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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,360 [Light Rock] 2 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,320 This bed is on fire with passionate love 3 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:20,120 The neighbors complain about the noises above 4 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:23,720 But she only comes when she's on top 5 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,280 Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation. 6 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,960 You know, living at my parents' house, 7 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,960 th-that's, um... that's a temporary thing. 8 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,640 Uh, we've been going out for, what, three years. 9 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,240 You're not, like, getting bored with things, are you? 10 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,600 Michelle, I... I'm gonna ask you something that I've never asked you before. 11 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,800 Is it kinky? I don't think so. No. 12 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,640 You don't have to be embarrassed if you want to add more spiciness to our relationship. 13 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,920 Actually, um, 14 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,680 maybe you could just, uh, you know, 15 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,640 use your napkin. 16 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,440 My napkin? [Man] Mr. Levenstein. 17 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,920 Yes. You have a phone call. 18 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,600 Excuse me. Thank you. 19 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,240 - Hello. - Jim, it's Dad. Uh, you left the ring at home. 20 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,160 The box is empty. But-But I'm on my way, 21 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,240 and I've got the... 22 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,800 I've got the ring, so don't panic, son. Okay? 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,680 [Jim's Dad] Bye-bye. [Phone Beeps Off] 24 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,320 Who was that? 25 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,040 Uh, that was my dad. 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,960 That was, uh, my dad. That was, uh... He couldn't get through on... 27 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,000 I didn't answer my cell. So he was, uh, 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,000 getting all, uh... was getting all worried. 29 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,960 You know how he is. But everything is, uh... everything is okay now. 30 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,040 Everything is, uh... Everything is perfectly fine. 31 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,600 I think I know what you're gonna ask me. 32 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,760 And it's okay. I... I don't have to use my napkin. 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,640 - Wha... - I've got my own techniques. 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,400 Michelle, where... where are you going? 35 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,240 Michelle? Hey. Hey. [Chuckles Nervously] 36 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,200 Okay. [Groans] 37 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,320 Okay, Michelle. Michelle. 38 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,400 Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Michelle. 39 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,680 Psst! 40 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,360 Michelle, I think you need to stop. Okay, keep going. 41 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,360 [Shudders] 42 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,440 Oh, my God. Michelle. Michelle. 43 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,600 Michelle. Oh, my God. 44 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,880 Oh, my God. Okay. 45 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,440 Well, I made it. Where's Michelle? The washroom? 46 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,120 You know, I was so nervous she was gonna spot me. Here's the ring, son. 47 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,400 Ohh. Let me tell you something. 48 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,120 This is some ring. Look at the rock on this baby. 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,040 Mr. Big Spender. Hope you didn't blow your wad on this, son. 50 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,520 Not yet. Your mother and I... 51 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,080 could not be more thrilled for you, Jim. 52 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,760 I mean, we're so happy. And I know you're excited. I can see it in your face. 53 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,640 - I mean, you look like you're ready to burst. - Uh-huh. 54 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,600 I mean, your cheeks, they're flush. I wish your mother could be here. 55 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,040 Not me. That's what I wish. You know, this is... 56 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,760 this is one of those moments, Jim, 57 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,040 that you're gonna remember for the rest of your life. 58 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,280 - Yes, it is. - You bet it is. 59 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,520 You bet it is. 60 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,720 I cannot believe my son is gonna pop the question. 61 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,760 - [Thud] - What was that? 62 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,760 Th-That? 63 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,960 That? Knockin' on wood. 64 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,400 And what is this, uh, popping... popping what? What question? 65 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,720 You are... Oh, you're a wreck. What... 66 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,800 You need some air. You need some air. 67 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,880 - Walk me to my car. - No, I'm not walking you... 68 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,680 - Listen to me. This is for your own good. - [Gasping] 69 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,680 Oh! 70 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,360 Your penis! 71 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,480 - [Both Yelling] - [Gasping Continues] 72 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,960 [Laughing] 73 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,280 Watch your penis. I got it. 74 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,280 Your pants. I got the pants! 75 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,240 I got the pants! Please! 76 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,360 Everybody, please. Everybody just calm down here. 77 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,640 Everybody, just quiet! Lower your voice. 78 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,760 [Crowd Hushes, Murmurs] 79 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,400 It's disgusting! 80 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,080 Now, 81 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,800 I came here to do something... 82 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,520 [Sighs] And, damn it, I'm... I'm gonna do it. 83 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,880 Michelle. 84 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,520 [Crowd Gasping] 85 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,240 Hello, dear. 86 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,520 Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, 87 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,920 I love you... 88 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,240 more than I could... 89 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,920 ever explain at this particular moment. 90 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,360 Dad. The ring. 91 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,760 Oh. 92 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,800 Will you marry me? Yes. 93 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:57,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 94 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,600 My son. 95 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,520 I'm the happiest man in the world. 96 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,640 [Crowd Gasping] 97 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,280 We should all be so happy. 98 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,520 [Rock] 99 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,760 I 100 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,840 I'm a one-way motorway 101 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,720 I'm a road that drives away 102 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,480 Follows you back home 103 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,600 I 104 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,760 I'm a streetlight shining 105 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,400 I'm a white light blindin'bright 106 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,880 Burnin'off and on 107 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,200 Cheers, gentlemen, sweetheart. 108 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,040 I'm impressed. 109 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,720 Marriage is a binding, 110 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,760 unifying, eternal, 111 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,000 never-ending, permanent... 112 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,840 chaining together of two people. 113 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,520 Jim, have you thought this through? 114 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,840 Yes. Yes, Finch. Thank you. 115 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,360 I had actually been trying to figure it out for a while. 116 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,080 You know, when is the right time? Is there a right time? 117 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,480 And finally I realized, duh, you love the girl, marry her. 118 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,160 Aw. [Pop On Jukebox] 119 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,640 Oh! Let's dance. Dance? 120 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,400 No. No, you have to learn sometime. 121 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,200 Come on! You cannot run You cannot hide it 122 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:42,920 Everything they tell you is messing up your mind Don't laugh at me. 123 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,560 They don't give up and I don't give in Okay, okay. 124 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,680 I'm just glad that's not me. 125 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,840 Finch, you don't think there's one girl you're destined to spend your entire life with? 126 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,960 They're all for me, Kevin. 127 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,520 Not, uh... Not so bad, huh? All right. 128 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,200 Do this. [Groans] 129 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,120 I'm sorry. 130 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,640 Well, the wedding should be rather entertaining. 131 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,480 [Chattering] 132 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,160 Bro, that's it? 133 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,200 There's no keg anywhere. 134 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,920 Jim. Hey, John. 135 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,120 The food and the drink are really bad. 136 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,040 "F" for presentation. 137 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,800 The good news for you... What's that? 138 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,240 We're gonna be ushers at the wedding. 139 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,800 [Sighs] This is amazing. 140 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,440 I don't recognize half the people in this place. [Doorbell Rings] 141 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,400 At least they all brought gifts. 142 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,000 Hello. Hello. I'm Mary Flaherty. 143 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,280 Oh, hello. Harold Flaherty. 144 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,080 Please, please come in. Lovely to meet you. 145 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,720 We've been expecting you. How was your trip? 146 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,040 - Delightful. - Who's excited about the wedding? 147 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,320 Anxious might be more accurate. 148 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,240 Oh, w-w-we've never met your son. 149 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,160 You'll get to meet him. 150 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,120 Rudy and Sam would like to meet him too. Oh, yes. 151 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,320 Better bring them in from the car. They've been cooped up. 152 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,280 Oh, for heaven sakes. You brought your sons? 153 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,520 Our dogs. We never travel without them. 154 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,560 Oh, my goodness. Well, honey, 155 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:20,280 why don't you go get those critters out of the car and we'll start on some cocktails? 156 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,280 Ah, thank you. Right. I'll, uh, get the dogs. 157 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,280 There's one thing that'll make this wedding perfect. 158 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,240 No Stifler. 159 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,680 Well, that's one dick we are not inviting. 160 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,280 - Motion seconded. - Motion carried. 161 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:38,760 So, Finch, what are you gonna do with that fancy NYU diploma? 162 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,480 I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs. 163 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:46,040 Well, you should come to law school, man. You know I could use the company. 164 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,200 Kids, Michelle's parents are here. Come on. We're waiting. 165 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,840 Oh, crumbs on the shirt. That's bad. Okay. That's fine. 166 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:52,240 [Skipped item nr. 165] 167 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,200 I'll change. I'll change. 168 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,040 Fuckers. 169 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,880 Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milk shake. 170 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,760 What's up? 171 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,120 That's right. 172 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,120 Oh, cake, huh? Hope it's good. 173 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,240 Oh, gee. Thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker. 174 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,240 [Scoffs] 175 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,600 Oh. Fuckin' right, doggy! That's good cake! 176 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,120 Holy shit! 177 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,520 Hi. How are you? Congratulations. 178 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:47,880 Hey. 179 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,680 [Giggles] 180 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,760 Congratulation, jism. [Laughs] 181 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,800 Excuse me. Stifler. 182 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,680 Hey, Jim. Stifler. 183 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,920 - What are you doing here? - Happy fuck day, ass mouth. 184 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,080 Put the cake down. Check it out. I made it myself. 185 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,600 - That's very cute. - What happened to my invite? Got lost in the mail, fuckface? 186 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,920 I don't want to discuss this. Quiet! Oh, quiet yourself. 187 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,880 I think I can spell... Seriously, man. Seriously... 188 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,000 Jesus! Damn it, Stifler. 189 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,240 Jim, look what you did. Look what I did? 190 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,880 Look at this shit. What am I supposed to do now? 191 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,640 Are you happy now, man? Why are you here? 192 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,560 My dick looks like a corn dog. I got cake all over my balls. 193 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,120 [Jim's Mom] Jim, honey. Shit. 194 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,000 The Flahertys are waiting. You think he's upstairs, honey? 195 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,800 Oh, you're fucked now, Jim. [Cackles] 196 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,160 [Growling, Barks] 197 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,760 [Groans] 198 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,600 [Thuds] Stifler, get up. 199 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,520 This dog's great! Is it weird that it feels good? 200 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,880 [Laughs] 201 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,800 All right. [Dog Growling] 202 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,440 What about the dining room? I know you'll just love him. 203 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,360 - Jesus, Stifler. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 204 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,760 - [Jim] Stop enjoying it so much. - Lick it off! 205 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,000 Whoo-hoo-hoo. ! 206 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,560 Son of a... You little shit. 207 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,400 - You gotta take your pants off, man. - [Gasping] 208 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,480 [Gasping, Screaming] 209 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,800 - Jim. - No, it's not what it looks like. 210 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,440 - What are you doing, son? Jim. - My dogs! 211 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,640 - Don't go in there. Lord knows what they'll do to you. - I love this dog! 212 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,520 - I-I-I was just trying to get him off, Dad. - That is your son? 213 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,440 Back away from the animal. 214 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,000 Hey, great party. Uh, Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty, I presume. 215 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,480 [Stifler] Hey, where are you going? 216 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,120 Well, uh, lunch is, uh, served. 217 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,880 I-I really hope that, uh... that-that we can just... 218 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,840 that we can all just forget about this and-and-and move on... 219 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,560 and start again... start again fresh. 220 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,920 Jim, if you hope to be the provider and protector for our firstborn daughter, 221 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,840 you have a long way to go. 222 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,720 Thank you, sir. 223 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,960 They think you're an angel... 224 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,320 and-and I'm... I'm just some ungrateful dog-rapist. 225 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,800 They just think they raised a proper, little band girl. 226 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,920 And-And besides, sometimes it's... it's nice to be a little more traditional. 227 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,760 How so? How-How do you mean traditional? I'm thinking about the wedding. 228 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,520 Well, it's just this one day. 229 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,040 One day where-where everyone's eyes are on me for a change. 230 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,520 I've just never walked into a room and... 231 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,520 and had everyone go, "Ooh," and, "Ahh," 232 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,040 and, "Isn't she elegant?" 233 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,840 That is exactly how our wedding is going to be. 234 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,720 I promise. 235 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,560 Shit, I've got a frosted ass crack. Hey, Finch, 236 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,640 you want this for here or to go? 237 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,680 "A witty saying proves nothing." Voltaire. 238 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,760 "Suck my dick." Ron Jeremy. 239 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:39,400 [Skipped item nr. 238] 240 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,680 Oh, boys. Anybody seen the bride's parents? 241 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,200 No? Hmm. 242 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,320 Wait a second. 243 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,080 Wait a second. Come on, Stifler. 244 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,000 This isn't a graduation party. Time to go. 245 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,520 Wait. Hold on. Jim's getting married, isn't he? 246 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,800 Holy fuckin' shit! This is major! 247 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:59,160 Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party. 248 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,200 Yes! We celebrate the death ofJim with a party in his honor. 249 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,400 Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass. 250 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,680 Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas all up in our friggin' faces! 251 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,120 Buck up, fellas. Show some enthusiasm. 252 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,960 It's gonna be fuckin' great. Oh, my God! 253 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,760 [Door Closes] Finch, he-he does make a good point. 254 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,760 Yeah, he does. 255 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,000 You never heard me say that. 256 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,880 I do not deserve a girl this cool. 257 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,240 Michelle said the wedding was doable, right? 258 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,360 A wedding. A wedding, yeah. 259 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,880 You know, I promised her her wedding... you know, the wedding of her dreams. 260 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600 Okay. What's the problem? 261 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,920 Dancing. Uh, she wants... she's gonna want to dance. 262 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,880 You know, there's that whole tradition: the first dance at the reception. 263 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,480 She's gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit. 264 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,720 I can't do that. I can't... She learned all that from band camp. 265 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,480 Okay, so you take lessons, you know, right away. 266 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,800 Lessons. Okay. I have to convince her parents that I'm not a shithead. 267 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,120 Challenging. Indeed, challenging. 268 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,200 But doable. What else? 269 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,120 What else? I don't know what else. 270 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,480 That's the thing. She cares too much to tell me. 271 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,160 She doesn't want me to worry that she might be worried. 272 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,080 So I'm worried. 273 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,400 Recon. 274 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,320 You mean, like-like spying on, uh... like spying on Michelle? 275 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,680 Spying is deceitful. 276 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,240 Extra attention means you're concerned. 277 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,600 This is... This is true. This is good. Guys, here's to the next step. 278 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,480 Would you please shut up with that stepping? Put your glass down. 279 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,840 [Light Rock] 280 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,520 And you 281 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,320 Were right to bide your time 282 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,800 And not buy into my misery 283 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,240 Well, the good things are never free 284 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,440 Do the colors of the rainbow 285 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,840 Look the same to everyone 286 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,400 We'll find a wonderful place somewhere. I promise. We'll keep looking. 287 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,240 Is everything okay in here? The study can get a little chilly. 288 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,400 Do you have enough blankets? We're fine. Thank you. 289 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,120 I-I was kind of hoping that, uh... 290 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,800 that someday soon we could have a little talk. 291 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,600 I'd really like to tell you why I think I'll make a good husband. 292 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,720 Whenever you get a chance. 293 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,840 - Oh, why is that? Come on. - [Dog Grunts] 294 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,840 See, I was saying that soon... we could talk. 295 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:37,200 This... This right now is-is sort of the preliminary talk... 296 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,600 before the future... longer talk, 297 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,160 which would be like a... a quiet, uh, private dinner talk. 298 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,560 [Yipping] Let him finish. 299 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,440 [Dog Panting] 300 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,360 [Yipping] I'm talking to you. 301 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,240 - [Mrs. Flaherty] Shh. - Okay. 302 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,680 Good talking to you. 303 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,880 No. No, these aren't gonna work. 304 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,000 Wow. 305 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,320 You guys in a sporting goods store. Very good. 306 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,440 Hey, Finch, I think they got your size. 307 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,360 Aw, beautiful. 308 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,520 Jim needs to learn to dance for his wedding. 309 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,000 You know, I think he's screwed. 310 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,800 Of course he's screwed. He's getting married. 311 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,720 I can't wait to see this disaster. 312 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,440 What makes you think you're invited? 313 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,920 [Slurping] 314 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,840 I already called upJim's mom, got the info. 315 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,760 I'm preparing for the festivities. 316 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,800 It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 317 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,680 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. 318 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,240 And I'm gonna rock out with my cock out! 319 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,640 Ooh, yep, that's what I'm talking about. [Laughs] 320 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,920 [Jim] All right, Stifler. Um, 321 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,320 this-this is a little, uh, difficult to explain. 322 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,120 Look, you're... you're okay. 323 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,920 You're okay. I-I-I mean, uh... I mean, I like you. 324 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,800 Yeah, great. You can blow me after practice. 325 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,880 I'm working, dude. Well, dude... 326 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,560 - [Yelling] - Come on. Work it! Hustle! 327 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,880 See, my mom didn't know that there was a misunderstanding. Push it! Move it! 328 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,440 - You're not invited! - Hold! 329 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,400 Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? 330 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,760 I've been looking out for your sex life since high school. You what? 331 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,520 Ohhhh! Ohh! 332 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,520 [Laughs] 333 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,760 The first tits this guy ever saw... 334 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,560 were because of me. 335 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,080 The first girl he ever hooked up with... 336 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,560 was at my party at my cottage. 337 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,040 That girl is the girl he's marrying. 338 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,640 The Stif-man showed him the way. 339 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,960 - Can I get a "Hallelujah"? - Hallelujah, Stifler! 340 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,080 But, my fuckers, 341 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,080 this mofo right here does not want the Stif-meister, 342 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,600 the grand, fucking facilitator to attend the wedding. 343 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,880 Who sucks donkey dick? Jim sucks donkey dick! 344 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,040 Jim sucks donkey dick! The answer's no. Okay? I'm sorry. 345 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,960 The answer's no. I can dance. 346 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,880 What? I can dance. 347 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,760 Jim sucks donkey dick! Jim sucks donkey dick! 348 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,360 [Stifler] Five, six, seven, eight. 349 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,880 Okay. Now-Now what exactly is this here? 350 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,920 Left box turn. Left box turn. 351 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,880 Hi. Stop looking into my eyes. Sorry. Sorry. 352 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,880 How do you... How do you know how to do this? 353 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,280 My mom made me take it for three fucking years. Yeah? 354 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,800 Yeah, I hated it. No, you're really good. 355 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,280 Uh, you should take ballet or something. 356 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,040 Fuckface! What part of "This sucks my ass" do you not under-fuckin'-stand? 357 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,480 This is exactly what I'm talking about, Steven. You can't behave like this. 358 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,800 I-I-lf you want to come to the wedding, I'm sorry, you cannot act like this. 359 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,720 Are you saying I'm impolite or something? 360 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,120 Impolite would be an improvement. Look, 361 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,440 just... just try not to be, uh, you know, uh, 362 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,440 you. 363 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:00,160 [Skipped item nr. 362] 364 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,960 [Exhales Deeply] Fuck this shit. It's not worth it. 365 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,080 Hey, wait, Stifler. Stifler, hold on. 366 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,240 Wait. Okay. Wh-What if, uh... What if you, uh, plan the bachelor party? 367 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,600 With a dildo show? Sure. 368 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,480 Look. Just... If you can find the time, uh, to fit it in, 369 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,280 go ahead, surprise me. 370 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400 Sorry, chief. That only gets you halfway there. 371 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,800 Why? Why ha... What do you mean? 372 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,840 I need assurances that I'm gonna get some quality action at this wedding. 373 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,760 I'm sor... I can't... I can't make that promise. 374 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,280 Well, let me put it to you this way, Jimbo. 375 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,280 No pussy, no dancing. Okay? 376 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:35,480 No pussy, no dancing. How's that for polite? [Raspberries] 377 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,480 [Cackles] 378 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,560 Jim, your suspicions are confirmed. 379 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,000 Michelle wants a dress that she can't get. 380 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,960 The dress she wants is Amsale. They have a store in Chicago. 381 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,120 Now, if we leave right now, 382 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,920 we can get there by the time they close... a three-hour drive. 383 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,320 A three-hour drive? Kick fuckin'ass. 384 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,760 Are we going to Chicago to see titties? 385 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,040 We are talking about getting Michelle a dress in Chicago. 386 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,080 Now, please, vanish. 387 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,400 Hey, Finch, what's the capital ofThailand? 388 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,320 Bangkok! [Yelps] 389 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,960 Dude... Hey, I got shotgun. 390 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,920 [Groaning] 391 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,000 [Stifler] Let's get this dress shit over with. 392 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,640 The strip bar has got free hot wings before 7:00. 393 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,040 Now, Jim, let me handle this. 394 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,240 These are my people. They're gay? 395 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,760 No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style. They're cultured. 396 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,960 - They're sophisticated. - So they're gay. 397 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,840 So, mademoiselle, I'm sure that you can appreciate... 398 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,480 that monsieur here is stuck right between Scylla and Charybdis. 399 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,400 [Chuckles] Yes, I'm afraid he's no Ulysses. 400 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:48,000 - Okay, what's happening here? - You need to speak to my dressmaker. 401 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:52,240 That's who would actually make the dress. And I'm afraid Leslie has gone for the day. 402 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,440 Everybody here in the small town 403 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,200 Everybody here in the small town 404 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,600 Looks used and abused today 405 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,120 All right. She-She said she'd probably be at one of these bars here on Halstead. 406 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,800 I say we split up and ask around for a Leslie Summers. 407 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,720 Right. 408 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,800 [Dance] Read my lips 409 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,640 Read my lips 410 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,600 Hey there, sweet little thing. 411 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,520 Hey there, you sweet manly thing. [Chuckles] 412 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,960 You know, I really love your shirt. Do I know you? 413 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,840 I'm Jennifer. Well, Jennifer, 414 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,440 just relax, take it slow... 415 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,360 and let the good times roll. 416 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,200 'Cause Daddy's a regular here. Do you want to get a drink? 417 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,480 You're goddamn right I do. Whoo-hoo! 418 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,440 Whoo. Two cold ones. 419 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,920 Hey, you know, my friend would really dig your vibe. Will you wait here? 420 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,200 Sure thing, babe. Good. 421 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,120 All right. 422 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,080 How you feeling, sexy? Pretty good. 423 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,280 Whoa. You have a deep voice. 424 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,720 That's not all. [Laughs] 425 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,640 Oh, right. 426 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,280 You look really cute tonight. Thanks. 427 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,160 I guess. What the... 428 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,320 [Smack] 429 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,640 Oh, hey. Gettin' a little frisky. [Smack] 430 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,200 [Smack] Oh. Game over. 431 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,520 What's happening here? 432 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,800 Hey. Any luck? 433 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,640 - Not so much. - All right. Let's, uh... 434 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,640 Free 435 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,040 This is Bear. 436 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,520 Hey. Wow. You are a bear. 437 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,560 - [Roars] - [Roars] 438 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,440 - Yeah. - [Barks] 439 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,400 How much you bench? 440 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,920 - How much you weigh? - Why? 441 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,040 You wanna try and pick me up? 442 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,240 [Chuckles] Yeah, I think I could. 443 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,560 Yeah, I bet you could. You are big. 444 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,800 I could use a guy like you on my team. 445 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,520 Are you... Are you talking about our team or an actual team? 446 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,920 What the hell is "our team"? 447 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,840 Hi. Where's the girl? [Gasps] 448 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,760 What the fuck are we talking about? 449 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,480 You need to take another look around. 450 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,040 [Continues] 451 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,160 - [Man] Hey, honey. ! - Oh, my God. What the fuck is going on? 452 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,720 [All Laughing] 453 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,560 - Come on. Is that all you got? - [Gasps] 454 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,480 Pussy! 455 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,000 I, uh... I must have came to the wrong place. Stifler. 456 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,120 Stifler. Oh, man. 457 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,200 Hey. Oh, it's so good to see you. 458 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,600 I... How did you get up the nerve to check out a gay bar? 459 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,440 Yeah. Really don't wanna talk about it right now. I just wanna go home. 460 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,520 - Your friend here was just leaving. - Eat shit. 461 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,160 Did you find Leslie? Fuck your stupid dressmaker, man. 462 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,600 - You guys know Leslie Summers? - Uh, we're trying to find her. 463 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,200 You know what? I think you guys are out of luck. Why don't you go home? 464 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,520 No. Y-You know Leslie... He knows Leslie S... Okay, look. 465 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,280 My friends and I just drove all the way from Michigan... 466 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,960 to find my fianc�e the wedding dress that she deserves. 467 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,520 Now, we need Leslie to make it for us. Can-Can you please help us find her? 468 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,960 I'm sure Leslie always helps associates of assholes. 469 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,200 What are you looking at? I'm not a steak. 470 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,960 Listen, breeder, not every gay man wants to have sex with you. 471 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,760 Oh, yeah? Listen up, ass jockey. 472 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,160 If I were gay, you'd want me. Really. 473 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,520 Really. I got style. 474 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,240 I'm cultured. I'm sophisticated. 475 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,400 And all that just radiates from your oh, so sexy self. 476 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,320 That's bullshit. 477 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,360 Everyone wants a piece of the Stif-meister. 478 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,640 [Crowd Laughing] 479 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,400 Right! Yeah! 480 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,520 Without a doubt! [Laughing] 481 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,480 - I'll show you fuckers. - Bye. 482 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,360 Everybody say, "Bye. "Bye. 483 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,880 Bye. 484 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,960 Bye. Good luck with the dress. 485 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,680 Give us a drink. 486 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,600 [Ominous Synthesized] 487 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,400 [Crowd Murmuring] 488 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,080 [Up-tempo Pop] 489 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,600 - Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night - [Mouth Words] 490 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,360 Mother of God. 491 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,120 In the real-time world no one sees her at all 492 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,600 They all say she's crazy 493 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,640 She's a maniac, maniac 494 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,720 On the floor 495 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:40,240 And she's dancing like she's never danced before 496 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,520 Bitch! 497 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,200 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth 498 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,560 Ooh, heaven is a place on earth 499 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,040 They say in heaven love comes first [Woman] Whoo-hoo. ! 500 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,600 What is this, a dance-off? 501 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,000 Aplace on earth 502 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,600 Oh, yeah? 503 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,640 [Cheering] 504 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,160 Sweet dreams are made of this 505 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,040 Who am I to disagree 506 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,240 I travel the world and the seven seas 507 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,080 Everybody's looking for something 508 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,920 [Cheering] 509 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,560 She's got it 510 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,680 Yeah, baby, she's got it 511 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,920 [Man] Go, big boy. ! I'm your Venus 512 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,720 I'm your fire at your desire 513 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,200 FI-FI-FI-FI-Flex 514 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,680 You've gone too far this time 515 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,480 But I'm dancing 516 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,960 On the valentine 517 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,520 I tell you somebody's fooling around 518 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:58,000 With my chances on the danger line 519 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,920 I'll cross that bridge when I find it 520 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,840 Another day to make my stand 521 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,760 Ohhh-oh 522 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,480 High time is no time for deciding 523 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,440 lf I should find a helping hand 524 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,240 Ohhh-oh 525 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,440 Why don't you use it 526 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,080 Try not to bruise it 527 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,000 [Cheering] 528 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,160 I love you! 529 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,120 What? 530 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,680 Fabulous. Seeing that was worth anything. 531 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,600 Look, I'm Leslie Summers, and you've got yourself a dress. 532 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,280 Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. 533 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,720 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 534 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,360 Yeah, no problem. Hey, who's your friend? Uh, K-Kevin. 535 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,400 Was that the best night ever or what? Stifler, 536 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,600 are you... are you kidding me? It was amazing. 537 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,560 Hey, guys! Hey, hey. 538 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,520 Hey, when you get your bachelor party together, I manage some girls in town. 539 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,480 Real ones. All right. 540 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,480 Call me. Damn, Stiffy, you got some moves. 541 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,240 [Chuckles] 542 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,280 Told you that guy wanted to fuck me. [Laughs] 543 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,440 I can't believe this. They're really gonna make the dress for me? 544 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,240 They are expecting your call. Go ahead. This is so cool. Oh. 545 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,360 I love you. 546 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,360 Thank you. 547 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,520 Well, that worked out. 548 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,880 Well, maybe it's time we have that special dinner chat. 549 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,920 I'll have turkey. 550 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,000 Thanks for helping out. 551 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,680 We're so close, and there's still so much to do. 552 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,640 Cadence! 553 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,760 Hey. Hi. 554 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,440 Cadence, this is Paul Finch. Finch, meet my younger sister, Cadence. 555 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,120 Nice to meet you. You're reading Descartes. 556 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,040 Yep. 557 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,160 Cogito ergo sum. "I think, therefore I am." 558 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,320 Hungry. [Chuckles] 559 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,200 Hungry. 560 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,400 So, when's Mark getting in? 561 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,800 Uh, let's see, that would be never. 562 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,600 Did you guys break up? How tragic. 563 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,800 Uh, sorry, Paul Finch. Girl stuff. 564 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,880 [Plane Engine Roaring] 565 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,640 Just stay calm. I'm available, she's available. It's all good. 566 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,720 She's a beautiful girl, and you're you. 567 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,480 [Exhales Deeply] [Cadence] I dumped him. 568 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,280 [Michelle] But it was Mark. I thought you really liked him. He was nice. 569 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,960 [Cadence] Yeah, but sometimes nice isn't so nice. 570 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,000 W-Wait. Hold on. Let me get this straight. 571 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,360 He didn't want to do it. He said he didn't want to ruin what we had... 572 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,280 by deflowering ourselves. 573 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,200 Who the hell uses the word deflower? 574 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,400 [Michelle Groans] That's like something Mom would say. Yeah. 575 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,560 And I'm starting to realize that Mom and Dad's idea of appropriate behavior... 576 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,520 might be a little bit different than mine. 577 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,640 Mich, you're in love. Shh. 578 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,760 You're getting married. I mean, what's this like? 579 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,280 It's like it's... I'm never gonna be able to explain it. 580 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,720 I wanted us to write our own vows for the wedding, and now I can't do mine. 581 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,040 I... How do you explain love? 582 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,920 Uh, I-I guess I wouldn't know. 583 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,080 I don't think I've ever felt that way about a guy. 584 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,040 Oh, someday you will. Maybe. 585 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,640 But in the meantime, I don't think it would hurt to get a little rowdy this weekend. 586 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,880 Jim's got single friends, right? Yes. 587 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,280 - Think Finch is a possibility? - Oh, Finch is boneable. 588 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,000 Yes, he is boneable. [Chuckles] 589 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,520 [Thud] [Water Sloshing] 590 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,200 Dickhead. You do not send shit to my office at school. 591 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,760 Hey, Stifler. Why don't you come in and make yourself comfortable? 592 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,760 Your letter made a great impression on Coach Marshall when he read it. 593 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,040 Let me just refresh your memory, partner. "Dear Steve, 594 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,840 I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar." 595 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,760 I put serious thought into that letter. 596 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,560 [Stilted] "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge. 597 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,960 I'm trying not to lose my head." Uh-huh. 598 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,920 Uh-huh. [Laughs] 599 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,320 [Cadence] These are really nice. I mean, for a bridesmaid dress. 600 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,760 - At least something you can actually wear again. - Wear again. 601 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,000 [Cadence] But you don't think it's too sexy, do you? 602 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,680 I mean, I don't want to seem slutty or anything. I'm trying to attract a decent guy here. 603 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,440 [Michelle Scoffs] It's a wedding. They'll all be decent guys. 604 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,360 I just don't feel quite like a virgin in it. 605 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,280 Oh! 606 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,920 So, you guys have to be psyched to be done with college. 607 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,240 I mean, I swear, I'm running out of room in my brain for everything. 608 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,800 There's always room for Plato and Aristotle. 609 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,800 Some of my favorites. [Chuckles] 610 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,840 Excuse me, guys. 611 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,800 Finch, she thinks you were being sarcastic. 612 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,440 [Stifler] Okay. It's so good to see you. 613 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,320 You want some help? Here. Let me... Let me help you out there. 614 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,800 There you go. Okay. You keep fighting the good fight, sir. 615 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,760 It's great. 616 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,720 That was really sweet of you. 617 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,760 Yeah. I love old people. 618 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,360 Hey, I hate to be nosy and impolite, but, um, 619 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,200 do you know Jim Levenstein and Michelle Flaherty? Yeah. 620 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,680 Are they here? Well, I'm Cadence, Michelle's sister. 621 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,720 I had no idea. I'm their good friend Steven. 622 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,160 Well, it's nice to meet you. Yeah, you too. 623 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,880 Well, they're around town doing some wedding stuff. That's cool. 624 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,080 But there's still a few of us in the other room if you want to join us. 625 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,720 I don't know. I mean, you look so nice, I feel underdressed. 626 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,840 Well, I think you look great. Thank you. 627 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,280 Oh, here they are. Hi, boys. Don't stand up. 628 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,120 - The dads aren't here yet? - I'll go find him. 629 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,640 Now, which one of you is the best man? 630 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,600 Jim didn't pick just one. Or I mean, he-he couldn't decide. 631 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,160 - Hey, Paul. Hey, Kevin. - Mom, I want you to meet Steven. 632 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,560 He's friends ofJim's and mine and, oh, everyone's. 633 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,720 [Chuckles] You look very familiar, Steven. 634 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,120 Really? Oh, I'm afraid we've never met. Oh. 635 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,240 Oh. Well, we have now. 636 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,520 Oh, looks like you found Samantha's Sweets. 637 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,480 Oh, yes. Isn't their chocolate just to die for? 638 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,000 - Oh, well, you have no idea. - Actually, I do. 639 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,400 I love chocolate more than life itself. More than life itself. 640 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,800 Yes. ! I was just saying to your friends that... 641 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,800 I have something very precious here. 642 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,960 What is it? 643 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,480 Michelle's grandmother's... my mother's... wedding ring. 644 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,680 Isn't that precious? 645 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,400 But since all of you are the best man, 646 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,320 I don't know who should ho-hold onto it. 647 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,360 - I think it's best if I... - Oh, um... 648 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,720 I think you should get to know us first and then decide. 649 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,560 You are such a gentleman, Steve. 650 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,720 I hear that all the time, but it never gets old. Aw. 651 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,920 Hey, Paul, uh, do you have a camera? 652 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,720 How thoughtful. [Mouthing Words] 653 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,920 I must have forgotten my camera at home, Steven. 654 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,320 Oh, m-maybe you could take, like, a mental note. 655 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,520 - [Chuckles] - I won't forget this moment. 656 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,800 I bet you won't. Would you care to join us? 657 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,840 I would love to. Thank you. Well, come on. 658 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,880 Lovely to see you fellas. Thank you. [Mouthing Words] 659 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,880 [Stifler] Oh, amazing. 660 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,040 What the hell is he doing near my flowers? 661 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,560 I love the way the tulips accentuate the, um... 662 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,400 - What do you call those again, sir? - Double Lisianthus. 663 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,320 Lisianthus. Double "Lisianthums." 664 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,560 What a pretty name. 665 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,440 I told him to be nice, or-or he couldn't come to the wedding. 666 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,720 I will take care of this. I will take care of this. [Stifler] Hey. Hey, James. 667 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,040 Oh, great. Come on over. Oh, great. Come on over. 668 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,320 See if I forgot anything. I don't think... Oh. Oh, oh. 669 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,720 We're having a great time. I think I've got it all. 670 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,640 Oh, look, look, look, look. 671 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,040 - [Mouthing Words] - Sahara and Desert Rose... 672 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,280 for your bridesmaids' bouquet. 673 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,000 Oh, give me that. Smell this. 674 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,920 It's fantastic. Fantastic. 675 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,600 And, oh... Oh. Oh! 676 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,520 Oh, oh, oh! [Mouthing Words] 677 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,280 [Laughs, Squeals] Look at this. 678 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,080 Oh, boy. Let's go look at the candelabrum, honey. 679 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,320 I think with the Summer Blossoms. Mm-hmm. 680 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,240 Cutie. Thank you for everything. 681 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,840 What do you think, girls? Isn't this adorable? Bye, Cadence. 682 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,000 Okay, I know... I know what you're doing. Look. Have you seen yourself? 683 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080 I can't believe you're doing this. Just calm down, dude. 684 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,000 It's all set. What's set? 685 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,400 I'm gonna teach you to dance like a "Baryshiniankov." 686 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,840 Oh, yeah. He is pretty good. 687 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,200 Jim, he's not doing it to be nice. He's doing it to bone Cadence. 688 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,360 Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think... 689 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,760 that underneath all the fucks and shits and blow mes, 690 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,800 there's a very sensitive person who is just thirsty for acceptance. 691 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,840 That's-That's what I think. 692 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:14,320 Oh, Jim, you've gotta stop masturbating. It's melting your brain. 693 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,080 Observe the fuckin' Stif-meister. 694 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,000 What is his defining characteristic? 695 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,400 He uses the F-word excessively. 696 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,360 Thanks, man. 697 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,440 But I also have confidence. You're one big floppy cock. 698 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,600 Look at you. You've gotta stand like a man. 699 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,000 Your posture tells your partner where to go. 700 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,080 Okay. Okay. Okay? 701 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,080 Follow my lead. 702 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,400 This is the waltz. Waltz. Okay. 703 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,840 Waltz. Okay. 704 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,600 That's pretty good. You're fuckin' right it's good. 705 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,040 I'm gonna save your ass in this wedding. 706 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,480 Pretty soon you're gonna want me to shave your balls. 707 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,640 Should I shave my balls? Do you shave your balls? How do you do it? 708 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,720 Dude, no. 709 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,400 I... I... I'm just... 710 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,360 [Chuckles] Shaving. 711 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:03,520 [Skipped item nr. 710] 712 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,280 You know, there's nothing like a local pub. 713 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,200 Mm-hmm. It's like real America... 714 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,760 without all that corporateness and catchy jingles. Well, what's wrong with a good jingle? 715 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,360 I think it was Voltaire who said, 716 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,440 "A jingle witty proves everything for my friends and I." 717 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,960 - [Chuckles] - Cadence. 718 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,880 I didn't know you were gonna be here. 719 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,120 You're just in time for Voltaire's greatest hits. 720 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:31,320 Voltaire? Stifler, please, who was Voltaire? 721 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,240 Someone much wiser than you, I'm afraid, Finch. 722 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,560 Actually, I'm getting a little burned out on all the intellectual stuff. 723 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,480 Yeah. Me too. 724 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,320 Being smart is so hard. [Chuckles] 725 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,480 I'll give you some intelligence. 726 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,200 Voltaire can suck on my balls. 727 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,400 What? 728 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,880 It's about time somebody finally came out and said it. 729 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,040 Hey, I'm gonna give you a quote to live by. 730 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,960 "Love life, get paid and then get laid." 731 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,400 That is the basic philosophy of the Finch-meister. 732 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,720 I like that. [Mouthing Words] 733 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,040 - Bet you do. - But I don't know why you do... 734 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,240 because Finch-meister doesn't make any friggin' sense. 735 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,160 - Sure, it does. - No fuckin' shit it does. 736 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,880 Cadence, let's leave the "crayton" here, shall we? 737 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,040 Whatever. Fuck it. I'm walkin' anyway. 738 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,000 Wait. You know, actually, I think I'm gonna go stretch my legs with the Finch-meister. 739 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,560 - You don't mind, do you, Steven? - No. 740 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,560 Ha! 741 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,960 [Huffing] 742 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,800 It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-i-itch. 743 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,720 Pack it up, bitch. 744 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,640 I'm on it. Thank you. 745 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,760 So, uh, Cadence say anything about me? 746 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,840 [Scoffs] Whatever you and Finch are pulling, she seems to like you both. 747 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,400 Finch. Is she gonna be around tomorrow night? 748 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,520 No, she's going up to Chicago with Michelle for the final dress fitting. 749 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,760 What about her parents? I think her mom kind of likes me. 750 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,760 They're going up north with, uh... with my parents... 751 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,680 for, uh... you know, to get things, uh, ready for the rehearsal. 752 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,080 So, uh... So that's where they'll be. 753 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,480 So don't bother looking for them or anything, you know. 754 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,680 A wedding. [Scoffs] 755 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,280 Shit. How do you know she's the right girl? 756 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,280 I just do. 757 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,840 I'm a better person when I'm with Michelle. Nobody else can... No, no, no, shithead. 758 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,400 You hooked up with one other girl for, what, 10 seconds. 759 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,760 Not to mention you passed on Nadia. Dumbest fuckin' thing ever. 760 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,280 You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno. 761 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,240 This shit is crazy. 762 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,800 [Jim's Dad] This is just the old pre-wedding jitters, son. 763 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,400 [Jim] It's so forever, you know. It-It's, uh... 764 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,800 You know, Michelle is the only, uh, 765 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,720 girl that I've... I've been with. 766 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,480 Honestly, now... Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia? 767 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,680 Why? Did she say something? 768 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,080 Hypothetically, Dad. Oh, hypothetically. 769 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,600 Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. 770 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,920 I'm... If-lf-lf you weren't married. 771 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,920 She's a college girl. If you were a college guy. 772 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,520 In a heartbeat. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. 773 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:12,280 First of all, what-what you're feeling is so normal and perfectly natural. 774 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,080 Marriage is not about, uh, animal lusting and-and kinky sex games. 775 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,560 It's not so much about who's the dog and who's the fire hydrant tonight. 776 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,480 It's-It's deeper than that. 777 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,360 The longer a marriage lasts, 778 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,280 uh, the longer you can go, 779 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,200 uh, without sex. 780 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,600 But when that magic night does happen, uh, 781 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,520 it's-it's all the more meaningful. 782 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,560 And let me tell you, your mother, bless her, 783 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,680 can still make me, uh, squeal like a pig. 784 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,120 Uh, and I mean that in the good sense, son. Do you follow what I'm saying? 785 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,680 You understand where I'm going? I do. I, uh... I think I, uh... 786 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,360 Anything else you need? No. No, that's, uh... 787 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,240 Anything I can do. 788 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:56,760 Don't make me listen to this stupid broken record again 789 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,320 Don't make me listen to this stupid broken record again 790 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,400 The needle's skipping and repeating never reaching the end 791 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,560 You know, you're bitching and complaining like you got it so tough 792 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,400 We're sick of all your crying Will you ever shut up 793 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,040 He's not here. Park the cars down there where he won't see them. 794 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,480 [Laughing] Hoo! Fuckin' right! 795 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,680 So, you like my pants, Stiffy? Whatever, dude. As long as the girls are worth it. 796 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,360 They're worth it. Oh, and if you've got some good wine too, that'll score some points for you. 797 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,200 - We think there's some in the... in the basement. - I'll get it. 798 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,120 You ain't gonna want to miss this. 799 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,800 [Laughing] Gentlemen. 800 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,160 Gentlemen, I would like to introduce... 801 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:41,520 [Skipped item nr. 800] 802 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,480 Officer Krystal und Fr�ulein Brandi. 803 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,720 [Finch] Oh, my God. 804 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,280 [Stifler] Oh. ! Oh. ! Oh. ! Yeah. ! 805 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,280 - Oh, my God! - You boys have been very messy. 806 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,520 Wanna make ya bounce Every single ounce 807 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,640 Whoops. Can you see my fanny? 808 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,800 Whoops. [Giggles] 809 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,640 Ohh! [Finch Moans] 810 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,080 [Moaning] 811 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,520 [Stifler] Whoo. ! 812 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,320 - [Yelps] - Oh! 813 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,400 - [Gasps] - You naughty girl. 814 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,040 [Giggles] 815 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,240 None of that pleading the Fifth crap! 816 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,680 - You boys are gonna talk. - Uh... Uh... 817 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,280 [Stifler] Wow. ! 818 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,240 [Stifler Cackling] 819 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,040 Oh, my God! 820 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,840 [Grunts] Are you just gonna stand there and drool? 821 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,800 - Or are we gonna have a bachelor party? - Fuck yeah, we are! 822 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,560 Yeah? What? I can't hear you. 823 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,560 Louder! Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes. Bachelor party. 824 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,080 Can't hear you. Louder! Louder! 825 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,520 - Stick a finger in my ass! - [Gasps] 826 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,080 - That's weird. - You just wait. 827 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,920 Look, maybe we should just wait for... Jim. 828 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,200 - Fuck Jim, man! This is for us. - Take her top off. 829 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,600 My girlfriend has strict rules about this. No touching. 830 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,480 [Groaning] What are you, a dancing clown? 831 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,040 You wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, you punk-ass little bitch. 832 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,320 - This is awesome! - [Krystal] Oh, you like that? 833 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,040 You like it, huh? How much? Boob. 834 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,120 No! Hmph! 835 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,440 I'm sorry. No, not yet. But you will be. 836 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,480 Like I said, this is awesome. 837 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,600 I'm freakin'you, baby Drivin'you crazy 838 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:31,280 Hey, listen, I-I-I-I think we both know that Officer Krystal and me have this... 839 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,240 You know. Yeah. Thing? Mm-hmm. 840 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,080 Baby Drivin'you crazy 841 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,000 Put my style Put your style 842 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,200 Honey child Honey child 843 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,440 No one has ever slapped my ass like that. 844 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,840 No one's ever pinched my nipple with such ferocity. 845 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,960 Because I'll say the things that I know that you like 846 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,320 Know you like I take your back 847 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,280 I... I'm a master of the Tantric art. 848 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,400 I-I look at her body... 849 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,000 and I just see the chakras and the things I can do to her and... 850 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,960 [Inhales] Ohh! 851 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,920 And make you move Uh-huh 852 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,640 Because I'm freakin'you, baby Drivin'you crazy 853 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,280 I'm freakin'you baby Drivin'... 854 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,600 You. You look cute. I... Oh, thank you. 855 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,560 Thank you, but you... you're the cute one. 856 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,400 Stiffy! How slimming is this, huh? 857 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,120 What the fuck, Buffalo Bill? 858 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,200 What, this... What, the pink too much? 859 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,240 It puts the dress in the drawer and it does as it's told. 860 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,000 Oh, dude. Now that's fucked up. 861 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,080 That's fucked up. 862 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,040 And in closing, you have been a naughty, naughty girl. 863 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,960 [Cackles] You been naughty, Brandi? You been fuckin' naughty? 864 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,400 [Stifler Giggles] Fresh. 865 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,320 [Screams] Take her top off! 866 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,440 You didn't get to cleaning, little bitch fucker? Huh? Ow! 867 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,840 [Screams] 868 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,840 Wanna see us kiss? 869 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,160 Fuck, no. No, no. 870 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,160 None of that "you go, we go" bullshit. 871 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,400 [Stifler] Already done that. [Finch] Very good of you. 872 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,440 I'm freakin'you, baby 873 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,080 Take a spin, baby 874 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,800 Drivin'you crazy 875 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,120 [Whines] 876 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,840 That you ever met was me 877 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,720 I used to have this pet bass. Oh. 878 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,200 His name was Arnie, and... Oh, he was so cute. 879 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,120 And he just loved me too. [Chuckles] Yeah. 880 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,320 He'd just look up at me... Maybe you could dance. 881 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,640 and make this face like... 882 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:33,360 Or something like that. I don't know. It was great. God, I miss him, but... 883 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,000 Um, sometimes I watch the Discovery Channel, and... 884 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,240 [Groans] I don't care! 885 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,360 Could you just dance for me, please? 886 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,840 No, that's my favorite... 887 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,520 It was my favorite shirt. Uh, okay. 888 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,000 Hey. What? 889 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,280 Nothin'. 890 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,240 It's a crazy party, huh? 891 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,240 Baby 892 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,920 'Cause I want you to be my lady 893 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,320 I'm freakin'you, baby 894 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,240 Don't worry about him. You don't worry about him. 895 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:13,040 He's... He's a... He's a maniac. And you're a maniac, you know that? 896 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,560 And I want you to be a lady 897 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,080 [Muffled, Indistinct] [Laughs] 898 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,240 Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me? 899 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,040 I'm surprised to see you don't have tits. 900 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,280 [Giggles] How can I clean you if you are not dirty? 901 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,240 Go put something on that I must clean off with my tongue. 902 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,600 Ohh. Anything for a French person. 903 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,520 If you insist, Fr�ulein. 904 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,360 I see you, baby Shaking that ass 905 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,720 Shaking that ass Shaking that ass 906 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,520 - I see you, baby shaking that ass - Ah! 907 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,160 Oh, yeah. 908 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,440 Look at you, you pathetic, little weasel. 909 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,160 Can't I just watch? 910 00:46:56,240 --> 00:47:00,240 Look, you don't have to do anything if you don't want to. 911 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,560 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 912 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,920 Don't break character ever again. 913 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,840 Okay? I don't care if Kevin starts crying because Finch bit his cock off. 914 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,480 You're a dirty cop, you're a prissy maid and I am your filthy cabana boy in need of much punishment and cleaning. 915 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,320 Don't you ever mouth off to Officer Krystal, 916 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,080 - You dirty, little pervert! - Okay. 917 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,560 Now, obey! I obey! I obey! 918 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,920 Jesus! 919 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,440 Break it on down Huh, what 920 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,680 Whoo [Grunts] 921 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,760 What Break it on down 922 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,640 Guys, are we having dinner? 923 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,280 Here, let me get that. 924 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,240 I see you, baby shaking that ass 925 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,440 Holy shit! Stifler. 926 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,080 I've got something really nice cooking up for you. Well, we love surprises. 927 00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,000 Stifler, you said you spoke toJim. I did. I was secret about it and everything. 928 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,280 He said he'd be the only one here tonight. What the fuck, shit-brick? 929 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,440 Chocolate. Ah, sh... 930 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,200 Now, I told everyone that you were up north with my parents. 931 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,600 Okay. So we won't be bothered. We can just, uh, totally relax and no worries. 932 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,880 [Mary Chuckles] Please come on in. 933 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,120 Make yourselves at home. Right this way. Thank you. 934 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,040 Sir. 935 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,800 [Gasps] What? 936 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,160 Pink roses. 937 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,080 [Jim] Pink roses. Yeah. 938 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,640 They're nice, aren't they? Yes. Artificial. Nice try. 939 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,400 Well... [Chuckles] I almost got ya. 940 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,720 Yeah. Well. 941 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,920 So, has Michelle ever told you the story ofhow we fell in love? 942 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,440 Oh, why don't you retell us now? 943 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,040 It's... It's one of my favorite stories. Where should I begin? 944 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,960 Um... [Clears Throat] 945 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,960 Let's see. Uh... 946 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,960 Well, I suppose, uh... I suppose it all started at, um... 947 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,840 Tall Oaks. 948 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,200 That's-That's right. At Tall Oaks. 949 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,120 That was the summer when, uh... Oh! 950 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,240 Oh! The summer that was so hot. 951 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,720 So hot. All right. Look what I got. 952 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,640 Jesus! 953 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,560 Hey there. Hi there. 954 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,120 Hey. Jim, I cannot believe you. 955 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,080 - You can't? - You hired help on our account? That is entirely unnecessary. 956 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,560 But I will have some of that wine, sir. 957 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,920 - Say, "Please," Harold. - Please. Of course. 958 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:32,000 [British Accent] Absolutely. It's what he's here for, is-is the wine, obviously. 959 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,800 Yes. Evidently. What else would you be here for? 960 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:39,840 And-And-And I certainly appreciate your-your-your courtesy, sir. 961 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,200 Ah. Uh, well, yes. 962 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,840 Uh, we have... we have right here a 1999... 963 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,480 cabernet seve... um... 964 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,920 full-bodied, masculine wine. 965 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,800 Just shouts sophistication. 966 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,240 - James. - Yes. 967 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,000 Well, I can see you're very surprised to see me here. A little bit. 968 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,320 I'm going to go check on the dogs. Yes, yes! 969 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,320 In fact, why don't you both go check on the dogs and... 970 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,720 No, no, no. Don't check on the dogs. They're fine. 971 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:14,480 - How do you know? - Because I just checked on the dogs. 972 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,000 Because he just checked on the dogs. Good work, man. I did. 973 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,400 - Jim, I'll help you with the turkey. - Okay. 974 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,280 Um, and I'll keep you company. 975 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,200 Thank you. Whoo. 976 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,440 So, how long have you been a sommelier, Mr., um... 977 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,960 Belvedere, ma'am. Oh. Belvedere. 978 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,840 It's chilly in here. 979 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,480 So, how long do we have to stay in here for? 980 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,960 I don't know. They said to hide. 981 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,280 I guess we'll just wait for 'em to call us. 982 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,240 [Krystal] Who knows what kind of kinky shit they're getting ready for us. 983 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,240 Do these go in your ass tonight or mine? 984 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,680 Do you have a serving dish ready? 985 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:52,640 - Jim. - Hmm? 986 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,960 We need a serving dish. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Of course. 987 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,720 - Oh! - What? 988 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,400 - Nothing. - Then why the excitement? 989 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,760 I thought, uh, the-the dish was broken. 990 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,960 Well, is it? No. 991 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,880 Then, are you going to get it? Yes. 992 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,520 Here you go. One serving dish. Excellent. 993 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,280 Now what we need... a cutting board. 994 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,880 Huh? No, no, no, no! Stop! What? 995 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,120 I-I will get it for you. Nonsense. I can get a cutting board. 996 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,480 Ah, let's see. There you go. This should do nicely. 997 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,200 I presume we're having white wine with the turkey. 998 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,160 Uh, let me go check. 999 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,640 [Mary Chuckles] 1000 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,400 What happened here? 1001 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,280 [Jim] Oh, um, that... that's mud. 1002 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,640 I meant to clean that up this morning. How embarrassing. 1003 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,200 That's gonna stain. We're gonna need a mop. 1004 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,560 I'll get it. It's in this closet. 1005 00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,280 Oh! No, no, no! No, it's not. 1006 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,480 - It's in there. - It's not in this closet... 1007 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,000 because I-I, um... I moved it... I moved it. 1008 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,960 Well, where? I'll go get it. 1009 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,160 I-I don't... I don't remember. 1010 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,240 You don't remember? 1011 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,280 You know why I don't remember is because I actually did not move it. 1012 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,760 The cleaning lady did. 1013 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,640 Your mother said you don't have a cleaning lady. 1014 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,640 I don't know why she would say such a... You called, master? 1015 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,680 Holy... Well, there you are. 1016 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,760 Hello. How do you do? 1017 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,680 Uh, so, cleaning lady, 1018 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,640 we were wondering where... where the mop was. 1019 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,560 Master put the mop in my fanny. 1020 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,080 - You what? - Who put what where? 1021 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,760 I did no such thing anywhere. 1022 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,240 Shall I clean? [Giggles] 1023 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,200 [Chuckles] Harold. 1024 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,240 [Sighs] Very well. It is so hot in here. 1025 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:56,600 [Skipped item nr. 1024] 1026 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,440 - [Screams] - HolyJesus! 1027 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,400 - [Breathing Heavily] - [Screams] 1028 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,280 Oh, Brandi, Brandi. What are you doing? You're not in Eastern Europe anymore. 1029 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:12,840 You can't do that. I am so sorry about my... my cousin. She's not used to our customs. 1030 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,880 Jim, I apologize for recommending her to you. 1031 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,520 Oh, here's, uh... here's this, by the way. 1032 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,160 Ah, yeah. Got the mop. 1033 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,160 Brandi, you left the mop in the car. Hmm? 1034 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,720 Now remember, it's called a car, not a fanny. 1035 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,520 You remember last time when you wanted me to take a ride in your fanny? Of course. 1036 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,160 - [Jim Laughs] - [Brandi] Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. 1037 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,280 [Finch] You know what? We should probablyjust go. 1038 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,800 I'm so sorry about this. I just came by to make sure everything was in order. 1039 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,600 [Sniffs] Ooh, food smells great! 1040 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,880 [Brandi] Au revoir. 1041 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,280 Jim, you have unique friends. 1042 00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,720 Harold! Let's get that cleaned up. 1043 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,760 Um, I think I saw some Pine-Sol in here too. 1044 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,280 Aye-yay-yay. Oh, my God! 1045 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,240 Oh, my Lord. ! Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 1046 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,680 He's okay. Are you all right? Are you okay? 1047 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,280 Who did this to you? I'm sure he's okay. Are you okay? 1048 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,880 Get some help! Harold, call the police! No, no, please. 1049 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,520 - All right! - Jesus! 1050 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,880 I'll take charge from here. 1051 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,440 - They are fast here. And nicely attired. - What's going on here? 1052 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,200 - She's here to protect and serve. - Quiet! 1053 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,400 - Okay. - Who let this boy out of the closet? 1054 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,560 [Stammering] You are all in for a hard punishment now. 1055 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,680 Don't you touch him. He's been hurt. 1056 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,640 - No, this is hurt! - Ow! 1057 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:29,840 You can't do that. Silence, fucker! 1058 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,840 Ow! Oh, you like it. 1059 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,800 Oh! Harold! 1060 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,960 What's gotten into you? I meant "ow." 1061 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,480 Dirty whore! Shut your hole! Obey! 1062 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,680 [Screaming] [Harold] You can't do that. ! 1063 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,960 - [Mary] You're a disgrace to the police force. - I'll be giving you an enema! 1064 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,200 Hey, somebody untie me. ! 1065 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,360 Back off! All right, forget it. We give up. 1066 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,600 Oh, Steven! Steven! 1067 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,400 Oh, it's okay, Mary. What's going on? 1068 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,360 Listen. This isn't working, guys. 1069 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,080 Krystal, you can drop the act. This isn't a real cop. 1070 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,560 Kevin wasn't assaulted. [Gasps] 1071 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,160 I just wanted to makeJim look good for you guys. 1072 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,560 Like a real hero. Kind of like me. 1073 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,920 So, we hired a fake cop and we tied up Kevin and put him in the closet. 1074 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,560 Jim was supposed to rescue him, untie him, give him mouth-to-mouth. 1075 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,600 I don't know what he likes to do. 1076 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,920 You know, and then Paul Finch hired an exotic dancer instead of a real actor. 1077 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,040 Jim, is this true? 1078 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,760 - Every word of it. - That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard. 1079 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,840 You've embarrassed me and Harold and Mr. Belvedere. 1080 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,640 It's all my fault. I'm a bad person. 1081 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:38,000 Oh, you're not a bad person. You were just trying to help out your best friend. 1082 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,920 And it was an awful idea. But I suppose it's the thought that counts. 1083 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,160 You know, actually, um... 1084 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,360 Actually, I-I never should have allowed... 1085 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,160 such a... such a crazy plan to happen in the first place. 1086 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,800 If you're gonna blame anybody here, blame me. 1087 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,000 Well, I'm sorry, Jim. I didn't realize how much pressure we put on you. 1088 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,600 I'm sure you both learned your lesson and I suppose I understand. 1089 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,360 Jim, if you put half as much energy into your marriage as you put into tonight, 1090 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,600 I'm confident that I can give you my blessing. 1091 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,200 And, Steven, we still adore you, honey. 1092 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,920 In fact, I think I know who should hold onto this. 1093 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,600 We adore you. You'll take good care of it. 1094 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,360 You've gotta be kidding me. No. 1095 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,960 Look it, Jim. Kevin. Boy, this really makes me important to the wedding, huh? 1096 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,960 Yes. 1097 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,880 Well, Mr. Belvedere, it's gonna be one fucked-up wedding. 1098 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,960 Absolutely. 1099 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,280 Drive carefully. There's more bags in the study. 1100 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,440 Thank you. You're welcome. 1101 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:48,120 But everything it all just feels the same 1102 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,080 Ow! Is there any room for me? 1103 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,360 Uh, nope. 1104 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,640 Oh, I'll just drive up north all by myself. 1105 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,800 That sounds good. We'll see you later. 1106 00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,480 No, I'll drive with you. Oh, thanks, Cadence. 1107 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,640 - Beautiful lady. - Sure. 1108 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,040 Hey, Finch... I know, shut up. Kevin. 1109 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,320 I don't ever wanna be you 1110 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,640 Don't wanna bejust like you 1111 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:17,000 What I'm saying is this is the anthem throw all your hands up 1112 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,920 You 1113 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,560 So, my mom found the dogs playing with something unusual this morning. 1114 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,440 What? I told her it was a neck massager. 1115 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,360 Oh, these are great. 1116 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,560 Go to college, a university 1117 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,120 Get a real job That's what they said to me 1118 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:37,280 [Skipped item nr. 1117] 1119 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,080 But I could never live the way they want 1120 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,320 Do you really wanna be like them 1121 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,800 Do you really wanna be another trend 1122 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,400 Do you wanna be part of that crowd 1123 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:53,360 'Cause I don't ever wanna I don't ever wanna be you 1124 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:57,280 Hilarious, huh? Yeah. [Laughs] 1125 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,800 That kind of thing's so lethargic to me. 1126 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,520 [Laughs] What do you mean? 1127 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,280 I'm not sure. 1128 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,920 This is the anthem Throw all your hands up 1129 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,920 Y'all got the feeling Sing if you're with me 1130 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,800 You Don't wanna bejust like you 1131 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,920 Just like you This is the anthem Throw all your hands up 1132 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,200 Y'all got the feeling Sing if you're with me 1133 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:23,280 Another loser anthem Whoa-oh 1134 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,280 Mr. "Styfler," I already told you... 1135 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,880 you called two days ago and canceled your reservation. 1136 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,880 Since you now wish to stay here, 1137 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,360 I thought you could persuade Mr. Finch to share his room. 1138 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,200 Hey, shithead. I didn't cancel my reservation. 1139 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,200 Mr. Fuckface Finch called here, 1140 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,480 and Mr. Idiot-Behind-The-Desk canceled it. 1141 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:44,000 Kristof, please pardon my friend's uncouth behavior. 1142 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,760 I did no such thing. 1143 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,640 Nor did I, sir, 1144 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,520 and your rudeness and obscenities won't change anything. 1145 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,040 Oh. Well, then, I guess it doesn't matter... 1146 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,880 if I call you a crotch-face, you ball-scratching Finch-fucker. 1147 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,920 - Or better yet, go blow your dad! - My dad? 1148 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,600 Hear, hear! 1149 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,240 While you're there, stick a finger up both their asses. 1150 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,280 [Stifler] Oh. [Laughs] 1151 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,200 Um, uh, hey. Hi. 1152 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,840 Um, Finch, rudeness and obscenity won't change anything. 1153 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,200 Here's a thought. Grow a sack, fill it with some balls, 1154 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,520 magically sprout a dick, shove it up your ass, start fucking yourself with it. 1155 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,000 Yeah, baby! 1156 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,000 Whoo! Baby, you know what I'm sayin'? Oh! 1157 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,600 Ohh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1158 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,240 Yeah! This is disgusting! 1159 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:27,160 - [Yelps] - Why don't you go dust with your perverse European cousin? 1160 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,840 Is she here? Unbelievable. 1161 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,560 [Mary] I'd like to book a tee time for my husband... 1162 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,760 and a European pumpkin-peel facial for me, please. 1163 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,760 Ooh! Make that two. 1164 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,000 [Jim's Dad] You're gonna have a fun weekend, Ma. 1165 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,840 I am missing my soap. Well, don't you worry about your soaps. 1166 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,760 Will you push faster? I'm tired. 1167 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,360 And wait till you meet Michelle. You're gonna love her. She's sweet as sugar. 1168 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,120 I can't eat sugar. I know, because you're diabetic. 1169 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,800 You know, Ma, I know things haven't been going well for you. I know that. 1170 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,480 But wait till you seeJim standing up there at the altar tomorrow. 1171 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:05,040 I mean, if ever there was a time to be happy and smile the biggest smile, 1172 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:08,320 now is the time. Okay. Okay! 1173 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,840 I'm overjoyed. 1174 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,280 That's... That's a start. 1175 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,440 Proud grandmother coming through. 1176 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,440 Grandson's getting married tomorrow. 1177 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,280 You think she's happy now? Wait till tomorrow. 1178 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,120 Congratulations. 1179 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,200 [Glass Clinking] 1180 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,600 Grooming. 1181 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,920 Do you think that I could get some Jiggy, jiggy 1182 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,280 Maybejust a little finga Sticky, sticky 1183 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,760 You my electrical lip balm flava 1184 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,640 I gotta do ya till the next song saves ya 1185 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,840 Can I get a little zip zip Looky, looky [Buzzing] 1186 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,000 Maybejust a little uh-uh Looky, looky 1187 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,920 She got the power of the hoochie 1188 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,560 I got the fever for the flava of the coochie 1189 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,520 And did I mention Hey, pay attention 1190 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,600 Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey 1191 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:05,400 - [Clippers Buzzing] - Oh, pretty, pretty shy, whoa 1192 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,640 What do I have to say You got bigger. 1193 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,560 To get inside, girl 1194 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,800 What do I have to say 1195 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,920 Mmm 1196 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,400 The flowers stay refrigerated until morning. 1197 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,040 Just as we made them. Oh, I'm sure they will. 1198 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,400 [Coughing] Oh, my... 1199 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,200 [All Coughing] 1200 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,200 - Oh! Ah! - Oh, Jimmy, no! 1201 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1202 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,440 I hope you'll be more careful with the next one. 1203 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,200 My kitchen is not a toilet. Okay? 1204 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,520 Boy, pubic hair was just not an issue when I was dating. 1205 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,480 The ladies, uh, never complained when they were... 1206 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,400 you know, down in that general area. 1207 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,760 Okay, if you never mention that ever again, that'd be great. 1208 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,240 You're right. No, no, no. Okay. Shouldn't have brought it up. Maybe... 1209 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:16,440 So, can I see the ring? 1210 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,160 So, can I see the ring? 1211 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:22,600 Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket. 1212 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,880 Okay, Frodo. 1213 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,800 [Both Chuckle] 1214 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:29,640 You really care about this wedding, don't you? 1215 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,680 Yeah. I'm gonna cry at the ceremony. 1216 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,600 I know it. [Sighs] 1217 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,680 Are you just saying all of this? 1218 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:44,240 I mean, do you act differently around certain people? Namely me. 1219 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:48,160 Of course not. Why? Do you act differently around me? 1220 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:52,520 Generally I'm just me. If people don't like it, then that's their problem, right? 1221 01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,560 Yeah. Fuck those fuckers. 1222 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,480 What? 1223 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,960 I-I didn't... No, you know, you're right. Fuck 'em. 1224 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,600 [Chuckles] 1225 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:08,800 - Hey, Harold and Mary. - Oh, hi, kids. - Hi. 1226 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,840 How's it going? 1227 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,960 Thanks for, um... Come on. Thanks for watching the dogs. 1228 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,520 I love these guys. Hey, you guys want more Snausages? Huh? There you go. 1229 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,080 - Eat 'em up, fellas. - Give me some. 1230 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,960 Oh, there you go. I don't think I have any left. 1231 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,440 - What's wrong? - Oh, shit. 1232 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,320 - Are you okay? - [Whimpers] 1233 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,720 Yeah. 1234 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,240 You kissed Stifler? Yeah, but then he freaked. 1235 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,000 And it's like he's been paying more attention to the dogs than me. 1236 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,920 Can I stop worrying then? Michelle, he's been nothing but nice to me. 1237 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,000 I mean, do you think he really likes you? Like... 1238 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,680 I don't know. I hope he likes me. 1239 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,120 I mean, I think he likes me. 1240 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,960 We're... Well, yeah, I guess I hope he likes me. 1241 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,040 Do it. 1242 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,960 Don't fuck around. 1243 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,600 Just relax and let it go. 1244 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,520 I'm sick of waiting. 1245 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,920 Do it for Daddy. 1246 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,760 Will you just take a shit already? 1247 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:20,160 [Skipped item nr. 1246] 1248 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:20,920 Great. 1249 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,160 You fed the ring to the dogs, didn't you? 1250 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:28,840 [Scoffs, Snickers] Of course not. 1251 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,920 You have been staring at those dogs like a hawk all day. 1252 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,360 I'm a dog lover. 1253 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,680 Oh, and by the way... 1254 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,400 apparently you missed when Cadence kissed me. 1255 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,560 Slight tongue action too. 1256 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,560 It was something like this. [Warbles] 1257 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,360 You're a terrible liar, Stifler. 1258 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,760 If I were lying, I'd think of something better than a kiss. 1259 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,600 Maybe a blow job or some titty grabbin'. [Laughs] 1260 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,480 No pussy for you, Finch. 1261 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,040 Oh, fuckin' right, doggy! 1262 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,720 It's about goddamn time. Jackpot. ! 1263 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:07,360 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to. 1264 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,320 [Laughs] Great! 1265 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,480 [Squishing] 1266 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,640 [Shudders, Groans] 1267 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,760 Thanks, assholes. 1268 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:28,120 [Skipped item nr. 1267] 1269 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,720 [Mary] You know, maybe you can call them. [Woman] Oh, okay. 1270 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,640 Steve, come over here. 1271 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,480 Uh, I'm a little busy. 1272 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,800 [Mary] With what? Come on over. We need you. 1273 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,400 - Get over here, you little rascal. - We were just talking about Michelle's wedding band. 1274 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,320 Could I see it? 1275 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,920 Um, no. 1276 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,200 - No? - I don't have it. 1277 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,360 What? You mean you lost it? Of course not. 1278 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,160 I'm keeping it safe in my room, you silly Sally. 1279 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,840 - I apologize. - That's fine. I'll just see it later. 1280 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,560 Okay. All right then. What do you have in your hand there? 1281 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:11,120 - This one? - No, the other one. 1282 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,560 It's a chocolate truffle. Ooh, yummy. ! 1283 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,680 Where did you get that? 1284 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,400 Oh, the caterer said she was saving the truffles for tomorrow. 1285 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,360 You sneaky devil. 1286 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,960 Well, hey, I managed to sneak one right past her. 1287 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,240 Oh, come on. This woman loves chocolate. 1288 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,680 - At least give her a tiny nibble. - Give it to Mama. 1289 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,920 Mama don't want this. This is the only piece that I have. 1290 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,680 - Idiot. - Well, break it in half. Come on. 1291 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,720 You know what? Let's just leave the surprises till tomorrow, huh, guys? 1292 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,520 - It's gonna be a great day. - I'd like my surprise right now. 1293 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,520 - No, it's mine! - Steven, give it to me. 1294 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,160 - No. - Give me the "G" darn truffle. 1295 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,360 [Gasps] 1296 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,200 - [Gagging] - [Harold] Steven, that is so selfish. 1297 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:56,480 [Skipped item nr. 1296] 1298 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,800 Mm, it's good. Is it? Is it sweet? 1299 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:05,120 - It's so sweet. - [Gagging] 1300 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,880 Close your mouth when you chew, Steven. Don't do that. 1301 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:13,640 At least you could describe to the lovely woman how delicious it is. 1302 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:17,320 Well, tastes like twigs and berries. 1303 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,480 Is it Swiss or French chocolate? 1304 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,640 Maybe German. Oh, really? 1305 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,640 Uh-huh. Is it creamy? 1306 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,200 Yeah, it's creamy. Easy to go down, right? 1307 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,640 Well, I'm trying to savor the flavor right now. 1308 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,320 - [Harold] Is it fresh? - Oh, it's so fresh. 1309 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,400 Nothing better than when they're fresh. Nothing better. 1310 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,920 The problem is you can't eatjust one, can ya? 1311 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:41,720 No. No, you can't. But you've got to know when to stop, don't you? 1312 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,120 You really do, but it's hard. It's really hard. 1313 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,920 Droppings from the gods. Ooh! 1314 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,840 Get me another one, darling. Come on. 1315 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,360 You selfish boy. Next time, bring enough for everybody. 1316 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,000 Hey, let's keep this to ourselves. Huh? Okay? 1317 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,720 Okay. I gotta go, okay? 1318 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,520 Don't have any more because it's gonna spoil your appetite. 1319 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:02,120 Okay. Hey, look, man. I gotta go. 1320 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,520 [Harold] See ya. [Chuckles] 1321 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,480 [Groans] 1322 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,520 [Groans] 1323 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,840 Grandma, I want you to meet some people. 1324 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,880 Grandma, this is Michelle. 1325 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,400 I'm so proud to be joining your family. 1326 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,440 [Jim] She's real pretty, huh? 1327 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,920 [Jim] Isn't it great? We're getting married. 1328 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,960 It's amazing, Gram. 1329 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,400 NotJewish. No wedding, Jimmy! No wedding. 1330 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,960 Forget it. Goy. ! Grandma? 1331 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,000 - Shit. - Jim, she hates me. 1332 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,960 [Grumbles] 1333 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,760 Oh, my God! Grandma! 1334 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,800 Grandma, we love each other. [Mumbles] 1335 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,840 Michelle and I love each other very much. 1336 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,560 And that's all that matters. Grandma. ! Grandma. 1337 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,880 Michelle. Michelle. 1338 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,960 [Jazz] [Jim's Dad] But, uh, Grandma's okay. 1339 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,760 Oh, she's okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, Dad. She's okay. She's just a little tired. 1340 01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:02,560 Okay. My mother hasn't been well. 1341 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,120 When your dad sees the look on Grandma's face... 1342 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:08,080 it's... it's gonna break his heart. 1343 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,920 Because of me. It's not because of you. 1344 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,920 Michelle, it's not because of you at all. 1345 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,760 It's because Grandma thinks it's 1801. 1346 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:19,640 Look. Don't... Don't worry. I will... I'll come up with something. 1347 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,680 I promised you the wedding of your dreams, 1348 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,680 and I'm not gonna let anything ruin it. 1349 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,800 Oh. [Clears Throat] 1350 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,760 I would like to propose a toast. 1351 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:34,000 These last few weeks have really been something for my lovely wife and me. 1352 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,040 We have met some people we didn't know existed. 1353 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:40,560 We've experienced some things we didn't think were possible. 1354 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,600 We've always tried to make the best of every situation. 1355 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,360 - This is a good situation. - That's what I'm saying. 1356 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,760 This is a wonderful situation. 1357 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,320 The coming together of two families from different backgrounds. 1358 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,680 So, to our new son-in-law, may we say Erin Go Braugh. 1359 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,000 To our lovely daughter Michelle, L'chaim. 1360 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,200 - Did I get that right? - Very good. 1361 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:05,080 Uh, and let's hope we can sip many happy shivas together. 1362 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,240 Here's to a wonderful wedding. 1363 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,520 [All] Cheers. 1364 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,840 See that, shit-brick. Told you I won. 1365 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,200 Hey. Hey. 1366 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:27,120 So, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I freaked you out with the whole kiss thing. 1367 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,080 You didn't freak me out. 1368 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,520 I just wanted to let you know that... 1369 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,640 you make me feel special. 1370 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,840 I think you're the most special girl I've ever known. 1371 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,440 Maybe you'd wanna make things extra special tonight. 1372 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,880 Which room is yours? 1373 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,320 I'm crashing at Kevin's. 1374 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,880 Damn. But I saw... 1375 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,960 like a big, fluffy linen closet at the end of the main hallway. 1376 01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,320 Yes. Big, fluffy linen closet is good. Okay. 1377 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,800 Midnight? All right. Yeah. Okay. 1378 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,920 Oh! 1379 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,680 Gonna have sex with Cadence 1380 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,720 Gonna have sex with Cadence 1381 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,880 Whoo! Uh-huh. 1382 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,600 Cadence Jesus! 1383 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,960 You fuckin' stalker. 1384 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,200 You're not a very stealthy thief. 1385 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,760 Oh, really? Guess what, shit-brick, it's a wedding. 1386 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,080 Everything's free. What do you want? 1387 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,360 Well, Stifler, Jim's grandma doesn't approve of the wedding. 1388 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,640 We're trying to run interference and, 1389 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,400 reluctantly, I am asking for your help. 1390 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:39,840 Hmm. Sorry, Finch-meister. I got plans with Cadence. 1391 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:44,240 Stifler, maybe you could forget about your dick for one second and actually be useful. 1392 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,880 [Slams Bottle Down] Fuck you, Finch. 1393 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,280 You didn't eat shit, okay? 1394 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,920 You didn't prance around here like a ballerina for the whole week. 1395 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,080 "Oh, wedding" this. "Suck my ass" that. 1396 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,560 "I'm special. You're special." We're all just a bunch of special fuckers, aren't we? 1397 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,640 Well, you know what? I'm a-gonna get laid, Finch-fucker. 1398 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:02,680 And it's gonna be oh, so good. 1399 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,600 It's gonna be like, "You like this shit, Mama?" 1400 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,840 She's gonna be like, "Fuckin' right, doggy, give it to me. 1401 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,440 Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow." 1402 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,440 Like... [Sucking] 1403 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,640 [Meowing, Sucking] 1404 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000 [Meowing, Sucking] 1405 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:22,720 [Meows] You been here long? 1406 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,560 [Sucking] 1407 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,680 Oh, shit. 1408 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,760 Yeah. Cadence, 1409 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,840 it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you... 1410 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:38,200 - To the real Steve Stifler. - Hi. 1411 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,960 Hi. 1412 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,080 Pumpkin. [Stammers] 1413 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,200 You are quite the gentleman, Stifler. 1414 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,080 You could have told me she was behind me. 1415 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:52,320 [Skipped item nr. 1414] 1416 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:56,120 Between Grandma and Stifler and Cadence. The cake. The cake! 1417 01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:00,920 I mean, are you kidding me? You know, I thought I had grown out of this... 1418 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,640 sort of behavior, but I keep messing up. 1419 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,560 These things keep happening to me. 1420 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,000 And if I can't bring it together for one day, 1421 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,760 how am I gonna hold it together for the rest of our lives? 1422 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,000 I'm really afraid that this is how it's always gonna be. 1423 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,960 Yeah, but you always manage to get yourself into serious shit, 1424 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:20,560 and somehow you always come out of it better than you went in. 1425 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,680 I don't know how, but you do. Everything is gonna be fine. 1426 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:28,520 Yeah. Um, uh, you need to come into the kitchen right now. 1427 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,760 There's... Yeah. Jesus, now what? 1428 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,120 [Groans] 1429 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,240 There is no way to remake all these in time, is there? 1430 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:42,480 Something must have disrupted the power. 1431 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,840 The compressors need time to reset after a power loss, or they overheat. 1432 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,800 Essentially, it turns the refrigerator into an oven. 1433 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:53,080 Stifler was in here earlier flipping switches. 1434 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,280 Michelle, I am so sorry. 1435 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,760 [Door Opens] Hey! 1436 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,960 Ooh. Those flowers look hideous. 1437 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,880 That's 'cause you killed them, Stifler. 1438 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,640 You've ruined everything. 1439 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,880 F... What are you talking about? 1440 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:16,320 You obviously don't care about this wedding or anyone in it. 1441 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:21,520 Cadence. 1442 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,920 Jim? 1443 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,680 Shit-brick, come on. 1444 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,400 Maybe you should just leave, Stifler. 1445 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,480 Fine. Adios. 1446 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:56,720 Don't know why I'm still afraid 1447 01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,080 lf you weren't real I would make you up 1448 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,240 Now 1449 01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:05,520 I wish that I could follow through 1450 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,760 I know that your love is true indeed 1451 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,840 As the sea 1452 01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,120 But right now 1453 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:18,720 Everything you want is wrong and right now 1454 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:23,080 All your dreams are waking up and right now 1455 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,240 I wish I could follow you 1456 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:32,720 To the shore of 1457 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,640 Freedom 1458 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,440 Where no one lives 1459 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,640 Run away tonight 1460 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,800 Freedom 1461 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,720 Freedom 1462 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,920 Fuckers, it's not my fault! 1463 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,640 I'm not an "intellectical"Einstein. I'm not... 1464 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,080 - Damn it. ! - [Tires Squeal] 1465 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,360 Everybody's got their problems 1466 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,640 Everybody says the same thing to you Fuck! 1467 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,160 It's just a matter how you solve them 1468 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,320 And knowing you gotta change the things you've been through 1469 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,840 I feel I've come to realize 1470 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,440 How fast life can be compromised Hey, flower fuckers, you there? 1471 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,200 Step back to see what's going on Zyskowski. 1472 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:22,160 I can't believe part of me wanna say 1473 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,880 'Cause I don't know if it's for sure 1474 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,240 Suddenly, suddenly 1475 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,480 I don't feel so insecure Hello? 1476 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:33,600 [Continues] Are you awake? 1477 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,680 Come on. Come on. Anybody awake? 1478 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,920 Oh. ! 1479 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,560 - Are you Miss Zyskowski? - Who are you? 1480 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,320 I'm the guy who just killed all the flowers for the Levenstein- band geek wedding. 1481 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:49,280 - What? - Yeah, I'm that guy. 1482 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,360 Now what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store, 1483 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:55,320 gather up some flowers, slice 'em and dice 'em, 1484 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:58,960 jam 'em all together and cart that crap down to the wedding. 1485 01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,080 Are you completely insane? 1486 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,400 - You have no idea. - Even if I overlook the fact... 1487 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,040 that this is the rudest thing I have ever encountered, 1488 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,760 there is no time to redo all that work. 1489 01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:12,920 I had four assistants working two full days on that wedding. 1490 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,840 I'm sorry. 1491 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,080 It's impossible. 1492 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,960 [Stifler Scoffs] 1493 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:24,400 We don't quit at halftime, ma'am! 1494 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,440 You don't score until you score! 1495 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,200 That's the spirit, sweetheart. 1496 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,120 Did you see the stylish kids in the riot 1497 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,720 Shoveled up like muck Set the night on fire 1498 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:44,000 Wombles bleed Truncheons and shields 1499 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,640 You know I cherish you, my love [Stifler] Pick up the pace. 1500 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,640 [Continues] You guys keep working this hard, we'll be able to beat the Wildcats. 1501 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,240 You remember how tough they were last year. 1502 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,480 Come on. Let's see some determination. 1503 01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,920 Determination. ! 1504 01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:01,720 My love Oh, how I cherish you, my love 1505 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,920 [Stifler] Come on. Keep working. ! 1506 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,400 Good, Connor. Very good. Good, DeBoer. 1507 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,400 Really sucks. Go fix it. 1508 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,240 Hey, party guy. Having a good time, huh? Can I get you a gin and tonic? 1509 01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:19,680 Ring! Hold on a second. Hello. [Laughs] Okay. 1510 01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,840 It's for you. It's "get to work, fucker." 1511 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:26,000 We are gathered here today to join these two great people... 1512 01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:29,320 in a blessed union and bladdah, bladdah, bladdah and crap. 1513 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,920 Coach, this is kinda gay. 1514 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:36,000 Yeah, it is. 1515 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:40,760 Good work. Hey, no problem. 1516 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,680 So, you got a date for this thing? 1517 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,600 Don't push it. Sorry. 1518 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,480 Holy shit. 1519 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,560 [Jim] How the hell did this happen? 1520 01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,600 It's a miracle. 1521 01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:57,600 Stifler. Save it, dickhead. I'm working. 1522 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,520 Wombles bleed truncheons and shields 1523 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,280 You know I cherish you, my love 1524 01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,280 You know I cherish you, my love 1525 01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,760 - You're an asshole. - I know. 1526 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,920 You really are an asshole. 1527 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520 Thanks. [Clears Throat] 1528 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,200 I don't do apologies so good. 1529 01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:24,920 Well, you get an "A" for effort. This is amazing. 1530 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,080 [Laughs] Cool. 1531 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,720 I was always kind of a "C" student. 1532 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,240 So, did you do all this just to have sex with me... 1533 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,520 or because you really care about the wedding? 1534 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,720 Both. 1535 01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:40,800 And, uh... [Clears Throat] 1536 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,720 [Mumbles] I like you. 1537 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,400 What? 1538 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,920 I like you. 1539 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,360 Well, that's an honest answer. 1540 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,320 I gotta go. 1541 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:01,400 Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. 1542 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:07,120 This is huge. It's... It's like watching monkeys use tools for the first time. 1543 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:07,320 You still pissed about me and Cadence? 1544 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,120 You still pissed about me and Cadence? 1545 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,040 No. Let's see. 1546 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,320 She wasn't into the heavy intellectual stuff. 1547 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,000 She actually liked me being that imbecile. 1548 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,040 No, no, somehow I think she's probably better off with you. 1549 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,040 Thanks, shit-brick. 1550 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:28,800 Ooh. Dick. Fucking hate not hating you. 1551 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:35,160 I did fuck your mom. 1552 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,400 Twice. 1553 01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:42,280 Ooh! That's better, fucker! [Knocking] 1554 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,120 Oh. Whoa! Ready to go? 1555 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,760 Um, the wedding's not for another hour. 1556 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,800 No, I mean you and me. 1557 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,840 [Gasps] Hold on. Hold on. 1558 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,960 Do I still gotta do this bullshit meeting? 1559 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:58,080 Stifler, you are not bailing on Jim. 1560 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,800 Shit! Give me 10 minutes? 1561 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,760 I'll meet you at the closet. The closet. 1562 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,600 You wanted to see me, Michelle? 1563 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,040 Oh! Okay, sit. 1564 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:24,880 So, uh, Jim said that you've always kind ofbeen there for him... 1565 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,960 when he needed you, so I thought maybe you could help me. 1566 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,320 Jim said that? 1567 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,560 What's, uh... What's the problem? 1568 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:39,480 Okay. Well, I, uh... 1569 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,440 I still can't get my vows right. 1570 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,240 Oh. I haven't been this confused since I got my first period. 1571 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,680 That's a very confusing time for any young lady. 1572 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:51,480 You know, your body is going through, uh, changes. 1573 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,640 Um, stuff coming out, stuff going in. 1574 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,680 Oh, no. I need help with my vows, not my period. 1575 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,840 Oh, your vows. Your vows. 1576 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:05,600 Yes, uh, good. Um, go on. 1577 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,160 Jim just wants a groomsmen's meeting before the wedding. 1578 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:12,880 It shouldn't take long. Just don't let her talk to anyone. 1579 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,160 Be careful. She's feisty. 1580 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,680 Okay, let's go. 1581 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,320 Hey, guys. Thanks for coming out here and meeting me. 1582 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,320 I, um... I just have a couple of things I wanna say. 1583 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:29,240 This sucks. 1584 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,960 Did I say that out loud? 1585 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:39,000 Keep going. It's good. 1586 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,680 Now, I thought about what you said, Kev. 1587 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:45,800 About, uh, about how my problems always seem to work out. 1588 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,160 And I realized that the reason things always work out... 1589 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:54,200 is because you guys have always been there to back me up. 1590 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,120 Even you, Stifler. 1591 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:01,280 For the first time in my life... 1592 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:05,920 I actually feel like I can't mess anything up. 1593 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,320 [Scoffs, Snickers] 1594 01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:10,840 Which is pretty amazing. 1595 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,120 So, uh, 1596 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:17,280 I-I guess I just wanted to say thank you. 1597 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:22,320 Thanks. Yeah. Thanks? 1598 01:23:22,440 --> 01:23:24,640 This whole thing was about thanks? 1599 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:26,960 Ooh! You're welcome, cock-block! 1600 01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:32,480 That was good, Jim. Real nice. 1601 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,720 Let's get you married. Hmm? 1602 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,880 Okay. 1603 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:37,120 [Skipped item nr. 1602] 1604 01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,360 Love is very difficult to describe. 1605 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:43,200 And I understand the angst. I mean, it's your wedding. 1606 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,000 And it's natural. It's perfectly natural. 1607 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,960 But it's impossible to describe a feeling. 1608 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,120 Okay, first, nothing is impossible. 1609 01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:54,640 So, let's not focus on that. 1610 01:23:54,760 --> 01:24:00,080 Why do you think, Michelle, they call it "making love"? 1611 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:04,080 I don't know. I just call it "boning." 1612 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:07,760 Boning. 1613 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:11,000 Well, when you're doing other things with Jim... 1614 01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:13,520 when you're not, um, boning... 1615 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,480 how does he make you feel? 1616 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,840 Horny, like I wanna bone. 1617 01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:21,680 But we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear. 1618 01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,640 Oh, you've never tried it? 1619 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:27,560 I certainly have. I have. I've boned. 1620 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:31,200 From sunrise right through brunch, on more than one occasion. 1621 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:35,920 But boning aside, um, I think they call it "making love"... 1622 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:39,200 because you have to make love work. 1623 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:43,440 You know, it's about compromise and sacrifice. 1624 01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,720 And I think Jim has sacrificed for you. 1625 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,960 My God, he shaved his entire pubic region, 1626 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,920 which would baffle most cultures around the world. 1627 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,800 But he did it, and he did it for you. 1628 01:24:56,840 --> 01:25:00,840 You're right. Love isn't just a feeling. 1629 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,880 It's shaving your balls. 1630 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,520 Thanks, Dad. 1631 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:10,480 I wouldn't get into too much detail on that. 1632 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,720 Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. 1633 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,640 Oh, yeah, excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me. 1634 01:25:14,720 --> 01:25:17,360 Gonna have sex with Cadence Uh-huh. 1635 01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:29,480 You know, son, I think this is probably the right time to tell you that... 1636 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:35,360 that... I know, Dad. 1637 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:47,640 [Clattering] [Stifler] I can't see anything here. 1638 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,640 [Clattering] 1639 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:52,920 Oh, there you are. 1640 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:57,560 Guys, what are you doing? Where's Jim's grandma? 1641 01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,880 The old bitch sucked. We had to ditch her. 1642 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,960 You what? Don't worry. 1643 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:05,200 We put her someplace no one will find her. [Clicks Tongue] 1644 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:09,120 Cadence, where are you going? Oh, Mom. 1645 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:13,280 [Stifler] Oh, baby. I'm so ready for this. 1646 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:15,760 [Zipper Unzips] 1647 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:19,320 Your body's not quite what I was expecting, but that's okay. 1648 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:23,400 The Stif-man digs what's underneath. [Chuckles, Moans] 1649 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:28,480 Oh, you are so beautiful. Oh, I just wanna... 1650 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,640 [Both Gasp] 1651 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,560 Stifler. ! Granny. ! 1652 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,720 Granny? What? Focus! Focus! Focus! 1653 01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:39,720 Out... It's not what it looks like! 1654 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:42,800 - [Groans] - Shut the fucking door! 1655 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:45,840 You got it, champ. [Groans] 1656 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:47,400 [Yells] [Clattering] 1657 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:47,640 [Piano] 1658 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,480 [Piano] 1659 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:03,080 Feeling tired 1660 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,600 By You're a hero. 1661 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:12,000 Hey, pussy's pussy. 1662 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:16,240 Look at the smile on my mother's face. The long day 1663 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,120 Do you know how long she's been waiting for a day like this? 1664 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,440 I can't imagine. 1665 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:24,480 Is over 1666 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,560 I couldn't be happier. Thank you. 1667 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:31,960 The wind is gone 1668 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,880 Don't. 1669 01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:38,520 Good luck. Thank you, sir. 1670 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:42,160 Asleep at dawn 1671 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,240 What made Grandma come around? [Continues] 1672 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,400 Finch said Stifler talked to her. 1673 01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:50,000 Stifler? 1674 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:53,840 Grandmother fucker. 1675 01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,400 You're a motherfucker. 1676 01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:00,640 Yes, I am. Oh, you son of a bitch. 1677 01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:05,080 [Jim] And I promise to love you for as long as I shall live. 1678 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:08,920 Michelle, you are the one woman I want to be with... 1679 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,600 and the woman I can't be without. 1680 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,600 I love you. 1681 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,440 I love you. 1682 01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:20,880 [Sniffs] 1683 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,480 Jim, 1684 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,480 I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. 1685 01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,720 And I realized something. 1686 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:41,720 Love isn't just a feeling. 1687 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:43,640 Love is something you do. 1688 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:48,240 It's a dress, a visit to band camp. 1689 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:51,440 A special haircut. 1690 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,320 Jim, you've given me everything I've ever wanted. 1691 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:56,800 And it is my solemn vow... 1692 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:59,440 to give everything I am to you. 1693 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,400 James Emanuel Levenstein... 1694 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,320 and Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, 1695 01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:20,280 I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. 1696 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,760 You may kiss the bride. 1697 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:45,040 [Man] Let's all welcome Mr. And Mrs. Jim and Michelle Levenstein onto the dance floor. 1698 01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,760 Just follow my lead. I'll try. 1699 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:03,320 We were born before the wind 1700 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:09,680 Also younger than the sun 1701 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:15,800 Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic 1702 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,920 I taught him that. 1703 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,680 Jim, you learned to dance. 1704 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:25,600 Hark, now hear the sailors cry 1705 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:32,080 Smell the sea and feel the sky 1706 01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:39,840 Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic 1707 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:05,400 Well, seems like everything worked out. Magnificently. 1708 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:10,160 I feel a bit sad that tonight our little Michelle is going to be a woman. 1709 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:13,800 Honey, you don't honestly believe that Michelle is still a... 1710 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:17,360 Well, I'll tell you, Mary. I can't recall a single moment with either one of them... 1711 01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:19,600 that would make me think otherwise. 1712 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,400 Thank you. See? 1713 01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:24,240 Whew! Whoa! I gotta hear it 1714 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:28,400 I don't have to fear it and I 1715 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:31,040 Wanna rock your gypsy soul 1716 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:32,960 Hey, tough guy. 1717 01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,280 Stifler's mom. [Continues] 1718 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:39,160 Well, we meet again. 1719 01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:42,000 I was curious. Didn't see you here. 1720 01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:44,480 I try to keep a low profile. 1721 01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,280 I never really did like these things anyway. 1722 01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:50,520 You know, this has actually made quite an impression on me. 1723 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:53,360 I have something to look for in a woman now. 1724 01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:55,640 Well, if this is your idea of a proposal... 1725 01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,800 Finchy, you gotta know that I'm over you now. 1726 01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:01,200 And I'm over you. 1727 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:04,680 But as they say, we will always have Paris. 1728 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:06,960 And the pool table. And the car. 1729 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:10,320 And the two-room suite I have upstairs. Come here. 1730 01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:15,640 And when that foghorn blows you know I will be coming home 1731 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,800 Turned out better than I ever imagined. 1732 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:22,480 How did a little perv like you turn into such a great guy? 1733 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:25,840 How did a little nympho like you turn into such a great girl? 1734 01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,720 I'm still a nympho. Oh, I'm still a perv. 1735 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:32,920 I know. What's wrong with us? I don't have to fear it and I 1736 01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:36,440 Wanna rock your gypsy soul 1737 01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:41,400 Just like way back in the days of old [Mouthing Words] 1738 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:44,720 [Skipped item nr. 1737] 1739 01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:49,440 And together we will float into the mystic 1740 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:51,440 You know, Michelle, 1741 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:54,840 to quote someone I've learned quite a bit from, 1742 01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:57,240 "I think you and I... 1743 01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:01,280 are a perfectly natural, normal thing." 1744 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,640 Perfectly natural. 1745 01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:08,600 It's too late to start now 1746 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:17,440 It's too late to start now 1747 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:24,640 That's her. Holy shit, dude. 1748 01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:26,800 I told you this wedding would be worth it. 1749 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,560 Oh, my goddess. My queen. My MI LF. Oh. 1750 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,600 MILF. MILF. MILF. MILF. 1751 01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:34,520 MILF. MILF. 1752 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:50,600 No way, bro! 1753 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:54,040 Hey, you're not finished yet, are you, Finchy? 1754 01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:58,080 No, ma'am. Just getting started. 1755 01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:00,560 This guy is the fucking master. 1756 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:04,320 - Oh, no. Oh, no! - Make it stop. Make it stop. 1757 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,560 Make it stop. 1758 01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:09,480 [Finch] Oh, Stifler's mom. [Blowing Bubbles] 1759 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,720 [Finch] Oh, Stifler's mom. [Blowing Bubbles] 1760 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,560 This bed is on fire with passionate love 1761 01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:18,360 The neighbors complain about the noises above 1762 01:34:18,440 --> 01:34:22,720 But she only comes when she's on top 1763 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:29,440 My therapist said not to see you no more 1764 01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:33,160 She said you're like a disease without any cure 1765 01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:37,120 She said I'm so obsessed that I've become a bore 1766 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,200 Oh, no 1767 01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,480 Ah, you think you're so pretty 1768 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:46,120 Laid 1769 01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:50,200 Laid 1770 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:53,320 Laid 1771 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:02,160 Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the door 1772 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:05,960 Fought with kitchen knives and skewers 1773 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:09,840 Dress me up in women's clothes Messed around with gender roles 1774 01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:12,440 Dye my eyes and call me pretty 1775 01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:16,680 Laid 1776 01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:20,800 Laid 1777 01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,480 Laid 1778 01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:31,240 Moved out of the house so you moved next door 1779 01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:35,080 I locked you out You cut a hole in the wall 1780 01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:38,880 I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone 1781 01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:43,640 You're driving me crazy When are you coming home 1782 01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:51,680 Laid 1783 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:59,040 Laid 1784 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:03,040 Laid 1785 01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:06,920 Laid 1786 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:19,200 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1787 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:22,400 I'm looking like a fool again Whoa 1788 01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:24,800 Threw away my reputation 1789 01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:28,440 One more song for the radio station 1790 01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:31,320 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1791 01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:34,520 I'm looking like a fool again Whoa 1792 01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:36,440 Waking up on the bathroom floor 1793 01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:40,160 Pull myselfback together just to fall once more 1794 01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:43,080 My heart's beating out of my chest 1795 01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,920 And this town is making me sick 1796 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:48,280 And every penny from my last paycheck 1797 01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:51,120 I've blown it on you 1798 01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:54,920 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1799 01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:58,120 I'm looking like a fool again Whoa 1800 01:36:58,240 --> 01:37:00,600 So go ahead and take a picture 1801 01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:03,560 And hang it up so you can tear me down 1802 01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:06,040 I don't care Whoa, whoa 1803 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,080 'Cause I'm still here Whoa, whoa 1804 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:12,000 And I've got nothing left to lose 1805 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:16,240 With all the years I've wasted on you 1806 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:53,840 Mom and Daddy's got the best cocaine 1807 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:56,760 Ritalin's never gonna feel the same 1808 01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:59,400 Twenty-four hours on an empty brain 1809 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:03,200 I got my finger on the trigger and you're in my way 1810 01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:06,080 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1811 01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:09,280 I'm looking like a fool again Whoa 1812 01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:11,680 Threw away my reputation 1813 01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:15,040 One more song for the radio station 1814 01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:17,920 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1815 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:21,120 I'm looking like a fool again Whoa 1816 01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,920 I'm bouncing off the walls again Whoa 1817 01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:26,280 I'm looking like a fool again 1818 01:38:28,281 --> 01:38:43,281 Subtitles by ARAVIND B [by_agentsmith@yahoo.com] 1819 01:38:44,305 --> 01:38:50,766 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 146157