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(GATE CREAKlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(DOG HOWLlNG)
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(SCREECHlNG)
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)
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(CACKLlNG)
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)
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CRYPT KEEPER: Hey, cats, I call this one
Painted into a Coroner Blues.
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"When I think of you, my heart goes flopsy
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"As I contemplate your sweet autopsy
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"Your skin is green and blue
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"Whatever would I do
without my fine cadaver
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"The love in which I know I'll fall
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"Starts with the unkindest cut of all."
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Thank you, thank you.
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They don't call me
the creative writing corpse for nothing.
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Thank you.
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My next poem is a little ex-stair-imental
number I've been working on.
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I hope you like it.
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It's about a real ghoul dude named Clyde,
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who's about to try
a little die-ku of his own
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in a vile verse I call "Staired in Horror."
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(CACKLlNG)
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OFFlCER: He's got to be
around here somewhere.
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SHERlFF: We know you're out there,
Clyde. We're gonna get you.
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(DOGS BARKlNG)
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OFFlCER: I think he's gone this way.
Come on.
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SHERlFF: Wait a minute.
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SHERlFF: You hear me?
You got that, Boudreau!
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OFFlCER: Watch yourself.
SHERlFF: Come on, boys.
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OFFlCER: Let's go.
Shine that light over there.
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(OFFlCERS CHATTERlNG)
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You boys, come with me.
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Come on.
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He's gotta be around here somewhere.
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Careful now.
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SHERlFF: Come on.
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(PANTlNG)
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(GROANlNG)
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(COUGHlNG)
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-Anybody home?
-OLD WOMAN: Yes?
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Lady, I'm hurt real bad.
You think you could help me out?
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Oh, you poor thing.
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I wish I could let you in, but I'm all alone.
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That's all right, I understand.
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I wouldn't want my own mother opening
the door in the middle of the night.
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That's all right. I understand. I just, I just...
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Young man? Mercy!
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(GROANlNG)
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-Young man?
-Lady, l...
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-Well, look at you.
-Damn!
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(DOG BARKlNG)
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You're an angel, lady. You're a saint.
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You gotta help me.
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-What is it, son?
-They're after me. They're gonna hurt me.
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There was this little girl,
but her daddy don't understand.
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And now they've dogs.
They're gonna tear my ass up.
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Well, why don't you tell the Sheriff?
I'm sure that he'd help you.
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That's the problem.
It's the Sheriff's daughter.
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Is that all?
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As if romance were a crime.
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Oh, sha, my little baby, she's so pretty.
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But her daddy, he thinks I'm baseborn,
you know, no good.
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He says she's too young for me,
but I don't mind.
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(GlGGLES)
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I'd think a nice-looking young man
like yourself
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would be hanged 30 times over by now.
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(BANGlNG ON DOOR)
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SHERlFF: Hey, this is the law.
You open up in there now.
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Don't worry.
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I'll protect you.
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Hey, you in the house, this is the law.
You open up, hear me?
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I'll just tell them you're my husband.
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How about just not letting them in?
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-All right.
-Check around back there, Harvey.
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He tries getting away, you shoot him.
You hear me?
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-Yes?
-Hello, ma'am.
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We're chasing a young man
down around here.
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He's about 6'2".
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Got tattoo of a die on his neck,
right about here.
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-Have you seen him?
-Tattoo of what?
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He's got a tattoo of a die, you know,
seven come eleven.
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-Have you seen the guy?
-No, I don't think so. Why?
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He's a killer, ma'am,
preys on old people like yourself.
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Earlier today, he beat up and robbed
old Chappie Hardy down at the Circle K.
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-A little while ago Chappie died.
-Oh, dear.
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His name's Clyde Boudreau.
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Now, he talks a good line
and he looks almost normal,
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but the simple fact is, he's a monster.
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Well, I assure you, Sheriff,
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I have not seen anybody
that fits that description.
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Okay, well, you lock it up tight.
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Don't open it up to nobody now,
you hear me?
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Yes, sir.
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Wouldn't want them arresting
the wrong man now, would we?
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Let's have a look at your forehead.
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It's nice to see another forehead
other than mine.
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I always say it takes a brave man to fight
for something he loves.
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Brave or crazy.
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My late husband, Harlan Charbonnet...
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Lady, do I look like someone who gives
a goddamn about your dead husband?
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I don't think so.
Now, where's your car keys?
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My what, dear?
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The keys to your car.
You got a car, don't you? Your car!
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Oh, those things.
I never put much stock in them.
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I always say that if the good Lord
had meant us to fly,
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-he'd have given us wings.
-Where's your phone?
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-What?
-Your phone.
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Goddamn. No phone, no car,
how come you ain't dead, lady?
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Well, the nice young man Tommy
from Breaux Bridge looks after me.
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He does? He comes here?
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-Who?
-Tommy.
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Tommy? He passed on ages ago.
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Crazy old poodoo.
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Heavens, where are my manners?
Would you like a drink?
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A brandy, perhaps.
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That does sound nice. I think I'll join you.
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I know a lady shouldn't,
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but for some reason, you've made me feel
young and reckless tonight.
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I make you feel...
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You're disgusting.
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I'm gonna do you a favor, lady.
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Now, put that down, please, Clyde.
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I know you're desperate.
I know you're not really a killer,
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despite what happened to that
poor Mr. Harley down by the Circle K.
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Now, I don't think I have to point out,
I wasn't born yesterday.
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It's dark and you're lost.
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And if you leave right now,
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you might bump into your good friend
the Sheriff.
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Am I right so far, dear?
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I usually am.
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(GLASS BREAKlNG)
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There's nothing to be done about it.
You'll just have to stay the night.
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Now, you won't do something rash now,
will you?
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You need me fit and healthy
to show you the way out in the morning.
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You know, Clyde, everybody gets old.
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-It's just the way it is.
-Not me.
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I'd put a bullet in my brain
before I get old and useless like you.
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All right, dear. Now, call me old-fashioned,
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but I'd appreciate it
if you just stayed downstairs.
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Young buck like you, I wouldn't want
your visit to be misunderstood.
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Goodnight.
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This is worse than Morgan City.
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(LAUGHS)
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To win, you gotta be strong.
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WOMAN: Hello?
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I knew that old bat didn't live here alone.
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Clyde?
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(EXCLAlMS)
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Who that?
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Are you the old woman's
great-great-granddaughter or something?
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Something like that. I trust you have
everything you need down there.
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Not yet, but now I know where to find it.
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What do they call you, darling?
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Lilian Charbonnet. Call me Lily.
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-Okay, Lily.
-Not such a good idea.
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Why not? Oh, you afraid we're gonna
wake up the old mummy?
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It's not that, it's... This house has rules.
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Okay. Well, then you come on down here.
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I don't know.
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It's late.
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Come on, sha, I just want to
get a closer look at you.
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You promise you won't bite?
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Well...
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Nope.
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-Come to daddy.
-You devil dog.
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Why don't you mix us up
a couple of highballs,
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-and I'll be right down.
-Yeah, you're right.
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(LlLY HUMMlNG)
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Yeah, now, come on here, sha.
I got one for you.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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Frisky. Yeah.
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Come on, darling,
give me some of that. Yeah.
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God! What...
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I'm sorry I didn't want to frighten you.
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I ain't frightened. I'm like to puke!
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Where'd she go? Where's Lily?
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Bet she can get me out of here
same as you, huh?
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-I'll show you.
-Yeah, you do that.
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There's something I should tell you
about Lily.
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Why is she dressed like that?
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GlRL: Lily, I just love your dress.
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First communion.
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(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)
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Life was simple then.
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LlL Y: Thank you.
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MAN 1: That's right.
MAN 2: Over here.
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Who this old fart?
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Her husband.
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He was so dashing in his uniform.
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HARLAN: I'd like to offer a toast
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to the most beautiful bride
a man could ever ask for.
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-To my Lily.
-ALL: Cheers!
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WOMAN: Lilian, darling.
GlRL: Cheers.
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He was going off to save the world.
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She couldn't help it. All alone.
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No word from him for months.
No one to tell her she looked pretty.
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Then one night this young man
came to the door.
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MAN: Is anyone there?
LlL Y: Yes. May I help you?
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Pardon me, pretty lady.
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I'm sorry to be bothering you.
I seem to have lost my way.
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Oh, my goodness. Are you hurt?
You look famished.
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OLD WOMAN: He was hungry.
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Please do come in. Come in.
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He was beautiful.
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That morning her husband came home
without warning
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and found them together in bed.
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HARLAN: Guilty pig! Get out ofhere!
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He took the young man by the throat
and started to drag him down the stairs.
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What...
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Please, sir, I didn't know. I...
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LlL Y: No, Harlan, no!
MAN: Get offme!
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LlL Y: Please, stop!
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He would've killed her,
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if I hadn't remembered the pistol
in my dresser drawer.
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Harlan, stop!
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(GUN FlRES)
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Blood everywhere.
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HARLAN: No young man will ever climb
these stairs to your bed again.
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He was dying and he cursed me.
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"No young man will ever climb
these stairs to your bed again.
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"Nor will you descend these stairs
in a shape that pleases men."
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-Hey, how'd you do it? With mirrors, right?
-That's right. With mirrors.
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See for yourself.
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Damn.
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"No young man will ever climb
these stairs to your bed again."
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You see, my darling, it works both ways.
That's the curse.
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Downstairs, I'm too old
and you're too young.
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Upstairs, I'm too young and you're too old.
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See.
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Much better.
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But Harlan forgot something.
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He forgot that people can make love
on the stairs.
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-So are we, like, immortal?
-Something like that.
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I thought I was gonna
spend eternity alone.
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But now you're mine,
right here, on this step.
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Forever.
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SHERlFF: Ma'am, it's us again.
OFFlCER: Open up, ma'am.
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-Where's the back door?
-OFFlCER: We ran out of places to look.
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No, Clyde, upstairs.
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(DOG BARKlNG)
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This place got a fire escape?
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00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,075
-So handsome and so dumb.
-What?
244
00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:40,576
Upstairs, Clyde.
Nobody's looking for an old man.
245
00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,348
Upstairs.
246
00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:46,918
Yeah.
247
00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:51,539
OLD LlLY: I'm coming, Sheriff.
248
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,898
-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
249
00:19:02,702 --> 00:19:04,937
Good boy.
250
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:08,398
SHERlFF: We ain't got all day, ma'am.
251
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,444
-Yes.
-I'm sorry to bother you again, ma'am,
252
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:13,779
but do you suppose I could come inside?
253
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,347
Well, I'm sorry, Sheriff,
254
00:19:15,348 --> 00:19:18,884
weren't you the one who told me
not to let anybody in?
255
00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:20,686
This is serious now.
256
00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:23,956
The dog keeps circling around,
coming back to this house.
257
00:19:23,957 --> 00:19:28,260
Now, we seem to think that...
Hey, heel, Gator. Heel, boy. Easy, now.
258
00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:30,529
We're thinking that maybe he broke
into the house
259
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:32,498
and you're not aware of it, ma'am.
260
00:19:32,499 --> 00:19:35,468
-Broke in here?
-Yeah, broke in here.
261
00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:37,969
Sweet Lord!
262
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:45,277
Hey, settle down now, Gator. Heel!
263
00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:47,813
Are you alone here in the house, ma'am?
264
00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:52,418
There's nobody else here but me
and my man upstairs.
265
00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:54,919
(DOG BARKlNG)
266
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:03,062
I would dearly like to look around,
if you don't mind.
267
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,831
Chill out, Gator. Settle down!
Give it a break. Easy now.
268
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:11,202
Honestly, Sheriff, I'm fine.
We're fine, my husband and l.
269
00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:12,738
He hasn't been well.
270
00:20:12,739 --> 00:20:17,472
Well, that Clyde Boudreau now,
he's a wily cuss.
271
00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:20,646
He could've got in this house
and slipped by you
272
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:24,007
when you were sitting in your parlor.
273
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:26,919
Settle down now.
We don't have no search warrant.
274
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,654
You got to excuse Gator, ma'am.
275
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:31,624
He's a real pro,
got a sixth sense about things like this.
276
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,745
Okay, boy, come on, sniff him out!
277
00:20:36,196 --> 00:20:39,365
What's wrong?
Gator, what's wrong with you?
278
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,767
Go! Why do you stop?
279
00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:42,868
(WHlNES)
280
00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:45,369
Gator!
281
00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:51,210
I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
I guess my dog got confused.
282
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,812
-It's quite all right, officer.
-OFFlCER: Sorry, ma'am.
283
00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:55,281
Thank you for stopping by.
284
00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,716
I'll be sure to keep my door locked
just like you said.
285
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,518
SHERlFF: Come on, Gator. Here, boy.
286
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,955
Where did Gator go, Harvey?
You just let him run right past you.
287
00:21:02,956 --> 00:21:05,836
We did it, Clyde. They've gone.
288
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,930
Clyde?
289
00:21:16,169 --> 00:21:18,669
Clyde?
290
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,955
(CLYDE WHEEZlNG)
291
00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:42,928
Lily!
292
00:21:48,335 --> 00:21:50,835
Lily!
293
00:21:52,472 --> 00:21:54,997
I'm up here.
294
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:57,575
Clyde? Clyde, you up there?
295
00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,744
Help me.
296
00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:08,415
Lily, thank God.
297
00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:24,066
Oh, no!
298
00:22:24,537 --> 00:22:26,739
God!
299
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,240
No!
300
00:22:29,442 --> 00:22:33,071
No! Oh, my God.
301
00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:38,484
CL YDE: I'd put a bullet in my brain
before I get old and useless like you.
302
00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:40,985
Go back.
303
00:22:41,721 --> 00:22:42,955
(GURGLES)
304
00:22:42,956 --> 00:22:45,456
No!
305
00:22:46,092 --> 00:22:48,592
No!
306
00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,632
CRYPT KEEPER: Poor Clyde.
307
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:57,703
I guess that's one 12-step program
he could have done without.
308
00:22:57,704 --> 00:23:03,909
Still, you'll be happy to know,
kiddies, that our story has a happy ending.
309
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:09,648
Clyde did manage, after a couple of years,
to crawl a little way down the stairs
310
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,551
where he waited for Lily
while she gruesome.
311
00:23:12,552 --> 00:23:15,052
(CACKLlNG)
312
00:23:16,189 --> 00:23:20,159
You know what they say,
"Age before booty!"
313
00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:25,898
My next poem features a rhyming scream
I think you'll find interesting.
314
00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:28,434
Hey, why don't you sit down?
315
00:23:28,435 --> 00:23:30,935
Excuse me, folks.
316
00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:35,801
Now, that's beat poetry.
317
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:38,375
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