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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,455 --> 00:00:07,524 You know at the movies they show that ad for the concessions? 2 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:10,889 Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo? 3 00:00:10,962 --> 00:00:12,757 - Oh, he's wailing on that banjo. - Yeah. 4 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:15,057 I just don't understand the Raisinets. 5 00:00:15,132 --> 00:00:16,961 - The sax player? Yeah. - Yeah. 6 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:19,869 The box of Raisinets runs up to the concession stand... 7 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,232 buys another box of Raisinets. 8 00:00:23,207 --> 00:00:24,774 - So? - Box of Raisinets eating... 9 00:00:24,842 --> 00:00:27,137 another box of Raisinets? 10 00:00:27,211 --> 00:00:28,539 It's perverse. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,470 He's not gonna eat them. 12 00:00:30,548 --> 00:00:33,344 He's buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend. 13 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:36,486 And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children. 14 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:38,281 They're musicians. 15 00:00:38,356 --> 00:00:40,048 Musicians. 16 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,522 Get a real job. 17 00:00:48,499 --> 00:00:52,126 - What do you want? - I've had everything on the menu. 18 00:00:52,203 --> 00:00:54,066 Surprise me. 19 00:00:54,572 --> 00:00:57,664 Neil, Neil. 20 00:00:57,742 --> 00:01:01,505 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here. 21 00:01:01,579 --> 00:01:03,271 He looks just like you. 22 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,074 - Really? - Yeah. 23 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,243 - Like me? - Yeah, sorry. 24 00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:14,048 Like me? 25 00:01:14,392 --> 00:01:15,857 But how? 26 00:01:15,927 --> 00:01:18,359 Here's your halibut omelet. 27 00:01:18,429 --> 00:01:22,590 - Surprised? - Yes. Yes, I am. 28 00:01:24,769 --> 00:01:26,860 Look what I got for you for your Florida trip. 29 00:01:27,204 --> 00:01:30,102 Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck. 30 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:33,634 I saved a fortune. Look at that. 31 00:01:33,711 --> 00:01:35,039 There you go. 32 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,779 - "Number-one dad." - Yeah. 33 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,610 And it's a medium. Perfect. 34 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,879 - Hey. Hey. You ready? - Almost. 35 00:01:43,955 --> 00:01:46,319 Look, when you're in Florida, can my cigar guy... 36 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,617 drop off some Cubans for me at your parents'? 37 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:50,920 I'm helping my parents move into their new condo. 38 00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:54,758 - I'm gonna be busy. - Oh, come on, man, help a brother out. 39 00:01:55,399 --> 00:01:58,297 - All right. - Yeah. I owe you one. 40 00:01:58,369 --> 00:01:59,936 We're even. 41 00:02:01,138 --> 00:02:02,967 Hey, Jerry, figure this out. 42 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,630 I'm in the coffee shop... 43 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:07,710 and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to... 44 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:09,937 mistakes me for her boyfriend. 45 00:02:10,014 --> 00:02:12,412 That's a nice four seconds. 46 00:02:12,483 --> 00:02:16,485 I look just like him. I, me, this. 47 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:19,316 This is what her boyfriend looks like. How is that possible? 48 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,617 - Maybe he has money. - Maybe he doesn't. 49 00:02:21,692 --> 00:02:23,555 Maybe he and I are exactly the same... 50 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:26,457 except for one minor yet crucial detail. 51 00:02:26,797 --> 00:02:29,991 - You never know. - Sometimes you do. 52 00:02:30,801 --> 00:02:33,927 Maybe it's some... Some small thing I could change. 53 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:36,505 Like a mustache or wearing a top hat... 54 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,142 or a monocle or a cane. 55 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,777 Who's she dating? Mr. Peanut? 56 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:48,708 You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend. 57 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:51,919 So, what do you want to see? 58 00:02:51,989 --> 00:02:53,351 How about Sack Lunch? 59 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,387 How about The English Patient? It's up for all those Oscars. 60 00:02:57,461 --> 00:03:00,223 Come on, Blaine, I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch. 61 00:03:00,531 --> 00:03:03,191 It's a family in a brown paper bag. 62 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:05,735 Don't you wanna know how they got in there? 63 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:07,165 No. 64 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,135 - Oh, sold out. - Oh, two for The English Patient. 65 00:03:13,411 --> 00:03:17,709 So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack? 66 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,776 Hi, remember me? 67 00:03:23,854 --> 00:03:25,888 I'm the guy that looks like Neil. 68 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,047 - Hi. - Hi. 69 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,887 Is Neil here? 70 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,653 Oh, no, he got held up at work. 71 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,764 Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to meet him... 72 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:36,365 seeing as we look so similar. 73 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:39,663 Well, you know, you don't look that much like him. 74 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,905 - Of course not. - No, you're a little taller. 75 00:03:48,913 --> 00:03:52,449 You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out? 76 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:56,752 Listen, I... I don't mean to seem forward... 77 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:59,822 but is there any way that I could possibly... 78 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:02,322 have Neil's phone number? 79 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,085 What is everyone talking about: 80 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:09,061 "The English Patient, it's so romantic"? 81 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,963 God, that movie stunk. 82 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:13,433 I kind of liked it. 83 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,196 No, you didn't. 84 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:19,035 Elaine, Blaine, did you just see The English Patient? 85 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,768 Didn't you love it? 86 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:23,778 - No. - How could you not love that movie? 87 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:27,111 How about, it sucked. 88 00:04:28,052 --> 00:04:33,317 That Ralph Fiennes. I would give up my firstborn for him. 89 00:04:33,991 --> 00:04:36,924 He's getting the short end of that stick. 90 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:43,088 Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new physical fitness room. 91 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,132 They got medicine balls. You can bike ride. 92 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,963 - Anything you want. - StairMaster? 93 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,798 - What? - Nothing. 94 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:51,970 - See what I'm wearing? - Oh, did you get that out of my bag? 95 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,110 No, your mother found it. 96 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,610 Son, this is the most wonderful... 97 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,112 and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. 98 00:04:59,183 --> 00:05:02,275 You know, I bought you a Cadillac. Twice. 99 00:05:04,922 --> 00:05:06,284 Oh, here he is. 100 00:05:06,357 --> 00:05:08,152 This is the man I wanted you to see. 101 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:12,557 Izzy Mandelbaum. He's 80 years old but strong as an ox. 102 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,391 Watch this. 103 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,194 See that? You couldn't do that. 104 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:20,837 I could. I choose not to. 105 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,137 Hey, Morty, who's this? 106 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,401 This is my son, Jerry, from New York. 107 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:29,671 - He thinks he can lift more than Izzy. - I didn't say that. 108 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:33,908 Hey, Izzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can. 109 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:38,053 Hey, your kid's pretty funny, Morty. He should be a comedian. 110 00:05:38,122 --> 00:05:41,214 - Actually, I am a comedian. - That's not so funny. 111 00:05:42,693 --> 00:05:44,385 Think you're better than me, huh? 112 00:05:44,461 --> 00:05:47,792 Izzy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the '50s. 113 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,660 1850s? 114 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:53,826 Well, that's it. It's go time. Let's see you lift that. 115 00:05:53,904 --> 00:05:55,471 - Mr. Mandelbaum... - Come on. 116 00:05:55,539 --> 00:05:58,199 - Pump it. - All right. 117 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:02,436 Wrong attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my house. 118 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,207 There. All right? 119 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,543 Step aside, string bean. 120 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,447 I'll show you. 121 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,088 I'm gonna take it up a notch. 122 00:06:15,259 --> 00:06:17,054 My back. 123 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:24,325 Somebody call an ambulance. 124 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:27,026 There's already an ambulance here for Mrs. Glickman. 125 00:06:27,104 --> 00:06:29,434 There's room for one more. 126 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:34,367 Hey, one for Sack Lunch. It's good, right? 127 00:06:34,445 --> 00:06:36,775 Yeah, good. 128 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,439 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 129 00:06:39,516 --> 00:06:41,516 We just saw The English Patient again. 130 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:43,550 It's even better the second time. 131 00:06:43,621 --> 00:06:45,245 They make it longer? 132 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,014 Forgot my umbrella. 133 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:49,091 - Blaine. - Elaine. 134 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,920 You said you were busy tonight. 135 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,293 To tell you the truth, Elaine. 136 00:06:53,364 --> 00:06:56,797 I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient. 137 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:59,060 It's just a stupid movie. 138 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:02,695 - That's what I'm talking about. - Come on, Blaine. 139 00:07:02,773 --> 00:07:04,238 Let's go. 140 00:07:04,308 --> 00:07:06,569 Enjoy Sack Lunch. 141 00:07:07,144 --> 00:07:08,609 I will. 142 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,945 How could you do that to Mr. Mandelbaum? 143 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:14,744 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - He egged me on. 144 00:07:14,818 --> 00:07:17,751 - You should be more mature. - He's 80. 145 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:22,585 Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I will visit Izzy and apologize. 146 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:25,092 - Now, good night. - You're not sleeping in that shirt. 147 00:07:25,162 --> 00:07:26,456 It's too tight. 148 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,656 - This shirt will never leave my body. - Good night. 149 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:33,692 All right, 7:30, got the place to myself. 150 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:39,338 - Jerry Seinfeld, please. - You must be Kramer's guys. 151 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:42,274 - Come on in. You got the cigars? - What cigars? 152 00:07:42,346 --> 00:07:44,107 Kramer said to bring him some Cubans. 153 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:46,272 We are the Cubans. 154 00:07:54,692 --> 00:07:56,282 Yeah, hello, Jerry's place. 155 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,018 They're real Cubans? 156 00:07:58,095 --> 00:08:00,993 They're human beings from Cuba? 157 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:03,827 I said Cubans. What did you think I meant? 158 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,866 Cigars. 159 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:10,565 Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country. 160 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:14,336 - That's why I got these guys. - You're making your own cigars now? 161 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,206 Yeah, I got investors all lined up. 162 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,871 Hold on a second. Hi, Dad. 163 00:08:18,949 --> 00:08:20,983 - Who are they? - They're Cuban cigar rollers. 164 00:08:21,051 --> 00:08:22,778 Don't tell your mother. 165 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:26,351 What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce? 166 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:29,658 - Yeah, hot and spicy. - You're not wearing a shirt, are you? 167 00:08:30,361 --> 00:08:32,292 Yes, I am. 168 00:08:32,629 --> 00:08:34,629 What color is it? 169 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,861 Damn it. 170 00:08:40,871 --> 00:08:44,134 You know, you could have just given me Neil's number. 171 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,139 You didn't have to take me out to dinner. 172 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:48,870 I wanted to give it to you in person. 173 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:52,345 I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place... 174 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,074 right around the corner. 175 00:08:55,886 --> 00:08:58,386 Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast? 176 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,716 Why don't you come in? We'll talk about it. 177 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,119 I really should get going. 178 00:09:02,192 --> 00:09:04,556 I wanna be home in case Neil calls. 179 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:09,929 Well, good night. 180 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,795 I'll see you. 181 00:09:14,405 --> 00:09:16,097 Rough night? 182 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:17,900 You wouldn't believe it. 183 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,872 My boyfriend dumped me. 184 00:09:19,943 --> 00:09:21,635 My friends, who I don't even like... 185 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:24,144 they won't talk to me, all because I don't like... 186 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:26,441 that stupid English Patient movie. 187 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,915 Really? I thought it was pretty good. 188 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,485 Oh, come on. 189 00:09:30,554 --> 00:09:32,451 Good? What was good about it? 190 00:09:32,956 --> 00:09:36,287 Those sex scenes. I mean, please. 191 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,395 Give me something I can use. 192 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,789 Well, I liked it. 193 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,962 You forgot about my piece of pie. 194 00:09:47,037 --> 00:09:48,661 Hello? 195 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:52,936 You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work. 196 00:10:00,951 --> 00:10:02,609 This is quite a condo. 197 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,879 The Mandelbaums own the Magic Pan restaurants. 198 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:08,115 - The crepe place? - Yeah, this is all big crepe money. 199 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,589 There's crepe money? 200 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:11,756 What are you doing here? 201 00:10:11,829 --> 00:10:13,590 Mr. Mandelbaum, I wanted to come by... 202 00:10:13,664 --> 00:10:15,755 tell you how sorry I was you hurt yourself. 203 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,730 What the hell is that? 204 00:10:17,801 --> 00:10:19,960 - What? - That shirt. 205 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:22,401 You think that you are the number-one dad? 206 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,564 This was a gift from my son. 207 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,869 Oh, I see how it works now. 208 00:10:27,945 --> 00:10:30,445 He knocks me out of commission... 209 00:10:30,514 --> 00:10:34,914 so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt. 210 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:38,688 Well, I'll show you who's number one. 211 00:10:38,755 --> 00:10:42,586 - Mr. Mandelbaum, please. - It's go time. 212 00:10:45,496 --> 00:10:47,587 My back... I can't move. 213 00:10:48,098 --> 00:10:52,134 - Call an ambulance. - Think I saw one a couple doors down. 214 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,539 So she wanted you to come up... 215 00:10:58,609 --> 00:11:03,043 but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you? 216 00:11:03,113 --> 00:11:04,510 Some guy, some guy? 217 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,273 Neil. 218 00:11:06,617 --> 00:11:09,982 I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle. 219 00:11:10,053 --> 00:11:13,054 George, you've got Danielle. Forget about Neil. 220 00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:14,952 You've "out-Neiled" him. 221 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:18,956 So I'm Neil. How did I do that? 222 00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:20,858 I don't know, but you better keep it up. 223 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,393 I'm gonna go meet Danielle. 224 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:26,092 There's a new Neil in town. 225 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:33,599 I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles. 226 00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:36,541 - Hello. - Hey, Jerry. Number one here. 227 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,647 Did you go see Izzy at the back specialist? 228 00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:42,148 - I will. I just walked in the door. - You have to go see him. 229 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:44,583 - Ma. - Helen, will you stop bothering him? 230 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:46,518 Jerry, that shirt has gone to his head. 231 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:49,352 Number one, signing off. 232 00:11:50,694 --> 00:11:54,161 Jerry, I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station. 233 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,822 What's going on? 234 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,729 - What? - They're not real Cubans. 235 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,769 - They're Dominicans. - So? 236 00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:05,339 So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off. 237 00:12:05,409 --> 00:12:08,706 - What's the difference? - Jerry, once you've had real Cubans... 238 00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:11,006 there's just nothing else like it. 239 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:12,842 We're talking about people, right? 240 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:17,282 Yes, yes, the quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma. 241 00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:18,921 These guys don't have it. 242 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,548 I thought they smelled pretty nice. 243 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,421 - Jerry, your palate's unrefined. - Is not. 244 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,061 - Is too. Is too. - Is not. 245 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:27,992 - I'm not having this conversation. - Are too. 246 00:12:28,065 --> 00:12:30,463 - Are too. Are too. - Am not. Am not. 247 00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:32,864 Another productive meeting. 248 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:36,966 By the way, I saw that English Patient film last night. 249 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,975 - It was extraordinary. - Oh, yes, it was so romantic. 250 00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:45,046 - It ravished me. - Elaine, what did you think? 251 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:50,052 Well, actually I haven't seen it... 252 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,883 so I couldn't tell you whether I liked it... 253 00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:57,151 or whether it really sucked. 254 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,494 - You haven't seen it? - No. 255 00:13:00,564 --> 00:13:03,394 That's it. Drop everything. We're going right now. 256 00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:10,567 Again, Mr. Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best. 257 00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:14,438 If there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to try and find my number. 258 00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:16,078 Oh, wait. 259 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,674 How about that, huh? 260 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,550 The "World's Greatest Dad." 261 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,278 My son made it for me. 262 00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:27,821 - That's very nice. - The best in the world... 263 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,289 which means I'm better than just number one. 264 00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:34,163 Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are. 265 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:39,263 - Hi, Son. - Hi, Daddy. 266 00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:40,926 This is your son? 267 00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:43,129 I got married in high school. 268 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,102 Hey, who are you? 269 00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,175 This is Seinfeld's kid. 270 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,472 Oh, you think you're tough, picking on an old man? 271 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:54,642 Maybe you'd like to try taking on somebody your own age. 272 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,877 You got any kids? 273 00:13:58,789 --> 00:14:00,880 Oh, you think you're better than me? 274 00:14:00,957 --> 00:14:03,184 Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. 275 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,385 I'll lift it up over my head. 276 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:07,894 Look, no one is lifting anything. 277 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:10,157 The television. 278 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,801 This one's for you, Pop. It's go time. 279 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,807 Oh, my back. 280 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:22,536 - Call an ambulance. - We're already in a hospital. 281 00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:27,310 All right, partner. Let's get down to business. 282 00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:29,384 Okay. Well, I'll... I'll get the Cubans. 283 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,815 They're right out here. 284 00:14:35,092 --> 00:14:38,821 Yeah, here they are. They're Cubans, real Cubans. 285 00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:43,428 You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler... 286 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,160 Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you? 287 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,270 Oh, come on, look at these boys. 288 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:52,272 If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself. 289 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,743 - We're talking about people, right? - I think so. 290 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,674 I thought he quit smoking cigars. 291 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:04,344 Well, yeah, yeah, but they also rolled for his brother, Dennis. 292 00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:08,721 - Dennis Castro? - Dwayne. 293 00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:13,160 - Get the hell out of my office. - What? 294 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,369 - You know, Neil called me today. - Really? 295 00:15:20,437 --> 00:15:23,370 Yeah, he's pretty upset I broke up with him to go out with you. 296 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,634 Well, I guess I showed Neil who's Neil. 297 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:29,040 He wanted to get together tomorrow and have coffee. 298 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,770 Coffee? 299 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,575 I can beat that. Move in with me. 300 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:36,713 - What? - It beats the hell out of coffee. 301 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:44,386 And I thought I knew what love was. 302 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:56,699 - You asked her to move in with you? - I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil. 303 00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:59,571 What if it's Neil Armstrong? 304 00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,875 Then I'm going to Mars. 305 00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:08,977 - What if it's Neil Diamond? - Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up. 306 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,086 All right, I gotta go back to the hospital. 307 00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:14,189 - What? To see the old guy? - No, I got into a thing with the son... 308 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,619 and now he's laid up too. 309 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,420 - How old's the son? - I think he's the same age as the father. 310 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,191 What is with this family? 311 00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:23,195 Don't know. It's like, one of them dies... 312 00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,527 the other one wants to bench-press the casket. 313 00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,433 Hey, Jerry. 314 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,767 You cold? 315 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,344 - It's them, right? - Something wrong your chin? 316 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,440 - Where? - No, no, no, don't look. 317 00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:45,453 Over there, the Dominicans. 318 00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:47,987 Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars? 319 00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:51,559 Well, it didn't quite work out and now I've got nothing for them to do. 320 00:16:51,628 --> 00:16:54,026 - So? - So I taught them all about Cuba... 321 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,630 and they really took to it. 322 00:16:55,699 --> 00:16:59,030 You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution, the clothing. 323 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,695 Boy, they seem pretty angry about something. 324 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,466 Yeah, I'm a little worried. 325 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:07,906 When there's no work and the people get restless... 326 00:17:07,978 --> 00:17:10,069 who do you think they come after? 327 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,149 I swear to you, I didn't know the TV was bolted to the table. 328 00:17:19,089 --> 00:17:22,056 I bet you pulled that trick on my daddy in Florida. 329 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,988 He couldn't handle the weight. 330 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:27,152 Oh, so now you think you're better than me? 331 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,264 You think you're better than him? 332 00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:33,926 Look, let me just state for the record, I think you're both better than me. 333 00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:35,503 Okay. 334 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,764 My boys. 335 00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:40,842 - My dad. - My grandpa. 336 00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:43,002 Oh, come on. 337 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,442 What happened to him? 338 00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,583 He was trying to lift the TV. 339 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,879 - That TV? - Oh, no. 340 00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,789 It's go time. 341 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:59,150 Why didn't anybody tell me it was bolted down? 342 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,126 I still thought you could do it. 343 00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,525 Me too. 344 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:06,260 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum. 345 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,404 Fellas, fellas, fellas, look, I gotta go. 346 00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:10,129 Oh, yeah, that's right, go. 347 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,864 Put us all in the hospital... 348 00:18:11,942 --> 00:18:17,742 and you ruined our business with all your macho head games. 349 00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:23,283 - I didn't ruin your business. - Yes, you did. 350 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,854 There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan to roll the crepes. 351 00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:30,220 - We gotta close it up. - Don't you hire people to do that? 352 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,790 Each crepe has to be hand-rolled by a Mandelbaum. 353 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:38,400 That's what puts the magic in Magic Pan. 354 00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:44,729 So you just need some guys that could roll them? 355 00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,665 Yeah. 356 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:50,511 I think I can help you out. I'll see you later. 357 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:53,080 Hey, I can't see the TV. 358 00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:57,245 Here. 359 00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:02,088 You think you're better than us, don't you? 360 00:19:05,428 --> 00:19:07,519 Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes... 361 00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:11,724 because I can't take my eyes off the passion. 362 00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:14,526 No, I can't do this anymore. 363 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:18,037 I can't. It's too long. 364 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,073 Quit telling your stupid story... 365 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:24,703 about the stupid desert and just die already. 366 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,746 Die! 367 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,442 Elaine, you don't like the movie? 368 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,281 I hate it! 369 00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:34,514 Oh, go to hell! 370 00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:39,095 Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 371 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:42,595 - You're fired. - Great. I'll wait for you outside. 372 00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:46,802 He was gonna fire you? 373 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:49,097 Well, the only way I could talk him out of it... 374 00:19:49,172 --> 00:19:51,900 was that I agreed to go and visit the Tunisian desert. 375 00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:54,674 - Tunisia? - That's where they filmed the movie. 376 00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:56,971 It's supposed to inspire me. 377 00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:59,980 - Well, that doesn't sound so bad. - I have to live in a cave. 378 00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:06,384 These Dominicans really know their way around a crepe, huh? 379 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:10,084 Look at that. Looks like they're rolling a Double Corona. 380 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,354 Just a cigar made out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo? 381 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,096 I'm very happy with George. 382 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,665 I'm sorry, Neil. 383 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,529 It's over. 384 00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:21,727 Come on, let's just eat our crepes. 385 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,932 My face! 386 00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,006 Neil! 387 00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:32,374 Why are the crepes spraying? 388 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:36,713 The Dominicans are rolling them too tight. 389 00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:39,616 Well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans. 390 00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:49,254 Danielle. Where's Neil? 391 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,924 - Is this him? - Yeah. 392 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,092 That blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly. 393 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:56,702 Whose cane is this? 394 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,465 It's Neil's. 395 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,336 Cane. 396 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:01,977 I knew it. 397 00:21:02,912 --> 00:21:06,277 So we meet at last. 398 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,215 I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut. 399 00:21:11,221 --> 00:21:13,152 Well, Danielle, we should get going. 400 00:21:13,223 --> 00:21:14,722 I got a key made for you. 401 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,155 - George, I can't move in with you. - What? 402 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:20,160 I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a clinic in England. 403 00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,958 No, no, you can't leave me. 404 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,226 Marry me. I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents. 405 00:21:26,736 --> 00:21:28,360 Sorry, George. 406 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,972 George. 407 00:21:38,148 --> 00:21:39,806 I win. 408 00:22:03,473 --> 00:22:06,064 Ladies and gentlemen, in just one moment... 409 00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:08,710 we'll be showing our feature presentation. 410 00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:11,039 No, no, no. 411 00:22:11,114 --> 00:22:14,706 The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman. 412 00:22:14,984 --> 00:22:18,019 All right. Oh, this is shaping up. 413 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,621 - Excuse me, please. - Oh, sure. 414 00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:26,322 Ladies and gentlemen... 415 00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:30,125 because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants... 416 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,133 we are hijacking this plane to Cuba. 417 00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:34,831 Everyone stay in your seats. 418 00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:37,235 And shut that movie off. 419 00:22:37,874 --> 00:22:39,908 Oh, nuts. 420 00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:45,109 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum. 31705

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