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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ ( muffled mumble
muffled mumble ) ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪♪
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FRIENDS, WE GATHER
IN THIS PLACE
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TO MOURN THE VICTIMS
OF YESTERDAY'S TRAGEDY.
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NINE GOOD PEOPLE, WHO WERE
RUN OVER IN THE STREET
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BY AN ELDERLY
WOMAN DRIVER.
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OH GOD, MEMORIAL SERVICES
ARE SO BORING.
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YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE,
CARTMAN !
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NINE PEOPLE DIED !
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YEAH, BUT LIKE EIGHT
OF THEM WERE HIPPIES.
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MOSTLY HIPPIES GO TO
FARMER'S MARKETS.
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MOSTLY.
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IT IS SOMETIMES HARD,
IN TIMES LIKE THESE,
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TO UNDERSTAND GOD'S WAY.
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WHY WOULD HE ALLOW
NINE INNOCENT PEOPLE
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TO BE RUN DOWN IN THE
PRIME OF THEIR LIVES
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BY A SENIOR CITIZEN WHO,
PERHAPS,
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SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING ?
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IT IS THEN THAT
WE MUST UNDERSTAND
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GOD'S SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERY
DIFFERENT FROM OUR OWN.
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HE DOES NOT LAUGH AT THE SIMPLE
"MAN WALKS INTO A BAR" JOKE.
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NO, GOD NEEDS COMPLEX IRONY,
AND SUBTLE, FARCICAL TWISTS
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THAT SEEM MACABRE
TO YOU AND ME.
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ALL THAT WE CAN HOPE FOR, IS
THAT GOD GOT HIS GOOD LAUGH
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AND A TRAGEDY SUCH AS THIS
WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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LOOK OUT !
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WAH ?
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WAS THAT A STOP SIGN
BACK THERE ?
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( screaming )
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OHHH, I THINK
I HIT A POTHOLE.
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HEY DAD, HOW COME THEY
LET OLD PEOPLE DRIVE ?
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WELL, STAN, IT'S
A VERY FRAGILE ISSUE.
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BUT THEY KILL PEOPLE.
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SOMETIMES, YES,
BUT SENIOR CITIZENS
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HAVE TO BE DEALT WITH
VERY GINGERLY, STAN.
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WE CAN'T JUST TAKE
THEIR LICENSES AWAY.
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I'LL BE GOD DAMNED
IF THEY THINK
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THEY CAN TAKE
MY LICENSE AWAY !
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OH, HI, DAD.
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I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID !
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YOU WANNA TAKE DRIVING
PRIVILEGES AWAY FROM SENIORS !
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PECKER-FACE,
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I WORKED 55 YEARS
IN A STEEL MILL...
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YES, DAD.
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AND I FLEW SPITFIRES OVER
GERMANY IN WORLD WAR II...
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YES, I KNOW.
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AND I WILL BE GOD DAMNED
IF THE GOVERNMENT THINKS
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IT CAN STEP IN AND TAKE AWAY
MY RIGHT TO DRIVE !
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I THINK OLD PEOPLE SHOULD
HAVE RIGHTS, GRANDPA.
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I JUST DON'T WANNA DIE.
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( humming )
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( ominous "Jaws"-like music )
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DAMMIT, MONA, THIS
ISN'T THE FASTEST WAY
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TOCOUNTRY
KITCHEN BUFFET!
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NO, BUT IT'S THE SHORTEST,
SAVE THE MOST GAS THAT WAY.
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YOU SAVE MORE GAS
IF YOU TAKE THE HIGHWAY
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TO COUNTRY
KITCHEN BUFFET !
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LESS MILES MEANS LESS GAS,
YOU OLD FOOL !
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THERE'S COUNTRY KITCHEN
RIGHT THERE !
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WHERE ?
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BACK THERE,
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT !
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IS THIS THE
PARKING LOT ?
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I THINK SO.
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ANOTHER DEATH TONIGHT BY
A SENIOR CITIZEN MOTORIST !
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CARL ZORN OF PINE JUNCTION
WAS KILLED INSTANTLY
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WHEN STRUCK BY A VEHICLE
DRIVEN BY PETE AND LYDIA MELMAN,
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WHO WERE TRYING TO FIND
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET.
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THIS LATEST TRAGEDY
COMES ONLY TWO DAYS
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AFTER THE ACCIDENT
IN DEER CREEK,
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WHERE THREE CONSTRUCTION
WORKERS IN A BULLDOZER
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WERE RUN DOWN BY
SENIOR CITIZEN PAUL TOBB,
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WHO WAS TRYING TO FIND
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET.
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PUBLIC OUTCRY IS FORCING
THE D.M.V. TO CONSIDER
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SUSPENDING THE LICENSES OF
ALL SENIORS OVER 70,
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THOUGH NO DECISION
HAS YET TO BE MADE.
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SENIORS OF SOUTH PARK !
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I AM MAD AS HELL !
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YEAH !
YEAH !
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I'M SICK OF HAVING
MY MENTAL CONDITION
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COME INTO QUESTION !
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YEAH !
THAT'S RIGHT !
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WE NEED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW
WE'RE PISSED OFF
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AND WE'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE IT ANYMORE !
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HEAR, HEAR !
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THAT'S RIGHT, PETE !
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THAT'S RIGHT !
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NOW...
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CAN ANYBODY REMEMBER WHAT
WE'RE PISSED OFF ABOUT ?
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I REMEMBER WE'RE ALL
PISSED ABOUT SOMETHING.
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THAT'S WHY WE HAD
THIS MEETING,
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BUT I CAN'T
FOR THE LIFE OF ME...
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OOH, WAS IT THE KIDS
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SKATEBOARDING
ON THE SIDEWALKS ?
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NO...
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OH, I REMEMBER !
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THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE
OUR LICENSES AWAY !
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THAT'S RIGHT, THEY'RE GONNA TRY
AND TAKE OUR LICENSES AWAY !
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AND I FOR ONE
AM MAD AS HELL !
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ME TOO !
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
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I'M MAD TOO !
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I AM SICK OF HAVING MY MENTAL
CONDITION COME INTO QUESTION !
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SO NOW, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT IT ?
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DO ABOUT WHAT ?
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THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
OUR LICENSES AWAY.
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THEY ARE ?!
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THEY CAN'T
DO THAT !
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YOU SAID IT !
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THAT'S RIGHT, SO YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK WE SHOULD DO ?
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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A SENIOR CITIZENS MEETING !
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GET ALL THE SENIORS TOGETHER
AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER
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AND UNITE !
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GREAT IDEA, MARVIN !
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WAIT, I THINK WE'RE HAVING
THAT MEETING RIGHT NOW.
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OH, RIGHT,
THIS IS THE MEETING.
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RIGHT, TO GET THEM
DAMN KIDS
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TO STOP SKATEBOARDING
ON THE SIDEWALKS !
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YEAH !
THAT'S RIGHT !
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WE GOTTA STOP 'EM !
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SHARON,
HAVE YOU SEEN DAD ?
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HE'S NOT HERE, HONEY,
HE'S HAVING A MEETING
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WITH ALL THE SENIORS IN TOWN
AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER.
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OH.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IF ALL THE SENIORS IN TOWN
ARE AT A MEETING,
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THAT MEANS THAT WHEN
THE MEETING GETS OUT...
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EVERY SENIOR IN TOWN
WILL BE DRIVING HOME...
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AT THE SAME TIME.
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OH-MY-GOD !
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GET INSIDE !
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GET INSIDE !
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SENIORS MEETING
GETTING OUT !
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GET OFF THE STREETS !
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ALL RIGHT,
GREAT MEETING, EVERYONE.
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN
SOMETIME.
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SO LONG, EVERYBODY !
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GOOD-BYE, LUCY.
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GET OFF THE STREETS !
GET OFF THE STREETS !
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OLD PEOPLE
ARE DRIVING !
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( screaming )
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GERALD !
WHERE ARE THE BOYS ?
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WE'VE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE !
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THE BOYS, GERALD,
WHERE ARE THEY ?!
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THEY'RE, THEY'RE...
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THEY'RE PLAYING
STREET HOCKEY !
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OH-MY-GOD !
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WITH JUST 10 SECONDS TO GO,
THE OFFENSE MAKES ITS MOVE !
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MARSH HEADS FOR THE GOAL
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AND PASSES THE BALL
TO THE POOR KID !
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THE POOR KID HANDS IT OFF
TO THE JEW !
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THE JEW SHOOTS !
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OH, AND THE SHOT
IS BLOCKED AGAIN !
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PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT
JEWS CANNOT PLAY HOCKEY !
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IT ISN'T FAIR !
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CARTMAN'S FATTER
THAN THE GOAL !
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I'M NOT FAT, I JUST HAVE
A SWEET HOCKEY BODY.
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( yelling in the distance )
GET OFF THE STREETS !
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GET OFF
THE STREETS !
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DUDE, LOOK.
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GET OFF !
THE STREETS !
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GET OFF THE STREETS !
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WHAT IS THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW.
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GET OFF !
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GET STREETS
OFF THE STREETS !
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DUDE, IS THAT
YOUR DAD ?
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I THINK SO.
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LOOKS LIKE
STAN'S DAD'S
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BEEN HITTIN'
THE BOTTLE AGAIN.
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STREETS !
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WHAT IS HE SAYING ?
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I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND HIM.
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GAAAAH !
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CALM DOWN !
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WE CANNOT
UNDERSTAND YOU !
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( screaming )
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OH JESUS !
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OLD PEOPLE !
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COME ON !
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GET OVER THERE !
STAY LOW !
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WHY ARE THEY ALL OUT
DRIVING AT THE SAME TIME ?
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SHHH !
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IT'S OKAY, BOYS,
THEY'RE GONE.
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LET'S JUST LAY LOW FOR
A MINUTE UNTIL WE CAN FIND--
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AAAGH !
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I DON'T REMEMBER THERE
BEING A BUILDING HERE.
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RUN !
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I TOLD YOU TO
TURN LEFT, LARRY.
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GET UP THE STAIRS !
UP THE STAIRS !
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COME ON !
COME ON !
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AAH !
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE !
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EXCUSE ME, IS THIS
COSTELLO AVENUE ?
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IN HERE !
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( screaming )
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THEY'RE NOT GONNA STOP
UNTIL WE'RE ALL DEAD !
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QUIET !
KEEP QUIET !
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DAD, I'M SCARED !
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JUST KEEP YOUR
VOICES DOWN !
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WE'LL STAY
THE NIGHT IN HERE.
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WE'LL STAY THE WHOLE
WINTER IF WE HAVE TO.
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I'M NOT STAYING THE
WINTER IN THIS ROOM !
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YOU NEED TO TELL OLD PEOPLE
THEY CAN'T DRIVE ANYMORE !
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AW, STAN, IT'S NOT
THAT SIMPLE !
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JUST RELAX WHILE
I FIND THE LIGHTS.
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HERE WE GO.
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( old man )
HOW THE HELL DID WE
GET UP HERE ?
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AAAAHGH !
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I TOLD YOU THIS WAS
THE WRONG WAY.
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TOM, I'M STANDING OUTSIDE OF
THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES
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WHERE SENIOR CITIZENS
HAVE UNTIL 3:00 P.M.
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TO HAND OVER
THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSES.
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THE NEW LAW WAS PASSED
JUST THREE DAYS
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AFTER THE NIGHT OF HORROR,
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IN WHICH ALL SENIORS WERE OUT
DRIVING AT THE SAME TIME,
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CAUSING 14 DEATHS AND
$3 MILLION IN DAMAGE.
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ALRIGHTY...
THERE WE GO.
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NEXT !
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IT AIN'T RIGHT
WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' !
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I NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT
IN MY LIFE !
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU SHOULDN'T
PUNISH ALL OF US !
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WE'RE SORRY, BUT THIS IS
THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
233
00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:58,965
NEXT, PLEASE.
234
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,266
THERE WE GO.
235
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,302
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
GET TO THE GROCERY STORE ?
236
00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,471
OR THE PHARMACY
TO BUY MEDICINE ?
237
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:08,941
WELL, MAYBE, YOU SHOULD BE
IN A NURSING HOME, HMM ?
238
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,110
SOME OF US WOULD
RATHER DIE !
239
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,713
WELL, WE CAN CERTAINLY
HELP YOU WITH THAT TOO.
240
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,881
WE AREN'T SECOND-CLASS
CITIZENS !
241
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,050
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU CAN TAKE OUR LICENSES,
242
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,653
BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE
OUR PRIDE !
243
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,388
YEAH...
244
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,292
AHHH, ISN'T THIS
GREAT, YOU GUYS ?
245
00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,027
BEING ABLE TO WALK THE STREETS
NOW THAT OLD PEOPLE
246
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,762
ARE CONFINED TO THEIR HOMES
WHERE THEY BELONG.
247
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,063
( car honks )
248
00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,365
BILLY, GET IN THE CAR.
249
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,401
I NEED YOU BOYS TO HELP ME
PICK UP MY NEWHOVERROUND.
250
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,136
UH, GRANDPA,
251
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,871
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING.
252
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,172
GOD DAMMIT, BILLY !
253
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,341
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN
TO YOUR DAD, RIGHT ?
254
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,643
WELL, I'M YOUR DAD'S DAD !
255
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,944
AND THAT MEANS
YOU GET IN THIS CAR
256
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,546
BEFORE I TAN
ALL YOUR HIDES !
257
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,715
WELL, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY:
258
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,884
STATISTICALLY SPEAKING,
WE'RE SAFERINSIDEA CAR
259
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,053
WITH AN OLD PERSON
DRIVING, THAN OUTSIDE.
260
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,788
MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT.
261
00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,258
HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE,
THE LORD IS WITH THEE.
262
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:00,993
I SHALL NOT WALK THROUGH
THE VALLEY OF DEATH.
263
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,728
ERGGHHH...
264
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,897
GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER
TOLD YOU THIS,
265
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:07,066
BUT, WELL,
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
266
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,235
EXCEPT FOR YOU, KYLE.
267
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,837
OKAY, ALL SET ?
268
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,572
( honking )
269
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:16,609
( man )
ASSHOLE !
270
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,778
( honking )
271
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:23,115
( screaming )
272
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,718
( police siren )
273
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:29,188
UH, I THINK THERE'S A POLICE
CAR BEHIND YOU, GRANDPA.
274
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,357
EH ?
275
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,092
GO AROUND !
276
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,261
GO AROUND, YA MORON !
277
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,297
( over loudspeaker )
BlueImpala,pull
your vehicle over.
278
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,466
( Eric )
I BELIEVE THAT'S US.
THANK GOD.
279
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,539
CAN I SEE YOUR
LICENSE, PLEASE ?
280
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,708
I AIN'T GOT ONE !
YOU PECKERS TOOK IT !
281
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,876
WELL THEN, I HAVE TO
TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
282
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,346
YOU JUST TRY TAKING ME
TO JAIL, SCROTUM HEAD !
283
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,515
YOU JUST TRY !
284
00:11:56,949 --> 00:12:00,853
STUPID, SON OF A--
GOD DAMMIT.
285
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,022
I'VE JUST GOT HIM
RIGHT HERE, MR. MARSH.
286
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,323
OH, BROTHER.
287
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,492
WELL, GOOD JOB, DAD,
LOOK AT YOU NOW.
288
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,227
OH, GOD DAMMIT,
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME,
289
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,962
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
290
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,131
YOU JUST HAD TO BE SO DAMN
STUBBORN, DIDN'T YOU ?
291
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,167
NOW MY SON IS GONNA
TALK TO ME LIKE I'M 12 !
292
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,770
WE'RE NOT TREATING YOU LIKE
CHILDREN, DAD, ALL RIGHT ?
293
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,372
NOW I THINK YOU OWE MR.
POLICE OFFICER AN APOLOGY.
294
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,108
WHO NEEDS TO
APOLOGIZE, HMM ?
295
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:23,843
WHO'S A SORRY SORRY ?
296
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,578
KISS MY SAGGING ASS !
297
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,879
WELL FINE, I WAS
GONNA BAIL YOU OUT,
298
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,614
BUT MAYBE YOU CAN JUST
SIT HERE FOR A BIT
299
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,915
AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU DID.
300
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,650
I WON'T BE
SITTING HERE LONG.
301
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,385
I'VE ALREADY CALLED
THE A.A.R.P. !
302
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:34,687
WHAT'S THAT ?
303
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,723
THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
OF RETIRED PERSONS--
304
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,760
THE LARGEST POLITICAL GROUP
IN THE COUNTRY !
305
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,362
WHEN SENIORS LIKE ME ARE
BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST,
306
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,398
THE A.A.R.P. COMES
AND SETS IT RIGHT.
307
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:49,435
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY
WHEN THEY GET HERE !
308
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,170
( school bell rings )
309
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,640
AND SO YOU SEE, CHILDREN,
GENGHIS KHAN WAS A MONGOL,
310
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,676
NOT TO BE CONFUSED
WITH A MONGOLOID,
311
00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,713
LIKE THE ACTOR
NICOLAS CAGE.
312
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:05,050
OKAY NOW, WHO CAN
TELL ME IN WHAT YEAR...
313
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:09,388
THE FIRST FILM BY...
THE MONGOLOID...
314
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,557
THAT'S ODD.
315
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,895
THOSE R.O.T.C. GUYS
ARE WAY OFF COURSE.
316
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,967
MORE OLD PEOPLE !
317
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,136
THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION
OF RETIRED PERSONS.
318
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:28,040
STAY IN YOUR SEATS, CHILDREN,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
319
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,775
SET UP A PERIMETER !
320
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,378
BRING BRAVO TEAM
TO POINT DELTA !
321
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,980
BRAVO TEAM IS GO !
322
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,149
MOVE MOVE MOVE !
323
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,318
LET'S GO !
LET'S GO !
324
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,921
UH, CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS
FIND SOMETHING ?
325
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,222
AAGH !
326
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,993
OLD PEOPLE
HAVE GONE MAD !
327
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,139
( coughing )
328
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,308
CONTACT !
329
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,476
GET YOUR HANDS UP,
YOUNG MAN !
330
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,778
MARVIN MARSH ?
331
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,513
YES.
332
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,115
I'M BILL STEWART,
PRESIDENT OF THE A.A.R.P.
333
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,718
WE'VE COME TO HELP THE SENIORS
IN THIS TOWN FIGHT BACK.
334
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,453
OH, IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU, BILL.
335
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:15,754
HAH ?
336
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,489
WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD.
337
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,526
WE JUST HAD TO STOP BY
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET FIRST.
338
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,261
IT'S THE NURSING HOME !
339
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,430
LIBERATE OUR
COMRADES !
340
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,599
LET'S GO !
341
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,201
THERE NOW, MR. JOHNSON,
WE CAN GO TO THE CAFETERIA
342
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,804
AND GET YOU SOME NICE
CREAM CORN AND TOAST.
343
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,406
CAN I HELP YOU ?
344
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,708
HELP THIS.
345
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,009
OOF !
346
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,310
THE REVOLUTION
IS ON, BROTHER !
347
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,045
WE'RE TAKING CONTROL
OF THE TOWN !
348
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,347
WE ARE ?
349
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,082
WELL, IT'S ABOUT
DAMN TIME !
350
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,684
HEY, EVERYONE,
WE'RE TAKING THE TOWN !
351
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,058
SENIORS, WE'RE TAKING
THE TOWN OVER !
352
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,227
THE REVOLUTION
IS ON !
353
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,528
OOH, THE REVOLUTION ?
354
00:14:56,962 --> 00:15:00,432
OH, I BETTER GET
MY OTHER SWEATER.
355
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:03,035
MRS. RYLAND, SENIORS
ARE TAKING OVER THE TOWN.
356
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,770
WOULD YOU LIKE A GUN ?
357
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,505
I SUPPOSE SO.
358
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:07,806
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON ?
359
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,975
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
AND GET OVER THERE !
360
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,144
RANDY, WHAT IS THIS ?
361
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,445
HAH !
362
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,048
YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE
AUTHORITY OF THE A.A.R.P. !
363
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,084
HA ! THERE YOU GO,
MR. SMART MOUTH !
364
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,386
LOOK AT YA NOW !
365
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,121
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
366
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,856
THE A.A.R.P. IS GOING TO
HELP US TAKE THIS TOWN
367
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,458
UNTIL WE GET OUR
LICENSES BACK !
368
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,929
YEAH, AND WE'RE GONNA ASK FOR
MORE MONEY IN MEDICARE TOO !
369
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,230
THAT'S RIGHT !
YEAH !
370
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,965
HAVE YOU ALL GOT
ALZHEIMER'S ?
371
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,266
THEY'RE NOT GONNA
LISTEN TO
372
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,001
A BUNCH OF WHACKED OUT
SENIOR CITIZENS !
373
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,303
HAH ?
374
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,038
WE'LL TELL 'EM IF THEY
DON'T GIVE US OUR DEMANDS
375
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,206
WE'LL START
KILLING HOSTAGES !
376
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:44,677
RIGHT, THEY'RE GONNA
REALLY BELIEVE THAT !
377
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,845
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
EXTREME, BILL ?
378
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,147
HAH ?
379
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,448
NO, WE GOTTA BE TOUGH !
380
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,183
JUST LIKE WITH THOSE
DAMN JAPS !
381
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,786
THIS IS INSANE, DAD, YOU ALL
NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW
382
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,521
BEFORE MORE PEOPLE
GET HURT.
383
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,256
THE TIME WHEN YOU CAN
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
384
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,991
IS OVER, BUCKY BOY !
385
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,593
WE'RE IN CHARGE NOW !
386
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,202
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT CONTROL
OF THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
387
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,937
AND THE FIRE STATION.
388
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,106
REINFORCEMENTS
HAVE ARRIVED
389
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,841
FROM THE NURSING HOME
IN CONIFER.
390
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,142
GOOD !
391
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,179
HELL, US SENIOR CITIZENS COULD
TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE COUNTRY !
392
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,348
WE'VE GOT COMPANY !
393
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,685
( man over loudspeaker )
Attention, seniors.
394
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,589
Lay down your weapons
and turn yourselves over.
395
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,192
MRS. APPLEGATE, SHOW 'EM
WE MEAN BUSINESS.
396
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,493
ALL RIGHT.
397
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,867
What do you want ?
398
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,168
HAH ?
399
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,771
WE WANT OUR
LICENSES BACK !
400
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,072
YEAH !
401
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:50,109
THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE WANT
MORE MONEY IN MEDICARE !
402
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,844
YEAH !
403
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,145
AND WE WANT THOSE
DAMN KIDS
404
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,748
TO STOP SKATEBOARDING
ON THE SIDEWALKS !
405
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,483
YEAH !
406
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:03,989
HEY, DAD.
407
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,158
STAN ! BOYS !
YOU'RE SAFE !
408
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,893
DAD, WHY IS EVERYONE LETTING
THE OLD PEOPLE DO THIS ?
409
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,194
WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY
STOP THEM ?
410
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,929
THEY'VE TRIED TO
STOP THEM, SON,
411
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,098
BUT THE SENIORS GET UP
SO EARLY IN THE MORNING
412
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,701
THEY GET EVERYTHING DONE BEFORE
EVERYONE ELSE IS EVEN AWAKE.
413
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,002
THEY'RE SAYING
SOMETHING ABOUT
414
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,303
TAKING OVER
THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
415
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,472
YES, AND NOW SEEING
HOW EARLY THEY GET UP,
416
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,075
I DON'T SEE HOW
ANYONE CAN STOP THEM.
417
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,810
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU BOYS !
418
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,979
YOU GET UP ALMOST
AS EARLY AS THEY DO,
419
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,280
YOU CAN FIGHT THEM !
420
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,015
AW, COME ON, DAD,
CAN'T YOU GUYS DO IT ?
421
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,618
NO SON, WE...
LIKE TO SLEEP IN.
422
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,220
( old woman )
TWO HOSTAGES COME
FRONT AND CENTER !
423
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,522
THEY'RE COMING !
424
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,823
GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THEY SEE YOU.
425
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,859
RUN TO THE HILLS AND FIND
A WAY TO FIGHT THEM, GO !
426
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,462
BOYS-- AVENGE ME !
427
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,932
AVENGE ME !!
428
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,233
ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT.
429
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,968
KENNY DID RECONNAISSANCE
ON THE TOWN.
430
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,703
THE OLD PEOPLE HAVE BLOCKADES
HERE AND HERE.
431
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,306
OLD LADIES ARE KEEPING WATCH
IN TOWERS AROUND THE PERIMETER.
432
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,607
THE LEADERS, ALONG
WITH MY GRANDPA,
433
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,342
ARE MOST LIKELY
IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
434
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,511
( Eric )
SO OUR ONLY SOLUTION IS TO
CUT OFF THEIR LIFE FORCE.
435
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,246
( Kyle )
WE CAN'T FIGHT THEM,
CARTMAN.
436
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,548
NO, BUT WE CAN SNEAK
INTO TOWN
437
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,283
AND SHUT DOWN
THEIR FOOD SUPPLY.
438
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,018
HERE.
439
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,319
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET ?
440
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,620
YEAH, YOU TAKE OUT
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
441
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,355
AND OLD PEOPLE
WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
442
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,657
THAT'S A RETARDED IDEA,
CARTMAN !
443
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,958
IS IT ?
444
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,259
TWO YEARS AGO THEY CLOSED
THE COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
445
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,994
IN STEAMBOAT SPRINGS
AND ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
446
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,729
DIED OF STARVATION
IN LESS THAN A WEEK.
447
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,031
YEAH, I REMEMBER
HEARING ABOUT THAT.
448
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,332
EVEN IF IT
COULD WORK,
449
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,067
HOW WOULD WE GO ABOUT
SHUTTING IT DOWN ?
450
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,368
I THINK I HAVE A PLAN.
451
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,971
BUT WE'LL HAVE TO
DO IT TONIGHT.
452
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,574
( Eric )
WE'LL START BY
SNEAKING INTO TOWN,
453
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,176
CLEVERLY DISGUISED
AS BLACK PEOPLE.
454
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,911
AT 5:45, KENNY
AND KYLE SPLIT OFF
455
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,080
AND SET A DIVERSION
ON THE EAST SIDE OF TOWN.
456
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,815
( train whistle tooting )
457
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,550
MEANWHILE, STAN AND I SNEAK
INTO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
458
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,852
AND STEAL SOME OF
THE EXPLOSIVES
459
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,587
THE OLD PEOPLE
HAVE STASHED.
460
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,755
9:00, WE RENDEZVOUS AT
THE COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
461
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,358
WHERE WE STRAP THE EXPLOSIVES
AND THE TIMER TO KYLE'S CHEST.
462
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,093
WE SAY OUR TEARFUL
GOOD-BYES TO KYLE
463
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,262
AND THEN SEND HIM INSIDE.
464
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,600
YEAH !
ALL RIGHT !
465
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,901
I DID IT !
466
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,371
YEAH, OR WE JUST GO TO
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET
467
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,672
AND LOCK IT
FROM THE INSIDE
468
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,407
SO THE SENIORS
CAN'T GET IN.
469
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,143
WELL, RIGHT,
OR WE DO THAT.
470
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,914
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
ROUND UP YOUR AMMUNITION
471
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,215
AND GET READY TO MOVE !
472
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,685
WE'RE TAKING THIS WAR
FURTHER OUT !
473
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,854
ALL RIGHT !
LET'S GO !
474
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,457
LOOK, BOB, I APPRECIATE
WHAT THE A.A.R.P.
475
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,192
IS TRYING TO DO FOR US,
476
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,228
BUT ALL WE WANT
IS OUR LICENSES BACK.
477
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,963
HAH ?
HECK NO !
478
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,265
THIS IS GOING TOO WELL.
479
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,433
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE
WHOLE COUNTRY BACK,
480
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,602
WIPE OUT EVERYONE
BELOW THE AGE OF 65 !
481
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,337
WIPE 'EM OUT ?
482
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,072
WHAT ARE YOU, SENILE ?!
483
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,374
COME ON, EVERYONE !
484
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,543
IT'S TIME TO
PLAN PHASE 2 !
485
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,579
WHAT THE HECK ?
486
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,615
HAH ?
WHAT IS THIS ?
487
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:47,085
IT'S SIX A.M., COUNTRY KITCHEN
SHOULD BE OPEN !
488
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,556
IT'S NOT OPEN ?
HAS TO BE !
489
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,158
TRY A WINDOW !
490
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,761
THEY'RE BLOCKED FROM
THE INSIDE !
491
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,062
NO...
492
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,231
NO, LET US IN !
LET US IN !
493
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,966
OPEN THE DOOR !
494
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,267
IT'S SIX A.M. !
495
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,002
IT'S SIX A.M. !
496
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,605
OPEN THE COUNTRY
KITCHEN BUFFET !
497
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,340
YOU HAVE TO
LET US IN !
498
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,545
UGH... ARGH...
499
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,353
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
AREA SECURE !
500
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,389
COLLECT THEIR WEAPONS
AND FREE THE HOSTAGES.
501
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,558
THAT WAS A GREAT
STRATEGY, BOYS,
502
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,595
YOU MAY VERY WELL HAVE SAVED
THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY.
503
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,896
( yawning )
504
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,631
WHAT HAPPENED ?
IS IT OVER ?
505
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,932
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
506
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:36,101
CONTROL OF THE TOWN
IS BACK TO YOU FOLKS.
507
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:39,137
COUNTRY KITCHEN...
WHAT HAPPENED ?
508
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,872
SIR, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
WITH THIS ONE ?
509
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,608
IT'S UP TO
THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
510
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,776
WELL, I THINK HE LEARNED
HIS LESSON, HUH ?
511
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,511
DON'T YOU FEEL
SILLY NOW, DAD ?
512
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,680
I THINK SOMEBODY OWES US
ALL AN APOLOGY.
513
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,982
YES HE DOES.
514
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,283
OH, STOP IT, DAD !
515
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,150
THIS IS PARTLY
YOUR FAULT !
516
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,885
HUH ?
517
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,621
LOOK, ALL GRANDPA WANTS IS NOT
TO BE TALKED TO LIKE A CHILD.
518
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,922
I THINK HALF OF WHAT
HE WAS ANGRY ABOUT
519
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,657
WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE DOING,
BUT HOW YOU WERE DOING IT.
520
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,392
THAT'S RIGHT.
521
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,693
AND GRANDPA,
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
522
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,428
THAT YOU MADE IT THOUGH LIFE
TO BE A SENIOR,
523
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,296
BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO REALIZE
524
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,031
THAT WHEN YOU GET
BEHIND THE WHEEL
525
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,332
YOU'RE A KILLING
MACHINE.
526
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,200
I KNOW.
527
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,501
I GUESS SOMETIMES
US SENIORS
528
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,236
NEED TO KNOW
WHEN TO STOP DRIVING
529
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,273
SO WE DON'T PUT THE
RESPONSIBILITY ON OUR FAMILIES.
530
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,441
WELL, I THINK THIS HAS BEEN
A REAL LEARNING EXPERIENCE
531
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,176
FOR THE MARSH FAMILY.
532
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,345
PEOPLE DIED, BUT WE ALL
GREW A LITTLE.
533
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,080
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
534
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,815
SURE, I'LL DRIVE.
535
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:27,719
( laughs )
THAT'S OUR GRANDPA !
536
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,756
DUDE, I HATE MY FAMILY.
537
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,792
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