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(GATE CREAKlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(DOG HOWLlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)
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(CACKLlNG)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)
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(GROANlNG)
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Greetings, thrill-shriekers.
Care to join me on the scare lift? Good.
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Your pal the Crypt Keeper's
quite the ex-scream skier.
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I just love the feeling of
going fester and fester.
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Talk about hack-xhilarating!
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Which is kind of how
the man in tonight's terror tale feels.
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He's just started down
a black die-mond run of his own.
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In a nasty nugget I call "Surprise Party".
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(THUNDER CRACKlNG)
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(RAY SCATTlNG)
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(LAUGHlNG)
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I hope you find it comfortable.
Don't get too many folks up here.
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-Thanks.
-Glad to have you.
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If the rain ever stops
and the sun comes out,
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ain't no prettier view
than this one right here.
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Beautiful.
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I had no idea it was so rural out here.
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Clean and safe.
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Good night, Mr. Wells.
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Say,
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you wouldn't happen to be related
to the Wells that owns the farm
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-outside of town, would you?
-Yeah, I'm his son.
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Actually, I just inherited the place.
That's why I'm here.
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-I'm gonna see it tomorrow.
-Oh.
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So you're the son of Desmond?
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Yeah.
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-ls there something wrong?
-Not for me.
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So you're going out there?
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Well, if that's what you want to do...
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Some folks out there are going to
be surprised to see you.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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That place burned down 20 years ago.
How could there be anyone in it?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I wouldn't care to find out.
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I just let things be. Just let them be.
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Ain't been anyone near there for years.
Not since your father left after the fire.
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Well, then, how do you know
there's anyone there?
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Lights, sometimes, and sounds.
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Could be imagination,
but I ain't curious enough to find out.
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-No, sir. No, sir, not me.
-Lights on my property?
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-What are you talking about, lady?
-God be with you
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or good luck, whichever you believe in.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Lights on my property.
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NURSE: Mr. Wells.
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Mr. Wells.
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Mr. Wells.
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Mr. Wells, your son is here.
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I called him like you asked. He's here.
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Mr. Wells, can you hear me?
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He started going downhill yesterday.
Maybe seeing you will do him some good.
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That would be a first.
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Thanks for coming.
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Well, I never thought I'd hear that.
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They tell me I don't ha ve much time left,
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-so I wanted to see you.
-You wanted to see me?
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Sure you did, you dried-up son of a bitch.
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You had to squeeze that
last drop of feeling out of me
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before you died, didn't you?
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Ray, Ray, please don't talk to me like that.
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I drew up a will.
Did it myself a couple days ago.
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Yeah.
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I wanted to explain it to you.
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It was no damn explanation.
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The will's on the table. Get it.
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You're giving the property to charity?
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To charity? Ha!
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Ray, I'm doing it for your own good.
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What a guy.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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This isn't even official!
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Notary's coming tomorrow.
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Well, that's fine. I'll destroy it today.
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Go ahead. I'll just make another one.
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Listen to me, damn it,
that's the way the will stays.
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The fire destroyed everything.
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There is nothing left there
but my memories.
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Ray. Ray.
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It's cursed grounds.
You ha ve to believe me.
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If there's only one thing
I would do for you,
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it would be to see
that you never set foot there.
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That property is mine, God damn it.
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-You never wrote this will. It doesn't exist.
-Ray...
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And as your only surviving heir,
everything you got goes to me.
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What are you doing?
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You can't deny me what's mine.
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Damn you.
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Nurse!
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That property is mine.
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DESMOND: Ray.
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It's cursed ground. Never set foot there.
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What...
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Hey, hello!
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Look, people, I don't know what
you're doing here, but I want you out!
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Now, you hear me?
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Hey, sweet cheeks.
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Hey, man, you get your hands off me.
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Are you stoned or what?
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Maybe a little partied out.
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Well, that's good, good, 'cause
I want you out of here in five minutes.
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Look, people,
maybe I didn't make myself clear.
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You are trespassers.
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If you're not off this property
in five minutes, I'm calling the cops.
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I own this place. My name is Ray Wells!
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Right on!
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(ALL CHEERlNG)
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(DANCE MUSlC PLA YlNG ON STEREO)
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Wait. That's it!
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-ls there a pay phone near here?
-Man, are you kidding?
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Oh, no. You can ask the cops
when they get here, darling,
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if I was kidding.
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Oh, man, it's such a nasty night out,
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and the police department's
only got two guys.
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I don't know if they're gonna wanna come
all the way out here
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-just to interrupt an innocent little party.
-Party?
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Trust me, darling, this ain't a party.
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(JOSlE WHOOPlNG)
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Damn! Where did this hunka-hunka
burning love come from?
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Hey, Mr. Wells,
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if you insist on tromping
through the mud to turn us all in,
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then I insist that you fortify yourself first.
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Go on. It's not gonna bite you.
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I'm the thing that's gonna do that.
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Easy, slugger. That stuff's pretty rough.
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What is this?
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Fruit juice, some Tang, a little sherbet,
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and lots of grain alcohol.
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I call it Midnight Special,
'cause if you drink it till midnight,
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things get pretty damn special.
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-With this crowd?
-You'd be surprised.
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I'd be shocked.
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Here you go.
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Feeling special yet?
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I'll let you know, Josie. It is Josie, isn't it?
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That's my name.
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I can see that.
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Tell me something, what are
all these people doing in my house?
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Waiting for you, angel.
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We were so hoping that you'd come by
and check out your property.
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Now that you're here, think of this
as your housewarming.
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Well, that's very nice of you all.
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-Mind if I unbutton your shirt?
-Nope, be my guest.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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Midnight, here we come.
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Josie, you want to dance?
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I'm having a conversation, Frank,
or didn't you notice?
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Yeah, I noticed.
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I'll dance with you
in a couple minutes, okay?
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You know, I had a feeling
this would happen with you.
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The second
he comes waltzing in this door,
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you're all over him like white on rice.
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Frank!
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Sorry, sorry.
I forgot, I'm just the caretaker here.
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Who do I think I am, right?
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Come on.
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-Hold the lamp, would you?
-Sure.
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So, that guy, he takes care of the house?
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-Yeah, does a great job, doesn't he?
-Yeah.
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He's always so jealous. God, I hate that.
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Do me a favor,
put the can back on the shelf?
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Sure, sure.
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Fancy meeting you here.
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I can't tell you
how much I've waited for this.
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Is that right?
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I know it sounds strange,
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but I always knew
that someday you'd inherit this house.
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I was just praying that you weren't gonna
be some pathetic little creature.
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And now you...
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-Let's go.
-Yeah.
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(ALL WHOOPlNG)
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-Wait, I'm not ready yet.
-You're not ready?
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Now, I'm ready.
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I'm gonna tear you to pieces.
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You son of a bitch!
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You think you can just walk into my house
and take anything you want?
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Well, screw you, pal!
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I see you looking at my woman again,
I will kill you!
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You got it wrong, pal. This is my house,
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and as for your woman there, bright boy,
she was begging for it.
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-Frank! Stop it!
-Oh, baby, I'm gonna kill this...
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(GROANS)
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Frank, look out!
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(SCREAMlNG)
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It's okay. He came at me
in my own house! It was self-defense.
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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Shut up! God damn it!
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(SCREAMlNG)
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Shut up! Shut up!
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Oh, Jesus.
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Damn, damn, damn.
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God.
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You should have stopped screaming.
Damn it!
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JOSlE: I don't think so, Ray.
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You know, Ray,
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it's one thing to be a jerk-off,
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but you could at least be original about it.
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-What?
-Look, Frank,
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he's even got the same lighter
his father used.
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Oh, what, Ray? Daddy never told you
about his wild parties?
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He never told you
about the one he threw in '73?
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-That was a real barn burner.
-Oh, God, no. No.
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Yeah, everything was going great,
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until he got drunk and decided
he had dibs on my little girl here.
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-And then, when I walked in on them...
-He knows the rest. Don't you, Ray?
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Roasting 15 people alive.
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Pretty rotten way to cover his ass,
don't you think, Ray?
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Would you like to see?
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So, you can see why we've been
so anxious to meet you.
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We've been partying a long time,
waiting for you to show up, fuego boy.
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-We are very tired.
-Maybe now we can get some rest.
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(ALL GROWLlNG)
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No! I'm not my father!
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(SCREAMlNG)
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No, stop!
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Poor Ray.
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Well, at least he went out
in a blaze of gory.
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Still, talk about a pain in the ash!
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(CACKLlNG)
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Bye, Cryptie.
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As for me, kiddies, I'm about skied out.
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Not that I didn't have fun,
but these boots are killing me!
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(GROANlNG)
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Oh, my.
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Now that's what I call
the agony of de-feet!
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(CACKLlNG)17069
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