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hey dad

hey hon

remember um my friends are coming over today friends yeah yeah

i told you about them they're like the cooler kids you know okay

it's really important

i don't want this to like mess this up

because they're like really popular and you know

i want to be a part of the group and

and and get more friends and stuff

you know okay

i was telling you like

they have some like weird things that they do

but they have my full consent

consent what do they need consent for well

it's not it's not a big deal

i just i don't want to like mess this up

okay

i'm excited for you to have friends

i just i really don't want to mess this up

cause they're just they're so cool

and and i want i want more friends

i want to be a part of the group you know

okay that sounds good i'm excited to meet them

oh

that's tough um can you go to the kitchen and get snacks please

okay i'm gonna wait

hey come on in

hey what's up

hi do you know

where the nick is uh would would would would would be with you

he's always late he'll be in a minute you ready to hang out

yeah let's go to the couch yeah

yeah hon

i'm just filling up some snacks for her and her friends

yeah i'm excited

i mean now it's not a boyfriend

it's just some friends from school well

she needs to make some friends i think it'll be good for her

all right yeah

i'm sure they'll be respectful

i'll give you a call when it's all done okay bye

hmm

should be cool dad

hey what you got some snacks

holly how you doing good good

how are you this

is the friend i was talking about nice to meet

you likewise

is there anything that you want to watch then

no go ahead whatever you guys want

so paulo where are you from Colorado Colorado

yeah

yeah

what brings you out here

just work school

yeah a little bit of everything but um

it's nice out here how long have you guys been out here

long time

we like the warmer weather

yeah it gets pretty cold out there

is there lots of snow

or is it just cold

i mean in the wintertime there's lots of snow yeah

sometimes you get snowed in

and that's crazy

so i mean i'm grateful for the weather out here

so how'd you guys meet

do you remember what it was was it

so that's cool

oh yeah

i thought it was a fucking party or something

no

no it was at school wasn't it yeah we met at school

yeah do you guys share class or anything

um i think we have one class together yeah

yeah there's that big lecture hall

that's how i didn't like see you at first

yeah i was in lecture hall that's how

crazy

you guys do anything extracurricular

hmm actually

we don't really like sports or anything like that

we don't really have the same hobbies or anything no

i mostly know i'm through like Emily Emily yeah

emily's cool yeah yeah

i'm glad to see you making friends yeah

yeah hazel's a really good friend

it's i'm glad

i'm glad we met

there's nothing good on

i mean it can't be that hard just put something on like i said

i don't really i keep flipping through on the channel i don't

put on that one movie you're talking about the other day

the one with the shark and the tornado you know

have you seen this one sharknado

i think so

hmm i have to go all the way to the so polo

do you have a girlfriend

yeah actually

i do um we've been together for like two years now yeah

where's she today

hmm

i'm not sure where she is today

i think she said she was gonna go run some errands

she doesn't mind you hanging out with my daughter oh

no not at all she knows we're cool

i don't see it on there something different

maybe you could find something else to do and just watch tv

i mean it's not often you bring friends over

yeah i'm waiting for nick yeah

we can't start the game without him yeah

he's supposed to be here soon

i guess we're just i don't know just wait i guess

i mean i'm comfortable

yeah maybe he'll call if like something came up

but i'm sure i'll be here

i told you he's always late he'll be here

and the answer is forty two

have you met nick before

no not yet

oh he's cool people you ever introduce me

yeah you guys neither of you have been over before

i don't think i could have been out somewhere

you know i always hang out with you guys together

this is true

your mom's excited you're making friends

yeah

you called mom

i did when i got the snack

oh

where's your mom

she's on a work trip

oh okay that makes sense she'll be here

next time probably

yeah i'd love to meet her

how long have you and mom been together long time

hmm

long enough to raise her

nice

alright let you guys get comfortable sounds good

thank you dad you're welcome give me the snacks appreciate it

miss more

they don't have the other one

but i think that one will be fine like

i said i don't mind anything just

get comfortable mom

oh yeah

this one's good

you've seen it before mm hmm

i know you like it

oh that's a cool shot

i think i used the drone on that

yeah they definitely use the drone to film that

where am i

let me get you

yeah

oh this part's really good

yeah mm hmm

just take your top off

you got it so yeah

that's better

i didn't see that coming

i told you

it was a good part

that's a really pretty shot

mm hmm that sounds really well

actors are really good

mm hmm

one of my favorites

pack with

yeah it'll shock you

those two are really cute together

just wait till you see what happens

it's boylet um

i'm not you are

i just had to wait till i see what happened

well now i know something happens

you don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing

what

is he gonna end up with the other girl

no i knew you spoiled everything

hey hon

yeah i just met one of her friends

you sure about these guys they seem a little weird

well at least the one that's here does

hey hey

they're over there okay cool

i'm so glad you guys picked this movie this is my favorite

do you like this

too yeah

oh my god especially this part

oh my god dude

look at that backflip so fucking sweet

have i seen this movie

didn't we watch it

last time we hung out

i don't think i saw this one

wait have you seen this basil

no you said it was good

i didn't say that you don't remember this part

no

hmm

damn commercial breaks

i thought you paid for the premium membership man you got

the wrong one

sorry

geez fucked whatever

it's only 30 more seconds right

i wish it was the fucking clicks

click to skip after five seconds

so annoying

i don't even know what this commercial is about

horses these days are so fucking weird

they're like half of them are on drugs i fucking know

what did you guys watch before i came here

was it that room

you didn't like the characters yeah

i get what it's called some fucking romantic triangle whatever

it was weird

those are so weird

what are you guys doing

for you watching the game

no whoa

then the game got boring man

it was a fucking blowout all right

sorry bro if you had money on it

i'm sorry you probably lost money

sorry

yeah everybody thinks he's the goat

but when it comes to the fourth quarter

he ain't shit you know

you're still a good player

definitely want to put your money on it i could care less

i don't really watch that kind of stuff you're not that bad

he's actually recording it for later oh

i'm sorry sorry

it doesn't auto save

no you got to upgrade your membership

if you want to record more than two things at once

while changing the channel

oh she didn't get the membership

the premium membership again man

they didn't i didn't get it from my car now

the butt here doesn't work such fucking bullshit dude

so nick where you from

oh you local are you

yeah not too far you know thirty five minute drive yeah

yeah you go same school as my daughter

well it is a school for gifted

kids for gifted yeah

very

i was definitely gifted concurred

she takes after mom

we still yet to meet mom but

she's on a work trip those are always so annoying

yeah

it's only a couple more days though right

yeah this time around

you know where she went at least where did she take the trip to

never been out there

heard it's hot though

new Mexico

new Mexico not too much out there

yeah i like old Mexico better you know

old Mexico

yeah not the wild Mexico

hey in old Mexico

they sure know how to party

oh hell yeah

crazy times out there

no la Vida Loca man

la Vida fucking Loca guys we'll have to go sometime

yeah

maybe i mean spring break or something well

that's if my dad would let me

yeah i don't know about partying i mean

i didn't say partying

nothing too crazy i mean just like a little

i've been to Mexico i know how it

might have been where she was conceived oh shit

so it has this really special place in your heart if we go

this is true

Vivian Michael

you have any movie queued up next or

you could pick one out dad

i was thinking about the game and forget the game let's

watch a movie

well how much time is that

what the game

yeah

well doesn't matter

i'm just happy you had friends over so enjoy your time

you're cool huh right

yeah i'm having a really good time yeah

i'm having a pretty fun time i'm chilling this

so what kind of movie

do you guys think

i don't want comedy

oh damn i'm just gonna say

no what about horror

we could do horror

action adventure

what about comedy

have you seen ski patrol

comedy i like ski patrol's a good one

it's a good movie

you guys don't like thrillers

no oh my god okay fine you guys pick

pick without me

can you jerk me off

a little faster

a little more

the tip like that

yes i'm here that feels nice yes

thank you

i really want to meet your mother

if this all comes from your mother

she must be such a pleasure to get to know yeah

i feel like she's a lot more relaxed than my dad more relaxed

sometimes

how'd you guys meet

my wife and i oh uh college

oh one of those frat parties

frat parties in Mexico right

no this guy's this guy's a wild guy

back

in those days more like in those days you were going hard huh

yeah back then hard

in the paint

alright that feels good

yeah it's a really good job

so did we decide on thriller or what's going on

i think

horror let me go

horror i don't care i think the last movie you want horror right

yeah well jump scare doesn't hurt anyone you know

well dad can you pull up

since you have the remote some horror movies maybe you can pick

my bloody Valentine

it's a good one yeah

this sounds cool

sounds fantastic

you can do it a little tighter

you know i think your mouth will do much better here

definitely a way better viewing experience

oh i think there's a jump scare coming up

be careful oh

don't want to choke yeah

they made that so corny

yeah wasn't that scary

these remakes man well

i think this is the second one i'm not mistaken

no

that's great yeah

you don't have to worry about sticking it in deep either

you can go really deep

huh

so it's nice meeting you guys tomorrow

we have family game night if you want to come

that'd be sick yeah

we could use some more players so that would be so fun dad

yeah

okay i'll see you tomorrow see you tomorrow

yeah family game night

don't be fucking late again

no i'll be early this time yeah

this guy

you know what i think i want to use your mouth

definitely much better view

yeah

so great to be able to watch a horror movie and get our dicks

sucked

oh

so nice

i love making friends

i like making friends too hmm you

guys are so nice

i'm glad we all met this is awesome

yeah this is so cool

yeah just that

well i think if you keep doing that i'm gonna come

just make sure she swallows it yeah

spitters are quitters

ah

oh

it's so good

i can enjoy the rest of the movie

你好

don't get your hopes too high this one's kind of not that great

yeah

you liking it

yeah it's okay

it's not that scary i wish it was scary

yeah i mean there's better ones for sure

dude did you see the prequel to this one

i saw bits and pieces of it

i didn't see the full thing i think the prequel was way better

i have to check it out again

what

oh a second guys i got to drop this load real quick

oh fuck

i remember sorry

yeah movies are much better with no jobs definitely

don't you think oh

yeah

what do you think Hazel

we should have picked a different movie

who picked this one again

that was your dad yeah

that was your dad

should we change it yeah

ah

oh fuck that's a time i gotta go

but i'll see you guys tomorrow game night

yeah i'll see you there don't be late okay

i'm not the late one no you know

i'll be there come on you gotta get some good sleep man

i don't know eight hours here man

eight hours quality

i

gotta go you too yeah

i'll see you tomorrow game night

oh fuck

yeah awesomeness first

sonified you guys ready to lose

everybody has their money

of course

say wait

yeah say less wait

you're the cat yeah

okay i'll be the penguin you guys or whatever

let's do this

well thank you guys for coming yeah

of course yeah

it's all pleasure

thanks for having us

woo five

oh fuck let's see damn

you gonna purchase that yeah

you gonna buy it

i mean it is railroad

yeah bro you want to own the roads don't you the transportation

come on

see yeah

two two hundred there

you go damn blue face honey

all right you give it to the banker

yeah you think you think i'm the banker or something what

i didn't know who i give it to i haven't played this in a while

all right well

damn doubles oh my gosh

are you gonna buy that

yeah

150 mm hmm

um do i get my railroad

or no

oh no

no it only comes up to you next turn you know how this works

i told you i haven't played it well

looks like i got it

early what are you trying to cheat over here

yeah what the bro

i think you guys are trying to cheat

dude i'm the most honest bro i would never cheat okay

bro neither would i you guys totally would cheat

totally should think that cheaters never win

and winners never quit

that's a phrase right there

is it my turn no

no i think resty goes again because he got doubles right

oh okay fuck

it really goes your turn let me uh

damn what are the chances

the most common roll seven

one two

three four five six seven chance

what do you know

advanced to boardwalk

oh man

look at that

fuck you

well

that's a Euro yeah

well i'll definitely purchase that for 400

oh i like that

i wanted that one can i have a hundred dollars back for fun for

go

oh shit doubles

doubles

runs in the family i guess for real double

double d's

double bubble

yeah double trouble bubble

oh

no oh

damn

yeah

yeah don't put anything in your bubble and they're just visiting

you guys suck something

and you know what to make this way more fun

give me a hand job right now

唉

i think

what that seems unfair

are you gonna buy it yep

how much is that one

i can't see 220 hmm sounds like a nice one

there you go nick your turn

see what you roll this time

what are the chances

i don't like you oh

no that's not my that's not my character trying

i told you he was trying to cheat

three four five six seven eight nine damn

i already owe rent shit

wait who owns can i get that

did somebody pass on

by

oh you

know what i think that was a good idea

i'll pass on buying it also

and buy it

i'll roll for you since your hands are occupied thank you

look at that it's a nice number can you move my piece

it's a little far from me wait can you even leave

you're in jail

no she's just visiting i wasn't put in jail

hmm how much is that one

that one's 200

i think i want it New York avenue yeah

it's not a bad one to have can you guys pass the money

please

Rick the money

oh yeah

how much is it two hundred

don't worry i'll give the right amount

do me a favor

let me get some change

how come you guys have so much more money

well

because we're not stupid

we don't buy properties we save our money

that's the point

this is true now

the point is to have a monopoly

this is also true oh shit

okay double

everybody's getting devils

community chest

haha

that mean yeah

you're a poor card

it is community chest

you rescue a puppy

and you feel rescued too get out of jail free

this card may be kept until needed

haha oh my god

ha

devils again

how about railroad

yeah

nine

nine

that's a good roll

yeah it's pretty good

where am i

one two three four five

six seven

Tennessee out

you know price is a little bit high in this economy i'm gonna

pass you're gonna pass

really terrible

wait

want a roll for her neck

sure

please at least you can do man

seven

eight

oh yeah i knew that

one two three four five six seven eight

yeah

oh shit

Atlantic avenue

are you gonna buy Atlantic

damn she's gone all out

i want rent money

nick

oh yeah no problem

hey baby

here

you go

i could get a place right

next to free parking lot of traffic i don't know

don't want to let's see

whose turn was it

oh yeah

i wrote that for didn't i i was gonna you know what

don't want to buy that

it's kind of expensive you know what

i'll pass i'll pass for now

save your money

Ross a smart thing to do

pass yeah

that's such a good property though can you roll for me mhm

don't blame me if you don't like the number though

oh okay nice

which was your piece again

oh it was this one right there

on yeah yeah exactly the pink one three hundred bucks

you want to buy it

i think that was my piece

but someone's trying to cheat here

hmm

warm in here

yeah really warm

hmm

okay

whose turn was it again

your turn

no not here

good luck man

a fucking three

will you move my piece for me

when are you

i'm the boat

yeah i got it here

right there oh

the railroad forget it

man their service is horrible

i don't want to take that company on oh fuck

it tesla's turn

she's occupied right now

though i'm free

nice

uh do you want to buy that

or no i'll be there it's my turn

when i ever blow it up

blow on it for good luck

yeah will you

oh thank you

oh hell yeah

fuck you know what

i'll actually buy that

finally buying

finally buying

you know gotta make investments i suppose

thank you

that feels great

oh shit

i got it

you got it thanks bro

okay

i mean we could just use one

thanks man

double ones

oh shit

chance

oh fuck

loan you're building loamers collect a hundred and fifty dollars

hey i make the rules

don't hate the player

hate the game

oh shit is it

talaz's turn again

i got you

hey

you think we could switch for a minute

yeah go ahead go ahead

oh fuck i forgot to roll the rest of that

uh

what does it say do i get money

yeah build a new school playground

then you get to test a slide collect a hundred bucks

collecting another hundred bucks man

that's me oh shit

wait what i'm gonna donate it to that school

oh what are

the chances another seven

just statistically the most probable roll you can get

no i definitely not buy that 60 bucks no dude

it was a hundred dollars a month ago the market is horrible

that's a good call

hey zollie

you think you're gonna buy anything this next turn probably not

okay well you know

i'm gonna take my pants off

might as well roll

i'm at it mmm doubles

wow

everybody's getting doubles yeah

guess we're all getting lucky

appreciate it

you know what i'll get big spender wow yeah

holle be careful man

you gotta save some money for a rainy day fund

ah

put shit in it

ah

hmm here

you go

my turn

yeah your turn

oh damn give me a five

four hundred no

no no

no i own it you owe me 20 bucks thank you

that's robbery

no that's capitalism

huh

that's a decent role you know what that calls for then

you should get up on the table

yeah i agree celebrating yeah

ah

such a good time game night using your holes

yeah i'm having a great time loving this flow jar right now

will you roll for me

thanks

i love that we could just come over and use your throat

yeah

your holes are so they're so good they're so wet nice

really appreciate it

we're supposed to be rolling

i don't know let's see whose turn was it fizzles

it's my turn sorry here

you go

just yeah toss them that doesn't count

fuck i keep getting low rolls

looks like you're not too lucky right now

it'll pick back up i get 200 because i went past go

gotta pay up

come on bank

you wanna buy Baltic

yes

sir your loss

yeah baltic's gonna trash next to the community chest though

hmm

want me to roll for you Apollo

oh yeah

i'd appreciate that thank you

you get a great view of the game from up

here

wanna buy Vermont

nice

do you want to buy it

oh me oh

no i think i'll softening a pass

i think we should trade again

yeah

is it my turn to roll again

not yet next

just do me a favor roll for me now

sir James

wanna buy it

no fuck that no problem i'm not buying shit

overall for you Hazel

thank you

hmm

hmm

hmm hmm

is it my turn again

yeah put your head down

relax

that looks more comfortable

yeah

something high this time

wow

11 that's pretty high up

yeah can you move me down

Kentucky you landed on mine

oh

what did you get one hundred and ten dollars

oh

oh no

so it's mr paul's can you roll for me

thank you

nice

doubles wow

i thought we'd gotten more doubles than not today

thanks bro

what they land on

i don't know i can't see it what how

many is it sister

we were here

i got this

six nine

are you the doctor

that's me

shoreline wanna buy

hell no shoreline

there's shoreline's trash dude

the only shoreline i fuck with is shoreline Mafia

here

oh it's my turn okay

ah Hazel has a lot of property

no back in jail no oh

jail too bad you don't have the get out of jail card

hug oh i hate you

may i roll for you

yeah oh yeah i'd appreciate that here come sit standing

is getting annoying

that's easier to play the game when you're oh

nice

collect 200 i can't complain about that i wish i could

hey your luck will come

was that for nick

no

for me i don't need to buy any properties don't worry

i'm going to keep telling you about the fucking market

is it my turn now

no it's next oh

i can roll for him yeah

go ahead you roll nice mhm

let me see him here guys

hmm

it's okay seven

just

oh i guess i'm good at saving so i get a hundred

oh see i told you luck would come

not really i'm still in jail that's true

you just got out of jail

i think you could go ahead and thank you

three not the greatest role but you know

i'm not gonna buy any property so

a roll free nick

yes

please

what do you get five

yep

oh i definitely want to buy you want to buy

no no

no no

no i gotta save that money i think nick bought anything so far

cash heavy

um

are you enjoying game night Hazel

i love it yeah

this is so fun you guys should

come more your holes

make it super down

that is true your holes are definitely helping

hopefully next time

we could bring your mom over and use her holes too

hmm

i think mom would like playing with you guys yeah

hmm she really likes this game

you think she would let us use her holes too

hmm maybe yeah

i guess we'll find out

ah

a

community chest bags of cookies you get 50 bucks yummy ah

and they were gluten free hell yeah

you want to roll for her

she'll probably you roll for her no problem

six

pencil Amy

it's a rip off man

three hundred twenty bucks buy that Hazel

hmm i should own it do i maybe

she does own half the board already damn Hazel

no i think i'll pass if i don't want it

all right

here Paul

all right let's see what my luck brings me

oh shit

you know what

oh thank you

i think i'm the pass

i own

oh well i pay you then 75

i have five

i'll pay the rest later

six again

that's Illinois casco like 200 bucks another 200

the rich get richer

six

thanks

rusty

on a roll for her

yeah

oh Joe

it's your turn not on the game either

no problem

this turn is it

i'm not sure whose turn it is anymore

me neither hello

Scott wasn't mine well

i'll roll again yeah

i mean you're already winning yeah you

have most of the property and your right cash

seven there i am

five six seven does anyone own Vermont

nope you want it

i don't no i'll pass

i just want to make sure

i didn't have to pay anything all right

you have to pay

who's next

oh i think it's me what do you roll from yeah

i'm first

ten ten

that's a good roll

i appreciate it

hmm

here's your pizza

um didn't get the yeah got it there

we go perfect chance

oh

lucky to nurse utility

hmm lucky me

it's unknown you may buy it from the bank waterworks oh

come here for one second

just been there

for you

ah

ah ah

this turn isn't now look

it's next

yeah

can you roll with me

sorry my hands a little bit tired

okay

what did i get

hey

go to jail

i've never been here before at least

let me tease you something

so it's a quiet time now

or it is okay

okay

then

hmm i don't think i owe any rent oh fuck

i'm gonna come inside here

well i'm gonna get us some drinks

i think there's a different one though

my turn right

oh

hmm a seven

help neighbor bring in his groceries she makes you lunch to stay

thanks collect 20 bucks oh

that's nice i myself honestly

i give up hey

so you would look at all properties

you have all the properties

yeah and not

gonna get all the income and what's next man poverty for me

fuck that