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Great...

Hey, Speedy!

It's still a bit damp. My desk, I mean.

ME AND MORRISON

Hi, Mom.

What?

Yeah, of course I remembered.

I'm on my way to the bus stop. I'll be right there.

You didn't have to... Lovely begonias.

Have you heard from dad? - No.

He sent the money in May.

Half of what he promised, but who cares?

Have you found a place yet? - I'm still stay ing at Sophie's.

Sophie is doing well. I've seen her pictures in magazines.

I've got one right there. Do you want to see it? - No.

I hope you still have the money Dad gave you.

Now tell me how you really are.

What do you mean?

It seemed to me that you drank a bit too much, just like dad.

Shall I make some coffee? - I've gotta go.

Already?

I just want you to know that you can move back here too.

In case you'd like to go back to school or something.

You didn't have much left. - Are you the same mother -

who packed my bags one day and told me to go?

That was then. You were so difficult.

Everything was difficult. The divorce, the move...

I just couldn't handle it.

I'm glad you came.

You could come more often.

Could you lend me a couple thousand?

Wanna bet he says: "What's up, girls?"

What's up, girls?

Let's dance.

It doesn't work. - Doesn't have to.

How come? It's a lighter.

For you, it's a lighter. For me it's something totally different.

This works for me.

Hi.

This must be the kitchen.

Is there any coffee?

Is there any water?

Stick the gas hose in and light a match.

Then turn on the gas.

Use the micro wave. It's easier.

Who's the kid? - Good morning.

Who's the kid? In the kitchen.

It's Joonas.

What was I supposed to say? "Hi, I'm Aki. I have a kid."

"Let's go to my place and fuck." - He must have a mother too.

He doesn't. She's dead.

And what's that got to do with this? - I'm sorry.

It's OK. Case closed.

He seems like a cool kid.

My turn to ask you a question.

What was your name? Mirja or Merja?

Milla.

Magic.

Thank s for the ride.

And... it was nice.

No problem. Call me.

It would be nice to fuck again. - It wasn't that nice.

Jesus!

Knock it off.

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your... vintage wine.

How am I gonna pay the rent then?

No, no, no... I'm not calling him.

I'm glad you called.

It's so beautiful.

Your eyes are closed. - Know what?

I've always felt that I don't belong here.

There's nothing for me here.

Where would you go then? - Any where. Far.

Far? That's pretty vague.

Let's de fine "far". You pick the latitude, I'll pick the longitude.

The Tropic of Cancer.

OK, if this is the equator, we'll head up this way...

The Tropic of Capricorn.

In that case we'll head down... - The equator!

How about 160 degrees east? 166, I mean. - What's there?

The Kiribati Islands, where the dawn always break s first.

You'd always be ahead of time.

Awful! I'd always be the first one up in the world.

How about Central America? Belize? - What?

Belize. I'm going there soon. That's why I'm working like hell.

You could go with me if you're planning to leave.

Are you serious?

What is it?

Your mouth is goddam sexy.

It's the first thing I noticed about you.

Or second, right after your ass.

I like your house.

It's Joonas's house.

I like your shorts.

Cut them off my self. - No kidding.

Could you two be alone for a while?

I've gotta do something.

Where were you?

Have you ever looked in the mirror when you're having an orgasm?

Looked yourself straight in the eye at that moment?

You look really gorgeous then.

That wallpaper and Morrison... One of them is too much.

My Mom picked the wallpaper. - Do you see your parents often?

Mom died of cancer a couple of years ago. Right after Dad.

His heart failed six months before Mom died.

A lot of death around you.

No one here gets out alive.

Morrison can go. - No way. He'll be the last to go.

We've always been together, me and Morrison.

He died on the day I was born.

And he lived a bit like I do. Isn't it strange?

Yeah, right. Really strange.

He was fucking sensitive, you know. Have you read his poems?

You should. He believed he could stop the world -

and drift around in some totally different fucking worlds.

He could call the gods and the dead to him.

I think it's really heavy.

I don't think he could even get it up in his last years.

Call yourself a cab.

Milla, stop.

This is awful.

I can't go to my Mom's.

What?

No, there's no dog here.

Let's hit the road.

Do you like architecture?

Let Milla unpack her bags.

Magical Milla!

Go draw upstairs.

You're lucky this is just temporary. - You never know.

Have you forgotten about Belize or were you just bullshitting?

No. When I say something, I mean it too.

And I meant us.

Did you ever imagine being in the cockpit of a fighter plane?

When your heart is kicking -

and b lood rushes from your head to your feet?

The whole world would spin and you'd be totally detached.

Totally free.

Great.

Are you OK?

Have you ever seen a balloon land?

No, but I've seen it take off.

But how does it come down? - It just comes down.

But does it come down fast or slow?

I really don't care.

Why can't people live like balloons?

We are right now.

Our heads are high, our feet firmly on the ground.

You didn't quite get it.

Did you? - No.

Did you go to the grocery store? - No. Did you?

No, I forgot the whole party.

Joonas! Dinner.

Is the Caribbean like this?

No, it's different blue. We'll soon see it, live.

Don't fucking push me or I'll drop the joint in the water!

Have you ever taken anything besides pot?

That's for losers.

Sini messed with heroin.

She managed to quit while she was pregnant with Joonas -

but went back on it. She overdosed.

We're going to Tallinn.

Can you manage a couple of days on your own, I mean? - What?

I'm going with Joonas. Dad-and-son type of trip.

I'm taking him to see some old houses. I promised.

I'm coming with you.

You can't.

I won't say it again. You can't come.

It's time you remember that I mean what I say.

Dad, the ball pit! - Not now.

We passed it already. - My stomach hurts.

The ball pit won't help.

Knock it off!

I wanna go to the ball pit!

Goddammit, Joonas! I said no.

You're too old for that shit. And I mean what I say.

How can you drink here?

Not now.

It was funny when Dad came and fell.

Yeah, it was excellent.

And the way he yelled...

Look! I want a picture of all these pretty buildings.

Toompea Castle, St. Mary's Church -

the Town Hall and the Great Guild Hall...

We only have a few hours there. - No, no, no.

The Knighthood House, St. Nicholas's Church...

Listen!

Is the hotel pretty?

Who's next?

Did you have to get so drunk?

Let's look at those.

Joonas?

Let's go. This house is ugly. - I heard that already.

When I say something, I...

From Finland?

My name is Aki. I'm from Finland.

You're late. - Sorry, I don't speak Russian.

Do you speak English? - Shut up and come in.

Can I join you?

How much is a blow job? - What?

Don't play stupid.

I'm sorry.

Joonas got crazy. I had to run after him.

Is it late? - Pretty late.

We looked at beautiful buildings.

Did you have fun? - Joonas did. It's all that matters.

This is his trip. - I was really worried.

And I really missed you.

I can see that.

Hang on a second.

I've gotta go back on board. - Did you forget something?

No, my stomach is upset. - Go in the terminal.

I can't wait. We might get stuck in customs.

I think I'm gonna throw up. - Let's all go back.

No, you go ahead. I'll see you there.

Joonas!

Don't forget...

Don't get too excited.

Would I use a sports bag for smuggling something?

I'm warning you, I haven't had my morning shit.

Dammit!

It didn't seem to help much. - I'll get the car.

I'll be up front in a minute.

I thought you had a different car.

You should drink less.

But any way: This was fun.

Especially for Joonas, right?

Did you like the architecture? - No.

No? I'll show you architecture.

The best old houses are in Porvoo.

A penny for your thoughts.

A thousand?

My last offer.

Don't, I'm thinking.

Why are you so quiet? This place is really cool.

You sure know how to surprise me.

Joonas...

Let's go to the men's room.

Go powder your noses!

Ouch!

Good.

I was hoping this would never happen but it did.

Now let's go back and act like nothing happened.

OK?

Good. Daddy's boy... Put your shirt on.

Hurry up.

Where's Aki? - Still powdering his nose.

Think he has food poisoning?

You're a changed man. - Getting better.

Get in the pool. I've gotta make some business calls.

Joonas, I'll take your bag to the car.

Did you get a cold too?

What's that on your head?

I found it in theyard. Somebody left it.

I would fix it if I were you or you'll look real nerdy.

That looks really cool. Guess what, Joonas?

You're a cool guy. Really cool, in fact.

Like your father.

Joonas.

Go play some game or something. There's money in my pocket. - OK.

We had fun today, right?

Enough! Or we'll wind up in the ditch.

Stop fiddling with the radio.

The station keeps disappearing! - Turn off the damn thing then.

I want to listen to some music.

There...

Drive faster. - There's no rush.

Faster!

I'm not gonna risk getting the police on my tail.

Drive faster! - Are you doing that again?

Drive faster! - Goddammit, let's go then.

Happy now?

Enough?

Shit!

Fucking shit! Goddammit!

Fucking moron!

Joonas! Get back in the car.

This minute!

Did I faint?

Why did we take off? What?

Had toflee the scene.

You should've seen the driver. A fucking giant.

Started yelling like crazy.

Was he hurt? Was he alone?

He's OK. Except in the head.

I hope he has to wait all night for a to w truck.

Is Joonas OK? - Everything's fine.

Sorry I yelled at you, but I got scared. Like Milla.

But it wasn't as bad as it first seemed.

I'm one band-aid away from OK and you didn't get hurt at all.

We were all lucky.

Right?

Right, Milla?

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I just can't.

You're great, Milla. I love you.

Fuck off. - What?

Just go before it's too late.

Go back to your life like we never happened.

What do you mean? Why?

You're just the man I've dreamed about.

Let's go to bed.

I'm not tired. You go.

What are you doing?

What is this?

What is this shit? - Shut up, will you!

Stupid, stupid...

Milla, listen... I'll explain.

Joonas didn't notice anything.

I taped the dope under my shirt.

That's why I didn't want to walk out with you guys.

I was scared. But I'm not gonna give the smack to them.

I'll sell it my self. - Smack?!

Heroin. - I understand that much.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I was blackmailed into this.

They threatened to kill Joonas if I wouldn't do it.

Milla! I've borrowed a lot of money from them.

But I won't play their game.

You'd rather get Joonas killed. - No. I have a plan!

I'm taking Joonas to Sini's parents in the morning.

They know nothing about Sini or her parents.

He can stay there until we're ready to leave for Belize.

Great.

I never wanted to get you involved in this.

You saw that.

I understand if you want to leave now. But if not...

Take it or leave it.

Joonas.

I never wanted to use you like this.

But I owe money to some bad guys.

They'll hurt me unless I do what I'm told.

Do you understand?

Your grandparents will be happy to have you here.

We had less than a week left anyhow.

Go before I start cry ing.

Joonas...

I dig...

I love you.

Joonas!

Aki!

Aki!

Shit!

Hi! Did you miss me?

They bought it. Let's celebrate tonight.

What is it?

Are you getting your period -

or did you two smoke pot all day?

What the fuck did you do to Garfield?

What the fuck have you smoked?

This place looks like a combat zone!

Milla!

Fucking assholes...

I've gotta think.

When are Sophie and the poodle coming back from that trip?

Thursday. - Good. We'll be here until then.

Fuck these corks! - I'm a bit con fused here.

We have to get some real booze.

I'm not gonna mess around with wine.

And some pot, too.

I guess we should get something to eat as well.

Do you have a plan? - This doesn't really change anything.

We'll just lie low for a while. Two or three days at most.

And then: Hasta la vista, assholes!

Was it as fun outside as it is in here?

Was it?

We have to talk.

We are talking. - Really.

What do you want to talk about? - Well...

That's a broad topic. Let's get high first.

This shit really works. It could make you talk all night.

Could we try to talk when we're straight?

A bit hard right now.

Do you really think that straight talk is deeper?

When I get high, that's when I really start talking.

And the other person understands. That's, like, really heavy.

This situation drives me crazy. - Come here.

Try it. Works like a dream.

Shit! That's like a plate of beetles.

Can't you eat porridge instead?

Did you start reading romantic novels?

We've gotta talk.

Don't you realize that everything has changed? You and me, us.

I'm wondering what happened to you. Where are you?

In Belize, as soon as this deal is completed.

It's a deal, a sure thing.

Aki.

Yeah...

What do you mean too hot? It always is.

They'll never know you got it from me.

I could drop the price a little. What?

They're all getting cold feet.

I've gotta try someone else. But who?

Did you go to the liquor store?

We would need more time to pay the tick ets in full. - Let's see.

I can't find it. - What do you mean?

We have no reservation under the name Aki Tuovinen.

How come? You took the reservation yourself.

I should've remembered. He cancelled the next day.

Fourth crash victim: RUSSIAN MOTHER DIES

You were just sitting in the back seat, Milla.

I wanted to protect you. And Joonas.

I figured it's better if you don't know about it.

They can't connect us to it. All they have are skid marks.

That's not the point. - What is it then?

Are you saying we should've been killed? Or just me?

Would that make you happy?

POLICE SEEK HIT AND RUN DRIVER

What are you doing?

Getting high. - Any other secrets you want to tell me?

That's not fair. You drink like a fish.

See, I've got this under control.

I went to the travel agency. - So?

I needed the money temporarily. We'll get new tickets tomorrow.

You just don't get it, do you? You have no feelings.

No wonder people die around you.

You'll go like Sini.

Think of Joonas, if not me.

I can't take this anymore.

I'm leaving.

Fine, go then. But I'll tell you something first.

You're so fucking unfair because you just don't get it!

First of all, Sini is not dead.

She's married and I've given up all my rights to Joonas.

I was just taking care of him now because that's what he wanted.

He's at my parent's now.

They're also very much alive. They live in a brick house.

Why did you lie to me?

Because it makes no difference.

I was just taking you for a ride. I have no feelings for you.

You mean nothing to me.

Sofuck off and don't ever come near me again.

You're the only dead person in my life.

You're forgetting the people in that car. They're dead.

What day is it?

I'm a total mess.

Or I'm going crazy and just imagining all this or...

What are you talking about? - Bullshit.

Would you like to...

Could you just stay there until I fall asleep?

Milla!

Milla!

I was so fucked up I didn't know what I was doing.

I'm sure I can quit if I get out of here.

But I can only leave if you go with me.

I love you.

I found a buyer. I'll close the deal tomorrow.

Then by bike to Sweden and tickets to Belize from there.

I know I screwed things up but give me a second chance.

I'll stop by in the morning.

I have an offer you can't refuse.

Didn't you hear what I said?

I told you I won't touch it. Nobody will.

Listen... This is pure shit. - No!

I am not like you.

I have a wife and kids to take care of.

You have nobody. Besides, I don't want to die.

So beat it.

Fifty.

For so little you can sit on it for a year.

I'm leaving Finland tomorrow. Nobody will know.

1.5 kilos. You'll make a fortune.

Goddammit...

Is it so fucking easy?

Hi, Milla!

We met a bit too late. I was already high up -

and I didn't have a fighter plane to save me.

Milla!

You're brave, honest, loyal, warm -

funny, full of life, sensitive. And a good swimmer.

And so small that you'll easily fit any where.

Magical Milla... You can do any thing.

See you. We'll be waiting for you.

But don't rush like we did. Take your time.

Promise?

Love, Me and Morris on.

P.S: You've also got the sexiest ass in the world.

And when I say something, I mean it too.

Great.

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