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So, what happened yesterday?
We were supposed to go the auto show,
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- I waited for you. You never came.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.
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- How long did you wait?
- Five minutes.
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- Five minutes? That's it?
- No difference. You never showed up.
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Well, I could have.
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I mean, last week we waited for that
friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.
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We barely knew the guy.
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The longer you know someone,
the shorter you wait for them?
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- That's the way it works.
- When did you tell George to be here?
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Told him to meet in 10 minutes.
How long has it been?
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- About five.
- That's enough.
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Yeah.
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Early. All right.
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Cold.
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So I noticed you bounced
a check at the bodega.
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- How did you know about that?
- Marcelino.
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He taped it up on his cash register
with all of the other bad checks.
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He can't do that.
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It's the only way you'll learn.
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Oh, these eggs are disgusting.
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Boy, this chicken should be
ashamed of himself.
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- Fantastic thing, fantastic.
- What happened?
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Well, first, I'm brushing my teeth
and this piece of apple skin...
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that must have been lodged
in there for days... comes loose.
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- Fantastic.
- Then I'm at the foundation...
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- You're still doing that?
- Once in a while.
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When you feel guilty.
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No, occasionally I forget
to let the machine pick up.
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Anyway, they made this large donation
to a woman's prison...
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and I get to go down there
and check it out.
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- That's caged heat.
- Yeah.
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- What are you doing there?
- Nothing.
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Just, you know,
stroll around the cellblocks...
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maybe take in a shower fight.
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You got a bounced check
hanging up in the market...
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- over on Columbus.
- Yes, I know. I know.
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I noticed you chose
the clowns-with-balloon check design.
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It was a mistake.
The bank sent me the wrong ones.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Hey, Kurt, this is Jerry
and George and Kramer.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Kurt, taste these eggs.
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No, I only eat cage-free, farm-fresh.
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Yes. These are sweatshop eggs.
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I gotta call the office, honey.
Will you order for me?
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I'm a honey.
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He's pretty great, huh?
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Is he from the future?
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No, he just shaves his head.
I think it's pretty gutsy.
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Listen, sweetheart, let me tell you
a little something about guts.
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This is guts.
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What? Clinging to some scraps?
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These are not scraps.
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These are historic remains
of a once-great society of hair.
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Did you guys stop
at the bodega today?
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Some moron bounced
a clown check.
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Again, I'm really sorry
about the check, Marcelino.
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People seem to like the clowns.
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Look, let me just give you the 40,
plus another 20 for your trouble.
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Okay.
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- Are you gonna take the check down?
- Sorry, no. Store policy.
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- But it's your bodega.
- Even I am not above the policy.
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- And those are our tennis courts.
- Tennis courts?
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What about the yard?
Where do they have the gang fights?
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There's no fights here, Mr. Costanza.
This is a minimum-security facility.
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What about a hole?
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- Do you ever put anybody in the box?
- No.
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This prison stinks.
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And finally the library,
which has just been refurbished...
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thanks to your generous donation.
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- This is Celia Morgan, our librarian.
- Nice to meet you.
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- I'll be in my office if you need me.
- Thanks, warden.
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Betsy.
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Betsy.
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So are you the head
of the foundation?
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Well, let's just say
it wouldn't exist without me.
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So you two shop at the same store?
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No, it's standard issue.
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Oh, my God. You're in jail?
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That is so cool.
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You asked her out?
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Well, not out. She's a prisoner.
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- How could you ask her out?
- Why not?
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You wouldn't date
that girl from Queens...
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because you didn't want
to go over the bridge.
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- It was different.
- I'll say.
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Jerry, I like being with her.
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Plus, I know where she is
all the time.
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I have relatively no competition.
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And you know
how you fear the pop-in?
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- The pop-in.
- No pop-in...
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no, "In the neighborhood."
No, "I saw your light was on."
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And the best part is,
if things go really well....
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- Conjugal visit?
- Don't jinx it. Don't.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- George is dating a convict.
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- What's she in for?
- Embezzlement.
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Sounds like a nice girl.
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Is it all right if I put some stuff
in your fridge? Mine's full.
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Yeah, sure.
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- You don't even have a fridge, do you?
- Well, not here.
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- Okay.
- Kramer....
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Wait a minute. Wait.
What the hell is that?
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Well, it's chicken feed.
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I sense something is afoot.
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Yeah, I bought a chicken.
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Allow me.
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Why?
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Cage-free, farm-fresh eggs.
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Allow me.
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- What are you? An idiot?
- No.
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Hold it. Hold it.
Here. I got it. Catch.
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Hey, driver's license.
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Oh, my God.
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- What?
- Your hair.
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It's so thick and lustrous.
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I mean, it was.
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Well, it still is.
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I shaved my head
for my swim team.
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I just liked the way it looked,
so I kept it.
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Are you saying
that I could be dating this hair?
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I mean, with you under it?
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Hey.
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Is that your chicken
making all that noise?
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Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
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- Who?
- Little Jerry Seinfeld.
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- I named my chicken after you.
- Thanks.
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That's very sweet.
But that's not a chicken.
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Of course it is.
I picked it out myself.
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Well, you picked out a rooster.
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Well, that would explain
Little Jerry's poor egg production.
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- This was fun.
- Yeah, I had a great time.
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Five minutes, Mr. Costanza.
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The whole hour just flew by.
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- I'll get that.
- Thanks, Bobby.
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Well, I guess
I'll see you in four days.
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Yeah. Go out
and have a ball with the guys.
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I'll be waiting right here for you.
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Of course you will.
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You're the best.
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- Hello.
- Jerry...
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Leo told us
he saw your bounced check.
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- Are you having money problems?
- I'm not having money problems.
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Enough with the comedy.
You're very clever.
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You should look into advertising.
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He never even called Ed Roydlick.
They were looking for someone.
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I'm not calling Ed Roydlick.
I'm doing fine.
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That's it. I'm gonna send you $50.
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You are not sending me $50.
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We're sending you $50.
Morty, get me an envelope.
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I swear to God, if you send me $50,
you are gonna be so sorry.
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- I don't see envelopes.
- They're right in front of you.
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Oh, for heaven's sakes.
Let me show you.
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Ma, Ma, Ma!
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- How are the folks?
- Good.
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- So movie tonight?
- I thought you were going with Celia.
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I did. I'm back.
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I love this relationship.
I feel so liberated.
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Having her in jail?
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Yeah, the only thing that bothers me
is I'm just coming up with this now.
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Yeah, dating a convicted felon.
I don't know how you missed it.
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Here. Take a look at that.
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Kurt's an organ donor.
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No, he's not bald.
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Look, he's got a full head of hair.
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So he just shaves his head
for no reason?
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That's like using a wheelchair
for the fun of it.
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And he's growing it in just for me.
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It's mine. It's all mine.
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- It's just hair.
- No, it's not just hair. Look.
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- It's brown.
- It's chestnut with auburn highlights.
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- So?
- You know, you're not around women.
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You don't know how important
a man's hair is.
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I'm sorry, George, but it's true.
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I knew it.
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Hey.
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- Hey, Kramer, nice rooster.
- Yeah.
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- What's his name?
- Well, this is Little Jerry Seinfeld.
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Little Jerry Seinfeld.
Does he bounce checks?
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Look, can't you take
Jerry's check down?
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Sorry, Kramer, can't help you.
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Hey, hey, Jerry. Come on.
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Oh, sorry.
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- I like the way he handles himself.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, it's coming in already.
- Yeah.
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Wow, you have some
very nice little seedlings here.
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- What?
- Well, it doesn't seem...
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to be coming in
so good over here or here.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, I don't know.
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How long have you been shaving
your head for?
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About three years.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going bald.
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George, I'm so glad to see you.
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Hey, I brought you some cigarettes.
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You buy yourself something nice.
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Good news. I'm up for parole.
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Parole? That's dynamite.
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Marcelino's taking down the check?
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Yeah, well, it comes down if Little
Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight.
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Great.
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What?
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Well, Marcelino, he has cockfights
in the back of his store.
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Yeah, so he says
if Little Jerry Seinfeld wins...
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the check comes down.
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Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.
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Only in the United States.
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- It's inhumane.
- No, Jerry, it's not what you think it is.
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It's two roosters pecking
at each other.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Well, I thought
they wore gloves and helmets.
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You know,
like American Gladiators.
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No, Kramer,
Little Jerry could get hurt.
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Well, I left him with Marcelino.
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My Little Jerry.
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Hey, did you get Little Jerry?
Is he okay?
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Oh, well, he's more than okay.
He won.
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- You let him fight?
- I couldn't get there in time to stop it.
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But you should've seen
Little Jerry, Jerry.
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Flapping his wings
and strutting his stuff.
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He was pecking and weaving
and bobbing and talking trash.
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He didn't even have to touch him.
The other rooster ran out of the ring.
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The whole fight lasted two seconds.
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- How long do they usually last?
- Five seconds.
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Marcelino says he's taking
your check down today.
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- Great.
- Hey.
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- Celia is up for parole.
- Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
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- What?
- Who?
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I'm too tired.
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Listen. I want you to come by later.
All right?
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- We're having a victory party.
- Okay.
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It's over, Jerry. She's getting out.
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I'm so sorry.
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She's been locked up for two years.
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She's gonna want to make up
for lost time.
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Dinners, movies, talking.
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In other words,
a normal relationship.
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That's no good.
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I've tried it straight, Jerry.
We've all seen the results.
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I think for me...
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sick is the only way to go.
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Well, she'll still be an ex-con.
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It's not the same.
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Hey, if you two
were meant to be together...
244
00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:57,518
I'm sure the cops
will pick her up on something.
245
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,785
Kurt?
246
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:07,864
What's with the sweats?
Aren't we going out?
247
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,090
I don't care.
248
00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,900
You got a big stain on your shirt.
249
00:14:14,972 --> 00:14:17,768
Oh, yeah, a meatball
fell out of my sandwich.
250
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:19,568
You already ate?
251
00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:21,608
It's from yesterday.
252
00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:28,111
Jerry, you missed a hell
of a cockfight last night.
253
00:14:28,185 --> 00:14:31,083
Then what is my check still doing up?
We had a deal.
254
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,484
- Now we have a new deal.
- New deal?
255
00:14:33,557 --> 00:14:37,457
When Little Jerry Seinfeld is mine,
the check will be yours.
256
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:39,720
This is outrageous.
257
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,124
Pack of Juicy Fruit.
258
00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:44,493
- Eighty-five cents.
- Eighty-five cents?
259
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,760
That is outrageous.
260
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:51,670
Kramer, Marcelino wants us
to sell him Little Jerry Seinfeld.
261
00:14:51,742 --> 00:14:53,332
Well, that's out of the question.
262
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:56,104
But cockfighting is
an illegal and immoral activity.
263
00:14:56,179 --> 00:15:01,114
Yeah, if you've got a loser.
But Little Jerry was born to cockfight.
264
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,774
No, no more cockfighting.
265
00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:05,854
Let's just sell him to Marcelino
and be done with it.
266
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:07,649
- I think you're jealous.
- Of what?
267
00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:14,154
Yeah, you see in Little Jerry Seinfeld
the unlimited future you once had.
268
00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:17,129
Now, just because
Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been...
269
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,791
don't make
Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was.
270
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,438
- Kramer, give me that rooster.
- No more! You hate him...
271
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,700
because he's doing more
with your name than you ever will!
272
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:34,211
George, Celia has listed you
as a character reference.
273
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:38,821
Whatever you can tell us would be
helpful in her getting parole.
274
00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:43,019
Well, anything I could do to help.
275
00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:48,392
She's a wonderful girl.
Very smart, very crafty.
276
00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:51,193
Does she have any plans
after she's released?
277
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:53,302
Plans. Schemes.
278
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,701
She keeps talking about getting
back together with her old friends.
279
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:59,808
You know, "the gang,"
she likes to call them.
280
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,377
Yeah, they're hatching something.
You can count on that.
281
00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:10,879
Jerry, tomorrow night is fight night.
Where's my rooster?
282
00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:13,420
- Kramer won't sell.
- Tell you what I'm going to do.
283
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,353
I'm gonna take down
your check anyway.
284
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:16,856
Well, thank you, Marcelino.
285
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:19,894
Well, perhaps some day
you will do me a favor.
286
00:16:19,963 --> 00:16:21,360
And that day is today.
287
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:24,561
Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down...
288
00:16:24,634 --> 00:16:27,168
in the third round
of tomorrow's main event.
289
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,067
- You want Little Jerry to take a dive?
- Not so loud.
290
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,209
First of all, I don't think
you can make a rooster take a dive.
291
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,606
- Can too.
- Second of all...
292
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:37,440
Jerry Seinfeld, big or little...
293
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:40,082
doesn't go down for anyone,
anywhere, at any time.
294
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,411
Now, I'd appreciate it
if you'd please leave.
295
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:46,147
Big Jerry is making
a big mistake, Jerry.
296
00:16:46,223 --> 00:16:48,223
We'll see about that.
297
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:54,061
Kramer, I'm coming up.
We got a cockfight to win.
298
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:55,562
Okay.
299
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:59,868
Elaine said you would be
the best person I could talk to.
300
00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:04,095
Yeah, classic horseshoe pattern.
301
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:06,298
- I've seen a lot of this.
- Oh, God.
302
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:08,603
No, no, Kurt, wrong attitude.
303
00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,144
- You should be happy.
- Happy? Why should I be happy?
304
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:13,305
You've still got
pretty good coverage.
305
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:17,544
Once the enemy advances
beyond this perimeter...
306
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,785
then you won't be Kurt anymore.
307
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,150
What will I be?
308
00:17:28,398 --> 00:17:33,492
- How long do I have?
- Fourteen months, maybe 10.
309
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,366
- Is there anything I can do?
- Yes...
310
00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:38,401
Iive, damn it.
311
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:43,638
Live every precious moment as
if this was the last year of your life...
312
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,508
because in many ways...
313
00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:47,641
it is.
314
00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:52,545
Excuse me.
315
00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:57,585
Celia, what are you doing here?
316
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,321
Well, I didn't get my parole,
so I busted out.
317
00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:02,624
And you just decided to pop in?
318
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:13,308
- Kurt.
- Elaine, will you marry me?
319
00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:17,740
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
320
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,349
- Boy, he's looking good, huh, Jerry?
- Yeah.
321
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,079
All right.
I think that's enough for today.
322
00:18:27,424 --> 00:18:30,322
Little Jerry is a lean, mean,
pecking machine.
323
00:18:31,328 --> 00:18:34,591
- What are you doing with that?
- I'm just going to heat this up.
324
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,857
Make a little hot tub for Little Jerry.
325
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,091
Hey, Kramer...
326
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,562
- be careful.
- Yeah.
327
00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:43,736
- Hey.
- Hey, guess what.
328
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:47,001
Little Jerry ran from here
to Newman's in under 30 seconds.
329
00:18:47,077 --> 00:18:49,668
- Is that good?
- I don't know.
330
00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:53,376
- Where have you been?
- Celia broke out of prison.
331
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,209
I'm sitting at home,
she shows up at the door.
332
00:18:56,286 --> 00:19:00,152
- Oh, my God, the break out pop-in.
- Yeah.
333
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,551
And, Jerry, listen to this.
334
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,626
I've discovered something better
than conjugal-visit sex.
335
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,921
Fugitive sex.
336
00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:08,655
- It's like every time...
- George.
337
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,960
This is a little too much for me.
Escape convicts, fugitive sex....
338
00:19:12,035 --> 00:19:13,602
I got a cockfight to focus on.
339
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,609
Hey, hey, Kurt, slow down.
340
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:24,246
I can't just marry you.
341
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:27,247
I mean, I need some fianc�e time.
342
00:19:27,317 --> 00:19:30,614
I need some
make-my-girlfriends-jealous time.
343
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:32,414
Plus, you want to get to know me.
344
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:35,581
Yeah, yeah, that too.
345
00:19:35,659 --> 00:19:39,354
- Well, how much time?
- I don't know. A year?
346
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,121
No, no, no, it has to be now.
347
00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:45,790
Could I see the ring again?
348
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,398
So you're actually considering it?
349
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:55,874
Well, it will be a couple of years
before he's completely bald.
350
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,479
Those will be good times.
351
00:19:57,547 --> 00:20:00,616
Marriage is a big step, Elaine.
Your life will totally change.
352
00:20:00,684 --> 00:20:03,753
Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning.
I'm at a cockfight.
353
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,581
What am I clinging to?
354
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:09,013
Hey.
355
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:10,784
- Sorry I'm late.
- Where's Celia?
356
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,293
She didn't want to come.
She's not really into sports.
357
00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:17,566
- Hey, how's he doing?
- Well, he's got a big sweat going.
358
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,329
Oh, this came for you Express Mail.
It's from your parents.
359
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,698
- Hi.
- Hi.
360
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:26,466
"Fifty dollars."
I don't believe this.
361
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:29,203
There's Marcelino.
362
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,010
Look at the size of his bird.
363
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,675
That looks like a dog
with a glove on his head.
364
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:42,121
Hi, is George back
from the cockfight yet?
365
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,419
I've got to thank him.
He changed my life.
366
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,459
No. Must've been a good fight.
Not back.
367
00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:47,618
Damn.
368
00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:50,429
Sorry to bother you, Mr. Costanza.
369
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,761
Well, well, well, look who's here.
370
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,164
Oh, man.
371
00:20:54,237 --> 00:20:56,100
Mr. Costanza, you're under arrest...
372
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,638
for aiding and abetting
a known fugitive.
373
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,038
- I'm not George Costanza.
- Save it.
374
00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:04,977
We know you're bald.
We know it's you. Let's go.
375
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,509
Okay. I got the whole scoop.
376
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:12,120
Marcelino flew the bird in
from Ecuador.
377
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,813
- He's 68-0.
- He's a ringer.
378
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,481
Where's the tamale guy?
379
00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,092
Little Jerry's gonna get
his clock cleaned.
380
00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:23,357
I've got to get him out of there.
381
00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:28,364
Little Jerry!
382
00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:31,598
Kramer!
383
00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:37,573
Stop the fight!
384
00:21:38,581 --> 00:21:42,014
Tamale!
385
00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:05,733
Why? Why'd you get into
a fistfight with the cop?
386
00:22:05,809 --> 00:22:08,309
- You were innocent.
- They thought I was George.
387
00:22:08,378 --> 00:22:10,469
I'm not that bald.
388
00:22:10,547 --> 00:22:14,344
And I have too little time left
to take that crap, so I slugged him.
389
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:16,842
How long are you
gonna be in here for?
390
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,616
Well, my lawyer says 14 months,
but with good behavior maybe 10.
391
00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:27,193
- So 10 to 14 months?
- Yeah.
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