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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,500 Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,580 welcome to The Tonight Show. 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,240 You're here. This is it. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:08,760 This is the show. 5 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:14,880 Well, guys, earlier tonight, President Trump launched his new prescription drug 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,080 website, TrumpRx. 7 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,700 Yeah. Yeah. 8 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,340 Now you're able to buy Xanax from the reason you need Xanax. 9 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,860 That's right, Trump Rx is the only pharmacy where the dosage instructions 10 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:32,980 lot of people are saying two. 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,880 A lot of people are saying two. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,440 Well, get this, it says that Trump plans to install a statue of Christopher 13 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,760 Columbus at the White House. 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,340 Apparently, Trump's a big fan of Columbus because 1492 is also his 15 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Oh. 16 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:54,760 Well, guys, tomorrow night is the Winter Olympics opening ceremony, yeah? 17 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680 Here on NBC. 18 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:05,300 And speed skater Aaron Jackson and bobsledder Frank Del Duca will be the 19 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,600 bearers for Team USA. 20 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:10,300 Aaron says she's thrilled, while Frank said it'll be tough to perform without 21 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,880 three other guys pressed against him. 22 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,240 It's like, turn. 23 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,440 Turn. 24 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,400 Meanwhile, I read that the women's hockey team in Finland is dealing with a 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400 norovirus outbreak. 26 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,760 Oh. 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,680 Right now, everyone in Doubles Rouge is like, if that's true, then we're 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,680 screwed. I mean... 29 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:34,740 We definitely have it. Guys, this has been one of the coldest winters on 30 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:38,320 But, hey, there's no reason to fret because Valentine's Day is just around 31 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:43,000 corner. Yeah. And here to help us, to show us how to celebrate during the cold 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,040 is resident R &B duo Dirk and Sammy. Welcome to the show, guys. 33 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,880 Thank you for having us, Jimmy. 34 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Peace and love. 35 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,359 Thank you. Yeah. 36 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,340 So you guys have some romantic advice for us, correct? 37 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:57,730 Oh, yeah. Not just advice. 38 00:01:57,930 --> 00:01:58,930 But a little song. 39 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,930 Oh, great. Let's hear it. 40 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:03,410 Hey, baby. 41 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,690 It's looking frightful out there. 42 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:09,610 What do you say we get inside and get a little freaky? 43 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:13,590 It's time to get freaky in the winter. 44 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:16,190 I need you to keep me warm. 45 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:21,490 Don't need no heat when you're with me. So let's wait out the storm. 46 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:24,710 First, I'm going to take my coat off. 47 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:30,720 Shake off all the snow. That's right. Then I'm going to take my scarf off, 48 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,020 it on the floor. 49 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,039 Oh, yeah. 50 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,940 Next, I'm going to take my sweater off and the turtleneck underneath. 51 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,820 Then my vest and my hoodie and my cardigan. And now it's time for you and 52 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,340 get freaked out. 53 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,640 Hey, guys, sorry, sorry, sorry. 54 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,680 It's just, I know. 55 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,940 It's just a lot of layers of clothing you got there. 56 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:58,050 Yeah, it's cold, Jimmy. There's a feels like of like minus 100 degrees outside. 57 00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:00,350 Yeah, I don't think it's that cold. 58 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,950 Not when you're with us. Can we please continue with our song? 59 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,290 Okay, go ahead. 60 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:19,870 Now let's take our gloves off. Well, they're actually kind of tight. 61 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:25,870 to bite them all. One finger at a time. Like this. 62 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,210 Can you help? 63 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:30,450 Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it. 64 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:32,590 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 65 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:38,670 Maybe this wasn't the best idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? We know 66 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,469 what we're doing. 67 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:42,510 You haven't given any advice. You're thinking about wearing too many clothes. 68 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,550 The song doesn't end like that, we promise. 69 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:49,070 Yeah, will you let us finish? There's only 17 minutes left. 70 00:03:51,119 --> 00:03:52,119 17 minutes. 71 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,240 Hit it. Hit it. 72 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 We're back in. 73 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,480 Let's go. 74 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Now that I got my gloves on, why don't you sit down and relax? 75 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:08,580 Because I got 12 more layers on my legs than the lips up from the back. All 76 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,940 right, that is enough. That's enough, okay? 77 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,400 Dirk and Sam, everybody. 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,400 All right, thank you. 79 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:18,800 Fighting the gloves off. 80 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:26,280 Well, some big movie news. Apple might make a sequel to their hit film F1. Oh. 81 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,760 In fact, they just released a teaser. 82 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:30,180 Check it out. 83 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:35,270 Audiences loved F1, so we're proud to bring you the sequel, F2. Wait, that 84 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:38,510 doesn't make sense. The sport is still called F1. We're proud to bring you the 85 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,990 sequel, F1 -2. 86 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,210 No, that's confusing. 87 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:43,310 The sequel, FF1. No. 88 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:49,890 2F2 -1. No. What's the F? No. F me? No. F you? No. F1 the way of water? No. F 89 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:55,010 for good? No. FML, just call it Brad Pitt car movie. Coming next F1. Yeah, it 90 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:57,170 looks good. I'm excited about that. That was good. 91 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,640 And finally, this summer, Disney is letting couples get married on the steps 92 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,640 the Haunted Mansion. 93 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:10,720 Ooh. It sounds like fun to your wedding night when you hear your wife singing 94 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,480 It's a Small World. We have a great show. 95 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,320 Give it up for the real show. 96 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,620 Come on. Hang in there with me. 97 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,260 Come on. Hang in there with me. 98 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,680 Come on. Get it. 99 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,440 Oh, thank you very much. 100 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,720 Welcome to the show. 101 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:32,050 everybody. Be sure to tune in tomorrow night. We have a big show right after 102 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,190 Olympics opening ceremony. 103 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:34,930 Chris Hemsworth will be here. 104 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:38,130 Mr. 105 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,450 Beast will be here tomorrow night. 106 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:48,350 We'll have a performance from Lil Uzi Vert will be here. Lil Uzi Vert. Plus 107 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:51,830 we've got Nick Jonas and a lot of surprises tomorrow night after the 108 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,410 It's going to be good. But first... 109 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:59,440 What a show we have for you tonight. She is an Oscar -winning actress who stars 110 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:05,260 in the new movie Crime 101, which opens in theaters February 13th. Halle Berry 111 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:06,260 is here tonight. 112 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,840 Come on now. 113 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,680 Love Halle Berry. 114 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:16,800 Plus, you can see him in the number one movie in the country right now, Send 115 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:21,160 Help. He also stars in and executive produced the film Twinless, which is 116 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,400 streaming right now on Hulu. Dylan O 'Brien is joining us. 117 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:34,720 Plus, he is the Oscar -nominated director, producer, co -editor, and co 118 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,000 of Marty Supreme. 119 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,200 Very talented. Josh Safdie is here tonight! 120 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,680 Marty Supreme! 121 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:49,260 And we got great music tonight from the legends, hip -hop legends, De La Soul! 122 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,200 Cabin in the Sky is the record. It is so good. 123 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:56,880 Love that. 124 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,900 Guys, I'm so excited because Super Bowl 60 is happening this Sunday. You got 125 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:05,420 Seattle Seahawks facing off against the New England Patriots. 126 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:11,140 Now, as you know, after the game, they give out awards like Most Valuable 127 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,380 Player, but they also give out awards before the game, too. 128 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,640 Yeah, I'll show you what I mean. It's time for tonight's show, Superlative. 129 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,640 we go. 130 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:28,330 Our first player is from the Patriots. It's their quarterback, Drake May. 131 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:33,890 He was voted most likely to stand outside Hollister with his shirt off. 132 00:07:36,130 --> 00:07:39,490 Next up from the Seahawks is Sam Darnold. 133 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:40,790 Yeah. 134 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,510 He was voted most likely to bleed milk. 135 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:47,090 Oh, he needs a tan. Rare award. 136 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:52,370 No, very white, very white. Up next from the Patriots is Eptin Cheatham III. 137 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:58,120 He was voted most likely to get third place in an Amish Chris Martin look 138 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 contest. 139 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,340 That's a tough contest. 140 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:01,540 Wow, that's very tough. 141 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,960 Competition's tough. Yeah. 142 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,720 Next up from the Seahawks is Cooper Cup. 143 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:08,000 He was voted ramen noodle -iest. 144 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,500 Next up from the Patriots is Robert Spillane. 145 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:18,160 No. No. He was voted most likely to wear Trojan brand hats. 146 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,760 No, they made hats. Wow. 147 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Excel. 148 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:30,560 Rib for his place. Next up in the Seahawks is Jalen 149 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:35,120 Sundell. He was voted most likely to be what happens if Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, 150 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,860 and Kevin James run full speed into each other. 151 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,920 And finally, from the Patriots is Hunter Henry. 152 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,260 He was voted Temu Tom Brady. There you have it, everybody. 153 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,840 Those are your superlatives. 11869