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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,164 # Daring duck of mystery 2 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:07,365 # Champion of right 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,806 # Swoops out of the shadows 4 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:12,208 # Darkwing owns the night 5 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:14,542 # Somewhere some villain schemes 6 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:17,082 # But his number's up. Three. two. one 7 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,084 # Darkwing Duck 8 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,586 # When there's trouble you call DW 9 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:23,588 # Darkwing Duck 10 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:26,216 Let's get dangerous. 11 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,192 # Darkwing Duck 12 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,661 # Darkwing Duck! 13 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,698 # Cloud of smoke and he appears 14 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,961 # A master of surprise 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,401 # Who's that cunning mind behind 16 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,700 # That shadowy disguise? 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,900 # Nobody knows for sure 18 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,603 # But bad guys are out of luck. 'cause here comes 19 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,338 - Darkwing Duck - Look out! 20 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:49,348 # When there's trouble you call DW 21 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,441 # Darkwing Duck 22 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,816 # Let's get dangerous 23 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,855 # Darkwing Duck 24 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,413 # Better watch out. you bad boys 25 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,891 # Darkwing Duck! 26 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:07,298 And then, Big Webfoot spotted the light of a distant campfire. 27 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:12,771 The hairy, hulking beast crept through the forest until he came to the clearing... 28 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,069 (both) Aah! 29 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:17,575 I am the terror that flaps in the night. 30 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,272 I am the moth that seeks your porch light. 31 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:24,783 Oh, it's not Big Webfoot. It's some jerk in a costume. 32 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,718 Not just any jerk. I'm Darkwing Duck. 33 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:31,621 - The jerk's probably lost. - I am not lost! 34 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:35,494 - Say, is that a compass? - No, it's an outboard motor! 35 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:38,156 - I thought you weren't lost. - I'm not! I just... 36 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:41,632 ...wanna make sure the North Star is still north. Yeah, that's it. 37 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:45,068 What do we get out of it? 38 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,402 The satisfaction of helping a friend in need. 39 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:51,308 - Get real. - Then how about a scary story? 40 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,242 Ah... 41 00:01:55,315 --> 00:02:01,151 It's about the time I ran into the... vampire potato. 42 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:05,920 Ha-ha! Vampire potato! There's no such thing. 43 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:09,325 That's what I said! 44 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,454 It happened not too long ago, 45 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:15,831 right here. the hideout of my archenemy. Bushroot. 46 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,166 Never again will I be lonely! 47 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,001 Never again will I be told, 48 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,474 "I can't go out with you - you're just a shrub!" 49 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:27,445 I found the way to obtain the perfect bride! 50 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,948 I'm growing my own. Spike! 51 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,179 - Fertilizer. - There. 52 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,014 - Fluoride. - There. 53 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,391 Posey blossom. 54 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,527 - Uh-oh. - Posey blossom? 55 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:53,167 Oh! I got it! I got it! I got it! 56 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,203 - Oops. - Posey blossom! 57 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:05,340 Posey blossom! Oh, this is just the thing for that feminine touch. 58 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,518 Why not? 59 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:17,997 Spike! It's working! She's alive! Alive, I tell you! 60 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,792 She's a potato. 61 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,861 This isn't posey blossom! It's potato spuds. 62 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,908 How could you do this to me? 63 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:33,241 I can't marry a potato. She's a tuber and I'm a shrub. 64 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,577 Oh, but they say opposites attract. 65 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:39,743 Maybe, if we really try, we can make it work. 66 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,253 Posey, will you marry me? 67 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:46,520 - (growls) No. - I'll take that as a yes! 68 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:49,426 Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 69 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,763 I made this gown out of lilac, especially for you, voluptuous one. 70 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,699 Hm, I wasn't expecting a bride larger than a size eight. 71 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:02,440 Allow me to carry you across the threshold, my buxom beauty! 72 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,806 (grunting) 73 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,343 No offense, Posey, but you've got to go on a diet. 74 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,455 I've arranged for every luxury. 75 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:20,117 Your own sprinkler system and a fertilizer supply. 76 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,218 (growls) 77 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,560 Well, what do you want? Jewels? Furs? You're a potato. 78 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,964 (roars) 79 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,731 OK, OK. I'll run into the city and get you some presents. 80 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:35,069 You just wait here and I'll be back in a jiffy. 81 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,405 (growls) 82 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:44,040 Meanwhile. handsome. debonair duck-about-town Drake Mallard 83 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,348 was about to hear the most exciting news of his entire life! 84 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,480 - Dad, the Muddlefoots are moving! - They are? 85 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:54,754 Yes! The Muddlefoots are moving! The Muddlefoots are moving! 86 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,925 Let me give you a hand, Herb. 87 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,937 You got a lot of stuff, but I'm sure we can fit it in, trust me. 88 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:09,941 So, where you moving to? Alaska? Maine? Mars? Real far, huh? 89 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:14,343 Move? Oh, we'd never move away from you, Drakeroo. 90 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,178 We plan on living next door to you forever. 91 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:18,506 Ow! 92 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:21,246 We're just going on a little camping trip, is all. 93 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,789 Oh, Herb, dear, don't forget the VCR. 94 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:27,348 Only Herb would bring his VCR on a camping trip. 95 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,952 VCR? Keen Gear! Here, can I come? 96 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:32,020 Hop aboard, little lady. 97 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:36,967 - But I thought you hated camping? - I do! But I wanna catch Big Webfoot - 98 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,971 the-million-year-old man-ape. I'll be famous, you know. 99 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:43,202 Man-ape, ha! There's no such thing as a man-ape. 100 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,540 - Move! - Ah, then again... 101 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:49,342 Come on, Honk, let's go collar a big monkey. 102 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:54,443 Big Webfoot, ha-ha! At least I'll have some peace and quiet. 103 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,887 (TV) We interrupt your peace and quiet for a special news bulletin. 104 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,983 The herbivorous mutant research-scientist-turned-criminal. 105 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:04,723 Reginald Bushroot has been sighted robbing Fabric King. 106 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,823 What would a plant man want from a home shop? 107 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:12,298 I don't know. Which color would look better on my bride? 108 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,340 The magenta, or the della Robbia blue? 109 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,171 So, what does your bride look like? 110 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:20,679 - She's a large potato. - I'd go with the blue. 111 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:25,508 You'll need this to make your prison uniform, Bushroot. 112 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,576 Suck gas, evildoer. 113 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:36,261 Ah-ha! Gas has no effect on me! Take this, duck! 114 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,027 Ew! Dandruff! 115 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,932 He's a plant, LP. That's pollen. 116 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,903 - Ah-ah-ahchoo! - Gesundheit. 117 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,769 - Ahchoo! - Gesundheit. 118 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:51,776 - (Darkwing) Ahchoo! - (Launchpad) No, geshundeit. 119 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:56,706 Hi-ho, Ivy - away! 120 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,116 - He's getting away, DW. - I can see that. 121 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:05,053 Make a left at the next corner. It's a shortcut. 122 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:09,894 A shortcut, eh? A shortcut to the cemetery maybe. 123 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:14,228 Well, it would've worked - if they hadn't built this Hamburger Hippo here. 124 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,734 (overlapping singing) 125 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,737 (engine sputters) 126 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:22,400 - Oh! Looks like we broke down, Herb. - Great! We'll camp here! 127 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:25,137 I'll set up the tepee, you bust out the chips. 128 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:30,342 The soon-to-be-supermarket-tabloid-star surveys the wilderness 129 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:33,579 for the Beast of the Year nominee - Big Webfoot! 130 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,780 (evil laugh) 131 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:38,016 So they want Big Webfoot, huh? 132 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,648 (continues laughing) 133 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,818 Honey, I'm home! 134 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,829 The jewelry store was closed, but I brought you frozen yogurt. 135 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,865 Posey? Where are you, my love? 136 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,922 (gasps) 137 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,661 Oh, no! She's gone! 138 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:54,604 Then I guess she can't get mad, can she? What am I saying? She's all I have! 139 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:58,110 Come back to me, Posey! Where are you? 140 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:02,576 Honker! Gosalyn? 141 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,946 Where are you? 142 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,780 - (rustling) - (laughs) 143 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,844 Wait till they get a load of me! 144 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,287 (laughs) 145 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,086 (growls) 146 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,757 Slow down, DW! I can't keep up! 147 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,096 Bushroot's probably halfway into the country by now. Hurry up! 148 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,569 That is unless you know any more shortcuts. 149 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,436 A truck's coming! Maybe we can get a ride! 150 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:34,038 That's not how you stop a truck. You gotta be more assertive. Watch. 151 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,478 Halt! 152 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:46,155 - That worked real good, DW. - You OK, city boy? 153 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:50,218 Uh, you wouldn't happen to be heading to the country, would ya? 154 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:54,995 Is yesterday's crawdad tomorrow's fry? 155 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,898 Hop on in! 156 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:03,175 There's frozen aliens back there in my truck. 157 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,233 Aliens? Really? 158 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:10,010 Government stuff. You ain't supposed to know. 159 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,677 Well, maybe you should just drop us off. 160 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:19,055 I likes company. Gets lonesomer than a mud puppy out here. 161 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:22,891 After a while, you start seeing things. 162 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,930 (tires squeal) 163 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:29,366 Ugh! There was a tater in the road bigger'n Jake's cow. 164 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:33,531 - Is that right? Potato, huh? - It looked like a russet, too. 165 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,632 - A-A-A russet. - Yeah. 166 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:40,110 Red taters, you can reason with 'em. 167 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:44,445 But russets, why, they's just plain mean. 168 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,044 W-w-w-what are you do if you run into a russet? 169 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:53,422 There's only one thing to do. You gots to say tater backwards 170 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:57,622 while shakin' the pollen off a Lycium nycanthropus plant. 171 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,131 I'll keep that in mind, Duane. 172 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:03,896 Uh, what's a Lycium nycanthropus plant? 173 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,734 Well, how should I know? 174 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,400 I'm just a good old country boy. 175 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,612 (man on TV) Channel 9 is proud to present tonight's cinema classic.: 176 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,442 "Vampire Varmints from Venus. " 177 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:18,483 You're just in time for the movie, Tank. 178 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,884 We interrupt tonight's cinema classic for a special news bulletin. 179 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:26,186 A vampire is loose in the countryside. No one has seen the vampire. 180 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,523 but the victims can be recognized by the following symptoms... 181 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:33,292 Oh, dinner's ready, Tank! Your favorite instant mashed potatoes. 182 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,767 ...they have an insatiable craving for potatoes. 183 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,465 They appear to be in a trance-like state and do not speak. 184 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:43,599 Hm, this movie is kinda borin', isn't it, son? 185 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,736 And they sprout potato-like roots from their heads. 186 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,873 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, Tank, dear, you need another haircut already. 187 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,317 Beware. the vampire could be anywhere. 188 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,981 Oh, look, Herb, a giant potato. 189 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,149 (growls) 190 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:03,321 Did you hear that? It sounds like Big Webfoot's right in your folks' camp. 191 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:08,659 Ok, Honk, when I say "go," you grab him and I'll get him with the net. 192 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:14,263 Oh, b-b-but maybe I should wait here while you g-g-o look at... 193 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,173 Ready? 1, 2, 3. Go! 194 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,440 Help! 195 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,544 Uh-oh. 196 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,685 There's a diner coming up. You can get out there. 197 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,025 But look out for the vampire. 198 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:42,124 - Oh, a vampire? - What's a vampire? 199 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:49,866 Well, fellas, this is where you get off. 200 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,135 Hey, Hamburger Hippo! 201 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,148 I don't believe it. These things are everywhere. 202 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,811 You tell Moe Duane sent you, you hear? 203 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,258 I'll tell him Duayne should be in the loony bin. 204 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,991 I hope we don't run into anymore Duane's at the diner. 205 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:17,701 Ya hear about there's a vampire runnin' loose? 206 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,704 Oh, what's a vampire? 207 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:24,072 Never seen one, but I heared they wears a black cape. 208 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,441 I never seen one neither. 209 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:30,573 But iffen I did, I'd run a stake right on straight through his heart directly. 210 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,741 Yeah. 211 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:35,913 - Excuse, me, gentlemen. - It's the vampire! 212 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,952 Wait! This is Darkwing Duck! 213 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,064 Darkwing Duck's the vampire! 214 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,931 No, no! I saw the vampire. 215 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,835 It's a potato as big as a Buick, and it's got the Muddlefoots. 216 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:59,469 That's crazy talk. Why, Jake's prize tater ain't no bigger'n a Volkswagen. 217 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,410 What's a Muddlefoots? 218 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,744 Pound the stake, Zeke. 219 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,849 - Wait! He's not a vampire! - How do we know that? 220 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,014 Um, you can do a vampire test. 221 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,923 Yeah, a vampire test. That's a great idea. 222 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:19,761 Well, I heared somewheres that vampires bounce. 223 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,434 Let 'er rip, Zack! 224 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,768 Couldn't I just take a written exam? 225 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,145 - Was that a bounce? - No. 226 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:40,709 Well, that's hard to say. We better try another test. 227 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:45,314 Don't vampires hate flamin' red-hot chili peppers? 228 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:47,984 (horn) 229 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:54,458 Nobody can stand flamin' red-hot... 230 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,032 (train whistle blows/school bell rings) 231 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,747 Fetch the stake, Zack. 232 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,979 (train whistle) 233 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,027 Looks like Zack's a vampire too! 234 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:28,828 Maybe you're goin' about this the wrong way. 235 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,995 Yeah, these aren't real vampire tests. 236 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,332 Got any better ideas, little missy? 237 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,774 Well, in the Umpire of Vampire Empire, 238 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,369 the vampire wouldn't burn when they set fire to him. 239 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,813 Gosalyn, whose side are you on? 240 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,649 Zack, get the diesel fuel. 241 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,813 Kinda make you miss Duane, don't they? 242 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,050 Duane? You know Duane? 243 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:56,151 - We're like this. - Well, why didn't you say so? 244 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,389 Guess that let's him off the hook. 245 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:03,060 That's a shame. I was looking forward to plunging that stake through his heart. 246 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:06,798 Hey! They's still a vampire out there! 247 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:10,968 - Let's get it. - Hee-haw! He's a vampire. Let's get him. 248 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:15,207 Frozen aliens and now vampires! Has everybody gone crazy? 249 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:20,014 But there is a vampire, only, it's a potato, and it's probably in those bushes now! 250 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,883 - (rustling) - Aah! 251 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,583 Just the wind. Launchpad, go take a look. 252 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,393 Get going. 253 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:36,394 There are no vampire potatoes. Scientists who turn themselves into plants, yes. 254 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,028 But vampire potatoes, that's ridiculous. 255 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,629 - Help! - But I saw it! It had fangs and tentacles. 256 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:45,302 Just like the vampire in Attack of the Vampire with Fangs and Tentacles. 257 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,811 - You've watched too many horror movies. - What? 258 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,611 Attack of the Vampire with Fangs and Tentacles is a classic. 259 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:56,644 Well, did you see any vampire potatoes? 260 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,258 There, you see? Now, let's go visit the Muddlefoots 261 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:11,064 so I can prove to you they're all right. 262 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,302 (growling) 263 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,536 See? See, I told you. 264 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,242 (crunching) 265 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,378 You see? They're wolfing down potato chips and staring at the TV like zombies. 266 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,824 - Perfectly normal for the Muddlefoots. - But they're watching a test pattern. 267 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,417 Good! Maybe they can understand the plot. 268 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,987 But they've got roots growing out of their heads. 269 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,592 Binkie insists on buying that new-fangled herbal shampoo. 270 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,297 OK, how do you explain that? 271 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,661 (gulps) 272 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,265 There's a good explanation somewhere. 273 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,503 (growls) 274 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:56,844 - Gosalyn, where are you going? - Do get something that'll stop a vampire! 275 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,281 Oh, how about a shotgun? 276 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,580 Suffer the might of Darkwing Duck! 277 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,180 Ow! 278 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:10,092 OK, then, suck gas, spud-face! 279 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,063 (coughing) Gosalyn! 280 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,100 Will you hurry up! 281 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,657 Gosalyn! 282 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,502 To ward away vampires, you have to find the things they fear most. 283 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,666 A potato peeler? 284 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,007 Back, ghastly one, or I'll slash you into hash browns. 285 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,777 Obviously, that wasn't it. 286 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,681 Gosalyn! 287 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:37,449 Maybe the Muddlefoots have a deep-fat fryer. 288 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,291 (gasps) 289 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,454 My bride and my worst enemy together! 290 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,931 Posey, how could you do this to me? 291 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,127 I'll get that rotten Casanova duck for this! 292 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,469 Let go of me! 293 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,634 (horn blows) 294 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,074 It's not so easy to catch Darkwing Duck 295 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,912 when you're a big slow-moving potato, is it? 296 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,281 Hey! 297 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,546 (growling) 298 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,453 Gosalyn, get me outta here! 299 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,081 (mower chugging) 300 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:16,025 Posey! Step aside, darling. 301 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,189 Bushroot, you're the last person I expected to rescue me. 302 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,425 You have stolen the heart of the woman I love. 303 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,867 I'm not gonna rescue you, I'm gonna mow you down! 304 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,715 No, you've got... She doesn't love me, we're just friends. 305 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,553 Hey! There's a gopher hole down here. 306 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,891 But... you're gone, Duck! 307 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,157 You're right! 308 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,468 (hissing) 309 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,631 Yikes! 310 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,419 Knots to you! 311 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,691 Try and catch me now, you starch-sucking snake in the ground! 312 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,061 (grunts) 313 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,336 I'll save you, Posey! 314 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,845 Back, odious one, or I'll saut� you in garlic butter! 315 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:49,320 Posey! Posey, are you OK? Please, please forgive me! 316 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,886 - Now what kind of plant was that? - A Lycium nycanthropus. 317 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,555 - That's it! How did you know? - It's my scientific name. 318 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,394 Grab him, Gos! 319 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,065 Otatop! Otatop! 320 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,729 Ahchoo! 321 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,638 - It's not working! - Otatop? Ahchoo! 322 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,905 - What does that mean? - It's potato backwards. 323 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,412 (screams) 324 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:20,508 I get it. You don't say potato backwards, you say "Potato backwards"! 325 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,921 (both) Potato backwards. Ahchoo! 326 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,617 Potato backwards. Potato backwards. Ahchoo! 327 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,286 (whimpers) 328 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,325 (high-pitched tone) 329 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,362 Hey! I've seen this movie! 330 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,199 DW? DW? 331 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,369 (moaning) 332 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:53,942 DW, I saw the vampire potato! It's in the bushes and it grabbed me! 333 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,385 Forget it, LP, it's taken care of. 334 00:20:56,455 --> 00:21:00,118 How did you know how to stop that thing, Darkwing? Huh? 335 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:04,652 Knowing from the beginning that we were dealing with a vampire potato, 336 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,221 I did some research on local country legends. 337 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,665 You expect me to believe that? 338 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,067 OK, some crackpot named Duane told me. 339 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,704 I'm gonna get you, Darkwing Duck. 340 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,910 Now you'll pay for taking Posey away from me! 341 00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,209 Hey, fellers! 342 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,745 Look, it's the vampire! 343 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,218 Vampire? There's no such thing. 344 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,952 Well, we're just gonna see about that. 345 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,960 Zack, get the diesel fuel. 346 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,430 (Bushroot screaming) 347 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,434 Come on, let's get him! Yee-haw! 348 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:50,297 And that is how I saved St. Canard from the vampire potato. 349 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:54,971 That was dumb! There's no such thing as a vampire potato. 350 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:58,676 Oh? They say if you listen carefully, 351 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:02,652 you can still hear Posey howl at night. 352 00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:06,450 (loud howl) 353 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,321 (loud howl) 354 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,084 # Darkwing Duck! 355 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,486 # Darkwing Duck! 356 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,820 # Darkwing Duck! 357 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,190 # Darkwing Duck!28196

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