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Donald Trump approaches conflict like a

Donald Trump approaches conflict like a

Donald Trump approaches conflict like a professional athlete with focus,

professional athlete with focus,

professional athlete with focus, dedication, and a team of neurologists

dedication, and a team of neurologists

dedication, and a team of neurologists ready to lie for him. So, it's no wonder

ready to lie for him. So, it's no wonder

ready to lie for him. So, it's no wonder that one of his greatest beefs is with

that one of his greatest beefs is with

that one of his greatest beefs is with the National Football League. And he

the National Football League. And he

the National Football League. And he can't shut up about it.

can't shut up about it.

can't shut up about it. >> Football's become soft. These new and

>> Football's become soft. These new and

>> Football's become soft. These new and very much softer NFL rules. Concussion.

very much softer NFL rules. Concussion.

very much softer NFL rules. Concussion. Up. Up. Got a little ding ON THE HEAD.

Up. Up. Got a little ding ON THE HEAD.

Up. Up. Got a little ding ON THE HEAD. NO. NO. YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR THE rest of

NO. NO. YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR THE rest of

NO. NO. YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR THE rest of the season. What used to be considered a

the season. What used to be considered a

the season. What used to be considered a great cackle, a violent head-on head

great cackle, a violent head-on head

great cackle, a violent head-on head violent, it's become weak. And you know

violent, it's become weak. And you know

violent, it's become weak. And you know what? It's boring.

>> Are you seriously watching football for

>> Are you seriously watching football for

>> Are you seriously watching football for the violence? Because the rest of us are

the violence? Because the rest of us are

the violence? Because the rest of us are watching it for the love of the sport

watching it for the love of the sport

watching it for the love of the sport and also the butts. Mostly the butts.

and also the butts. Mostly the butts.

and also the butts. Mostly the butts. >> Yeah, she gets it. She gets it.

>> Yeah, she gets it. She gets it.

>> Yeah, she gets it. She gets it. Also, football is still very violent.

Also, football is still very violent.

Also, football is still very violent. Are we sure he's even watching football?

Are we sure he's even watching football?

Are we sure he's even watching football? The games are so boring now. It's just

The games are so boring now. It's just

The games are so boring now. It's just five gay guys helping people turn their

five gay guys helping people turn their

five gay guys helping people turn their lives around. And what the hell is going

lives around. And what the hell is going

lives around. And what the hell is going on with Kuramo?

on with Kuramo?

on with Kuramo? No aspect of the NFL is safe from

No aspect of the NFL is safe from

No aspect of the NFL is safe from Trump's eye. Over the years, he's

Trump's eye. Over the years, he's

Trump's eye. Over the years, he's threatened to fire their players. He

threatened to fire their players. He

threatened to fire their players. He uninvited the Eagles to the White House.

uninvited the Eagles to the White House.

uninvited the Eagles to the White House. He's told the commanders to go back to

He's told the commanders to go back to

He's told the commanders to go back to the racist name or name their stadium

the racist name or name their stadium

the racist name or name their stadium after him. Look, same thing. And who and

after him. Look, same thing. And who and

after him. Look, same thing. And who and who could forget his worst offense of

who could forget his worst offense of

who could forget his worst offense of all, calling Rihanna's halftime show an

all, calling Rihanna's halftime show an

all, calling Rihanna's halftime show an epic fail? Are you kidding me? I'm

epic fail? Are you kidding me? I'm

epic fail? Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. Did I miss the Lee Greenwood

sorry. Did I miss the Lee Greenwood

sorry. Did I miss the Lee Greenwood halftime show where he rocked the Super

halftime show where he rocked the Super

halftime show where he rocked the Super Bowl while pregnant? What's that? Oh, I

Bowl while pregnant? What's that? Oh, I

Bowl while pregnant? What's that? Oh, I did. Oh, it was in 1981.

did. Oh, it was in 1981.

did. Oh, it was in 1981. And he looked stunning.

And he looked stunning.

And he looked stunning. Okay, my bad.

Okay, my bad.

Okay, my bad. And there's one other gripe he has with

And there's one other gripe he has with

And there's one other gripe he has with the NFL that he just can't let go of.

the NFL that he just can't let go of.

the NFL that he just can't let go of. >> And speaking of football, maybe we can

>> And speaking of football, maybe we can

>> And speaking of football, maybe we can get the NFL to drop that ridiculous

get the NFL to drop that ridiculous

get the NFL to drop that ridiculous kickoff sit. What the hell are they?

kickoff sit. What the hell are they?

kickoff sit. What the hell are they? What is that? I watched the game the

What is that? I watched the game the

What is that? I watched the game the other day. I said, "What the hell

other day. I said, "What the hell

other day. I said, "What the hell happened? They just kicked off and

happened? They just kicked off and

happened? They just kicked off and nobody moved."

nobody moved."

nobody moved." >> Okay,

>> Okay,

>> Okay, that was the day before the election.

that was the day before the election.

that was the day before the election. His closing argument to the voters was,

His closing argument to the voters was,

His closing argument to the voters was, "They don't kick the ball from where

"They don't kick the ball from where

"They don't kick the ball from where they used to kick the ball." It is such

they used to kick the ball." It is such

they used to kick the ball." It is such a stupid argument that it took him all

a stupid argument that it took him all

a stupid argument that it took him all the WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

But Trump didn't always hate the NFL. As

But Trump didn't always hate the NFL. As

But Trump didn't always hate the NFL. As with most of his enemies, he's angry

with most of his enemies, he's angry

with most of his enemies, he's angry because it rejected his advances.

because it rejected his advances.

because it rejected his advances. Starting in the 80s,

Trump tried to buy a bunch of teams, but

Trump tried to buy a bunch of teams, but

Trump tried to buy a bunch of teams, but he never quite sealed the deal. So, he

he never quite sealed the deal. So, he

he never quite sealed the deal. So, he did the next best thing. He bought a

did the next best thing. He bought a

did the next best thing. He bought a knockoff from the United States Football

knockoff from the United States Football

knockoff from the United States Football League. The USFL was like the NFL's dumb

League. The USFL was like the NFL's dumb

League. The USFL was like the NFL's dumb cousin, but not like a not like a hot

cousin, but not like a not like a hot

cousin, but not like a not like a hot cousin. More like a weird cousin who's

cousin. More like a weird cousin who's

cousin. More like a weird cousin who's desperate to kiss you because you're the

desperate to kiss you because you're the

desperate to kiss you because you're the hot cousin,

hot cousin,

hot cousin, Darren.

and Trump let the NFL know he was coming

and Trump let the NFL know he was coming

and Trump let the NFL know he was coming for them.

for them.

for them. >> Are you at war with the NFL? The answer

>> Are you at war with the NFL? The answer

>> Are you at war with the NFL? The answer is we are in a form of war right now

is we are in a form of war right now

is we are in a form of war right now with the NFL. There's no question about

with the NFL. There's no question about

with the NFL. There's no question about it.

it.

it. >> So, we're going to be around for a long

>> So, we're going to be around for a long

>> So, we're going to be around for a long time, fellas.

time, fellas.

time, fellas. >> Oh, you hear that NFL? The USFL is

>> Oh, you hear that NFL? The USFL is

>> Oh, you hear that NFL? The USFL is coming for your ass cuz Trump always

coming for your ass cuz Trump always

coming for your ass cuz Trump always wins.

wins.

wins. >> The league collapses with many critics

>> The league collapses with many critics

>> The league collapses with many critics pointing the blame directly at Trump.

pointing the blame directly at Trump.

pointing the blame directly at Trump. Like I was saying, Trump always wins at

Like I was saying, Trump always wins at

Like I was saying, Trump always wins at collapsing the thing he puts his name

collapsing the thing he puts his name

collapsing the thing he puts his name on.

on.

on. THIS GUY

This guy was playing 3D football. After

This guy was playing 3D football. After

This guy was playing 3D football. After almost destroying the NFL, Trump sat out

almost destroying the NFL, Trump sat out

almost destroying the NFL, Trump sat out a few seasons and then his pathological

a few seasons and then his pathological

a few seasons and then his pathological thirst came out of retirement. And

thirst came out of retirement. And

thirst came out of retirement. And unlike his past attempts, this one had

unlike his past attempts, this one had

unlike his past attempts, this one had consequences that no one saw coming.

consequences that no one saw coming.

consequences that no one saw coming. Well, no one but Stephen A. Smith.

Well, no one but Stephen A. Smith.

Well, no one but Stephen A. Smith. >> He called me in 2014. He said, "Stephen

>> He called me in 2014. He said, "Stephen

>> He called me in 2014. He said, "Stephen A, I'm trying to buy the Buffalo Bills.

A, I'm trying to buy the Buffalo Bills.

A, I'm trying to buy the Buffalo Bills. If these [\h__\h] get in my way,

If these [\h__\h] get in my way,

If these [\h__\h] get in my way, talking about the NFL owners, these

talking about the NFL owners, these

talking about the NFL owners, these [\h__\h] get in my way, I'mma get

[\h__\h] get in my way, I'mma get

[\h__\h] get in my way, I'mma get them all back, I'mma run for president."

them all back, I'mma run for president."

them all back, I'mma run for president." That's what he said.

>> First of all, thanks for the warning,

>> First of all, thanks for the warning,

>> First of all, thanks for the warning, Stephen A. Smith.

Stephen A. Smith.

Stephen A. Smith. How is this the one thing you heard

How is this the one thing you heard

How is this the one thing you heard about and didn't immediately say on

about and didn't immediately say on

about and didn't immediately say on camera?

camera?

camera? >> And what the NFL? We're on the brink of

>> And what the NFL? We're on the brink of

>> And what the NFL? We're on the brink of nuclear war over Greenland because you

nuclear war over Greenland because you

nuclear war over Greenland because you wouldn't let him have the Buffalo Bills.

wouldn't let him have the Buffalo Bills.

wouldn't let him have the Buffalo Bills. This is the worst thing the NFL has ever

This is the worst thing the NFL has ever

This is the worst thing the NFL has ever done. And I'm including the time Brett

done. And I'm including the time Brett

done. And I'm including the time Brett Favre sent dickpicks while wearing

Favre sent dickpicks while wearing

Favre sent dickpicks while wearing Crocs.

Which brings us to the Super Bowl this

Which brings us to the Super Bowl this

Which brings us to the Super Bowl this weekend. And Trump's already been

weekend. And Trump's already been

weekend. And Trump's already been pre-complaining about the Bad Bunny

pre-complaining about the Bad Bunny

pre-complaining about the Bad Bunny halftime show.

halftime show.

halftime show. >> I never I never heard of him. I don't

>> I never I never heard of him. I don't

>> I never I never heard of him. I don't know who he is. I don't know why they're

know who he is. I don't know why they're

know who he is. I don't know why they're doing it. It's like crazy. And while

doing it. It's like crazy. And while

doing it. It's like crazy. And while we're at it, I'd like them to change the

we're at it, I'd like them to change the

we're at it, I'd like them to change the kickoff rule, which looks ridiculous.

kickoff rule, which looks ridiculous.

kickoff rule, which looks ridiculous. >> OH MY GOD. SHUT UP ABOUT THE KICKOFF

>> OH MY GOD. SHUT UP ABOUT THE KICKOFF

>> OH MY GOD. SHUT UP ABOUT THE KICKOFF ALREADY. Just watch soccer.

ALREADY. Just watch soccer.

ALREADY. Just watch soccer. So, who will ultimately win the

So, who will ultimately win the

So, who will ultimately win the altercation bowl? Donald Trump or the

altercation bowl? Donald Trump or the

altercation bowl? Donald Trump or the NFL? No one knows for sure. Well, maybe

NFL? No one knows for sure. Well, maybe

NFL? No one knows for sure. Well, maybe Stephen A. Smith knows. Hey Stephen,

Stephen A. Smith knows. Hey Stephen,

Stephen A. Smith knows. Hey Stephen, next time call us.