 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:24,958 And remember, this is for posterity... 843 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:26,418 so be honest. 844 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,587 How do you feel? 845 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,468 Interesting. 846 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,063 Yellin. 847 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,648 Sire. 848 00:58:57,325 --> 00:59:01,912 As chief enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret. 849 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,497 Killers from Guilder... 850 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,123 are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest... 851 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,878 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night. 852 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:12,798 My spy network has heard no such news. 853 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:14,216 Any word from Westley? 854 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,345 Too soon, my angel. 855 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:19,805 Patience. 856 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,139 He will come for me. 857 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:23,016 Of course. 858 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,439 She will not be murdered. 859 00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:30,732 On the day of the wedding... 860 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,401 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied... 861 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,195 and every inhabitant arrested. 862 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:36,905 Many of the thieves will resist. 863 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,616 My regular enforcers will be inadequate. 864 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:41,827 Form a brute squad, then! 865 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,997 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed. 866 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:46,665 It won't be easy, sire. 867 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,917 Try ruling the world sometime. 868 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:55,882 The day of the wedding arrived. 869 00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:58,885 The brute squad had their hands full... 870 00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:00,846 carrying out Humperdinck's orders. 871 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,390 Up! Up! Up! 872 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:06,727 Come on! Come on! 873 01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:08,312 -ls everybody out? -Almost. 874 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:10,397 There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble. 875 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,649 Well, you give him some trouble. 876 01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:14,943 Move. 877 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,408 I am waiting for you, Vizzini. 878 01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:27,039 You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have. 879 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:31,460 This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay. 880 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,087 I will not be moved. 881 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,547 Ho there! 882 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:38,925 I do not budge. Keep your "Ho, there." 883 01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:40,552 But the prince gave orders. 884 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,182 So did Vizzini. 885 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,601 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning. 886 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:51,438 Well, this is where we got the job, so it's the beginning. 887 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,565 And I am staying till Vizzini comes. 888 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,025 You brute, come here! 889 01:00:55,193 --> 01:01:00,489 I am waiting for Vizzini. 890 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,991 You surely are a meanie. 891 01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:13,710 It's you. 892 01:01:13,878 --> 01:01:15,587 True. 893 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:19,007 You don't look so good. 894 01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:23,178 You don't smell so good, either. 895 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:24,930 Perhaps not. 896 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,890 I feel fine. 897 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,605 Fezzik and Inigo were reunited. 898 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:37,025 As Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health... 899 01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,444 he told Inigo of Vizzini's death... 900 01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:41,029 and the existence of Count Rugen... 901 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,406 the six-fingered man. 902 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:44,991 Considering Inigo's lifelong search... 903 01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:47,536 he handled the news surprisingly well. 904 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:53,083 Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo. 905 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,584 That's enough! 906 01:01:56,337 --> 01:01:59,756 Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him? 907 01:01:59,924 --> 01:02:02,050 He's with the prince in the castle. 908 01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:05,095 But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men. 909 01:02:09,183 --> 01:02:11,435 How many could you handle? 910 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:13,603 I don't think more than ten. 911 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,110 Leaving twenty for me. 912 01:02:21,612 --> 01:02:23,822 At my best, I could never defeat that many. 913 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:30,662 I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy. 914 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:32,414 But Vizzini is dead. 915 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:36,543 No. Not Vizzini. 916 01:02:36,711 --> 01:02:38,920 I need the man in black. 917 01:02:39,088 --> 01:02:40,172 What? 918 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:42,966 Look. He bested you with strength, your greatness. 919 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:45,010 He bested me with steel. 920 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,512 He must have outthought Vizzini. 921 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:52,142 And a man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day. 922 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,226 -Let's go. -Where? 923 01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:55,228 Find the man in black, obviously. 924 01:02:55,396 --> 01:02:56,605 But you don't know where he is. 925 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,148 Don't bother me with trifles. 926 01:02:58,316 --> 01:02:59,316 After twenty years, at last... 927 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:01,485 my father's soul will be at peace. 928 01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:03,445 There will be blood tonight! 929 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,208 Rise and report. 930 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:18,084 The Thieves' Forest is emptied. 931 01:03:18,252 --> 01:03:19,377 Thirty men guard the castle gate. 932 01:03:19,545 --> 01:03:21,004 Double it. 933 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:22,881 My princess must be safe. 934 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,509 The gate has but one key. 935 01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,804 And I carry that. 936 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:34,476 Ah! My dulcet darling! 937 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:38,605 Tonight, we marry. 938 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:42,150 Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin Channel... 939 01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,444 where every ship in my armada... 940 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,489 waits to accompany us on our honeymoon. 941 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,033 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean. 942 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,913 Every ship but the four you sent. 943 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:56,873 Yes, Yes, of course. 944 01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,959 Naturally, not those four. 945 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:02,629 Your Majesty. 946 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,343 You never sent the ships. 947 01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,887 Don't bother lying. 948 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,347 It doesn't matter. 949 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,391 Westley will come for me, anyway. 950 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,309 You're a silly girl. 951 01:04:16,477 --> 01:04:17,894 Yes, I am a silly girl... 952 01:04:18,062 --> 01:04:21,064 for not having seen sooner that you are nothing but a coward... 953 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:23,233 with a heart full of fear. 954 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:28,029 I would not say such things if I were you. 955 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:30,866 Why not? You can't hurt me. 956 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:34,995 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. 957 01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:36,872 And you cannot track that... 958 01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:39,624 not with a thousand bloodhounds... 959 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,877 and you cannot break it... 960 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:43,837 not with a thousand swords. 961 01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:45,881 And when I say you are a coward... 962 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:47,883 that is only because you are the slimiest weakling... 963 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,926 ever to crawl the earth. 964 01:04:51,929 --> 01:04:55,974 I would not say such things if I were you! 965 01:05:10,364 --> 01:05:12,324 You truly love each other... 966 01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:14,409 and so you might have been truly happy. 967 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,661 Not one couple in a century has that chance... 968 01:05:16,829 --> 01:05:18,830 no matter what the storybooks say. 969 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,875 And so, I think no man in a century... 970 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,961 will suffer as greatly as you will. 971 01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:29,341 Not to fifty! 972 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:55,075 Fezzik, Fezzik Listen. Do you hear? 973 01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:57,369 That is the sound of ultimate suffering. 974 01:05:57,536 --> 01:06:01,414 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. 975 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:03,083 The man in black makes it now. 976 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:04,417 The man in black? 977 01:06:04,585 --> 01:06:06,294 His true love is marrying another tonight. 978 01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:08,588 So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering? 979 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,841 Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important. 980 01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:13,426 Fezzik, please. 981 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:14,970 Everybody, move! 982 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,429 Thank you. 983 01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:27,482 Where is the man in black? 984 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,776 You get there from this grove, yes? 985 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,446 Fezzik, jog his memory. 986 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:39,828 I'm sorry, Inigo. 987 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,789 I didn't mean to jog him so hard. 988 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:51,381 Father, I have failed you for twenty years. 989 01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:53,842 Now our misery can end. 990 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,844 Somewhere... 991 01:06:56,012 --> 01:07:00,807 somewhere close by is a man who can help us. 992 01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:03,810 I cannot find him alone. 993 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:06,813 I need you. 994 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,816 I need you to guide my sword. 995 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,401 Please. 996 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,321 Guide my sword. 997 01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:06,998 He's dead. 998 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,417 just is not fair. 999 01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:11,419 Grandpa, Grandpa, wait! 1000 01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:15,965 Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? 1001 01:08:16,133 --> 01:08:18,802 I mean, he didn't mean dead. 1002 01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:22,347 Westley's only faking... right? 1003 01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:25,100 You want me to read this or not? 1004 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,352 Who gets Humperdinck? 1005 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,312 I don't understand. 1006 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,315 Who kills Prince Humperdinck at the end? 1007 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,317 Somebody's got to do it. 1008 01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:35,652 ls it Inigo? Who? 1009 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:38,780 Nobody. Nobody kills him. 1010 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,198 He lives. 1011 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,825 You mean he wins? 1012 01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:45,078 Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for? 1013 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,871 You know,You've been very sick... 1014 01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:50,375 and you're taking this story very seriously. 1015 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:53,336 I think we ought to stop now. 1016 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:55,421 No, I'm Okay. I'm okay 1017 01:08:55,589 --> 01:08:58,341 Sit down. I'm all right. 1018 01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:03,138 All right, now, let's see, where were we? 1019 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,809 In the Pit of Despair. 1020 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,315 Well... The Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. 1021 01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:16,860 Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body. 1022 01:09:17,027 --> 01:09:18,403 The body? 1023 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,280 Have you any money? 1024 01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,573 I have a little. 1025 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:25,702 I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all. 1026 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,499 Go away! 1027 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,045 What? What? 1028 01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:37,213 Are you the Miracle Max... 1029 01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:38,923 who worked for the king all those years? 1030 01:09:39,091 --> 01:09:40,758 The king's stinking son fired me. 1031 01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:43,761 And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. 1032 01:09:43,929 --> 01:09:45,805 While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut... 1033 01:09:45,973 --> 01:09:47,223 and pour lemon juice on it? 1034 01:09:47,391 --> 01:09:48,391 We're closed! 1035 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,897 Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad. 1036 01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:55,356 I'm on the Brute Squad. 1037 01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:57,025 You are the Brute Squad. 1038 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:59,402 We need a miracle. It's very important. 1039 01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,529 Look, I'm retired. And besides... 1040 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:04,073 why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? 1041 01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:06,284 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. 1042 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:07,660 He's already dead. 1043 01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:09,329 He is, huh? 1044 01:10:09,496 --> 01:10:12,123 I'll take a look. Bring him in. 1045 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,388 I've seen worse. 1046 01:10:32,853 --> 01:10:34,020 Sir? 1047 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,691 We're in a terrible rush. 1048 01:10:38,859 --> 01:10:39,859 Don't rush me, sonny. 1049 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,278 You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 1050 01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:43,905 You got money? 1051 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,114 Sixty-five. 1052 01:10:45,282 --> 01:10:47,825 I never worked for so little... 1053 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:50,495 except once, and that was a very noble cause. 1054 01:10:50,663 --> 01:10:52,747 This is noble, sir. 1055 01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:54,832 His wife is crippled. 1056 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,587 His children are on the brink of starvation. 1057 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:01,965 Are you a rotten liar! 1058 01:11:02,132 --> 01:11:04,175 I need him to help avenge my father... 1059 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:05,927 murdered these twenty years. 1060 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,680 Your first story was better. Where's that bellows cranny? 1061 01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:11,975 He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him. 1062 01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:13,559 He's dead. He can't talk. 1063 01:11:13,727 --> 01:11:16,271 Look who knows so much, huh. 1064 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:21,317 Well, It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. 1065 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:25,238 There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. 1066 01:11:25,406 --> 01:11:26,948 Please open his mouth. 1067 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:31,786 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. 1068 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,414 Now, all dead... well, with all dead... 1069 01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:37,083 there's usually only one thing that you can do. 1070 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,459 What's that? 1071 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,337 Go through his clothes and look for loose change. 1072 01:11:47,886 --> 01:11:49,804 Hello in there! Hey! 1073 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,348 What's so important? 1074 01:11:52,516 --> 01:11:55,351 What you got here that's worth living for? 1075 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:02,233 True love. 1076 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,235 True love. You heard him? 1077 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,404 You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. 1078 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:07,739 Hey, sonny... 1079 01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:09,782 true love is the greatest thing in the world... 1080 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:12,118 except for a nice M.L.T... 1081 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:13,745 A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich... 1082 01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:17,665 when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. 1083 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:19,042 They're so perky. I love that. 1084 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,293 But that's not what he said. 1085 01:12:20,461 --> 01:12:23,212 He distinctly said, "To blave." 1086 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:25,840 And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." huh? 1087 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,343 So you probably playing cards, and he cheated... 1088 01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:31,637 Liar! Liar! 1089 01:12:31,805 --> 01:12:32,805 Get back, witch! 1090 01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:34,307 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! 1091 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,725 But after what you just said... 1092 01:12:35,893 --> 01:12:38,102 I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore! 1093 01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:39,604 You never had it so good. 1094 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,064 "True love."He said "true love," Max. 1095 01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:42,440 Don't say another word, Valerie! 1096 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:43,608 He's afraid. 1097 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,318 Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him... 1098 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:46,569 his confidence is shattered. 1099 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:47,820 Why'd you say that name? 1100 01:12:47,988 --> 01:12:49,947 You promised me that you would never say that name! 1101 01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:52,283 What, Humperdinck? 1102 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,497 I'm not listening! 1103 01:12:57,664 --> 01:12:59,123 True love lies expiring... 1104 01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:01,793 and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help! 1105 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,295 -Nobody's hearing nothing! -Humperdinck! 1106 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:06,255 This is Buttercup's true love. 1107 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:08,925 If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. 1108 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:11,052 Wait, wait. 1109 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,054 I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? 1110 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:15,890 Humiliations galore! 1111 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,937 That is a noble cause. 1112 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:23,981 Give me the sixty-five. I'm on the job. 1113 01:13:27,611 --> 01:13:29,404 That's a miracle pill? 1114 01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:32,198 The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. 1115 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,576 But you have to wait 1 5 minutes for full potency. 1116 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,788 And you shouldn't go in swimming after for at least... what? 1117 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:41,290 -An hour. A good hour. -Yeah, an hour. 1118 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:43,000 Thank you for everything. 1119 01:13:43,168 --> 01:13:44,419 Bye-bye, boys. 1120 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,462 Have fun storming the castle. 1121 01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:47,922 Think it'll work? 1122 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,715 It would take a miracle. 1123 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:00,852 Bye-bye! 1124 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,357 Inigo, there's more than thirty. 1125 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,776 What's the difference? 1126 01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:10,736 We've got him. 1127 01:14:10,904 --> 01:14:12,280 Help me here. 1128 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,449 We'll have to force-feed him. 1129 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:15,950 Has it been fifteen minutes? 1130 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,244 We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour. 1131 01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:20,830 We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand. 1132 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,248 Tilt his head back. 1133 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,126 Open his mouth. 1134 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:30,840 How long do we have to wait 1135 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,508 before if we know if the miracle works? 1136 01:14:32,676 --> 01:14:34,260 Your guess is as good as mine. 1137 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,721 I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together! 1138 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:38,639 I guess not very long. 1139 01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,809 Why won't my arms move? 1140 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,686 You've been mostly dead all day. 1141 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:47,440 We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back. 1142 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,233 Who are you? 1143 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:50,610 Are we enemies? 1144 01:14:50,777 --> 01:14:52,236 Why am I on this wall? 1145 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:53,613 Where's Buttercup? 1146 01:14:53,780 --> 01:14:54,947 Let me explain. 1147 01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:57,033 No, there is too much. Let me sum up. 1148 01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:59,785 Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour... 1149 01:14:59,953 --> 01:15:02,455 so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, 1150 01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:04,290 steal the princess, make our escape. 1151 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,125 After I kill Count Rugen. 1152 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:08,211 That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying. 1153 01:15:08,378 --> 01:15:10,379 You just wiggled your finger! 1154 01:15:10,547 --> 01:15:11,881 That's wonderful! 1155 01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:13,633 I've always been a quick healer. 1156 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:14,967 What are our liabilities? 1157 01:15:15,135 --> 01:15:17,303 There is but one working castle gate. 1158 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:18,596 Come on. 1159 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:24,393 And it is guarded by sixty men. 1160 01:15:24,561 --> 01:15:25,937 And our assets? 1161 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,439 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. 1162 01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:29,899 That's it? 1163 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:31,275 Impossible. 1164 01:15:31,443 --> 01:15:33,236 If I had a month to plan... 1165 01:15:33,403 --> 01:15:35,571 maybe I could come up with something, but this... 1166 01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:37,323 You just shook your head. 1167 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:39,116 That doesn't make you happy? 1168 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,372 My brains, his steel 1169 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,457 and your strength against sixty men... 1170 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:50,044 and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? 1171 01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:54,924 If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. 1172 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,301 Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had? 1173 01:15:57,469 --> 01:15:59,053 Over the albino, I think. 1174 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:03,224 Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? 1175 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:07,019 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. 1176 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,688 There, we cannot help you. 1177 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:11,232 Will this do? 1178 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,818 -Where did you get that? -At Miracle Max's. 1179 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,112 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. 1180 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,322 All right, all right. Come on. Help me up. 1181 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:22,326 Now, I'll need a sword eventually. 1182 01:16:22,494 --> 01:16:24,245 Why? You can't even lift one. 1183 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,747 True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? 1184 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,249 Thank you. 1185 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:31,210 Now, there may be problems once we're inside. 1186 01:16:31,378 --> 01:16:33,921 I'll say. How do I find the count? 1187 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:35,339 Once I do, how do I find you again? 1188 01:16:35,507 --> 01:16:36,757 Once I find you again, how do we escape? 1189 01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:38,259 Don't pester him. 1190 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,469 He's had a hard day. 1191 01:16:40,637 --> 01:16:42,763 Right, right. Sorry. 1192 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,728 -Inigo. -What? 1193 01:16:48,895 --> 01:16:50,688 I hope we win. 1194 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:53,733 You don't seem excited, my little muffin. 1195 01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,234 Should I be? 1196 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:58,237 Brides often are, I'm told. 1197 01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,114 I do not marry tonight. 1198 01:17:01,366 --> 01:17:03,200 My Westley will save me. 1199 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,630 Marriage. 1200 01:17:57,798 --> 01:18:03,177 Marriage is what brings us together... today. 1201 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,637 Marriage, 1202 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:08,099 that blessed arrangement, 1203 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:12,561 that dream within a dream. 1204 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:13,896 Stand your ground, men! 1205 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:26,826 I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! 1206 01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:31,539 There will be no survivor! 1207 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,666 -Now? -Not yet. 1208 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:35,918 My men are here. 1209 01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:38,379 I am here, 1210 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:42,341 but soon you will not be here. 1211 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,218 -Now? -Light him. 1212 01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,265 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 1213 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:52,184 takes no survivors. 1214 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:55,104 All your worst nightmares... 1215 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:58,357 are about to come true! 1216 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,359 Then love... 1217 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,945 true love, 1218 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:05,114 will follow you... 1219 01:19:05,282 --> 01:19:07,658 forever. 1220 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,453 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 1221 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:14,540 is here for your souls! 1222 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:17,752 Stay where you are! 1223 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:19,754 Stan and fight. 1224 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:22,214 Stay where you are! 1225 01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:28,763 So treasure your love... 1226 01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:30,598 Skip to the end. 1227 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:32,683 Have you the ring? 1228 01:19:34,227 --> 01:19:36,312 Here comes my Westley now. 1229 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,064 Fezzik, the portcullis! 1230 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:46,572 Your Westley is dead. 1231 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:47,948 I killed him myself. 1232 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,659 Then why is there fear behind your eyes? 1233 01:19:54,664 --> 01:19:56,415 Give us the gate key. 1234 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:58,542 I have no gate key. 1235 01:19:58,710 --> 01:20:01,212 Fezzik, tear his arms off. 1236 01:20:01,379 --> 01:20:04,256 Oh, you mean this gate key. 1237 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:07,176 And do you, Princess Buttercup... 1238 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:10,179 Man and wife! Say, "Man and wife!" 1239 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:12,223 Man and wife. 1240 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:14,475 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. 1241 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,311 I'll be there shortly. 1242 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:20,481 He didn't come. 1243 01:20:54,307 --> 01:20:56,642 Kill the dark one and the giant, 1244 01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:58,978 but leave the third for questioning. 1245 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:14,410 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 1246 01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:16,996 You killed my father. 1247 01:21:17,163 --> 01:21:19,498 Prepare to die. 1248 01:21:44,107 --> 01:21:45,566 Fezzik! I need you! 1249 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,902 I can't leave him alone. 1250 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:50,070 He's getting away from me, Fezzik! 1251 01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:51,363 Please! 1252 01:21:56,661 --> 01:21:58,704 I'll be right back. 1253 01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:07,630 Thank you. 1254 01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,633 Strange wedding. 1255 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:14,053 Yes, a very strange wedding. 1256 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:15,763 Come along. 1257 01:22:21,978 --> 01:22:23,562 What was that for? 1258 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:25,940 Because you've always been so kind to me. 1259 01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,025 And I won't be seeing you again... 1260 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:31,028 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 1261 01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:33,155 Won't that be nice? 1262 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:34,740 She kissed me! 1263 01:23:21,579 --> 01:23:24,081 Sorry, Father. 1264 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:27,501 I tried. 1265 01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:32,464 You must be that little Spanish brat 1266 01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:35,968 I taught a lesson to all those years ago. 1267 01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:38,012 Simply incredible. 1268 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:40,055 Have you been chasing me your whole life, 1269 01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:42,016 only to fail now? 1270 01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:45,185 I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. 1271 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,522 How marvelous. 1272 01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:27,561 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 1273 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:30,564 It would be a pity to damage yours. 1274 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,650 Westley! Oh, Westley, darling! 1275 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:39,448 Westley, why won't you hold me? 1276 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:40,616 Gently. 1277 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:42,576 At a time like this? 1278 01:24:42,744 --> 01:24:45,621 that's all you can think to say? "Gently"? 1279 01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,706 Gently! 1280 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:04,598 Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? 1281 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:10,729 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. 1282 01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:13,732 It's going to get you into trouble someday. 1283 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:31,125 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 1284 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:33,961 You killed my father. 1285 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,546 Prepare to die. 1286 01:25:43,054 --> 01:25:45,973 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 1287 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:48,142 You killed my father. 1288 01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:49,977 Prepare to die. 1289 01:25:53,606 --> 01:25:56,400 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. 1290 01:25:56,568 --> 01:25:59,403 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1291 01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:01,530 Stop saying that! 1292 01:26:05,535 --> 01:26:07,452 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! 1293 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:09,371 You killed my father! 1294 01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:11,081 Prepare to die! 1295 01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:12,499 Offer me money. Yes. 1296 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:15,419 Power, to. Promise me that. 1297 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:18,422 All that I have and more. Please. 1298 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:21,300 Offer me everything I ask for. 1299 01:26:21,467 --> 01:26:23,385 Anything you want. 1300 01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:29,141 I want my father back, you son of a bitch! 1301 01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,532 Westley, will you ever forgive me? 1302 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,243 What hideous sin have you committed lately? 1303 01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:51,914 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 1304 01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:54,750 It never happened. It never happened. 1305 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:56,084 But it did. I was there. 1306 01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:57,544 This old man said "Man and wife." 1307 01:26:57,712 --> 01:26:59,296 Did you say, "I do"? 1308 01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:03,425 No. We sort of skipped that part. 1309 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:04,968 Then you're not married. 1310 01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:09,014 If you didn't say it, you didn't do it. 1311 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,725 Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness? 1312 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:15,270 A technicality that will shortly be remedied. 1313 01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:19,066 But first things first. 1314 01:27:20,568 --> 01:27:22,027 To the death. No! 1315 01:27:23,446 --> 01:27:25,030 To the pain. 1316 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:28,617 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 1317 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,244 I'll explain. 1318 01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:34,122 And I'll use small words, so that you'll be sure to understand, 1319 01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:36,291 you warthog-faced buffoon. 1320 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:40,128 That may be the first time in my life 1321 01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:42,798 a man has dared insult me. 1322 01:27:42,966 --> 01:27:44,508 It won't be the last. 1323 01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:47,010 "To the pain" means the first thing you lose 1324 01:27:47,178 --> 01:27:49,054 will be your feet, below the ankles. 1325 01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:51,556 Then your hands at the wrists. 1326 01:27:51,724 --> 01:27:53,016 next, your nose. 1327 01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,060 And then my tongue, I suppose? 1328 01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:57,604 I killed you too quickly the last time, 1329 01:27:57,772 --> 01:27:59,940 a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. 1330 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:01,525 I wasn't finished! 1331 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:04,486 The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right. 1332 01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:07,948 And then my ears. I understand. Let's get on with it. 1333 01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:11,285 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. 1334 01:28:13,162 --> 01:28:16,540 so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness 1335 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,500 will be yours to cherish. 1336 01:28:18,668 --> 01:28:21,211 Every babe that weeps at your approach, 1337 01:28:21,379 --> 01:28:24,673 every woman who cries out, "Dear, God, what is that thing" 1338 01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:27,509 will echo in your perfect ears. 1339 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:30,512 That is what "to the pain" means. 1340 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:33,515 It means I leave you in anguish, 1341 01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:36,977 wallowing in freakish misery forever. 1342 01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,105 I think you're bluffing. 1343 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,565 It's possible, pig. 1344 01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,608 I might be bluffing. 1345 01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:47,362 It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, 1346 01:28:47,530 --> 01:28:50,991 that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. 1347 01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,160 Then again, 1348 01:28:54,495 --> 01:28:57,456 perhaps I have the strength after all. 1349 01:29:13,056 --> 01:29:17,225 Drop your sword. 1350 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,230 Have a seat. 1351 01:29:26,652 --> 01:29:28,111 Tie him up. 1352 01:29:29,238 --> 01:29:32,074 Make it as tight as you like. 1353 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:37,579 Where's Fezzik? 1354 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,165 I thought he was with you. No. 1355 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:41,958 In that case... 1356 01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:43,085 Help him. 1357 01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,045 Why does Westley need helping? 1358 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,464 Because he has no strength. 1359 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:49,466 I knew it. I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing. 1360 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,344 -Shall I dispatch him for you? -Thank you, but no. 1361 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:53,637 Whatever happens to us, 1362 01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:55,806 I want him to live a long life, alone with his cowardice. 1363 01:29:57,725 --> 01:30:01,561 Inigo! Inigo, where are you? 1364 01:30:01,729 --> 01:30:04,439 Oh, there you are. 1365 01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:07,025 Inigo, I saw the prince's stables. 1366 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:10,195 And there they were. four white horses. 1367 01:30:10,363 --> 01:30:12,614 And I thought, "there are four of us, 1368 01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:14,616 if we ever find the lady." 1369 01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:15,992 Hello, lady. 1370 01:30:17,495 --> 01:30:20,872 So I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other. 1371 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:23,333 I guess we just did. 1372 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:26,670 Fezzik, You did something right. 1373 01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:29,714 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head. 1374 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:50,026 You know, 1375 01:30:50,194 --> 01:30:52,028 it's very strange. 1376 01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:55,532 I have been in the revenge business so long, 1377 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,534 now that it's over, 1378 01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,620 I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. 1379 01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:03,874 Have you ever considered piracy? 1380 01:31:04,041 --> 01:31:06,126 You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. 1381 01:31:18,764 --> 01:31:20,348 "They rode to freedom. 1382 01:31:20,516 --> 01:31:24,019 "And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe." 1383 01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:27,189 "A wave of love swept over them." 1384 01:31:27,356 --> 01:31:29,941 "And as they reached for each other..." 1385 01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:33,570 What? What? 1386 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:36,823 No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear that. 1387 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:40,327 I...I don't mind so much. 1388 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:47,083 "Since the invention of the kiss, 1389 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:48,793 there have been five kisses 1390 01:31:48,961 --> 01:31:50,587 "that were rated the most passionate, 1391 01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:52,589 the most pure. 1392 01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:55,050 "This one left them all behind. 1393 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:01,056 "The end." 1394 01:32:04,143 --> 01:32:06,603 Now, I think you ought to go to sleep. 1395 01:32:18,991 --> 01:32:20,951 All right. 1396 01:32:23,996 --> 01:32:25,497 So long. 1397 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,416 Grandpa? 1398 01:32:30,878 --> 01:32:33,380 maybe you could come over... 1399 01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:36,091 and read it again to me tomorrow. 1400 01:32:38,594 --> 01:32:40,178 As you wish. 102131

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