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Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself.
Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome,
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welcome to The Tonight Show.
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You're here. This is it.
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This is the show.
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Well, guys, earlier tonight, President
Trump launched his new prescription drug
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website, TrumpRx.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Now you're able to buy Xanax from the
reason you need Xanax.
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That's right, Trump Rx is the only
pharmacy where the dosage instructions
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lot of people are saying two.
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A lot of people are saying two.
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Well, get this, it says that Trump plans
to install a statue of Christopher
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Columbus at the White House.
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Apparently, Trump's a big fan of
Columbus because 1492 is also his
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Oh.
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Well, guys, tomorrow night is the Winter
Olympics opening ceremony, yeah?
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Here on NBC.
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And speed skater Aaron Jackson and
bobsledder Frank Del Duca will be the
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bearers for Team USA.
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Aaron says she's thrilled, while Frank
said it'll be tough to perform without
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three other guys pressed against him.
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It's like, turn.
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Turn.
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Meanwhile, I read that the women's
hockey team in Finland is dealing with a
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norovirus outbreak.
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Oh.
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Right now, everyone in Doubles Rouge is
like, if that's true, then we're
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screwed. I mean...
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We definitely have it. Guys, this has
been one of the coldest winters on
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But, hey, there's no reason to fret
because Valentine's Day is just around
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corner. Yeah. And here to help us, to
show us how to celebrate during the cold
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is resident R &B duo Dirk and Sammy.
Welcome to the show, guys.
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Thank you for having us, Jimmy.
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Peace and love.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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So you guys have some romantic advice
for us, correct?
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Oh, yeah. Not just advice.
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But a little song.
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Oh, great. Let's hear it.
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Hey, baby.
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It's looking frightful out there.
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What do you say we get inside and get a
little freaky?
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It's time to get freaky in the winter.
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I need you to keep me warm.
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Don't need no heat when you're with me.
So let's wait out the storm.
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First, I'm going to take my coat off.
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Shake off all the snow. That's right.
Then I'm going to take my scarf off,
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it on the floor.
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Oh, yeah.
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Next, I'm going to take my sweater off
and the turtleneck underneath.
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Then my vest and my hoodie and my
cardigan. And now it's time for you and
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get freaked out.
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Hey, guys, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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It's just, I know.
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It's just a lot of layers of clothing
you got there.
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Yeah, it's cold, Jimmy. There's a feels
like of like minus 100 degrees outside.
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Yeah, I don't think it's that cold.
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Not when you're with us. Can we please
continue with our song?
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Okay, go ahead.
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Now let's take our gloves off. Well,
they're actually kind of tight.
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to bite them all. One finger at a time.
Like this.
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Can you help?
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Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget
it.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
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Maybe this wasn't the best idea. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? We know
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what we're doing.
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You haven't given any advice. You're
thinking about wearing too many clothes.
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The song doesn't end like that, we
promise.
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Yeah, will you let us finish? There's
only 17 minutes left.
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17 minutes.
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Hit it. Hit it.
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We're back in.
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Let's go.
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Now that I got my gloves on, why don't
you sit down and relax?
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Because I got 12 more layers on my legs
than the lips up from the back. All
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right, that is enough. That's enough,
okay?
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Dirk and Sam, everybody.
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All right, thank you.
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Fighting the gloves off.
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Well, some big movie news. Apple might
make a sequel to their hit film F1. Oh.
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In fact, they just released a teaser.
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Check it out.
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Audiences loved F1, so we're proud to
bring you the sequel, F2. Wait, that
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doesn't make sense. The sport is still
called F1. We're proud to bring you the
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sequel, F1 -2.
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No, that's confusing.
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The sequel, FF1. No.
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2F2 -1. No. What's the F? No. F me? No.
F you? No. F1 the way of water? No. F
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for good? No. FML, just call it Brad
Pitt car movie. Coming next F1. Yeah, it
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looks good. I'm excited about that. That
was good.
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And finally, this summer, Disney is
letting couples get married on the steps
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the Haunted Mansion.
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Ooh. It sounds like fun to your wedding
night when you hear your wife singing
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It's a Small World. We have a great
show.
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Give it up for the real show.
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Come on. Hang in there with me.
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Come on. Hang in there with me.
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Come on. Get it.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Welcome to the show.
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everybody. Be sure to tune in tomorrow
night. We have a big show right after
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Olympics opening ceremony.
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Chris Hemsworth will be here.
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Mr.
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Beast will be here tomorrow night.
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We'll have a performance from Lil Uzi
Vert will be here. Lil Uzi Vert. Plus
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we've got Nick Jonas and a lot of
surprises tomorrow night after the
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It's going to be good. But first...
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What a show we have for you tonight. She
is an Oscar -winning actress who stars
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in the new movie Crime 101, which opens
in theaters February 13th. Halle Berry
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is here tonight.
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Come on now.
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Love Halle Berry.
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Plus, you can see him in the number one
movie in the country right now, Send
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Help. He also stars in and executive
produced the film Twinless, which is
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streaming right now on Hulu. Dylan O
'Brien is joining us.
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Plus, he is the Oscar -nominated
director, producer, co -editor, and co
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of Marty Supreme.
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Very talented. Josh Safdie is here
tonight!
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Marty Supreme!
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And we got great music tonight from the
legends, hip -hop legends, De La Soul!
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Cabin in the Sky is the record. It is so
good.
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Love that.
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Guys, I'm so excited because Super Bowl
60 is happening this Sunday. You got
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Seattle Seahawks facing off against the
New England Patriots.
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Now, as you know, after the game, they
give out awards like Most Valuable
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Player, but they also give out awards
before the game, too.
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Yeah, I'll show you what I mean. It's
time for tonight's show, Superlative.
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we go.
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Our first player is from the Patriots.
It's their quarterback, Drake May.
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He was voted most likely to stand
outside Hollister with his shirt off.
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Next up from the Seahawks is Sam
Darnold.
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Yeah.
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He was voted most likely to bleed milk.
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Oh, he needs a tan. Rare award.
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No, very white, very white. Up next from
the Patriots is Eptin Cheatham III.
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He was voted most likely to get third
place in an Amish Chris Martin look
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contest.
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That's a tough contest.
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Wow, that's very tough.
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Competition's tough. Yeah.
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Next up from the Seahawks is Cooper Cup.
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He was voted ramen noodle -iest.
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Next up from the Patriots is Robert
Spillane.
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No. No. He was voted most likely to wear
Trojan brand hats.
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No, they made hats. Wow.
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Excel.
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Rib for his place. Next up in the
Seahawks is Jalen
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Sundell. He was voted most likely to be
what happens if Luke Combs, Jelly Roll,
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and Kevin James run full speed into each
other.
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And finally, from the Patriots is Hunter
Henry.
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He was voted Temu Tom Brady. There you
have it, everybody.
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Those are your superlatives.
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