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♪ i'm going down
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ going down
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ people spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ headin' on up
to south park ♪
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♪ gonna see
if i can't unwind ♪
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♪ ( muffled mumble
muffled mumble ) ♪
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♪ so come on down
to south park ♪
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♪ and meet some
friends of mine ♪♪
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♪ summertime love's
gonna get me down ♪
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♪ summertime is right for
touchin' in the night ♪
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♪ girl, won't you feel
my summertime ♪
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♪ come on and touch
my summertime ♪♪
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stan, are you okay ?
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yeah, dad, we're just
rehearsing our band.
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ohh, i thought a group
of vietnamese people
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were having their
intestines
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pulled out
through their mouths.
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ha ha ha ha haa !
ha ha ha ha haa !
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he's right, dude, we have
to define our style
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if we're ever going to
make a platinum album.
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i mean, i'm a fusion guy,
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but kenny's background
is more latin-jazz.
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yup, uh-huh.
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yeah, and i'm more hip-hop
and r & b oriented.
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i think our band better buy
a whole bunch of music cds
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to listen to
for inspiration.
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inspiration...
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wait a minute,
that's it !
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inspiration, you guys.
don't you see ?
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see what ?
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our band should play
christian rock !
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christian rock ?
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think about it !
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it's the easiest, crappiest
music in the world, right ?
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if we just play songs about
how much we love jesus,
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all the christians
will buy our crap !
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that's a retarded
idea, cartman !
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it worked forcreed!
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i don't wanna be in
a stupid christian
rock band !
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you just start that way, stan,
then you cross over !
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it's genius !
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just get the hell
out of here, cartman !
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you're not serious and you're
a detriment to the band !
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oh yeah ?
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i will bet you 10 bucks
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that if i start
a christian rock band
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i can get a platinum album
before you guys do !
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you're on, fat boy !
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okay, fine !
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ready-- first one to have
a platinum album wins.
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go !
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( huffing )
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what a stupid
asshole.
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platinum album !
platinum album !
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gotta make a platinum
album before kyle !
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oh, hi, eric.
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butters, get your drum set
and meet me at my house !
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we have to make
a platinum album !
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hurry, butters !
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oho !
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no time to waste !
platinum album !
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must beat kyle !
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token, get the bass guitar
out of your basement
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and meet me over
at my house !
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what ?!
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we don't have
a bass guitar.
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your family's black, token,
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there's bound to be
a bass guitar
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in your basement
somewhere !
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boy, you sure
seem driven, eric.
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you must really have
some inspiration.
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yes, the tears of
kyle broflovski
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when he loses his
$10 to me.
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hey, there was a bass
guitar in my basement.
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i told you, token.
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so, what are we doing ?
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gentlemen, we are about to
embark on the most amazing,
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life-affirming,
financially windfalling
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experiences of
our young lives.
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wow !
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we are going to start...
a christian rock band.
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aww...
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i'm out.
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wait !
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walk out
that door, token,
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and you'll regret it
the rest of your life !
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christians have
a built-in audience
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of over 180 million
americans.
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if each one of them buys
just one of our albums
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at $12.95 that would be--
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two billion,
331 million dollars.
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still want to leave,
token ?
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thank you.
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dad, can i borrow
$300 ?
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$300 !
what in the world for ?!
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our band can't find a
stylistic direction to go in.
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we need to go
down to the mall
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to buy hundreds of cds
to listen to
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so we can define
our sound.
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sorry, kyle, we gave you
your allowance already.
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can't you see
this is my dream ?!
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music is my life !
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it wasn't your life
yesterday.
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look, pops, i've got
the music inside me.
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it's in my soul.
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and i know my place
is up on that stage.
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i'm gonna make it
to the top.
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and i just want
your blessing, pops.
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the answer is no, kyle.
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aw, come on, dad,
don't be such a jew !
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kyle, don't belittle
your own people !
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argh !
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hey, dude.
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it didn't work.
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my stupid jew dad won't
lend me money for cds.
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no, dude, it's cool.
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kenny says you can
download music for free
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on the internet !
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really ?
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yeah !
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you got a computer ?
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see, everyone on the internet
copies music from their cds
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and then we can
download them for free
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and play 'em
on the computer !
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all right, cool !
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let's download
somemetallica
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and some stevie wonder.
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mprh rmph
rmhprmh rmh !
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kenny's right,
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we should download
somejudas priest,too.
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judas priest...
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wow ! downloading music
for free is awesome !
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( helicopter whirring,
police siren )
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what the hell is that ?
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i don't know,
let me check--
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freeze, f.b.i. !
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down on the ground !
down on the ground !
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hands ! let me see
those hands !
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tango team is
at point bravo !
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suspects in custody !
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move move move !
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move move move !
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keep your hands up !
out to the car !
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kyle,
what did you do ?
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i don't know !
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all right guys, this is
gonna be so easy.
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all we have to do to
make christian songs
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is take regular old songs
and add jesus stuff to them !
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see, all we have to do is
cross out words like "baby"
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and "darlin'" and
replace them with...
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jeeesus.
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all right, butters,
give me a beat.
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( mid-tempo beat )
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okay, nice, very nice.
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all right, token, give me
a smooth bass line.
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i don't know
how to play bass.
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token, how many times do we
have to go through this ?
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you're black.
you can play bass.
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i'm getting sick of
your stereotypes.
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be as sick as you want,
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just give me
a goddamn bass line !
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( funky bass line )
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goddammit.
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all right,
nice, fellas, nice.
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♪ i need you
in my life ♪
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♪ jesus ♪
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♪ i can't live
without you ♪
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♪ jesus ♪
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♪ and i just want to feel you
deep inside me ♪
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♪ jesus ♪♪
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awesome !
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um, sir ?
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shut up !!
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you downloaded
a lot of songs.
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says here, you even
downloaded judas priest.
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that's hard time
you boys are looking at.
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you got anything to
say for yourselves ?
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we... we didn't think
it was that big a deal.
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not a big deal ?
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you think downloading music
for free is not a big deal ?
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put your coats on, i'm
gonna show you something.
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and i don't think
you're gonna like it.
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this is the home
of lars ulrich,
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the drummer
for metallica.
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look, there's lars now,
sitting by his pool.
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what's the matter
with him ?
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this month he was hoping
to have a gold-plated
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shark tank bar installed
right next to the pool.
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but thanks to people
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downloading his music
for free
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he must now wait a few months
before he can afford it.
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( whimpering )
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come, there's more.
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here's britney spears'
private jet.
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notice anything ?
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britney used to have
agulfstream iv,
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now she's had to sell it
and get a gulfstream iii
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because people like you chose
to download her music for free.
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( sighs )
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the gulfstream iii doesn't
even have a remote control
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for its surround sound
dvd system.
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still think downloading music
for free is no big deal ?
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we... didn't realize
what we were doing.
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that is the
folly of man.
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now look in this window.
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here you see the loving
family of master p.
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next week is
his son's birthday
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and all he's ever wanted is
an island in french polynesia.
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so, he's gonna
get it, right ?
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i see an island
without an owner.
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if things keep going
the way they are
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the child will not get
his tropical paradise.
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we're sorry !
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we'll never download music
for free again !
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man must learn to think of
these horrible outcomes
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before he acts selfishly
or else i fear...
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recording artists
will be forever doomed
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to a life of only
semi-luxury.
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( sea gulls squawking )
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almost there, guys.
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ow.
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why the hell did you
tell us to dress nice
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to take us out here ?
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because, token, we have to take
pictures for our album cover.
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the key to a hot selling
christian rock album
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is a flashy, inspirational
album cover.
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wow, neat-o !
an album cover !
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this christian album
better make as much money
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as you said it
would, tubby.
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i'm going to kill you
one day, token.
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what did you say ?
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nothing !
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all right, guys,
stand over there
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and look wholesome
and cool.
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i have a timer on this thing
so i can get in shot too.
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cheese !
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no, no, no !
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haven't you guys ever
seen an album cover ?
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you're supposed to be
standing in random places,
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looking away
like you don't care.
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cheese !
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( eric )
no, butters, you can't look
happy on a album cover !
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that's not cool !
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oh.
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token, look away
to the right.
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more... more !
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why the hell would i be
looking way over there ?
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so it looks like you're
too cool to care
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that you're on an album cover,
you black asshole !
256
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now just hold it !
257
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our first album cover.
258
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♪ don't ever leave me
jesus ♪
259
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♪ i couldn't stand
to see you go ♪
260
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♪ my heart would simply
snap, my lord ♪
261
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,912
♪ if you walked on
out that door ♪
262
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♪ i promise
i'll be good to you ♪
263
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♪ and keep you
warm at night ♪
264
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♪ jesus, jesus, jesus ♪
265
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♪ why don't we just
shut off the light ♪
266
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thanks for releasing
them to us, detective.
267
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sorry for all the
trouble they caused.
268
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it's all right, i think these
boys learned their lesson.
269
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boy, i'll say.
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if you parents will
just step over here
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you can pay their $400
release and penalty fees.
272
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$400 ?
273
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just for downloading some
songs off the internet ?
274
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it's not that
big a deal.
275
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not a big deal, huh ?!
276
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come with me, i'm gonna
show you something.
277
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and i don't think
you're gonna like it !
278
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oof, dude, i can't wait
to just go back home
279
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,725
and get back to
band practice.
280
00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:53,593
yeah.
281
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,328
no ! didn't you guys
learn anything ?
282
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look, if we make an album,
all that's gonna happen
283
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is that people are gonna
steal our songs for free
284
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off the internet !
we won't make a dime !
285
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,135
oh, yeah.
286
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,870
until we get people to stop
downloading music for free
287
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,606
i say we refuse to play !
288
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:07,907
yeah !
289
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,642
tom, i'm standing in
south park, colorado
290
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,112
where the rock band "moop"
has refused to play !
291
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,413
the strike started yesterday
292
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,715
and could go well into
next week !
293
00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,317
oh, hey guys,
how's it going ?
294
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we're not letting you back
in the band, cartman.
295
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,354
( bleep ) off.
296
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,089
i don't want to be in your
crappy band, guys.
297
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,390
i just wanted to let you know
298
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,125
the album for my christian
rock band, "faith plus one",
299
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is about to go
platinum.
300
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,161
it is ?!
301
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,330
that's right, we've
already sold 13 copies.
302
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,499
you wanna pay me that
$10 bet now, kyle ?
303
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,668
♪ nya-nya nya-nya
nya, nya ♪
304
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:36,969
hey-hey hey-hey
heeey, hey !
305
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,138
you get a platinum album for
selling one million copies,
306
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,006
you fat turd !
307
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,741
it's just a matter
of time, my friends.
308
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,042
this weekend is christfest,
309
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,211
the single largest gathering
of christians in the midwest.
310
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each one of them a walking,
praying wallet full of cash.
311
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,548
and i'll be there
selling my album.
312
00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,850
you'll never get
a platinum album
313
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,151
doing christian rock,
cartman !
314
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,320
it was a stupid idea then
and it's a stupid idea now !
315
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,055
yeah, you don't even know
anything about christianity !
316
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,790
i know enough
to exploit it.
317
00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,525
just get that 10 bucks
ready kyle !
318
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,694
ta ta !
319
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,429
go ahead, people will just
download your songs for free
320
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,164
on the internet anyways !
321
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,899
what a dumbass-- our band is
way cooler than his !
322
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,634
yeah !
323
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,141
psalm t-shirts !
324
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,309
get a t-shirt with
your favorite psalm !
325
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,045
leather-bound bibles !
show your faith !
326
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,647
yes, it's really the best
christian album
327
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,515
that's ever been
produced actually.
328
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,117
ooh, this would be great
for my grandchildren.
329
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:29,021
they need hip cool music, but
with inspirational lyrics.
330
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,322
i think that's what
the whole world needs.
331
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,624
praise christ.
332
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:35,094
we're not really christian,
we're just pretendin' we are !
333
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,564
butters, remind me later
to cut your balls off.
334
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,865
( man over pa )
all right, everyone !
335
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:44,203
welcome to
christfest 2003 !
336
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,806
are you ready for some
live music ?
337
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,541
( crowd cheering )
338
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,276
yeah, jesus !
339
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,011
then let's give it up now
340
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,613
for one of christian rock's
biggest bands--
341
00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,782
trinity !
342
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,252
♪ he's the shepherd
and the light ♪
343
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,421
♪ and his word
lifted me up ♪
344
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:07,193
♪ and i praise his holy name
wherever i go... ♪
345
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,494
dammit !
346
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,795
if we're gonna sell our hot
christian album
347
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,530
we have got to
get on that stage !
348
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,265
hey, is this the way
to the backstage ?
349
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,567
who are you ?
350
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,868
we're the band
sanctified.
351
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:16,736
we play metal and punk
352
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,471
but with lyrics that
inspire faith in christ.
353
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,941
yeah, we prove that christian
music can be tough and hardcore.
354
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,676
yeah, you guys
are real hardcore.
355
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,845
you bet your gosh darn
rear-end we are !
356
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,315
all right, sanctified ?
you guys are up next.
357
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,050
yeah !
let's do it !
358
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,785
sent down
from heaven !
359
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,954
the spirit
and the glory !
360
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:35,821
hey, guys wait--
361
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,424
we wanna pray with you
before you go onstage.
362
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,159
oh, that's cool.
363
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,894
always good to be prayin'
before you're playin'.
364
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,497
let's just go in here so we
can hear ourselves better.
365
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,533
lord father in heaven, we thank
you for all your blessings...
366
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,606
hey, eric, i don't think
they can get out !
367
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,678
all right, christians,
how are we feeling tonight ?!
368
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,413
praise jesus !
praise him !
369
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,582
well let's keep this
salvation train going
370
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,619
with the hot band,
sanctified !
371
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,920
( whispers )
372
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,089
uh, uh, apparently
there's been a change.
373
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,559
give it up for--
faith plus one !
374
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,764
you know, jesus,
375
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,933
i've been thinking
a lot about you lately.
376
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,403
and, well, that's why
i wrote this song...
377
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:28,307
♪ i love you, jesus ♪
378
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,343
i want you to
walk with me ♪
379
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:34,814
♪ i'll take good care
of ya, baby ♪
380
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,717
♪ call ya my baby
baaaby ♪
381
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,754
♪ you died for my sins ♪
382
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,658
♪ and you know that i would
die for you-- right ? ♪
383
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,694
♪ what's the matter, baby ?
384
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,598
♪ you're tremblin'
jesus baby ♪
385
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,634
♪ your love
is my light ♪
386
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,936
♪ you know when
i'm without you ♪
387
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,104
♪ there's a black hole
in my life ♪
388
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:02,141
♪ ohh, i wanna believe
it's all right ♪
389
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,310
♪ but i get lonely
in the night ♪
390
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,780
♪ and it's up to you
to save me ♪
391
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,684
♪ jesus baby ♪♪
392
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,756
dude, i didn't know
being in a band
393
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,058
was gonna be this tough.
394
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:19,925
yeah, it's tough.
395
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,227
but it's times
like these
396
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,962
that you see what
your band is made of.
397
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,564
we've gotta fight through the
rough times likejourney.
398
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,299
tom, we're now entering
the second day
399
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,468
of the rock band moop's
refusal to play
400
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,938
and the second day of absolutely
no other news to report on.
401
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,541
in a recent poll we asked people
if moop's refusal to play
402
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,143
would stop them from downloading
music off the internet.
403
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:39,879
1% percent said "yes",
2% said "no",
404
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:45,084
and 97% said
"who the hell is moop ?"
405
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,819
back to you, tom.
406
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,120
hey, are you the guys
protesting
407
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,855
free internet music
downloading ?
408
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,590
hey, it's that
lars ulrich guy !
409
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:55,060
that's right, metallica is
behind you dudes %1000 !
410
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,795
we're gonna sit here
and protest with you
411
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,964
until free
downloading stops !
412
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:02,868
tom, it appears now the
musicians strike is growing.
413
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,905
as i'm speaking,
more musicians are arriving !
414
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,941
it looks like alanis morisette,
blink 182,britney spears
415
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,110
and dozens of others
are going to join moop
416
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,279
in not playing music.
417
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,181
this is a veritable
strike-apalooza !
418
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,355
guys, we here
atfaith records
419
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,524
were very moved by your
performance at christfest.
420
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:26,825
you're one of
the most talented
421
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,428
christian rock bands
we've ever heard !
422
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,163
thank you so much.
423
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,898
christ has really
blessed us with talent.
424
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,199
( laughing )
yeah !
425
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,368
we just had
one question, though.
426
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,537
we were looking over
some of your lyrics...
427
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:42,007
uh, "i want to walk
hand in hand with jesus
428
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,742
"on a private beach
for two.
429
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,477
"i want him to nibble
on my ear
430
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,080
"and say,
'i'm here for you'--"
431
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,683
it seems you
really love christ.
432
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,418
yes, we sure do.
433
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,586
no, but it appears
you are actually
434
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,189
in lovewith christ.
435
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,358
well, what are you
saying,
436
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,527
that you don't really
love christ ?
437
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,696
well, of course i do,
i mean, i just--
438
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,563
well, what's
the difference ?
439
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:05,864
you love christ,
you're in love with christ ?
440
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,166
i mean, what the heck
is this ?!
441
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,335
we just like to make sure
the bands we sign
442
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,937
are in it for god
and not for the money.
443
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,238
i resent that, sir.
444
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,275
i have never in my life done
anything just for the money.
445
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,877
if i'm lying, may the lord
strike me down right now.
446
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,046
uh, oh...
447
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,649
that's all we
needed to know.
448
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,685
just sign here and we'll
get your album sold.
449
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,420
( announcer )
k-tal recordspresents
450
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,722
the most inspirational
451
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,457
christian rock band
in the world--
452
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,192
faith plus one.
453
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,361
featuring the very best
in good, wholesome
454
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,662
christian music.
455
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,264
♪ oh lord
you are my savior ♪
456
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:42,735
♪ you know i miss you so much
when you are gone... ♪♪
457
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,470
with great inspirational
songs like
458
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,638
"i wasn't born again
yesterday".
459
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,807
♪ yes i may be born again ♪
460
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,277
♪ but i wasn't born again
yesterday... ♪♪
461
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,748
♪ i wanna get down on my knees
and start pleasin' jesus ♪
462
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,784
♪ i wanna feel his salvation
all over my face... ♪
463
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,387
the cds is filled with
instant classics.
464
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,122
who doesn't remember...
465
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,857
♪ the body of christ ♪
466
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,026
♪ sleek, swimmer's body
all muscled up and toned ♪
467
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,327
♪ the body of christ ♪
468
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,929
♪ oh what a body, i wish
i could call it my own... ♪♪
469
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:17,436
♪ you one time, two times
three times my savior... ♪♪
470
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,039
♪ whenever i see jesus
up on that cross ♪
471
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,075
♪ i can't help but think
that he looks kind of hot... ♪♪
472
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,244
this album is not available
in stores
473
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,545
and limited quantities
are available !
474
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,714
so order now !
475
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,485
i can't take this
much longer.
476
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,220
maybe we're just not cut out
to be in a band.
477
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:36,955
you guys, we can't give up
on our dreams now !
478
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,257
as soon as this strike ends
479
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,558
we're gonna be the
biggest band ever !
480
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,727
yeah, if we all give in now,
people might never stop
481
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,462
downloading our music
for free !
482
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,197
i'm sure we're gonna get word
any minute
483
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:48,233
that people have
agreed to stop.
484
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,270
certified letter for
the rock band moop ?
485
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,005
that's us !
486
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,475
"dear moop, this letter
is to inform you
487
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,210
"that faith plus one's
debut album
488
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,813
has just sold
one million copies."
489
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,114
what ?!
490
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,415
"we cordially invite you to
491
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,716
"attend the platinum album
award ceremony
492
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,885
"which will be held tomorrow
morning at 10.
493
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,488
"details and proof
of sales enclosed.
494
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,392
p.s. nya-nya nya-nya nya, nya,
ha-ha ha-ha ha, ha."
495
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:18,163
he did it...
cartman got a platinum album.
496
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,031
is this for real ?
497
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,332
this is for real !
498
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,633
he beat us.
499
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,935
because all this time
we've been so caught up
500
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,537
with how to protect our music,
that we forgot to just play !
501
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:28,140
but why play if we're not gonna
make millions of dollars ?
502
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,875
because that's what
real artists do.
503
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,176
people are always
going to find a way
504
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,911
to copy our music
and swap it for free.
505
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,080
if we're real musicians,
then we should just play
506
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,249
and be stoked that so many
people are listening !
507
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,418
besides, maybe our songs would
have gotten downloaded for free,
508
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,719
but if they were good songs,
509
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,020
then people still would
have bought tickets
510
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,755
to see our band
in concert.
511
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,491
from now on, moop
isn't about money--
512
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,792
moop is about music !
513
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,093
we're not striking
anymore.
514
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,262
who's with us !
515
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,431
we're just about
the money.
516
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,298
yeah. yeah.
517
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,166
yeah.
518
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,467
oh.
519
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,768
so, dude, what are you gonna do
about your bet with cartman ?
520
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,070
are you gonna pay him ?
521
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,371
i don't have
a choice, dude.
522
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,672
i'm gonna swallow my pride,
face cartman
523
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,841
and say, "congratulations,
you were right."
524
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,143
and i'm gonna
give him the $10.
525
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,179
and hopefully, he won't make
a big deal out of it.
526
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,384
( marching band playing,
elephant trumpeting )
527
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,156
welcome !
welcome everyone !
528
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,324
please, enjoy, the presentation
should begin shortly.
529
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,059
cartman, what the hell
is all this ?
530
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,794
our platinum album ceremony--
i've spared no expense.
531
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,530
but you spent all
the money we made !
532
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,698
we're faith plus one, token,
there'll be plenty more money.
533
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,433
relax and enjoy,
black asshole.
534
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:29,735
there's hors d'oeuvres
and drinks
535
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,904
by the ferris wheel,
everyone !
536
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,506
oh, kyle, guys,
so nice to see you !
537
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,807
let's just get this
over with, cartman.
538
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,543
you won the bet,
here's $10.
539
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:38,844
oh, no no no--
not yet, kyle.
540
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,145
hold on.
541
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,880
everyone, everyone, can i have
your attention, please ?
542
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,182
( cheering )
543
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,483
woo-hoo !
faith plus one !
544
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,218
we love you !
praise christ !
545
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:47,953
yes, yes, thank you,
praise him.
546
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,122
i think we're ready
to start now.
547
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,026
( announcer )
welcome to the
presentation ceremony
548
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,195
for faith plus one !
549
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,930
( audience cheering )
550
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,966
and now to present the award,
here's michael collins !
551
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,135
this is the worst day
of my life.
552
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,304
ahh, this is the best day
of my life.
553
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,774
boys, in recognition of over
one million records sold
554
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,943
the christian recording industry
is pleased to present you
555
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,545
with this-- myrrh album !
556
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,015
thank you very--
wait, myrrh album ?
557
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,750
i thought albums went
either gold or platinum.
558
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,485
no, no, in christian rock
our albums go gold,
559
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,221
then frankincense
then myrrh.
560
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,522
congratulations !
561
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,257
ha ! our bet was that
you would get a platinum album
562
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,992
not a myrrh album !
563
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,161
i don't owe you
anything, fat boy !
564
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,462
do you mean to tell me i can
never get a platinum album
565
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,763
with a christian
rock band ?
566
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:35,234
no, but you can go
double myrrh.
567
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,969
goddammit !
568
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,704
( gasps from audience )
569
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,872
oh, please don't take
the lord's name in vain !
570
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,174
who cares ?!
571
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,041
i can never win my bet
because you stupid assholes
572
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,776
don't give out
platinum albums !
573
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,078
but you've spread
the word of the lord.
574
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,379
you've brought
faith in jesus !
575
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,114
oh, ( bleep ) jesus !
576
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,415
( gasps )
577
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,717
( woman shrieks )
578
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,018
eric, i'm pretty sure
579
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,319
you shouldn't say the
"f" word about jesus.
580
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,054
yeah, you're gonna
hurt the band !
581
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,356
who ( bleeping )
cares, token ?
582
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,091
i can never beat
kyle now !
583
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,260
i'll say it again !
( bleep ) jesus !
584
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,561
( audience screaming )
585
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,862
my ears are
bleeding !
586
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,163
good job, dick head !
587
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,465
you lost the
entire audience !
588
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,067
ah, ( bleep ) you, token,
you black asshole !
589
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,369
ah ! oh !
590
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:11,670
eh !
591
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,839
( coughing )
592
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,478
hmm, guess he got
what he deserved.
593
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,213
( eric coughing, wheezing )
594
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,057
( bleep ) you, eric !
595
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,660
( eric )
♪ the body of christ ♪
596
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,961
♪ sleek, swimmer's body
all muscled up and toned ♪
597
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,262
♪ the body of christ ♪
598
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,431
♪ oh what a body, i wish
i could call it my own ♪
599
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,901
♪ lord almighty
i've never been so enticed ♪
600
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,070
♪ oh i wish i could have
the body of christ ♪
601
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,106
♪ the body of christ ♪
602
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,841
♪ the body of christ ♪
603
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:52,010
♪ the body of christ ♪
604
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,047
♪ lord almighty
i've never been so enticed ♪
605
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,782
♪ oh i wish i could have
the body of christ ♪♪
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