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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:02,850 Tori Frederking is back. 2 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:05,349 Her parents sent her to Europe for the summer as a graduation gift... 3 00:01:05,849 --> 00:01:09,349 ...but she's back. Now I have 3 confirmed sitings of her in this mall. 4 00:01:09,849 --> 00:01:15,848 Matt, I don't care about Tori Frederking. I care about her, aged to perfection. 5 00:01:16,048 --> 00:01:18,247 - Daddy likie. - Barry, you gotta focus here, man. 6 00:01:18,272 --> 00:01:20,746 I'm talking about "The Frederking". 7 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,347 You have to focus, okay. 8 00:01:22,847 --> 00:01:25,847 That was in the 10th grade. You got Truth or Dared into a closet with the girl. 9 00:01:25,847 --> 00:01:27,846 That was literally, seven minutes in heaven. 10 00:01:29,546 --> 00:01:31,446 When we got out of that closet, she told everyone at the party that I was... 11 00:01:31,571 --> 00:01:32,771 - an amazing kisser. - An amazing kisser. 12 00:01:32,846 --> 00:01:35,445 - She did! - But, you didn't kiss her. 13 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:38,595 You spent seven minutes shitting your pants and not making a move. 14 00:01:38,695 --> 00:01:40,095 I know, that's what makers her so fucking awesome. 15 00:01:40,595 --> 00:01:42,995 When I got out of the closet, everyone started ragging on me for choking. 16 00:01:43,095 --> 00:01:45,594 She lied and said I was an amazing kisser. 17 00:01:45,619 --> 00:01:47,693 - Pretty stellar move, huh. - To the max. 18 00:01:47,694 --> 00:01:50,593 Oh my god. I've been hearing this story since we shared our mothers uterus. 19 00:01:51,593 --> 00:01:55,093 Oh, and by the way, did you have the balls to ask her out after that? 20 00:01:55,293 --> 00:01:57,693 - I can't remember... - No, but only because I never had my "in". 21 00:01:58,093 --> 00:01:59,393 - Don't do this! - Don't do this! 22 00:02:00,092 --> 00:02:01,292 - Hey! - Hey! 23 00:02:01,592 --> 00:02:02,092 - Come on. - Come on.. 24 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,092 - How do you always know what I'm gonna say? - How do you always know what I'm gonna say? 25 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:05,092 - Fuck! - Fuck! 26 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,591 You guys are really freaking me out with the twins shit. 27 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:09,391 Watch and learn brother. I'm going in. 28 00:02:10,091 --> 00:02:11,591 Eye of the tiger, buddy. 29 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,090 I tiger. 30 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,090 - Don't like how this looks. - No, no good. 31 00:02:22,089 --> 00:02:25,189 So uh, so you like uh, music? 32 00:02:26,089 --> 00:02:28,089 I hate it! 33 00:02:28,589 --> 00:02:31,088 Swing and a miss. 34 00:02:32,088 --> 00:02:33,588 Oh, not the book Barry. 35 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:35,588 No, no. Not the art of war. Oh God. 36 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:38,388 You ever read Sun Tzu's "Art of War"? 37 00:02:39,087 --> 00:02:42,087 I have. It's amazing. 38 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:44,087 Give you my number. 39 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:48,086 I'll loan it to you. Get back to me, at a later date, of your choosing. 40 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:53,085 And we'll have, I don't know, a bottle of chilled white Zin. 41 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:11,083 I'm free on uh, Saturday. 42 00:03:11,283 --> 00:03:12,083 Call me. 43 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:14,583 Shermer High Class of 84. 44 00:03:15,082 --> 00:03:16,582 THE FUTURE IS YOURS! 45 00:03:28,081 --> 00:03:30,080 Take Me Home Tonight 46 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,505 Ronald Reagan: "Win one for the Gipper". 47 00:04:35,072 --> 00:04:37,072 - Hey Tori. - Hey guys. 48 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,570 Whew. This humpback whale just swims right by me, right. 49 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:50,570 I've never felt so scared in my life. 50 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,870 That's when it hit me. 51 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:56,069 This is what I want to do with my life. This is what I want others to do. 52 00:04:56,369 --> 00:05:00,569 See. That's why the second I got back to LA... boom... opened Mint Travel. 53 00:05:01,069 --> 00:05:03,068 Wait, you own it? 54 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,068 Yeah dude. 55 00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:07,168 Went to the bank, got a loan. Pieces fell right into place. 56 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:09,567 So what about you, I thought you went to uh... 57 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,667 - MIT! - MIT! 58 00:05:12,367 --> 00:05:15,067 I just graduated. But uh, I hated it. 59 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:18,066 Yeah it was all like, theory and machines... I was on this one way highway... 60 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:19,766 I was like... 61 00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:21,566 You know... rest stop, please. 62 00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:24,566 So this is a rest stop? 63 00:05:25,065 --> 00:05:27,065 Oh yeah. This is totally temporary. 64 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:31,565 You know what you should do? You should travel. 65 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,564 See the world. Find your hump-back whale. 66 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:35,564 You come see me, ok? 67 00:05:36,064 --> 00:05:37,564 Seriously, it's the slow season right now. 68 00:05:37,664 --> 00:05:41,163 Everbody's at work or school. Perfect time for Matt to shine. 69 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:46,263 You take care man. 70 00:06:48,055 --> 00:06:51,054 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 71 00:06:55,804 --> 00:06:57,803 Hey, don't I know you? 72 00:06:58,803 --> 00:07:00,003 Well I don't think so. 73 00:07:00,303 --> 00:07:02,803 No, I do. I know you from somewhere. 74 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:06,802 - Oh, you went to Sherman, didn't you. - I did! 75 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,302 - That must be it. - Yeah, me too! 76 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:10,802 - Oh weird. - I actually think you were in my homeroom. 77 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:12,701 What? 78 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,301 Yeah, you were the really smart kid. 79 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,801 You won the attendance award... every year. 80 00:07:18,801 --> 00:07:19,800 Yeah. 81 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,800 - It's me, Tori. - Matt Franklin. 82 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,800 I knew I knew you from somewhere... cool! 83 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:30,299 So... er... ah... what are you up too? 84 00:07:30,799 --> 00:07:31,799 Well, uh... 85 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:35,298 I went to Duke and I graduated, with honors. 86 00:07:35,798 --> 00:07:38,298 Yeah. And then I got awarded this internship at Drexel Burnham. 87 00:07:38,798 --> 00:07:40,798 So, I moved back. 88 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:42,997 Oh, it's an investment bank. 89 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,297 - I know what it is. - Oh, I didn't mean to... 90 00:07:45,797 --> 00:07:48,797 - No no, it's fine. I'm in the same business, so. - Really? 91 00:07:49,796 --> 00:07:51,596 Yeah. Where do you work? 92 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:53,296 I'm at Goldman Sachs. 93 00:07:53,796 --> 00:07:57,795 Oh that's funny. I didn't know they had an office in Los Angeles. 94 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:00,795 I know, that's weird. 95 00:08:02,795 --> 00:08:04,295 A lot of people don't. 96 00:08:04,794 --> 00:08:07,294 I'm in Japanese takeovers. 97 00:08:08,794 --> 00:08:11,794 So, are you going to Kyle Masterson's party tonight? 98 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,792 Uh, I don't know... 99 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,293 Oh. You should totally go. It was pretty good last year. 100 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:20,093 Word is, someones gonna ride the "ball" tonight. 101 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,792 Where are they? 102 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:26,292 Weird. 103 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:28,791 Hellooo! 104 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:31,791 You know what. Just take it. Yup just take it. 105 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:35,290 There we go. I'll pay for it when this jackass gets back. 106 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,690 Great! Thank you. 107 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:42,190 So maybe I'll see you tonight... Terry? 108 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:45,289 - Tori. - Right... Tori... sorry. 109 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:59,287 - Barry Nathan. - Dude, you will not believe who was just in here, Tori Frederking. 110 00:08:59,787 --> 00:09:01,287 Bottom line it for me. 111 00:09:01,787 --> 00:09:03,785 I think she was flirting with me. I honestly got that vibe. 112 00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:06,586 That's highly unlikely. Can you do better for me boss? 113 00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:10,286 She said I should totally go to Kyle Masterson's party tonight. 114 00:09:10,286 --> 00:09:12,286 This is it. I finally have my "in". 115 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,585 - Ah, I see. - We're going to that party! 116 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,084 I'm finally getting her phone number. 117 00:09:16,785 --> 00:09:20,485 - Yeah. That's all you got for me? - Oh yeah, what do you know about investment banking? 118 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:21,684 Nothing. 119 00:09:21,784 --> 00:09:23,484 - Currencies? - Nothing? 120 00:09:23,784 --> 00:09:25,284 That's not acceptable! 121 00:09:25,284 --> 00:09:28,983 You've got to bend a bit more here boss. This guy just had another baby. 122 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:32,533 Oh, you're trying to close a sale. Vagina, vagina, vagina... 123 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,433 Good luck. We'll pick you up at 5:00. 124 00:09:37,532 --> 00:09:41,532 Fine. No I will! I'll take it out of my own god damn salary! 125 00:09:42,532 --> 00:09:47,531 No, thank you! It's a pleasure. Such a fucking pleasure. 126 00:09:48,531 --> 00:09:51,031 I'm sorry that you had to witness that. 127 00:09:51,531 --> 00:09:59,030 Steven. That bastards not gonna budge. But um, off the top of my head, this is what I'm gonna do. 128 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:03,029 I'm gonna knock 3 grand off. 129 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:06,529 Your boss is standing right behind you. 130 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:12,528 And I'm not buying your bullshit... Barry! Or a sedan. 131 00:10:24,026 --> 00:10:28,026 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. 132 00:10:38,024 --> 00:10:44,024 You know what?! I gave up college for you bastards. 133 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,523 Oh shit. 134 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,022 Start the engine. 135 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,522 Fuck you! 136 00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:02,521 So um, dad. Somebody's gonna ride the "ball" tonight. 137 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:07,521 Darling, nobody rode that thing when I was a kid. And nobody's gonna ride it tonight. 138 00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:10,020 How's your dad doing, Barry? 139 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:15,020 Well, his parole got pushed back about six months, so he's pretty upset about that. 140 00:11:16,019 --> 00:11:19,019 I still don't understand why they let you go. 141 00:11:20,019 --> 00:11:24,518 7 years of my life, Libby. They stole my youth. 142 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,218 Look at it this way, Barry. At least you went for it. 143 00:11:29,018 --> 00:11:32,517 You realized a goal. You rolled up your sleeves and you applied yourself. 144 00:11:34,017 --> 00:11:36,517 Well I see the traditional evenings torture is in full swing. 145 00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:40,316 Matthew, we had a deal. 146 00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:45,415 You said just give me the summer to figure things out. Well guess what. The summers over! 147 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,014 I want to hear your plan. 148 00:11:47,015 --> 00:11:53,015 Dad, I guess my plan is to keep working at Suncoast until I figure out what I really want to do with my life. 149 00:11:53,515 --> 00:11:55,914 Why don't you just get an engineering job until you figure it out? 150 00:11:56,014 --> 00:12:02,013 Honey, we just think you have such potential. You could be anything. You could be an astronaut. 151 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,513 Oh, problem solved. I'll just be an astronaut. 152 00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:12,512 Matthew, I didn't give a quarter of my savings to MIT so you could work at the mall. 153 00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:17,011 I'll see you all in the morning. I gotta go to work. 154 00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:18,311 Matt! 155 00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:23,511 - Are you OK? - I applied to Cambridge for my masters. 156 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,410 - Holy shit! You finally did it. - I don't wanna open it. 157 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:30,810 - Why not? - Because I'm scared, dip shit. 158 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:35,309 - Oh... want me to open it? - No! Matt, no! Knock it off! 159 00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:36,609 No I think you do. 160 00:12:36,609 --> 00:12:42,208 - Wendy, you're going to England. - I don't know. I don't even know if I'd go. 161 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:43,008 Why? 162 00:12:44,008 --> 00:12:50,007 I don't know if Kyle would come or not. We took possession of the condo on Tuesday... 163 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:54,307 I mean look, he'll visit. He needs to experience a new language. Open it! 164 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:58,806 I just applied to see if I could get in. 165 00:12:59,006 --> 00:13:05,005 Okay, Wendy, you know that I hate giving you compliments, right? 166 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:08,505 I've read your short stories. They're amazing. 167 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,504 I know. 168 00:13:11,004 --> 00:13:15,204 Open it, open it, open it. 169 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,629 Fuckin open it! 170 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,203 - No! - Ok! 171 00:13:18,503 --> 00:13:20,003 No I'm not going to. No, not now. 172 00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:22,503 No, I just want to have fun tonight. 173 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:25,103 Matt? Don't tell anyone, promise! 174 00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:30,002 You can trust me. I'm a Goldman Sachs man. 175 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,102 Good luck with that... 176 00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:42,500 Ok, here we go. Nelson Mandela, Purple Rain, windsurfing. 177 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,800 - Windsurfing? - Windsurfing? 178 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 What am I doing? 179 00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:51,999 I'll never get this girl. 180 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:58,498 I don't wanna hear that talk tonight. Ok? How long do I know you? 181 00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:00,998 - Since 5th grade. - Since 5th grade, right? 182 00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:07,297 You're whippin it real good now. Look at you. You're the smartest guy I know. 183 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:10,497 The acne is all cleared up. 184 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:15,296 Hey, you've had sex now. 185 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,621 - Yeah. - Yeah! 186 00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:22,795 I'm gonna be with you, every step of the way. You're gonna do this, Matt! 187 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,294 And you're gonna do it well. 188 00:14:24,995 --> 00:14:27,494 You're gonna get this broads number. 189 00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:32,194 Hey great work today guy, alright. Thank you very much. Good job today. 190 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,919 Appreciate it. Bien. Mucho! 191 00:14:34,993 --> 00:14:36,493 - Hey Kyle. - Hey. 192 00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:38,493 Get these lights on. Let's see what this looks like. 193 00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:40,192 Hey watch. I'm gonna school this bitch, man. 194 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:42,917 Guys. Get a beer. You're off the clock. Hang out. Good job today. 195 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:48,392 Stellar! That's exactly what I'm talking about. We having a party here or what. 196 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:49,492 Play that fuckin music, white boy. 197 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:04,990 Oh, if I didn't have a cast on, I'd school you little bitches. 198 00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:54,483 - Oh shit! I can't show up in this car. - Why not? 199 00:15:54,983 --> 00:15:57,183 Uh, the Frederking does not roll in a kumquat. 200 00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:06,481 That's my? Bottle from MIT. Come on, I was saving that for something special. 201 00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:11,730 It's kinda special that I've never drunk this much, this fast before. 202 00:16:11,731 --> 00:16:13,730 Hey, listen. You will get through this. 203 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,730 I got fired today, ok? Fired. 204 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:25,729 I didn't go to screw all day and drink all night college, like you twin bastards did. 205 00:16:25,729 --> 00:16:29,128 Tonight I'm catching up. 206 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,228 - Take a right at these lights up here. - Why? 207 00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:38,727 Take a right! I'm sorry. 208 00:16:47,226 --> 00:16:49,226 I'm having no part of this. 209 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:53,525 Yeah Barry, I'm a little fuzzy on how we're gonna get away with this. 210 00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:59,724 I have a set of keys. I know all the alarm codes. It's almost perfectly legitimate. 211 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,224 Almost. 212 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,323 - You just honk the horn if anything shows up. - Roger that. 213 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:25,821 Listen Barry. We really don't want to spend tonight in the LA county jail... 214 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,620 Giving some white supremacist a crying blow job. 215 00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:32,720 That's not gonna happen, Matt. There's no way you'd cry. 216 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,220 Look! 217 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:40,719 Mike the prick bastard sales manager keeps the keys to the 560SL in his prick bastard desk. 218 00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,744 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. 219 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:46,618 I don't know? 220 00:17:46,718 --> 00:17:49,618 We're gonna bring it back later, nobody's gonna know the difference, okay. 221 00:17:49,643 --> 00:17:52,743 I don't know. What if someone sees us? I think there might be security cameras. 222 00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:56,517 Matt, stop thinking. Ok, we'll just do it. 223 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,942 - Shut off the alarm. - No problem. 224 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,215 Fuck! 225 00:18:14,715 --> 00:18:17,215 They changed the alarm codes, man. Those bastards didn't trust me. 226 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,114 I wonder why. 227 00:18:27,713 --> 00:18:30,213 Oh my god. Holy fuck! This is great! 228 00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:46,661 - You pussy! Get back in the game! - C'mon. 229 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:06,458 What the hell is he doing? 230 00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:21,456 Test drive? 231 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:37,954 - Holy shit! - Stole a car! We stole a car! 232 00:19:39,953 --> 00:19:41,953 Unbelievable. 233 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:48,452 I've never driven the 560SL before, Matt. 234 00:19:50,952 --> 00:19:52,452 They never let me. 235 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:58,951 - Man... maybe you should take it back. - No. 236 00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:03,950 You need this car tonight, Matt. You need this car tonight. 237 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,150 Doreen! What's up? 238 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:10,949 Tell 'em Where You from. 239 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,149 Straight Outta Compton Another crazy-ass Nigga. 240 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:17,949 Punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets Bigger I'm a bad mutha fucka and you know this. 241 00:20:18,148 --> 00:20:22,947 But the pussy ass niggas won't show this. But I don't give a fuck, I'm a make my snaps. 242 00:20:22,948 --> 00:20:27,947 If not from the records in the jack and the craps Like burglary, the definition is jackin. 243 00:20:28,947 --> 00:20:32,447 But when I'm legally armed, it's called packin. Crazy mutha fucka from the street. 244 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,946 Oh my god... 245 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,845 Think your prick bastard boss keeps a comb in here? 246 00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:54,444 Holy... 247 00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,443 Are you stupid? 248 00:21:02,943 --> 00:21:07,442 - What is that finger thing? - I don't know. 249 00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:13,441 - Tastes like aspirin. - My tongue is numb. 250 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,941 Holy shit, Barry. That was awesome. 251 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,440 My god! 252 00:21:29,439 --> 00:21:32,439 - Sunshine! - Hammer pants! 253 00:21:35,938 --> 00:21:39,938 - Hey, how's it going? - Did you two manage to fuck each other yet? 254 00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:42,238 - What? - What? 255 00:21:42,937 --> 00:21:48,537 Oh shit, Matt. Matt Franklin. And uh, your buddy your always hanging out with. 256 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,437 What's up. You never makes these things, man. 257 00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:51,936 So that's the "ball". 258 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,136 In person, live, via satellite. 259 00:21:55,036 --> 00:21:57,736 - You know it's not via anything, right? - Yeah, I get the point. 260 00:21:57,935 --> 00:22:01,435 - I don't think he knows what "via" means. - Yeah fuck you. 261 00:22:02,185 --> 00:22:06,684 Wendy get up here. C'mon baby. Get your hot ass up here and give me a kiss. 262 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:08,684 Be careful. 263 00:22:11,184 --> 00:22:12,684 Oh, sorry. 264 00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:15,983 Ok Matt. Share with everybody. 265 00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,683 - Nothing. - Go ahead. What? What were you saying? 266 00:22:19,183 --> 00:22:20,382 This looks suicidal, man. 267 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:23,107 C'mon. You just don't like it cause the ball represents "balls" ... 268 00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:24,182 ...which you don't have. 269 00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:25,682 Kyle. 270 00:22:26,182 --> 00:22:29,082 - Oh, is this one of those "metaphors"? - Matt! 271 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:34,181 Wendy, no. I got this one. Yeah, yeah, it's a metaphor. 272 00:22:34,281 --> 00:22:39,280 - So the "ball" is... - Balls! 273 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,680 Good one. 274 00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:47,679 - This is... - That is a metaphor. I totally got him. 275 00:23:17,175 --> 00:23:22,674 Oh my God. Exclamation point! Matt Franklin. 276 00:23:23,174 --> 00:23:25,674 Do not go anywhere. 277 00:23:35,173 --> 00:23:36,673 Nice shades, asshole! 278 00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:42,472 - No sign of the Frederking. - Yup. 279 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,171 Man I feel like I'm in 10th grade again. I'm gonna put these on ice. 280 00:23:49,671 --> 00:23:51,170 Hey Franklin. 281 00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:53,670 - Down here Hans Solo. - Ah, fuck! 282 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:57,670 - Carlos, what happened to you? - 67 times 365? 283 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,670 - You're in a wheelchair. - Answer! 284 00:24:00,169 --> 00:24:04,669 - Uh... 24455. What's up? - I've been really lazy. Just kidding. 285 00:24:04,769 --> 00:24:07,069 I got hit by a drunk driver right after graduation, but... 286 00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:10,668 "Don't cry for me Argentina" It's not so bad, I get better parking, tons of pussy. 287 00:24:11,168 --> 00:24:13,168 I mean I have stronger opinions about hills now but, whatever. 288 00:24:14,168 --> 00:24:16,167 So what have you doing, building jet packs? 289 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:20,067 - Uh, no, I work at Goldman Sachs. - No you don't! No way you work there! 290 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,667 No I do. I work in Asian takeovers. 291 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:26,766 That's funny, cause you know where I work? Goldman fucking Sachs. 292 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:29,091 - You don't work there! - You work at Goldman Sachs? 293 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:32,465 You bet your legs I do. Think I'm gonna let this shit hold me back? 294 00:24:33,165 --> 00:24:37,665 You don't need to walk to speculate currencies. I said "You don't need to walk to speculate currencies"! 295 00:24:38,864 --> 00:24:40,864 I'm doing what I want. I'm following my dream. 296 00:24:41,164 --> 00:24:43,164 - Eat it. - I thought you wanted to play baseball! 297 00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:47,663 - Fuck you, Franklin! - Ah, look. Do you know Tori Frederking? 298 00:24:48,163 --> 00:24:51,463 - Yeah, I know her. - Well if you see her, could you show her this... 299 00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:53,062 ...and tell her I work at Goldman Sachs. 300 00:24:53,163 --> 00:24:55,162 Wow, that's pathetic dude. 301 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,162 Probably not gonna work either. We don't have an LA office. 302 00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:00,662 Everybody knows that, who has half a sack. Spelled with a "k". 303 00:25:01,161 --> 00:25:03,661 - Well just don't rat me out. - Yeah I'll think about it. 304 00:25:04,161 --> 00:25:06,661 If I'm not gettin laid. When I'm gettin laid I don't think about much else. 305 00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:10,260 Anyway, kinda gettin bummed out talking to you. What do you do, anyway? 306 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:13,660 - I thought you went to MIT. - I work at Suncoast video. 307 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:19,159 Wow... Congratulations? Mom and dad must be psyched. 308 00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:22,659 I'm gonna get outta here. Check this out, "moon walk". 309 00:25:23,159 --> 00:25:25,658 Will you guys move. I'm trying to fucking party here. 310 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:30,658 And it's Kyles crazy grandma, standing there. And she says, listen to this... 311 00:25:31,158 --> 00:25:36,157 I can't tell if your fucking or drowning. But neither one is letting me get any sleep. 312 00:25:38,657 --> 00:25:40,656 So embarrassing. 313 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:44,156 So, uh, the next day, my dad pulls me aside... 314 00:25:44,181 --> 00:25:47,081 ...and he offers to help with the down payment on a condo. 315 00:25:47,155 --> 00:25:52,155 Yeah, so I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 316 00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:56,154 "Literally". 317 00:26:01,154 --> 00:26:05,353 Yeah, anyway so we're moving in on Tuesday, and... but it's great cause there's a hot tub... 318 00:26:23,151 --> 00:26:26,350 Hi. I can't handle this right now. I want to do some of the coke. 319 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:27,875 What do you mean you can't handle this? 320 00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,750 - I want to do the coke! - No, what can't you handle? 321 00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:35,049 - Not doing the coke! - Ok, Barry, we're not cocaine people. 322 00:26:35,149 --> 00:26:39,748 A, My dad's a cop. B, I'm defining my gray area... 323 00:26:39,773 --> 00:26:42,273 ...which I'm pretty sure doesn't include hard narcotics. 324 00:26:42,348 --> 00:26:44,148 - Give me the bag. - No. 325 00:26:44,248 --> 00:26:46,148 Give me the bag or you don't get the car keys. 326 00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:52,847 Okay, just take it easy "Scarf ace." 327 00:26:53,147 --> 00:26:55,147 This one here is an alarm... 328 00:27:37,141 --> 00:27:42,140 - Tori Frederking? - Rick Herrington. Oh my god. 329 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:47,140 - How are you? - I'm good... wow... oh. 330 00:27:51,139 --> 00:27:53,639 Hey, how are you? 331 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,638 What's up man? Good to see you. 332 00:27:57,138 --> 00:28:01,138 Dude and I we're just packing up. Moving in together next week. 333 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,137 - We got a condo. - Yeah, baby tell them the story. 334 00:28:05,237 --> 00:28:08,837 We're here 4th of July. My family always has the big party here, and the house is packed... 335 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,662 ...with relatives and so there's no place for us too... 336 00:28:12,136 --> 00:28:14,136 - I know. - You know? 337 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:16,736 So we come down to the pool, where it's always kinda quiet, right. 338 00:28:18,136 --> 00:28:22,635 - You know, getting into it, water splashing... - So embarrassing. 339 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:27,634 A flotation ring hits me in the head. And I'm like mid pump, its like... what? 340 00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:32,434 And I look and it's my crazy grandmother and she says to me... 341 00:28:32,634 --> 00:28:37,633 ...I can't tell if you're fucking or drowning, but neither one is letting us get any sleep. 342 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:41,633 Next day, dad pulls us aside and offers to help with a down payment on the condo. 343 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:45,732 Yeah so I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 344 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:54,631 That's good. 345 00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:57,431 Hey, um, Matt you remember Tori. 346 00:28:57,530 --> 00:28:59,030 Whoa, yes... weird. 347 00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:03,630 - How's it going? Mark? - Oh, heh heh... 348 00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:05,130 Very funny. 349 00:29:05,629 --> 00:29:07,129 It's Matt. 350 00:29:10,129 --> 00:29:12,129 Is my name. 351 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:19,628 So, high school again, huh? Freaky Deeky. 352 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,127 How's that? 353 00:29:28,127 --> 00:29:34,626 Wow, this breeze is great. It's like, wind surfing weather, you know. 354 00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:38,125 I tell you, I'd love to be out on my board tonight. 355 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:42,125 - You're into wind surfing? - Hell yeah! 356 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:45,624 - Big time, you? - No, I'm not! 357 00:29:47,124 --> 00:29:50,424 - Really? - No! 358 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:57,623 Yeah, no, well... cause wind?! Fuck that! 359 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:03,422 Um, I should probably go check to make sure we're not running out of soda, inside. 360 00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:07,621 - So I'll see you guys later. - Good seeing you. 361 00:30:08,121 --> 00:30:09,621 See ya. 362 00:30:11,121 --> 00:30:14,620 - You know it's funny... - Hey, you ever find yourself in Paris? 363 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,820 - Uh, yeah... - Yeah? 364 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:24,619 There's a lovely bistro right around the corner from the Sorbonne, called the... 365 00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:28,119 It's chevre chaud is impeccable. 366 00:30:31,118 --> 00:30:34,318 We are doing cocaine. Ok. 367 00:30:40,117 --> 00:30:42,417 Looks so easy in the movies. 368 00:30:42,617 --> 00:30:48,116 Let's do this. You're gonna do this, ok. You're gonna feel unbelievable. 369 00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:54,315 Nostrils ready. We're doing this. Ok. 370 00:31:15,113 --> 00:31:16,612 Nice! 371 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,612 Great. 372 00:31:22,112 --> 00:31:24,111 I get stuck with a bag of shit. 373 00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,936 Blammo! 374 00:32:09,105 --> 00:32:11,605 Hey, you're hot! 375 00:32:14,105 --> 00:32:17,904 I'm growling at you! Did you hear me. I was growling at you like a lion. 376 00:32:17,929 --> 00:32:19,729 A lion in the jungle. 377 00:32:20,404 --> 00:32:22,404 I'm Barry. 378 00:32:23,903 --> 00:32:26,403 Confirmation, yeah you're hot! 379 00:32:26,703 --> 00:32:29,803 - What? - Hello. 380 00:32:32,102 --> 00:32:33,602 Show them the? 381 00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:38,602 You are tall. But I can still hear you. 382 00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:43,901 Whoa, you're gonna hurt somebody man. You're gonna take someones eye out. 383 00:32:44,101 --> 00:32:47,600 - That guy is my boyfriend. - Hope he screws better than he dances. 384 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:54,599 Oh shit he's about to do the splits. I can see it in his eyes. There he goes. 385 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:59,099 He's got no testes left. He's got no testes left. 386 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,598 Who's got a watermelon? 387 00:33:03,098 --> 00:33:05,498 Yo, go find your own date. 388 00:33:06,098 --> 00:33:09,998 I got my own date. I think that you used to know her. 389 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:22,596 What's up? Want to dance? Let's see what you got, boy! 390 00:33:29,095 --> 00:33:34,494 Take a good look around you. Everything changes, but "nothing" changes. 391 00:33:34,594 --> 00:33:36,094 Yeah, I hear you brother. 392 00:33:39,094 --> 00:33:44,593 So I been getting into this whole wine thing lately. Tasting it and talking about it. 393 00:33:45,093 --> 00:33:49,092 We should go down to my dads boat and uh, do a little sampling. 394 00:33:49,492 --> 00:33:52,892 Oh hey... there you are. 395 00:33:53,592 --> 00:33:59,091 Matt, hello? When are you gonna show me that thing? 396 00:33:59,191 --> 00:34:02,890 Right, the uh, waterfall. On the other side of the patio. 397 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:07,015 - I was gonna show you that. - I love waterfalls. I'll just be back in a bit. 398 00:34:13,089 --> 00:34:19,588 - How do you like that? - That was awesome. So good. I got goose bumps. 399 00:34:21,088 --> 00:34:23,588 So... 400 00:34:24,088 --> 00:34:26,587 This waterfall's... you know... 401 00:34:27,087 --> 00:34:28,587 There's no waterfalls. 402 00:34:29,087 --> 00:34:30,587 I know. 403 00:34:33,087 --> 00:34:36,786 - Have you seen Niagara? - No I haven't. Have you? 404 00:34:39,086 --> 00:34:40,586 No. 405 00:34:42,085 --> 00:34:44,585 Hey Tori, uh... 406 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:49,084 - Have you... - Hey! Everybody. 407 00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:52,709 Barry Nathan and Tyler Jones are having a dance off. 408 00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:02,583 But I am, my ridiculously dressed friend. I am in downtown tokyo, I am the samurai dance master... 409 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,182 ...and I'm gonna dance your dummy playing ass into the ground. 410 00:35:05,207 --> 00:35:06,707 Yo, DJ... hit it! 411 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,080 Wow, that's amazing. 412 00:35:37,078 --> 00:35:38,578 That's all you got? 413 00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:31,071 You had enough? You had enough? 414 00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,570 Fuckin a, Barry. 415 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:40,070 I got you bitch. 416 00:36:47,069 --> 00:36:49,069 - C'mon. Chill out, alright? - Cool, cool, cool. 417 00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:59,368 - C'mon you guys. We are adults. - Fine, fine, fine. It's over. 418 00:36:59,393 --> 00:37:01,693 Don't do it again, white boy. Here. 419 00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:05,567 God damn it, Barry. 420 00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:15,565 - Are you OK? Oh my god she's choking. - Somebody help her. 421 00:37:17,065 --> 00:37:21,065 I got her. I got you. Breathe... breathe... 422 00:37:21,265 --> 00:37:23,564 Get off her. 423 00:37:24,064 --> 00:37:27,064 - You're gonna pull through. C'mon! Breathe! - What are you doing? 424 00:37:27,564 --> 00:37:32,063 - I'm giving you the Heimlich. - I wasn't choking. She was. 425 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,061 I'm such a jackass. I'm sorry. 426 00:37:47,061 --> 00:37:51,861 I suck at this. I'm... I'm... What am I doing? I'm sorry! 427 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,660 You're awesome. I'm trying so hard, and I... it's... 428 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,860 Here's the thing. You were my high school crush, by the way. 429 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,059 And I just physically assaulted you in front of a bunch of people. 430 00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:05,559 I just hit rock bottom. So... don't mind me. 431 00:38:06,059 --> 00:38:07,357 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 432 00:38:07,382 --> 00:38:09,882 I don't see how it could get any worse. Nope! Got it! 433 00:38:09,907 --> 00:38:13,907 I could ask you to dance and, chuck my drink in your face... 434 00:38:13,932 --> 00:38:17,432 And twirl you into the fucking wall. I'll do it. 435 00:38:18,057 --> 00:38:19,557 I'm sorry... I was... 436 00:38:21,682 --> 00:38:23,682 Oh I love this song! 437 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,556 I love this song. 438 00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:35,355 - Do you wanna... do you wanna dance? - Sure! 439 00:38:36,055 --> 00:38:37,554 Are you insured? 440 00:38:37,579 --> 00:38:41,679 I will dance with you if you promise, no twirling. 441 00:38:41,854 --> 00:38:43,654 Right, I promise. I'll go slow. 442 00:39:06,551 --> 00:39:10,550 - I was wondering, uh... if I could get your phone... - What? 443 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:17,549 I was wondering if I could... I could, uh... 444 00:39:18,049 --> 00:39:23,549 I could always tell in high school, um, that you were gonna land on your feet. 445 00:39:27,648 --> 00:39:29,648 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could get your attention please. 446 00:39:34,047 --> 00:39:38,146 First of all I want to say thank you to everybody for chillin with me... 447 00:39:38,171 --> 00:39:39,871 ...on my very last labor day party. 448 00:39:44,046 --> 00:39:46,445 You know nothings changed it seems like since we graduated. 449 00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:48,970 Trevor, talking to you. What's up with that fucking ear ring, dude? 450 00:39:51,045 --> 00:39:53,545 We are changing, and we're moving on. 451 00:39:54,045 --> 00:40:00,744 We're going our separate ways. And some of us are going our separate ways... together. 452 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:02,043 You all know Wendy. 453 00:40:02,044 --> 00:40:05,443 - Wendy Franklin here. Honey get on up here. - What are you doing? 454 00:40:05,543 --> 00:40:07,043 What is he doing? 455 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:15,442 I think that she is... one hell of a chick. 456 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:21,041 Because she turned a lump of coal like me into a diamond. 457 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:25,041 From all the pressure she put me under. Oh! 458 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,540 Oh, wait. There's something I got here. 459 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:36,539 - Oh my god! - Oh my god! 460 00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:41,038 Wendy, will you marry me? 461 00:40:47,038 --> 00:40:50,537 - No! - Hell yeah! 462 00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:56,036 Yes, yes I will. 463 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,033 Oh man, come on! 464 00:41:55,029 --> 00:41:56,529 - Hey. - Hey! 465 00:41:57,028 --> 00:41:58,728 Look, I know everyone's making fun of you. 466 00:41:58,753 --> 00:42:01,953 But I just want to say I really loved what you did out there tonight. 467 00:42:02,028 --> 00:42:09,527 - Who's making fun of me? - Your dance was cool. It was like anti-dancing. 468 00:42:12,026 --> 00:42:15,026 It was like a big screw you to all them conformist assholes. 469 00:42:15,051 --> 00:42:16,251 I'm glad you liked it. 470 00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:20,326 You didn't give a shit about any of their shit, you know. 471 00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:23,025 Did you want to get naked? 472 00:42:24,025 --> 00:42:30,024 Wow, that was fast. For me I get naked all the time. 473 00:42:34,024 --> 00:42:36,023 Come find me later. 474 00:42:48,022 --> 00:42:50,022 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 475 00:42:52,021 --> 00:42:54,221 - I don't wanna say this, but I really feel... - Then don't! 476 00:42:54,521 --> 00:42:56,021 Don't marry him. 477 00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:58,520 - Oh, christ. - The two of you... 478 00:42:58,521 --> 00:43:02,020 It's like you don't fit. I don't think he can make you happy. 479 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:05,220 Well I already am happy, so your wrong so leave me alone. 480 00:43:05,245 --> 00:43:07,118 Then why don't you open that envelope from Cambridge? 481 00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:10,619 - Because I hate rejection. - Come on. You know you got in! 482 00:43:10,644 --> 00:43:13,144 And you now he doesn't want you to go. He's already holding you back. 483 00:43:13,319 --> 00:43:15,718 Kyle would support any decision that I wanted to make as long as I was happy. 484 00:43:15,743 --> 00:43:17,543 Ok then, why didn't you tell him you applied? 485 00:43:17,918 --> 00:43:20,918 I mean he's gonna be your husband, right? Aren't you supposed to be honest with him? 486 00:43:21,017 --> 00:43:24,917 Oh you're lecturing me about honesty, Mister "Goldman Sachs"? 487 00:43:25,017 --> 00:43:27,017 The only reason you're saying all this stuff is because you're jealous. 488 00:43:27,217 --> 00:43:29,916 - You're jealous that I have a life and you don't! - You're not gonna have a life. 489 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,941 You're just supporting Kyle's life. 490 00:43:32,016 --> 00:43:34,416 That's why you said yes, right? So it would all be wrapped up in a little bow. 491 00:43:34,441 --> 00:43:35,941 Wendy, marriage is a big life decision. 492 00:43:36,015 --> 00:43:39,215 Oh, big life decisions? At least I'm making some asshole. 493 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,940 You're so scared, you can't choose anything. 494 00:43:41,015 --> 00:43:44,814 Not a girl, not a job... anything. And you're just gonna sit there in your little... 495 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,939 ...smarty pants fantasy bubble, dreaming about... 496 00:43:47,014 --> 00:43:49,714 Tori Frederking when you know that she's unobtainable. 497 00:43:49,739 --> 00:43:50,939 That's not true. 498 00:43:51,014 --> 00:43:54,813 You can't get her and you know it. So there's really no risk at all, is there? 499 00:43:54,838 --> 00:43:56,338 It's bullshit, Matt and you know it! 500 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:03,512 I was wrong. You're gonna look great in an apron. 501 00:44:26,009 --> 00:44:28,309 So you know how I've always been into fashion. 502 00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:30,908 Well I am in a van to New York. 503 00:44:31,008 --> 00:44:34,508 - Doesn't that so blow your mind? - Totally. 504 00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:38,507 Let's go to the Drexel party. Why are we still hanging out with the Sachs? 505 00:44:39,007 --> 00:44:42,707 Some of us weren't offered full time positions. I have some serious networking to do. 506 00:44:43,007 --> 00:44:46,606 This is so totally not me, ok. I totally think we can work something out. 507 00:44:46,631 --> 00:44:48,331 Just for tonight. 508 00:44:50,006 --> 00:44:51,006 - Shelly! - Yeah? 509 00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,805 I gotta go. 510 00:44:53,005 --> 00:44:55,505 I totally don't know what I'm talking about. 511 00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:15,502 Is that your car? 512 00:45:17,502 --> 00:45:19,002 This is the so cherry. 513 00:45:20,002 --> 00:45:22,901 - You make enough money for a car like this? - Well, yeah... 514 00:45:23,501 --> 00:45:32,500 - Nobody stopped me when I drove it off the lot. - Matt! Matt! Matt! 515 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,499 This is Barry... the dancer. 516 00:45:39,999 --> 00:45:44,499 So are you guys going to that party in Beverly Hills? 517 00:45:44,999 --> 00:45:48,498 Uh, yeah, we're thinking about it. You? 518 00:45:48,998 --> 00:45:54,497 - Well yeah! - Where is that party again? 519 00:45:54,997 --> 00:45:58,497 Well you know what. I know the way so I should just, ride with you. 520 00:45:58,498 --> 00:46:01,496 - What? - Oh my god, you slut. 521 00:46:03,996 --> 00:46:06,996 - Oh my god, you slut. - Look, you gotta ride with her friends. 522 00:46:06,996 --> 00:46:12,495 - Really? Ok. - Are you smoking now? 523 00:46:12,995 --> 00:46:16,794 When it rains it pours. Am I right, brother? 524 00:46:17,994 --> 00:46:24,493 Come on, punch it up. Punch. And squeeze real tight. And then the finger comes up. Bam! 525 00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:26,493 - And then you go like this. - Hey, get off me. 526 00:46:29,993 --> 00:46:35,492 - Hey, I guess I'm riding with you guys. - Uh, I don't know. 527 00:46:36,592 --> 00:46:38,992 I have cocaine on me. 528 00:46:39,991 --> 00:46:42,491 - Can I ride in the back with you Barry? - Yeah. 529 00:46:44,991 --> 00:46:49,790 Well this will be fun. It will be all bankers at this party, so we will know a ton of people. 530 00:46:49,815 --> 00:46:52,815 Oh, great. 531 00:47:24,986 --> 00:47:27,685 - It's a great night for this, huh? - Yeah. 532 00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:35,484 So this party is at my boss, Pete Bering's house. 533 00:47:35,984 --> 00:47:38,283 Unfortunately he's a bit of a perve. 534 00:47:38,508 --> 00:47:42,708 Swear to god the only reason I got offered a full time position at Drexel... 535 00:47:42,733 --> 00:47:43,933 ...is cause he wants to see my boobs. 536 00:47:43,983 --> 00:47:46,883 - Really? - Uh huh. 537 00:47:46,983 --> 00:47:50,182 - What about your friends boobs? - Well, he's already seen them. 538 00:47:50,182 --> 00:47:51,482 - Really? Wow! - Uh, huh. 539 00:47:51,982 --> 00:47:56,481 You see that's the problem. Boob power recedes once revealed. 540 00:47:56,981 --> 00:48:00,980 He hasn't and won't see mine, so I retain the boob power. 541 00:48:01,005 --> 00:48:02,205 Eye contact, Matt. 542 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,980 You know we always know when you guys look. 543 00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:11,779 - Not always. - No, we do, it's true! 544 00:48:11,804 --> 00:48:16,404 - Go ahead, give it a shot. I'll look away. - Okay. 545 00:48:18,978 --> 00:48:21,478 - Now. - Wow! That, whoa! 546 00:48:21,978 --> 00:48:24,478 - That was good. - Pretty good? 547 00:48:25,978 --> 00:48:28,477 - Now. - Wow, that's crazy. 548 00:48:28,977 --> 00:48:31,877 I don't know. I think maybe you're just getting lucky. 549 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:35,476 - Oh really? Try it again, big shot. - Okay. 550 00:48:36,476 --> 00:48:39,175 - Now. - Wow, that is a gift! 551 00:48:39,275 --> 00:48:43,575 That's unbelievable. Best of seven? 552 00:49:08,972 --> 00:49:10,972 Holy shit, did you see that car? 553 00:49:39,968 --> 00:49:41,968 How are you guys? 554 00:49:47,967 --> 00:49:51,966 - It'll cause the stock to rally. - But I'm worried about them sustaining these margins. 555 00:49:51,966 --> 00:49:54,466 - The rumors about this Russian oil field. - It's going to happen because it's got momentum. 556 00:49:54,966 --> 00:49:58,465 But you can't put momentum on a balance sheet. I mean, their numbers are embarrassing. 557 00:49:58,465 --> 00:50:02,665 That's irrelevant. We'll float some junk and then they can buy a company with a balance sheet... 558 00:50:02,790 --> 00:50:04,464 ...that's not absolute shit. 559 00:50:04,465 --> 00:50:08,264 Walter, your not drinking. I warned you about that. Excuse me. 560 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,964 - Hello Tori. - Hey Mr. Bering. 561 00:50:10,164 --> 00:50:15,663 Hey, it's Pete. Please. I was really hoping you'd come. Walk with me. Excuse me. 562 00:50:15,963 --> 00:50:18,863 - I think Beth's here. - Didn't notice. 563 00:50:18,963 --> 00:50:25,462 Listen Tori. I was hoping to get your opinion on the actualities of that Baltic Sterling nonsense. 564 00:50:26,962 --> 00:50:32,961 Would you mind coming upstairs. Take a look at that report. Decode it for me. 565 00:50:32,961 --> 00:50:37,060 It's Pete, right? Pete Bering. Matt Franklin. Good to see you again. 566 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,760 - I'm sorry, have we met? - Have we met? 567 00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:54,458 - Matt's over at Goldman Sachs. - Guilty, as charged. 568 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:57,757 So, Matt. Who do you work under over there? 569 00:50:57,782 --> 00:50:58,982 Oh, well... I'm not at liberty to say. 570 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:03,457 - Why not? - We pride ourselves on being a discreet firm. 571 00:51:03,957 --> 00:51:06,457 Our policy is don't discuss business. 572 00:51:06,956 --> 00:51:09,156 Really. Matt doesn't seem like a Goldman Sachs man to me, Tori. 573 00:51:09,181 --> 00:51:12,181 Most of those blowhards can't shut up about work. 574 00:51:13,956 --> 00:51:16,655 Seriously, Matt, tell me the department, let me do the math. 575 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,880 I know a lot of people over there. 576 00:51:18,955 --> 00:51:24,454 - What department? - Yeah Matt. What... do... you... do? 577 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,453 Excuse me. 578 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:33,453 Do you guys know Yen? I mean... 579 00:51:34,953 --> 00:51:42,951 Say a Yen gets uh transferred from Mr. Nariyada's bank, in Tokyo... 580 00:51:42,976 --> 00:51:46,376 ...on a Monday and it lands in Rome. 581 00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:53,950 So what's .467 * 32? 149.5 Lira, right? 582 00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:56,749 Wam, Mr. Roma takes that, flips it over to Mr. Queen Elizabeth... 583 00:51:56,774 --> 00:52:02,774 ...so what's 149.5 divided by 22.3? Six pounds, British Sterling and 78 pence, right? 584 00:52:02,949 --> 00:52:06,548 Wam! He takes it, flips it over to Mr. USA today before opening bell... 585 00:52:06,573 --> 00:52:11,073 So what's 6.78 divided by 1.68? It's 3.99 big bad dream bags. 586 00:52:11,098 --> 00:52:13,598 And guess who Mr. Yankee Doodle Dandy wires it to over the international date line... 587 00:52:13,623 --> 00:52:15,723 Mr. Nariyada. How much is that Yen worth now? 588 00:52:15,948 --> 00:52:19,848 1.012! 1.2 percent more in one day. 1.2 percent times 365 days... 589 00:52:19,873 --> 00:52:23,973 ...and I'll do the math. That's a lot of fuckin blow fish. 590 00:52:23,998 --> 00:52:26,698 So that's what I do, Pete. 591 00:52:27,823 --> 00:52:30,823 Currencies, Franklin? 592 00:52:32,945 --> 00:52:35,745 - Yeah Carlos. - You two in the same division? 593 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,744 Franklin? Matt? 594 00:52:42,944 --> 00:52:47,343 I'm just fucking with you. Matt's a star man. It's like having rain man on the floor. 595 00:52:47,368 --> 00:52:49,368 Except you can touch him and shit. 596 00:52:49,943 --> 00:52:52,443 In fact, he just got promoted. 597 00:52:52,943 --> 00:52:56,442 That's right. I didn't want to say anything. Guy above me got fired. 598 00:52:56,942 --> 00:52:59,942 Some girl asked him for a raise and he asked for a hand job. 599 00:53:00,942 --> 00:53:03,441 I guess he's the one that got the raise, huh. 600 00:53:04,141 --> 00:53:06,241 Sounds like my kind of guy. 601 00:53:07,441 --> 00:53:11,740 - She took him for about 8 Mil. - Oh. 602 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:15,440 Supreme Court takes sexual harassment very, very seriously these days. 603 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:17,939 It's about time, huh? 604 00:53:18,939 --> 00:53:23,439 Yes, yes, it is about time. 605 00:53:23,939 --> 00:53:27,938 Well. Great meeting you, Matt. I have to go make the rounds. 606 00:53:28,938 --> 00:53:31,438 You guys have fun. 607 00:53:31,937 --> 00:53:34,437 Holy shit, that was amazing. 608 00:54:02,933 --> 00:54:05,233 Stay cool. Sexy redhead. 609 00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:14,432 - Trish Anderson. - Barry Nathan. 610 00:54:15,932 --> 00:54:22,832 - Is it snowing? - I think it's like 65 degrees outside. 611 00:54:22,931 --> 00:54:26,930 - No I mean are you holding? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 612 00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:32,929 - You want to have fun little? - Yes I do! 613 00:54:32,929 --> 00:54:37,929 - Come with me. - Really? Oh my god. 614 00:54:42,928 --> 00:54:44,928 Oh my god. 615 00:54:45,928 --> 00:54:47,428 Oops, I did yours. 616 00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:54,927 - Jesus christ, man. - Oh, it's my friend Frances. It's ok though. Isn't it? 617 00:54:57,926 --> 00:54:59,926 Ok, come on in man. 618 00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:02,726 You want any, future man? 619 00:55:03,126 --> 00:55:06,025 Come a little closer, Barry Nathan. 620 00:55:14,924 --> 00:55:16,424 Beverly Hills. 621 00:55:28,922 --> 00:55:35,821 Hey Frances, um... do me a favor. Just take yours to go. Ok pal? Just go! 622 00:55:35,921 --> 00:55:37,921 - Get the hell outta here. - He doesn't want any of that. 623 00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:39,921 He doesn't? 624 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,920 - What the hell does Frances want? - He wants to watch. 625 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,219 - I don't... - He won't bother us. Just let him watch. 626 00:55:52,919 --> 00:55:55,519 - Ok, um... who is this Frances person? - It's non-negotiable! 627 00:56:06,917 --> 00:56:08,917 I'm going to try this. 628 00:56:13,916 --> 00:56:15,416 What do you think this house cost him? 629 00:56:15,916 --> 00:56:19,915 - Drug habit. Kids in therapy. -? The view. 630 00:56:21,915 --> 00:56:24,415 But you like it, right? 631 00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:30,714 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Drexel's great. It's a real opportunity for me. 632 00:56:30,914 --> 00:56:36,413 I'll get stock options, great benefits. You know it's really a wonderful... 633 00:56:37,913 --> 00:56:39,913 What? 634 00:56:40,913 --> 00:56:42,912 I hate it! 635 00:56:44,912 --> 00:56:47,412 I hate my job! 636 00:56:48,912 --> 00:56:55,111 Wow, I've never said that out loud before. But I do, I hate it. I do! 637 00:56:55,911 --> 00:56:57,711 I hate all of this. 638 00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:58,410 - Really? - Hate it! 639 00:56:58,910 --> 00:57:00,410 - Gotcha. - Crazy right? 640 00:57:00,910 --> 00:57:03,410 I just keep thinking, do I really want to do this? 641 00:57:03,910 --> 00:57:07,409 - Is this what I want to do with my life? - Is it? 642 00:57:07,909 --> 00:57:12,909 I do not know, that's the thing. I'm so confused and I really, really don't know. 643 00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:19,708 I'm sorry this must sound ridiculous to you. You're obviously very smart at your job. 644 00:57:19,908 --> 00:57:21,407 No, no, Tori. Whoa! 645 00:57:21,907 --> 00:57:25,307 Are you kidding me? I got this thing that I know I'm good at. 646 00:57:25,332 --> 00:57:26,532 And everyone in my life... 647 00:57:27,907 --> 00:57:31,406 ...expects me to turn it into a career. 648 00:57:31,906 --> 00:57:33,406 I can't stand it. 649 00:57:33,906 --> 00:57:37,905 - I know. I feel the exact same way every day. - And then there's no turning back! 650 00:57:37,905 --> 00:57:41,805 - It's gonna be like uh, family and mortgage. - I know! 651 00:57:41,805 --> 00:57:42,904 - There's no way to quit. - Yes! 652 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,129 - It's a trap! - It's a trap! 653 00:57:49,904 --> 00:57:52,403 God, that sounds so messed up. 654 00:57:55,903 --> 00:57:58,403 Have you ever played the penis game? 655 00:57:59,902 --> 00:58:03,402 I'm not prepared to reveal that information, thank you. 656 00:58:03,902 --> 00:58:07,401 No, it's a real game. I say the word "penis" like really quiet... 657 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:11,901 And then you say it just a little bit louder. Then I say it a little bit louder than that... 658 00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:13,126 And the first to stop saying it, loses. 659 00:58:13,901 --> 00:58:15,400 Are you ready? Is easy. Penis 660 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:17,400 I don't know... 661 00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:22,399 Tori trust me. There is nothing more fun than a job you don't give a shit about losing. 662 00:58:23,899 --> 00:58:25,399 Penis. 663 00:58:25,899 --> 00:58:28,399 - Penis. - Penis. 664 00:58:28,424 --> 00:58:30,424 - Penis! - Penis! 665 00:58:30,449 --> 00:58:31,949 - Penis! - Penis! 666 00:58:32,299 --> 00:58:34,299 - PENIS! - PENIS! 667 00:58:37,897 --> 00:58:39,897 Let's call it a tie. 668 00:58:42,897 --> 00:58:46,396 - Chris, christ, you're out of control, lady. - Yeah, fuck you too! 669 00:58:46,896 --> 00:58:48,696 - What? Sorry. - Don't apologize to me. 670 00:58:48,721 --> 00:58:49,895 What do you think I am, a child? 671 00:58:49,896 --> 00:58:52,895 - Fuck you then. - Yeah, that's better. 672 00:58:54,895 --> 00:58:57,595 I'm gonna swallow you whole... son. 673 00:58:57,895 --> 00:59:00,894 If you don't mind, that would be fantastic. 674 00:59:01,894 --> 00:59:08,593 I mean, um... suck my dick... bitch? 675 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,393 Yeah. That's it! 676 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:20,892 I'm gonna hit it with you, Barry Nathan. 677 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,391 Wait a minute! 678 00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:34,790 - Hey, what the hell is he doing? - Oh he's getting a better angle. 679 00:59:34,890 --> 00:59:37,390 - Ok, he can't come near me! - How close? 680 00:59:37,890 --> 00:59:39,889 - I don't want him touching me at all. -? 681 00:59:42,889 --> 00:59:44,889 - Let me outta here! - What, you don't like this? 682 00:59:44,889 --> 00:59:46,388 Shit no! 683 00:59:48,888 --> 00:59:51,788 - You crazy bitch. - Yeah c'mon. Shout at me Barry! 684 00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:55,887 I'll kill you! 685 01:00:01,886 --> 01:00:06,285 People... freaky shit! I didn't go to college, ok! 686 01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:11,610 You people crossed the line here today! This is entrapment! No thank you! 687 01:00:15,885 --> 01:00:18,384 God it's like, who lives in this neighborhood, right? 688 01:00:18,884 --> 01:00:20,884 Actually, hang on a sec. 689 01:00:24,883 --> 01:00:27,083 How do you feel about a little yard hopping? 690 01:00:27,883 --> 01:00:30,883 - I don't know. - C'mon, let's get out of here. 691 01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,882 - Oh my god! - Shah. 692 01:00:39,881 --> 01:00:41,881 I don't think anyone's home. 693 01:00:42,881 --> 01:00:44,381 Really? 694 01:00:44,881 --> 01:00:46,481 Welcome to your new house. 695 01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:51,080 How are you like this? No one else I work with is this much fun. 696 01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:53,105 I can't believe you're a banker. 697 01:00:54,879 --> 01:00:56,379 Me neither... 698 01:00:59,879 --> 01:01:02,378 - Oh shit. - What? 699 01:01:02,878 --> 01:01:04,378 Oh yeah. 700 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,378 - No. - Yeah. 701 01:01:07,378 --> 01:01:10,377 - We're doing this. - I am not getting on that thing. 702 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:13,777 That was really smooth. 703 01:01:13,877 --> 01:01:15,577 - Come on. - No, I'm not. 704 01:01:15,877 --> 01:01:18,376 - I know you want to. - I'll watch safely from down here. 705 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:24,176 Tori tonight we're not thinking. We're doing. 706 01:01:36,874 --> 01:01:42,373 This is just coming back to me. Do you remember when we played Truth or Dare? 707 01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:46,873 I think you and I got dared into 7 minutes in heaven. 708 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:51,372 No doesn't ring a bell. 709 01:01:51,872 --> 01:01:58,871 - But maybe if we play it again... - You want to play "Truth or Dare"? 710 01:01:59,871 --> 01:02:04,271 - Truth or Dare? - Ok. Wow, uh, truth. 711 01:02:04,370 --> 01:02:09,370 If I was your high school crush, how come you never asked me out? 712 01:02:11,869 --> 01:02:16,369 - You know... I never had my "in". - Your "in"? 713 01:02:16,869 --> 01:02:21,568 Yeah... you know, the right moment. You know the perfect confluence of events. 714 01:02:27,867 --> 01:02:29,367 No. 715 01:02:29,867 --> 01:02:35,266 I've been telling myself that since high school. And it's bullshit. 716 01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:38,291 I had plenty of opportunities to ask you out. 717 01:02:38,866 --> 01:02:42,365 I was afraid. 718 01:02:43,865 --> 01:02:45,365 Truth. 719 01:02:45,865 --> 01:02:51,364 If I had asked you out in high school, would you have said yes? 720 01:02:53,864 --> 01:02:58,363 That's not fair. If I had known then what I know now... 721 01:02:58,863 --> 01:03:02,363 Tori... come on. 722 01:03:04,862 --> 01:03:08,362 No. I probably wouldn't have said yes. 723 01:03:12,861 --> 01:03:15,361 Why do you look so relieved? 724 01:03:15,861 --> 01:03:22,360 Because I am! My biggest regret is not having the balls to ask you out in high school. 725 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,860 And now I know it wouldn't have made a difference. 726 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:28,159 Besides which, if I had and you rejected me, I would have despised you... 727 01:03:28,184 --> 01:03:30,684 ...and I wouldn't be sitting here with you right now, having... 728 01:03:32,859 --> 01:03:35,358 ...having the best night of my entire life. 729 01:03:42,857 --> 01:03:44,357 Dare! 730 01:03:44,857 --> 01:03:53,356 Come over here and bring your lips as close to mine as possible, without touching. 731 01:03:55,856 --> 01:03:58,355 Truth. Are you messing with me right now? 732 01:04:00,855 --> 01:04:03,355 Dare. Come and find out! 733 01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:17,353 Come on... 734 01:04:18,853 --> 01:04:21,852 - Is that good? - No. Not good. Come closer. 735 01:04:30,851 --> 01:04:33,351 What's that sound? 736 01:04:33,851 --> 01:04:41,350 I think that's my heart... beating like really fast. 737 01:04:42,850 --> 01:04:45,349 Dare me to make it go faster. 738 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:50,349 I double dare you. 739 01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:19,345 Oh, yeah hey look, no you know what. No pressure, ok? 740 01:05:19,845 --> 01:05:21,845 Tonight no thinking, just doing. 741 01:05:42,842 --> 01:05:44,841 - Now. - Now. 742 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:59,740 - What's going on, Wendy? - Please just sit for a second, I just wanna talk. 743 01:06:00,839 --> 01:06:06,539 Well, this is a big step. But I think it's the right thing. 744 01:06:06,839 --> 01:06:08,039 Hell yes! 745 01:06:08,238 --> 01:06:12,738 It doesn't exactly take a rocket surgeon to figure that out. 746 01:06:13,838 --> 01:06:16,037 Kyle, I have to tell you something. 747 01:06:16,037 --> 01:06:21,337 - Please tell me you missed your period. - No, no. 748 01:06:21,837 --> 01:06:25,536 - I applied to grad school. - Oh. 749 01:06:25,836 --> 01:06:31,035 Wow, grad school. Wow... where? 750 01:06:31,835 --> 01:06:34,335 - Cambridge. - Is that in the valley? 751 01:06:34,835 --> 01:06:36,835 England... 752 01:06:38,834 --> 01:06:40,334 You want to go to England? 753 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:46,333 Well, I don't know, I just thought we could talk about it. 754 01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:51,533 - What about the condo? - Well, we could always rent it out. 755 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:55,632 We've got six franchises opening in Encino alone next year. 756 01:06:56,032 --> 01:06:59,332 Honey my dad is gonna be fucking pissed. 757 01:06:59,832 --> 01:07:01,831 Oh, god damn it. I thought this was gonna be a special night. 758 01:07:01,831 --> 01:07:03,331 - It is! - Guess I was wrong. 759 01:07:03,831 --> 01:07:06,330 - No it is. - No your kinda questioning the whole thing. 760 01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:08,655 What you just want to call the whole thing off, is that it? 761 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,680 - I don't even know if I got in yet, Kyle. - Oh! 762 01:07:11,830 --> 01:07:15,330 I've been too scared to open it, so why don't you do it for me! 763 01:07:16,755 --> 01:07:20,455 Sure. Oh really? 764 01:07:24,828 --> 01:07:29,328 "Dear Ms. Franklin, thank your for your interest in Cambridge University. 765 01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:33,327 We regret to inf..." 766 01:07:37,827 --> 01:07:44,326 "We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted into our graduate program" 767 01:07:44,826 --> 01:07:46,826 God damn it! 768 01:07:50,825 --> 01:07:56,324 Hey, wait, c'mon. Let's not let some fancy pants school in England ruin our night. 769 01:07:56,824 --> 01:08:03,423 Honey, you can still do your writing thing and now you get to do it right here, next to me, ok. 770 01:08:04,823 --> 01:08:06,823 What can I do to make you feel better? 771 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:13,122 How about some bathroom sex. Will that do it? 772 01:08:16,822 --> 01:08:19,321 How many times have you done that? 773 01:08:20,821 --> 01:08:22,821 You know... 3... 774 01:08:23,821 --> 01:08:27,021 ...and a half... times. 775 01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:30,820 Oh god. 776 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:34,145 See that is what I really like about you, Matt. 777 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:36,319 You're honest. 778 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:45,318 Tori, there's something that I gotta tell you. 779 01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:48,817 You have a girlfriend right? 780 01:08:48,817 --> 01:08:52,817 No, it's um... 781 01:08:54,817 --> 01:08:56,316 It's kinda the opposite... 782 01:08:56,816 --> 01:08:58,816 - You have a boyfriend? - No. 783 01:09:00,816 --> 01:09:04,315 Remember when I bumped into you this morning at the video store? 784 01:09:06,815 --> 01:09:11,314 Actually I don't work at Goldman Sachs. I work at that video store. 785 01:09:13,814 --> 01:09:17,314 - What? - Seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 786 01:09:17,814 --> 01:09:19,313 Shut up... 787 01:09:21,813 --> 01:09:25,313 No, seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 788 01:09:32,812 --> 01:09:36,111 - You lied to me? - No, I mean I know it was stupid. 789 01:09:36,311 --> 01:09:40,311 But I only did it because I thought if you knew that my life was such a dead end... 790 01:09:40,311 --> 01:09:42,410 - I wouldn't sleep with you. - No. 791 01:09:42,410 --> 01:09:45,310 Oh my god. I am so stupid. 792 01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:49,809 I actually thought that maybe you wanted to get to know me. 793 01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:50,808 I do! 794 01:09:50,809 --> 01:09:55,409 You know what. Congratulations Matt, you slept with your high school crush. 795 01:09:55,434 --> 01:09:56,634 Mission accomplished! 796 01:09:56,809 --> 01:09:58,308 No, Tori. 797 01:09:59,808 --> 01:10:02,608 Tori! 798 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:06,833 Ah... Fuck! 799 01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,406 Where the hell have you been man? 800 01:10:14,306 --> 01:10:17,706 - You will not believe what the hell just happened. - Barry, I gotta get out of here. 801 01:10:17,806 --> 01:10:20,105 Big ditto on that. These people are? 802 01:10:20,805 --> 01:10:22,805 Come on. 803 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:27,804 Shit. 804 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:35,303 Barry, Barry. 805 01:10:35,803 --> 01:10:38,303 - Yeah. - I slept with Tori Frederking. 806 01:10:43,802 --> 01:10:46,302 Are you shitting me? 807 01:10:54,801 --> 01:11:02,800 Los Angeles, Matt Franklin had sex with Tori Frederking, tonight. 808 01:11:12,799 --> 01:11:14,298 What a night! 809 01:11:14,323 --> 01:11:17,223 Then I told her I worked at Suncoast. 810 01:11:17,798 --> 01:11:19,797 And then you told her what? 811 01:11:20,298 --> 01:11:22,597 I told her I work at Suncoast. 812 01:11:22,597 --> 01:11:26,597 - Why are you like this? - It wasn't fair. I had to be honest with her. 813 01:11:26,597 --> 01:11:28,597 What are you, stupid? 814 01:11:28,796 --> 01:11:36,295 How do you fuck this up, man? Why can't you give yourself one night of enjoyment? 815 01:11:37,795 --> 01:11:39,795 Put a little relish on your hotdog. 816 01:11:42,795 --> 01:11:44,294 Here... 817 01:11:44,794 --> 01:11:48,793 - I want you to do this. - No. 818 01:11:48,794 --> 01:11:50,794 - Matthew... - I don't do drugs. 819 01:11:50,794 --> 01:11:53,393 - You don't do anything. - I just had sex with Tori Frederking. 820 01:11:53,493 --> 01:11:57,693 Yeah, well, I guess that's not gonna work out for you now, is it? 821 01:11:57,793 --> 01:11:59,292 You fucked it up! 822 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,292 Sorry pal. 823 01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:07,291 - Alright, take the wheel. - Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. 824 01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:14,690 - You got it? - Barry! 825 01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:17,290 - Yeah. - Holy shit! 826 01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:20,290 Holy shit! 827 01:12:31,788 --> 01:12:34,088 We only lost a little bit. 828 01:12:58,785 --> 01:13:05,184 We start splashing around and fooling around and the next thing you know, this flotation ring... 829 01:13:05,209 --> 01:13:06,409 ...hits me in the head. 830 01:13:06,784 --> 01:13:11,283 - And I look up and... - It's his grandma. 831 01:13:11,783 --> 01:13:14,283 Yeah. My crazy grandmother. 832 01:13:14,783 --> 01:13:20,082 And she says to me "I can't tell if you're fucking or drowning..." 833 01:13:20,107 --> 01:13:22,207 ...but neither one is letting me get any sleep. 834 01:13:24,781 --> 01:13:28,281 - Could be worse. - No it couldn't, Barry. 835 01:13:28,781 --> 01:13:31,280 It couldn't be any worse. 836 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:35,280 Put your hands in the air. 837 01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:41,279 I was wrong. Now it couldn't be any worse. 838 01:13:41,779 --> 01:13:44,779 - Matthew? - Wow, wrong again. 839 01:13:45,779 --> 01:13:47,278 Oh my god, oh my god. 840 01:13:47,278 --> 01:13:48,278 Calling for a backup request, over. 841 01:13:49,778 --> 01:13:51,578 Are you two okay? 842 01:13:51,778 --> 01:13:53,278 - Yeah. - Yeah dad. 843 01:13:53,777 --> 01:13:58,277 - What's that all over your face, Barry? - Cocaine. 844 01:13:59,777 --> 01:14:02,276 Dad, we're fine. Thank god you're on duty tonight. 845 01:14:02,776 --> 01:14:04,276 Yeah. 846 01:14:04,776 --> 01:14:06,776 Let's get outta the car. 847 01:14:08,776 --> 01:14:10,775 Take it easy. Alright. 848 01:14:10,775 --> 01:14:11,775 - Get down on the ground! - What? 849 01:14:12,275 --> 01:14:14,275 - Get down on the god damn ground! - Oh my god. 850 01:14:16,275 --> 01:14:17,274 Oh no! 851 01:14:17,774 --> 01:14:20,274 Why'd you steal a car? Why'd you steal it? 852 01:14:20,274 --> 01:14:24,973 He had nothing to do with it, it was all me. He was there, yeah... 853 01:14:24,998 --> 01:14:26,698 ...but he chickened out at the end. He went back to the car. 854 01:14:26,773 --> 01:14:29,773 - You did nothing!? - I drove the stolen car, that's it. 855 01:14:30,273 --> 01:14:34,272 I stole the car. And then the cocaine was in the car. 856 01:14:35,272 --> 01:14:38,772 - You didn't buy the coke? - No, no, no. 857 01:14:38,772 --> 01:14:42,770 - And you didn't have any? - No I swear to god, dad. 858 01:14:42,771 --> 01:14:47,770 Please Mr. Franklin. Don't send me to jail. 859 01:14:49,770 --> 01:14:52,770 Yeah this car is in pretty rough shape. What's the sticker price on this, Barry? 860 01:14:52,770 --> 01:14:55,269 Fifty three thousand. 861 01:14:55,769 --> 01:14:59,669 Fifty eight thousand with the full chrome and leather package. 862 01:14:59,769 --> 01:15:05,368 Yeah, after you serve your jail time, I figure you'll be on probation... 863 01:15:05,393 --> 01:15:09,393 ...working this off for at least one to two years. 864 01:15:09,768 --> 01:15:11,267 Dad, the car's not that damaged. 865 01:15:11,767 --> 01:15:13,267 - Holy shit! - Maybe three! 866 01:15:13,767 --> 01:15:16,767 - Four years. - Jesus christ, dad. 867 01:15:17,766 --> 01:15:19,766 Maybe five. 868 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:21,865 Depending on what kind of job you get. 869 01:15:21,890 --> 01:15:25,690 Of course with your education, you should be able to earn a decent salary. 870 01:15:25,765 --> 01:15:30,765 - I swear to God I'll get an engineering job, dad! - But you don't want an engineering job, Matthew. 871 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:34,566 - I'll do whatever you want me to do. - But what do you want? 872 01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:36,264 I don't know. 873 01:15:36,764 --> 01:15:40,564 No, Dad I'm sorry. I'm just messed up, ok? 874 01:15:40,763 --> 01:15:44,463 I don't know what I wanna do and I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure! 875 01:15:47,763 --> 01:15:52,662 You haven't really failed, son. Because you haven't really tried to succeed. 876 01:15:52,762 --> 01:15:55,662 So don't credit yourself as a failure. 877 01:15:55,761 --> 01:15:57,761 You're worse than that! 878 01:16:03,862 --> 01:16:06,862 I just can't figure it out, dad. 879 01:16:07,087 --> 01:16:10,087 Don't cry like that in jail, son. 880 01:16:12,612 --> 01:16:15,912 I don't wanna go. 881 01:16:18,758 --> 01:16:25,158 You boys will spend at least 7 days in LA county jail before they arraign you. 882 01:16:26,057 --> 01:16:29,657 - You'll be there with child molesters. - Please don't. 883 01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:34,457 But don't worry. We'll make sure the guards know you're a cops kid. 884 01:16:37,756 --> 01:16:41,355 Hey Bill, I can't keep this up. Look at Matt's face. 885 01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:44,380 He's about? 886 01:16:45,755 --> 01:16:51,254 - Ok boys. This is your one and only Mulligan. - What? 887 01:16:51,754 --> 01:16:55,254 - You're free to go. - Oh my god, thank you. 888 01:16:56,754 --> 01:17:03,453 - You guys don't have to turn us in? - Relax, Matt. We're LAPD. 889 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:06,752 But don't do it again, Barry! I mean it. No more coke! 890 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:11,752 Oh are you kidding me! Never, never. Are you crazy! 891 01:17:12,251 --> 01:17:16,251 - This was like the craziest night. - Wipe that coke off your face. 892 01:17:17,751 --> 01:17:23,750 I can't... someone... Mr. Johnson!? 893 01:17:30,749 --> 01:17:33,249 Thank you Mr. Franklin. 894 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:36,748 Matt, take a shot at something. 895 01:17:36,748 --> 01:17:40,248 Don't think about it too much. Just take the shot. 896 01:17:40,748 --> 01:17:42,248 I don't even know where to aim. 897 01:17:42,747 --> 01:17:47,247 Anywhere... everywhere... just take wild shots. 898 01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,847 Hell, it's something just to hear the gun go off. 899 01:17:54,646 --> 01:17:56,646 Thanks, dad. 900 01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:07,444 That was very scary! 901 01:18:08,744 --> 01:18:11,244 My brain feels like snot. 902 01:18:11,744 --> 01:18:15,243 I think she might have left the car back at Kyles. 903 01:18:18,743 --> 01:18:20,743 Matt come on. 904 01:18:25,742 --> 01:18:27,742 Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 905 01:18:28,991 --> 01:18:33,990 Anybody who thinks Broder will actually ride the ball, place your bets with Bryce... 906 01:18:34,015 --> 01:18:37,015 ...anybody who thinks he won't go through with it, cause he's a total pussy... 907 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,240 ...place your bets with Benji. 908 01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:41,490 And it's going to be... choice! 909 01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:04,487 - They're gonna run the world. - How do you know she's still here? 910 01:19:04,987 --> 01:19:06,986 Asshole. 911 01:19:07,986 --> 01:19:09,986 She's here. 912 01:19:20,985 --> 01:19:24,184 - Do I get a helmet? - Yeah, it's down there, by the tampons. 913 01:19:24,209 --> 01:19:25,409 Fucking slam it! 914 01:19:26,684 --> 01:19:29,684 ?? 915 01:19:29,983 --> 01:19:31,983 - Hey. - Hey. 916 01:19:35,983 --> 01:19:40,382 Matt... please, don't be mad. 917 01:19:40,482 --> 01:19:43,782 Wow, Shelly. This really hurts. 918 01:19:49,981 --> 01:19:53,780 No I'm not riding it man. I'm not riding it. 919 01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:55,780 I got fired today. 920 01:20:02,979 --> 01:20:05,479 I think I'm gonna ride the ball. 921 01:20:05,979 --> 01:20:08,379 - Tori! - I'm not interested in anymore of your bullshit.. 922 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:12,578 Look, listen to me. I only lied about one detail about myself. 923 01:20:12,603 --> 01:20:15,703 And that's my job. Everything else was real... tonight was... real... 924 01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,877 And it was amazing. 925 01:20:17,977 --> 01:20:20,976 But you never would have talked to me for more than 2 minutes, admit it... 926 01:20:21,001 --> 01:20:23,201 ...if you knew I worked for Suncoast Video. 927 01:20:23,976 --> 01:20:26,476 You lied to me all night so I would have sex with you. 928 01:20:26,976 --> 01:20:30,476 So you only had sex with me because you thought I was a banker? 929 01:20:30,975 --> 01:20:33,475 No, I went to a party with you because I thought you were a banker. 930 01:20:33,975 --> 01:20:42,474 But I had sex with you because I thought that you were smart and funny and honest. 931 01:20:42,974 --> 01:20:47,973 I thought you were different from everybody else. But you're not. 932 01:20:47,998 --> 01:20:52,198 You're just like all these other scared little boys. 933 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:57,572 All right, hey. Who's it gonna be? Who's steppin up to the plate tonight. 934 01:20:57,597 --> 01:20:59,597 Who wants a shot at the title? 935 01:21:00,972 --> 01:21:02,471 I'll do it! 936 01:21:02,971 --> 01:21:07,471 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a contestant. The Mattinator. Franklin! 937 01:21:08,971 --> 01:21:10,470 What are you doing? 938 01:21:10,970 --> 01:21:12,470 I don't know. 939 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:17,070 Clear the way. Clear the way. 940 01:21:17,269 --> 01:21:20,669 No, Matt. Please don't do this, ok! You don't have to prove anything to these people. 941 01:21:20,969 --> 01:21:24,468 Whoever thinks Matt's not gonna do it, place your bets with Benji. 942 01:21:24,968 --> 01:21:26,468 - And anybody... - Don't. 943 01:21:26,968 --> 01:21:30,768 Listen to me. You don't wanna do this, man. Let me do it for you. 944 01:21:30,968 --> 01:21:34,767 You have a great life ahead of you. I got nothing. Matt, don't do this! 945 01:21:34,967 --> 01:21:36,467 God damn it! 946 01:21:36,967 --> 01:21:40,167 Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Mr Goldman Sachs. 947 01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:45,966 Shut the fuck up and drive! 948 01:21:46,966 --> 01:21:48,965 - Deal! - Matt don't do this! 949 01:21:48,965 --> 01:21:50,865 Why are you doing this? 950 01:21:51,965 --> 01:21:54,965 Please don't do this, Matt. Oh my god. 951 01:21:57,964 --> 01:22:03,463 I'm Matt Franklin. I work at Suncoast Video at the mall... 952 01:22:03,488 --> 01:22:05,988 ...and I still live with my parents! 953 01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:10,063 You suck! 954 01:22:10,962 --> 01:22:15,762 I don't know what I'm doing up here. I'm scared. And you know what... 955 01:22:16,962 --> 01:22:21,061 I have been so afraid of my life, that I have missed my life. 956 01:22:21,961 --> 01:22:24,961 But I'm like all of you. We're all scared! 957 01:22:24,961 --> 01:22:27,460 I mean c'mon. Admit it. 958 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:30,460 We're all trying to be something that we're not. 959 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:34,459 But tonight, all of that changes. 960 01:22:34,959 --> 01:22:40,359 Tonight, I'm not afraid. Tonight, I got one thing to say to all that bullshit! 961 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,458 Fuck it. 962 01:23:00,183 --> 01:23:01,383 Kyle... Kyle... I'm begging you. 963 01:23:01,408 --> 01:23:02,608 Please don't let him do this. 964 01:23:02,633 --> 01:23:05,033 No, honey. It's actually really safe. 965 01:23:05,058 --> 01:23:08,358 Relax. He's gonna roll down this hill right, you see the bend... 966 01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:11,083 ...it actually goes up hill, right. You know how gravity works, right? 967 01:23:11,108 --> 01:23:13,508 He's just gonna stop. It's gonna be gentle. 968 01:23:13,533 --> 01:23:15,133 And, it's gonna be choice! 969 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:18,358 Look! Look! I'm telling you, that's my brother and I love him... 970 01:23:18,383 --> 01:23:19,583 ...and I don't want you to do this! 971 01:23:19,608 --> 01:23:23,108 Oh... did I say it was going to be choice? I did, so cool out! 972 01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:31,933 Yeah, let's make some noise for Matt Franklin! 973 01:23:42,358 --> 01:23:43,558 On three! 974 01:23:44,383 --> 01:23:45,583 Three! 975 01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:58,708 Oh shit! Oh Shit! 976 01:24:12,946 --> 01:24:14,246 Shit! 977 01:24:14,446 --> 01:24:15,946 Matt! 978 01:24:22,945 --> 01:24:24,445 A my god. 979 01:24:25,945 --> 01:24:27,445 Holy christ. 980 01:24:36,443 --> 01:24:37,443 Oh shit! 981 01:24:44,942 --> 01:24:46,442 Fuck! 982 01:24:46,942 --> 01:24:48,442 Oh my god! 983 01:24:48,642 --> 01:24:50,142 Fuck me! Fuck me! 984 01:25:14,938 --> 01:25:17,438 Shit. Help! 985 01:25:17,938 --> 01:25:19,438 Fuck! 986 01:25:35,936 --> 01:25:38,435 - Give me your truck! - Honey, the road is not supposed to do that. 987 01:25:38,935 --> 01:25:41,435 - Give me your fucking keys! - Relax. 988 01:25:41,935 --> 01:25:44,434 - Don't fucking touch me. - I did not know the road bends like that. 989 01:25:44,934 --> 01:25:46,434 I'll drive. 990 01:26:26,429 --> 01:26:27,429 Matt! 991 01:26:27,429 --> 01:26:28,929 Matt! 992 01:26:28,929 --> 01:26:31,428 No, no no. 993 01:26:37,927 --> 01:26:39,427 Are you ok? You ok? 994 01:26:39,927 --> 01:26:41,427 Holy Shit! 995 01:26:41,927 --> 01:26:46,426 - You were the? - I rode the fucking ball! 996 01:26:55,925 --> 01:26:57,925 - Oh hello. - Thank god. 997 01:26:57,925 --> 01:26:59,425 Matt! 998 01:27:01,025 --> 01:27:02,424 Take him. 999 01:27:03,924 --> 01:27:06,924 Matt, don't ever do that again, you hear me!? 1000 01:27:06,924 --> 01:27:08,923 That's not a problem. 1001 01:27:20,122 --> 01:27:22,622 Can I have your phone number? 1002 01:27:24,921 --> 01:27:28,421 I just want to take you out to dinner. Or like a movie. 1003 01:27:29,921 --> 01:27:31,420 Just hang out with you. 1004 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:34,420 Matt you were a loser in high school. 1005 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:39,919 Now you're just a loser who rode the ball and fucked me! 1006 01:27:43,719 --> 01:27:45,219 Are you happy? 1007 01:27:45,919 --> 01:27:47,418 No. 1008 01:27:47,918 --> 01:27:50,718 I'm so sorry I lied to you. 1009 01:27:51,918 --> 01:27:53,618 I'm so sorry, Tori. 1010 01:27:53,917 --> 01:27:56,417 I'll leave you alone now. 1011 01:27:57,917 --> 01:27:59,417 I promise. 1012 01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:05,416 Matt! 1013 01:28:05,916 --> 01:28:10,415 818 404-7327 1014 01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:17,414 And that was pretty impressive. 1015 01:28:28,913 --> 01:28:30,913 Matt. Hey Matt! 1016 01:28:33,412 --> 01:28:36,012 My friend Matt Franklin! 1017 01:28:41,911 --> 01:28:43,411 So it all worked out! 1018 01:28:43,911 --> 01:28:46,011 You were happy when you read that letter tonight. 1019 01:28:46,011 --> 01:28:47,311 - No I was not happy. - Yes. 1020 01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:48,610 - I was not. - Yes you were. 1021 01:28:48,610 --> 01:28:50,710 - I was not happy. - I saw it. I just want you to admit it! 1022 01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:53,710 What? Admit what? 1023 01:28:53,910 --> 01:28:55,909 That I don't want my baby to leave the nest? 1024 01:28:55,909 --> 01:28:57,409 Is that why you're mad at me? 1025 01:28:58,909 --> 01:29:02,709 - I'm canceling the movers, Kyle. - Whoa, what does that mean? 1026 01:29:02,908 --> 01:29:05,408 You know what it means. 1027 01:29:05,908 --> 01:29:07,808 Honey, you said yes tonight. 1028 01:29:07,908 --> 01:29:10,907 - Yeah I know. - Oh shit, Wenders. 1029 01:29:10,907 --> 01:29:13,707 Don't do this to me. 1030 01:29:13,907 --> 01:29:17,407 I'm begging you don't, don't do it. 1031 01:29:20,906 --> 01:29:22,906 I'm doing it! 1032 01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:40,404 You just screwed with my heart. 1033 01:29:47,903 --> 01:29:52,402 You know what? I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with myself now. 1034 01:29:53,902 --> 01:29:57,401 Hell I don't know what to do with myself while I'm thinking about what to do with myself. 1035 01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:03,401 You know, that's what college is for. 1036 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:09,700 - There's a lot of this. - No, not right now. 1037 01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:12,899 And there's also a lot of this... 1038 01:30:24,398 --> 01:30:26,397 You're beginning to make a lot of sense. 1039 01:30:35,896 --> 01:30:40,396 We should... probably say goodbye, before I screw this up again. 1040 01:30:40,896 --> 01:30:44,395 - Ok. - Ok. 1041 01:30:55,894 --> 01:31:00,893 - That was bold! - That's the scariest thing I did all night! 1042 01:31:58,285 --> 01:32:03,685 - Who wants breakfast? - Yeah... yikes! 80981