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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:05,790 - Previously on Impress Me. 2 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:08,030 - Jim is currently sleeping on our couch, 3 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:10,810 and it turns out that the understudy that I hired 4 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:14,450 is also allowed to live here rent free. 5 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:17,165 - I'm creating an impressionist competition 6 00:00:17,165 --> 00:00:20,800 in which I am seeking the world's greatest impressionist 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,990 and I will personally give a cash prize 8 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,530 of a quarter of a million dollars. 9 00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:26,378 - You're gonna write a check 10 00:00:26,378 --> 00:00:27,398 for a quarter of a million dollars? 11 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:28,231 - Ya. 12 00:00:28,231 --> 00:00:30,310 I'd like to unveil my one-step program 13 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,880 to quit doing impressions. 14 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,890 Win Piat's competition. 15 00:00:44,547 --> 00:00:45,547 - Oh my God. 16 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,730 - What if I got a golden ticket already 17 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:55,670 and I just haven't found it? 18 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,560 I read online some guy found it in his cup of coffee. 19 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,570 What of that? 20 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:00,859 - That's probably not true. 21 00:01:00,859 --> 00:01:01,692 - And then, 22 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:02,525 no it is true. 23 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:05,790 And then some other guy found it in a box of cereal. 24 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:09,610 - Well we'll know if and when it happens. 25 00:01:09,610 --> 00:01:11,100 - No 'cause we don't eat cereal. 26 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:11,970 You won't buy it. 27 00:01:13,303 --> 00:01:14,410 But Ross, seriously. 28 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,570 What if we don't get one? 29 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:18,260 - Then we don't. 30 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,110 Look Piat's competition is 31 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:22,570 not the reason why we do impressions right? 32 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,490 Piat's competition is the reason I'm doing impressions. 33 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:27,460 Everyone submitted their audition tape 34 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,290 for Piat's competition a few weeks ago 35 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,123 and since then, 36 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,366 with some dramatic flare, 37 00:01:31,366 --> 00:01:34,260 we're starting to find out who has been accepted. 38 00:01:39,051 --> 00:01:41,151 - No I haven't gotten a golden ticket yet. 39 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,750 Am I worried? 40 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:44,990 I don't think worried is the right word. 41 00:01:44,990 --> 00:01:46,130 I think it would be ashamed 42 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:48,130 if I wasn't able to compete, 43 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:49,050 but ya know, 44 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:50,800 the only way I've gotten through the last year 45 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,620 is by being very positive 46 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,690 so that's what I'm doing. 47 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:57,500 - I wonder what Annie's up to right about now. 48 00:01:58,650 --> 00:02:02,100 - I wonder what Annie's up to right about now. 49 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:04,350 - You inspired me. 50 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,000 - Ya you said that before. 51 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,620 Back when we got interrupted 52 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,950 and then I had to deal with dad. 53 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:14,387 Why don't I completely believe you? 54 00:02:14,387 --> 00:02:15,660 - I don't know. 55 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,740 Probably because the decisions you were making 56 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:19,030 that led to our breakup 57 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:21,990 were pretty damaging to like your career, 58 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:22,823 your family, 59 00:02:22,823 --> 00:02:23,656 I don't know. 60 00:02:23,656 --> 00:02:24,640 - That sounds about right. 61 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,540 - It does right? 62 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:31,938 - Hey babe? 63 00:02:31,938 --> 00:02:33,170 - Ya? 64 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,940 - Where's your phone charger? 65 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,500 - It's in my purse. 66 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,480 - You mind grabbing it for me? 67 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,640 I can't find mine. 68 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:42,253 - Ugh. 69 00:02:49,624 --> 00:02:50,457 - Huh! 70 00:02:50,457 --> 00:02:51,290 Ross! 71 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:52,956 Ross! 72 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:55,530 Ross no come here look. 73 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:56,363 It's not mine. 74 00:02:56,363 --> 00:02:57,340 It's not mine. 75 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,173 Is it real? 76 00:02:58,173 --> 00:02:59,006 Is it mine? 77 00:02:59,006 --> 00:02:59,839 Is it fake? 78 00:02:59,839 --> 00:03:00,672 Is it real? 79 00:03:00,672 --> 00:03:01,505 Is it mine? 80 00:03:01,505 --> 00:03:02,338 Is it mine? 81 00:03:02,338 --> 00:03:03,171 No you didn't. 82 00:03:03,171 --> 00:03:04,004 Is it real? 83 00:03:04,004 --> 00:03:05,650 It says Andrea Nichols. 84 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,710 Oh I'm so exc, 85 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,700 Ross listen to me. 86 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:10,596 No listen. 87 00:03:10,596 --> 00:03:12,170 You cannot freak out 88 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,660 because of course you are going to get in. 89 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,340 Of course because you are like the best ever 90 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,520 and I don't want you to panic. 91 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,220 You know this is just, 92 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:24,440 they're probably giving it to like the lesser people first 93 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,510 and then they're gonna save the big finale for, 94 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:27,343 ya know, 95 00:03:27,343 --> 00:03:28,176 - Sure. 96 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:29,009 - For later. 97 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:29,842 - Ya. 98 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,150 - I knew I was looking for a reason. 99 00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:31,983 What? 100 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,330 Ross 101 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,320 - Oh is that a, 102 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,420 - When did you get this? 103 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,253 - It doesn't matter. 104 00:03:37,253 --> 00:03:38,934 - No it does matter. 105 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:40,710 Why didn't you tell me? 106 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:42,690 - Because if you didn't get in I wasn't gonna do it. 107 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,970 - No do not put me above your career. 108 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,600 You have a chance to actually win this thing stupid. 109 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:51,260 Don't do that. 110 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,941 - Okay hey hey hey, 111 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,810 I love you too. 112 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:57,483 - Don't do it. 113 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,766 - Oh you're so angry. 114 00:03:59,766 --> 00:04:01,795 - I'm really excited because of the competition! 115 00:04:01,795 --> 00:04:03,108 - We're going to the competition. 116 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:08,620 - It's a genius app Annie. 117 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,500 I think it's your best work. 118 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,230 - Thank you. 119 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,780 You went for what you're passionate about 120 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,930 and I wanted to do the same 121 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,950 so I'm getting out of managing 122 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:19,340 and I'm going into developing 123 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:21,980 and this app was my first step. 124 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:24,500 - So Ross says you're trying to get 125 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,770 as many impressionists as you can 126 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,450 to record the voices for the app. 127 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,283 - Yes. 128 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,360 - But that's not what this meeting's about. 129 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,857 - No it's not. 130 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,020 - You have something for me to sign. 131 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:35,853 - Yes. 132 00:04:35,853 --> 00:04:38,230 - Technically Annie and I had been separated 133 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,810 for almost a year, 134 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,780 but on paper we're still, 135 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,390 The "D" word had never been discussed. 136 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:49,476 Can I see it? 137 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:50,309 - Ya. 138 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,540 - Buenos noches Jim. 139 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:04,620 - Good night Hundo. 140 00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:15,453 ♪ Little voices, ♪ 141 00:05:15,453 --> 00:05:16,384 ♪ Little words, ♪ 142 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:20,934 ♪ Little sentences too. ♪ 143 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:22,516 ♪ There's a green one, ♪ 144 00:05:22,516 --> 00:05:24,007 ♪ There's a young one, ♪ 145 00:05:24,007 --> 00:05:27,240 ♪ There's an old one like you. ♪ 146 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,410 - Don't sweat it Jimbo. 147 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:30,503 - Oh ya, 148 00:05:30,503 --> 00:05:33,050 no just let them have their moment. 149 00:05:33,991 --> 00:05:36,380 - That's very mature of you. 150 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:38,899 I'm sure they appreciate that. 151 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,070 When I got my golden ticket 152 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,800 I went all like full Lithgow into the pool. 153 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,200 I've got a golden ticket. 154 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,380 I have a golden ticket 155 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,700 on the third rock from the sun. 156 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,355 It was fun. 157 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,940 Really. 158 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,490 I'll probably never forget it. 159 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:01,860 - Hundo. 160 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:02,693 Really. 161 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:03,526 Hundo? 162 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:04,810 How do they even know where to find him? 163 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:07,130 Is he tagged like an animal in the wild? 164 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,000 Gosh. 165 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,694 - Everything okay Jim? 166 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:20,694 - No no everything's not okay Hundo. 167 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,650 - That'll be eight dollars even. 168 00:08:09,578 --> 00:08:10,550 Here's your change. 169 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,063 - P.I. 170 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:25,480 Sorry I was so busy, 171 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,800 but I wanted to deliver to you in person. 172 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,970 It's been a crazy year. 173 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,590 - You've done well. 174 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:34,290 - Ya well when I created this competition 175 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:35,240 I had you in mind. 176 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,073 You know? 177 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:37,660 I didn't want you to ever quit your impressions. 178 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:39,830 Listen I got a new place 179 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:40,663 and I want you, 180 00:08:40,663 --> 00:08:41,496 Ross, Andrea, 181 00:08:41,496 --> 00:08:42,329 Selena, Bianca, 182 00:08:42,329 --> 00:08:43,480 I want you all to come. 183 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,160 We should just relax you know? 184 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,080 Just hang out before we do the competition. 185 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,280 - Ya that'd be great. 186 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,113 - Cool. 187 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,000 - So what are you doing here? 188 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,860 - I just bought a chain of these 189 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,450 and a lots of fun. 190 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,260 It's a side investment. 191 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,093 Side job. 192 00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:58,790 - Oh do you need a bag for this? 193 00:08:58,790 --> 00:08:59,920 - Ya ya. 194 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,904 - Okay cool. 195 00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:02,410 - Aw you remembered. 196 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:03,720 - Of course I remembered. 197 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:04,900 What do you think I am, 198 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,950 some kind of monster? 199 00:09:07,273 --> 00:09:08,780 - Aw is that cold pizza? 200 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:09,650 - It is. 201 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,300 The first morning Andrea and I ever spent together, 202 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:16,060 we ate cold pizza and watched these terrible old Westerns. 203 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:20,150 For our one year anniversary I did what most men never do. 204 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,180 I remembered. 205 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,700 - Ya I can't believe you did this. 206 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,430 - It's just a little something. 207 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:26,790 Since we've got Piat's thing today 208 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:30,640 I thought I'd save the big surprise for tomorrow. 209 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,660 I postponed our anniversary surprise, 210 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,170 but I had a good reason. 211 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,300 Well two reasons actually. 212 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,630 The first being that we're going to Piat's party today 213 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:42,730 and the second is that I'm still waiting 214 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,480 to hear back on whether or not 215 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,130 I got the Star Wars gig. 216 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,590 Gary said they're going to get back to us 217 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:49,790 by the end of the day today. 218 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:53,270 And I just need to relax until then. 219 00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,810 But it's a good surprise and it's all planned out. 220 00:09:56,810 --> 00:09:59,230 - This can't be Piat's house. 221 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:00,590 - It's a bloody museum. 222 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,190 - It's the right address. 223 00:10:04,410 --> 00:10:06,770 - He made a YouTube video from prison. 224 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:08,720 - Alright here we go. 225 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,680 - We got this babe we got this. 226 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,513 - Don't hit me. 227 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:12,373 That's you. 228 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:14,847 - I was this close. 229 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:15,680 I was this close. 230 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,749 - Alright you ready Ross? 231 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:18,700 - Ya I'm ready. 232 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,105 - Alright here it comes. 233 00:10:20,105 --> 00:10:21,860 - And I just can't get over this place. 234 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:22,840 - Ya it's gorgeous. 235 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,280 - That's amazing. 236 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,700 - Kevin hooked me up with the real estate agent 237 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,630 so that's pretty cool. 238 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,170 - Kevin who? 239 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,003 - Kevin Pollak. 240 00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,289 - I'm playin' it. 241 00:10:35,128 --> 00:10:37,682 - Oh look at my animal friends. 242 00:10:37,682 --> 00:10:39,104 Hello. 243 00:10:39,104 --> 00:10:41,140 - Ah this is great. 244 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:41,973 - Let's have a Jeeves fight. 245 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:49,733 - Nice game. 246 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,566 - Hey good job. 247 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:51,399 - That was brutal. 248 00:10:51,399 --> 00:10:52,232 - Ya it was. 249 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:53,503 - I need a drink. 250 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,400 Drinks. 251 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,310 - You want to play singles? 252 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,143 - Oh no. 253 00:10:57,143 --> 00:10:57,976 No, no thanks. 254 00:10:57,976 --> 00:10:58,990 You already schooled me. 255 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,950 - Ya what if Selena woulda asked you to play? 256 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,060 Just the two of you? 257 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,410 Would you have played then? 258 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,110 Would you Ross? 259 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,790 - Reggie I don't know what you think happened. 260 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:14,210 Nothing transpired between me and Selena at all. 261 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,580 - Just talkin' about tennis baby. 262 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,150 Just tennis. 263 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:21,983 - K. 264 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,910 - What's up Gary? 265 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,490 - Hey Rich. 266 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:27,390 What's going on buddy? 267 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:28,223 - Anything? 268 00:11:28,223 --> 00:11:29,150 - What? 269 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:29,983 - Star Wars? 270 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:30,910 - Oh no. 271 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,229 Hey have you and Andrea ever done long distance? 272 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,062 - No. 273 00:11:34,062 --> 00:11:34,895 No we haven't, 274 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,860 but today's actually our one year anniversary. 275 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,270 - Have you guys done long distance stuff? 276 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:41,820 - Like I just said we've never done long distance. 277 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,680 - So you guys haven't done long distance? 278 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,513 - No. 279 00:11:44,513 --> 00:11:45,346 You just asked me that twice. 280 00:11:45,346 --> 00:11:46,179 You realize that? 281 00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:47,012 No. 282 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:47,845 The answer's still no we've never done that. 283 00:11:47,845 --> 00:11:48,678 - You didn't answer me 284 00:11:48,678 --> 00:11:49,511 that's why I asked you again. 285 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,143 - So the answer's no? 286 00:11:53,143 --> 00:11:53,976 - No! 287 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:56,670 - No need to be sassy about it. 288 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:59,760 - Gary has been unable to focus recently 289 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,640 because of Bianca's news. 290 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,473 - First of all, 291 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:03,306 don't ask which one 292 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,139 'cause I can't tell you, 293 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,360 but Bianca just submitted her audition tape 294 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,530 for a very famous sketch comedy show. 295 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:08,720 Films in New York. 296 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,900 Airs one night a week, 297 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,260 late night, 298 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,210 and we have very high hopes about it. 299 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,130 We're so excited. 300 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,740 - But you can't say which one? 301 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:18,110 - Ross I love you like a brother but I cannot. 302 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,330 I really can't. 303 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,760 - Hi I'm Bianca Miller and 304 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,360 I'm afraid I cannot audition for your show. 305 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,640 At least not until some other actors have had their chance, 306 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,040 like Sarah Jessica Parker. 307 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,470 - I think I would be a perfect addition to your show. 308 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,100 - It's me Kelly Rippa. 309 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,560 - Hey it's me Ellen Page. 310 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:42,190 I think I would be totally boss at being wacky. 311 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:43,960 Julia Louis Dreyfus. 312 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,180 And now you want me 313 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,360 after my Emmy's? 314 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,360 Well you can all go 315 00:12:51,298 --> 00:12:52,131 yourselves! 316 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:53,210 Take my Emmy's, 317 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,058 shove 'em up your 318 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:56,243 all the way to 319 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,560 . 320 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,240 Until they get their chance, 321 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,510 I cannot and will not 322 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,150 audition for your late night sketch comedy show 323 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:08,060 that tapes in New York and airs once a week. 324 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:11,150 - Oh it was so good. 325 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:11,983 - Is it? 326 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,800 - Oh you were genius. 327 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,633 - Are you sure? 328 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:15,466 I can't decide. 329 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:16,299 - Yes. 330 00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:17,132 - I mean is it too confusing? 331 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:17,965 Is it an audition? 332 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:18,798 Is it not an audition? 333 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,631 Does it even make sense? 334 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,620 I mean I'm just so nervous I have no idea what to do, 335 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,453 and now I'm itchy. 336 00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,286 I mean ae you itchy? 337 00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:23,260 'Cause it just feels itchy out here. 338 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,050 - You need to calm down first of all. 339 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,280 Second of all it's brilliant. 340 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,330 - I can't help thinking what if I could just do it better? 341 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:29,455 What if I could do it better? 342 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,100 - Now you sound like me. 343 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,860 - Would you please watch one more time? 344 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,610 My audition for the famous sketch comedy show 345 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:36,460 that films in New York City 346 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,690 that airs once a week on late night. 347 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,370 - You can just say that it's 348 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:40,203 - Nope. 349 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:41,036 Nope. 350 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:42,337 Gary can't say which one. 351 00:13:42,337 --> 00:13:45,596 - [Group] Ohhhh! 352 00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:46,654 - Nice. 353 00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:48,071 - Cheers friends! 354 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,390 - This is like Valhalla. 355 00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:54,090 - Ya this property used to 356 00:13:54,090 --> 00:13:56,441 be owned by Walter Matthau actually. 357 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:57,274 - Really? 358 00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,990 - Ya can you imagine him and Jack Lemmon 359 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,520 playing bocce ball over here? 360 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,410 - I can. 361 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,764 And Walter, 362 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:05,280 I don't want to get into a rhubarb with you, 363 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,250 but my ball is definitely closer. 364 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,366 - No I'd have to disagree with you Jack. 365 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:12,136 My ball is definitely closer. 366 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,460 - I don't want to have this discussion 367 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,936 about whose ball is closer to what 368 00:14:14,936 --> 00:14:17,490 to tell you the truth. 369 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,460 - Well you better get out your yardstick 370 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,550 because mine's definitely closer. 371 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,626 - Alright. 372 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,270 - Nice. 373 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:29,530 - Sucks waiting huh? 374 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,680 - Oh no I didn't really care 375 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,900 about playing bocce ball anyway. 376 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,733 - Oh no not bocce. 377 00:14:33,733 --> 00:14:35,010 The other thing. 378 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,160 Gary told me that you're up for a big part 379 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,452 in a movie that rhymes with War Stores. 380 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:42,300 - Ya it's very nerve-wracking. 381 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,080 Apparently we're supposed to find out at the end of the day 382 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,130 whether I got it or not, 383 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:45,963 so ya. 384 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:47,983 - Me too. 385 00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:48,870 - Oh. 386 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:50,490 - Ya every time Gary looks at his phone 387 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,848 I just get freaked out. 388 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,330 - Ya I know the feeling. 389 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,420 - Ya I don't know if Gary told you, 390 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,340 but I'm up for a famous sketch comedy show 391 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,380 that films in New York City 392 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,280 and airs once a week on late night. 393 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,320 - Ya no I know what you're talking about. 394 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,153 That's cool. 395 00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:02,986 - No. 396 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,819 Nobody does. 397 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,300 - Where are all the good voices now? 398 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,580 Remember the classic voices? 399 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:07,429 Good 'ol, 400 00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:09,768 Good 'ol Jimmy Stewart ya know? 401 00:15:09,768 --> 00:15:11,830 - I can't watch you do it and I not do it myself. 402 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,798 - [In unison] Ya it's a disease. 403 00:15:13,798 --> 00:15:15,000 - It's a disease. 404 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,010 It could strike at any time. 405 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,376 - Now everybody, 406 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,800 they all sound the same. 407 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,470 They're not distinct enough. 408 00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,303 - People can just say 409 00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:23,210 they can talk like this 410 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,486 as long as they look really grave. 411 00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:26,770 - Kind of on the verge of Californians. 412 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:29,596 Just head up north on the 405 413 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,130 and go east on the 101. 414 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,510 - I like to take the 118 to 215. 415 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,270 Take that across to the ten. 416 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,170 - Am I sweating here? 417 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,526 I feel like I'm sweating. 418 00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:39,560 - It's a little warm, 419 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,470 but you look fine. 420 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:41,593 - Do I smell? 421 00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:42,426 - Do you sm, 422 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,085 um no. 423 00:15:44,085 --> 00:15:45,268 - No I mean do I smell? 424 00:15:45,268 --> 00:15:47,580 Can I smell? 425 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,140 I feel like I've lost my sense of smell here. 426 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,090 - Oh weird. 427 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,600 Do you want to get some water or something? 428 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,870 - You know I just don't know where I wanna be 429 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,272 when I hear the news from Gary. 430 00:15:54,272 --> 00:15:55,690 - Ya me neither. 431 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:56,523 - You got it. 432 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,210 Nice shot. 433 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,130 - Okay now I'm definitely sweating. 434 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,230 - Hey that was unfair. 435 00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:08,680 I peed a little. 436 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,880 Just a little. 437 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,730 It was like a medium amount. 438 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:26,363 - Excuse me. 439 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,380 Guys one last thing. 440 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:33,520 Regardless of what happens at the competition 441 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,020 let's all remain good friends. 442 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,063 - You got it. 443 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,400 - In front of everybody? 444 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,560 Ya that was unfair to vote for Ross and Bianca, 445 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,910 but I mean that's Gary. 446 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:56,120 Gary can't hold back. 447 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,590 But the next day we got the sweetest email 448 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:00,960 with a video attachment. 449 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,793 - Hi guys. 450 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:05,000 I just wanted to say thank you for everything. 451 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,410 I'm off to a new chapter of my life, 452 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,930 but I couldn't have done it without all of you. 453 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,790 And now I am off to the airport, 454 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,880 but I just wanted to say 455 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,590 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 456 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,610 Please please let me know everything 457 00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:18,170 that happens with the competition. 458 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,570 I am just so excited for all of you, 459 00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,020 and I hope you come visit me in New York. 460 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,860 I know we're gonna have lots of fun there too. 461 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:26,199 So just remember that I am here for you 462 00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:27,630 even though I'm far away 463 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,050 and I love you guys. 464 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,110 So bye for now. 465 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,100 - This is a big transition for everybody. 466 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,360 Ross and Andrea they've been together a year 467 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,475 so they're gonna have to shift, 468 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:50,590 find out what that means. 469 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,640 This is huge for Bianca. 470 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,060 It's a massive change. 471 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,010 And for her and Gary, 472 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,630 it's a big shift in their lives together. 473 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:00,430 They're gonna have to work that out. 474 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,500 Selena, 475 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,790 we have a totally different relationship now. 476 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,623 I'm a parent, 477 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:11,700 but she's a grown woman now. 478 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,760 So that dynamic has totally changed forever. 479 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,400 It's a time of transition. 480 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,500 I mean everybody's kind of turning a page. 481 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,460 But look at Piat. 482 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,307 Piat went literally from rags to riches 483 00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:36,520 in front of our very eyes. 484 00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:44,142 And Hundo is Hundo. 485 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,480 As for Annie and me, 486 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,010 well what we're discussing right now 487 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:13,982 is totally gonna add a new dynamic to our relationship. 488 00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:18,982 ♪ Imitate shooting stars out my window. ♪ 489 00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:24,261 ♪ I can hear the pitter-patter of the rain. ♪ 490 00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:28,508 ♪ And I'm watching all the cars ♪ 491 00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:33,175 ♪ Imitate shooting stars out my window. ♪ 492 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,930 It's funny how much of your life 493 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,430 can be summed up by signing a piece of paper. 494 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,874 ♪ And I'm watching all the cars ♪ 495 00:19:43,874 --> 00:19:48,874 ♪ Imitate shooting stars out my window. ♪ 496 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:54,499 ♪ I can hear the pitter-patter of the rain, ♪ 497 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:57,411 ♪ Of the rain. ♪ 498 00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:59,246 ♪ And I'm watching all the cars ♪ 499 00:19:59,246 --> 00:20:03,515 ♪ Imitate shooting stars out my window. ♪ 500 00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,850 - Got a new voicemail from Gary. 501 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,440 Haven't listened to it yet. 502 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,110 Here it goes. 503 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,290 - Hey Ross. 504 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,367 This is Gary. 505 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:26,920 I just heard back from Star Wars and 506 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,050 - On the next Impress Me. 507 00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:32,210 - He disappeared for a while 508 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,730 and nobody knew where he was. 509 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:36,160 - We gotta go into the wild kids. 510 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,890 Nanakin you have to be careful of the forest. 511 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,260 Beyond our sales bonafide double net. 512 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:43,840 Like two peas in a pod. 513 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,700 No we're not. 514 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,430 We're not peas in no pod. 515 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,273 ♪ Soap and cake. ♪ 34009

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